Waifu Claiming Thread
>Dry Dock edition
The rules are simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Insult other waifu
>Pretend you're normal and discuss stuff
>Keep ERP, RP and suggestive themes to a minimum
>Don't be gay
Most Important: Get drunk
I had one like that earlier that had a flower in a bunch of green. Clicked the flower and it accepted it. 10/10 would street sign again.
>Don't be gay
If there's one thing a faggot loves, it's a good joke.
>don't be gay
Half of you niggs are gay
>Half of you niggs are gay
Still waiting for the Michael Bay reboot.
Kinda getting there.
then skype me frog
I can invite you to the convo with me and yuno
>and you can help me bother yuno
You can do more than watch you know.
The horrifying conglomerate of lovecraftian horrors formerly known as Asuka
>67 dreams deep
I try not to save ones that are too big but probably a good bit bigger than this.
kek, i know exactly how that would open. Dear god...
>Some people are born into this world
>others are... Made
>still waiting for 69
I aggreee, ship the sink
So its like a role playing one? I dig
You got a dog high? and what in the fuck? haha, even high I've never thought of using a bottle neck as a wiper lol
That it can, although the doorways were fuckin small as hell so it was tough getting it out kek
you finished the whole bottle? Last you told me you made one drink that night! haha
My day was ight, moved some couches then drank and watched animu's lel. what are you up too besides posting?
Forgot my smug Dio pic
But of course, Milk. But self restraint is a virtue.
>You're giving them ideas
I'LL 69 YOU JENNY-KUN
>also 69 dreams deep
How would that even work? I don't even know how this one works kek.
Aye Aye captain .
That's always so goddamn annoying, gotta twist and turn like crazy.
>Best idol claimed
I'm not gay
Bothering Yuno is pretty fun, I'll admit
Yeah, it just went down south really quick. Hey I finished a bottle, so that's a plus right?
I swear I nail the enemy Tiger I/Tiger II ammo rack with 75% success if I aim it right.
For a minute I was thinking that you were one of "those" people who put a retarded size limit on what's "disgusting".
The bigger the better, IMO
>Bothering Yuno is pretty fun
Ah fuck you!
Canaan claimed, gonna get some sleep real soon.
Captchas have always been broken...
This just proves it even more.
Looking for new coilovers for my 240. Decided I'm gonna keep it after all, work on it some more and make it to my liking.
Beretta PX4's are nice little pistols though...
It just never ends, does it?
Milinda claim. Im actually going to bed this time...
We dont need to understand it, just accept it <3
Goodnight my beautiful Idol ;)
shit, you're right
YOU CAN'T FUCK A ROBOT
I aggree fullheatedly my fellow nig
Drink up tsuzu
I know right? we had to lift it super high then wiggle it through the door
i have discord
>im not gay
bothering yuno is always fun
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
IM DRUNK ENOUGH TO TRY ANYTHING! I WILL EVOLVE AN APPENDAGE TO FUCK A ROBOT
>73 dreams deep
Nice trips fag. It's kind of a role playing game I guess.
No don't worry about that. I like big tits but there is just a point where it gets too big.
STOP RIGHT THERE
Just one more time, then it won't happen again for an extremely long time. I don't drink alcohol, but for today why not?
I'VE ALWAYS BEEN NICE TO YOU, or just i didn't talk to you before i dont fuggin remember
whats telegram i'll get whatever to talk to new people that shits fun nigg
>i keep almost accidentally posting a underwear picture of myself lmfao, dont be surprised if that happens
Dude if you downed a whole bottle last night thats major props haha,
Well it is! I schlick to it everytime
Nice! I'f I had the know-how I'd try to make my pathfinder a lot better, but I don't :( lol
Goodnight milinda! Sleep well :)
I love being automatically good at trajectory in games like that, helps a ton.
I'd give up my chance at wizardhood for you.
I admire your confidence mate.
>>i keep almost accidentally posting a underwear picture of myself lmfao, dont be surprised if that happens
How hard are you trying right now.
Sure thing. Everyone around here love you. Don't let the world bring you down too much, as hard as that can be.
2%? why 2%?
I dig those, I'll have to check it out....fag
>but for today why not?
thats me everyday kek, and hey, if you got it drink it man
Well shit, that's flattering.
>That filename isn't true
>That's a running joke I do
>I'm sorry if I mislead you
Oh. Must have missed that joke. No problem lol
Im sorry, but your muscles are so water starved it isn't funny. Definition /= prefection.
