Waifu claiming thread. >Smug of smug The rules are very
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Waifu claiming thread.
>Smug of smug
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: eh
Shinoa claimed
ALL BY MYYYYYSEEEEELF
Obligatory claim.
Shiki claimed
Reindhardt is the best
Kurumi claimed
Tenryuu claimed
Still waiting~
Neo claimed
>>683132623
hehehe
>>683133276
hehehehe
>rattles
sachi claim
>Shizuru get!
>If dubs, i get a train, not a ship!
>Captcha: Boats
Shut up captcha.
Claimed.
>>683133455
Ryuko's back
Megumin claimed~
>claiming yume
Aizawa Nagisa claaaiim
>>683133604
ribbit!
>>683133807
Forgot the pic like an idiot
yukino
>>683133726
>>683133651
>
Went 36/8 with him
>>683133481
Bored lol. How are you?
>>683133729
>
>>683133171
I've been trying to juggle Overwatch beta along with Bravely Second and SFV, but alas dear Hand, this pain is no less then torturous.
>This thread helps me quite a bit with the wait and pain
Coffee gives you heart problems? I know it's a wake up kinda thing, but one cup shouldn't ruin you right?
>I wish Hand would give me a thumbs up like that
Is the gift a Juri?
>You're thoughtful
Kekiyon claim
>>683133709
>>683133604
Hi Tsuyu, how are you?
>>683133726
Are you THE Neo?
>>683133693
Heil Führer
>>683133747
>>683133907
>>683133155
Nah. As hard as it is to believe, it has nothing to do with my time-killing, cringe-worthy antics.
>>683133171
No worries.
>>683134043
NO THEY ARE NOT THE REAL FUCKING NEO
>>683133455
>smug/10
>>683133587
Hey emi how are you doing?
>>683133651
show me some legs!
>>683133729
hey sachi coffee and legs for me?
>>683133776
Do you have fine leg pics of your waifu?
>>683133879
I think you need to explode yourself now
Also: Show me your waifus legs
>>683134043
>:( waifu thief
>>683133907
Same on this side.
Gonna get back to watching Lucky Star in a bit.
>>683134061
>my time-killing, cringe-worthy antics.
Don't say that, it was fun and interesting.
>>683133879
Hello Megamin
Haven't seen you in a long time
>>683133729
>>683134048
Actual Waifu Question:
What is you're waifu's birthday?
>Tomoko has two!
>Official birthday is 6/9
>A chapter in a spinoff called Tomomote reveals Yuu's to be in early May, and Tomoko is a week older than Yuu, the nerds on /a/ mathed it out to be 2/24
>>683134131
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>>683134205
>lurking rattles
>>683134147
>>683134043
>>683133907
Neither have I of any of you
>>683134029
responsibilities are calling~
cant stay for much longer
>>683134196
Hello Ryuko~
Everything going fine for you?
>>683134131
I will soon
>>683134311
Shit forgot pic
>anyways, making me some eggrolls with bukkake udon noodles
Best German CV claimed
>>683133171
>I couldn't stop screaming at teammate and opposing teams
Well everyone on ts3 yelling eachother while playing any game
>Glad your day is going well, buddy. Happy to see ya having fun.
Oh comon ! Im glad too cause nothing bad happened to you !
>>683134310
Hello there !
How are you doing ?
HOL UP
>>683134344
Have fun~
>>683134344
that's not how you eat icecream, nor how you should hold it
>>683134462
WE DEM BOIS
>>683134262
july 7. no year but 1988
Sanya Claimed
Junko claimed<3
>>683134384
Yup, how about you old friend?>>683134455
Haven't seen you forever either
Best K-On claimed.
>>683134131
Not too bad, I'm currently just watching time passing by. And you?
>>683134140
Tsuyu, I... I... I'm not a waifu thief! You can ask Galko out...
>>683134262
Her birthday is the 14 of march! I even celebrated the last one on /ksg/!
>two birthdays
That is pretty cool, she gets double the presents
>>683134310
>>683134262
>What is you're waifu's birthday?
17th of feb.
>>683134504
And i couldn't forget Kagami
>sup
>>683134020
Damn, you really are trying. I'll be more than happy to accompany you through your waiting period in these threads, always happy to see that you're here.
Nah, I just have possible heart issues that sugar esq. beverages are not helping with.
>Give me a picture of your beautiful waifu and I'll get it done, handsome.
>>683134061
Was pleasant talking to you. Enjoy your lurk, Watchman.
>>683134455
Heh, sounds loud and fun. Glad you're having fun, beautiful.
Pfft, I'm even more glad you're doing well.
>>683134653
>Best K-On claimed
kek
>>683134736
heya, how are you doing???
