Waifu Claiming thread
>This thread has been pruned or deleted
The rules are simple:
>It's Caturday. Post some fucking cats.
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Discuss stuff
>Don't be gay
>Pretend you're normal
>Naps and alcohol are a great idea
Most important: Have fun!
>>683059314
>toothache edition
sachi claim
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>>683059314
Fuck you Spiegel!
>>683059234
Well if you want i can add you and send it. I know the game's technically worth like... 20$ or something? i don't know. Again, don't know if that counts towards the $5 minimum though.
Claiming best girlie!
Just finished playing DS3 for the first time.
>>683059541
Forgot a picture.
Mirai Claimed.
>>683058645
>yours pilots a 50m tall WMD, don't talk to me about awesomeness
>>683058759
Kek, go buy some wine then, Cheapo-Koko. Or what all my cousins drink.
>>683059016
So from now on, you're drinking every night with Koko and I, amirite?
>>683059571
How many fucking gifs do you have?
>>683059545
Worth the $$?
>>683057820
Kek are they that high? Even still a job's a job.
>>683058432
Too bad those servers are completely dead now.
>>683059184
>New
Oh yeah Call of Halo:Titanfall right? Yeah it was something alright. The spaceships do look cool but so outta place.
>Best idol claimed
>>683059630
Never counted.
Aizawa claim
>>683059541
i mean you're more than welcome too.
hopfully it counts.
otherwise i'll beg my dad for money tomorrow
up to you anon
>>683059769
Now you talk?!
>>683059703
Used friend's account. Don't know if I'll buy it yet..
>>683058928
Goodnight! Sleep well :)
>>683059016
I see! Well I love the sentiment :) I'll try and find something equivalent in German, but all I know is Lieb Dich!
>>683059184
Woah! sounds like some good shit, like a pretty sweet 21st type good shit haha
>>683059289
What?
Also claiming
Milinda claim
Stop being mean to Spike!
>>683059603
Okay thats a fair point... kek
>>683059715
5 grand every 2 weeks. On the low end...
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>>683059815
May as well. I'm not using it.
request sent
Bored at work these 12 hour shift kill me especially at the end of the week
Claiming sexiest waifu evar
Korra
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>>683059545
Hows it goin smarty?
>>683059603
Only white wine for me thnx, and my families got the boxed stuff for emergencies, only stuff thats made me legitimately pass out heh
>>683059715
True, why don't people appreciate the good bf3 maps?
>>683059954
"cute anime memes"
your point is invalid
>>683060096
........
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>>683059954
Close your ears
>>683059952
I'll never stop being mean to spike
>>683060049
anything interesting happen?
>>683060173
Pretty well. Yourself?
Clammed
>>683059859
Was it at least fun?
>>683059715
Top kek but yeah that. Cause if it's space battles, I'm in. It would remind me of stsr wars battlefront
>>683059874
Don't know how old each one are. Dad said his was $80+ and cousin's ex said his was maybe $100+ showed my friends and they said they would've drank it right away (good ol HS days)
>>683059545
How was it?
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>>683060044
kek, i cant use private chat either apparently...
>>683059603
This feeling is unique, but probably stay with my Cheerwine and organic drinks. Maybe from time to time I'll join y'all in the consumption of alcoholic beverages.
>>683059874
Danke komrade.
>>683060391
So adorable, welcome back!!
>>683060256
>>683059314
Kitty?
>>683059954
Ayy lmao
Claimed
>>683060459
Forgot about this
>>683059442
Gotta go fast!
>>683060439
>>683060459
Fun. Besides all the rage.
>>683059314
Mah kitteh waifu
>>683060488
Haha. Can't receive messages?
How funny.
>>683060568
You motherfucker! I did not type that and you fucking know it you son of a bitch!
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>>683060643
Give this a look. It's something to be witnessed.
https://youtu.be/SOh91B5GBww
>>683060743
>>683060347
But Spike is nice!
