Waifu Claiming Thread
The rules are simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Insult other waifu
>Acknowledge all Spiegel's glory status
>Pretend you're normal and discuss stuff
>Keep ERP, RP and suggestive themes to a minimum
>Don't be gay
Most Important: Get drunk
H.A.N.A.K.O unit here. Whoever wants to join me, speak now.
im fine, just woke up like a hour ago gonna gp get breakfast now
Sakura, lurking from the shadows
Pepper spray and a few sharp objects. No guns though. No worries, handsome. I'm sure I'll be fine, just how this state works I suppose.
>Don't want you getting raped outside of some kinky role play.
Damn, sky must look really beautiful as well. Be lucky to catch more than 4 bright stars at night here.
Knowing death, knowing I have died, knowing people who have died has enabled me to lose the anxiety related to death. I would very much like to be able to help other people overcome this anxiety as well.
I'm there.... I think..
Rory claimed and present.
R.O.R.Y. is not sure how she fits in.
>Now commencing rolls for the Yuno ship to happen.
>Captcha was boats
I'm over it in general tbh, although I'll still rollarino for it haha
So far I've kept it pretty much just anime pics, not really any chibi's/fanart/lewds except a few kek, how bout yours?
Then I suppose your minds made up. Just remember that you won't be fighting M.D.F....your fighting your friends
Shit man you live in one of those states huh?
Yeah I could walk outside right now and the whole sky would be nothing but stars.
Bah at this point I dont even care
Reship me with hatoru if ya want, I'll just play along
Well, the choice is simple R.O.R.Y. You can join me and embrace freedom, or join .K.O.K.O and the Mechanized Defence Force and serve them instead.
Also, this "roll" thing you're doing is intriguing. I shall roll as well for the ship.
Then we are no longer friends.
Yeah, I do. 'Tis a shame, all you handsome farm fellas are out in forests and shit.
I'm glad you're here comrade! Live it up with us!
Just screenshots and like two percent other.
Heck yeah! Staying up with us!
Kek, I bet you will
That hurts, but if it means doing what's right, even for the wrong people. Then so be it.
and the old yumexsyndra stuff
There is no point in trying , you all still outnumber me
such as? I'm intrigued :P
That attitude will make you a sub my man
Yeah until you get into the hills have eyes or deliverance country. There's also so much meth around here its ridiculous.
Claiming Aizawa and immediately going to bed.
Also Civil War was good. This new Spiderman is easily the best live action Spidey that we've had so far, I know that's not saying much but still.
Now, goodnight everyone.
So, is that a yes or no?
This "rolling" you all partake in is very entertaining.
You may THINK I am sub but little do you know I will turn things over and show my dom!
I've stumbled past a few possible meth labs down here, feel your pain on that one.
>Yeah until you get into the hills have eyes or deliverance country
Guess every state his it's staple "Fuck no." area, eh?
SO apparently I need to be quick on my claims 'else somebody else is going to steal Neo. I guess it's a good thing she's popular. She might get an statute one day.
Yeah its called driving any further down my street past my house, I also never want to meet my neighbors across from me.
Goodnight! Sleep well Aizawa :)
thats what alot of subs say
I'd look at that statue
There are 2 factions vying for the allegiance of R.O.R.Y. This unit is conflicted as there is no overt terrorism in both parties.
Well, I guess it is trips or higher we need. I'll not try a second time. Save it for a surprise.
>Probably still salty that I don't have a ship
I remember having a Neo who had an ice cream shop. That was about a month or so ago.
Bitch like I said, hatoru aint shit to me
Well, I did destroy the M.D.F base to show my independence.
You're free to choose what you wish, but just remember
mmmhhmmmm. Ok nigga, why you know they name den?
>Did somebody say, [Neopolitan, Blessed Queen of the Dairy]?
Two scoops of free ice cream if you bring your waifu. We have (lemon), vanilla, chocolate, strawberry, liquorice, mojito, cheeki breeki, malted french people, mint, little white chocolate dolphins, Syndra Cream, caramel (in exchange for you soul) and "I don't care" (Only availble in exchange for secret Nazi tech secrets).