Explains so much.
You took my advice! Holy damn! Travel forwards with confidence!
Froggy is getting plastered
It's on the byond client if you want to find it.
>Time ti die
Sorry I'm not a hippy, I don't like those kinda shirts
well i am a conglomerate of lovcraftian horrors ;)
when you comin over girl? i'm evolving new appendages for your shiny metal ass
I know I won't finish this one. (Hopefully.)
I suppose my "limit" is when they're so big you can't do anything with them.
I think that we're thinking about the same thing though.
I'm pretty good at leading targets, I'd say.
The Germans also have the best accuracy in the game.
I personally like to be close-quarters and covering my lower Glacis plate with the hull of a dead tank.
It pretty much makes the Tiger II unbeatable from the front.
Most of the time you won't have that advantage, so you need to be good with angles and sidescraping.
It's fine, it's impossible to catch on to for most eyes. Really I'm the one to blame for making it so dark and with no hint of sarcasm.
How's your night going?
i can jerk off at any tits i want!
HARD AS FUCK.
ASS WE CAN.
eh, im just tired and it happens to be in the same folder as my hotaru collection.
how do i find the telegram like account name?
THE STRUGGLE OF THE SPANKING.
ASS WE CAN
Because you're cute and a nice person. c:
Yeah, lol It's still not gonna be cheap though. Gonna start off with a new suspension for the thing, coilovers again and hopefully ones that are nowhere near as fucking stiff as the ones I have on now. Then a bigger turbo, forged engine internals for higher boost pressure, a new ECU tune (Thankfully the original owner that did the KA24 to SR20 conversion installed an aftermarket ECU, which makes dyno tuning a lot easier)... The list goes on and on, and by the end of it it'll probably cost me about as much as a stock Subie but it should be a lot faster and handle a lot better if I do it all right.
Not too bad. Just a little bored.
Just sorta watching the drunk waifus go off. No idea where all this is headed. Probably ERP.
Ya pretty much. So long as they aren't actual monsters I'm fine.
Papi stop this.
Ye, I used byond only for SS13 though.
Sakura is the cutest
You're simply to sweet for words <3
Sleep well Milinda!
If only all that struggle wasn't necessary. it's a new trick every time.
The byond client? whats that?
Well if you don't finish it tonight, that just means you got tomorrow night too! haha
Try it nub
Not gonna google that fam
Not with me around
I remember saying something about my Dallas sleep trip. Did you ever respond to it before I left? Was getting good since you and I finally talk lol
Yes. She went into my friends garage and passed out on the couch lol and thief nigga was dumb for shoving a beer bottle up his ass. So what's up koko?
Very very good. Any new ships onto port that I miss while gone?
And what's with the duo loving loli thing? Saw yall saying he loves lolis. How much did I miss?
I call top.
I feel bad that the most I can relate to this is my time in battlefields 2 and 3, like I said a while back I kicked ass in those tanks but its probably nothing like WoT.
>i'm evolving new appendages
oh god, is that normal?
Is mirai here?
That's good to hear, buddy.
Considering you frequently go to the gym, you can have it. I'm not stopping you.
how come you always figure me out?!
MITCH JONES THE FUCKING LAW
also i fucked up its 1%
were u at bitch nigga, ill cut u swer me mum
OOHHH NO YOU DONT WE ALREADY CONFIRM SHIP SANKED
I don't even remember you talking about that, when was it?
Ah! Didn't realize it. Probably, we'll see....
Cause you always try to lewd these threads.
is any of this normal?
>43 dreams deep everything seems to be so reasonable
oooohhh fuuuuck haha, that sounds kickass, I was just more talking about general repairs, but your car sounds like its gonna be a beast when your done with it :D
Exactly, couches have a mind of their own. So what are your up too man? other than posting :P
FUCK HOW MUCH DID I MISS?! I WAS GONE FOR 3 HOURS
Around late 11pm to midnight. It was about the best sleep is when you "sleep for 10 seconds when an hour passed" thing. Said that you slept through the sounds of an ambulance when sleeping in the back
Ayy welcome back! How you been?
Sounds like a plan, handsome.
It's going well, just hanging out right now. Watching a behind the scenes for some practical effects for The Thing. Cool stuff.
currently doing it ;)
ayy girl ;) i wanna hit dat ass
i'm sorry i have a hyperactive sex drive >.<
sorry i just love them titties!!!
ok. how was your birthday
relax. How are you?
Message me whenever. c:
Yeah, hopefully. Probably not gonna have it 100% done for quite some time though.
