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Waifu Claiming Thread
>Dio loves lolicocks
The rules are simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Insult other waifu
>Insult Dio
>Dio is the worst claim you could make
>Pretend you're normal and discuss stuff
>Keep ERP, RP and suggestive themes to a minimum
>Don't be gay
Most Important: Get drunk
Iowa claim
Yuno claim
still drunk, feelin hella gud
jenny claim
![6ce90a508e072d4873b07dbe6d4a6b46[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/SqHNtK1.jpg "6ce90a508e072d4873b07dbe6d4a6b46[2].jpg")
>>683222032
It has tits and an arse, some freaks will fap to anything with those "specifications."
Mami claim
>>683221967
The forehead and thigh gap are the two main reasons, but yes, technically Rory is a loli. Body of a 13 year old in the manga.
Best edition of the thread.
Rory claimed
>>683222078
Thank you kindly, handsome.
>Don't be gay
I only read the last two words.
You will not escape
Dio-sama...
>>683221967
>>683221942
>>683221900
They're not great, they're disgusting filthy wretch. Nothing more than virtual poison, abominations.
>>683221963
yeeee boi
>>683220986
Youre so cute <3
>tsuyu
I love my thread
>>683222078
the horrifying dream beast conglomerate formerly known as Asuka claimed!
>>683221312
heartily <3 (GET IT)
>>683221640
this one is at 42. they are starting to take longer and keep crashing the page lol
>>683221854
in the name of science!
>>683221700
Nice
>>683221795
Goondnight! sleep well :)
>>683221854
Comrade! My nights been pretty good. same ol same ol. How about yours? and last night? haha
>>683221963
>US BB-61
Hey bb
Also claiming
>>683221436
topkek, he's fuckin gone.
>>683221623
Where else besides Japan?
>>683221132
Yo, what's up Koko?
>Best idol cclaimed
>>683222078
>Dio loves lolicock
>>683222318
Oh my, loli cock? It's worse than i thought!
>Shizuru get!
>If dubs, ship Dio with a loli edition!
>>683222078
It was you, spike, wasn't it?
Who else would be so cowardly as to impersonate me?
more judy
Nighty Night, love you all
Canaan claimed.
>>683221132
Hey there, Koko
>>683221483
I give up...
>>683221623
DO IT
An R32 in the US ain't gonna be cheap though.
>>683222325
You too <3
>>683222450
I did this, but none of the other stuff. I only impersonate Syndra because they love it.
You remain unworthy
![039F4B0A8[3].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/BxTuEbc.jpg "039F4B0A8[3].jpg")
>>683222450
Be honest here Dio, how many gigabytes have you used for storing your lolicock stash?
>>683222224
woah
>>683222233
sup nig
>>683222282
kek
>>683222318
I didn't say they were great! but if your down with that I ain't judging
>>683222257
That's one well developed 13 year old. Jeez. Lol
>>683222572
Nigga I dont know shit about cars
>>683222250
>her face
>
Judy did 9/11
>>683222572
C-Can I kiss you?
Claiming best girlie!
Lurking mode: Active
![3557050_1406519122642.92res_300_300[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GuvCg7T.jpg "3557050_1406519122642.92res_300_300[2].jpg")
>>683222486
Nightie-nights
>>683222572
>can't find any near me ever
plus it wouldn't even be a daily driver which is what would be the heartbreaking part.
I'm crying over here with my friend's story of his first high
>>683222679
Yo bra, pretty drunk rigjt now, how are ya?
>>683222824
Oh jesus lord
>>683222702
Your anime is inferior
Bow before the new Queen
>>683222440
>loli cock
Oh hell no
>>683222430
Hows it goin idol? all good things I hope?
>>683222486
Goodnight! Sleep well :)
>>683222572
Hey! Hows it goin man?
>>683222637
>because they love it
I feel indifferent
>>683222627
NIGGER I FUCKING MADE THAT
ENJOY IT WHILE IT LASTS
>>683222318
at least you got some great taste dio.
>>683222422
What's up ol' koko
>>683222224
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>683222422
Oh hey koko what's up?
Shinoa
>>683222819
Yuno I need to confess that I love you
>>683222971
>because they love it
by they I mean Syndra.
Claimed. (The one on the left.)
Damn right it is. That's how I passed school.(kinda)
>>683222422
It's going good, drinking a bit as well. Last night was very interesting......
>>683222805
Share it mang
>>683222819
>drunk rigjt now
I can tell! whats the occasion? lol
>>683223102
NO I DONT NEED MORE LOVERS
>>683223182
CaneloKhan fight nigga, that was some GOOD shit, khan got BTFO
Did someone say ylyl?
>no
well TOO FUCKING BAD
>>683223026
Breasts are one of the most important things that fuel my hatred towards lolis, althought of course they are not the only thing that defines a waifu.
Such as galko
Galko has cowtits, but she's disgusting as fuck
fucking ugly shit
god I hate galko
god damn
>>683222945
lost
>>683223237
>>683223102
>shipping
>>683220390
>>683223237
I have a crazy tongue <3
![Mami-Tomoe-image-mami-tomoe-36609311-296-450[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/56UgZEr.jpg "Mami-Tomoe-image-mami-tomoe-36609311-296-450[1].jpg")
Gonna go to sleep now. Good night my friends! (and Dio, you loli freak)
This whole thread is b8
>>683223171
>>683223026
Nothin much, just hangin out as per usual, how bout you?
