Waifu claiming thread. >Smug of smug The rules are very
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Waifu claiming thread.
>Smug of smug
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: rape time
Shinoa claimed
>>683294355
Dio-sama...
>>683294355
claimed!
>>683294269
lol, well i guess being a normie isn't too bad then
>rape time???
>>683294489
Didn't mean to quote kek
>Kyouko
moved to computer
I didn't ask for that...
>>683294355
Been playing overwatch time to keep shitposting to a minimum
>fukken claimed
sachi claim
>>683292891
its about 14c here.
Depends on what you call refreshing
3 next thing in my playlist are:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q74D6XkRqIM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cXsoRRYf5A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rF2UauLtZag
>>683294355
>claimed
Akiko claimed
>>683294355
>smug
>>683294572
Welcome back meme master.
>>683293624
>>683294500
I've honestly no idea, I gave up on trying to recognise and memorise genres a long time ago.
Great music, I definitely should listen to the rest of that album.
https://soundcloud.com/bona-fat_beats/kaine
>>683294770
Soon~....
>claiming yume
>>683294792
thanks boi B)
Mine
>>683294596
Feel right at home yet?
>>683295218
Does that happen a lot?
Shiki claimed
>>683295373
The occasional shitposter.
So not really
>>683294528
Has its moments. Not top bad and not too good
>yes
>>683294596
Oh well
>>683294643
Reinhardt is my favorite. Went 36/8 with him in one game
>>683294775
>rape smug
>>683295061
I'm ready.
>>683295495
hey that's better than all bad right??
>pls no, im saving myself kek
>>683295495
Pharrah/Hanzo/Zarya/Mercy for me. Tracer for Overwatch waifu but noone can displace my Maki
>>683295373
That was a cruel reminder you're still on /b/
>>683295495
Did somebody say rape?
>>683294809
I have the Mega link, if you're that interested.
I usually don't go on /mu/ when a new release appears, because I like to take my time listening to things. I admit I was a bit excited about this though, the album gets uploaded a few minutes after it's release anyways.
https://youtu.be/lzlTRd9Ft3Y
>>683295543
Let me get my long glove.
>>683295777
Only if you don't want it.
>>683295827
7
>>683295827
bubblegum
>yuuko
>>683295893
>implying you wouldn't want to get raped by Dio
We posting our rapeface now?
Overwatch is not bad
>>683295485
Good.
>>683295777
That not fun.
>>683296221
>>683295691
No one can save you now
>>683295754
Reinhardt, tracer, genji, warthog, widomaker all the way mang
>>683295777
Yes
>>683295827
>boop
>>683296091
Yes
>>683296221
Oh you meant the lewds thought you read the rules
>>683296195
Good to hear legs. Have a joyous mother's day.
>>683296221
You're too pure for this hell hole
>>683296221
I don't want to jinx it...but...I haven't seen any lewds of Yui.
>>683294626
Hello Ibuki~ <3
>>683295840
I'm sure I'll be able to find it when I do intend to listen to it. Thanks, though.
Very nice music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHlByfmW6Ac
>>683296438
no please!!! wait...if i say i want it, is it still gonna happen??
>>683296381
More SS
>>683296512
Mother's day was last week here, we are a special country
>>683296195
Hey there.
>>683295909
6
>>683295980
Yuuko.
>>683296438
>angry noises
>>683296221
>that not fun
Shit.
>>683296381
Oh.
>>683296438
Am I supposed to?
>>683296512
Thank you?
>>683296734
Hello ginko whom i never talk to
>>683296849
If it's mother's day in America it's mother's day everywhere
>>683296859
Hi qt! I've missed you!
>Emi
>>683296091
I've seen some heretics, but I know that midway in it, they would regret ever thinking wrongly of Dio.
>>683296221
Not me btw, just to eliminate confusion
But you should get used to people getting personal and shitposting. We had Guro-chan come in here the other day and post guro of almost everyone
>>683296596
Oh shit nigga what did you do?
>>683296849
You sure you weren't just too fast?
>>683296666
hi Tsuyu, nice digits!
you look gorgeous <3
>>683296839
Yes. It's rape and no one can stop me
>>683296898
We usually do
>>683296666
Satan!
>>683296840
>>683296859
I'm sorry Galky. I wanted to boop you. Please don't hurt me
>>683296666
>checked
maximum satan
>>683297381
>no one can stop me
White knight to the rescue!
