Waifu claiming thread
>Mi Lou edition
Hear are the fucking rules
>claim your fucking waifu
>post pics of said waifu
>husbandos are allowed
>bitches luv frying pans
>ignore that last one
>Read the rule after this
>Ingore the rule before thus
Mi Lou claimed
You had them before
>mfw i realise she's holding my hand
it's not even trying anymore
Fuck man what do people put in their mouths that make such repulsive resin? I had to clean toothbrush holders and I honestly think something was growing in them
So what is everyone listening to?
same, i woke up at 0540 for no reason.....did you sleep well though galko??
I wish I have for the past few days.
Feeling and doing chores
We're in sync and somehow you knew I needed you here.
Have I seen you around trollpasta wiki?
we must be....im glad you needed me!!! that makes me feel great!!
Just A7X. Nothing crazy. Ipod on shuffle anything pops up.
I guess so.
I slept alright, more than usual.
This triggers me.
Jesus Christ I remember high school.
>not listening to i won't see you tonight part 1
I think she a cute.
I remember listening to that song in middle school. Actually might have been elementary school. I remember playing pokemon silver on GBC and listening to that song.
I was listening to tool and Alice in Chains in elementary/middle
Would you ... for not realizing how much you care about me earlier?
It wouldn't look good if you were just 5 pixels in the background... I could promise to prioritize you if I ever do another one but that might end up triggering someone else...
I didn't choose it, it just showed up. Good song however.
It is now Bob Marley. I have no control.
I think I might sleep however. So I'll be getting off now.
i would, always....but you don't have to apologize for that homu, im just glad you feel like that now...
>your favorite gif just because lol
I'm joking, I don't really mind that much.
10/10 happy little clouds
no legs for you
totaly fucked up
no I want all the legs :(
best girl claimed!
>united fucked up my flight info so i'll be catchong flights all day edition
hey best gal! What's up?
>cute HomuMad pics just because
Oh thats good to know... I might actually prioritize you, just don't know when im gonna do something... could take a day, could take a year. Having a good idea is a great start.
If you did I'd appreciate it, but you don't have to.
>I'm thinking about doing another tiddy chart
>I don't know if you were here for the last one
ach...i mean everything unironically!!!
that song is great by the way!!
well i'm pissed about united fucking up my flight but aside from that i guess life is good.
well yuri and yaoi is but thats just for fun
>pic very related I ship it
>Reason of decommission:
Rejecting its programming
Attacking other units
-Currently on the run after it has learned it would be scrapped for parts after decommissioning.
-Suffering memory loss after data wipe
-Ordered to be killed on sight
ah well, shit happens. Hope it gets sorted out <3
>Active units in disposal
Yowler Undersea Mech Entity - Y.U.M.E
Macross Ultimate Functioning Form Ending Test - M.U.F.F.E.T
Attack Kamikaze International Knockout Offense - A.K.I.K.O
Homeguard Octuplex Multi Uniformal Reaction Access - H.O.M.U.R.A
Systematic Yielder Negating Defense Rapid Action - S.Y.N.D.R.A
Major Inter Regional Action Ignition - M.I.R.A.I
Kinetic Obliteration Key Opposer - K.O.K.O
Intensive Organ Wellfare Adhesive - I.O.W.A
Total Objective Marksman On-Kill Only - T.O.M.O.K.O
Rally Obstruction Retaliation Yielder - R.O.R.Y
Source Arctic Candidate Hammering Incursion - S.A.C.H.I
Reactive Illusionary Kindred Killer Arc - R.I.K.K.A
Keepsake Industrial Rebuker Inducing Negative Options - K.I.R.I.N.O
Negatory Active Nuke Operator - N.A.N.O
Judicial Upgraded Response Intelligence - J.U.R.I
Yearning Undying Never Obliging - Y.U.N.O
Knowledge Augmented-Zoner Under Known Inductors - K.A.Z.U.K.I
Global Assault Leviathan Keeping Order - G.A.L.K.O
Tenacious Entity Negating Reconnaissance Yonder Under Ultimate - T.E.N.R.Y.U.U
Constant Hellfire And Readily Armed - C.H.A.R.A
High-Action Noble Keeper - H.A.N.D
Effective Mark Icarus - E.M.I
Nope wasn't there... I don't know exactly how it is but sounds like there would be a LOT of flat chests crowded at the bottom.
Burial is my favourite artist, very experimental yet relaxing sounds.
Dang thats pretty cool... is H.O.M.U.R.A. still giving the multiple units error or was that like a bad dream?
oh no everyone's waifu has escaped restart on claiming!
it is kinda sorted out. I'm flying home from college to go to a party to surprise my family/extended family. I have to take a layover in fuckin Chicago but i shoulf get to Newark in time to Uuber to the party.
I had to flip a shit and go full tsun on the united airlines people. I made a very overweight hispanic lady very upset to the point that i got free flights lol
>gif fucking related
that poor light bulb!!!
i've never looked into this kinda music, it's awesome!!!
Asuka reporting for assignment!
Kill yourself moot
Virus attack on multiple units
Multiple H.O.M.U.R.A units were sighted, though it was only as a result of the virus attack. There was only one, in fact.
Unidentified unit detected. State your unit designation (given name) for the record.
waifus escaped this is world war waifus 1 now
I wanna be one of those miss robot thing
kek, i'd probably throw a panic attack at myself if i ever tried doing that.
