Waifu claiming thread
>luthier copypasta edition
Hear are the fucking rules
>claim your fucking waifu
>post pics of said waifu
>husbandos are allowed
>bitches luv frying pans
>ignore that last one
>Read the rule after this
>Ingore the rule before thus
True Lewd Neo Claimed
No more fucking scamers in waifu thread pls
Hell yeah there are, you can never truly please everybody. In my opinion yes, I do it all the time, but the reason I do it is to keep everything organized, I like everybody below me to only own one title of each rank, so since I'm currently an emperor all the kings below me only one their one kingdom, one duchy, and one county, that way they stay weak enough for me to wipe them out if they try and revolt but powerful enough so that if any of their vassals revolt they can take care of it. I also like all of my dukes and kings to be of my dynasty so they're less likely to declare war on each other and gain too much power, but the assholes are always marrying other counts or dukes so their children end up having both titles and I have to constantly revoke and reorganize shit so it stays they way its supposed to be.
Nope, no toppings.
Do you have any milkshakes?
If you say so.
Pistol grip pump on my lap at all times
Pistol grip pump on my lap at all times
Pistol grip pump on my lap at all times
They can be fucking with other niggas shit, but they cant be fucking with mine.
I always enjoy seeing this honestly
at some point I'll finish those last three hours for the full 20 hours kek
ok the thing is it's about adaptation
in my mind it's like one of those settler colonies in the wild west, braving the storms and harsh conditions for the reward of a new environment.
>If dubs, enough ships to start a navy
Ah, so you too know endless suffering.
Yeah, we both live in shitty areas and nowhere except far North in Florida is considered pleasant.
>I love it
>You're really cool for doing this
>Glad you're still here months later after I joined
I'll be more active once I've done the dishes
I didn't realise that I had competition. I just assumed that nobody would step on my turf. Clearly I was mistaken.
I flipped my shit at the end of the season to be honest. When I saw that I nearly broke my phone. That's the worst way to solve a problem. I actually like the idea or her being mute by choice. I don't know, it makes her a lot more cute since she only smiles and kills people.
Alright boss. Just make sure you close the freezer when you're done.
Yes boss we've got milkshake. Any specific flavours? We have future-tech levels of milkshake making machines here. Or we can hand make it. Your choice.
Yay! I'll be fine atago
Geez Shizu, you're starting to look like trips guy
It seems to happen to RWBYfags a lot.
I was wondering, you guys can recommend me any good whiskeys? I'll go buy a bottle next time I end up going into town
>Kagami is a qt
you know what I mean
I'm a visionary
anal colonies will be the future
you might want to save this one too kek
Indeed, at least we can relate and not suffer alone.
>Don't mention it, lovely.
>Glad you like it
No idea, there's the lewd one and the one that gives out free dairy.
Hello there, beautiful.
Nah. I just try for dubs at the start of threads for giggles.
Should i stop? Don't think i want to look like trips guy... That's his turf.
Wild Turkey American Honey.
>Megumin is a qt
thanks, what happens to be the main ingredients in it?
>no dubs rattle
That looks like it takes a lot of work. The only time I played I pissed off my council and I didn't know how to strip people from their titles. You are pretty pro.
A slow first is still a first :^)
If lewd Neo stays, you'll have to share, but lewd anons rarely stay
runnin out of blank cds.
I bought 50. might have to buy some more.
>/waifu/ meme folder
I just puked a little
>anal colonies will be the future
I mean, if you say so.
Ackshual Waifu Question:
Does you're waifu have siblings?
>1 younger brother
>1 younger niece
Had a good session in my DnD game, got to murder some zombies
My thoughts exactly.
Hello Sanya. How are you?
Uuhh... What did we put in it?
A little bit of love,
A little bit of hugs,
A sprinkle of raisins,
>you'll have to share
I will gladly start an uprising. I already have enough people who witness me as the real Dairy Queen.