>>683134655
Not much just circle between DA:I and Hearthstone
>>683134741
Handkun! Up here m8
>>683134655
ksg?
Claiming best girlie!
How is everyone?
>>683134262
12th september
>>683134520
Hey Sanya
How are you doing today?
>>683134578
Same here~
>I think you got the wrong Megumin
>Newfag Megumin here
>>683134843
Katawa Shoujo General
>Emi
>>683134802
Not much
How's your day/night?
>>683134967
Oops! Well nice to meet you!
>>683134655
>>>>>>>>>:(
>>683134787
>>683134653
what a bunch of jokers
>>683134473
>not picking the best
>>683135074
Nice to meet you too!
>so there was another Megumin here..
>>683134262
December 24th~
>>683133587
Small update, so since you can only declare holy wars for individual duchies and kingdoms are almost always 2 or more duchies and after every war a peace treaty is signed that says the aggressor can't attack the defender for 10 years without a penalty you can see how it can take some time to take over entire countries without a crusade.
So the Kingdom of Asturias was the only kingdom actually created within the muslim empire that controls Spain, it was just the emperor with a bunch of dukes as his vassals. So I took over the capital duchy of Asturias and immediately afterwards the emperor revoked the kingdom from the guy holding it then destroyed the title, this is something I've never seen before.
>>683134262
March 2nd.
>>683135109
Oh Mugi, you and your shitposting.
Accept the truth.
Kyouko claimed.
>>683134455
hey graf
im pretty good, just been a chill day for me today
how are you?
>>683134657
>confused rattles
>>683134262
September 23rd
>>683134957
Hi Syndra, im fine i guess~
>>683134473
<3
ok now i must go
>>683134497
just because its icecream it doesnf mean we cant have fun
>>683134022
>Ahh, Jotaro-kun!
>Rerorero
>>683134131
Legs? Did someone say.. L E G S?
>This is now a L E G S thread
>>683134262
January 1st, the day perfection graced this world.
>>683134741
Do you think this one would work?
>Heart problems
Damn, that's a shame. Do you do cardio daily? It'd be a good way to strengthen your heart.
>>683134262
16 June, 1930
>>683135305
Mugi! Mai nigga!
>>683135287
oh shit whaddup
>>683135287
Hey Karen. How're you?
>>683135314
>Rattle rattle rattle
>Shizuru
>>683135262
Sup, Kyouko~
>>683135305
In this very pic, Yui is first.
>>683135213
>opinions
>>683135393
its always legsday and legthread
>>683134262
Christmas day
>>683134147
OK dude
>>683135414
You're into older women i see
>>683135555
Legs for quads
>>683135557
I'll kill you
>>683135440
Ritsu > Mugi > Yui > Mio > Azusa
I can't sleep now.
>>683135108
I'll understand if you hate me. And if you want me to step aside or stop talking to Galko, I'll do so. I didn't mean to hurt anyone... I'm sorry
>>683134817
Finally someone who isn't playing Overwatch
>Nice legs tho
>>683135234
>the emperor revoked the kingdom from the guy holding it then destroyed the title
Wait, what? Taking titles and destroying them?
>>683135533
>being this jealous
>>683135658
Death by boobies?
>>683135718
A glass of warm water helps me
>>683134262
11th March 1918
>>683135694
Pretty close
It's actually Mugi >Yui/Ritsu > Mio >>>>>>>> Azusa
:^)
>>683135528
nuh uh
>>683134262
>At 28 december
>>683134578
OH RYUKO !
HOW YOU doing ?
Why you left us ?
It has been a long since I last saw you !
>>683134741
>Pfft, I'm even more glad you're doing well.
No No No !
You cant be more glad than me right now
Im glad that your hand is still cool
>Like allways
>>683135234
Mooo !
>>683135262
Hello there how are you doing ?
>>683135314
Just great !
Spend all day driving from point A to point B
Nothing happens
>No one die
>>683135367
Hey there !
How about join waifu ts3 ?
>waifu4laifu.net-speak.pl
Feel free to join
>>683135287
Helloo Karen !
>>683135305
>>683135109
>>683135440
shit tier waifus
love you moogs
>>683135456
tired so tired just coming on to see my niggas before I finish workout and collapse into bed
how are you both
>mfw pic won't post
we captcha now boys
Baked the rolls!
Who wants first bite?
>>683134262
July 25th, 1992
>>683135367
but...but you make your hands and all, all sticky that way! and lots of the icecream doesn't even land in your mouth, young sir... ma'am... you
>>683135988
>>683136000
hi graf couldn't cancel my post in time
also check those trips pls
>>683135886
Here to remind you that you missed it last time.
>>683135874
Yes.
