Waifu Claiming thread
>Waste your time trolling us edition
The rules are simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando. One claim per anon.
>Keep RP and ERP to a minimum. No lewd.
>Don't be gay
>We know you masturbate. Stop talking about it.
>No posts with focal point on sexual objects or speech(This includes pictures)
>Insult other waifu
>Pretend to be normal and discuss stuff
Most important: You're waifu a shit
>dub dubs confirm best husbando
>If dubs, having a baja blast edition.
>I get it, you hate me for stupid reasons edition
O shit waddup
Just chilling, what about you?~
Don't worry, you'll get there one day~
>Kagami is a qt
Double double? Propestorous for JamJon!
O shit waddup
You remeber the episode of SpongeBob where SpongeBob held a pinky out to be fancy? That's me but with index
>looks deeper irl
How do people not fap over a month?!
Deep. It really is!
None taken. I want to be a scrub best uniforms to wear! And thanks for the support again eureka!!
Go to sleep
i hope so....i love this anon so much.....
>megumin is also a cutie
them dub dubs
nice goat dog thing...or whatever
other than awful design
>this guy knows what's up
No, no. Nothing. Ah well, I had a drinking contest with dear ol' Mum. She's really something. 100% Russian counts for a lot, haha. What did you buy?!
I remember those days. Now I can't get buzzed unless I drink heavily.
How long have you been with the irl anon?~
Maybe it'll happen this week!
QOTT: would you have a loli as a daughter or little sister from any anime? If so, who from what anime?
Dekomori as a daughter from chuunibyou demo koi ga shitai
To take a nap
that IS what you tried to do right?
Holy shit this fist build is so fun, especially when bgm is playing
>Tail's perked up and curled
>Indication for happiness in cats
Glad to see you're feeling well.
Found the bois
I ammmmmm talking with my favorite mage and listening to Seven Nation Army. I love this song to death.
Ah snap! Not much, what about you homie?
I liked the movie.
Have a wank before the test, it helps so much.
>Best idol claimed
If you look at the design, youll see that the thigh gap is a trick of the skirt.
You have to ask that?
Shalltear as a sister. Dont think I could think of her as a daughter.
It has a mean beat.
>talking with my favorite mage
You're too sweet~
I never listened to that song, I'll give it a shot~
>Yui AND Mugi are both older than I am
dont really want a daughter at all right now :^)
I don't know how in to incest i am but....
I want a little sister Shizuru. Rewrite.
not too long, we've talked for a long time, but we've started to get really close recently....
yeah....im actually gonna fly there and meet up!!
Just Jack and coke.
>Im cheap kek
oh stahp you...
>I'll just pass out eventually
Put a shirt on.
Shinoa as a little sister.
there are so many different tomo anons i give each a name.
i don't think you're hesitant and i know you're not the others.
What would your name be if you stayed here?
Renge seems like she'd be pretty cool as one of those either works I guess
sure it is
We can both do it, no worries. Or we can keep it going, your choice.
I'm the one who made this I post them from time to time
Tsukihi Araragi. Just because I think she'd be a fun little sister.
More like, genuine. Jack and coke is a very earnest drink. I commend you.
You didn't listen to it did you?
Oh wait, I recognize that song, the beat is pretty sick~
Sweet! Best of luck for ya~ Hope it works out!
>Ship is kill?
You dare insult skele-husbando? Shame on you.
Like reading the back and forths between you two.
She drinks it, I drink my fruit juices. Jaja
Captain Morgan, and Bacardí.
>>683371907 was meant for >>683371647
Maybe I should go to sleep
Exactly what I want to play! Meg White isnt the best but I do enjoy some of her beats
Its awesome! Makes me wanna take on people.
Second song I am trying to learn.
AHA! OC tomo!
I never thought i'd see you again.
How's it going i got so little out of you last time.
How are you?
Ah, but I did listen to it.
Joke's on you, I don't hate Undertale, I just think it's alright.
>Soundtrack good tho
Standing with her legs at shoulder width? Cmon, man, I thought you knew how anatomy works.
