Fuck it. Waifu thread
>poke fun at manlets edition
You know the rules
>poke fun at manlets
>put the pussy on the chainwax
>all that green
so your saying theirs a chance? and third time? what the hell?
Oooo which one? I need a new one
Well I can see why, the homeless can get pretty unpredictable sometimes haha, at least now your here with us :D
I'll have to watch it then!
>feeling fine throughout
You high a su'm boi?
Exactly, I'm looking forward to the semi auto guns as well. I hope its like Red Orchestra 2 where it's a tradeoff kinda thing
I'm not too far in, but I dig it, can get kinda monologue-y though
420 dank it gandy!
Also claiming (put the pussy on the chainwax)
True, never the less I appreciate the saying.
Will do, need to watch my behavior. I somewhat like it though.
What? I have no I idea. But I like it!
Most of the time. It's a hard feeling to ignore, but it passes for some time. But pull through and better days should be your luxury away from it.
Good night trips! !!
Yeah! I like it! It's ominous.
Fuck her. Those type of bitches give Germans a bad rep.
Goodnight my fellow Soviet. I shall see you soon at Moscow.
>If dubs, we bomb the goodness that isn't flawless.
Claiming best girlie!
Yeah, it can. It's definitely worth a watch though.
Kyonyuu Hitozuma Onna Kyoushi Saimin – Ep1
I think more episodes of it might come out too
Nah just threw up twice before I went. Shit sucked.
Are you depressed man? What's wrong?
-A Statement From the U.N.-
Welcome all. Before we begin, we would like to give our thanks to the many mech units who keep us safe and secure. This thread would not be the same without them.
We are eternally grateful for their constant participation, and that is why with a heavy heart, we are sorry to say that the H.A.N.A.K.O. unit will be decommissioned indefinitely.
This unit has served us in countless threads, and has been a wonderful addition in the mech family. So please, remember this unit not as the malfunctioning robot you see now, but as one of our own.
Thank you, and good night.
(If that's what you were saying.)
Last claim tonight.
Off to bed, Night anons!
>need to watch your behavior
Like Hingle McCringleberry?
Chek'd, M'smug queen
Will watch for sure. Also I'm still watching clannad, does it get more interesting?
>captcha was stop
>I just might
This is how you meme
As if I'd want to <3
>Red Orchestra 2
How was it there? Heard of it but never played it.
>Best idol claimed
TMI hahahahhaa thank yoouuu
Then how were you feelin fine!?
K.O.K.O unit will always remember H.A.N.A.K.O. Unit
Night! Sleep well mang :)
No. In recent threads, the H.A.N.A.K.O unit has rejected its programming and has attempted to murder its fellow units. That is why the H.A.N.A.K.O unit will be decommissioned.
pffff TMI? you were just asking for cam
Well yeah, saw that part. Thought that might have been your way of saying you were going offline though. Lol
Ya after starfish marriage a new arc starts then i think you move over to after story
But its been a while so i might be wrong
Just watch ut all
I didnt know we was smuggin right now
>I'm back again.
No problem mang! Have fun tonight degeso
What do you mean by that?
We ALWAYS smuggin. Have to. Otherwise the plebs win.
Don't be like that, H.A.N.A.K.O!
Ooohh boi, its pretty awesome. My computer can't really run it super well but its cool. The way they have the guns is basically the semi-autos are more powerfull (most often a one hit kill) but you have to trust your aim, while the auto's take more bullets but you can put more rounds down range
>why such cute pics?
Pat her puss
No fucking clue. First time may have been blood though not too sure. I don't remember puke being that red and 2nd time was just normal. After the 2nd time I felt fine
i mean i came
bed time tho, i'll talk to all you later
>comin for that ass yuno
>Pat her puss
how? hard? soft? times? technique? up and down or side to side? 3x a day? more ? less? any supplementary information regarding this would be very much appreciated. hwat about her diet, should i be looking at/adjusting her diet?
>deez nuts killed on your chin
Everything, don't know what to do in my life. Got many things to pay off. I'm stuck... Working at a job that can easily replace me. It overwhelming. I only find comfort in drawing and in this thread.
I don't know. It's crazy. I literally don't feel comfortable cussing. It's overpowering me. Jajaja
Smug? I am sumg, you crazy. >>683067217
I am squiddie!
Well here its just rude! If ya aint a dude don't share your cums. I aint gay
Is that to your fresh dope son?
Yeah I just finished the marriage arc, but i'm questioning whether to go on. Do the feels get more or less?
Sorry, the H.A.N.A.K.O. unit's been decommissioned - she can't hear you. We're sending the unit to home base first, where its data banks will be wiped, before we send it to the junk yard to get scrapped for parts.
That sounds sweet as fuck. Kinda like a somewhat realistic take on the war.
>why such cute pics?
Can't help it
>Captcha: Select all street signs
Your god damn right
Plebs need to learn their place
They build up most feels are in after story
And you have to finish
No bb pls
So whats everyone doing these days?
What are we doing today koko?
