Waifu claiming thread.
>Smug of smug
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: eh
>If dubs, i get a train, not a ship!
Shut up captcha.
Went 36/8 with him
Bored lol. How are you?
I've been trying to juggle Overwatch beta along with Bravely Second and SFV, but alas dear Hand, this pain is no less then torturous.
>This thread helps me quite a bit with the wait and pain
Coffee gives you heart problems? I know it's a wake up kinda thing, but one cup shouldn't ruin you right?
>I wish Hand would give me a thumbs up like that
Is the gift a Juri?
Hi Tsuyu, how are you?
Are you THE Neo?
Nah. As hard as it is to believe, it has nothing to do with my time-killing, cringe-worthy antics.
Hey emi how are you doing?
show me some legs!
hey sachi coffee and legs for me?
Do you have fine leg pics of your waifu?
I think you need to explode yourself now
Also: Show me your waifus legs
Same on this side.
Gonna get back to watching Lucky Star in a bit.
>my time-killing, cringe-worthy antics.
Don't say that, it was fun and interesting.
Haven't seen you in a long time
Actual Waifu Question:
What is you're waifu's birthday?
>Tomoko has two!
>Official birthday is 6/9
>A chapter in a spinoff called Tomomote reveals Yuu's to be in early May, and Tomoko is a week older than Yuu, the nerds on /a/ mathed it out to be 2/24
responsibilities are calling~
cant stay for much longer
Everything going fine for you?
I will soon
Shit forgot pic
>anyways, making me some eggrolls with bukkake udon noodles
Best German CV claimed
>I couldn't stop screaming at teammate and opposing teams
Well everyone on ts3 yelling eachother while playing any game
>Glad your day is going well, buddy. Happy to see ya having fun.
Oh comon ! Im glad too cause nothing bad happened to you !
Hello there !
How are you doing ?
Yup, how about you old friend?>>683134455
Haven't seen you forever either
Not too bad, I'm currently just watching time passing by. And you?
Tsuyu, I... I... I'm not a waifu thief! You can ask Galko out...
Her birthday is the 14 of march! I even celebrated the last one on /ksg/!
That is pretty cool, she gets double the presents
>What is you're waifu's birthday?
17th of feb.
Damn, you really are trying. I'll be more than happy to accompany you through your waiting period in these threads, always happy to see that you're here.
Nah, I just have possible heart issues that sugar esq. beverages are not helping with.
>Give me a picture of your beautiful waifu and I'll get it done, handsome.
Was pleasant talking to you. Enjoy your lurk, Watchman.
Heh, sounds loud and fun. Glad you're having fun, beautiful.
Pfft, I'm even more glad you're doing well.
>Best K-On claimed
Not much just circle between DA:I and Hearthstone
How are you doing today?
>I think you got the wrong Megumin
>Newfag Megumin here
How's your day/night?
Oops! Well nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you too!
>so there was another Megumin here..
Small update, so since you can only declare holy wars for individual duchies and kingdoms are almost always 2 or more duchies and after every war a peace treaty is signed that says the aggressor can't attack the defender for 10 years without a penalty you can see how it can take some time to take over entire countries without a crusade.
So the Kingdom of Asturias was the only kingdom actually created within the muslim empire that controls Spain, it was just the emperor with a bunch of dukes as his vassals. So I took over the capital duchy of Asturias and immediately afterwards the emperor revoked the kingdom from the guy holding it then destroyed the title, this is something I've never seen before.
Oh Mugi, you and your shitposting.
Accept the truth.
im pretty good, just been a chill day for me today
how are you?
ok now i must go
just because its icecream it doesnf mean we cant have fun
Legs? Did someone say.. L E G S?
>This is now a L E G S thread
January 1st, the day perfection graced this world.
Do you think this one would work?
Damn, that's a shame. Do you do cardio daily? It'd be a good way to strengthen your heart.
Hey Karen. How're you?
>Rattle rattle rattle
You're into older women i see
I'll understand if you hate me. And if you want me to step aside or stop talking to Galko, I'll do so. I didn't mean to hurt anyone... I'm sorry
Finally someone who isn't playing Overwatch
>Nice legs tho
>the emperor revoked the kingdom from the guy holding it then destroyed the title
Wait, what? Taking titles and destroying them?
Death by boobies?
A glass of warm water helps me
It's actually Mugi >Yui/Ritsu > Mio >>>>>>>> Azusa
>At 28 december
OH RYUKO !
HOW YOU doing ?
Why you left us ?
It has been a long since I last saw you !
>Pfft, I'm even more glad you're doing well.
No No No !
You cant be more glad than me right now
Im glad that your hand is still cool
Hello there how are you doing ?
Just great !
Spend all day driving from point A to point B
>No one die
Hey there !
How about join waifu ts3 ?
Feel free to join
Helloo Karen !
shit tier waifus
love you moogs
tired so tired just coming on to see my niggas before I finish workout and collapse into bed
how are you both
>mfw pic won't post
we captcha now boys
but...but you make your hands and all, all sticky that way! and lots of the icecream doesn't even land in your mouth, young sir... ma'am... you
Here to remind you that you missed it last time.
Please don't remind me of this again....
I never wanted to play it atm I could go for alot of games but I never finished DA:I despite playing 70h+ on it
And Shiina infected me with Hearthstone again
After DA:I I would go for either Darkest Dungeon or finaly DS3 which I bought pre-release and never downloaded it or Witcher 1-3 which share the same fate as DS3
How is it going soon to be EA-slayer?
