Waifu claiming thread. The rules are very simple: >claim
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Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: kill yourself
Syndra claimed
wew lad I go play Overwatch and come back to a lewd thread
>>683423802
/mu/ meme.
claiming Sue
>>683423855
H.A.N.A.K.O unit here.
I'm sleepy and tired but still here. Minimal lewds pls.
>My mainframe can't handle it
kagami claimed....
>>683423942
Pissed the beta is over today and I gotta wait like 15 more days.
Lewds.
Claimed
Thank you Syndra.
And with that I'm off to rest. See y'all later.
>>683424084
All of it.
>>683424069
Have you bought the game? I was on the fence before the beta but I think i'll buy it now
>>683424252
gonna preorder it today and yeah I was on the fence too but it's actually pretty fun and a good change from the cod/battlefield shit
>>683424065
Vanilla claims are the best.
>>683424192
Yes.
>>683424419
homu claims are the best!!
>im more of a strawberry guy myself kek
hi!!
>>683424322
Played the beta myself. How the hell do you deal with a Bastion sitting on the moving payload?
>>683424192
>>683424448
Dammit man what the hell did I just say
Guess who?
>>683424034
>>683424480
>lewds pls
>>683424472
>Homu clams
I wish you could try that someday
>Strawberry
Me too! Strawberry makes any icecream combination better.
https://youtu.be/YTEscgVDnAU
>>683424569
Desu desu ?
>>683424569
The Spanish Inquisition?
>>683424480
I usually play as Hanzo and snipe his ass while halfway hiding behind something
>>683424686
Close
Pic related
>>683424673
Bing bong.
>>683424322
Sill not sure i can justify £30 for it tho
>>683424480
Pharrah/Junkrat/76 Alt fire are all good
>>683423565
>>683424613
hahahaa!!! i wonder what they taste like, someday for sure lol
strawberry anything is good, but you gotta have strawberry icecream lol
>>683424192
Momma seaport let me eat that ass~
Something about being active.
>>683424613
Homu my love <3
President of my heart.
>>683424882
Sure, but the pussy's reserved for someone else, which is me. I don't think you'd mind anyways.
>>683424927
Pretty hot waifu, anon.
>>683424927
Juri.
>>683424831
Butts.
>>683423855
Still not claiming snowday Syndra
How long has this been going on now anon?
Step up
>>683424795
>>683424829
Thank you. It's just frustrating to have my lovely defensive turret I set up as Torbjorn get immediately destroyed as soon as the payload gets around the corner.
>>683424927
You again.
>>683425014
I can deal <3
>>683425097
The best.
>>683425014
Devoted in my love for the waifu for laifu.
>Your waifu is pretty, thick, and innocent looking
>Must be quite popular
>>683425097
Galko.
>>683425238
Ohoho~ Is that who I think it is? Unit H.A
N.A.K.O? Oh how I missed you so, come give me a hug.
>>683425014
Name for this chubby goddess desu?
>>683425238
Who's your least favorite character?
I fucking HATE junk rat. Such an edgy out of place ugly character. Awful
>>683425206
I dont like the snowday skin.
But hey, different tastes for diferent people
>>683425238
You're welcome. Genuinely think bastion is the most cancer hero.
>>683425424
Seaport Hime, from Kantai Collection. She is indeed a goddess.
>>683425404
Indeed pretty popular.
Just how dedicated are you to your waifu?
>>683425404
You can make it.
>>683425356
I prefer tits, but ass is pretty good, too.
>>683425356
-ERROR-
-SYSTEM MALFUNCTION-
-LOGIC CONFLICT ERROR-
Have mercy
>>683425404
Sorry honey, busy with work. I have a civil war to fight, and a pesky K.O.K.O unit to deal with.
>>683425448
Bastion, obviously. High-success, low-skill character.
>>683425472
Same.
>>683425735
I've been with mine for a year now. Her birthday's coming up too. I'm learning how to bake cupcakes for her soon.
>>683425554
>>683425764
I can't compete with two breast goddesses, it's impossible for they're too massive and perfect.
>When it comes to L E G S though, different story
>You can make it
Every day is suffering, being away from the waifu this long. I'll stay strong though, I promise.
