Waifu thread
>College/High school stories edition
The rules are as follows:
>blahblah
>something about lewds
>wahwah too tired to care
And most importantly
>have fun
>>683094694
kagami claimed!
Kurumi Claimed
>>683094694
Speaking of wahwah i can sure go for a whammy bar for the geetae Im crafting
In my freshman year of high school I drew a dick and turned it in for art class.
>>683095002
top lel
>>683095002
>slow clap
let me guess, you got an A?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8egtsFtbhDQ
>>683095002
Lmao and how did that story end?
>>683095002
>>683095080
welp
-Ibuki
>>683095080
Probably
Best Ass Game Waifuu claimed!
How's everything going everyone?
>>683094838
HEYY KAGAMI!
>>683095002
kek!
In my freshman year of high school I drew a dick on some other dudes locker and I got spotted by the camera...
I had to do 12h of volunteer work and paint the locker again... fuck me
>>683095095
still can't believe that video lol...
>>683095296
hi aqua, you seem excited today....how's it going???
>>683094694
H.A.N.A.K.O unit here.
>>683095095
I didn't write my name on it so the teacher didn't know it was me.
>>683095080
I think I got a B or something.
>>683095296
Hello booty.
In my senior year I accidentally emailed hentai to a teacher instead of a project.
>>683095544
Kill it guize
Kill it with GET
Good morning to all
>>683095002
You know how girls do the star thing with fingers? In freshman year, my bros and I dick the dick hand thing
>>683095296
Hello ms. New booty
>>683095296
Holy sweet Jesus now THAT is an ass.
>>683095647
YOU SHOULDN'T EMAIL YOUR TEACHERS HENTAI
YOU'RE IN TROUBLE MISTER
Megumin claimed~
>>683095701
morning shinoa, what'chu been up to??
>>683095095
NoTM for best Death Grips album.
>>683095832
Seryu is the thread-mom now i guess
>kek
>>683095647
I need the rest of the story
>>683095390
Yeahh lol I guess I am!
Its beautiful outside and just that makes me hype!
What about you? Hope you're doing fine!
>>683095544
This pic is awesome!
>>683095647
Heyy titties!
>accidentally emailed
Top lel what did she/he say?
>>683095701
Hello my smug queen!
How's life going so far?
>>683095804
Thanks hanako!
Do you like it?~
>>683095841
Mah boi! Wassup??
>>683095002
I would rate it an A.
>>683095832
Nothing happened, the teacher probably saved it.
>>683096017
My nigga.
>>683096069
The hentai one?
>>683096105
Nothing.
>>683095999
Trips confirm
Now Seryu is mum
>>683096105
im doin more than fine!! im great!! glad to see you're doing good too
>>683096105
If a mech unit like me drops its jaws at the mere sight (literally), you know that shit is legit.
>>683096196
>the teacher probably saved it
Top kek
>>683096105
Had a nightmare and just found out that an ex tried to contact me tonight. My day could've had a better start. What about you?~
>>683095856
Laying in bed atm. Slowly waking up. You?
>>683096105
Good, steady and calm. You?
Rikka claimed.
In high school I was on the video production team for the weekly bulletins, we did a skit of us blatantly doing drugs and it somehow got on. So much fun.
>>683096196
yeah
did the teacher tell you something?
did he treat you any different from then on?
>>683096445
nice...sounds comfy, just chatting lol, enjoying my time off
>>683096471
Kek'd
>Megumin
Akiko late claim
Just rolled the bbq and some garden tables out. Gonna get grilingl tonight. Also did you know sometimes stone marten hide their shit and kills in your empty pool? I sure didn't until just now
>>683095002
I still have that story fam
>Kirino
>>683093452
yeah sometimes its nice to have a boring day
>sachi claim
>>683096196
Whatt that's soo weird.
My buddy only bring a dildo once during the class and got suspended lel
>>683096318
Thanks!!
But yeah its right..!You're done with your meeting/lesson thingy!