Hello H.A.N.A.K.O.. Hope you're doing well.
I'll see if I can find it, but it basically took a full day to make, so I'll have to wait until I have the time.
You mean my name?
My name is Yotsuba!
I'm on so much antianxiety meds that i can't even give a fuck lol.
lexapro is amazing. i went from being NEET level afraid to leave the house to being pic related.
>I'm not moot
Rip lightbulb. Aha I wonder if you're feeling like me when I listen to rock, its something so good yet I never dived into it for some reason.
If you want to listen more of it the album Untrue is a great start.
So it was a virus... we should run a scan, it would be terrible if the malware was dormant and activated during combat.
Sounds like something awesome that took a lot of work. Btw have you seen mrs. Pauling?
Why did you sell me?
>mfw i will never fully leave neet level like you
because the site was hemorrhaging money
>also i'm not moot
i used to think that too.
I'm on Lamictal for BPD, Vyvanse for ADHD and mood enhancement, and Lexapro for anxiety control. I'm pretty much lit like all day.
better than earlier where image limit hit in a few minutes
This is how it came out, it could have been better but I was short on time.
>no idea where she is
The H.A.N.A.K.O. unit is currently on the run. All available units are ordered to kill on sight.
The Yuletide Omni-Tidal Sinker Undermining Bayside Attack (Y.O.T.S.U.B.A) unit is designed specifically to defend coastlines and areas near water. This unit is also currently the face of the Mech Defence Force and one of the most well-known.
kek!!!, i feel like i've missed out all this time!! im happy you're liking it!!!
and thanks for all this music. im gonna need to "buy" some more music now lol
Well I'm done trimming the edges of the lawn. Anyone ever noticed how cherry blossoms are pretty much just smaller copies of apple blossoms?
Anyway, good afternoon /waifu/. What is everyone up to?
in a few minutes?
sounds like there was a spammer
S.A.C.H.I reporting for duty
there was a literal shitposter posting pics of shit for like 3 threads
>Lamictal for BPD, Vyvanse for ADHD and mood enhancement, and Lexapro for anxiety control
Damn, i thought taking aspirin and ventolin all day was alot/
browsing /b/ and looking for skyrim mods in a sad attempt to escape my sad life
Literal shitposter and guy making terrible bait.
Best Eva Pilot and Captain of the European Airforce Asuka reporting for duty!
Aha thats pretty cool, even hand is there. And rip spidey anon.
Im very happy you're liking it too! A lot of people just see it as hipster crap that is "missing something" or boring shopping mall music lel.
Oh I see, like I buy games.
Tidying up the house but zip zapping here every one in a while.
A.K.I.K.O reporting in
hand-kun and Mugi were with the originals, neat
But why is spoderman in there?
what?? you mean you don't actually buy games kek, yes like that!!
shopping mall music??? lel, naw, i think it's really relaxing and calm!!!
Tomoko is an F cup btw.
they want to put me on Xanax too lol. my doctors just want me to be fucked up all day.
its interesting because i used to smoke weed like 6-7 times a day but since i started all this i just dont have the desire to do so anymore
some people seem to like wasting their time and others' a bit too much
I'm tired now. It's like 11:30 and i don't like waking up late. Goodnight guys/gals.
At ease, units.
Your new objectives:
- Find rogue unit H.A.N.A.K.O
- Capture and terminate the unit
Acknowledged. The Air-Superior Ultra Killer Active (A.S.U.K.A) unit is our star air force unit, with no equal in air combat.
Oh man skyrim is so long ago for me
You should check out the Falskaar mod but you probably already have that one
I'm done with my chores for now and let my pupper loose in the yard so he'll be fine. I feel tired but satisfied
That actually sounds pretty cool. Shame I missed him
Eating some bukkake noodles
How about you
It could have been better, but it was pretty hard to make.
At the time there was an anon posting Spidey who actually was a decent guy and didn't just shitpost.
Enjoy them Yotsuba, even though I don't know about the bukkake part
I actually enjoy most spidey memes but it most be nice having a non-shitposting one. You think if we have a Judy claimer the Judy shitposter would tone down? If I remember correctly we already have someone who sometimes comes and claims her
yeah, got to give him credit for taking shit posting literally though
not too much, just a regular boring day
They're kinda like Udon noodles kek
Gotta have regulars to have specials, right? Who can complain about a lazy day
Googling that with low expectations I am pleasantly surprised. Damn, that shit looks delicious.
Maybe I should try making it myself when I have more than 15 bucks for a week's worth of food
In fahkin classes yesterday this racist mexican said that Japanese and Chinese are the same
If the Judy claimer stayed, which the Spidey anon didn't.
Tell him to go back to Honduras.
Fuckin racist luthier students goddamn
Also this cute otaku girl (she was into anime and shit) and i drew a pic of Yotsuba and she broed down with me
fuckin perfect! <3
Air-Superior Ultra Killer Active is about to board her flight!
I was like my friend of african descent
>mfw you hear a 13 girl year old say
>"YAOI IS THE ONLY WAY TO GO"
Sounds like one hell of a day at college
It's a shame, spidey is a cool claim
You happy with how the community evolved?
It's been alright.
>I haven't been here that long
Feeling unusually poopy today, got a nightmare with dolls in it, what about you?
from that video lol??? sorry to hear that, im guessing you didn't sleep to well??
im doing great!!