Ooh, Charas gonna love you.
I feel like you're suppressing something, especially since you're telling me to kill myself.
Are you okay? Do you want to talk about it?
fair at best
I've been lurking these threads just reading and saving nice images I had not seen
Gotta try that. Kek
I really want one know how those are made and what they're called
Thanks friend <3
Yeah, for a little while I drew away from it.. but a certain someone I know reeled me back into it.
>soundtrack is perf
I LIKE SKELETOR TOO BUT I CAN ONLY CHOOSE ONE.
thanks megumin!!! ill be hoping too
>i-i don't know
>tfw still haven't played undertale
>Curse you Skeleton-husbando, NYAAAAH
>she drinks it
Ahahah, it has begun.
Well that's good to hear. I hope you enjoy the thread. So what do you do in your busy life?
Sakurako from Yuru Yuri as a sister.
kek, so cute. What'd you have for dinner?
Your brain will thank you.
Undertale is good, just avoid the fandom of the dev of the game (cause he's a huge cocksucker)
Otherwise you're good.
Ehhh, I like you when you're acting cute. But I like you when you're not as well.
Yeah like "literally fight me IRL"
no, no bun anon, i belong to somebody now kek, but ill give you a hamburger anyways
>possibly implying people control waste width
well you chose wrong
indeed he is
Try to stop me
Still taking your time?
You wanna talk prefect soundtracks, check this out
Well I am too poor to buy games on a regular basis but perhaps I'll give it a go once it goes on sale. I've heard a lot of good about it
Yeah but when the soundtrack's the best part of the game you have to consider how good the game is.
>not having played Undertale
You're gonna get underwhelmed, b/c the hype surrounding it is fucking insane. It's actually an alright game, if you've got a sense of humor that fits it's own, but I think Toby Fox did the best he could with what he had, and that's the quality of a winner. It's cheap, buy it, play it, enjoy it, just don't go in expecting to play the 'best game evar!!!!1111!!!!1'.
>I'll defend the soundtrack to the ends of the Earth, though.
I'll gather the steps
I do enjoy them sometimes
except that time when that rabbit anon started to spam
and what life ?
Do some boxing kek
>>i-i don't know
I like Undertale a lot but I think Cave Story is a better indie game.
No.... My grammar....Uh...Ah crap.
I don't even hate Undertale as a game I just have a really fucking bad experience with its fandom so I get insanely triggered whenever talks about it
I had replied back to you, so I was actually waiting this time.
But if you sleep you'll have a bad time...
I'll actually sleep.
I'm gonna go enter a coma now. I'll see you guys tomorrow.
I mean, you gotta admit that the Pacifist ending does tug at your heart a little bit though. I mean I'm a sensitive little shit and I cried my eyes out, so...
Same, fam. The fandom made me stop loving like I did.
ahhhg....that song, it make me feel bad!!!....
ya..that happens a lot.
Your exciting life! All the people who post tomo have nothing, but good things.
So just the usual? Shit posting in between work or school?
Stop what?! What are you doing?!
Are you having a stroke? Haha, I kid. No, seriously.
Well I'm all for epic soundtracks and ignoring other people, thanks anon. Once I have money again I might check it out but right now I have 30 buck for 2 weeks food so I don't think I can chip off a game there
It's 6:30 am here
At this point it's better to just drink a litre of black tea with a cup of sugar swirled in it. I just gotta suck it up until tonight
Goodnight, sleep warm and well.
:O! That's the fastest!!
Drink a glass of warm water for help
You just memed all over Galko lmao
Jesus Christ where's Karen
Your the best :)
Had a steak actually.
>And probably one too many shots... kek
Don't worry about me~ go get the girl irl. I'm just an anon after all~
yaa so much fun and excitement
no wonder we'll end it sooner
and I just lurk to save images and wait for night time
>get the girl
nigga she doesn't realize I exist ;-;
I actually prefer the challenge the Genocide route offered.