>>683096338
Fuck yeah!
Im glad we got an other booty lover in the group
Welcome fam~
>>683096374
Ohhh...yeah that's a shitty start.
Nothing much, just enjoying the nice weather and still trying to make Quebec Great Again
>>683096445
That a perfect life I can already tell!
If only the doggy wouldn't smash your balls everyday..kek
Id say the samething! Got no problem atm so life's good!
>>683096471
Heyyy Rikka!! How are you in this fine morning?
>>683096779
hello there
>>683096178
Thanks Tats.
>>683096350
It's true.
>>683096515
It was aquatic science, and I had to bring my grade up so I did some extra credit and I was very tired when I finished, so I wasn't thinking and attached hentai to the email instead. Then I emailed him afterwards telling him to ignore the first one. He barely talked to me before, and it was at the end of the school year so he didn't say anything to me for the next 2 or 3 weeks and then I graduated.
>>683096951
Thanks, I needed that.
>>683096736
Glad you enjoyed that I wish I could go back and do it again. How are you doing Megumin?
>>683097073
Hey Aqua! I am doing fine I just got a breakfast burrito and coffee, starting my day off right! How are you goddess of the butts?
>>683097073
Always remember that you got my vote~
Base is now operating in Lockdown Mode until morning.
Reminder to all active units. If you see the rouge H.A.N.A.K.O unit,
Kill her.
>>683097111
>>683096951
I had to reread it because i thought it said pentagrams
>>683097251
My day could use a better start.. But there's no winds whatsoever in town!~ You've succeeded in your mission~
>>683097111
you probably got lucky and he didn't see it
or maybe he liked it
>aquatic science
never heard of that
>>683097278
night Hanako!
>>683096951
a dick made out of pentagons could probably be considered modern art
Rolling in
>claim
>>683097251
Breakfast burrito?!? Why have I never heard of this before? I need one right now!
Doin great thanks! Aslong as my booty's still here, theres not problem!
>>683097254
Ohh hell yeah! If it wasn't for that vote I would have already quit
>>683097278
Sure will do! Thanks for the info!
Good night!
>>683097618
Heyy tank buddy! Wassup?
>>683096951
kek
Nice Galko, I didn't know this one yet
Saved for my /waifu/ memes folder
I'm off to bed.
Later guys, I'll leave this for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBfWKmRFTjM
>>683097073
I guess it depends on the teacher. One of my friends got suspended for typing "allahu ackbar" into a calculator.
>>683097307
He probably liked it. He was a neckbeard.
>aquatic science=fish and shit
>>683097840
I had a couple of other greentexts, but I don't have them screencapped.
>>683097079
Mioda. I hope that all is well. Or well enough, at least.
Oh shit didn't read rule!
I got high in high school in my senior year first the first time. Was test week and we skipped school that day. Went and bought a pipe and $30 worth of weed. Friends let me have the green and I smoked it. Told me to keep going til the say stop or I can't take it anymore.
Coughed real hard and inhaled through my teeth like they told me to since it'll get me fucked up faster. Didn't feel shit but 10-15 min later, I just smiled. And from the smile I look into a mirror and saw my eyes were glossy and was lightly red. Mouth felt dry.
Then I felt super happy. I don't know why but I did. Couldn't help myself but walk in circles laughing like a dumbass while everyone else was in a circle all chill.
Came up to the group and they asked me to sit down and I said no because I'm fine. Someone gave me a lighter with the flint end facing me and I thought it was funny because it's a lighter and I'm holding it like a cigarette. But its a lighter!
Someone took it away from me and I gother really sad for some reason. Then they gave me an Arizona can cause it was safer for me. I got happy again and it said in a "happy drunk" voice:OOOOoooOOOooo... ariZOOONa.
After that we went home and my as was in the trunk of an suv face on mat and ass in air. Head a light headache feel but friends said I got fucked up real good. Went home and parents thought I had a headache and I went to bed early. Woke up with the greatest sleep ever.