>>683296967
Heya. That's probably because I don't tend to reach out to people. I'll always respond, though.
Miho claimed
Hello
Death in the shape of a Panzer Battalion
>>683297242
Oh Ibuki, you flatter me~ <3
>>683295827
Hello.
>>683295864
Yes.jpg.
>>683296195
Good timing, sorry I wasn't able to answer your question yesterday before you went to sleep but my current was to weaken the Middle Francians and eventually take them over while also fighting the muslims in Spain every few years.
That was my plan, the king of middle francia died though and his idiot daughter took over, almost immediately a bunch of peasant and other revolts started and I declared war seeing the opportunity. You're gonna love this next part though, the Kingdom of Andalusia, the heart land and power house of the muslims in Spain and the biggest kingdom in the empire, the Pope just declared a Crusade for it, Deus Vult.
>>683296967
Nah, we don't like freedom here, we must accept our Moorish rules
>>683297182
Maybe, maybe, I should slow down and check the calendar
...
Nope, it was mother's day a week ago
>>683297035
Do you feel better?
>I missed you too
>>683297485
That's okay.
>>683297543
Hello.
>>683297584
Breast friend.
>>683297568
Titty.
>>683294758
Hello other Shiro!
>>683295485
All statistics show shitposting is B A D!
>>683296381
>>683297408
Stop posting all this lewd stuff!
>>683297635
Damn spanish snowflakes
>>683296898
you're welcome adorable.
>>683297538
Thank you for the response. I'll leave you to your conversation. Have a good day.
>>683297543
hello miho
>>683297568
hello beautiful tits
>>683297781
Fuck im back again. Lurking
>>683297568
Hey there.
>>683297702
Booby Brother.
>>683296734
Oh yeah, Ryo Fukui sadly passed away this March. I just heard about when Prince died as well.
They're dropping like flies man.
https://youtu.be/xpYibfCLYWU
>>683297571
but you do look gorgeous Tsuyu <3
>tfw your friend hangs up on you for no reason
>>683297945
>friend
Lost me there tbh.
>>683297535
You can't stop me either white knight
>>683297543
>>683297568
Hello
>>683297702
Yay!
Well if it's Mother's Day,here's a tribute
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1VR7wJMj2BA
>>683297940
Heheh.. Ibuki you're super sweet.
Where have you been all this time~?
>>683297903
*about it
I guess I'll just go for now...
I promise I'll be back soon!
>>683297870
At least she's not sucking off a kid anymore.
Well guess what, OP actually delivered
It's a glorious day for rodentkind everywhere
>>683297351
>>683297635
Damn, everything is faster where you're at
Waifu's, holidays,...
>>683297945
If my friend hanged out in waifuthreads I would do the same. Sadly im the friend who hangs out in waifuthreads
>>683297945
Call probably dropped, but friends sometimes spread apart. Always remember to stay positive!
>>683294355
ok im back
mandatory cc claim
im so fuckin high rn
GINKO
if your here, give me some of your godly music, im in chill mode rn and i wanna go full lax
>>683297945
>yfw he just got murdered
>pic related
>>683298134
See you later beautiful
>>683298154
akiko
>>683297702
Yes! I'm okay now! I woke up fine, it was a one day thing
>qt
>>683297804
>Spain
>Snowflakes
Not happening
>>683298154
And I will go even faster!
>>683298302
I think you missed the point.
>>683298125
looking for you
and you are sweeter
I love this place!
>>683297381
please don't!!!
>>683298134
Hope to seey you around again sometime
>>683298267
Hey Yuuko, what's up?
>>683298302
https://youtu.be/hU7EHKFNMQg
>>683298397
We are special snowflakes, I know kek
>Emi
>>683298113
>>683298174
>>683298200
>>683298267
ok good news
the faggot finally picked back up
>>683298302
That's great!
>I was worried about you
>>683297885
Doing well?
>>683298117
You can boop as much as you want.
>>683298134
See you soon.
>>683298463
Wanna go somewhere~?
>>683298267
Blackpower is the most dirty powersource :^)
>>683298529
If We All Are Special Doesnt That Make Us All The Same?
>>683298609
Oh hell yeah
>>683298529
Damnit that sort of humor doesn't carry well in text.
Also glad you got better, did the event thing go well?
