Waifu Claiming thread
>Very Lonely Rabbit edition
The rules are simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando. One claim per anon.
>Give the rabbit attention. He needs it.
>No shipping
>Keep RP and ERP to a minimum. No lewd.
>Don't be gay
>We know you masturbate. Stop talking about it.
>No posts with focal point on sexual objects or speech(This includes pictures)
>No Dio
>Insult other waifu
>Pretend to be normal and discuss stuff
Most important: You're waifu a shit
Iowa claim
Yuuki claim. I'm gonna lurk for a few more minutes before going to bed.
The Phantom of the Opera is here
>ruri best
Akiko claimed
Still here
Nice edition Spike
>grossest thigh gap claimed
>>683398464
see
>>683398595
>>683398077
Nice dubs, and is overwatch still in beta? I keep wanting to play it always forget to download it
Also claiming
still here
>>683398452
>Give the rabbit attention. He needs it.
Doesn't mean he deserves it.
Somewere here
https://youtu.be/WEfmK9IbD5s
https://youtu.be/vaVjR-Br0U8
https://youtu.be/43FnCO1DkOU
>>683398785
No one follows the rules, anyway
Hamakaze claimed
>>683398726
It's in beta until the 9th. I think its really fun.
>>683398276
guess i'm too used to offline play then. Internet is quite slow out here so it can take up to 10 minutes to connect.
>>683398451
okay, just make sure you get some good sleep regardless. <3
Papa Spiegel always bakes his Tough Love Bread™ on time.
>>683398389
>because no one else wanted to do it
That's my worst nightmare actually. I think I'd rather be in a shitty band where everyone was chill and having fun than be in a successful good one, where nobody wants to do it.
>>683398451
>I just got my first distortion pedal
Congrats!
One of these days I'll have the money, I think.
>Shiragami Youko claimed
>>683398785
Do I get attention?
Claimed.
>>683398184
It's good to see you on here.
>>683398260
Thanks! 2:25 a.m. got 4 hrs in me left.
>>683398266
Thanks!
>>683398276
Definitely!
>>683399017
No.
Go away
>>683398812
http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLvtKHRqdIU1wiynBx4qMDcU2JCq69t5Qu
Whole playlist by the best League youtuber.
>>683399017
Ignore Syndra. She hasnt had tea yet. You're welcome here Velvet
>>683399017
Is this good attention
>>683398897
Eh it's probably just me not being imaginative enough or something. Not too suited for messing around in singleplayer games like I used to.
Milinda claim
>>683398260
Im starting to sober up. Apparently I get flirty when im drunk according to Mirai
>>683398276
Sounds pretty chill.
>>683399185
I'm off to bed, night everyone!
>>683399089
thank you
>>683399398
each to their own.
>>683399441
Sleep well! <3
>>683399441
Goodnight Yuuki!
Sorry we didnt get to chat today, Talk to you tomorrow!
Hey, where is Judy-chan? I expected a whole heap of bunny gets by this point
>>683399441
Night and take care.
>>683399459
You're welcome!
>>683399438
What
>>683399777
Checked!!!! Lucky sevens!
>>683399895
>>683399414
Every day I have is pretty chill and I'm good with that.
>>683399441
Goodnight man
>>683399777
You won the jackpot of a judy
>>683399995
You weren't far off either
speak of the devil
Well I wanted gets and I got gets
>>683399777
>Trips
Trying to out shitpost spike in the other thread. quite funny.
claiming [spoiler]English dub[/spoiler] chidori
>>683398881
Nice! Ill have to get it then :)
>>683399089
Ah i see! Well I hope you get a lot of work done on your picture! :)
>>683399414
Oh ho ho! Flirty you say? well its better than being an angry drunk haha
>>683399777
Nice full house ya got there
I'm out everyone, stay cute, stay waifu :D
How to keep a retard busy
Deny him last image
>>683400115
Jaja, out of nowhere! Only had to wait a few seconds and I would've gotten it.