Next day I told some of my friends that wasn't there with me that I got high for the first time and they're like "MY NIGGA ANON HOW WAS IT?! TELL US YOUR STORY!"
Felt good mang
I'm going to watch more K-On
>>683096678
Playing some cs:go?
>>683096951
G8 stuff mang
>>683097073
Nigga you ain't gotta remind me.. lol
>>683097618
Hey duce
>>683096882
Hello akiko
>>683098514
i played like one game, tomo was having problems with it yesterday...
>>683097983
See you later.
>>683098190
Nice.
>>683098240
Have fun.
>>683097475
Awesome! My wind spell did its job, so now you can have a nice, chill bike ride and hopefully maybe there will be a nice breeze going with you.
>>683097724
Youve never had one before!? They are so so good! Well it depends where you go I guess. But thats great and as long as its here I have no problems either aqua!
https://youtu.be/iHRZES6FRYA
Thread mom us lurking
>>683097983
night Kirino!
>>683098165
just well enough, kinda stressed out due to exams, but I'll cope
how are things going for you?
Is posting and driving a bad idea?
>>683098733
RIP Penorcut
>>683098876
yes
-Ibuki
>>683098876
i would think so
>>683097724
Sometimes, someone who trusts you is all we need~
>>683098728
Rikka's magic is real, huh. Who would've thought
>jk, your magic is the best!
>>683098876
If you want an accident, it isn't
>>683098036
kek'd!
Yeah I guess you're right cause that's fking dumb to suspend someone for that...
>>683098190
The tale of a true senior year!
Good hold days...
Must felt like a fking king telling your story to your friend kek
>>683098240
Have fun! Lataaa
>>683098514
Im always there to remember good stuff ;)
This will never die lol
>>683098728
Noo never! Where are you going to get yours?
I have to taste it!
Awww thanks Rikka~
>>683098745
Also I have my mecha acronym
S.E.R.Y.U- Stalker Elite Ranger of Ubiquity
>>683099000
Nice trips
>Megumin
>>683098925
F
He was a true hero.
>>683097724
Nothing much,just enjoying the weekend.You?
>>683098514
It's Katyusha not Duce fam
>>683098991
>>683099000
>>683099006
Alright.
I'm gonna go somewhere, I'll be back.
>>683098876
Pretty sure it is
kek
>>683099006
EXACTLY! Well said mah boy!
Ever thought of writing an inspirational book? lel
>>683099173
Pretty much the samething!
After this weekend I got my last final test fuck yeah
>>683098621
Poor tomo. I'mma get through games to day and game with you guys!
>>683098625
Yes it was
And
>>683098876
Yes it is
>>683099008
They were happy like I lost my virginity.
I'm still a Virgin and the closest I got was fingering a girl ;_;
>>683099173
Oh sorry
>>683099262
Bye Galky
>>683098036
I hope I come across them. I need all the memes
>>683098514
Hey, what's up Shinoa?
>>683099046
thanks, your singles are pretty good to kek
>>683099326
nice! im looking forward to that, have you played it at all??
>>683099039
Battle me m8
>>683099280
Never has and never will! Too much of a chore for someone stupid such as I~
>>683099262
Do stay safe~
>>683099473
Thank you, I'm proud of them kek
Tatsuta claimed.
>College/High school stories edition
I don't know if that's a good idea...
>>683099006
I...its real! Trust me!
>Thanks I practice my magic everyday <3
>>683099008
I got mine from farmer boys, those are great. But I mean whats around you restaurant wise? Like every place around here has them so I got alot to choose from only problem is I dont wake up early enough for them.
Of course no problem Aqua <3
>>683099326
>Fingering a girl
Niiiiice, almost there frenemy!
>>683099442
Laying in bed like a lazy fuck. How's them peaches?
>>683099473
Top kek. Nope
>>683099769
Do it. I shared mine lol
>>683099800
So close yet so far ;_;
So, what'd you guys think of the new Radiohead track?
https://youtu.be/yI2oS2hoL0k
Dio-sama...
