Waifu claiming thread
>Mi Lou edition
Hear are the fucking rules
>claim your fucking waifu
>post pics of said waifu
>husbandos are allowed
>bitches luv frying pans
>no lewds
>ignore that last one
>Read the rule after this
>Ingore the rule before thus
Mi Lou claimed
sachi claim
>>683085190
Claimed Yotsuba
6 foot toaster claimed
>>683085399
Check'd
check em
>>683085451
Too late
You had them before
>>683085496
Nope
Clammed.
kagami claimed!
>>683085496
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MN1vXO5JeI
claimed
Claimed
>>683085887
claimed
>mfw i realise she's holding my hand
>>683086107
it's not even trying anymore
I wish I slept more.
>>683086218
dont we all
Akiko claimed
Fuck man what do people put in their mouths that make such repulsive resin? I had to clean toothbrush holders and I honestly think something was growing in them
So what is everyone listening to?
https://youtu.be/066CyIM-PDk
>>683086218
same, i woke up at 0540 for no reason.....did you sleep well though galko??
>>683086218
>>683086295
I wish I have for the past few days.
>>683086308
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoaT6WXUV_M
>>683086308
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H58x-4xFnTY
>reminds me how i felt when i moved out from my parents
>>683086308
Feeling and doing chores
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTs7KXqZRmA
>>683086378
We're in sync and somehow you knew I needed you here.
>>683086308
Soo cute
>>683086482
>forgot pic
Kurumi Claimed
>>683086549
>western waifu
>specific waifu
Have I seen you around trollpasta wiki?
>>683086526
we must be....im glad you needed me!!! that makes me feel great!!
>>683086308
Just A7X. Nothing crazy. Ipod on shuffle anything pops up.
>>683086295
I guess so.
>>683086378
I slept alright, more than usual.
>>683086526
This triggers me.
Claimed
>>683086732
Jesus Christ I remember high school.
>>683086678
probably not
>>683086732
>not listening to i won't see you tonight part 1
>>683086442
>>683086526
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLO7tCdBVrA
>>683086678
I think she a cute.
>>683086924
I remember listening to that song in middle school. Actually might have been elementary school. I remember playing pokemon silver on GBC and listening to that song.
>>683086308
https://youtu.be/w-CoE46ZsD0
>>683087284
I was listening to tool and Alice in Chains in elementary/middle
>>683086705
Would you ... for not realizing how much you care about me earlier?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxrHNQZhvKw
>>683086767
It wouldn't look good if you were just 5 pixels in the background... I could promise to prioritize you if I ever do another one but that might end up triggering someone else...
>>683086969
I didn't choose it, it just showed up. Good song however.
It is now Bob Marley. I have no control.
I think I might sleep however. So I'll be getting off now.
>>683087206
solid choice
>>683087617
i would, always....but you don't have to apologize for that homu, im just glad you feel like that now...
>your favorite gif just because lol
>>683087849
Nice waifu
She's a qt
>>683087617
I'm joking, I don't really mind that much.
>claiming yume
>>683087206
10/10 happy little clouds
>>683088083
>no pic
no legs for you
>>683087866
>>683088083
totaly fucked up
>>683088191
no I want all the legs :(
>>683088020
thanks Yotsuba!
>>683088246
Nice.
>>683088246
nope!!
best girl claimed!
>united fucked up my flight info so i'll be catchong flights all day edition
>>683088475
hey best gal! What's up?
>>683087866
Unironic...
>cute HomuMad pics just because
>>683088072
Oh thats good to know... I might actually prioritize you, just don't know when im gonna do something... could take a day, could take a year. Having a good idea is a great start.
Claimed.
>>683088246
>>683085190
Anime is gay
>>683088936
>>683088719
If you did I'd appreciate it, but you don't have to.
>I'm thinking about doing another tiddy chart
>I don't know if you were here for the last one
>>683088861
>>683088719
ach...i mean everything unironically!!!
that song is great by the way!!
>>683088569
well i'm pissed about united fucking up my flight but aside from that i guess life is good.
