Waifu Claiming Thread
>Creep edition
The rules are simple:
>No shipping
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Insult other waifu
>Acknowledge all Spiegel's glory status
>Pretend you're normal and discuss stuff
>Keep ERP, RP and suggestive themes to a minimum
>Don't be gay
Most Important: Get drunk
hi spike
Iowa claim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFPVWv7X0c4
>>683241965
H.A.N.A.K.O unit here. Whoever wants to join me, speak now.
>>683241599
im fine, just woke up like a hour ago gonna gp get breakfast now
>sachi claim
Sakura, lurking from the shadows
Obligatory claim.
>>683241726
Pepper spray and a few sharp objects. No guns though. No worries, handsome. I'm sure I'll be fine, just how this state works I suppose.
>Don't want you getting raped outside of some kinky role play.
>Suggestive hands
Damn, sky must look really beautiful as well. Be lucky to catch more than 4 bright stars at night here.
https://youtu.be/uqcTVVUFnKQ
>>683241866
Hi
>>683241956
Just wasting my time nothing else
Kazuki claimed
>>683241866
Knowing death, knowing I have died, knowing people who have died has enabled me to lose the anxiety related to death. I would very much like to be able to help other people overcome this anxiety as well.
Claimed.
>>683241965
I'm there.... I think..
Rory claimed and present.
>>683242132
R.O.R.Y. is not sure how she fits in.
>Now commencing rolls for the Yuno ship to happen.
>Captcha was boats
>I BELIEVE
Yuno claimed
shut the fk up u faggot ill fk ur ass until ur dick will be aroused for seeing me
>>683241606
I'm over it in general tbh, although I'll still rollarino for it haha
>>683241727
So far I've kept it pretty much just anime pics, not really any chibi's/fanart/lewds except a few kek, how bout yours?
>>683241790
Then I suppose your minds made up. Just remember that you won't be fighting M.D.F....your fighting your friends
still here
>>683242161
Shit man you live in one of those states huh?
Yeah I could walk outside right now and the whole sky would be nothing but stars.
>>683242370
Bah at this point I dont even care
Reship me with hatoru if ya want, I'll just play along
>>683242290
You fit into the S.M.U.G. Unit, fellow
>>683242290
Well, the choice is simple R.O.R.Y. You can join me and embrace freedom, or join .K.O.K.O and the Mechanized Defence Force and serve them instead.
Also, this "roll" thing you're doing is intriguing. I shall roll as well for the ship.
>>683242370
Then we are no longer friends.
>>683242404
Yeah, I do. 'Tis a shame, all you handsome farm fellas are out in forests and shit.
Fucking lucky.
>>683242256
I'm glad you're here comrade! Live it up with us!
>>683242370
Just screenshots and like two percent other.
>>683242386
Heck yeah! Staying up with us!
>>683242492
Kek, I bet you will
>>683242583
That hurts, but if it means doing what's right, even for the wrong people. Then so be it.
>>683239619
69
45 jpg
10 png
6 gif
and the old yumexsyndra stuff
>claiming yume
>>683242132
*bark*
>>683242696
yeah I guess
>>683242742
There is no point in trying , you all still outnumber me
what is going on
>>683242696
>2%other
>other
such as? I'm intrigued :P
>>683242855
That attitude will make you a sub my man
>>683242642
Yeah until you get into the hills have eyes or deliverance country. There's also so much meth around here its ridiculous.
Claiming Aizawa and immediately going to bed.
Also Civil War was good. This new Spiderman is easily the best live action Spidey that we've had so far, I know that's not saying much but still.
Now, goodnight everyone.
>>683242930
dallas what are you doing
>>683242805
So, is that a yes or no?
>>683242855
This "rolling" you all partake in is very entertaining.
ANOTHER!
>>683242932
You may THINK I am sub but little do you know I will turn things over and show my dom!
>>683242951
I've stumbled past a few possible meth labs down here, feel your pain on that one.
>Yeah until you get into the hills have eyes or deliverance country
Guess every state his it's staple "Fuck no." area, eh?
SO apparently I need to be quick on my claims 'else somebody else is going to steal Neo. I guess it's a good thing she's popular. She might get an statute one day.
>>683242930
Thank you Hiro.
>>683243093
Yeah its called driving any further down my street past my house, I also never want to meet my neighbors across from me.
>>683243205
fantastic
>>683242958
Goodnight! Sleep well Aizawa :)
>>683243044
thats what alot of subs say
>>683243200
I'd look at that statue
>>683242511
>>683242583
There are 2 factions vying for the allegiance of R.O.R.Y. This unit is conflicted as there is no overt terrorism in both parties.
