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Waifu claiming thread.
>Smug of smug

The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: eh

Shinoa claimed
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Obligatory claim.
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Shiki claimed
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Reindhardt is the best

Kurumi claimed
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Tenryuu claimed
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Still waiting~
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Neo claimed
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sachi claim
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>Shizuru get!
>If dubs, i get a train, not a ship!

>Captcha: Boats
Shut up captcha.
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Ryuko's back
Megumin claimed~
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>claiming yume
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Aizawa Nagisa claaaiim

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Forgot the pic like an idiot
Went 36/8 with him

Bored lol. How are you?

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I've been trying to juggle Overwatch beta along with Bravely Second and SFV, but alas dear Hand, this pain is no less then torturous.
>This thread helps me quite a bit with the wait and pain
Coffee gives you heart problems? I know it's a wake up kinda thing, but one cup shouldn't ruin you right?
>I wish Hand would give me a thumbs up like that
Is the gift a Juri?
>You're thoughtful
Kekiyon claim
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Hi Tsuyu, how are you?

Are you THE Neo?

Heil F├╝hrer
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Nah. As hard as it is to believe, it has nothing to do with my time-killing, cringe-worthy antics.
No worries.
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Hey emi how are you doing?
show me some legs!
hey sachi coffee and legs for me?
Do you have fine leg pics of your waifu?
I think you need to explode yourself now

Also: Show me your waifus legs
>:( waifu thief
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Same on this side.
Gonna get back to watching Lucky Star in a bit.
>my time-killing, cringe-worthy antics.
Don't say that, it was fun and interesting.
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Hello Megamin
Haven't seen you in a long time
Actual Waifu Question:

What is you're waifu's birthday?

>Tomoko has two!
>Official birthday is 6/9
>A chapter in a spinoff called Tomomote reveals Yuu's to be in early May, and Tomoko is a week older than Yuu, the nerds on /a/ mathed it out to be 2/24
>lurking rattles
Neither have I of any of you
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responsibilities are calling~
cant stay for much longer
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Hello Ryuko~
Everything going fine for you?
I will soon
Shit forgot pic
>anyways, making me some eggrolls with bukkake udon noodles
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Best German CV claimed
>I couldn't stop screaming at teammate and opposing teams
Well everyone on ts3 yelling eachother while playing any game
>Glad your day is going well, buddy. Happy to see ya having fun.
Oh comon ! Im glad too cause nothing bad happened to you !

Hello there !
How are you doing ?
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Have fun~
that's not how you eat icecream, nor how you should hold it
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july 7. no year but 1988
Sanya Claimed
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Junko claimed<3
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Yup, how about you old friend?>>683134455
Haven't seen you forever either
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Best K-On claimed.
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Not too bad, I'm currently just watching time passing by. And you?

Tsuyu, I... I... I'm not a waifu thief! You can ask Galko out...

Her birthday is the 14 of march! I even celebrated the last one on /ksg/!
>two birthdays
That is pretty cool, she gets double the presents
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>What is you're waifu's birthday?
17th of feb.
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And i couldn't forget Kagami
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Damn, you really are trying. I'll be more than happy to accompany you through your waiting period in these threads, always happy to see that you're here.

Nah, I just have possible heart issues that sugar esq. beverages are not helping with.

>Give me a picture of your beautiful waifu and I'll get it done, handsome.

Was pleasant talking to you. Enjoy your lurk, Watchman.

Heh, sounds loud and fun. Glad you're having fun, beautiful.

Pfft, I'm even more glad you're doing well.
>Best K-On claimed
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heya, how are you doing???
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Not much just circle between DA:I and Hearthstone
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Handkun! Up here m8
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Claiming best girlie!

How is everyone?
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12th september
Hey Sanya
How are you doing today?
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Same here~
>I think you got the wrong Megumin
>Newfag Megumin here
Katawa Shoujo General

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Not much
How's your day/night?
Oops! Well nice to meet you!
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what a bunch of jokers
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>not picking the best
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Nice to meet you too!
>so there was another Megumin here..
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December 24th~
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Small update, so since you can only declare holy wars for individual duchies and kingdoms are almost always 2 or more duchies and after every war a peace treaty is signed that says the aggressor can't attack the defender for 10 years without a penalty you can see how it can take some time to take over entire countries without a crusade.
So the Kingdom of Asturias was the only kingdom actually created within the muslim empire that controls Spain, it was just the emperor with a bunch of dukes as his vassals. So I took over the capital duchy of Asturias and immediately afterwards the emperor revoked the kingdom from the guy holding it then destroyed the title, this is something I've never seen before.
March 2nd.
Oh Mugi, you and your shitposting.
Accept the truth.
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Kyouko claimed.
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no u
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hey graf
im pretty good, just been a chill day for me today
how are you?
>confused rattles
September 23rd
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Hi Syndra, im fine i guess~
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ok now i must go
just because its icecream it doesnf mean we cant have fun
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>Ahh, Jotaro-kun!
Legs? Did someone say.. L E G S?
>This is now a L E G S thread
January 1st, the day perfection graced this world.
Do you think this one would work?
>Heart problems
Damn, that's a shame. Do you do cardio daily? It'd be a good way to strengthen your heart.
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16 June, 1930
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Mugi! Mai nigga!
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oh shit whaddup
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Hey Karen. How're you?

