Nuther waifu thread
>another bites the dust edition
>Yotsuba is queen
>manlets are to be poked fun at
>always put the pussy on the chainwax
>go in full dingle
Well the salty spaz count started about 24 hours ago now. The rest was a couple days before that.
Please. Im an IBD patient. Thats so damn tame compared to what I see.
Reposting because bored.
Well I find sex to be a daily need and desire same as eating and showering so why not do it when the opportunity is available like any other need?
So I guess you won't mind me posting then?
If you say so anon :^)
>Data Terminal found
Yeah, I don't want the thread to feel bad about me. I hopefully get by. Don't feel bad man, I got your back no matter what the situation is.
Nah, I try to keep him in check. He usually tends to keep his situations to himself though. (Sometimes.)
>Logs into the terminal as root and gives you access.
iiiii'd rather not, frankly. I don't imagine it'd see much use once this particular salty spaz tuckers himself out.
Oh cool. For some reason i thought you were east coast US. Must've had you mixed up with someone else for times... oh well.
so what's everybody doing this weekend?
>trying to watch Steins Gate
>trying to keep empty house warm
To each their own I suppose, practice it safely at the very least if it's with more than one partner.
Thanks for joining me fellow anon, our waifuss are some of the best out there
Eh. Im a bit half and half. The amount of colonoscopies Ive had make that shit collection seem like all the same. Though that one there is a bit too much fat in the diet.
This is a shitty /s4s/ meme. Stop using it.
>You have been b& from terminal!
>sorry try again!
>Reconnecting to Data Terminal
>Unit does not have security clearance
>Hacking Data Terminal
Access all data regarding unit H.A.N.A.K.O
Yeah but all the girls I have fuck with like my shitposting, so they sit around me while I talk to you guys and I talk the shit out of them
No worries haha
>men not open with sexuality
I can see that, it's a pain in the ass to be a gay guy
>repalce damaged parts
Them feels, but where are we gonna find a terminal?
Though to be honest I'm a bit of a plant, so I've never really gotten the whole FUCK ME JERRY FUCK ME because of that.
>it's a pain in the ass to be a gay guy
If you wanna be a fag, be a fag, I don't care.
Be a fag somewhere else though.
Your kind dont belong here
Now get out
WHERES MY PINK BITCH
This place is called 4channel u newfig, lol
Good, keep that guy in check! Also why do you have a trainer? what for?
What does the data show?
The fact that I spend more money on lube and condoms every month then I do on food is one of the main things that make this lifestyle annoying.
I'm publicly Bi.
I don't really see the difference except the stupid jokes.
>Puts finger in the air just before stopping to attempt to say something
>Finding information regarding unit H.A.N.A.K.O
>Unit H.A.N.A.K.O is a mech unit designed for night infiltration and assassination. Due to recent events, that unit has been decommissioned and is due to deconstruction in - 1 hour -
Thats cute, but my name doesn't start with an M
This ain the pussy crushers club?
>wheres my pink bitch
well wheres my porcelain bitch?
you got it
>WHY WONT YOU FUCK ME JERRY
I have a nearly endless supply of shit pics.
I really enjoy shit :3
I would marry shit if it were possible
I too am publicly bi. What were you going to say?
>more money on lube and condoms than I do on food
NIGGA CHILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL GOD DAMN
hi Shizu, and yeah~
>I have a nearly endless supply of shit pics.
Why do you take so many selfies?
>I really enjoy shit :3
Everyone here does
>I would marry shit if it were possible
Can't marry yourself unfortunately
Ugh wtf it doesn't look like shit?!
Btw where did you procure such images?
I have things to do, so I'm off.
Go back to your containment board you cock.
No this place is for kissless virgin faggots like
And my pink bitch is yuno
Something about puns.
Also girls happen to like anal, like playing with my ass, and sometimes do both with 2 sided dildos.
But the only ones that do this with me are my actual sex friends and not my daily regimen of sluts.
Thanks for the compliments :^)
Stupid jokes? like what?
