Space Program cont.
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Space Program cont.
first
>>683299498
REEEEEE
>>683299498
first!
Ayyyyyyyyyy
Comrade reporting in (-_-)7
FIRST
>>683299498
The feels of op delivering.
Op pls post link / webm
>>683299617
faggot
>>683299617
>>683299607
nigger
bumparino
>>683299617
failed faggot and you didnt even redeem yourself with dubs
>>683299498
Didn't know what time it was and the lights were low
I leaned back on my radio
Some cat was layin' down some rock 'n' roll 'lotta soul,
he said
Then the loud sound did seem to fade
Came back like a slow voice on a wave of phase
That weren't no D.J. that was hazy cosmic jive
[CHORUS]
There's a starman waiting in the sky
He'd like to come and meet us
But he thinks he'd blow our minds
There's a starman waiting in the sky
He's told us not to blow it
Cause he knows it's all worthwhile
He told me:
Let the children lose it
Let the children use it
Let all the children boogie
I had to phone someone so I picked on you
Hey, that's far out so you heard him too!
Switch on the TV
we may pick him up on channel two
Look out your window I can see his light
If we can sparkle he may land tonight
Don't tell your poppa or he'll get us locked up in fright
[CHORUS (x2)]
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
The amount of privilege i get from witnessing this shit is incredible
op youre doing gods work
>>683299498
mfw waiting for OP
>>683299617
kys
>Its time.jpeg
>>683299743
dumb ass faggots dont hit image limit....
the first time I will witness op deliver
Where's the video of hampstar?
Ground Control to Major Tom
Ground Control to Major Tom
Take your protein pills
and put your helmet on
Ground Control to Major Tom
Commencing countdown,
engines on
Check ignition
and may God's love be with you
[spoken]
Ten, Nine, Eight, Seven, Six, Five, Four, Three, Two, One, Liftoff
This is Ground Control
to Major Tom
You've really made the grade
And the papers want to know whose shirts you wear
Now it's time to leave the capsule
if you dare
This is Major Tom to Ground Control
I'm stepping through the door
And I'm floating
in a most peculiar way
And the stars look very different today
For here
Am I sitting in a tin can
Far above the world
Planet Earth is blue
And there's nothing I can do
Though I'm past
one hundred thousand miles
I'm feeling very still
And I think my spaceship knows which way to go
Tell my wife I love her very much
she knows
Ground Control to Major Tom
Your circuit's dead,
there's something wrong
Can you hear me, Major Tom?
Can you....
Here am I floating
round my tin can
Far above the Moon
Planet Earth is blue
And there's nothing I can do.
Time estimate on video? No rush OP
Who let the hamster out? who? who? who? who?
I hope i see the vid bcus thats the most exciting thing in my fking miserable life for a long time :)
>>683299796
retard
boomp
good thread
saged and kekd
>>683299777
check'd
Guess we all know who he's gonna become once he's up there.
OP THE NIGGER
>>683299796
>kys
Become an hero
>>683299686
>>683299498
toasting in epic bread.
May Hitler fight the space jews
99999 get
>>683299900
OHSSHIT
some faggot post the green text form first thread!
>>683299900
LEEROY
>>683299777
CHECKEM
My-time-is-now.png
Post vid faggot
Day 185, OP still hasn't uploaded the fucking video
>>683299900
Kek
>>683299817
faggot the thread just started. and op doesnt need to upload a pic, just a link
space program AND game of thrones leak? today was a good day
Buump
>>683299999
fucking checked
>>683299962
gg fag
>>683299747
OK WE NEED THIS SONG
>MAYBE MARK WATNEY WILL SAVE HIM!
This has taken entirely too long. The Bait is real.
>>683299999
jeez
>>683299999
shet
>>683299979
of by 20
>>683299999
holy fuck quints check'd
>>683299999
Damn son
Come on!!!!
Bump for op to see
what kind of internet do you have op?!?!