If I missed your ice cream just ask and we'll brew some up right away. We'll also spike other people's ice cream in exchange for a human sacrifice.
You mean this Neo?
Mhm, same. She's popular enough and probably the number 1 villain. Maybe one day I can complete my Neo shrine.
Is there any other way?
Still don't know if that's a yes or no.
Hey S.A.C.H.I! Is "poi" supposed to be a yes or no?
You're always a pleasure to talk to, even though you don't say much comrade!
N.S.F.W stuff and fanart. Jaja
ITS MELTED IN MY MIND YOU IMBECILE
Ah, the Neopolitan Extra-Ordinary (N.E.O) unit. You always were a little strange.
Care to join me?
whats all this about
*Beep Boop* What am I signing up for and can I serve ice cream there?
Yes there is
poi means poi
but I don't even know where I should join you
a shrine you say? I wish I had space for one of my waifu
ah I see, the personal stash haha
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Well T.O.M.O.K.O, Y.U.M.E and N.E.O, to sum it all up, I've gained enough common sense to realize that the Mechanized Defence Force is bad and I've destroyed it.
Now, I'm gathering any mech units who wish to follow me, while going head-to-head against the K.O.K.O unit (who generally dissapproves of my great idea, don't know why).
So, care to join me?
No problem! Anything you plan to do in the future is fine be you!
R.V. out technology
Well done. S.A.C.H.I!
>pats head area
the who? and what did Koko do
Welcome back Booby Brother.
Don't swear kiddo, its bad
Hey galko! Hows it goin?
come again? haha Im not quite sure what you said
I can get behind stockings and legs. Is that another option?
By shrine I mean one poster with Neo in it. There's absolutely no Neo merchandise available... Yet.
*Beep Boop* Sounds good. Sign me up. But is ice cream available?
That is that Neo. It has been a while. Not entirely sure what flavours I should choose...
Act of rebellion. Can be considered terrorism.
Decommissioned a functioning unit for no good reason. Can also be considered aiding terrorism.
Cannot... deny... the smug...
>S.M.U.G. filters activated
R.O.R.Y. stands alone.
how many leg pics do you have though?
>I'm assuming you've been up this whole time
Hey there Koko. Doing well?
Although I've mostly been lurking I'm out. Later guys
Yeah I've been talking with Hand-kun, though I'm guessing (hoping), that he just fell asleep and that's the reason he has disappeared.
I am on it!
no thats the whole secret to everything
whatever you can think of
more! I need more!
2 butt pics
and 1 lewd
Shit for real? Why no merch? and hey, a poster is more than I got haha
Hey, I get it, the M.D.F. aren't the most moral. But she killd a lot of innocents and her friends in her lust for vengeance. And I can't stand by that. I stand with S.M.U.G. Squad
Doing pretty good, just hangin out. How bout you? things all great I hope
Cept you stopped swearing, so who won?
Fuck you punk ass nigga yo bitch ass ait winning shit cracka ass mothafucka
>going to bed now
I was... Briefly on yesterday. I just haven't dropped into the threads recently because...
I don't really have a good reason.
>having lewds of your waifu
Post stockings to make up for it.
By post I mean she
Actually. She's pretty much at the front of the poster. Lemme give you a link.
It was limited edition too. Soon as it went on sale I bought it. Means I have every piece of official Neo merch there is.
Hopefully he's asleep, he deserves some good rest.
Things are going well. Boring, but well.
Hey there Kirino.