>>683098190
>said I got fucked
OH SHIT
>up real good
I felt scared for real for a moment there.
>>683099800
Keep practicing, one day you'll have some good explosion spells~
>>683100044
>So close yet so far ;_;
Don't worry, one day you'll get there
>tbh tho, it isn't that good
>>683099326
I love bros, always there to cheer when their bud achieve something!
Its fine shino bro don't worry about that it will come one day! Just be ready cause when I lose my virginity I wasn't able to come...I had to fake it...rip lol
>>683099661
I kek'd
You're right it takes a lot of times but people are so stupid that im sure it would sell well!
>>683099769
GO AHEAD!
>>683099800
Okk! (No farmer boys in Canada rip)
Yeah I got the same problem..Usually wake up at 10:00..I will do my research to find the great burrito!
Love ya<3
>>683100044
hmmm, this is gonna be interesting
>trips then dubs confirms you're gonna go past third base and get a home run kek
>>683100147
DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS
>>683100421
Wait I'm totally confused.
>>683100044
Those trips into dubs are a sign youre close!
>>683100212
Explosions huh hmmm I shall look into those some more, youre right I dont practice them enough, well not enough as you!
>>683100258
Do it! And when you find one please tell me how you liked it, they are like my 4th favorite food! I love you too Aqua <3 So what else are you doing today?
>>683100044
>checked trip dubs
Peaches is fine if not a bit tired and worried about finances
I'm just gonna try and leech as much food as I can from my dad and hope I can get through the next 2 weeks. Also kinda sad I won't see my mother tomorrow
>>683100421
What are you fucking gay?
>>683100044
>>683100258
Fine. I'll share one. Give me a few minutes to think of one.
>>683098819
Good luck. Exams are painfully tedious, as everyone knows. But you'll do fine, I'm sure.
Me? Eh. It's been bleak, but I'll live.
>>683098876
You're going to die.
Bored af
Wat do?
>>683100258
Fair point. People are stupid they'd buy anything
>even more stupid than I~
>>683100585
Of course not! I spent all my life on explosion magic~
>Yours will still be nice tho
>>683101056
Wank yourself?
>>683100147
>>683100421
>>683100525
Dio you do care!
>
>>683100258
Dude I really don't know what to say about that. Did you try not fapping for a week? They say it makes you sesnetive again
>>683100400
Dubs says you'll make it too
>>683100585
I hope man. Heard that it's big cums when you're with a chick than with your hands
>>683100704
Best wishes on your survival for two weeks lol
>>683101155
wew!! dub dubs, i hope so too shinoa, you got this in the bag if you've made it that far already...
Anomaly, you out there?
I'm wondering what the best medium tank line is.
I'v made it to tier IV in the Japanese line but I'm hearing bad things about the STB-1.
Should I switch over to the German medium line?
>>683101106
It's in the middle of the day thooo ugh
>>683094694
Hmm, college stories eh?
I decided to leave my mark on my campus, quite lterally.
I wrote the first five lines of the song Psycho Killer by the talking heads
I did this in various locations
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yX6FsTIq6ls
Kneesocks claimed
I keep forgetting the chord progression to the chorus in Fude Pen ~Ball Pen~
Fuck
>>683101355
Still go for it..? You could also workout to pass some time
>>683100585
Of course! I'll tell you my experience lol
>Just thinking about it makes me hungry
Hmm just chilling, I might go see my other bros later today
>>683100892
okk take your time!
>>683101106
hahaha top lel!
Yeah exactly! Im even thinking about starting on now...
>>683101155
Yeah its exaclty what I did!
Because I didn't come and shit my balls were hurting soo much it was terrible lol
>So when you think i'll soon lose your virginity don't fap before! Pro tip kek
>>683101559
Nice Bicep pump you got there
>>683101415
good song choice! did you write qu'est ce'que c'est??? lol
>>683101667
ive been "working out" B)
Story as requested.
