Waifu Claiming Thread
>Dio loves lolicocks
The rules are simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Insult other waifu
>Dio is the worst claim you could make
>Pretend you're normal and discuss stuff
>Keep ERP, RP and suggestive themes to a minimum
>Don't be gay
Most Important: Get drunk
still drunk, feelin hella gud
It has tits and an arse, some freaks will fap to anything with those "specifications."
The forehead and thigh gap are the two main reasons, but yes, technically Rory is a loli. Body of a 13 year old in the manga.
Best edition of the thread.
Thank you kindly, handsome.
>Don't be gay
I only read the last two words.
They're not great, they're disgusting filthy wretch. Nothing more than virtual poison, abominations.
the horrifying dream beast conglomerate formerly known as Asuka claimed!
heartily <3 (GET IT)
this one is at 42. they are starting to take longer and keep crashing the page lol
in the name of science!
Goondnight! sleep well :)
Comrade! My nights been pretty good. same ol same ol. How about yours? and last night? haha
topkek, he's fuckin gone.
Where else besides Japan?
Yo, what's up Koko?
>Best idol cclaimed
>Dio loves lolicock
Oh my, loli cock? It's worse than i thought!
>If dubs, ship Dio with a loli edition!
It was you, spike, wasn't it?
Who else would be so cowardly as to impersonate me?
Hey there, Koko
I give up...
An R32 in the US ain't gonna be cheap though.
You too <3
I did this, but none of the other stuff. I only impersonate Syndra because they love it.
You remain unworthy
Be honest here Dio, how many gigabytes have you used for storing your lolicock stash?
I didn't say they were great! but if your down with that I ain't judging
That's one well developed 13 year old. Jeez. Lol
Nigga I dont know shit about cars
C-Can I kiss you?
>can't find any near me ever
plus it wouldn't even be a daily driver which is what would be the heartbreaking part.
I'm crying over here with my friend's story of his first high
Yo bra, pretty drunk rigjt now, how are ya?
Your anime is inferior
Bow before the new Queen
Oh hell no
Hows it goin idol? all good things I hope?
Goodnight! Sleep well :)
Hey! Hows it goin man?
>because they love it
I feel indifferent
NIGGER I FUCKING MADE THAT
ENJOY IT WHILE IT LASTS
at least you got some great taste dio.
What's up ol' koko
Yuno I need to confess that I love you
Claimed. (The one on the left.)
Damn right it is. That's how I passed school.(kinda)
It's going good, drinking a bit as well. Last night was very interesting......
Share it mang
>drunk rigjt now
I can tell! whats the occasion? lol
NO I DONT NEED MORE LOVERS
CaneloKhan fight nigga, that was some GOOD shit, khan got BTFO
Did someone say ylyl?
well TOO FUCKING BAD
Breasts are one of the most important things that fuel my hatred towards lolis, althought of course they are not the only thing that defines a waifu.
Such as galko
Galko has cowtits, but she's disgusting as fuck
fucking ugly shit
god I hate galko
I have a crazy tongue <3
Gonna go to sleep now. Good night my friends! (and Dio, you loli freak)
This whole thread is b8
Nothin much, just hangin out as per usual, how bout you?
Doin pretty good. How bout you?
>last night was interesting
I want details! Last thing I said to you, I think, was "are you gonna have another?"
oh piss off, being shipped to you is bad enough
I can tell.
Please do. c:
No local importers either?
Today was pretty boring until I found out that a bush plane crashed in a neighborhood near my apartment. Not even fucking kidding.
The school part was meant for you.
I dunno how I passed my driving test but I did
I always see spike's rules about Dio, but he mentions Dio pretty often.
I've just found a connection
im a NEET, how am i supposed to do this?
shhh its not that bad. <3
Thanks, everything has been pretty good as of late. How about you?
Never been called that before, kek I like it.
Nice sleep schedule.
The tits can't be too big otherwise they're gross. Never understood why people want them to be monsters. Galko isn't that bad IMO.
Playing a bit of games and chatting that's about it.
Goodnight! Sleep well :)
A bush plane? and that sounds pretty crazy, was anyone hurt?
THIS MAKES HELL LOOK LIKE HEAVEN
As I've said, it's not just about the tits.
It's everything about galko, god damn I hate her.
stahp! I'm scared
I can't even tell what that is anymore
D-don't be scared, I'm sorry.
>He bought the bluff
>I ran out of eyeballing pictures
you can ship with me
Yuno hates being shipped with me
fucking salty cunt
Love you too~
To be fair, most drivers tests are pretty easy.
Only the two on the plane apparently.
Yourelike an angel
You came to me.at the perfect time..
Good to hear! how was your day?