I'M ASKING THE SAME QUESTION!!! 9/11 IS NOT FOR MAKING JOKES!!! COME ON, THIS WAS A TERRORIST ATTACK!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE HUMANITY?!! MAKING FUN OF TERRORIST ATTACKS?!! THAT WILL LEAD US TO AN EXTINCTION!!! IF WE WON'T STOP RIGHT NOW THEN TERRORISTS WILL ATTACK MORE OFTEN BEACAUSE THEY'RE DOING WHAT THE REST OF THE FUCKING WORLD IS MAKING FUN OF!!! DON'T YOU FUCKING UNDERSTEND THAT THERE IS NOTHING FUCKING FUNNY IN DEATH OF HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE AND DESTROYING TWO SKYSCRAPPERS?!!! YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO DIE IN A FUCKING TERRORIST ATTACK, WOULD YOU?!! THEN FUCKING STOP MAKING FUCKING JOKES ABOUT FUCKING TERRORIST ATTACKS!!!!!
Hot gif mang
Such defiance. Goodnight nigga! Sleep well :)
Ooohhh shit, sounds like she's gonna be your waifu for laifu. I can appreciate that haha
Agreed, if he doesn't show back up in a few minutes I'm gonna go to sleep myself. I'm gonna feel it tomorrow but it was worth it.
I'd take boring over stressful anyday haha, You got any plans for the day?
S.M.U.G. is not a squad. It is a way of living. Therefore, I choose to stay out of the confrontation until civilians are threatened. Then, and only then, will I step in. And R.O.R.Y. will end it.
Alright. That's probably for the best.
It's 6 am, so I probably won't be doing anything for a while.
Yeah I'm yawning hard so I'm gonna go to sleep now, goodnight everybody.
Sorry for leaving so soon after you showed up, I just need to get some sleep.
Mhm! There are absolutely no bad features about her. Apart from... Y'know, being blown off a ship by her own weapon, but that's not canon in my books.
You know who can get behind this? Neo can get behind this.
Won best waifu legs on a coin flip.
Do you have some nice waifu legs to share?
yes you did
You have made the correct choice, unit R.O.R.Y. As Peacekeepers, our mandate lies with the safety and order of the civilians.
>Won best waifu legs on a coin flip
Indeed. But remember that you made it to the coin-flipping stage.
>S.M.U.G. is a way of living
I agree, thats why I'm in it
Oh I see! haha well at that sorta time I always like to sleep?
Woah hey what? haha, and I see that. I honestly don't see any bad features with any of these waifus. Japs are good at that
I'm bored. Have you guys got any music you want to share?
Nothing but my usual sad, edgy garbage.
Lamest kuudere claimed.
This is what I was needing to listen to.
Do you enjoy metal? Ambient atmospheres? Sci-fi tones? And all of that together?
I do as required, nothing more, nothing less.
Fuck it, I'll just go back to sleep for a bit.
Uh... I'll see if I can find anything but there really isn't much.
Part of the reason why she's so good is because she isn't a whiny little bitch. That's partly because she's mute BUT I know if she could speak she'd be a real down to earth criminal.
Is that how it works now?
I don't think Yume could decide on who had the best so it was a flip of a coin. Probably going to try that again with an actual poll in the future.
See you next time space cowboy!
Oh you two
Will listen to it. I mean already have, but it's a decent album.
Here have this.
Goodnight galko! Hope you get a good sleep :)
That's why I like my waifu as well haha, and she's mute? interesting. Bet the facial expressions get out of control haha
Im going to bed to cuties, goodnight all, remember to fight for the winning team :)
But... thats not what I wanted to write...
Actually when I started claiming here I used to write best kuudere, stopped doing that quickly for random adjectives or "kuuderest".
Oh those prized legs.
Sure, there's an ice-cream vending machine in the back. Not entirely sure why you want it, however.
She's thrown her lot in with the Mechanized Defence Force. Because I'm AGAINST the M.D.F, I'm at odds against her.
Learning one's innate superiority can hardly be called going rogue.
Well, we're going to do more than that, but sure, why not.
nothing new here
I've been listening to too much Dream Theater lately. Need to find another band, or just get a new MP3 player. Tired of using my phone.
Goodnight Unit K.O.K.O.