>>683242855
Well, I guess it is trips or higher we need. I'll not try a second time. Save it for a surprise.
>Probably still salty that I don't have a ship
>>683243200
I remember having a Neo who had an ice cream shop. That was about a month or so ago.
>>683243531
Stay with smug stay best
>>683243457
Bitch like I said, hatoru aint shit to me
I want to lick Tat's foot while he teaches me history
>>683243531
>/Waifu/
Civil War
Well, I did destroy the M.D.F base to show my independence.
>>683243040
poi
>>683243200
Yes be fast and quick
>>683243531
You're free to choose what you wish, but just remember
>smug
>>683243589
Tru
>>683243683
mmmhhmmmm. Ok nigga, why you know they name den?
>>683243531
...
>Did somebody say, [Neopolitan, Blessed Queen of the Dairy]?
Two scoops of free ice cream if you bring your waifu. We have (lemon), vanilla, chocolate, strawberry, liquorice, mojito, cheeki breeki, malted french people, mint, little white chocolate dolphins, Syndra Cream, caramel (in exchange for you soul) and "I don't care" (Only availble in exchange for secret Nazi tech secrets).
If I missed your ice cream just ask and we'll brew some up right away. We'll also spike other people's ice cream in exchange for a human sacrifice.
You mean this Neo?
>>683243690
Sounds good.
>>683243457
Mhm, same. She's popular enough and probably the number 1 villain. Maybe one day I can complete my Neo shrine.
>>683243778
Is there any other way?
>>683243778
Still don't know if that's a yes or no.
Hey S.A.C.H.I! Is "poi" supposed to be a yes or no?
>>683242809
You're always a pleasure to talk to, even though you don't say much comrade!
>>683242932
N.S.F.W stuff and fanart. Jaja
>>683243860
ITS MELTED IN MY MIND YOU IMBECILE
>>683243868
Ah, the Neopolitan Extra-Ordinary (N.E.O) unit. You always were a little strange.
Care to join me?
>>683243905
whats all this about
>>683243911
thank you?
>>683244062
*Beep Boop* What am I signing up for and can I serve ice cream there?
>>683243868
Yes there is
>>683243905
poi means poi
but I don't even know where I should join you
>>683243868
a shrine you say? I wish I had space for one of my waifu
>>683243911
ah I see, the personal stash haha
>>683244010
So?
>>683243690
Good shit.
https://youtu.be/IbBYPwRU-Ew
>>683244274
SWEAR TO GOD KOKO
>>683244309
sign me the FUCK up good shit go౦ԁ sHit thats some goodshit rightth ere rightthere if i do ƽaү so my selｆ i say so thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ Good shit
>>683244142
>>683244257
>>683244264
Well T.O.M.O.K.O, Y.U.M.E and N.E.O, to sum it all up, I've gained enough common sense to realize that the Mechanized Defence Force is bad and I've destroyed it.
Now, I'm gathering any mech units who wish to follow me, while going head-to-head against the K.O.K.O unit (who generally dissapproves of my great idea, don't know why).
So, care to join me?
>>683243905
Poi
(Anime reference) that people might use, it means 'Yes' or 'Excited yes' or used for expression of any emotion.
>sachi
I woke up fairly early.
>I might pass out again
>>683244142
No problem! Anything you plan to do in the future is fine be you!
>>683244274
R.V. out technology
>>683244530
Well done. S.A.C.H.I!
>pats head area
>>683244460
the who? and what did Koko do
>>683244613
What?
>>683244604
Welcome back Booby Brother.
>>683244344
Don't swear kiddo, its bad
>>683244604
Hey galko! Hows it goin?
>>683244613
come again? haha Im not quite sure what you said
>>683244264
I can get behind stockings and legs. Is that another option?
>>683244274
By shrine I mean one poster with Neo in it. There's absolutely no Neo merchandise available... Yet.
>>683244460
*Beep Boop* Sounds good. Sign me up. But is ice cream available?
>>683244309
Das good.
>>683243868
That is that Neo. It has been a while. Not entirely sure what flavours I should choose...
>>683243740
Act of rebellion. Can be considered terrorism.
>>683243860
Decommissioned a functioning unit for no good reason. Can also be considered aiding terrorism.
>smug
Cannot... deny... the smug...
>S.M.U.G. filters activated
...
...
R.O.R.Y. stands alone.
>>683244654
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>>683242805
how many leg pics do you have though?
>>683244768
Breast friend.
>I'm assuming you've been up this whole time
>>683244783
Hey there Koko. Doing well?