>>683400531
Will try! But to keep the thread going too. Jaja
>>683400093
Nothing wrong with chill days. Wish I had more of those. Instead I have super stressful flying days... kek
>>683400531
Haha yeah. Is it sad I already cant remember what I was saying? I think Mirai and Maki enjoyed it though... kek
>>683400737
*got
>>683400120
This pic gets cuter every time I see it
Cats can't be that round, that's ridiculous
>>683400444
>and some dub trips right there
nice gets
>>683400501
Hey, good morning
>>683400531
Bye Koko, I'll make sure I'm still here when you get back
>>683400737
A second woul've been too much, this was a matter of milliseconds
>>683400738
I can't wait to fly sometime but I know I'm probably gonna fuck something up
>>683400979
u mad?
>>683400979
It's about time
I've been waiting for your gets Judy-chan
Im back
I was masturbating
>claimed
Goodnight everyone
>>683401168
to what?
>>683401200
G'night!
>>683401059
>I'm probably gonna fuck something up
Dont worry about that friend, Ive fucked up plenty and still have a job and still love flying... Trust me...
>>683400854
Right though? Super cute.
>>683401168
To green, i assume?
>>683400854
Dang, it would've been a sight to see than.
>>683401200
Sleep well and take care.
>>683400979
u mad
shit poster-0
spike-1
>>683399017
Mike-San claimed.
>>683401168
I'm curious. To what.
>>683401305
Yea but a plane might be a different story. Trying to get into the USAF
>>683401454
Are you actually sorry though?
>>683401419
Papa Spiegel™ always wins
Anyway, done lurking for the night.
G'night guys.
>>683401299
>>683401329
>>683401678
A mother son incest video actually
Too bad there all fake
>>683401717
Have a good night. Catch ya later
claiming and going to sleep
Goodnight /b/
>>683401678
I have actually crashed a plane. The Army doesn't seem to care, Im still eligible for the aviation program
>>683401717
>>683401880
Goodnight, sleep warm and well, anon.
>>683401678
It's a possibility.
>>683401370
Those would be the third time /waifu/ got the quints since I got here I believe
>>683401591
How do you feel about stickers?
>>683401814
>
>>683401880
Night neopolita
>>683401717
Sleep cozy and take care.
>>683401880
Night.
>>683401454
>The best
>>683401717
Bye Shira, give me more ideas later today
>>683401886
As long as you can crash into the enemy they couldn't give a shit
>>683401717
Goodnight my sweet winner! <3
>>683401814
k
>>683402003
Do you know who got them?
>>683402127
Haha Top fucking kek
I think they dont care because I managed to save most of the plane... kek
>>683401814
For mother's day I assume?
>>683401886
Fuck. Then maybe there's a chance for me yet.
>>683401972
>possibility
I'm so ready.
>>683402280
No idea, but we will find him and we will kill him
>>683402341
Well every crash you can walk away from is a good one I'd say. Was the crash entirely your fault or not? If it wasn't then they're probably happy you saved most of the plane
>>683402003
My incest fetish is the reason why i cant watch that anime
And i have tried but i always have to stop mid episode to fap
Then i dont want to continue >>683402132
You asked for it
>>683402418
Kinda but i usually watch those to get off
Wasnt really in the mood for hentai
>>683402575
fair enough
>>683402418
Yeah! You can do it!
>I might greentext that story sometime, if anyone is interested that is...
>>683402533
Good point. kek
It was actually my friends fault, It was his plane I was borrowing
>>683402060
cozy
>>683402575
I love my sister but not like that. Are you an only child? There exists something called 'the sibling effect'. You should read up on it somewhere
>tfw akiko and akito aren't even actually brother and sister
>>683402575
Kind of easy to anyways I guess. Although I am not one for incest.
>>683402684
I was actually gonna ask for it but wasn't sure if you wanted to do it.
>>683402810
Im the youngest of 3 boys but i would never fuck my mom
I have just always been into older women and the thought of mother/son role play gets me really fucking heated
>>683402533
We got to make it like he killed himself. Leave nothing behind.
>>683403070
Haha yeah, I thought I was into older women too until I actually had sex with a 38 year old pornstar when I was 18
Never again
But who knows maybe it is your thing. You just have to know how to find them
>>683403120
Well he browses /b/ so that should be easy. Not like he socializes with people
>Sanae
>>683403434
Nah 3d women are gross
All about that 2d booty
Gonna become a warloc
>>683403434
Yeah, but threads get deleted. No record of him would be left.