>>683425812
Oh, forget your work and all of that nonsense about fighting a silly war. How about instead you spend a little time with me so we can get to know each other better~? I do know things about you, you know. It's my job~
>>683425812
Hello there~
>>683425554
Oh mama seaport~~
>>683426197
>-WARNING!-
>-LEWDNESS DETECTED-
Stay back! I have a screwdriver and some unbranded oil, and I am NOT AFRAID TO USE THEM.
>>683426400
Uh...
>>683427266
Just saying hello! Is that so wrong?
>>683424480
I just charge that shit with Reindhardt or pull Bastion with Roadhog
Genji and Tracer can work pretty well too, so can explosives
>>683427266
Oh, honey~ I'd love for you to put that oil to good use. And with that screwdriver, I can finally get back to those... repairs I missed last time.
>I promise I'll be gentle, just take my hand~
>>683426197
Tfw you never answered me
Tfw I offered frog legs
Tfw im sad now
>>683426197
>breast goddess
I'm flattered.
>>683427683
I do not recall this event, last I heard of you poor froggo, you were all pouty and refused to give me legs.
>>683427975
I was trying to add you on Telegram and couldnt find you so I found someone else named Juri and started yelling at them about being a frog fucker
I was telling you this in thread but you ignored me there too
>Tsuyu
>>683426197
You do have fair grounds, though. Juri's a lean goddess as I see it.
>>683427533
It's quite difficult to say hi back when you're in a compromising position with a curvaceous lady such as yourself.
>>683427682
>-CORE PROCESSOR OVERLOADING-
>-ALERT!-
>-UNAUTHORIZED CODE lewdthoughts.exe IS RUNNING-
Uh... um...
>-ALERT!-
>-OFFERING DETECTED-
>-RECEIVE OFFERING? Y/N
Uh...
>-RECEIVE OFFERING? Y/N
...
...
...
Y
sachi claim
>>683428138
So you are momma seaport now?
>>683428411
Anon, shhh. We don't want to promote ERPing now.
>>683428200
Well that's understandable..
![Texhnolyze - 07 [DVD 720x480 x264 AAC].mkv-0002.png](https://i.imgur.com/k2lf7Hv.png "Texhnolyze - 07 [DVD 720x480 x264 AAC].mkv-0002.png")
>>683428449
Who said anything about erping~
>>683428524
Every single thread, OP mentions about E/RPing, silly.
>>683428394
Hello Sachi
raven <3
>>683428534
Good tastes
>>683428584
But what I'm saying is, who mentioned it~?
I never said let's erp silly. I just called you momma seaport <3
>>683428729
Thanks. I think she's wonderful.
>>683428724
>>683427790
Just simply stating facts, when it comes to breasts I believe you and seaport rule here.
>We all have our strengths and weaknesses
>Yours happens to be massive breasts
>>683428131
Kek, you found someone else? That's weird, well I suppose I could try finding you, what's your name under? Sometimes the threads are too fast and I can't catch everything.
>>683428138
>When the breast goddess notices you
Well, you aren't wrong there, to me at least. Juri is absolute perfection to me on everything from looks to that cruel, sadistic personality.
>I've never seen more beautiful legs in my existence
>6 years of loyalty, I have no intention of ever stopping
>>683428200
Aha~! I just knew you had it in you, beautiful. Looks like we had better start right away, you're in desperate need of a tune up~
>Receives her hand, swiftly yet gently scooping her up before placing her carefully onto the operating table.
Heh, you're so lightweight and easy to manage. Just relax and don't fight it~
>Purple would look good on you
>>683429164
Huh. I didn't know instant regret felt like a cold table on your back.
>The more you know
>>683429164
Well thanks. I'm sure you already know this, but Juri for sure has some of the best legs here.
Bridal waifus are the best.
>>683429782
Yes.
>>683429471
Oh, silly. They always end up saying that at first. And yet, they always come back to me time and time again~
>>683429678
I think mine is under Juri_Han, oops. I'll look you up in a few.
>>683429690
I never like to assume anything outside of my own personal tastes and experiences, but I am quite glad to hear you say that.
>She can snap my spine any fucking day of the week with those fit, gorgeous legs
>Tfw wanting to be abused
It's a sickness but I can't stop, nor do I want to.
>>683430119
Is this a thing we're doing now?
>>683429782
Closest I have at the moment.
>>683430438
Yes.
>>683430119
What a beautiful Homu.
Waifu Homu as a waifu.
I wanna claim her~
>>683424069
Just saying there is a day left on the beta. Extended until the 10th
>>683430481
lovely.