>Rattle rattle rattle

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Sup, Kyouko~
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In this very pic, Yui is first.
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its always legsday and legthread
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Christmas day

OK dude

You're into older women i see
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Legs for quads
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I'll kill you
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Ritsu > Mugi > Yui > Mio > Azusa
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I can't sleep now.
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I'll understand if you hate me. And if you want me to step aside or stop talking to Galko, I'll do so. I didn't mean to hurt anyone... I'm sorry

Finally someone who isn't playing Overwatch
>Nice legs tho

>the emperor revoked the kingdom from the guy holding it then destroyed the title
Wait, what? Taking titles and destroying them?
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>being this jealous
Death by boobies?

A glass of warm water helps me
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11th March 1918
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Pretty close
It's actually Mugi >Yui/Ritsu > Mio >>>>>>>> Azusa

nuh uh
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>At 28 december

HOW YOU doing ?
Why you left us ?
It has been a long since I last saw you !

>Pfft, I'm even more glad you're doing well.
No No No !
You cant be more glad than me right now
Im glad that your hand is still cool
>Like allways

Mooo !

Hello there how are you doing ?

Just great !
Spend all day driving from point A to point B
Nothing happens
>No one die

Hey there !
How about join waifu ts3 ?
Feel free to join

Helloo Karen !
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shit tier waifus
love you moogs

tired so tired just coming on to see my niggas before I finish workout and collapse into bed
how are you both

>mfw pic won't post
we captcha now boys
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Baked the rolls!
Who wants first bite?
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July 25th, 1992
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but...but you make your hands and all, all sticky that way! and lots of the icecream doesn't even land in your mouth, young sir... ma'am... you
hi graf couldn't cancel my post in time
also check those trips pls
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Here to remind you that you missed it last time.
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Forgot signature
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and claim
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>shit tier

what's good
Should I watch Lucky Star?
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Please don't remind me of this again....
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I see you fuccboi
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Actual Katyusha claimed
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I never wanted to play it atm I could go for alot of games but I never finished DA:I despite playing 70h+ on it

And Shiina infected me with Hearthstone again
After DA:I I would go for either Darkest Dungeon or finaly DS3 which I bought pre-release and never downloaded it or Witcher 1-3 which share the same fate as DS3

How is it going soon to be EA-slayer?
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Good to hear.
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Hey there, buddy. Sorry for not responding yet.

You been alright?

I do cardio every now and again. Hard to out and exercise though due to homeless/gang problems here.

>heroin needles and used condoms on the side of the road
>love this state

Sure, buddy. Let me just set it up.

You're adorable.
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Ah i see i see. Well everything is fine here.
Just a whole bunch of new ships. Blame Shinoa.
Have a good night though. Enjoy your sleep.
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Yeah, will warn you, first episode is a tad boring, after that it's hilarious.
Actual Tenryuu claimed
>not jealous
>you can have your opinion
>i can have mine
>we can all enjoy overwatch
Yup, whadda bout you?
Just eating egg rolls like normal
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I'm ready to crush inferior steel with my Tiger II.
You game?
You're not Hols
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Did somebody say, [Neopolitan, Blessed Queen of the Dairy]?

Two scoops of free ice cream if you bring your waifu. We have (lemon), vanilla, chocolate, strawberry, liqourice, mojito, cheeki breeki, malted french people, mint, little white chocolate dolphins, Syndra Cream, caramel (in exchange for you soul) and "I don't care" (Only availble in exchange for secret Nazi tech secrets).
If I missed your ice cream just ask and we'll brew some up right away. We'll also spike other people's ice cream in exchange for a human sacrifice.

>I'm not even mad anymore.
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>0.99 of a rattle
>No one die
hey karen
>trips checked
For ants.
>cold shivers

don't you like what you see?

We just had a bbq and I'm stuffed
I'm clearing the table and quickly butting in to post
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wait wat
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Fuck i suck at remember stuff
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I press the cancel button
it says aborted
it still posts.
Nothing new moogs. Got an exam after tomorrow. Fucking cancerous shit

Darkest dungeon is literally the best game ever
"Spare the others, I am ready."

I probably will blame shinoa
anything new with you?

trips confirm reinhardt is best waifu
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So quick I forgot pic
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I'll take two scoops vanilla, please.
Wasn't expecting a DFC to be prepared for boobies did you?
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Just relaxing right now in this amazing Southern heat with some sweat clothes on, thanks for asking.