>>683403444
>checked
>Amin Yashed
>stupid infidels
top kek. Everything about this post was good
>>683403572
If you like 2D older women I can recommend Bayonetta
>>683403572
Good luck with your wizardry.
>>683403572
Can't wait til you wake up from the dream known as reality.
>>683403444
kek
>>683403656
Isnt that a console exclusive?
>>683403673
Maybe if i live long enough ican become a god
>>683403878
You cant deny that 2d booty looks better than 3d booty
Bored at work. Just cleaning down now.
>>683403656
>>683403878
I sometimes drop some funny images off for a bump. Got trips!
>>683404171
Done?
>Sanae
>>683402908
Here you go
>Be me
>1 week after my first Solo flight
>Decide i'm ready for my first flight outside of training
>Call up my friend
>"Can I borrow your Piper bro?"
>"Sure its at xxxx (address)"
>Pick up plane
>Take off after preflight
>Flew for 3 hours, over Lake Superior
>Running low on gas, lets head back
>Begin circling airport
>"Tower am I clear to land?"
>"Go ahead runway xx"
>Flip landing gear switch and throttle back
>"Piper xxx, We are seeing only you right gear down, How copy?"
>OhFuck.jpg
>1500ft from runway
>Panic mode engage
>Flip Gear up, then Gear down
>300ft
>"Piper xxx, this is tower, abort landing, repeat, abort landing"
>"Your left gear is up and your right is stuck at 45 degrees."
>TooFuckingLate.gif
>Touch down
>Immediately, my Left wing hits the tarmac
>MassiveFireball.jpeg
>The plane does 3 full spins then comes to a stop
>Kick out the window and run towards the terminal
>Grab the nearest pay phone and call friend
>"Bro im so sorry"
>"Ive been calling you for the last 2 hours, you took the wrong plane, That one had a hydraulic failure in the landing gear..."
>MFW I crash my friends plane because I forgot to check the tail number.
>>683404145
Don't know, never played it
I just know she's a milf in vidya
>>683404336
Kind of but not really but still more or less but then again not your fault. It's hard to say whose mistake it was there but definitely not 100% your fault
>>683404145
Look man both are nice but booty ain't for me.
>>683404270
And it's always good to have a good chuckle.
>>683404336
Lmao. I mean it's not totally your fault but still. I was kind of expecting you to try to do some kind of trick but fuck up.
>>683404336
Damn dude. That was intense.
>>683404336
damn, i'd be shitting bricks if i was ever in a faulty plane.
>>683404649
Shes also a witch and her clothes are made of her hair
>>683404828
Im a tit guy too
And 2d tits look a hell of a lot better than 3d
>moka
>>683404145
Good luck with your ascension?
>>683404145
>maybe if I live long enough I can become a god
The old that is strong does not wither.
>>683404828
Yup
>Sanae
>>683404649
Yeah a little bit my fault but its one of those I tried my best situations... kek
>>683404828
>some kind of trick
kek im not that crazy, at least back then... Nowadays... maybeeee.... kek
>>683404883
It was. I didnt fly again for a few weeks, shit was scary
>>683404985
This is why I thoroughly check every plane and helicopter before I fly now... kek
>>683405105
Alright you got me there.
>>683405551
Just waiting on the article of a pilot who did a flip before dropping bombs onto some hajis
clmd
>>683405551
at least you got out safe! <3
>>683405322
Thanks m8ty
>>683405462
Then i could rule over humans and make more robots
>>683405815
I cant wait for VR to get really big and have VNs and dating sims on those
>>683405551
Would've done the same. Probably not fly one for months.
Heading out
If i dont return in a week im dead
>>683406142
You'll return comrade. Take good care.
>>683405815
Haha now thats something I would do. kek
>>683405919
Yeah, thanks friend
>>683406130
I was honestly thinking about giving up right then and there, but my dad, who used to be a pilot convinced me to try again. Best decision of my life.
>>683404270
No. Got 2 hours to go. Just bored.
>>683406142
Oh, morbid.
>>683406095
THE FUTURE IS NOW.
>>683406308
I await it then.
That's enough for me guys. Heading out.
I'm done for the night. Might be on a bit laterl.
>>683406308
That's fantastic! I never flown before, but you're a braver person than I am.