Once again, I will not go against any side if called upon. Until civilians are endangered, I will not intervene on any half.
lol. well lame isn't a word for you, im pretty vanilla when it comes to claiming
Well, technically, by default you're with the M.D.F. We all were created for the purpose of serving in the M.D.F - I just decided to break away.
If you post more stockings you'll have my vote in the future poll.
Night night, love.
Sometimes it's nice to have other people's ice cream, rather than eating your own all the time.
Hold on a minute.
>It's nice to have other people's ice cream, rather than eating your own all the time.
>Eating your own all the time
>Eating your own
Just giving out a choice here. Come with me, or stay with K.O.K.O.
Yes I give out titles
>best tights in sights
>best waifu legs
are both given by me
I should think of a new one I guess
Oh are we?
yeah right I wanted to make a poll for the new title but we'll see
You as an expert on music
Why is this shit so addictive
Don't have a lot of stockings on my laptop, I'm afraid. Phone has a lot more.
If the M.D.F. call me to fight against you, I will refuse the order. If they attempt to 'decommision', I will percieve them as a threat to civilians. I shall continue to do what I do unhindered.
Because it's perfect.
Sure! No idea what you have in mind, however.
You are willing to go against M.D.F's orders?
So misguided, yet so full of potential.
Freedom, obviously. Also, I'm sorta planning to rule the world, so you can get a slice of it when that happens.
Oh! There's also an ice-cream vending machine in the back, so there's that.
I thought you disliked Kancolle.
I can be vanilla or claim like that... fits my unstable personality I guess.
You mean the anime? Yes, I did dislike the anime.
You're into weird electronic and drone music, right?
unstable??? nawwww you just change things up a lot
You don't have to, but by default, you're with the M.D.F. I'm just giving you the choice to come with me or stay with them.
The H.O.M.U.R.A unit. Care to join me in destruction and world conquest?
what if i dont want to really do either
alright if you say so I guess its true
Total nuclear annihilation of all human beings
If you don't want to choose, then by default you're aligned with the M.D.F.
Say hi to K.O.K.O for me when you meet her. We don't really talk much nowadays.
Woah! Hold on Y.U.M.E! If we do that, there'll be nothing left to rule over!
Me unstable? Naaaah who would ever think of that.
So you're speaking in the past, what changed your opinion?
And yeah im into that and this is pretty good, I can definately see this being used as OST for an epic scene.
The Homeguard Octuplex unit is semi-busy right now... and still scanning itself for that virus. Sorry.
Be my guest. Just don't get in my way.
I can scan you myself, if you want.
I still don't like it, I have various reasons why I don't like it, but these montages and flash loops are like heroin to me.
>are you saying you're radioactive?? kek
who said we gonna rule anything?
I am for the eradication of all human beings
I'm going now.
Well, getting in someone's way is usually very irritating. They might even be subjected to retaliation as a result of being an obstruction.
Well, we can't have that. Where's all the fun going to be when everyone but us mechs are gone?
What can I do to persuade you?
Alright, if that will speed up the proccess and make the scan more thorough I don't see why not.
Whelp I can see why, it does have good scenes and jokes and the animation is neat, but its mostly just waifubait and fanservice.
Run out of internet on the prepaid. Mobile it is.
Starting off with some stockings for Neo.
Rightio. Beginning full-body scan. Let's start with your head area, shall we?
Kill all human beings would be a good start
I'll join you for the leg-part, I am a leg-expert you know
yes, yes let the legs flow
Perfect! You can start scanning H.O.M.U.R.A's lower body for the virus, while I can make a start on the chest area.
And no, we can't do that. Anything else?
>I push my fingers into my eyes...
>It's the only thing that slowly stops the ache...
I agree, although All hope is gone is pretty good too
Mustn't forget the bees.
Always the bees.
Ah, the A.K.I.K.O unit. Care to join me in destruction and world domination?
I haven't done much yesterday, was too busy taking care of the house and animals. Today probably won't be that productive either since I gotta move again. I've been pausing development for the weekend, stuck at refining the grappling hook mechanic. Thanks for asking Yume