>>683429782
very
>>683430438
>>683429782
Yes
>>683430198
Just be gentle, alright? This is the first time someone other than my personal maintenance bot did this.
>>683430553
>>683430871
sounds good
>>683428678
hey syndra whats up?
>>683430952
Shit's hot yo
And I'm gone.
>>683431357
Glad I could draw you out of hiding~
>>683429782
tfw no wedding dress art
>>683431449
Come back! :(
>>683430871
>Gently raises a finger to your lip
Shh, dearie~ I know exactly what I'm doing, and I promise to be nothing less then gentle with such a beautiful, fragile unit~ you have my word, sweetheart. Would I ever lie to you, beautiful one?
>>683431449
RIP..um..Tomoko?
I think
>>683431493
who even is that character?
I object to all of these wedding dresses.
>claim
>>683431449
Bye Ananas.
>>683431689
>who even is that character?
Sue Sakamoto from Cave Story
Im a terrible person and there is nothing I can do about it.
>>683430198
Everyone has their fetishes.
>mine has to do with milk
>>683431752
Hello.
>>683431950
Hi Galko, how was your day so far?
>>683431688
To be fair, yes, yes you would.
But enough of the teasing already. Get on with the show already before my processor blows a fuse.
>>683431752
overruled
>>683431914
It reminds me of the goat people from undertale
probably because they look the same
https://youtu.be/lcOxhH8N3Bo
>>683423855
What does waifu mean?
>>683431926
I wanna go away for a while.
Because the things that I have seen are turning me into a shitty human being.
>>683432158
>It reminds me of the goat people from undertale
>probably because they look the same
I heard Toby was inspired by the Mimiga when he made Undertale. Not sure if that's true but he does like the game.
>>683432250
This helps.
https://youtu.be/_YtwPPsBKGQ
>>683432158
But my honour there is no evidence against my objection.
>>683432262
Disappearing does sound great.
>There is no better day to die than today
I coulnd't find a download link for it.
>>683432394
so a waifu can only be 2d?
>>683432961
Nope. 3D anime & cartoons count too.
>>683432394
>>683432625
I can buy it for 0.00$, im a genius.
>>683432997
Thanks.
I want to hug a mouse.
>>683432072
Boring.
>>683429782
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>>683432394
I like this
>>683432451
I don't need evidence
>Be me, throw Tracers bomb
>rewind to get away and heal
>end up on top of my bomb
>MFW I kill myself and three other people
>>683431950
To clarify, I only feel this way towards Juri. I would not normally want any of that unless it was directly coming from her.
>Milk
Say no more, friend. I understand.
>>683432077
Ohh, not a fan of foreplay are we? Shhh~ let me work my magic~ close your eyes and just relax.
>Oh my~, it looks like your gears and circuits haven't had proper lubrication, no wonder you've been shorting out~ looks like a faulty circuit panel here, with a bad wire connection leading down.. here~ now, you may feel a slight.. tingling sensation as I re-wire this piece, and let me apply a nice amount of.. oil~ down here~
>Various humming and tinkering sounds
>Ah, how honored I am to be able to patch you up~
>All these bride photos and I can't find a single one
>>683433456
>I don't need evidence
http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=8222953
>>683432625
Please don't disappear, Ill miss you.
>>683433591
I can see why.
>>683433591
>keep rp to a minimum
you fucking cocksucker
>>683433456
big plays, feels like when you self-destruct as D.Va and realise you're 100% sucided
I just like the little creatures in life; the ones that are portrayed as weak but still rise to the occasion and try their hardest like Mrs. Brisby or Judy Hopps. They're great.
>>683433692
>implying I care about your legal system
objection
>>683433870
D.Va's ult is great, especially when Reindhardt or Winston block it
>>683434303
i wanna fuck her eye
>>683433856
minimum doesnt mean absolutely none you autistic sperglord fuck your rules this is /b/ just shut up and lurk with me you claimless faggot
>>683433591
Tickle? What exactly are you messing around with that would t-
>SENSITIVITY INCREASED TO 1000%
ACK!
>claiming yume
>>683434399
lets have hot angry anon sex
>>683433709
Don't worry about that, im too addicted to this place to disappear and care for you too!
>>683434631
I know.. But you still had me worried Homu.
If you're ever going to vanish I'll have to run away with you to make sure you stay safe.