Hey there, buddy. Sorry for not responding yet.
You been alright?
I do cardio every now and again. Hard to out and exercise though due to homeless/gang problems here.
>heroin needles and used condoms on the side of the road
>love this state
Sure, buddy. Let me just set it up.
Ah i see i see. Well everything is fine here.
Just a whole bunch of new ships. Blame Shinoa.
Have a good night though. Enjoy your sleep.
Yeah, will warn you, first episode is a tad boring, after that it's hilarious.
I'm ready to crush inferior steel with my Tiger II.
You're not Hols
Did somebody say, [Neopolitan, Blessed Queen of the Dairy]?
Two scoops of free ice cream if you bring your waifu. We have (lemon), vanilla, chocolate, strawberry, liqourice, mojito, cheeki breeki, malted french people, mint, little white chocolate dolphins, Syndra Cream, caramel (in exchange for you soul) and "I don't care" (Only availble in exchange for secret Nazi tech secrets).
If I missed your ice cream just ask and we'll brew some up right away. We'll also spike other people's ice cream in exchange for a human sacrifice.
>I'm not even mad anymore.
>0.99 of a rattle
>No one die
I press the cancel button
it says aborted
it still posts.
Nothing new moogs. Got an exam after tomorrow. Fucking cancerous shit
Darkest dungeon is literally the best game ever
"Spare the others, I am ready."
I probably will blame shinoa
anything new with you?
trips confirm reinhardt is best waifu
I'll take two scoops vanilla, please.
Wasn't expecting a DFC to be prepared for boobies did you?
Just relaxing right now in this amazing Southern heat with some sweat clothes on, thanks for asking.
Glad you're doing well, buddy.
Happens to everyone, don't worry about it.
Still burning cds
still cant feel dick
i think its the new sleeping pills I started taking. so i threw those away. Im basically desperate for a solution
She's my favorite villain in RWBY. I cannot fucking wait until S4.
How do you fags keep up with all the anime? I can never seem to watch enough to get up to speed.
Syndra Cream sounds good
I think thats the part of the joke
Yeah that's something you can do, if you have anybody under you in the hierarchy you can attempt to revoke their title, it'll piss everybody else below you off if you don't have a claim to that title or the person isn't a heretic and sometimes the person wont accept your revocation and will declare war. Its a good way to get people you don't like out of power or to simply lower their power. You can also destroy any title, duchy and above, that you hold but it'll piss off all the de jure vassals of that title and like everything there's a penalty to doing it.
I don't even get a full rattle?
Nah. Shinoa is trying to ship Sachi and I.
Other than that, not a damn thing.
I can't even remember the last time I invested so many hours on a game
>DS3 which I bought pre-release and never downloaded it
I'd say, go for that
Lemon! With white chocolate dolphins!
I'm so glad you are back Neo, we've missed you!
Hmmm... Why am I a waifu thief?
>I should've started with that
I just pick 3-4 shows every season and then catch up at the end if there's a lot of posting about it.
Yeah, I'm going to have to taste test your ice cream, please.
> I finish workout and collapse into bed
Uh sounds like activity day
I dont think so ...
Hello there !
Are you the true one ?
At least in my job ofc
Real talk? Fap. Knocks me out every time.
Aye, the state I live is equally, if not worse then where you live.
>Need I say more?
I just make sure to never leave the premises without a weapon.
>I will wait patiently, this is nothing compared to the August trials
There are a lot of ways to piss people off there. Is it even worth it if you risk war?
SHIZURU COUNTING SHIT COUNTER!
I'll be tracking a bunch of the things, as long as i can be fucked, remember, or am around to track it.
Syndra tells someone to kill themselves: 277
Dio mustaches things: 11
Kagami x Megumin no u cuter: 19
Salty Spastics: 5
You focking wot m8?
May I remind you who the true scrub is?
since i finally got Syndra to tell me to kms
ill celebrate with 2 Syndra creams no toppings
>0.01 of a rattle
now its a full rattle
>karen still a cute
Wow why you take my waifu ?
I don't really want to hurt you though...
Not really up to you, cute stuff.
Oh fuck no, that sucks. Though South Carolina is still a shitty state and where I'm at is considered a more pleasant part, ugh.
>Here you go, buddy.
Triple scoop for dubs. Want any toppings with that? They're freee~.
TRUUUUUUUUUE! I appreciate your taste in best villain. Season 4 feels like such a long time away, though. I'm worried about what she'll sound like if she has any actual lines, though.
>keep up with all the anime?
The tip is to not. Pick 2 then drop them after 3 episodes and never pick them up.
Suuuuuuuuure. Two scoops of Syndra Cream coming up.
>we've missed you!
Emi... I feel appreciated. Thanks love.
I'll give you an extra scoop for making me feel appreciated.
>I come back to the thread for the first time in a while and see Neo porn
What the fuck happened?
We do. We use real bleach in it too.
Ask the lewd Neo for that. Although if you're the food inspector feel free to taste whatever you want.
Eh. I tried that. Never really got any pleasure out of it. It's not bad being able to essentially hit a "night night" switch when I can't sleep either.
Seriously, how can you rationalise this?
No I'm legit.
I kinda hope they don't give her any. I also hope she actually makes a return in S4. You gotta think, wit said events that happened she's neither confirmed or denied...
>trying to keep it spoiler-less as possible.
We appreciate you!
>Won't say no to free ice cream either, though
>What the fuck happened?
/waifu/ is a fucking metropolis now, just like you have every ice cream flavour, /waifu/ has every type of anon.
We are CROWDED.