Waifu Claiming thread
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The rules are simple:
>It's Caturday. Post some fucking cats.
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Don't be gay
>Pretend you're normal
>Naps and alcohol are a great idea
Most important: Have fun!
Claiming best girlie!
Just finished playing DS3 for the first time.
>yours pilots a 50m tall WMD, don't talk to me about awesomeness
Kek, go buy some wine then, Cheapo-Koko. Or what all my cousins drink.
So from now on, you're drinking every night with Koko and I, amirite?
Kek are they that high? Even still a job's a job.
Too bad those servers are completely dead now.
Oh yeah Call of Halo:Titanfall right? Yeah it was something alright. The spaceships do look cool but so outta place.
>Best idol claimed
i mean you're more than welcome too.
hopfully it counts.
otherwise i'll beg my dad for money tomorrow
up to you anon
Used friend's account. Don't know if I'll buy it yet..
Goodnight! Sleep well :)
I see! Well I love the sentiment :) I'll try and find something equivalent in German, but all I know is Lieb Dich!
Woah! sounds like some good shit, like a pretty sweet 21st type good shit haha
Stop being mean to Spike!
Okay thats a fair point... kek
5 grand every 2 weeks. On the low end...
May as well. I'm not using it.
Bored at work these 12 hour shift kill me especially at the end of the week
Claiming sexiest waifu evar
Hows it goin smarty?
Only white wine for me thnx, and my families got the boxed stuff for emergencies, only stuff thats made me legitimately pass out heh
True, why don't people appreciate the good bf3 maps?
Close your ears
I'll never stop being mean to spike
anything interesting happen?
Top kek but yeah that. Cause if it's space battles, I'm in. It would remind me of stsr wars battlefront
Don't know how old each one are. Dad said his was $80+ and cousin's ex said his was maybe $100+ showed my friends and they said they would've drank it right away (good ol HS days)
How was it?
kek, i cant use private chat either apparently...
This feeling is unique, but probably stay with my Cheerwine and organic drinks. Maybe from time to time I'll join y'all in the consumption of alcoholic beverages.
So adorable, welcome back!!
Haha. Can't receive messages?
Give this a look. It's something to be witnessed.
But Spike is nice!
>at least to me
Maybe if someone else initiates the chat it might work. I will try to message you quick
You know it :)
I don't even want to know anymore kek.
I guess they just aren't "fun" to some people. They need levelution and easter eggs to have fun.
That is if the space battles are going to be a major part of the game. Probably will be though.
>kek I'm talking about BF to one anon and CoD to the other
>box + wine
>say it ain't so, Koko
Great then! No respectable person would drink like Rum n' Koko and me.
To be expected, though. If I ever get enough money for a PS4, it's the second game I was thinkin' of buying.
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Well. Got something else i can send it on?
It's just a text code.
Hey nice dubs! Also l, happy birthday! Why aren't you celebrating with family?
i have discord
Doin pretty good! How was your day?
Saving it is always great, if they're that expensive then you don't just wanna guzzle it like some teen fag
Cep't the main character aint me
>this feeling is unique
Gald your not having a bad feeling! as long as your don't overdo it alc can be nice. How much have you had so far?
Which perv am i?
Pretty well. Worked, and now spending time with you fuckers. Yourself?
Ima bouta fap
Haha yeah I figured... kek
>that pic tho, too cute
Maybe, but in the end your waifu is best qt
Thats lame... :/
So there is no other way we could ever chat or anything?
Kek, I don't know what to feel
Spike is nice to all the cuties
I actually never found the easter eggs. Although some of the bf4 maps are fun
I told you! We'er a simple people here at the Koko household. We'll get some Dom when a special occasion arises, but everyone drinks every night so we stick to the Kings Bay and 2 buck chucks
Geez your horny, Yuno weren't nuff for you?
Sent? I think? Haven't used discord before.
be sure to tell us how the fap is
are you still counting the stats?
Haven't play a soul game ;_;
How fast we talking about?
It has to be! It's space! Amd if there's zombies in it, would it be called dead space? Cause space zombies sounds like something from the 1940s
Kek my friends. I can wait. And waiting makes it taste all the better
Fap off to the eroge series
i have discord!!!
NOTHING WILL EVER BE EENOUGH FOR MY COCK HUNGERING VOID.
Nice, I just pretty much watched clannad all day and fucked around in my pj's haha
Yeah hes gay
Whats goin on here?
Fap away mang
SHIZURU COUNTING SHIT COUNTER!
I'll be tracking a bunch of the things, as long as i can be fucked, remember, or am
around to track it.
Syndra tells someone to kill themselves: 74
Dio mustaches things: 11
Kagami x Megumin no u cuter: 19
Salty Spastics: 3
When I told people my fap today, they were weirded out and said not to fap with my right hand lol
If you aren't a fan of backtracking and constant death... I have some news friend.