>at least to me
>>683060488
Maybe if someone else initiates the chat it might work. I will try to message you quick
>>683060627
You know it :)
>>683059952
>Low end
I don't even want to know anymore kek.
>>683060173
I guess they just aren't "fun" to some people. They need levelution and easter eggs to have fun.
>>683060459
That is if the space battles are going to be a major part of the game. Probably will be though.
>kek I'm talking about BF to one anon and CoD to the other
>>683060664
how heartbreaking
>>683060965
Don't you give me that face you smug son of a bitch!
>>683060173
>box + wine
>say it ain't so, Koko
>>683059952
I win.
>>683060500
>chek'd
Great then! No respectable person would drink like Rum n' Koko and me.
>>683060643
To be expected, though. If I ever get enough money for a PS4, it's the second game I was thinkin' of buying.
>>683060985
>Sorry!
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>>683060488
Well. Got something else i can send it on?
It's just a text code.
Hey nice dubs! Also l, happy birthday! Why aren't you celebrating with family?
>>683059314
>Autism: The Thread
>>683061189
i have discord
spongecat
#2369
>>683060370
Doin pretty good! How was your day?
>>683060459
Saving it is always great, if they're that expensive then you don't just wanna guzzle it like some teen fag
>>683060460
Cep't the main character aint me
>>683060500
Bitte
>this feeling is unique
Gald your not having a bad feeling! as long as your don't overdo it alc can be nice. How much have you had so far?
>>683060805
Which perv am i?
>>683061270
>Autism: The Post
>>683061281
Pretty well. Worked, and now spending time with you fuckers. Yourself?
>>683059314
Who keeps posting these?
Is it a femanon?
Why would anyone say Spike Spiegel is his wife?
Are you gay or a girl?
If you're a girl. Where are the tits?
Ima bouta fap
Otherwise claiming
>>683061034
Haha yeah I figured... kek
>that pic tho, too cute
>>683061115
Maybe, but in the end your waifu is best qt
>>683061183
Thats lame... :/
So there is no other way we could ever chat or anything?
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>>683060840
Kek, I don't know what to feel
>>683060985
Spike is nice to all the cuties
>>683061034
I actually never found the easter eggs. Although some of the bf4 maps are fun
>>683061051
Nah
>>683061115
I told you! We'er a simple people here at the Koko household. We'll get some Dom when a special occasion arises, but everyone drinks every night so we stick to the Kings Bay and 2 buck chucks
>>683061271
Geez your horny, Yuno weren't nuff for you?
>>683061271
Sent? I think? Haven't used discord before.
>>683061603
You win this round Spiegel but one day I'll be back!
I'll be going to sleep now
>>683061567
be sure to tell us how the fap is
>>683061790
>rattle
are you still counting the stats?
>>683060643
Haven't play a soul game ;_;
>>683060985
How fast we talking about?
>>683061034
It has to be! It's space! Amd if there's zombies in it, would it be called dead space? Cause space zombies sounds like something from the 1940s
>>683061281
Kek my friends. I can wait. And waiting makes it taste all the better
>>683061567
Fap off to the eroge series
Caturday waifu claim
>>683061581
i have discord!!!
>>683061772
NOTHING WILL EVER BE EENOUGH FOR MY COCK HUNGERING VOID.
>>683061790
added!
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>>683061454
Nice, I just pretty much watched clannad all day and fucked around in my pj's haha
>>683061468
Yeah hes gay
>>683061519
Whats goin on here?
>>683061567
Fap away mang
>>683061905
Of course.
>rattles +1
SHIZURU COUNTING SHIT COUNTER!
I'll be tracking a bunch of the things, as long as i can be fucked, remember, or am
around to track it.
Hugs: 31
Syndra tells someone to kill themselves: 74
Dio mustaches things: 11
Rattles: 87
Burger: 2
Kagami x Megumin no u cuter: 19
Salty Spastics: 3
>>683061905
When I told people my fap today, they were weirded out and said not to fap with my right hand lol
Iowa claim
What's up my dudes
>>683061920
If you aren't a fan of backtracking and constant death... I have some news friend.