>be me, 17
>had three hours to kill before my next class
>was practicing karate at the time and figured that it was the perfect time to review a few things
>started with a kata before moving on to simply practicing kicking and whatever else I felt like
>ended up moving around more than I had anticipated and got a little too close to a door
>spun around and reverse roundhouse kicked the safety glass in the door that separated two hallways
>classroom next to the door opened and a teacher came out looking for the source of the loud bang
>turns to their left and sees me and shattered glass everywhere
>I retract my leg while admiring my work
>preceed to next day
>get called to the school psychiatrist
>the headmaster was also present
>they asked me if I was getting bullied as well as a bunch of questions regarding my mental status
>couldn't tell them that I was simply bored and that I wanted to pass the time
>lie my ass off to not get severely punished
>they believe every word because I was a fairly quiet kid
>headmaster seems satisfied, tells me that they never want anything like to happen again
>I agree and excuse myself after a session that lasted two hours
>proceed to next day
>everyone and their mother had learned of this
>the story got exaggerated
>people started referring to me as 'Karate Kid'
>>683101667
>thinking about starting on now...
DO IT! Seriously tho, if you want to make one, do it~
>I will not buy it tho
>>683101667
>>So when you think i'll soon lose your virginity don't fap before! Pro tip kek
I wish I knew that when I lost mine, Jesus... My balls were hurting ;-;
>Megumin
>>683101867
wink wink, nudge nudge :^)
>kagami
>>683101106
You should totally train me, I could be your apprentice magician!
>>683101155
It honestly just depends, sex is actually boring after a while.
>>683101667
Aw hell yeah! Sounds like fun, you should come down here to Cali and see Civil War with me pls.
>>683101873
I used to be in Karate.
That's fucking great.
Fuck it, I'm gonna practice Geetar
>>683100951
you might be taking life too seriously
leave your worries behind and enjoy the ride
has anything happened the last few days here?
>>683101695
Nope! It was...
I cant seem to face up to the facts
Im tense and nervous and I cant relax
I cant sleep because my beds on fire
Dont touch me Im a real live wire
Psycho killer
God I was edgy
>>683102162
I only know so much...
>one spell to be specific kek
>sex is actually boring after a while
Agreed, I lost interest in it a while ago lol
>>683102448
we were all edgy in middle school and high school.lel, i mean i guess they're exceptions...
>>683101867
I can tell ;^)
lefty?
>>683101873
Fuck tatsuta, that story is epic!
Can't believe you got nothing from the headmaster..! LUCKY
>>683101914
Hahaha well im fucked..You were my first and only customer..
Guess I wont be writing anything lel
>>683102162
If I had money for plane ticket you don't even know how down I would be! This movie looks really good! And you're living in Cali..thats awesome!
>Take me with you please
Shiki claimed
>>683101259
>>683101667
>>683102162
You guys are awesome. You know that right? And I will keep that in mind ms. New booty and frenemy. Thanks for the advice!
>>683101873
Dude you got soem powerful legs for kicks. And I wish I can get back into dojo MMA. It was great
>>683102385
Peace yotsuba
>>683102761
Best moon?
>>683102742
Well fuck... You could've written "Sometimes, you can lose the only person who trusts you, as long as you can trust yourself, everything will be alright" kek
>>683102199
Wish I was still active. I don't have a dojo where I currently live, so I'd have to travel around two hours every single time. Maybe when I graduate I'll be able to move somewhere closer.
>>683102742
The only thing great about it is the fact that I didn't hurt my foot/leg as I destroyed the glass. Safety glass is tough, and I could've very well sliced up my leg had I not practiced the kick that I did.
As for the headmaster, they were fairly easy to lie to. It just took a decent amount of time and words.
>>683102898
Key point: I had some powerful kicks. Haven't trained in many years. I wouldn't mind starting to train it again, but see above for one reason as to why I haven't already.