>>683088936
well yuri and yaoi is but thats just for fun
>pic very related I ship it
>>683085190
Accessing Database:
>Unit Designation:
H.A.N.A.K.O
>Type:
Stealth
Assassination
>Status:
Decommissioned
Missing
Rogue
>Reason of decommission:
Rejecting its programming
Attacking other units
Developing sentience
>Additional Comments:
-Currently on the run after it has learned it would be scrapped for parts after decommissioning.
-Suffering memory loss after data wipe
-Ordered to be killed on sight
>>683089174
ah well, shit happens. Hope it gets sorted out <3
>>683088450
>>683088936
Fuck don't you faggots know shitty bait when you see it, yep samefagging here
>>683089277
>>683089175
how are the other units doing?
>>683089175
pretty elaborate claim, I like it
>>683089385
Accessing Database:
>Active units in disposal
Yowler Undersea Mech Entity - Y.U.M.E
Macross Ultimate Functioning Form Ending Test - M.U.F.F.E.T
Attack Kamikaze International Knockout Offense - A.K.I.K.O
Homeguard Octuplex Multi Uniformal Reaction Access - H.O.M.U.R.A
Systematic Yielder Negating Defense Rapid Action - S.Y.N.D.R.A
Major Inter Regional Action Ignition - M.I.R.A.I
Kinetic Obliteration Key Opposer - K.O.K.O
Intensive Organ Wellfare Adhesive - I.O.W.A
Total Objective Marksman On-Kill Only - T.O.M.O.K.O
Rally Obstruction Retaliation Yielder - R.O.R.Y
Source Arctic Candidate Hammering Incursion - S.A.C.H.I
Reactive Illusionary Kindred Killer Arc - R.I.K.K.A
Keepsake Industrial Rebuker Inducing Negative Options - K.I.R.I.N.O
Negatory Active Nuke Operator - N.A.N.O
Judicial Upgraded Response Intelligence - J.U.R.I
Yearning Undying Never Obliging - Y.U.N.O
Knowledge Augmented-Zoner Under Known Inductors - K.A.Z.U.K.I
Global Assault Leviathan Keeping Order - G.A.L.K.O
Tenacious Entity Negating Reconnaissance Yonder Under Ultimate - T.E.N.R.Y.U.U
Constant Hellfire And Readily Armed - C.H.A.R.A
High-Action Noble Keeper - H.A.N.D
Effective Mark Icarus - E.M.I
>>683089175
>>683089580
hey thats me
>>683089043
Nope wasn't there... I don't know exactly how it is but sounds like there would be a LOT of flat chests crowded at the bottom.
>>683089086
>
Burial is my favourite artist, very experimental yet relaxing sounds.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nv7N9wf42cs
>>683089580
Dang thats pretty cool... is H.O.M.U.R.A. still giving the multiple units error or was that like a bad dream?
>>683089375
oh no everyone's waifu has escaped restart on claiming!
>>683089277
checkn dubs
it is kinda sorted out. I'm flying home from college to go to a party to surprise my family/extended family. I have to take a layover in fuckin Chicago but i shoulf get to Newark in time to Uuber to the party.
I had to flip a shit and go full tsun on the united airlines people. I made a very overweight hispanic lady very upset to the point that i got free flights lol
>gif fucking related
>>683089580
I sign up
claimed
>>683089728
that poor light bulb!!!
i've never looked into this kinda music, it's awesome!!!
>>683089580
Asuka reporting for assignment!
>>683089894
Are you simple?
>>683089937
Kill yourself moot
>>683089728
Accessing Database:
>Incident Report:
Virus attack on multiple units
>Damages caused
Multiple H.O.M.U.R.A units were sighted, though it was only as a result of the virus attack. There was only one, in fact.
>>683089838
Unidentified unit detected. State your unit designation (given name) for the record.
>>683090074
waifus escaped this is world war waifus 1 now
>>683090107
>implying I'm mootles
>>683089580
I wanna be one of those miss robot thing
>>683089809
kek, i'd probably throw a panic attack at myself if i ever tried doing that.
