Waifu Claiming thread
>Shitpost the Phoenix Thread edition
The rules are simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando. One claim per anon.
>Keep RP and ERP to a minimum. No lewd.
>Don't be gay
>We know you masturbate. Stop talking about it.
>No posts with focal point on sexual objects or speech(This includes pictures)
>Insult other waifu
>Pretend to be normal and discuss stuff
Most important: You're waifu a shit
Good better not.
>don't be gay
I suck dicks irl
>we know you masturbate stop talking about
Probably gonna jerk the gerkin REAL GOOD after the bf goes to bed tonight.
>Dio is the most hated
I actually like Dio
Sure, I dislike my current one anyway
here's hoping. Though I noticed my wanking has declined ever since I came to /waifu/
I can never tell if you use those emoticons ironically or not?
We both need to sleep but we wont go to sleep before the other. So yeah get over here.
updated version, I entered in correct code. (circled)
That's some autistic shit dude
I like dio too. I'm saying that he's the most hated in thread. Of course hell have some lovers for sure
I've never seen this episode before
Also, Shiro claimed!
Can't be that hard, oh wait it's finals :^)
Ayy you midwest?
>Best idol claimed
Same here, never wanked since I came to /waifu/~
Why must you always introduce me to great songs?~
I pin pictures of Pin on my wall IRL
Dio is the best,
Rory is just jealous that we aren't shit
>She's a kid
>she's a squid
Hi great void eye
Its in S2 so it isnt that important frenemy
Well shit, sounds like a plan, big guy.
If it's for pizza and wine, I would not mind being crowned. Oh, you're in school? What kind? I'm sorry finals aren't going well. Do your best! I'll root for you from my throne.
The entire thread went by in the time it took me to send this.
So you like glasses?
I don't know who you are referring to. I am definitely not Vel'koz
I'll be around.
Oh, you. Are you trying to give me high blood sugar?
>Always glad to see you cinnabun
Not sure about claiming with that picture, but welcome.
it's no problem!! anytime megumin...
I'll have you know i graduated top of my tankery class. I have over 300 confirmed hits.
YOURE A KID YOURE A SQUID
That's good and bad
I use these unironically sometimes and ironically the other times
this cuntbag when shes made pregnant by 30 men in the animation
Replied with that pic....Nice! And Hola!
Ayy comrade! Good to see ya!
Thanks anon, this code worked!
>what's not to like?
You as well. It's a shame we don't really do much irl to talk about.
this reminds me i found an unofficial dakimakura of yuuko
Seriously, why do love all the songs you showed me? It's weird lol
i'd sniff this cunts chocolate scented farts and let her force feed me her asshole through my nostrils
You've been fairly feisty these past few nights I've noticed.
hmmmm it might be another thing you love!!....but im just saying kek
How can you not love Dio?
I wouldn't say 'never' but maybe twice since I arrived
kek, I just carried as Vek'koz
He's crazy strong now, went 32/4
I guess we'll never know
>dubs confirm anon is cuck
wut? Nice to know I've become cross-thread poplar. Feels weird but not bad actually
oh, I must be mistaken then, sorry for the inconvenience
YOU'RE A KID
YOU'RE A SQUID
Aye, I just work, play vidya, and die on the inside a little more until August
>You know the drill by know
I'm off the next two days though, so I don't know what to do with myself as usual. What about you?
Nice! Illinois reporting in.
Welcome back Milinda.
Joyful as always.
Going well sweety?
there's also mio
That's a question without an answer. Some nice glasses can be a real finisher on a good face
I expect no less
It is?! I honestly whatched both seasons and never seen the wedding get up
I'm in community because poor atm for surgical technician and thanks eureka anon. This is what happens when you don't keep up with threads lol
Please don't bully the smug
Trips dubs dubs confirms it?~
Magic of /waifu/
>dont have a ship anyway
I don't think I've seen that one before ',:^)
The world may never know
Its almost time for bed and I feel like I just woke up
I should be an owl
SO. FUCKING. CLOSE
Rory, you play MWO right?
It's fine. Welcome back
Curie claimed. I am going to talk about masterbation more just because you asked me not too
Nice. I still want one of mine.
Who needs those kinds of ships. They're weak and rarely ever work properly.
Only kind of ship I'll ever need, I recommend following suit.
QOTT: whats the longest you've went without fapping?
Hey Sanae. How was the weekend? Feel anything the morning after?
Damn. Ahem, how are you, Mili?
Mirai here. 'Sup?
Yeah haha go back and watch it!