Otherwise. Give it a shot~!
Btw, what show is your Waifu from. I don't think you answered me in a previous thread..
>>683062069
Dis dick bb
7813 https://www.dropbox.com/s/u9ti5sjy1pmwaid/4chan.zip?dl=1
>>683059314
Kys faggots
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>File: Kurisu 25.png (243 KB, 720x400)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBfWKmRFTjM>
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>>683061999
That sounds incredible. I need to catch up on GATE soon. Good thing I'm off for a few days!
>>683061920
>waiting makes it taste all the better
Truth! And its good that you don't have friends who think that shit makes you cool. I hate when people brag about getting drunk or high
>>683061927
Woah
>>683061948
>cock hungering void
Fuckin kek, I like it
>>683061954
I don't have that hairstyle tho!
>>683062041
i was one of them kek
but yeah let it heal
>>683062021
excellent
>hugs +1
>>683061115
I'll would join y'all frequently, but work can be detrimental to my physical being.
>>683061281
I'm half way finished with my rum. I can say plenty. It's taking me forever to post a reply. Too many grammar mistakes. Jaja
>>683061254
What??
>>683062069
Sup my flag waving friend. I am fucked right now..
>>683062120
Oh shit that was when thread 404d with mods right? Sorry it's owari no seraph and sound like a challenge
>>683062321
HS all the time
>>683062321
Forgot pic
>>683061772
Haha maybe. You could also just try being nice to him? Maybe he will then in turn be nice to you.
>>683061920
My RC delivers for Jimmy Johns. That fast... kek
>>683061948
Okay, I will go get it real quick
>>683062069
Deez nuts are up on your chin
>anon! St. Mary's hospital just called in. You're parents were in a car accident. You mother is dead and your fathers on life support
>deez nuts are supporting life on your chin!
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>>683062321
What do you mean, "whoa"?
>>683062409
I missed out on it again. What's with deez mods yo.
Also, adding it to my list of "to watch". Your qt has convinced me.
>>683061519
That ones actually pretty god.
>>683061581
>best qt maybe
But Milinda has best overall title in my book
>>683061772
If I'm ever dead, I'll join your household.
>>683062395
Ain't that the truth. What kind of rum did you buy, anyway?
>>683062395
Wait wasn't it your birthday? Why did I see birthday celebratory stuff a while ago? I'm lost...
>>683062148
All ready for it.
>>683062395
What happened?
>>683062475
what
>>683062321
its a serious thing.
trust.
>the void gets filled with lewd and vibrators.
>>683062459
alrighty then! sounds soliddd
>>683062069
ahhhhhAHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>683062165
why is miley cirus in the corner?
>>683062273
It was pretty nice, slept till 3, played vidya, then attempted to feel before shitposting here. And where are you with GATE?
>>683062395
Haha nice! And don't worry, slow replies are best replies
>I am fucked right now
Kek
>>683062384
Oh yeah! Think it's /waifu/ meme worthy?
>>683062021
You cant count.
Kys
>>683062614
God this show. I reaaally liked it for like 8 episodes... then it got too cutesy for me. I may give it another shot at some point.
Either way. Great claim holmes.
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>>683062683
LFMAO FUCKING SAVED
>>683062735
Never claimed i'd do a good job. Also, hi.
>>683062195
been trollin this thread all day bud
you feelin ok?
>>683062395
Deutschfag? I knew a gurl from Germany once. She was kind of a stuck up bitch...
>>683062679
Ep 9? I dunno. I dropped it for a while for some reason. Not because of the show, but because I got caught up with something I can't remember right now.
>Kurisu
>>683062683
That's fucking great. Don't have any /waifu/ memes. Keeping this.