>>683299999
witnessed
Guys hampster is probably dead by now due to lower pressure and less oxygen in aid
It also must be pretty cold
>>683299999
JREEEEEEEEEE
>>683299999
Good god, witnessed
>>683299999
This thread is amazing
>>683299999
Witnessed
>>683300094
1.2 MB DSL
hold on
>>683299999
shieeet
>>683300121
you mean the empty box is dead
>>683299999
Quints demand tribute
>>683299999
GLORIOUS PENTS FOR GLORIOUS THREAD
This is now a get thread, while OP delivers
>>683299999
witnessed
>>683299999
Holy shit quints in an epic thread
>>683299999
Nice get
>>683299777
Deus Vult Hamster Tom
You have been blessed by the Nazi space hamster of /b/.
Good fortune and aerospace success will come to you and your projects unless you post "sleep tight space hamster"
>SLEEP TIGHT SPACE HAMSTER
>>683299999
Checked
>>683299999
>>683299999
witnessed
>>683300165
I know the pain, I have 3mbit dsl
>>683299999
STOP STOP STOP!
>my penis can only get so erect!
Can this get any better?
Wait I missed it
Story?
Good fortune and science will come to you but only if you reply to this post with: "Sleep tight, mein hamster"
>>683299999
You have been blessed by the double H
(Hitler Hamster)
>>683300178
Poor box. My only friend...
>>683300165
Kek op, ride an electrical bike, make the net go faster.
OP said he has bad internet guys just wait
>>683299999
What a day glorious day for /b/
>>683299926
More of this type of backgrounds?
>>683300301
Sleep tight mein hamster
>>683300301
Sleep tight, mein hamster
>still we wait
>>683300121
>It is dead
>It is cold
Pick one
>>683299999
faggot
>>683299999
OP will now deliver
>>683300301
Sleep tight, mein hamster
>>683300301
Sleep tight, mein hamste
>>683300301
Sleep tight, mein hamster
>>683300301
sleep tight, mein hamster
>>683300301
Sleep tight, mein hamster
>>683300355
hope it makes the news
>>683299999
>>683300000
Ground Control to Major Hitler
Ground Control to Major Hitler
Take your sesame seeds
and put your helmet on
Ground Control to Major Hitler
Commencing countdown,
Helium on
Check the capsule
and may Anons love be with you
[spoken]
Ten, Nine, Eight, Seven, Six, Five, Four, Three, Two, One, Liftoff
This is Ground Control
to Major Hitler
You've really made history
And the papers want to know which dubs you wear
Now it's time to leave the capsule
if you dare
Ah /b/ apart from trap and foot fetish threads you make some neat stuff too man
>>683300301
Sleep tight, mein hampster
>>683300301
Sleep tight, mein hamster
>>683300455
This is Major Hitler to Ground Control
I'm stepping through the door
And I'm meeting
our alien overlords
And the stars look very different today
For here
Am I sitting in a nazi band
Far above the world
Planet Earth is fucked
And there's nothing I can do
Though I'm past
one hundred thousand miles
I'm feeling very still
And I think my spaceship knows which way to go
Tell 4chan I love them very much
They know
Ground Control to Major Hitler
Your balloons deflate,
there's something wrong
Can you hear me, Major Hitler?
Can you hear me, Major Hitler?
Can you hear me, Major Hitler?
Can you....
Here am I floating
round my tin can
Far above the Moon
Planet Earth is blue
And there's nothing I can do.
>>683300301
Sleep tight, mein Hamster
Sleep tight, mein hamster
>>683300301
Sleep tight, mein hamster
OP hurry up, you are gonna make 4chan history, this will never be forgotten if you do this, hurry the fuck up, the evolution from a frog to a hamster will boost the 4chan space programmes funding
GO FOR LAUNCH
>>683300301
Sleep tight,mein hamster
>>683300455
>>683300493
>>683300362
>>683300363
Impressive
>>683300301
>Sleep tight, mein Hamster
>>683300239
One off
>>683300532
top kek
>>683300301
Sleep tight, mein hamster
>>683299999
Daaamn
>>683300301
Sleep tight, mein hamster
what site are you uploading to op?