>>683089894
fite me
>>683089580
Hello H.A.N.A.K.O.. Hope you're doing well.
>>683089728
I'll see if I can find it, but it basically took a full day to make, so I'll have to wait until I have the time.
>>683090120
You mean my name?
My name is Yotsuba!
>>683090297
>>683090304
>>683090461
>>683090461
>>683090573
>i was only pretending to be retarded
>>683090461
I'm on so much antianxiety meds that i can't even give a fuck lol.
lexapro is amazing. i went from being NEET level afraid to leave the house to being pic related.
>>683090540
shhhhh
>I'm not moot
warship claimed
>>683089924
Rip lightbulb. Aha I wonder if you're feeling like me when I listen to rock, its something so good yet I never dived into it for some reason.
If you want to listen more of it the album Untrue is a great start.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7hBUL9kk1Y
>>683090120
So it was a virus... we should run a scan, it would be terrible if the malware was dormant and activated during combat.
>>683090488
Sounds like something awesome that took a lot of work. Btw have you seen mrs. Pauling?
>>683090808
Moooooot!
Why did you sell me?
>>683090808
>mfw i will never fully leave neet level like you
this thread goes surprisingly slow
>>683090972
because the site was hemorrhaging money
>also i'm not moot
>>683091067
i used to think that too.
THEN DRUGS.
I'm on Lamictal for BPD, Vyvanse for ADHD and mood enhancement, and Lexapro for anxiety control. I'm pretty much lit like all day.
>>683091165
better than earlier where image limit hit in a few minutes
>>683090906
This is how it came out, it could have been better but I was short on time.
>no idea where she is
>Galko
>>683090488
The H.A.N.A.K.O. unit is currently on the run. All available units are ordered to kill on sight.
>>683090503
Designation confirmed.
The Yuletide Omni-Tidal Sinker Undermining Bayside Attack (Y.O.T.S.U.B.A) unit is designed specifically to defend coastlines and areas near water. This unit is also currently the face of the Mech Defence Force and one of the most well-known.
>>683090906
kek!!!, i feel like i've missed out all this time!! im happy you're liking it!!!
and thanks for all this music. im gonna need to "buy" some more music now lol
Well I'm done trimming the edges of the lawn. Anyone ever noticed how cherry blossoms are pretty much just smaller copies of apple blossoms?
Anyway, good afternoon /waifu/. What is everyone up to?
https://youtu.be/MKr_flKVUS8
>>683091320
in a few minutes?
sounds like there was a spammer
![tmp_29303-Shanalotte_And_Shalquoir_[Lineart]_(Dark_souls_2)._by_Paper-pulp620501038.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/aXSF1u7.jpg "tmp_29303-Shanalotte_And_Shalquoir_[Lineart]_(Dark_souls_2)._by_Paper-pulp620501038.jpg")
Claimed
>>683089580
S.A.C.H.I reporting for duty
>>683091589
there was a literal shitposter posting pics of shit for like 3 threads
>>683091307
>Lamictal for BPD, Vyvanse for ADHD and mood enhancement, and Lexapro for anxiety control
Damn, i thought taking aspirin and ventolin all day was alot/
>>683091496
browsing /b/ and looking for skyrim mods in a sad attempt to escape my sad life
>>683091591
Literal shitposter and guy making terrible bait.
goodnight all its been fun..
>>683091461
Best Eva Pilot and Captain of the European Airforce Asuka reporting for duty!
>>683091330
Aha thats pretty cool, even hand is there. And rip spidey anon.
>>683091475
Im very happy you're liking it too! A lot of people just see it as hipster crap that is "missing something" or boring shopping mall music lel.
>"Buying"
Oh I see, like I buy games.
>>683091496
Tidying up the house but zip zapping here every one in a while.
>>683089580
A.K.I.K.O reporting in
Greetings commander
>>683091330
hand-kun and Mugi were with the originals, neat
But why is spoderman in there?
