Waifu Claiming thread
>Very Lonely Rabbit edition
The rules are simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando. One claim per anon.
>Give the rabbit attention. He needs it.
>Keep RP and ERP to a minimum. No lewd.
>Don't be gay
>We know you masturbate. Stop talking about it.
>No posts with focal point on sexual objects or speech(This includes pictures)
>Insult other waifu
>Pretend to be normal and discuss stuff
Most important: You're waifu a shit
Yuuki claim. I'm gonna lurk for a few more minutes before going to bed.
The Phantom of the Opera is here
Nice edition Spike
>grossest thigh gap claimed
Nice dubs, and is overwatch still in beta? I keep wanting to play it always forget to download it
>Give the rabbit attention. He needs it.
Doesn't mean he deserves it.
It's in beta until the 9th. I think its really fun.
guess i'm too used to offline play then. Internet is quite slow out here so it can take up to 10 minutes to connect.
okay, just make sure you get some good sleep regardless. <3
Papa Spiegel always bakes his Tough Love Bread™ on time.
>because no one else wanted to do it
That's my worst nightmare actually. I think I'd rather be in a shitty band where everyone was chill and having fun than be in a successful good one, where nobody wants to do it.
>I just got my first distortion pedal
One of these days I'll have the money, I think.
>Shiragami Youko claimed
Do I get attention?
It's good to see you on here.
Thanks! 2:25 a.m. got 4 hrs in me left.
Whole playlist by the best League youtuber.
Ignore Syndra. She hasnt had tea yet. You're welcome here Velvet
Is this good attention
Eh it's probably just me not being imaginative enough or something. Not too suited for messing around in singleplayer games like I used to.
Im starting to sober up. Apparently I get flirty when im drunk according to Mirai
Sounds pretty chill.
each to their own.
Sleep well! <3
Sorry we didnt get to chat today, Talk to you tomorrow!
Hey, where is Judy-chan? I expected a whole heap of bunny gets by this point
Night and take care.
Checked!!!! Lucky sevens!
Every day I have is pretty chill and I'm good with that.
You won the jackpot of a judy
You weren't far off either
speak of the devil
Well I wanted gets and I got gets
Trying to out shitpost spike in the other thread. quite funny.
Nice! Ill have to get it then :)
Ah i see! Well I hope you get a lot of work done on your picture! :)
Oh ho ho! Flirty you say? well its better than being an angry drunk haha
Nice full house ya got there
I'm out everyone, stay cute, stay waifu :D
Jaja, out of nowhere! Only had to wait a few seconds and I would've gotten it.
Will try! But to keep the thread going too. Jaja
Nothing wrong with chill days. Wish I had more of those. Instead I have super stressful flying days... kek
Haha yeah. Is it sad I already cant remember what I was saying? I think Mirai and Maki enjoyed it though... kek
This pic gets cuter every time I see it
Cats can't be that round, that's ridiculous
>and some dub trips right there
Hey, good morning
Bye Koko, I'll make sure I'm still here when you get back
A second woul've been too much, this was a matter of milliseconds
I can't wait to fly sometime but I know I'm probably gonna fuck something up
It's about time
I've been waiting for your gets Judy-chan
I was masturbating
>I'm probably gonna fuck something up
Dont worry about that friend, Ive fucked up plenty and still have a job and still love flying... Trust me...
Right though? Super cute.
To green, i assume?
Dang, it would've been a sight to see than.
Sleep well and take care.
I'm curious. To what.
Yea but a plane might be a different story. Trying to get into the USAF
Are you actually sorry though?
Papa Spiegel™ always wins
Anyway, done lurking for the night.
A mother son incest video actually
Too bad there all fake
I have actually crashed a plane. The Army doesn't seem to care, Im still eligible for the aviation program
Goodnight, sleep warm and well, anon.
It's a possibility.
Those would be the third time /waifu/ got the quints since I got here I believe
How do you feel about stickers?
Sleep cozy and take care.
Bye Shira, give me more ideas later today
As long as you can crash into the enemy they couldn't give a shit
Goodnight my sweet winner! <3
Do you know who got them?
Haha Top fucking kek
I think they dont care because I managed to save most of the plane... kek
For mother's day I assume?
Fuck. Then maybe there's a chance for me yet.
I'm so ready.
No idea, but we will find him and we will kill him
Well every crash you can walk away from is a good one I'd say. Was the crash entirely your fault or not? If it wasn't then they're probably happy you saved most of the plane
My incest fetish is the reason why i cant watch that anime
And i have tried but i always have to stop mid episode to fap
Then i dont want to continue >>683402132
You asked for it
Kinda but i usually watch those to get off
Wasnt really in the mood for hentai
Yeah! You can do it!
>I might greentext that story sometime, if anyone is interested that is...
Good point. kek
It was actually my friends fault, It was his plane I was borrowing
I love my sister but not like that. Are you an only child? There exists something called 'the sibling effect'. You should read up on it somewhere
>tfw akiko and akito aren't even actually brother and sister
Kind of easy to anyways I guess. Although I am not one for incest.
I was actually gonna ask for it but wasn't sure if you wanted to do it.
Im the youngest of 3 boys but i would never fuck my mom
I have just always been into older women and the thought of mother/son role play gets me really fucking heated
We got to make it like he killed himself. Leave nothing behind.
Haha yeah, I thought I was into older women too until I actually had sex with a 38 year old pornstar when I was 18
But who knows maybe it is your thing. You just have to know how to find them
Well he browses /b/ so that should be easy. Not like he socializes with people
Nah 3d women are gross
All about that 2d booty
Gonna become a warloc
Yeah, but threads get deleted. No record of him would be left.
top kek. Everything about this post was good
If you like 2D older women I can recommend Bayonetta
Good luck with your wizardry.