>>683102742
Yep
While playing guitar left handed sucks ass I think it's super cool at the same time because it isn't something you see everyday
>>683102521
Teach me that one spell!
Yeah I met this one chick and it was just to much after a while I was turned off by it and now im like meh.
>>683102742
Yeah Southern Cali, Its not that far of a drive you can make it!
>Please!
>>683102898
Aw thanks frenemy not as awesome as youuuu though, no problem at all!
>>683102898
>Best moon?
Always.
So what is everyone up to today?
I was out for a jog and otherwise studying all day.
Claimed.....
>>683102683
Fair point.
I dressed in all black for most of it
Thatand the makeup, Oh god JI almost forgot about the make up
Fuck that, I'm too lazy to learn how to play more geetar. I'm gonna disassemble my battered electric (broken) and start making measurments for my custom guitar
>
>>683103309
I will teach you everything I know, young one. First, we have to make sure you have enough mana.. I'm sorry, I can't sense your mana at all
I met this one chick who always wanted to do it. It became a chore after a while and now I have no interest in it
>We pretty much did everything possible anyway kek
>
>>683103910
>Tats
>>683103087
Oh shit nigga
>>683103309
I consider anyone who lost their virginity awesomer than me cause I'm still Virgin fag
>>683103374
Still laying in bed lol
>>683103490
How was your birthday?
>>683102426
>leave your worries behind
That's a luxury that I can rarely afford.
>has anything happened the last few days here?
Nothing noteworthy or interesting. Business as usual.
>>683104044
Who's that faggot?
>>683103602
ditto on the black, i would change my shirt color every once in awhile, and wore guyliner once while doing a gig
>>683104047
you've made it farther then i have kek!!
>>683103614
Might make a second one to give away
>>683102898
Awww Shino bro you're welcome!
I fking love you too~
>Make sure to came and tell us when you'll lose it (im sure it will be soon)! WE HAVE TO KNOW!
>>683103059
OHH SHIT!
That's actually really good loll
>I really kek
Dude you have to do more of theses imma take somes notes
>>683103087
Yeah you're right! Shit that kick must have been something to break this glass..!
Welp Good Job Tatsie^^
>>683103090
Ive tried playing guitar and I flat out suck ass at it I don't know how you manage do learn it lefty but grats!
Yeah its really cool!
>>683103309
>not that far
Its the opposite of where I am! It would take me like a week to get there in car top lel!
Why don't you come?
>Please! Please! Please!
>>683104144
The faggot in the second front sit to the right.
>>683104242
Its funny how things likethat change quickly...
Hell its been years since then, Im literally earing all white right now
>>683104047
My smug comrade with high melanin.
>>683104282
>Good Job Tatsie
You could say that.
>>683104047
I passed out, if that counts. I'm looking over on what I said. What was wrong with me? I don't even know.
>>683104314
>Not including best legs
T R A S H
>>683103614
you shouldn't give up that easily, Yotsuba
lazyness is hardly ever a good excuse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1w7OgIMMRc4
>>683104069
then think positive, there has to be a bunch of things about your life that you like, enjoy them
>Business as usual.
in these threads it looks like nothing ever really happens, but they keep going somehow
mysteries of life, I suppose
>>683104282
Lefty is the only way I can do anything and it sucks lmao
>>683104314
I'm going for the emergency exit.
>>683103885
N...no mana? But but look at my shield!
>>683104047
I just got super lucky actually, youre gonna be awesome cuz youre gonna destroy the girl you get with titan cums
>>683104282
Hmmm I could look into how much a plane ticket would cost me I would love to come up and meet some fellow canadian waifus!
>>683104528
I included the first claimers of a certain thread yesterday, best legs wasn't there.
>>683104567
I'm doing something more productive
>fukken math
>>683104686
https://youtu.be/lTWIC_uBtsE
>>683104282
Don't base your worth around what other people value you. You're your own judge
It actually took me a while to apply this in my life. That's the best advice I can give~
>>683104672
Your shield has it's own mana, I'm sorry Rikka...