>>683244905
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iq_d8VSM0nw
Although I've mostly been lurking I'm out. Later guys
>>683244783
Cant tell me what to do boi
>>683245004
>Why
>>683244969
Yeah I've been talking with Hand-kun, though I'm guessing (hoping), that he just fell asleep and that's the reason he has disappeared.
>>683244460
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSvkRmWizw0
I am on it!
>>683244829
no thats the whole secret to everything
worldpeace
solving hungerproblem
whatever you can think of
>>683244905
more! I need more!
>>683244929
not enough
27
2 butt pics
and 1 lewd
Hands down. The best waifu is here.
>>683244829
Shit for real? Why no merch? and hey, a poster is more than I got haha
>>683244905
Hey, I get it, the M.D.F. aren't the most moral. But she killd a lot of innocents and her friends in her lust for vengeance. And I can't stand by that. I stand with S.M.U.G. Squad
>>683244969
Doing pretty good, just hangin out. How bout you? things all great I hope
>>683245026
Later mang!
>>683245091
Cept you stopped swearing, so who won?
i think that fag is gone
>or spike is busy
>>683245245
Fuck you punk ass nigga yo bitch ass ait winning shit cracka ass mothafucka
>going to bed now
>>683245353
Shut up, copy
>>683244905
I was... Briefly on yesterday. I just haven't dropped into the threads recently because...
I don't really have a good reason.
>>683245199
>2015+2-1
>having lewds of your waifu
Post stockings to make up for it.
>>683245245
By post I mean she
Actually. She's pretty much at the front of the poster. Lemme give you a link.
>https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0228/9021/products/RWBY_Villains_800.png?v=1449779017
It was limited edition too. Soon as it went on sale I bought it. Means I have every piece of official Neo merch there is.
>>683245117
Hopefully he's asleep, he deserves some good rest.
>>683245245
Things are going well. Boring, but well.
>>683245353
Hey there Kirino.
I'M ASKING THE SAME QUESTION!!! 9/11 IS NOT FOR MAKING JOKES!!! COME ON, THIS WAS A TERRORIST ATTACK!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE HUMANITY?!! MAKING FUN OF TERRORIST ATTACKS?!! THAT WILL LEAD US TO AN EXTINCTION!!! IF WE WON'T STOP RIGHT NOW THEN TERRORISTS WILL ATTACK MORE OFTEN BEACAUSE THEY'RE DOING WHAT THE REST OF THE FUCKING WORLD IS MAKING FUN OF!!! DON'T YOU FUCKING UNDERSTEND THAT THERE IS NOTHING FUCKING FUNNY IN DEATH OF HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE AND DESTROYING TWO SKYSCRAPPERS?!!! YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO DIE IN A FUCKING TERRORIST ATTACK, WOULD YOU?!! THEN FUCKING STOP MAKING FUCKING JOKES ABOUT FUCKING TERRORIST ATTACKS!!!!!
>>683245455
no u
>>683245353
Hot gif mang
>>683245374
Such defiance. Goodnight nigga! Sleep well :)
>>683245470
Ooohhh shit, sounds like she's gonna be your waifu for laifu. I can appreciate that haha
>>683245514
Agreed, if he doesn't show back up in a few minutes I'm gonna go to sleep myself. I'm gonna feel it tomorrow but it was worth it.
>>683245470
>
claiming Yu...
>>683242805
oh its this faggot again
see you in the next thread fag
>>683245514
I'd take boring over stressful anyday haha, You got any plans for the day?
>>683245741
>>683245470
>legs
>>683245245
S.M.U.G. is not a squad. It is a way of living. Therefore, I choose to stay out of the confrontation until civilians are threatened. Then, and only then, will I step in. And R.O.R.Y. will end it.
>>683245626
Alright. That's probably for the best.
>>683245986
It's 6 am, so I probably won't be doing anything for a while.
Yeah I'm yawning hard so I'm gonna go to sleep now, goodnight everybody.
>>683246115
Sorry for leaving so soon after you showed up, I just need to get some sleep.
>>683245588
Mhm! There are absolutely no bad features about her. Apart from... Y'know, being blown off a ship by her own weapon, but that's not canon in my books.
>>683246094
>>683245741
You know who can get behind this? Neo can get behind this.
>>683246324
It's alright, I understand.
Goodnight.
It's over.
https://youtu.be/e1cwIIXOPSU
>>683246358
Won best waifu legs on a coin flip.
>>683246358
Do you have some nice waifu legs to share?
>>683246591
yes you did
>>683246094
You have made the correct choice, unit R.O.R.Y. As Peacekeepers, our mandate lies with the safety and order of the civilians.