Well i've been shitposting a lot more often lately.
Here, work, some summer classes soon. Aside from some random daily chores i don't do squat.
Got work tomorrow?
Easy, didn't go out today. Now here drawings and drinking some berry juice. You?
i'd say so~ but we didn't need those to confirm it <3
? What color -should- it be? I was just matching her hair color.
Thank you Shinoa.
im just saying it looks weird lol, it matches at least...
Hey, welcome back
>off by one
So how's that noose tying class going for ya?
The lack of eyebrows in that pic always bothers me
If we're not counting the years I didn't know what fapping was I'd say a good month maybe? I'm not sure. Does sex count?
I'm currently at my 3rd week, planning on more than 2 months~
I guess I'm becoming more comfortable in these threads, don't feel the need to be all fancy or never be lewd.
>So how's that noose tying class going for ya?
Pretty bad... Noose-kun hates me and doesn't want to even look at me
>not even Tharja
What are you? Gay?
She's melting because Yui ate them ;(
i enjoy the rain.
Makes people go away.
One day you'll get comfortable enough for the feels. i know it.
i'd say basic training which was 3 months, but i went without it in highschool for 5 or 6
>dark dark times....
>pic unrelated to urbie, me in a raven 3l, second time Ive broke 1k damage
I enjoy some other forms of ships too.
its a curse and my kidneys hurt
that is the best part
Kek you'll do just fine.
Welcome back m8.
Like 2 months.
It was great! I didn't feel anything, Am I? How are you?
Raven-3L with some ER large lasers is my fav <3, you must probably know TheB33F then? His vids are what gave me the motivation to play the game
Well that's good, I've recently gotten more comfortable with the threads myself.
>or never be lewd
Well hey hey hey, glad I can semi-experience that first hand.
Okay so according to properties this was edited 3 days ago so I guess my last time was 3 days ago
Now I have to go. Bye!
>nobody wants to be shipped with you
who gives companions miniguns?
they'll run out of ammo in seconds because of stormtrooper accuracy
like 15 years
>rework the question
I always liked her abilities
Doing homework and coming to thread. You?
No it doesn't
I think I'm freaking out for no reason tbh
HI welcome back. You new?
Thanks my favorite idol ;)
Im watching you
Hehe just a little tipsy... You?
I feel like a huge faggot saying this but I miss you in these threads
I can't help you with the curse ;^(
But as for the kidneys all I can think of is drink a lot of water and nothing but water for a while
Wish I can rewrite what I said
I had MU marry Nah. Morgan has a unit score of 300+. Dont have exact numbers, at work rn.
>they too intimidated
>you have to turn to other fandoms to be good
I'm fine. Back to drinking after a long, unproductive weekend.
Long day, but it ain't over yet.
Winners gotta power through.
Me too Pin
>going to bed claim
One day you'll get together, I'm sure of it! Just stay negative
Shieeet those quads for me?
If it doesn't then I think I can safely say a few months. I had my gf live with me all the time for a while. Ah, nostalgia
>I breathed harder through my nose
Holy shit Shinoa, nice wank
I'm actually curious as to how it would feel
I'm not the same Tomoko poster you're thinking of
I've only posted about 5 times before
Really should've rewrite question
Oh what up smug bun
Goodnight you two
Yeah. True answer is 6 months. I didnt wank for 6 months.
As Yuuko always says
Eh, still drinking. You know, it's to my attention that this place is like a smaller /b/ inside /b/. The QOTTs are sort of like ITTs and all the rules are broken in here, haha.
Be on my face if I weren't sitting down. >The liquor's calling the shots now, Randy
adding relationships don't count?? lol
>tfw mine still stays the same
Forgot to add one thing
>I'm Glitterdick Yotsuba
You aren't the one that works at Arby's?
Dem feels..I don't know them
The guilt treatment isn't going to work, Dad. I regret nothing! A surgical technician is another word for scrub, right? I apologize if that's offensive. At least you'll make a good living once you're done with school.
A rather normal day. I cut my hair every 5 months. I don't want it to get too long, and look like a emo or Joe Dirt.
Was I suppose to feel something? I didn't get much done too. I just stayed home and went out to buy stuff.
I feel you. Im kinda a lightweight though...
>I probably drank too much... kek
Ah, probably about two months
>tfw when you power through no-fap November
>tfw when you're in the shit now, keep your streak
>most relieving wank I have ever experienced\
What am I gonna do with all of these goddamn eyebrows
See ya later man.
Yeah it's probably just the usual anxiety.
No problem princess!