What in the fuck? I feel like your not telling all lol
Goodnight camo, sleep well! :)
I say soft, as many times as she wants, walk her when she's restless, give treats conservatively
Ah in that sense haha
Yes yeeesss, let the alc flow through you
Good ol' Rory, bringing the smugs out.
Well, good to see you still got it
This nignog knows whats up.
Im just drinking a scotch, playing MWO while I wait for dinner
I know the feel.
I'm programing+ hardening a firewall and posting on 6 different boards while waiting for breakfast
Why? If ya aint a dude....I don't want your cums...because I'm not.....a homosexual
It pretty "realistic" (read, you die alot) its really hard haha
I see, then I will continue until I feel!
Nothin much man! Had a lazy day, how about yours man?
I SPILT A SODA ON THAT ISSUE
if you're doing good work at your job there's absolutely no reason you would be replace. Even if you are working to pay shit off think about how much fun life after it will get to. Sure it's a long way but hey maybe you might end up finding something really enjoyable down the road.
Like what I ate? the red shit was from toast and toast ain't red. Also been feeling shitty the past few days not to mention I don't have a high temperature. Shit's fucked.
I'm ready when I must pay my respects to the smug.
Mostly this >>683068168
But and I'm still trying to figure out which laptop I'm going to buy for 950€ .
>Not being bissexual
I still got it
>wait for dinner
what you havin?
She's gone mang, how was your skype cyber?
How was it?
Your welcome anonkun, glad I could help :)
>if ya aint a dude
if you're a woman
>I don't want your cums
>not a homosexual
>I'm not gay but if you're a woman I don't want your cums
Only real originalfags have Yotsuba as waifu
Bet half of you know her is "4chan grill"
Hey guys been busy, just droping the link for you guys to see
Here is a thing. You can join if you want.
Quite aggressive, wasn't she?
Sorry about the ship-based captivity.
you can hide all you want
>but you can never outrun the ship
Woah man you should be happy. Especially on these days. You'll get through regardless.
Ive always known the lesser beings should stay down and drivvel like the dogs they are
Am i ever gone?
Then you must drink until the feels are gone
But theres never enough booze to cure those feels
U mad bro?
Fuck you and your ylyl threads.
Well got damn, if your throwing up red then you should maybe see doctor? lol
I take it the programming is troubling? haha, and 6 different boards? which ones?
>not being a bissexual
Sorry I'm one of those cool guys
Terrible, somebody save me!
TOO MUCH FOR ME
OH GOD SHES STILL HERE
Alright, I'm back from work
claiming and checking in before I go to sleep
So how long did bunnyfag hang around before he realized he was wasting his time?
Mainly for hardcore gamers then I'm guessing.
Nope it's mostly just using libraries so the code is pretty much
>Variable ZYX = ThisOtherVariable Sodothiscommand
as for the boards
/g/ /b/ /tg/ /trash/ and /wg/
>tfw being bissexual gets me laid every day
>i never leave
nah i'll stop being cancer if it really bugs you guys THAT much
>it's just fun to bother you
Well, they are trying to smug it up. But we ha e to keep them guessing when the smug happens.
Oh, it'll happen. All people smug in time. Even Tomoko.
Nah, gonna wait a few days and if it happens again I probably will.
Hello. The bunny is probably lurking. No clue if that guy sleeps.
What is not to get!? I only like dude cums, but i'm not gay. You got a pea brain a su'm?
ooooooooooo, goin in for the 4th cum
>drink until the feels are gone
will do, but don't change the fact clannad is giving me minimal feels so far
It's like this one. a single child fighting multiple people.
I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO SLEEP YOU LYIN ASS HOE
>big cums or no cums.
I AM, JUST WANTED TO STICK AROUND AND WATCH YOU TALK SHIT SO I COULD BRING THE SHIP BACK
Nah. Just dial back the forcefulness a tad imo. Won't speak for Gasai though.
1v1 me on me mum rekt
And the best way to do that always be smug
Then they know the gloriousness of us enlightened beings
I had no feels other than this is cute until after story
Y-y-you dont have proof of the ship!
I'll fist your anus with a hot iron
I was there. I saw the carnage, the war. Then, I saw the defeat. Your surrender.
>IMPLYING I DON'T HAVE SCREENSHOTS
don't tempt me
i am going to bed though, dont hate me <3
2 threads after I left or was the one where I left (the second) the last?
It doesn't matter. After some time he should eventually realize what a waste of time his endeavor is and move on
Wait, people unironically enjoy (insert anything certain people like I don't like)?
Like, genuinely enjoy it?
What the fuck.
Terrible? What did she not schlick or somethin?
I wouldn't say that, I was terrible at it but it was still pretty fun ya know?
I see! well at least its not super hard. Hopefully your days have gone smoothly?
>being bissexual gets me laid every day
>An open dumpster gets trash in it every day
I aint botha'd
mmmm chicken soup, goes good with smug
I dunno man, but if it only happened once I guess it's alright to wait lol
>internet still trickling at 300k
>still need to claim waifu tho
I like your style
So after story is what I shall endure till! You better not be bullshittin on the feels man, I need a good cry
>anyone who tries to enjoy it is only trying to be a weebshit jap
that logic is literally autistic
PICS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN
The images burned into my retinas are the only pictures I need..