>>683246591
>Won best waifu legs on a coin flip
Indeed. But remember that you made it to the coin-flipping stage.
>>683246094
>S.M.U.G. is a way of living
I agree, thats why I'm in it
>>683246115
Oh I see! haha well at that sorta time I always like to sleep?
>>683246358
Woah hey what? haha, and I see that. I honestly don't see any bad features with any of these waifus. Japs are good at that
>>683247156
I might just go back to sleep.
I'm bored. Have you guys got any music you want to share?
http://greymatternoise.bandcamp.com/album/little-boy
>>683247540
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JszCVD1kAII
Nothing but my usual sad, edgy garbage.
Lamest kuudere claimed.
>>683247540
This is what I was needing to listen to.
Tenryuu claimed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8f_1JaDMBz4
>>683247540
Do you enjoy metal? Ambient atmospheres? Sci-fi tones? And all of that together?
https://youtu.be/OaGjmLrzWm4
>>683247071
I do as required, nothing more, nothing less.
Fuck it, I'll just go back to sleep for a bit.
Bye.
Sleep n stuff because naps are good idea
>>683247966
>>683247987
Bye.
>Homu
>>683247887
TR-8R.
>>683246923
Uh... I'll see if I can find anything but there really isn't much.
>>683247156
Part of the reason why she's so good is because she isn't a whiny little bitch. That's partly because she's mute BUT I know if she could speak she'd be a real down to earth criminal.
>>683246591
Is that how it works now?
>>683247873
>lamest
you mispelled best
>>683248052
I don't think Yume could decide on who had the best so it was a flip of a coin. Probably going to try that again with an actual poll in the future.
>>683247987
See you next time space cowboy!
>>683247873
>>683248134
Oh you two
>>683247919
Will listen to it. I mean already have, but it's a decent album.
>>683247873
Here have this.
https://anthonyfanfiction.bandcamp.com/album/anthony-fanfiction-vol-1
>>683247966
Goodnight galko! Hope you get a good sleep :)
>>683248052
That's why I like my waifu as well haha, and she's mute? interesting. Bet the facial expressions get out of control haha
Im going to bed to cuties, goodnight all, remember to fight for the winning team :)
>>683248314
night night koko, sleep well!!
>>683248134
But... thats not what I wanted to write...
Actually when I started claiming here I used to write best kuudere, stopped doing that quickly for random adjectives or "kuuderest".
>>683248255
Oh those prized legs.
>>683248291
Im confused.
>>683248314
Sleep tight.
>>683244829
Sure, there's an ice-cream vending machine in the back. Not entirely sure why you want it, however.
>>683244753
She's thrown her lot in with the Mechanized Defence Force. Because I'm AGAINST the M.D.F, I'm at odds against her.
>>683244905
Learning one's innate superiority can hardly be called going rogue.
>>683245199
Well, we're going to do more than that, but sure, why not.
>>683247540
nothing new here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IkvAb6THQY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DP3VCQg46BM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZiV7bsTZLo
>>683248291
I've been listening to too much Dream Theater lately. Need to find another band, or just get a new MP3 player. Tired of using my phone.
>>683248314
Goodnight Unit K.O.K.O.
>>683248623
Once again, I will not go against any side if called upon. Until civilians are endangered, I will not intervene on any half.
>>683248527
lol. well lame isn't a word for you, im pretty vanilla when it comes to claiming
>>683248792
Well, technically, by default you're with the M.D.F. We all were created for the purpose of serving in the M.D.F - I just decided to break away.
>>683248255
If you post more stockings you'll have my vote in the future poll.
>>683248314
Night night, love.
>>683247540
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hf_UoO4aG0Y&ab_channel=GameNut321
>>683248623
Sometimes it's nice to have other people's ice cream, rather than eating your own all the time.
>>683248623
so?
>>683248949
Hold on a minute.
You're Neopolitan.
>It's nice to have other people's ice cream, rather than eating your own all the time.
>Eating your own all the time
>Eating your own
>>683249035
Just giving out a choice here. Come with me, or stay with K.O.K.O.
>>683248052
Yes I give out titles
>best tights in sights
>best waifu legs
are both given by me
I should think of a new one I guess
>>683248623
Oh are we?
>>683248949
yeah right I wanted to make a poll for the new title but we'll see
>>683247540
You as an expert on music
Why is this shit so addictive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkBiq8ByS9Q
>>683248949
Don't have a lot of stockings on my laptop, I'm afraid. Phone has a lot more.
>>683248941
If the M.D.F. call me to fight against you, I will refuse the order. If they attempt to 'decommision', I will percieve them as a threat to civilians. I shall continue to do what I do unhindered.