Glad you're doing well, buddy.

Happens to everyone, don't worry about it.
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Curie back

Still burning cds

still cant feel dick

i think its the new sleeping pills I started taking. so i threw those away. Im basically desperate for a solution
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She's my favorite villain in RWBY. I cannot fucking wait until S4.
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How do you fags keep up with all the anime? I can never seem to watch enough to get up to speed.
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Syndra Cream sounds good
I think thats the part of the joke
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Yeah that's something you can do, if you have anybody under you in the hierarchy you can attempt to revoke their title, it'll piss everybody else below you off if you don't have a claim to that title or the person isn't a heretic and sometimes the person wont accept your revocation and will declare war. Its a good way to get people you don't like out of power or to simply lower their power. You can also destroy any title, duchy and above, that you hold but it'll piss off all the de jure vassals of that title and like everything there's a penalty to doing it.
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I don't even get a full rattle?
>Sad rattle

Nah. Shinoa is trying to ship Sachi and I.
Other than that, not a damn thing.
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I can't even remember the last time I invested so many hours on a game
>DS3 which I bought pre-release and never downloaded it
I'd say, go for that

Lemon! With white chocolate dolphins!
I'm so glad you are back Neo, we've missed you!

Hmmm... Why am I a waifu thief?
>I should've started with that
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A glass of warm water helps me
I just pick 3-4 shows every season and then catch up at the end if there's a lot of posting about it.
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Nothing new either
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Yeah, I'm going to have to taste test your ice cream, please.
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>Noice Trips
> I finish workout and collapse into bed
Uh sounds like activity day


>You're adorable.
I dont think so ...

Hello there !

Are you the true one ?

At least in my job ofc
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Real talk? Fap. Knocks me out every time.
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Aye, the state I live is equally, if not worse then where you live.
>South Florida
>Need I say more?
I just make sure to never leave the premises without a weapon.
>I will wait patiently, this is nothing compared to the August trials
Edge moar
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There are a lot of ways to piss people off there. Is it even worth it if you risk war?
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I'll be tracking a bunch of the things, as long as i can be fucked, remember, or am around to track it.
Hugs: 33
Syndra tells someone to kill themselves: 277
Dio mustaches things: 11
Rattles: 108
Burger: 2
Kagami x Megumin no u cuter: 19
Salty Spastics: 5
maybe, im at work
we can always lick it off~

>no pic on phone
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You focking wot m8?
May I remind you who the true scrub is?
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Rias Claimed
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since i finally got Syndra to tell me to kms
ill celebrate with 2 Syndra creams no toppings
>0.01 of a rattle
now its a full rattle
>karen still a cute
Wow why you take my waifu ?
Fucking thief
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Florida brother I'm in south also bro!
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I don't really want to hurt you though...
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Hello president
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Nigger who the fuck are you?
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Heyo, buddy.

Not really up to you, cute stuff.

>South Florida
Oh fuck no, that sucks. Though South Carolina is still a shitty state and where I'm at is considered a more pleasant part, ugh.

>Here you go, buddy.
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Triple scoop for dubs. Want any toppings with that? They're freee~.

TRUUUUUUUUUE! I appreciate your taste in best villain. Season 4 feels like such a long time away, though. I'm worried about what she'll sound like if she has any actual lines, though.

>keep up with all the anime?

The tip is to not. Pick 2 then drop them after 3 episodes and never pick them up.



Suuuuuuuuure. Two scoops of Syndra Cream coming up.

>we've missed you!

Emi... I feel appreciated. Thanks love.

I'll give you an extra scoop for making me feel appreciated.

>I come back to the thread for the first time in a while and see Neo porn
What the fuck happened?

We do. We use real bleach in it too.

Ask the lewd Neo for that. Although if you're the food inspector feel free to taste whatever you want.

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Eh. I tried that. Never really got any pleasure out of it. It's not bad being able to essentially hit a "night night" switch when I can't sleep either.
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Seriously, how can you rationalise this?
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Posting as neo before the other neo came back fuckwas shes free game
Thank you for your concerns but time with Galky and bunny anon have made me resistant against large boob attacks

Shinoa bro
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No I'm legit.
Should i bake?
I kinda hope they don't give her any. I also hope she actually makes a return in S4. You gotta think, wit said events that happened she's neither confirmed or denied...
>trying to keep it spoiler-less as possible.

Not really tbh
We appreciate you!
>Won't say no to free ice cream either, though

>What the fuck happened?
/waifu/ is a fucking metropolis now, just like you have every ice cream flavour, /waifu/ has every type of anon.

>We are CROWDED.
We need liebensrum, time for a good old cleansning.
>inb4 muh 6 gorillion anons
>they dindu nuffin

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