Otherwise. Give it a shot~!
Btw, what show is your Waifu from. I don't think you answered me in a previous thread..
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That sounds incredible. I need to catch up on GATE soon. Good thing I'm off for a few days!
>waiting makes it taste all the better
Truth! And its good that you don't have friends who think that shit makes you cool. I hate when people brag about getting drunk or high
>cock hungering void
Fuckin kek, I like it
I don't have that hairstyle tho!
i was one of them kek
but yeah let it heal
I'll would join y'all frequently, but work can be detrimental to my physical being.
I'm half way finished with my rum. I can say plenty. It's taking me forever to post a reply. Too many grammar mistakes. Jaja
Sup my flag waving friend. I am fucked right now..
Oh shit that was when thread 404d with mods right? Sorry it's owari no seraph and sound like a challenge
HS all the time
Haha maybe. You could also just try being nice to him? Maybe he will then in turn be nice to you.
My RC delivers for Jimmy Johns. That fast... kek
Okay, I will go get it real quick
Deez nuts are up on your chin
>anon! St. Mary's hospital just called in. You're parents were in a car accident. You mother is dead and your fathers on life support
>deez nuts are supporting life on your chin!
I missed out on it again. What's with deez mods yo.
Also, adding it to my list of "to watch". Your qt has convinced me.
That ones actually pretty god.
>best qt maybe
But Milinda has best overall title in my book
If I'm ever dead, I'll join your household.
Ain't that the truth. What kind of rum did you buy, anyway?
Wait wasn't it your birthday? Why did I see birthday celebratory stuff a while ago? I'm lost...
All ready for it.
its a serious thing.
>the void gets filled with lewd and vibrators.
alrighty then! sounds soliddd
why is miley cirus in the corner?
It was pretty nice, slept till 3, played vidya, then attempted to feel before shitposting here. And where are you with GATE?
Haha nice! And don't worry, slow replies are best replies
>I am fucked right now
Oh yeah! Think it's /waifu/ meme worthy?
God this show. I reaaally liked it for like 8 episodes... then it got too cutesy for me. I may give it another shot at some point.
Either way. Great claim holmes.
LFMAO FUCKING SAVED
Never claimed i'd do a good job. Also, hi.
Deutschfag? I knew a gurl from Germany once. She was kind of a stuck up bitch...
That's fucking great. Don't have any /waifu/ memes. Keeping this.
THAT FUCKING REFERENCE! DUDE THEY ARE FREAKY FAST! I WITNESSED THAT SHIT! brother ordered a regular sandwich with no tomatoes and before he pulled out his wallet, they were done handing him his meal
Why you do this... Your making me blush again.
I downloaded it. How do I add you?
OH MY GOD SWIMSUIT MIRAI
>Too fucking cute
Hahaha I didnt think I was that funny. kek
Glad you liked that
Spike is as nice to me as he'll ever be. He's still salty he lost our contest. Even if it was a technical thing
>deez nuts are supporting life on your chin!
Digimon will always be more badass than pokemon, I don't care what anyone says
I meant woah! as in nice waifu!
Sounds like a plan! I already got some ghostees in my room so one more won't hurt :P
I know its a serious thing! I have major "no jine-jine" syndrome! and at least you girls have an inward type thing, you could whatever can't you?
This is the original and first of the /waifu/ meme. I'll ask karen for moar memes
Oh stop it you <3.
Did a couple but I remember the Yeti the most. BF4 was fun, especially Operation Locker.
>would it be called dead space
IW doesn't do zombies though but it'd have to be called Spaombie
Like me? You don't even know me. You probably don't even like yourself.
Thanks mang! I do agree that you should watch it though. I don't regret.
Captain Morgan Freeman.
It was, now it's the seventh of May. Mine was on the sixth. But thanks for the happy birthday, means a lot squiddie.
I don't know. I'm feeling something I don't understand...
Is it normal? I don't cuss though.. >>683062917
Nah, I'm somewhat German. But I prefer my Guatemalan status. She's probably a bitch because she acts like one.
I agree, you do only live online
Are you talkin about clannad? if so I might drop it just cus it's kinda boring
>Sir your mother is dead and your father is dying
>deez nuts are dying on your chin
search for this
I'll be right back though i'm for real going to touch myself.
I showed you the pic of my knuckle cut didn't I?
The only one i have
No. I have yet to watch Clannad. I'm talking about GATE. GATE's fuckin' awesome. I just need to start watching it again and finish it before the next season.
Oh come on man! Its not the next day until sunrise! At least for for me...
Contest? You have my attention....
You got that right.
>Jimmy Johns is literally 800 feet from my front door.