>>683223046
Doin pretty good. How bout you?
>>683223117
Of course
>>683223156
>last night was interesting
I want details! Last thing I said to you, I think, was "are you gonna have another?"
>>683223313
oh piss off, being shipped to you is bad enough
>>683222694
I can tell.
>>683222728
Please do. c:
>>683222789
No local importers either?
>>683222971
Today was pretty boring until I found out that a bush plane crashed in a neighborhood near my apartment. Not even fucking kidding.
>>683223460
>
>>683223296
>>683223336
>>683223563
Youre so sweet
I love you
>>683223026
The school part was meant for you.
>>683223156
>>683223563
I dunno how I passed my driving test but I did
I always see spike's rules about Dio, but he mentions Dio pretty often.
I've just found a connection
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bfk8IGIB8Co
>>683223563
>local importers
im a NEET, how am i supposed to do this?
>>683223515
shhh its not that bad. <3
>>683222971
Thanks, everything has been pretty good as of late. How about you?
>idol
Never been called that before, kek I like it.
>>683223718
Nice sleep schedule.
>>683223255
The tits can't be too big otherwise they're gross. Never understood why people want them to be monsters. Galko isn't that bad IMO.
>>683223469
Playing a bit of games and chatting that's about it.
>>683223799
kek.
>mfw 50 dreams deep
>>683223343
Goodnight! Sleep well :)
>>683223563
A bush plane? and that sounds pretty crazy, was anyone hurt?
>>683223872
THIS MAKES HELL LOOK LIKE HEAVEN
I wanna bee shipped guys
Ive been secretly.jqlous
Injust want to be loved
>frog
>>683223936
As I've said, it's not just about the tits.
It's everything about galko, god damn I hate her.
>>683223646
stahp! I'm scared
>>683223979
I can't even tell what that is anymore
>>683223832
I see no connection there
related:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGwAbN6D5-k
>>683223872
kys
stop with the unwanted shipping.
Evening everyone. Late Yuuki claim
>>683224150
Jenny i need you 2 kno that i jave liked you 4 a while
>frog
>>683224254
Yuuki! Im drunk, whats gud??
>>683224150
D-don't be scared, I'm sorry.
>He bought the bluff
>Thank god
>I ran out of eyeballing pictures
>>683224068
you can ship with me
Yuno hates being shipped with me
fucking salty cunt
>>683224235
>>683224016
same fag
>>683223756
Love you too~
>>683223808
To be fair, most drivers tests are pretty easy.
>>683223988
http://www.abc15.com/news/region-west-valley/surprise/small-plane-crashes-in-surprise-neighborhood
Only the two on the plane apparently.
>>683224484
>samefag
faggot
>>683224519
Yourelike an angel
You came to me.at the perfect time..
<3
>>683223899
Good to hear! how was your day?
>never been called that before
Well you claim yourself to be all the time!
>>683223936
Sounds comfy, what are you playing?
>>683224519
That makes sense I guess, at least there weren't more deaths
>>683224441
the quads aint good
AYYYYY
>>683224484
kys anyways
>>683224519
Yeah mine was a fat fuck, Im a shit at dirivng but he passed me anwyays so I can learn
>>683224110
I wouldn't really know about that. Never watched it.
>>683223979
It's not even Asuka anymore.
>>683224727
Space station 13. Shit's fun but complicated at times
>>683224068
>hand loves you
Just take it slow and you'll find someone, don't worry.
>>683224748
oy vey no quads for me
>>683223469
I wanted to use the bathroom. Took me 10 mins to reach there. Had a bit more to drink. My grammar skills were that of a fifth grader, I lie in bed, but I didn't want to sleep. Tried to get up, but bed's tractor beams have me on lock...Slept.
>>683224484
Ill love you forever ;^;
>frog
>>683224068
I thought everyone loved you, Froggo.
>>683224753
>calm ya shit
>>683224441
Not a whole lot, had a few drinks myself, played a lot of Overwatch, not a bad day overall!
>>683223908
Yeah, It's 4:22 here.
I plan on pulling an all-nighter.
>>683223936
>The tits can't be too big otherwise they're gross. Never understood why people want them to be monsters. Galko isn't that bad IMO
I've been hearing shit like this for the past 4 years.
I've never heard people say that years ago.
Where is all this talk of boobs being "disgusting" coming from?
People are calling anything above B cup "disgusting" or "way too big".
Is it just a meme I don't know about?
>>683224519
>>683224702
Came back just to say
>Shipped
>>683224484
I would ship with you if you didnt want Yuno anymore, although im already in a 3 way ship... kek
>>683224990
No :(
Doyou?
>frog
>>683224990
You should be sleeping, man....
>>683225122
psh yuno is salty as fuck, plus yuno throws temper tantrums.
the ship can end I GUESS
>>683224982
froggo is the new ship, all hail new ship.