Fucking. Jealous. I played one game of DnD and it was a complete mess.
Shit guys, I gotta go.
I'll be back in a couple hours.
Playing some star wars battlefront. Been such a long time since I last played. It's great! How are you? Are you enjoying owari no seraph?
Its a shitload of work and I only ever do it every few characters and only when their at their peak so I know I'll be able to deal with any revolts that come, but when you're ocd like me its worth it. I learned pretty much everything from that video series, everything else was just experimenting.
Nice. Fun stuff.
Yeah. I was skeptical at first too. However, it's so smooth. First thing I ever got drunk on. It has a mild honey taste, and is sticky like honey. So no spilly. It's really fucking tasty though.
1 brother, though he's practically disowned by the family and so doesn't show up in the series.
and shizubro lands the dubs!
this is glorious
yo you didn't answer me how are you feeling? Besides the dick not working
>he doesn't have a folder full of the freshest meems
what are you doing dude
hey man think about it like this
we're running out of space on earth, right? We might as well live inside each other and turn into self sustaining beings
ayy glad you had fun
and welcome back
An older sister and a younger sister
You just got to find a good group
Had a nice time, starting to do find out what crazy demon thing is building robots and might destroy everything.
I have yet to start watching it. I'm gonna start tonight sometime with a friend, I'll get back to you on it tomorrow.
I'm fine, just kinda chillin'. Days off are so great...
Also I'm sorry if I'm not answering to everyone, playing overwatch so checking the thread inbetween games
>Glad you're still here by the way
Happens to the best of us.
I feel like I've already told you this, but I recommend:
Glenmorangie 10 Years
Lagavulin 16 Years (very smoky)
The Glenlivet 18 Years
Alright~ I'll give it a shot!
>If I ever find it. my liquor shop is filled with wine kek
We'll hold onto the milkshake for you.
Fuck off Guv'nark m8.
No matter how much you explain.
I always think "Why?"
Hey Tats, doing good i guess~ How about you?
Indeed she does.
We had two Ruby claimers for about a month or two, don't know if you were around to see it.
mandatory cc claim
pc is slowing down
cant talk much
steam hates me
Well. My girlfriend is in a shit mood and won't tell me what's wrong, like always. All this relationship ever is is drama and bullshit and her not trusting me with anything.
She's had a shitty life up until now but I can only make excuses for her for so long.
I'm tired of this and I'm tired of wasting time in this relationship when apparently all I do is make her feel small or like shit.
I do everything in my power to try and make her happy, and besides two jobs taking up my life believe it or not I would like some time to myself but no, not with her. Shes an annoying ball of nerves amd overemotional bs that is always right and I am always wrong and It makes me feel like shit.
I want to break up but even now with our situation thats hard.
Everything about this is just dragging my life into a dark abyss and I've come to the point where Im backed against a wall and would rather just fucking kill myself
>Inb4 just end it
>Its not that easy its a fucked up situation
>what are you doing dude
Not being a cancerous fuck, you should try it sometime.
Fake ass Neos in my thread
I'm the real Chosen One
>doesn't check my dubdubs
Never was a fan. Champagne? Yeah, it's alright. Wine? No thanks. What about you?
Top tier music
Single child probably
no problem qt
one whole syndra?
is it just be or did bread speed up by a lot?
Glad you're having fun, buddy.
It's all good, take your time.
Why does your computer dislike your so much?
Sorry that's been happening to you, friend. Sometimes people like that just need patience, I'm sure you're doing all you can to try and make it work. Women are just confusing as all hell.
Oh my god, I love the color lol I'll definitely buy it if I find it~
Thanks a lot!
I never liked it.. Such a shame that the only liquor store I know is filled with these
>he doesn't have a folder full of the freshest meems
You should consider following his actions. I only save this putrid shit because I have to.