...some of us like vocaloid.
i also require pics of this for research
I like it like that daddy
Then i want you to get the soldering iron
If you dont cry then youve never had feels like them before and it would be a new experience
But im sure youve talked to a girl before
Bullshit lemme see some actual proof or else Im going to deny it
If shinoa anon still posts I doubt he will stop.
yea if it happened both times I would be out of here.
It does bring out the smug.
I think it was 2.5 threads total. Quicker than Guro-chan at least.
Smug throigh osmosis. Very well.
Ah, another smugger. Moka, look out, you have competition for best smug vamp.
>wheres your psh
>it isnt right without the psh
Thats the dilemma aint it, your pick between cancer, and cp. I personally think waifu is the least cancerous of the various cancer types
You alright Hanako?
I'll let it for now. ..
Fuck yeah I do!
My trainer thinks I do a shit job, even though I do excellent. They hire new people to see if they meet expectations. If they do, that means I'm doing the bad jobs that no one wants to do. But being on this thread makes me feel joy and I have y'all to thank.
I'll try. You all make it worth while.
I don't have any.. I don't screenshot these things...
>implying anything outside of math is objective
You're either a special kind of stupid or you posess a special kind of pride
>An open dumpster gets trash in it every day
That was pretty funny
What does Shinoa have to do with it
I don't know who Guro-chan is but I was around for 2 threads
>being this deluded
I see weebs quick to defend their moeshit pedo cartoons any day of the week, but I guess they all turned into betas and don't want to confront the big mean normie.
Anime was a mistake, get over it.
-75% bodily damage to outside hull
-Internal oil leak
>Accessing Data Banks...
Data Banks not found
>Preparing Operating System
Sounds like the dude is being a hardass to try and make you work harder then who knows. It's good to know that these threads make you feel good though.
The bunny really likes to reply to him from what I can tell.
Alright that's enough for me. Gonna head to bed or something. Later.
I'm off to sleep guys. It's late as fuck and I'm tired~!
See you fuckers tomorrow!
I've talked the shit out of girls bro! You think I'm a nerd or somethin?
I suppose, but thats still sketch haha
My gma makes a soup that makes me bring out the pure smug. I forget the name of it though
I'm pretty sure the only people stupid here are the weebshits posting their favorite panties they'd like to sniff.
I'm all out of bait pics, anon. Please accept this (You) and smug bunny for your troubles <3
HAH then it never happend
So you admit to being genetically inferior?
Spike and myself 'insulted' him so he rageposted guro for about a thread while saying that his girlfriend loves his shitposting. Kirino and everyone else made requests and he kept saying no.
I can do that as well. Being a qualified cook can do that.
Im still waiting for my psh.
>moeshit pedo cartoons
for that you get another (You)
what time is it for you right now?
I'm sorry you can't accept your inferior genetic traits anon, maybe you'll have better luck in Japan with all the other fat fucks :p
fuck you i was trying to eat
God damn, you baited so hard, you trancended reason.
Good, what this about your trainer being a doucher i hear?
I'll be here all week, and forever
>weapon systems unavailable
Good, now I can safely ask, how are you doing scarface? :)
Goodnight! Sleep well :)
>being this butt mad you can't come up with a response
I mean. . . Your here
Baby your the one abouta take all i can give you
Never let the plebs out of poverty then you become a god damn communist
>Sorry for taking so long to reply.
>But I'm saying I actually get laid with alot of girls.
>Men are really like... not open to have their sexuality all in the open.
Aww, did I spoil little moeshit babe's dinner of macaroni and cheese with warm milk? Get over yourself
Having trouble sleeping, have a headache.
IM ALREDY FORCEFULLY SHIPPED WITH SOMEONE I DONT NEED ANOTHER
Can't you get some new stuff?
I have seen these pictures hundreds of times cmon.
System Reboot complete
- Find data terminal
- Access information on unit H.A.N.A.K.O
- Regain data banks
- Find power station
- Replace damaged parts
Look in the mirror nigger, you'll see something disgusting
So is life hard when you're this autistic and salty?
>Kirino and everyone else made requests
How to deal with shitposters 101
I got pretty shit genetics yeah lol
That you can! If I remember correctly its called a white bean soup. Its got white beans and chicken and its more thin like a broth then a thick soup. Good af tho familam
Thanks for the replies anon :D
Atleast my mirror isn't stale as fuck.
SHIZURU COUNTING SHIT COUNTER!
I'll be tracking a bunch of the things, as long as i can be fucked, remember, or am
around to track it.
Syndra tells someone to kill themselves: 75
Dio mustaches things: 11
Kagami x Megumin no u cuter: 19
Salty Spastics: 5
Thanks for adding to the lowest category.
>hope you feel better soon rattles
S.A.C.H.I can help with that
the ship has begun sailing, it can't stop now