>>683223515
Have a beard, grumpy pants.
>Shizuru
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYD1FUdB0bc
Dio=DEAD
>>683224304
i like everyone
>>683224727
Pretty sweet, went for a run, did some core exercise, then played vidya all day. Yours?
kek I know that but I've never been referred to as idol by someone else.
>>683225430
But robot i ove gou
>>683224990
Looks like we're all staying up late tonight.
>>683225092
More time to kill tanks and the people inside them.
>>683224150
the weirdest thing that has ever given me a boner
>>683224799
checked
yes it is lol you can still kinda see it. i'm planning on making them into a gif to see the progression from cute tsun to horrifying conglomerate of birdlike beasts
>mfw 60 dreams deep
>>683225430
i love you more Jenny-kun!
>>683225525
oy back off
>unless you wanna fuck with pic related
>>683225525
I'm rather curious how you're still managing to make it through the captcha.
>>683225056
>pulled from google image persom
AJAJAjAJAJ aint foolin me
>>683225068
Damn son I was rektin with dva with my friends earlier
>>683225304
ayy I have a beard irl das wassup
>>683224962
kek sounds like you had a nice drunk experience. At least you didn't get sick! haha, how much did you drink?
>>683224799
ooooo whats that?
>>683225304
He needs it, he's a grumpy puss
>>683225122
I'll ship with you if frog doesn't want me.
>>683225635
Its really hard i thiught a salad wa s a tree
>>683224702
<3
>>683224727
Yeah, at least. That was pretty much the last thing I expected to happen today.
>>683224753
I guess.
>>683225122
This ship will never sink.
>>683225635
Also very curious.
>>683225728
I want you <3
>>683225729
Maybe that's a sign it might be time to catch some sleep lol
>>683225525
>>683225634
dear god what have i caused?
YES SHIP THE SINK FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SHIP IT
>>683225302
Yuno is free at last... kek
Good luck on your search for a new ship friend!
>>683225760
This isnt a sick joke?
Will you still be here when i am sober...
>>683225654
Oh shit dude! D.Va is by far my best hero. I also like Roadhog and Winston.
>>683225092
Nah. There's just a size when it gets too much. I'd say after like an E or something.
>>683225634
She's gone at this point
>>683225727
Don't know how to explain it but a game where everyone is on a spacestation with jobs and shit happens
>>683223182
>>683223469
All good. Talking to bros and got a dog high. Lol on with this story
Friend was in 8th and with his bros at the time. They were at friend's house and found a blunt and were like "hey yall wanna smoke?" Was like yeah and hit it. Was around 4:15 pm on a school day and his bros were walking high as shit. Nigga decided that he needed to shit and did it on someone's yard right there. Needed something to wipe and his ass thought it was a good idea to grab a beer bottle and shove the neck up his ass to wipe it. After this we laughed too hard to remeber what happened lol
Shinoa
>>683225480
Woah! I wish I had that sort of excersise during my days, all I did today was move some couches and drink kek
>>683225760
Well yeah, I'd imagine "plane crashing close to me" to be pretty far down the list haha, but at least you weren't hurt
>>683225872
Robot pld
>>683225910
I fuckin love allah ackbaring niggas with her mech
>>683225849
THERE WAS A REALLY CLOSE UP ORANGE JUICE
>mfw Im free form the ship
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhnUgAaea4M
>>683226055
>street signs
Did the bunny anon really give up so fast?
disappointing
>>683226055
...alright. And then?
>>683225872
i will never wear protection. who would want protection from pic related?
>>683225928
but but but i love her
>even 65 dreams deep
>>683225938
Here's doggo passed out
>>683225552
Actually I shouldn't play WoT.
I don't want to wake up the other people who like to sleep.
WoT will be in the morning though.
Along with a piece of the pound of lasagna I "won".
>the great thing about going up against the same tank I'm in is that I know the weakspots
>>683225928
The letter rating is different all over the world.
Could you post an Iowa with your maximum size limit?
That was fun guys. Can't wait for the image limit to take it all away.
>>683226163
>Select all squares with street signs
>It's a fucking plant
>>683226044
Right?! I saved a game by detonating right as the enemy's payload was about to get to our base and wiped them all out.
>>683225122
>4 way ship
Shinoa would have a blast.
>>683225973
It feels great. lel moving couches can provide some gains.
>>683225727
I woke up and realized, I finished the whole bottle. I knew I surpassed my limit. It was fun though. I know I won't finish my current one.
>>683226187
You know how it is....
>>683226237
>my wrists
>select them
>>683225905
I'll still be here
SUH FROG
>>683225898
won't be tOOOO hard niggy
Yuno has always been free i just like fucking with yuno
>upset yuno is funny
>hotaru
>>683226292
i need to learn how to webm cause I captuired the moment I elimiated 8 things
>yuno
>>683225905
I mean, I'm tired and I'm probably gonna go to bed soon. But I'll probably be on tomorrow night. c:
>>683225973
Yeah, at least. How was your day?
>Canan
>>683225728
Let me know if it doesnt work out for you friend, Im here for ya :)
>>683226300
Your telling me... kek
>Milinda
>>683226300
Yes I would