>That delivery time though... kek
Wasn't it Charas
>How many dicks do you suck a day
Oh yeah, operation locker I like cus its alot like metro. Choke points and areas where everyone is fighting together. I hope they have that in the next battlefield, which they should cus it has trecnches
Stay meme friend
That is tru feels
I dunno if normal, but you have been drinking so its fine haha, are you gonna make another drink?
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I have to. It has to be said.
>Mili is younger than Mirai
Get yourself an old piano and I'll haunt you for the rest of your days
I was referring to your reference. "I like you" was just my form of applause.
Kyonyuu Hitozuma Onna Kyoushi Saimin – Ep1
Its about this guy who fucks his teachers because of some phone app
Censoring isnt too bad and alot of nice scenes
9/10 would highly recommend
Nothing tonight thank god lol last night we had a racial fight bust out and last week we had a guys bowels rupture so an uneventful night is a good one
I've been feeling pretty shitty for whatever reason throughout the day too but I still kept on.Is it just emotionally that you're feeling like this?
Nope and I don't know if I want to but probably do.
Is there gonna be a season 3 of gate? if there is I would be so fucking happy.
Ayy, days been ok. Saw civil war so that's great but really only thing I had going for me. Otherwise I felt kinda shitty.
search it like this spongecat#2369
We can't go to far or Shinoa will catch on.
They can't mess that up right?
It's what I assumed. It was very well recieved, and according to my friend it ends in a way that more can be told. However, I have yet to finish it.
I love it, keep going
Clannd's Ight, supposedly its a feels trip so I tried it out. I loved GATE though, that shit was rad
We had a drinking/staying awake contest. deep into it his internet/power (I don't remember which) started going out and he forfeited. He's been salty ever since
Sorry I don't :(
Don't know tbh
smonk wode ebery dode
>an update to my shenanigans
I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
I know GATE is awesome
Koko getting pretty maggot eh
Thats a solid choice to start drinking on.
There better be a season 3 of GATE. Like a season 2 of Overlord, season 2 of OPM and season 2 of Konosuba.
Dude, have you ever seen Requiem for a Phantom?
Shit's killer yo. It's kinda slow the first two eps, but after that it's wonderful.
There was enough content that they left open and unfinished so there is a good chance they could use that as material for a season 3. However, I don't know anything on the state of it's manga or light novel or whatever the source material is.
Season 2 of Konosuba was already confirmed and the writer for OPM is pushing for another season. I wouldn't be too keen on Overlord though. GATE has a good chance at getting a 3rd season though.
Nice trips bud. Have cozy restful sleeps
Im sorry friend.
>Milinda isnt exactly well endowed either
oh, kek my bad. Sent
Somehow I feel Shinoa already did...
Ah I see... That was probably fun to watch... kek
Yeah, except for all the weirdo delivery drivers trying to race their ricers all down my road...
I think it had something to do with deep-seated insecurity. She always insisted she was an adult but was always a loud, bossy tween type instead.
>pic related, it's me and her
Following suit. Almost time for work. Gotta pretend I'm sober. Later, all.
Goodnight H.A.N.A.K.O unit, you served a great cause :)
I already got one, and a keyboard. Come haunt me IRL fag
Is it an hentai?
Uneventful nights sound like blessing for you haha
Was it at least good? and I felt kinda shitty as well
Never doubt the fuck up haha, but yeah trenches definitely get me aroused, and add the old style tank? oooo boi
My show got done, so fuck yours
>Don't know tbh
> Anonymous 05/07/16(Sat)04:09:08 No.683064493 ▶>>683064780
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>Anyways how's everyone else's night
> Anonymous 05/07/16(Sat)04:09:09 No.683064496 ▶>>683064780
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>smonk wode ebery dode
>>an update to my shenanigans
> Anonymous 05/07/16(Sat)04:09:41 No.683064555 ▶>>683064629 >>683064669 >>683064709
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>I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
> Anonymous 05/07/16(Sat)04:09:56 No.683064580 ▶>>683064709 >>683064780
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>I know GATE is awesome
>third time is the charm fug
Yes and it was awesome
Plan on using it in the near future >>683064471
>its all yours my friend
I do enjoy my job but working with the population I work with can be pretty jarring. Lots of shock at times but it's usually peaceful
I thought it was a pretty 10/10 movie. Thank god I was feeling fine throughout it so I could enjoy it.
I can't tell if thats shrek or the green gob
Goodnight! Res in trips friend :)
MAGGOT? U WOT?
I know that one ;)
I'm actually watching that now! Shits cool af, what ep are you on? if you didn't watch the whole thing already lol
Kek, maybe if we did more shit talking, but it was pretty lax
Goodnight rum friend! Have a nice sleep :)
Wew that was a close call.
Sleep tight captain.
kek you're right but.. but... damn there's no stopping it.
Sleep tight m8.
I know right? It's so goddamn good, finally something a little new.