>30 bucks for 2 weeks food
On one hand I wish I didn't know what that felt like, but on the other hand, I think I've said it before, but I hope you get serious funds from that game of yours when the time comes!
you're not just an anon, you're a really nice anon....
I'm being watched now
I use to be a wrestler in high school!
a lot of anons do that.
You should post that cute girl more i'd love seeing you here.
Consensual rape a best.
Nah, I'm kind of a grammar nazi. So when I misspell or didn't add any punctuation marks. It makes me feel cringe. (Sometimes.)
Dem feels ;-;
Thanks.. I appreciate it, really
I can only imagine what kind of therapy I'd need if I opened that video up.
Waifus have your waifu under house arrest? Are you the bad one of the bunch? Have I made friends with the only delinquent of the thread?!
Got into competition?~
>Closest I've been to being a wrestler is doing some Judo
Literally the worst
>she also has a fucking boyfriend
sure but if I'm on the way let me know you might want to talk to someone else
>Implying it's even possible.
Good luck this time.
Ooh a steak sounds tasty as hell right now.
>one too many shots.
Don't die on me
I guess we're pretty different, for me, genocide only creates boners
i didn't do anything...you're the one that's you lol
you're welcome though
Question: Why do you have a waifu?
I had a waifu, many in fact. I had a waifu from Digmon, Legend of Dragoon, and my longest waifu was from the .hack series... But at that time, I was 8-11 years old...
So I'm asking you, the people of upper teenager to whatever the fuck age, why do you still keep a waifu?
Is it because real women shit and piss like the rest of us?
Is it because you have never had contact with a real female?
Tell me, why
Fucking DO IT.
I knew what it was and I clicked it anyway.
>she doesn't realize I exist ;-;
Oh Christ I know that feel
Sir I'm gonna have to ask you to escort yourself off of the premises.
Sadly no I had to stop I have holes in the bones in my legs and like if I broke em it would be game over for me
Thanks, i hope you don't have to live through having to ration your food a lot
I doubt anyone will give me anything for that game, but I see it more as a stepping stone, something I can show to get some credentials and maybe get a job in a company or funding for my actual games
If you can't handle your basic sanic then you aren't going fast enough
You're new (kind of) and exciting. you're not in the way. i lurk the conversations of others a lot these days, but you're not in one except with me now.
Only on Tuesdays.
Ahh dun wry but thatt! It's 4chan. You're among friends. Except Spike. He's a grammar Nazi.
Got the bunny ears? I'll address it to the always watching group
No....maybe.....you should talk to others in thread.........open it...
Genocide was easier for nme. I went neutral / pacifist / genocide. Still on Sans.
>smug bun always watches
>cant even spell waist
all of the above
its a good start for today
Just an avatar to me, really.
I like these people, so I stay in these threads.
Simple as that.
That's not a winner's attitude, mate!
But I see your point with the stepping-stone bit.
I may have to record some music soon, make that my own stepping-stone.
>I will try friend, I get kinda crazy when im this drunk tho
>Only on Tuesdays
You mean everyday qt ;)
i guess it was an outlet for lonlieness....and the fact that i like her character a lot, it reminds me of myself in some ways, and yes because women don't feel mutally the same towards me
*ba dum tsss*
>Is it because you have never had contact with a real female?
I never had too much contact with people in general, so I'd say yes.
trips make it hard.....i had fun too megumin, i can still give you songs lol
You......Why must I hurt myself......
I don't mind other people's grammar, as long as it gets the point across. Spike he's awesome.
I am going 53 m/s.
I'm not very good with making small-talk, though...
I have husbandos and waifus because they give me a sense of comfort and happiness because four out my five relationships I"ve had in my life we're absolute shit (these were with men) and I was denied twice by two separate women who I gave a shit about.
Atleast there aren't regrets and sadness linked to the fictional characters I feel somewhat close to. Sort of the same reason why I own body pillows. Pillows are a huge comfort, I love large pillows to sleep on for my back, and they can have my waifus/husbandos on them. Win-win.