>>683136046
Forgot signature
https://youtu.be/7eD7jEhqR3s
and claim
>>683136000
>Mugi
>shit tier
what
what's good
>>683134147
Should I watch Lucky Star?
>>683136214
yes
>>683136131
>>683136131
Please don't remind me of this again....
>>683136192
I see you fuccboi
Actual Katyusha claimed
>>683135725
I never wanted to play it atm I could go for alot of games but I never finished DA:I despite playing 70h+ on it
And Shiina infected me with Hearthstone again
After DA:I I would go for either Darkest Dungeon or finaly DS3 which I bought pre-release and never downloaded it or Witcher 1-3 which share the same fate as DS3
>>683136192
How is it going soon to be EA-slayer?
>>683136267
>>683135331
Good to hear.
>>683134838
Hey there, buddy. Sorry for not responding yet.
You been alright?
>>683135393
I do cardio every now and again. Hard to out and exercise though due to homeless/gang problems here.
>heroin needles and used condoms on the side of the road
>love this state
Sure, buddy. Let me just set it up.
>>683135988
You're adorable.
>>683136000
Ah i see i see. Well everything is fine here.
Just a whole bunch of new ships. Blame Shinoa.
Have a good night though. Enjoy your sleep.
>>683136392
>filename
>>683136214
Yeah, will warn you, first episode is a tad boring, after that it's hilarious.
>>683133455
Actual Tenryuu claimed
>>683135777
>not jealous
>you can have your opinion
>i can have mine
>we can all enjoy overwatch
>>683136428
Yup, whadda bout you?
Just eating egg rolls like normal
>>683136303
Oi.
I'm ready to crush inferior steel with my Tiger II.
You game?
>>683136468
No.
You're not Hols
Did somebody say, [Neopolitan, Blessed Queen of the Dairy]?
Two scoops of free ice cream if you bring your waifu. We have (lemon), vanilla, chocolate, strawberry, liqourice, mojito, cheeki breeki, malted french people, mint, little white chocolate dolphins, Syndra Cream, caramel (in exchange for you soul) and "I don't care" (Only availble in exchange for secret Nazi tech secrets).
If I missed your ice cream just ask and we'll brew some up right away. We'll also spike other people's ice cream in exchange for a human sacrifice.
>I'm not even mad anymore.
>>683135456
>0.99 of a rattle
>>683135988
>No one die
yay?
>>683136000
hey karen
>trips checked
>>683136508
For ants.
https://youtu.be/KBVMUOmQLcM
>cold shivers
>>683136323
don't you like what you see?
>>683136375
We just had a bbq and I'm stuffed
I'm clearing the table and quickly butting in to post
>>683135725
wait wat
>>683136705
Fuck i suck at remember stuff
>>683136209
I press the cancel button
it says aborted
it still posts.
Nothing new moogs. Got an exam after tomorrow. Fucking cancerous shit
you?
>>683136375
Darkest dungeon is literally the best game ever
"Spare the others, I am ready."
>>683136452
I probably will blame shinoa
anything new with you?
>>683135777
trips confirm reinhardt is best waifu
>>683136779
So quick I forgot pic
>>683136744
I'll take two scoops vanilla, please.
>>683136743
Wasn't expecting a DFC to be prepared for boobies did you?
>>683136803
>thumbnails
KYS
>>683136705
Just relaxing right now in this amazing Southern heat with some sweat clothes on, thanks for asking.
Glad you're doing well, buddy.
>>683136803
Happens to everyone, don't worry about it.
Curie back
Still burning cds
still cant feel dick
i think its the new sleeping pills I started taking. so i threw those away. Im basically desperate for a solution
>>683136744
She's my favorite villain in RWBY. I cannot fucking wait until S4.
How do you fags keep up with all the anime? I can never seem to watch enough to get up to speed.
>>683136744
Syndra Cream sounds good
>>683136751
I think thats the part of the joke
>>683135725
Yeah that's something you can do, if you have anybody under you in the hierarchy you can attempt to revoke their title, it'll piss everybody else below you off if you don't have a claim to that title or the person isn't a heretic and sometimes the person wont accept your revocation and will declare war. Its a good way to get people you don't like out of power or to simply lower their power. You can also destroy any title, duchy and above, that you hold but it'll piss off all the de jure vassals of that title and like everything there's a penalty to doing it.
>>683135988
Moooo.
>>683136748
I don't even get a full rattle?
>Sad rattle
>>683136830
Nah. Shinoa is trying to ship Sachi and I.
Other than that, not a damn thing.
>>683136375
>70h+
I can't even remember the last time I invested so many hours on a game
>DS3 which I bought pre-release and never downloaded it
I'd say, go for that
>>683136744
Lemon! With white chocolate dolphins!