Actually got a giggle from me
I am shit at relationship ship advice, so I'm not going to try much
No siblings, only a hot mom
>I will gladly start an uprising.
I'd be in!
>You are still THE Neo
I should really watch that series of videos. Even though I'm bad at focusing on too many things.
She isn't happy, she can't be happy and drags you down.
The best thing you could do is break up with her. For your own sake and health
I fail to see how saving the good moments we have here is supposed to be cancerous
Hando kun !
Glad you are still here too !
What are you doing now ?
Hello there !
How you doing ?
Dont be like tenten mate
Probably i miss that
Good to know
Love all of russia songs
Hi chen !
Gute nacht !
Curie brought me here :^)
I've seen better days. I have a few IRL problems, but I don't really want talk about them now, I'll have ample opportunity later.
I thought of going to my friends studio to practice a bit behind the drum-kit and relax a bit, I didn't find time unfortunately. I should really get my own kit some time.
Glad you're feeling alright though. Got anything planned?
Nice digits. But it is pretty cancerous.
cuz i only ever feed it bread crums that fall off my desk (im being sarcastic, i feed it electrons)
This. I agree. I have a folder for it too.
Just be prepared for a very smoky whiskey. So if you like that characteristic, go ahead and purchase a bottle.
And don't mention it. I'm always up for talking about good spirits.
>You just got to find a good group
How do I do this? The only place that does open games is a shop in town and everybody there is very elitist about it.
Thank you, thank you. Join the glorious revolution.
I appreciate any and all support. And when we win, I'll give out even more ice cream for my supporters.
Fuck off Guv'nark. Mercy is best I'm v.good at Murky.
Shit brah. It's hard to give advice here. If you wanna talk just hit me up. 'pparently I'm good at giving relationship advice considering I've never even had a long one.
Well, Syndra sacrificed herself into the mixing tub so it there is a fair bit of Syndra in it.
Sadly it only has three images from other anons in it right now. I only started it two nights ago..
Technically Nui is related
She was born in an artificial womb so not blood
So many exclamation points, damn you're adorable.
I'm just hanging out right now, just finished cleaning a bit. Thanks for asking.
Heyo there, friendo. Welcome.
Kek, nice. Sounds like it's a unappreciative cunt.
QOTT: whats the longest amount of time you can hold your breath?
2min and 14 sec
Im sorry will check
it was a joke, save whatever you want lol
man really sorry this shit is happening to you
I dont have all the pieces but maybe you should start doing for yourself instead of trying to make other people happy
whatever you do, know that you're awesome to us at least
So how is your game development going?
>get some ass for the quads
The tutorial is no help at all, I know its in Spain and everything but just ignore it until you get better at the game, playing as any Christian Spanish lord before the 1200something start is very difficult and is actually near impossible in the 769 start. The 1066 start, which I think is where the tutorial puts you, is pretty hard as well because you've got the muslims to your south and you're brothers own the kingdoms around you so unless you're able to kill them or subjugate them there's going to be constant wars between you guys since everybody has a claim on each other's titles.
The word meme is cancerous as fuck, the need to make a big thing of every joke a story and run it into the ground. Like the shitty beards, that's what is cancerous about it.
Nice. Sounds interesting.
Hi Graffie. I'm doing good. Enjoying some beer while watching a thing or two. What are you up to?
Been a long time since I've tested, but I guess around two minutes.
Hmm, i hope your problems will solve out. Or at least get better. I haven't got anything planned now, but i'll try and get something to do.
it really is
i might have to get a new one
(hard-drive problem causes it to reset one or twice a month, icba to take it apart to fix one thing)
I don't mind the taste~ Who knows, maybe that'll be my favorite characteristic~
I just checked online if my liquor store has it... They don't but I can always purchase it online
>it was a joke, save whatever you want lol
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting
THERE we go
no ones checks my trips anymore smh :^)
Like 2 minutes
Mootkins is dead and it's all our fault.
a minute and a half I think
probably cause you're a nigger
I blame google
>I can always purchase it online
That's always good. Saves you the time and effort required if you were to try and hunt it down. If you do end up enjoying the smoky and peaty notes of the whiskey, do make sure to try more Islay whiskey (crafted in the Islay area of Scotland).