>>683300301
Sleep tight, mein hamster
Knock that sleep tight shit off! You're gonna 404 this thread again you autists!
>>683300301
Sleep thight, mein hamster
>>683300301
Sleep tight, mein hamster
OLD THREAD IS DOWN
>>683300656
Yeah we wanna know
come on op provide my new fap material!!!!
Hey guys? I feel a lump on my balls? Is it a problem?
>>683300656
A usb flash.
>>683300720
ur mom
INB4 it was all a hoax
>>683300656
OP please do it on a porn site or vimeo, best choices to avoid cuck staff
We've burned through three threads already waiting for OP
when is going to deliver
I WILL COME AND SHIT AT THE SAME TIME WHEN THE VIDEO APPEARS
Post the video faggots.
>>683300816
kek
These dubs prove op will deliver
>>683300301
Sleep tight, mein hamster
Alright guys we gotta make sure the whole internet knows of this by tomorrow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSoqPMrfVLg
New threads plz
5/8/2016 4Chan space program. Never forget
old thread died
losing hope
>>683300881
He posted proof that the fluffer is heading for the stars, he is uploading the video now, I am losing faith though
Cmon shitstain OP.
>>683300993
OH MY GOD
Opdeliveryfactory.gif
>>683300973
lets aim for fox news
GUYS ITS A BAIT AND UR BELIVING IT LMAO RETADS
>>683300959
No you fool THESE dubs prove op will deliver>>683300973
>>683300781
>Cheryl/Carol
https://youtu.be/HP362ccZBmY
OP DELIVER JFC
>>683300993
Got my hopes up, this is the old shit
>>683300993
good ol days
>>683300993
KEK frog is gonna have a new friend!
>>683300993
YEEEEES
right, someone go out and buy a fucking amster, I wanna see this
someone might want to make new thread
>>683301127
>GUYS ITS A BAIT AND UR BELIVING IT LMAO RETADS
>RETADS
Irony is lost on you
>>683300301
Sleep tight mein hamster
Getting worried about op
>>683301162
Jap/German Master race?
>>683299999
checked NAZI HAMSTER
op will deliver
>>683300345
Thank you for making my day anon, my sides ↔
>>683300993
that's the first space program
that started it all
idiot
WHAT IS TAKING SO LONG
>>683301224
>kill ureself
>>683301211
i have hamster
>>683301298
the dude basically has dialup
Wow guys let OP do the work since it takes a while to upload the video and this is one of the best thread in months
>>683301349
what is that, a meme for ants?
>>683301341
Make It fly
>>683299999
Sorry guys this shit is taking more than it should I'm having some problems to pass the video to my PC.
we need a new thread
>>683301341
Get the balloons, this has to happen
do the letter, do the nazi thingies, do eerything
>>683301417
no balloons...
>>683299999
>>683301362
lol
>>683301341
It looks like it wants to say "Dude just... just kill me already. END MY SUFFERING!"
>>683301341
>>683301461
We dont have time to wait for you to get balloons, just put the fucker in a sling shot and hope for the best
>>683301456
take your time, and make it good
>>683301456
op stop teasing us you subhuman piece of shit
>>683301456
Op is still alive , someone make a new threqd
Guys I just got here whats happening
>>683301456
Don't worry man. We believe in you, NAZA
>>683301456
>>683300121
1. OP is obviously in fucking Mexico or some shit where it's warm
2. There are not enough balloons on there to bring that payload to an altitude where there'll be such low oxygen that hamster will die. It'll probably make it to 10,000 ft and float there for weeks.
3 degrees F temp drop per 1,000 ft so if it's 90 in Mexico, it'll be 60 up that high. Will die of starvation.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3IEJc7ic1k
>>683301577
ur gay
>>683301456
Look who is back
>>683301456
i'm losing interest, but this gives me a little more hope
>>683301456
dafuq op just upload it off your phone then upload higher res later of pc
>>683299925
What's the story behind this?
>>683301456
based anon
>>683301456
my fucking sides!!!! THAT HAMSTER SHALL BE REMEMBERED!!!!!