I'm so glad you are back Neo, we've missed you!
>>683136794
Hmmm... Why am I a waifu thief?
>I should've started with that
>>683137001
A glass of warm water helps me
>>683137065
I just pick 3-4 shows every season and then catch up at the end if there's a lot of posting about it.
>>683136830
Nothing new either
>>683136744
Yeah, I'm going to have to taste test your ice cream, please.
>>683136000
>Noice Trips
> I finish workout and collapse into bed
Uh sounds like activity day
>>683136351
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLg83QMmlGs
>>683136428
>You're adorable.
I dont think so ...
>blush
>>683136508
Hello there !
>>683136744
Are you the true one ?
>>683136748
>yay?
At least in my job ofc
>>683137105
>ehehehehhehehehehehehe
>>683137001
Real talk? Fap. Knocks me out every time.
>>683136428
Aye, the state I live is equally, if not worse then where you live.
>South Florida
>Need I say more?
I just make sure to never leave the premises without a weapon.
>I will wait patiently, this is nothing compared to the August trials
>>683137495
Edge moar
>>683137106
There are a lot of ways to piss people off there. Is it even worth it if you risk war?
>>683137356
Sure.
SHIZURU COUNTING SHIT COUNTER!
I'll be tracking a bunch of the things, as long as i can be fucked, remember, or am around to track it.
Hugs: 33
Syndra tells someone to kill themselves: 277
Dio mustaches things: 11
Rattles: 108
Burger: 2
Kagami x Megumin no u cuter: 19
Salty Spastics: 5
>>683135988
maybe, im at work
>>683136051
we can always lick it off~
>no pic on phone
>>683137356
You focking wot m8?
May I remind you who the true scrub is?
>Akiko
>>683133455
Rias Claimed
>>683136744
since i finally got Syndra to tell me to kms
ill celebrate with 2 Syndra creams no toppings
>>683137129
>0.01 of a rattle
now its a full rattle
>>683137356
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60mLvBWOMb4
>karen still a cute
>>683136744
Wow why you take my waifu ?
Fucking thief
>>683137500
Florida brother I'm in south also bro!
>>683136964
I don't really want to hurt you though...
>>683137647
Hello president
>>683137670
Nigger who the fuck are you?
Imposter.
>>683137356
Heyo, buddy.
>>683137413
Not really up to you, cute stuff.
>pats
>>683137500
>South Florida
Oh fuck no, that sucks. Though South Carolina is still a shitty state and where I'm at is considered a more pleasant part, ugh.
>Here you go, buddy.
>>683136944
Triple scoop for dubs. Want any toppings with that? They're freee~.
>>683137022
TRUUUUUUUUUE! I appreciate your taste in best villain. Season 4 feels like such a long time away, though. I'm worried about what she'll sound like if she has any actual lines, though.
>>683137065
>keep up with all the anime?
The tip is to not. Pick 2 then drop them after 3 episodes and never pick them up.
>>683137105
>>683137374
>>683137669
EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHE
Suuuuuuuuure. Two scoops of Syndra Cream coming up.
>>683137158
>we've missed you!
Emi... I feel appreciated. Thanks love.
I'll give you an extra scoop for making me feel appreciated.
>I come back to the thread for the first time in a while and see Neo porn
What the fuck happened?
>>683137356
We do. We use real bleach in it too.
>>683137374
Ask the lewd Neo for that. Although if you're the food inspector feel free to taste whatever you want.
>>683137413
no.
>>683137583
Eh. I tried that. Never really got any pleasure out of it. It's not bad being able to essentially hit a "night night" switch when I can't sleep either.
>>683137633
Seriously, how can you rationalise this?
claimed
:')
>>683137790
Posting as neo before the other neo came back fuckwas shes free game
>>683137763
Thank you for your concerns but time with Galky and bunny anon have made me resistant against large boob attacks
Shinoa bro
>>683137823
No I'm legit.
https://youtu.be/EYtFH2bFCfg
Should i bake?
>yotsuba
>>683137823
I kinda hope they don't give her any. I also hope she actually makes a return in S4. You gotta think, wit said events that happened she's neither confirmed or denied...
>trying to keep it spoiler-less as possible.
>Kurisu
>>683138243
Yea
>>683137356
Not really tbh
>>683137823
We appreciate you!
>Won't say no to free ice cream either, though
>What the fuck happened?
/waifu/ is a fucking metropolis now, just like you have every ice cream flavour, /waifu/ has every type of anon.
We are CROWDED.
>Emi
>>683138335
>We are CROWDED.
We need liebensrum, time for a good old cleansning.
>>683138425
>inb4 muh 6 gorillion anons
>they dindu nuffin
>Emi