>>683434303
my only gripe is that without mech, D.Va is too easy to kill, think she could do with a roll but that'd probably be broken as fuck
>>683434257
feelin' it
>>683434810
Keep moving, get a few good shots and your mech is charged up again. Never had a problem.
>>683434303
But without the legal system one could take a gun to the court room and shoot the judge, oh look at this, it's a gun.
>>683434361
umm..ok
>>683434519
Hey Yume
How's it hanging?
>>683434810
But her mech ult's blast radius is absurd
It's probably meant to be high risk high reward because it can easily clear an objective and give D.Va another mech in one blast
>>683434899
yeah started to learn that, it's just a bit shit if you zerg their base in a last minute push and they shit on your mech. You're next.
I've had my fun for tonight.
I'll catch you another day.
Shiki claimed
>>683435112
just.. that left eye
can i fuck it
>>683434440
Shh, don't squirm so much or I could end up damaging you~ this is very delicate work and it requires a trained and steady hand. Now, let me just put this here, and attach this part here~ almost done, looks like I need more oil as well, you really must learn to lubricate yourself. Don't you know you can produce your own~? I'd be more then happy to show you.
Kunimitsu claimed
>>683435685
Shit I was too late...
>>683435685
I never understood why this guy didn't just claim a female Spitter instead. They looked better then the standard Necros.
>>683435112
ǝuıɟ sı ƃuıɥʇʎɹǝʌǝ ʇɐɥʇ sǝpısǝq ʇnq uʍop ǝpısdn sı ƃuıɥʇʎɹǝʌǝ llǝʍ
>>683435519
Ha... ha... jeez...
>CORE TEMPERATURE RISING TO DANGEROUS LEVELS
Slow down... you're going too rou-NGGGGG!
>WARNING!
>NEURAL DRIVES SCRAMBLED
>SYSTEM OVERLOAD IMMINENT
>RELEASING EXCESS FLUIDS
>>683436069
˙pǝʞlɐʇ ǝʍ sǝɯᴉʇ ʇsɹᴉɟ ǝɥʇ ɟo ǝɯ spuᴉɯǝɹ sᴉɥʇ ˙˙˙ʇsɐd ǝɥʇ ɯoɹɟ ʇsɐlq
>>683434746
That makes me feel... confortable and unconfortable at same time, if I wanted to disappear I would not want anyone following me... but its nice that I can always count on you! But you really don't have to worry about it anyway.
>>683436496
That's the point I suppose. Yeah you would want to disappear, but I also said I wouldn't leave your side.
Huh, I guess I don't know what I would actually do...
>>683436496
ǝɹoɯʎuɐ ʎuunɟ ʇɐɥʇ ʇou ʇsnɾ sʇı ǝsnɐɔǝq ǝɹoɯʎuɐ dılɟ ǝɥʇ ǝsn ʎlǝɹɐɹ ı ɥɐǝʎ
>>683436110
Aha~! Look at you go, you're so sensitive~! So, you have an overheating and ventilation problem.. I must attend to this as well, you understand. Well, maybe if you opened up these valves of yours instead of keeping them shut, we could regulate your body temperature~ we'll have to perform an entire reboot after I finish patching you up too, dear~
>Hmm~ let's see, this may feel really good, but try to contain yourself. You're leaking so much in excess~ ah, I wonder what this little switch here does?
>Flip
>>683437339
>rp
>>683437318
damn boi she thicc
>>683437449
i want to fuck you
>>683436777
Kill yourself.
I'd RP here but I don't want people to judge me as a raging faggot.
>>683437339
No no no no, wait! That's the-!
>HYPERDRIVE INITIATED.
>SENSITIVITY INCREASED TO 5000%
GAH!
Good lord the RPers are here
>>683437857
grow some balls kid what can they possibly do, call you a faggot?
>>683437684
>>683437857
We're all faggots here
>>683437702
I like this anon
>>683437857
You're already being an enormous faggot right now.
>>683438212
Hang Yourself
>>683438273
This.
And these faggots wonder why banana desu and sally spam is allowed.
>>683438301
Drown yourself
>>683437923
Don't worry dear, it's done. See? Over before you knew it. Now you shouldn't suffer so much from... overheating. I'll leave that switch flipped on though, because that sounds absolutely wonderful~ That wasn't so bad now, was it? I also installed a few other helpful components during your reboot, but you'll have to discover what those are and what they do yourself~