I'm going to bed. Goodnight everyone.
Oh right right, I remember telling you about that story but I don't remember you saying anything after it.
There's a reason I'm on 4chan at 3am on a sunday.
honestly too fucked up to be reasonable.
i dont want you to be upset with me so i'm going to split before i try and split you ;) <3Tomo+Papi
your filenames holy kek
No, it really is a different game.
I'm assuming you don't have an XBone, right?
I still love big though.
Was a blast! What have you been up to?
Sleep comfy and take care.
Sounds like thief nigga needs to get dropped lol
FUCK YOUR FUCKING MITCH JONES YOU WHORE
cum find me bitch nigga. Bay area all day
Well unless you save it for somethin! Which Captain morgan isn't the nicest so I'd just drink it :P
Nope, ps3 and a pc are the systems I've got.
I'd be passed out right now if I hadn't taken that cold shower.
Perks of having no hot water but wanting to take a shower really badly.
>Glad you're here on 4chan at 3am with me
Good night, Anon.
>There's a reason I'm on 4chan at 3am on a sunday
That pretty much sums up my life.
But without the breast obsession part.
>Hide and seek
Queer, fite me like man
None that I'm aware of captain. I think he was set up.
Not sure, could be lurking. Never know.
The demon spawns of the living room. Looking for good music while I binge on water. You?
Yay someone said hello! Hello :D
Oh trips confirms
Been too long
Really? Long story short, family drove up to dallas for family reunion when I was 12-13 and closed my eyes for a few seconds and we where there. Said they were loud in the car since I was knocked the fuck out from an all-nighter I pulled
Fuck I meant this nigga and not thief. Sorry
How so? And Oh hohoho~
hey shizuru i, just woke up and i feel pretty bad
how are you?
Just got back to comp :D
I still don't know Gasai at all
I knew this thread needed more
I have Bacardí, it tastes nice. It's a possibility that I'll save it. 50/50 jaja
Thats a cute crossbow, my little cousins got one just like it
I can see that, and goodnight man! Sleep well :)
Slightly sick. Just watching all these drunk and horny waifus losing their minds. Interesting stuff, i guess.
If people would stop bringing them up.
I can't even take a shower if the water isn't hot, like really hot, I just love hot water showers too much.
>Glad you're here on 4chan at 3am with me
Nigga das gay.
Yup, same here.
Nice, I fall asleep in the car all the time when I'm not driving.
You gotta calm down bud.
and that's cool bro. Just as long as you know there is a limit
Yah, sorry about that. My internet at home is shit but luckily I'm not Home!
It's been a while, hey whitey!
Out of booze so cant get drunk
>dream of me
>93 dreams deep
Thing is, I love hot showers. I just really wanted to take a shower.
I yelped quite a bit.
>nigga das gay
Shiettt, nigga im gay
The smug thread needs and the one it deserves. Wanna tell me about this loli loving dio thing? Cause I was talking with friends getting a dog high
Same but if it's an area I know we're heading too, I just feel it amd wake up just before the next turn
Nah it's fine. Welcome back!
Don't see normies here
Meet me up then in the middle, name the place and time nicka
what are you even saying? SPEAK ENGRISH
>binge on water
do you go great periods without water that you need to binge on it? kek and what have you found so far?
Bet he's still a thief, niggas always thief'n
Bacardi is good! That was my drink of choice till I found out I could get two bottles of kinds bay for the price of one bottle Bacardi. although I wouldn't recommend Kings bay haha
I can't promise that it will be for long though, I'm supposed to be sleeping lol
It is! I don't plan to try any other. Kings bay sounds too rough for me. Jaja
WHERE YOUR GOD NOW
CANT SHIP THE YUNO
meet me in the projects nigga, its go time
Some poster with the same files, not sure though. Kek we'll find out tomorrow.
How's it going m8?
Ha, kinda like that. Didn't drink any at all today and it'll mess up my muscles if I don't.
some world of tanks and panzermadels
This is getting intense
Dio admitted that he likes loli in the last thread, and yaoi in this one.
>Pretty sure it was an imposter fucking with him
We might have a slight addiction.
>5:25 AM here
Creeping in yo house. Stealing yo shit and yo bitch
Are you tired? Lol got any smugs?
One day mi amigo. One day
I think everything is good, just laying in bed unable to sleep.
I dig it, haha, i've been good, how bout you?
>out of booze
NORMIES FUCK OFF MY BOARD