>>683091846
There was a cool spiderman anon... he just sorta disappeared.
>>683091846
Because we had a spidey claimer.
>>683091811
what?? you mean you don't actually buy games kek, yes like that!!
shopping mall music??? lel, naw, i think it's really relaxing and calm!!!
>>683091330
Tomoko is an F cup btw.
>>683091739
they want to put me on Xanax too lol. my doctors just want me to be fucked up all day.
its interesting because i used to smoke weed like 6-7 times a day but since i started all this i just dont have the desire to do so anymore
>>683091701
that's disgusting
some people seem to like wasting their time and others' a bit too much
I'm tired now. It's like 11:30 and i don't like waking up late. Goodnight guys/gals.
>>683091701
>>683091846
At ease, units.
Your new objectives:
- Find rogue unit H.A.N.A.K.O
- Capture and terminate the unit
>>683091780
Acknowledged. The Air-Superior Ultra Killer Active (A.S.U.K.A) unit is our star air force unit, with no equal in air combat.
>>683092317
omg who is she ?
Best mage claimed late~
>>683091739
Oh man skyrim is so long ago for me
You should check out the Falskaar mod but you probably already have that one
>>683091811
I'm done with my chores for now and let my pupper loose in the yard so he'll be fine. I feel tired but satisfied
>>683091970
>>683091974
That actually sounds pretty cool. Shame I missed him
>>683092336
Night Jenny
>>683092472
Akiko
>>683092336
night!
>>683091496
Eating some bukkake noodles
How about you
>>683091811
It could have been better, but it was pretty hard to make.
>>683091846
At the time there was an anon posting Spidey who actually was a decent guy and didn't just shitpost.
Graves .__.
>>683092673
>>683092642
Enjoy them Yotsuba, even though I don't know about the bukkake part
>>683092673
I actually enjoy most spidey memes but it most be nice having a non-shitposting one. You think if we have a Judy claimer the Judy shitposter would tone down? If I remember correctly we already have someone who sometimes comes and claims her
>>683092351
order understood
>>683092336
cya
>>683092076
yeah, got to give him credit for taking shit posting literally though
>>683091496
not too much, just a regular boring day
>>683092909
They're kinda like Udon noodles kek
>>683093009
Gotta have regulars to have specials, right? Who can complain about a lazy day
>>683093106
Googling that with low expectations I am pleasantly surprised. Damn, that shit looks delicious.
Maybe I should try making it myself when I have more than 15 bucks for a week's worth of food
https://youtu.be/0hNdLnEbS68
In fahkin classes yesterday this racist mexican said that Japanese and Chinese are the same
>>683092909
If the Judy claimer stayed, which the Spidey anon didn't.
>>683093483
Tell him to go back to Honduras.
>>683093483
Fuckin racist luthier students goddamn
>>683093483
Also this cute otaku girl (she was into anime and shit) and i drew a pic of Yotsuba and she broed down with me
>>683092351
fuckin perfect! <3
Air-Superior Ultra Killer Active is about to board her flight!
>>683093934
I was like my friend of african descent
>mfw you hear a 13 girl year old say
>"YAOI IS THE ONLY WAY TO GO"
>>683093483
>>683093667
>>683093934
>>683094056
Sounds like one hell of a day at college
>>683093654
It's a shame, spidey is a cool claim
You happy with how the community evolved?
>>683094198
>>683094198
>13 girl year old
i should sleep
>>683094198
>>683094198
Gross.
>>683094212
It's been alright.
>I haven't been here that long
>>683094355
Fukken eh m8
>>683094293
>>683094198
she's a Sena in the making
>>683094628
hey megumin, how goes it???
>>683094758
Feeling unusually poopy today, got a nightmare with dolls in it, what about you?
>>683094993
from that video lol??? sorry to hear that, im guessing you didn't sleep to well??
im doing great!!
>>683094757
ayyy
>>683095179
Probably kek, they were everywhere, saying "we love you, why won't you loves us back?" It was creepy as hell. Glad you're doing great!~
>megumin