Can't wait til you wake up from the dream known as reality.
Isnt that a console exclusive?
Maybe if i live long enough ican become a god
You cant deny that 2d booty looks better than 3d booty
I sometimes drop some funny images off for a bump. Got trips!
Here you go
>1 week after my first Solo flight
>Decide i'm ready for my first flight outside of training
>Call up my friend
>"Can I borrow your Piper bro?"
>"Sure its at xxxx (address)"
>Pick up plane
>Take off after preflight
>Flew for 3 hours, over Lake Superior
>Running low on gas, lets head back
>Begin circling airport
>"Tower am I clear to land?"
>"Go ahead runway xx"
>Flip landing gear switch and throttle back
>"Piper xxx, We are seeing only you right gear down, How copy?"
>1500ft from runway
>Panic mode engage
>Flip Gear up, then Gear down
>"Piper xxx, this is tower, abort landing, repeat, abort landing"
>"Your left gear is up and your right is stuck at 45 degrees."
>Immediately, my Left wing hits the tarmac
>The plane does 3 full spins then comes to a stop
>Kick out the window and run towards the terminal
>Grab the nearest pay phone and call friend
>"Bro im so sorry"
>"Ive been calling you for the last 2 hours, you took the wrong plane, That one had a hydraulic failure in the landing gear..."
>MFW I crash my friends plane because I forgot to check the tail number.
Don't know, never played it
I just know she's a milf in vidya
Kind of but not really but still more or less but then again not your fault. It's hard to say whose mistake it was there but definitely not 100% your fault
Look man both are nice but booty ain't for me.
And it's always good to have a good chuckle.
Lmao. I mean it's not totally your fault but still. I was kind of expecting you to try to do some kind of trick but fuck up.
Damn dude. That was intense.
damn, i'd be shitting bricks if i was ever in a faulty plane.
Shes also a witch and her clothes are made of her hair
Im a tit guy too
And 2d tits look a hell of a lot better than 3d
>maybe if I live long enough I can become a god
The old that is strong does not wither.
Yeah a little bit my fault but its one of those I tried my best situations... kek
>some kind of trick
kek im not that crazy, at least back then... Nowadays... maybeeee.... kek
It was. I didnt fly again for a few weeks, shit was scary
This is why I thoroughly check every plane and helicopter before I fly now... kek
Alright you got me there.
Just waiting on the article of a pilot who did a flip before dropping bombs onto some hajis
at least you got out safe! <3
Then i could rule over humans and make more robots
I cant wait for VR to get really big and have VNs and dating sims on those
Would've done the same. Probably not fly one for months.
You'll return comrade. Take good care.
Haha now thats something I would do. kek
Yeah, thanks friend
I was honestly thinking about giving up right then and there, but my dad, who used to be a pilot convinced me to try again. Best decision of my life.
No. Got 2 hours to go. Just bored.
THE FUTURE IS NOW.
I await it then.
That's enough for me guys. Heading out.
I'm done for the night. Might be on a bit laterl.
That's fantastic! I never flown before, but you're a braver person than I am.
You'll get out before you know it.
Rest peacefully and take care.
I will destroy some hajis for you someday. And video the explosion... kek
>never flown before
You should try it sometime, its amazing
>braver person than I am.
I dont know about that, I guess im just driven, its been my dream since I was really young to fly and to dedicate my life to helping others, with a lot of hard work and some rough times, and i've finally made it :)
Dont drown yourself
Those controls seem to complicated to keep up with. Though I'll give a shot if the opportunity arrives.
Dang, got somethings to take care of before I get somewhere. Congrats!
But don't you promote kys?
Planes are honestly really easy, I have almost 3000 flight hours on fixed wing. Helicopters are where it gets really complicated... That shits hard. I only have 350 hours in those.
Im off for good this time, Finally sobered up and am really tired. Night everyone!
Rest easy and take great care.
Drowning is a shit way
I dont want to search the watter just to molest a body
Molest a body....
Other than that, if someone blows their brains out, or set themselves on fire, you'll still do that to the corpse?
Throw a body pillow over it
Where's the humanity in that?....
If you use someone that committed suicide already. I'll observe, but not become a part of it.
Happy to see you lurking around!
So I have about an hour to wipe down 3 benches, run through 3 sets of dishes, clean the sinks and clean the dishwasher
Kill me now
I don't want to, Syndra would say otherwise. Goodluck!
But only if you join in the fun.
I should have added "on yourself" at the end.
Kill yourself you lazy bastard
And why is that?
Nah. Ive just finished half the work in 15 mins. Time to hang aroind and chat.
Well if it isnt little miss slut
Its rare but i do.
Tea doesnt change me that much.
But i guess this is more of a mood thing.
Hi, how are you holding up?
What does 'fun' signify? Perhaps I would participate.
The vegetable thing or the slut thing?
Whats up then? Can you share or nah?
Oh the usual cuting and exploring.
You will figure it out soon enogh.
Kay then. Apparently Im a gross slut with an abnormal thigh gap. Though this needs trips to co firm the slut part.
Share what put you in this mood.
Nigga how did you forget the important part? Get yo shit together
This fruit juice! How are ya?
Still awake and chatting. Are you currently doing anything?
A bit of autopsy would be fun. Who's the willing participant?
This apple soda and remaining pizza
>Running very low on numbing medicine
Im sorry. I needed seperate rolls for the both of them. Gotta do this right.
Alright, wont ask again.
Still got the pain?
Huh, that's okay, not much to do in the early morning hours.