>never been called that before
Well you claim yourself to be all the time!
Sounds comfy, what are you playing?
That makes sense I guess, at least there weren't more deaths
Yeah mine was a fat fuck, Im a shit at dirivng but he passed me anwyays so I can learn
I wouldn't really know about that. Never watched it.
It's not even Asuka anymore.
Space station 13. Shit's fun but complicated at times
>hand loves you
Just take it slow and you'll find someone, don't worry.
I wanted to use the bathroom. Took me 10 mins to reach there. Had a bit more to drink. My grammar skills were that of a fifth grader, I lie in bed, but I didn't want to sleep. Tried to get up, but bed's tractor beams have me on lock...Slept.
>calm ya shit
Not a whole lot, had a few drinks myself, played a lot of Overwatch, not a bad day overall!
Yeah, It's 4:22 here.
I plan on pulling an all-nighter.
>The tits can't be too big otherwise they're gross. Never understood why people want them to be monsters. Galko isn't that bad IMO
I've been hearing shit like this for the past 4 years.
I've never heard people say that years ago.
Where is all this talk of boobs being "disgusting" coming from?
People are calling anything above B cup "disgusting" or "way too big".
Is it just a meme I don't know about?
Came back just to say
I would ship with you if you didnt want Yuno anymore, although im already in a 3 way ship... kek
You should be sleeping, man....
psh yuno is salty as fuck, plus yuno throws temper tantrums.
the ship can end I GUESS
froggo is the new ship, all hail new ship.
Have a beard, grumpy pants.
Pretty sweet, went for a run, did some core exercise, then played vidya all day. Yours?
kek I know that but I've never been referred to as idol by someone else.
Looks like we're all staying up late tonight.
More time to kill tanks and the people inside them.
the weirdest thing that has ever given me a boner
yes it is lol you can still kinda see it. i'm planning on making them into a gif to see the progression from cute tsun to horrifying conglomerate of birdlike beasts
>mfw 60 dreams deep
i love you more Jenny-kun!
oy back off
>unless you wanna fuck with pic related
I'm rather curious how you're still managing to make it through the captcha.
>pulled from google image persom
AJAJAjAJAJ aint foolin me
Damn son I was rektin with dva with my friends earlier
ayy I have a beard irl das wassup
kek sounds like you had a nice drunk experience. At least you didn't get sick! haha, how much did you drink?
ooooo whats that?
He needs it, he's a grumpy puss
Yeah, at least. That was pretty much the last thing I expected to happen today.
This ship will never sink.
Maybe that's a sign it might be time to catch some sleep lol
dear god what have i caused?
YES SHIP THE SINK FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SHIP IT
Yuno is free at last... kek
Good luck on your search for a new ship friend!
This isnt a sick joke?
Will you still be here when i am sober...
Oh shit dude! D.Va is by far my best hero. I also like Roadhog and Winston.
Nah. There's just a size when it gets too much. I'd say after like an E or something.
She's gone at this point
Don't know how to explain it but a game where everyone is on a spacestation with jobs and shit happens
All good. Talking to bros and got a dog high. Lol on with this story
Friend was in 8th and with his bros at the time. They were at friend's house and found a blunt and were like "hey yall wanna smoke?" Was like yeah and hit it. Was around 4:15 pm on a school day and his bros were walking high as shit. Nigga decided that he needed to shit and did it on someone's yard right there. Needed something to wipe and his ass thought it was a good idea to grab a beer bottle and shove the neck up his ass to wipe it. After this we laughed too hard to remeber what happened lol
Woah! I wish I had that sort of excersise during my days, all I did today was move some couches and drink kek
Well yeah, I'd imagine "plane crashing close to me" to be pretty far down the list haha, but at least you weren't hurt
I fuckin love allah ackbaring niggas with her mech
>mfw Im free form the ship
Did the bunny anon really give up so fast?
i will never wear protection. who would want protection from pic related?
but but but i love her
>even 65 dreams deep
Here's doggo passed out
Actually I shouldn't play WoT.
I don't want to wake up the other people who like to sleep.
WoT will be in the morning though.
Along with a piece of the pound of lasagna I "won".
>the great thing about going up against the same tank I'm in is that I know the weakspots
The letter rating is different all over the world.
Could you post an Iowa with your maximum size limit?
That was fun guys. Can't wait for the image limit to take it all away.
Right?! I saved a game by detonating right as the enemy's payload was about to get to our base and wiped them all out.
>4 way ship
Shinoa would have a blast.
It feels great. lel moving couches can provide some gains.
I woke up and realized, I finished the whole bottle. I knew I surpassed my limit. It was fun though. I know I won't finish my current one.
You know how it is....