>>683297903
Yeah, death sucks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wEYNB3QjbU
>>683298262
C.C
>>683298529
No one more special there than you.
>>683298499
Nothing
You?
>>683298134
Bye!
>>683298262
Friends got a dog high last night
>>683298467
No.
>>683298654
Non lewdly of course!
>boops the nose
>>683298654
So far yeah.
>>683298655
you are so classic...
just what I like
we could watch a movie together, or go drink a coffee like you said before ;)
>>683297702
You know it.
>>683297807
Hello to you, beautiful.
>>683297885
Just got back from Mother's Day at my Grandparent's house.
The whole family shows up there for events and the like.
>>683298121
Beat me to it.
>>683298117
Hello, breath-holder.
>>683297568
Looking back at this, considering it's Mother's Day I should have said "Into the Motherland the German Army march"
Because that's what's about to happen in WoT.
Also, if you guys haven't heard, Vladimir Putin has offered to send waterbomb planes to Canada to help with the whole 1000 square kilometers of fire.
It's more of a symbolic thing though.
Because that fire is way too big to affect with waterbombers.
>>683298774
Yuuko Aioi
>>683298935
no fuckin way
how?
2nd hand smoke?
(hand-kun joke)
>>683298935
just be gentle....i guess
Tenryuu claimed
>>683297781
Hey lesser Shiro! How's it going today?
>>683298262
Hey, long time no see for sure.
Here's some music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRa8qlJ7JLc
>>683299217
Fuhrer
>>683298734
And the exhaust smells terrible.
>>683299115
He just wants to use this as an excuse to scope out the land for future conquests.
>>683299068
Where do you wanna go for this babe~?
>>683299318
omg thanks man,
yea it has been a while
picked up mushishi again as i forgot what happened, enjoying it all over again
how u been doing?
>>683299068
>>683299318
Do you have a playlist or something to share?
>>683298763
Really nice, kind of trippy as well. A little bit too fast for my tastes, but still good.
You doing anything other than posting here? I'm just watching some of Star_'s Nuclear Throne streams in between listening to music.
https://youtu.be/A-tmtzBx2ZA
>>683299020
Glad to hear it. Got any plans for today?
>>683298935
Of course!
>accepts boop
>>683298262
Hey cc
If you're interested, most of this is pretty good chill if you're into it
https://youtu.be/j-Fhx2IEztw?list=PLTSIqhWP1gKWbtSaAFCz5erPddH--7D6L
>>683298774
Been busy today but now I can kick back and enjoy some quality time here. Been following the space program thread too.
Hope you had a nice mother's day
>>683298499
Gotta go fast! Love Sanic memes
>>683298654
You'll make me blush and I just came here! It shouldn't be possible to be this cute!
> <3
>>683298734
We are all the same and we are all irrelevant in the end
>>683298740
Yeah, it's hard to make certain jokes written. It seems it was a one day thing, I'll be careful anyway the next few days just in case
>>683298774
Nah, I'm not special, I'm just another runner obsessed with health
>>683299695
>Nuclear Throne
I meant to say Overwatch.
>>683299115
1v1 Kursk me comrade
>>683299638
Ruri
>>683299931
Thank you. I hope you did as well.
>>683299957
>dedicated to health
>>683299115
Sounds fun.
>>683299697
Not really.
>>683299957
Did you miss my post?
>>683299491
we could go to the cinema
it's the best for a date ;)
>>683299638
hello Ruri, I remember you, what's up?
Space program thread is on fire
>>683299999
>>683300195
I didn't see her today. I called her ealier and I could tell she was crying. She was all alond today. Of the 3 children she has I was the only one who called. Feels bad man. I'm going over to her place this weekend
>>683300333
Oh fuck
>checked
>>683300333
Checked.
>Captcha: Select all squares with street signs
>No street signs
>What do?
>>683299133
Second hand. They blew it on the dog so it would stop following us
>>683299159
Kidding!
>>683299697
Yes!
>
>>683300507
Oh shit space program
>>683300333
>>683299931
picked this up after ginko's song finished
lovin it
think ginko's was better though
ginko=god of music
>>683300586
lol, was it off its face?
>>683300507
I don't see whats the big deal, just a hamster sent away on a few helium filled baloons, it already happened once with a frog.
Beside its not like its impossible to do, literally anyone can do that.
>>683300549
give up
>>683300586
whew!!! i remain innocent!!!