>>683301577
A hamster is being sent to space
>>683301456
use youtube upload app and upload raw file
then show us
and download file to pc and edit music
Win - win
>>683301456
just name the video on youtube a way we can search for it later
>>683301456
OP IS ALIVE!!
SMOKE WEED EVERYDAAAAAAAAAAY
>>683301577
Space program
>>683301456
Hurry up OP, 4chan history colud be written here. In a few years lets expand the operation with a crab or something significantly bigger
>>683301577
You ain't miss shit. The hampstar is in orbit. Waiting for confirmation of launch.
>>683301456
Why is Adolf hamstler flying in a mw2 map
>>683301629
kek
>>683301341
send him as reinforcements
>>683301573
Fuck off, degenerate faggot. How many fucking hampsters did you fucking launch today, nigger?
>>683300993
Holy shit it was on my birthday
>>683301534
agreed
>>683301728
Kek , underrated post
>>683301679
bump
Hurry up OP, I want to put my sides in orbit when the hamster is also in orbit
>>683301630
Lost my sides
>>683301715
Lets all pitch in to get Moot on one of those ISS missions.
>True 4chan space program.
>>683301523
NEW THREAD
>>683301417
>>683301461
>>683301524
>>683301534
>>683301784
tempting...
>>683301656
Nerve gas.
>>683300044
who fucking video tapes themselves getting something from a vending machine
>>683300301
>"Sleep tight, mein hamster"
>>683299498
I feel like I missed out on something.
can someone give me OP post number for last thread?
>history is being made
Still no proof that it isn't an empty box... Until then it's just another shit post on /b/. Fuckers need to calm your tits...
>>683301728
>oh shit
>>683300301
Sleep tight, mein hamster
>>683299498
Op is a colombian faggot.
>>683301523 new thread nigs
Stop creating new threads before bump limit. Let OP make a new thread when it's needed
>>683300301
Sleep tight, mein hamster
>>683302027
>edgy
>>683301627
I'm not a beaner man.
>>683302169
too late
>>683302222
hory shit quads
>>683302222
Checked
>>683300301
Sleep tight, mein hamster
Hurry the fuck up op you fucking Faggot.
>>683301341
send him in a box with wholes and enough food he needs to explore space, is either that or been around you it is time to let go.
>>683302101
old thread 404ed
>>683302222
checked, nice gets anon
>>683299999
check'd
>>683302027
Oh come on OP your internet cant possibly be this fucking slow.
>>683300301
>Good fortune and science will come to you but only if you reply to this post with: "Sleep tight, mein hamster"
You mean:
"Schlaf gut, mein Hamster"
>>683301627
who gives a fuck dude the hamster is already in the sky.
>>683299999
>>683302027
it probably wants to be an astronaut
>>683302132
Yep, and the only way you can know is being another colombian.
>>683299999
CHECK'D!!!
i'm getting board, where's op
>>683302027
You need to let go of that hamster his mission on this earth was probably explore space, and earth you already took his freedom away from him ? set him free let fly !!!!!!!! freedom !!!
>>683302695
I give a fuck you nigger. I'm the CEO of PETA and I like guacamole.
>>683302874
In the new thread
>>683301523
I'm waiting 10 more minutes and then I'm going to sleep
>>683302954
I am the hacker known as 4chan, you do not want to invoke my wrath
>>683302954
I like it too, seriously peta gives a shit about hamsters too ? would google it but probably if you troll me you will google it or answer it for me.
guys go to new thread
>>683302954
No, I'm the CEO of PETA, Nigger.
fags
>>683301523
>>683303185
>>683303185
Peta bitched about Obama swatting a fly.
There's no level low enough for Peta.
>>683303556
Who's the fucking retard who created a second thread before the bump limit was even close to being hit?
>>683303344
>>683303819
Don't ask me, I see a new thread, I join it. + It's 4th bread already.
>>683304080
Guess that OP
DELIVER!! I WANT TO GO TO SLEEP!!
>>683304274
>not American
GTFO Refugee cuck
Bump, please delivah