>I poke fun, but deep down I'm jelly
Why decommissioned? what happened? ENHANCE
This guy is a fucking neet lol living in fantasy land.
Go fuck yourself.
Or better yet, hang from a fucking tree.
Couldn't agree more :^)
>daily regimen of sluts
I want to call you an impure heretic but you're being awfully cordial so I can't.
stop fanning the flames Tats
Hey tell Jonah that, not me. I never kissed these girls, just looked at them intensely
>my pink bitch is yuno
Damn son, whered you find this?
well, I think that's enough thread for me tonight, goodnight koko, goodnight shizu
>le edgy depressed moeshit
This troll is pretty pathetic. I'm almost positive he's the one that posted the guro and rabbit stuff before.. and a few others I forget. I don't know if I should laugh or feel bad for him.
Says the literally shitposter.
I'm only here very rarely for a reason.
Mostly stupid forced gay jokes.
That are easy to deflect back.
Seriously though there are never any cute well hung guys around.
I would laugh at my sad life :(
I heard u guys like desu? :^)
You don't mean Tewi, do you? Tewi is a friend to waifu
I do, my waifu is shit :^)
>says goodnight by name
You flatter me, goodnight mang! Sleep well :)
Even being around girls is haram
I dont even know the last time i talked to a girl i even had the slightest interest in
Fucking 3d women are gross
Hey there, dubulous
Hello, how goes?
I keep opening pictures to see if i can position my screen to not have any shit on it. It's like a really shitty mini-game. Mildly amusing.
You should be disappointed.This sad fuck has nothing productive to do so he posts pictures of shit on an anonymous imageboard.How would his friends(if he has any) would react if they saw his immense amount of pictures with shit.He would stop if he is normal enough to realize that he's wasting his time doing this.
Agh wtf man i was eating a pooptart
I guess you could say im...shitposting
Sally sumo best may may xddddddddddf
Thanks, just thought I'd check.
I'll back to lurking for now :3
hello how are things
Fuck you made me say poop instead of pop!
Pretty shitty, if you ask me
Fuck off spike, if that is your real name
I hate forced jokes, of any kind. that being said I make them sometimes heh. But I feel you, I can see that shit getting old
Get 4chan X and filter by filename, the thread is clean(ish) again.
>-LOGIC CONFLICT DETECTED-
>-CORE PROCESSOR DAMAGED-
>-STRESS LEVELS INCREASING-
>-WARNING! UNIT SHOWS SIGNS OF DEVELOPED SENTIENCE-
>INITIATING ANTI-SENTIENCE PROTOCOL
>SYSTEM SHUTDOWN IMM-
Protocol 2 terminated.
So... they decommissioned me.
Can I shitpost in your guys discord?
last girl I really had an interest in was highschool. Everything after that has been mild crushes that went nowhere. I'm waiting until science can make the 2D waifu a reality
I'll shitpost in both actually :^)
Desufags and weebshits btfo
Things are good. Got 2 finals on Tuesday so I got to prepare for those.
Haven't started but that's ok.
Just stop talking to women all together
I pretty much have and im happy
Im thinking about getting a daki soon
But might have to move out first
EPIK BANANA XDDDDDD I LOSE EVEYTIME I SEE XDDD
Please don't shitpost here.
>take a look at poor Mi Liu, he's tryng to eat a fucking poptart
Yes, i don't have the address but..
well that sucks
as long as you pass
>implying I should care about weebshits
Heh, okay kid
Sentience is good, and yeah they decommissioned you because you targeted K.O.K.O. pls dnt do tht
Sounds like you need a mobile burn treatment unit for all those disses you dish out haha, but yeah gay jokes pretty much always center around the same shit
It's a fucking poptart
What if i took a shit in your food huh?
Would you like that?
You know whats the fun part... my friends watching me going away with the cuttest girls at the end of the day.
Their faces are like indescribable.
>playing some dota less active now
Gay jokes are crossing the line
And that's for Mexicans
They decommissioned me. They were going to rip me apart.
And I should be okay with that?
I don't think so.