>>683300507
Dame, i totally going to end up being that ungrateful child too...
Very nice of you to care so much. I'm sure you're gunna make your mothers day when you arrive. Did you call the others to remind them?
>>683299632
I've been pretty good. Weather's getting me down a little, but that's the same every summer. Just can't handle heat and pollen very well.
>>683299670
I'm afraid my playlists are all private and unorganised, sorry.
This is a pretty good playlist, though: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLt7bG0K25iXicSG9lkPL3ckyVTMlWhwE3
>>683299695
Listening to music and posting here is all I'm doing right now, but I do intend on watching My Hero Academia later.
Not sure what I think of the music, it's not bad but something sounds off about it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbGSchJll9U
>>683300586
>dog
Meant dog's face
>>683300333
I know where we're gonna go already silly. <3
>Just not here
>>683299957
>
>I think you're cuter
>>683299638
Hi Ruri.
>>683300263
Same here.
>>683300586
>boop accomplished
>>683300549
throw water at your PC, that should fix it
>>683300951
then I'm lost
>>683300807
This is in my friend's garage..
>>683300850
Now why would I want you to that to my best purp haired friend?
>>683299957
What about the event you had today, did it go well?
>>683300951
You two haven't even enjoyed the coffee yet.
>>683300888
just wear lighter clothes and drink alot of water
surprisingly england was hot today (rare)
how's work?
>>683301183
kek, its off its face. funny he calls you shinoa bro
>>683301160
>>683301367
>No RP in thread
>
>>683301183
i dunno, i thought it was rape time kek
>>683300195
I like how you make it seem less bad. I've bothered a few people around here
>>683300263
Yes, sorry bestbro! I posted right after and I'm watching TV while posting. It looks like you are involved in a lot of wars, you might be taking a few too many risks...
But the Pope says you have to Deus Vult, so go for it! You even got lucky having both the Crusade and the dumb daughter
>>683301138
I try for you, but I can't compete, pretty eyes
>
>>683301220
Yes, it went well, politics got involved, so I couldn't enjoy it as much. Still, sport for the disabled! That's exactly my thing!
>>683301704
Any cute legless girls?
>>683301446
Lighter clothes and a lot of water won't protect me from mosquitoes and pollen, I'm afraid.
Work's the same old same, for better or worse.
How about you, life been treating you fairly?
>>683301446
Oh no that was me posting to thread last night lol
>>683301670
You're scaring me
>>683301704
>pretty eyes
Don't act like yours aren't.
Shit,there are police at my house.
Hide everything
>>683302075
>there are
>>683300888
Nice digits.
Yeah a lot of Plaid's stuff are weird like that.
https://youtu.be/uggrc_rcpm0
So Bottomless Pit was there I guess, it's the most, I don't know, 'not-Death Grips-y' album yet.
>>683301704
I don't believe you. No one could be bothered by you, it's impossible.
>>683302075
THEY KNOW
>>683300807
Just dropping in the music I enjoy, you should definitely check out Restoring the light, facing the dark, Escaping the Ruins and The light of Nibel. They're all adaptations of each other but each ot them has a very different feeling to them
https://youtu.be/eaiJKLROq5M
https://youtu.be/KBVMUOmQLcM
https://youtu.be/kN_LvY97Rco
>>683300818
True that, but it's still pretty funny watching all the commotion and in the end it's still pretty funny
>>683300882
Just let your mother know you love her every now and then. Just knowing you care is enough for her
Haven't heard of my brother in years, ever since his exile. I talked to my sister today before I left for my place but she must've forgotten
>>683301367
I'm still with the coffee
>>683301631
oh, sorry then
I'm not usually a RPer, but I got carried away
-Ibuki
>>683302235
AH, so you're the good child. Live it up.
I probably wont though. I'm very bitter about the past.
>yuuko
>>683302315
Oh! Well my apologies.
I was just saying in case it became rp or anything. Jus looking out~
>Tsuyu
>>683302075
Microwave the hard drive
Atago~
claimed
>>683301817
No, just strong legless guys. I won't lie, I was disappointed. Still, I am more interested in those events now, I want to attend more
>>683302055
You being too nice! I'm not that cute
>>683302075
Sorry man, I didn't want to go back to jail, I had to tell them
>>683302174
I scolded hand and Tats a few times... Maybe too much
>Emi