I recommend getting a new one or just a desktop all together. Your laptop sounds like a piece of shit that needs to get tossed.
Hope work hasn't been too busy.
Thank you for welcoming me friendo
How are you guys doing today. should I be productive and build somethin and so my chores or just shit post and play vidya
almost out of blank cds
Hey /b/, I have a very serious problem. I’m fucking crying because of how stupid I am.
Okay, so my girlfriend was supposed to come over to my house today because I was going to go take her to a movie. She lives about 20 minutes away, and the movie we were supposed to see started at 4:15, which was in about 40 minutes. I figured “cool, I’ll just play Pokemon while I wait”.
So I’m playing Pokemon, and having a pretty damn good time. Anyway, she finally does show up, except she’s crying as she walks into my room. Instead of doing the right thing by comforting her, I half-focus on my game and her. She starts telling me her cat died, and just as she was getting into it, I get into a random encounter in my game.
A shiny pidgey. Holy shit. (For those of you who don’t know/care, shiny Pokemon have less than a 1/1,000 chance of appearing; 1/8192 to be exact.). I stare into my screen in amazement, yelling “holy shit, YES”, interrupting her mid-story. She sobs more, and she starts to yell “You don’t even fucking care! YOU JUST WANT TO PLAY YOUR FUCKING GAME!” I’m still looking at my screen, still focusing on catching my shiny Pidgey, when she walks over, and tosses the game against the wall. I run over and pick up my DS hoping that nothing has changed on screen, and quickly noticed that she broke it. My system and my shiny Pidgey, gone forever.
I start screaming every obscenity I know, and started flailing my arms around. I didn’t know she was behind me, and apparently I backhanded her in the face while I was being a dumbass and swinging my fists around. She yells out “FUCK YOU”, and runs out of my house in tears.
What have I done? I’ve fucked up so badly, and I need to know how to approach her. I don’t want a game of Pokemon to be responsible for ruining my best relationship ever. Help me, /b/.
>icba to take it apart to fix one thing)
I don't know it seems like a rather big thing.
I tried the tutorial, and I even inherited Leon out of nowhere, but I still massively lost against the Moors, they are too powerful. The tutorial is supposed to be easy!
I should start in Ireland, Spain is too complicated for me, you might be able to conquer Iberia with Spain, but I certainly can't. Where did you start?
An infinite amount of time. I just need to die.
What should i drink today? Cheap "whisky" with calo, smoky whisky or milder whisky? I can't decide myself
Don't mention it, friendo. >>683142581
How are you doing?
I will!~ I'll have to get myself a prepaid credit card first
Favorite Mootkins quote.
He was so gentle.
get out while you still can
when's your birthday moogs
yeah me too
>Mercy is best
Mercy is tenten (next waifu?)
Bastion best hero boy
Oh comon ! Stop
Good to know you are here still
>Enjoying some beer while watching a thing or two.
Every time im asking you "How you doing ?" you allready drinking beer . God damn ! i want it too !
>What type of beer you drinking now ?
Wew yea , everyone play it now
I haven't seen this one in a while.
Do the Madara Uchiha one, do the Madara Uchiha one!
i have a desktop
i just dont plug it in due to me playing xbox all the time
and that takes the socket.
probably will just get a better craptop
this was like, silver crap so i'll upgrade to golden shit
why take it apart when i can buy a new one
and fixing it would probably cause 2 more problems
Whiskey and Apple Juice works.
I've been drinking Jameson a lot lately.
Can't help it, just calling it how I see it.
Just get a power strip if you're having socket number problems, you goofball.
It'll get better man, just hang in there.