>>683249316
Because it's perfect.
https://youtu.be/3SB-xSbzyMQ
>>683249205
whats in it for me
>>683249316
Sure! No idea what you have in mind, however.
>>683249368
You are willing to go against M.D.F's orders?
Hmm...
So misguided, yet so full of potential.
>>683249666
Freedom, obviously. Also, I'm sorta planning to rule the world, so you can get a slice of it when that happens.
Oh! There's also an ice-cream vending machine in the back, so there's that.
>>683249599
I thought you disliked Kancolle.
>>683248843
I can be vanilla or claim like that... fits my unstable personality I guess.
>>683249959
do i have to pick?
>>683249981
You mean the anime? Yes, I did dislike the anime.
You're into weird electronic and drone music, right?
https://aarchelonn.bandcamp.com/album/there-is-no-better-day-to-die-than-today
>>683249981
unstable??? nawwww you just change things up a lot
>>683250120
You don't have to, but by default, you're with the M.D.F. I'm just giving you the choice to come with me or stay with them.
>>683249981
The H.O.M.U.R.A unit. Care to join me in destruction and world conquest?
>>683250319
what if i dont want to really do either
>>683249599
>checked
alright if you say so I guess its true
>>683249959
Total nuclear annihilation of all human beings
>>683250398
If you don't want to choose, then by default you're aligned with the M.D.F.
Say hi to K.O.K.O for me when you meet her. We don't really talk much nowadays.
>>683250400
Woah! Hold on Y.U.M.E! If we do that, there'll be nothing left to rule over!
claim Faye
>>683250656
what if i make my own side?
>>683250250
Me unstable? Naaaah who would ever think of that.
>>683250231
So you're speaking in the past, what changed your opinion?
And yeah im into that and this is pretty good, I can definately see this being used as OST for an epic scene.
>>683250319
The Homeguard Octuplex unit is semi-busy right now... and still scanning itself for that virus. Sorry.
>>683250744
Be my guest. Just don't get in my way.
>>683250770
I can scan you myself, if you want.
>>683250874
why?
>>683250770
I still don't like it, I have various reasons why I don't like it, but these montages and flash loops are like heroin to me.
>>683250770
not me!!!
>are you saying you're radioactive?? kek
>>683250656
who said we gonna rule anything?
I am for the eradication of all human beings
>>683250770
>>683251263
I'm going now.
https://youtu.be/NfYVUIUxToc
>>683251102
Well, getting in someone's way is usually very irritating. They might even be subjected to retaliation as a result of being an obstruction.
>>683251359
Well, we can't have that. Where's all the fun going to be when everyone but us mechs are gone?
What can I do to persuade you?
>>683250874
Alright, if that will speed up the proccess and make the scan more thorough I don't see why not.
>>683251263
Whelp I can see why, it does have good scenes and jokes and the animation is neat, but its mostly just waifubait and fanservice.
>>683251480
Bye.
Run out of internet on the prepaid. Mobile it is.
Starting off with some stockings for Neo.
>>683251559
Rightio. Beginning full-body scan. Let's start with your head area, shall we?
>>683251491
oh
>>683251491
Kill all human beings would be a good start
>>683251807
I'll join you for the leg-part, I am a leg-expert you know
>>683251687
yes, yes let the legs flow
>>683252025
Perfect! You can start scanning H.O.M.U.R.A's lower body for the virus, while I can make a start on the chest area.
And no, we can't do that. Anything else?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fVE8kSM43I
>I push my fingers into my eyes...
>It's the only thing that slowly stops the ache...
>>683252196
That was their best album to be honest.
>>683252185
Alright then kill all the bees
>>683252392
I agree, although All hope is gone is pretty good too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5abamRO41fE
lurking claim
Morning everyone
>>683252569
Yes.
Mustn't forget the bees.
Always the bees.
>>683252633
Ah, the A.K.I.K.O unit. Care to join me in destruction and world domination?
>>683252706
Sure, sounds like a fun sunday afternoon
>>683252633
Hey akiko sry I missed everthing yesterday
So how is your game on its way to be better then everything EA ever created?
-yume
>>683252836
Great! One more unit with me. That makes a total of three to help me in my plans to destroy K.O.K.O and the rest of the Mechanized Defence Force.
>H.A.N.A.K.O
>>683252884
I haven't done much yesterday, was too busy taking care of the house and animals. Today probably won't be that productive either since I gotta move again. I've been pausing development for the weekend, stuck at refining the grappling hook mechanic. Thanks for asking Yume
>Akiko