>>683406317
You'll get out before you know it.
>>683406622
Rest peacefully and take care.
>>683406896
Take care.
>Sanae
wtf are these threads.
I see them every day
i don't have the patience to read through them and then try to hypothesize on their purpose. Pls.
>>683406622
I will destroy some hajis for you someday. And video the explosion... kek
Goodnight friend
>>683406992
>never flown before
You should try it sometime, its amazing
>braver person than I am.
I dont know about that, I guess im just driven, its been my dream since I was really young to fly and to dedicate my life to helping others, with a lot of hard work and some rough times, and i've finally made it :)
>>683406142
Dont drown yourself
>>683407390
Avatarfag circlejerk
>>683407436
Those controls seem to complicated to keep up with. Though I'll give a shot if the opportunity arrives.
Dang, got somethings to take care of before I get somewhere. Congrats!
>>683407699
But don't you promote kys?
>>683407905
Planes are honestly really easy, I have almost 3000 flight hours on fixed wing. Helicopters are where it gets really complicated... That shits hard. I only have 350 hours in those.
Thanks
Im off for good this time, Finally sobered up and am really tired. Night everyone!
>>683408161
I'll see.
Rest easy and take great care.
>>683408016
Drowning is a shit way
I dont want to search the watter just to molest a body
>>683408334
Molest a body....
Other than that, if someone blows their brains out, or set themselves on fire, you'll still do that to the corpse?
>>683408664
Throw a body pillow over it
Problem solved
>>683408823
Where's the humanity in that?....
>>683408664
Wanna find out?
>>683409138
If you use someone that committed suicide already. I'll observe, but not become a part of it.
>>683409138
thats why he asked?
>>683409464
Happy to see you lurking around!
So I have about an hour to wipe down 3 benches, run through 3 sets of dishes, clean the sinks and clean the dishwasher
Kill me now
>>683409677
ok
I dont think that's syn
>>683409843
I don't want to, Syndra would say otherwise. Goodluck!
>>683409933
Checked.
>>683410159
hi
>>683409438
Alright
But only if you join in the fun.
>>683409464
I should have added "on yourself" at the end.
My mistake.
>>683409843
Kill yourself you lazy bastard
>>683410073
And why is that?
>>683410341
Nah. Ive just finished half the work in 15 mins. Time to hang aroind and chat.
Yuno claim
>>683410341
You're being sociable
>>683410583
Hello Ms Vegetable :p
>>683410592
No, thats just a tea-less Syndra.
>>683410638
Well if it isnt little miss slut
>>683410341
oh alright
>>683410699
Oh my. Such language :p
>>683410592
I talk.
Its rare but i do.
>>683410638
Tea doesnt change me that much.
But i guess this is more of a mood thing.
>>683410328
Hi, how are you holding up?
>>683410341
What does 'fun' signify? Perhaps I would participate.
>>683410583
Ay comrade.
>>683410780
You know it true nigga
>>683410844
Comrade! Whats gud?
>>683410846
The vegetable thing or the slut thing?
>>683410837
Whats up then? Can you share or nah?
>>683410844
im ok i guess. Yourself?
>>683410913
Yes
>>683410844
Oh the usual cuting and exploring.
You will figure it out soon enogh.
>>683410913
Share what?
>>683411064
Kay then. Apparently Im a gross slut with an abnormal thigh gap. Though this needs trips to co firm the slut part.
>>683411129
Share what put you in this mood.
>>683411064
>Forgot the Ms Vegetable
Kek >>683408620
>>683411225
No.
>>683411252
Nigga how did you forget the important part? Get yo shit together
>>683410873
This fruit juice! How are ya?
>>683410883
Hallo.
>>683410971
Still awake and chatting. Are you currently doing anything?
>>683411129
A bit of autopsy would be fun. Who's the willing participant?
>>683411346
This apple soda and remaining pizza
>Running very low on numbing medicine
>>683411346
no not really
>>683411345
Im sorry. I needed seperate rolls for the both of them. Gotta do this right.
>>683411344
Alright, wont ask again.
>>683411692
>>683411692
>>683411397
Still got the pain?
>>683411540
Huh, that's okay, not much to do in the early morning hours.
>Sanae