>>683062459
THAT FUCKING REFERENCE! DUDE THEY ARE FREAKY FAST! I WITNESSED THAT SHIT! brother ordered a regular sandwich with no tomatoes and before he pulled out his wallet, they were done handing him his meal
>>683062575
Yay!
>>683062641
Oh boi
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>>683062735
Be baker ok i need to kill myself
>>683062917
I like you.
>Mirai
>>683063018
Im not baking.
>>683062735
hey syndra
you should KYS
>>683063141
>>683063141
You will bake and you will like it.
>>683062598
Why you do this... Your making me blush again.
>>683062678
I downloaded it. How do I add you?
>>683062960
OH MY GOD SWIMSUIT MIRAI
>Too fucking cute
>
>>683063002
Hahaha I didnt think I was that funny. kek
Glad you liked that
>>683063141
Hi Syndra
>>683063231
>>683062459
Spike is as nice to me as he'll ever be. He's still salty he lost our contest. Even if it was a technical thing
>>683062475
>deez nuts are supporting life on your chin!
kek
>>683062498
Digimon will always be more badass than pokemon, I don't care what anyone says
>>683062561
I meant woah! as in nice waifu!
>>683062598
Sounds like a plan! I already got some ghostees in my room so one more won't hurt :P
>>683062678
I know its a serious thing! I have major "no jine-jine" syndrome! and at least you girls have an inward type thing, you could whatever can't you?
>>683062818
>>683062960
This is the original and first of the /waifu/ meme. I'll ask karen for moar memes
>>683061581
Oh stop it you <3.
>>683061772
Did a couple but I remember the Yeti the most. BF4 was fun, especially Operation Locker.
>>683061920
>would it be called dead space
topkek.
IW doesn't do zombies though but it'd have to be called Spaombie
>>683062679
Ayyyyyy what's up.
>>683062683
YOU WHAT
>Caturday
>>683063060
Like me? You don't even know me. You probably don't even like yourself.
>>683063317
It's not even being mean it's being meme.
also im just an asshole
>>683063231
Nigga.
Freaky. Fast. The radio commercial weren't kidding
Shinoa
>>683063324
Oh wait. I have that one. Do you perhaps have it in ultra rare holographic?
>Mirai
>>683062795
Thanks mang! I do agree that you should watch it though. I don't regret.
>>683062598
Captain Morgan Freeman.
>>683062614
It was, now it's the seventh of May. Mine was on the sixth. But thanks for the happy birthday, means a lot squiddie.
>>683062641
I don't know. I'm feeling something I don't understand...
>>683062679
Is it normal? I don't cuss though.. >>683062917
Nah, I'm somewhat German. But I prefer my Guatemalan status. She's probably a bitch because she acts like one.
>>683063324
we memeing?
>>683062816
I agree, you do only live online
>>683062683
Kek
>>683062917
kek
>>683062920
Are you talkin about clannad? if so I might drop it just cus it's kinda boring
>>683063317
>Sir your mother is dead and your father is dying
>deez nuts are dying on your chin
>>683063231
search for this
spongecat
#2369
>>683063324
saved
I'll be right back though i'm for real going to touch myself.
>>683063350
Pic required?
>>683063355
I showed you the pic of my knuckle cut didn't I?
>>683063537
The only one i have
>>683063637
No. I have yet to watch Clannad. I'm talking about GATE. GATE's fuckin' awesome. I just need to start watching it again and finish it before the next season.
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>>683063508
Oh come on man! Its not the next day until sunrise! At least for for me...
>>683063317
Contest? You have my attention....
>>683063350
Never <3
>>683063450
You got that right.
>Jimmy Johns is literally 800 feet from my front door.
>That delivery time though... kek
>>683063774
Sent
>>683063324
Wasn't it Charas
>How many dicks do you suck a day
>>683063350
Oh yeah, operation locker I like cus its alot like metro. Choke points and areas where everyone is fighting together. I hope they have that in the next battlefield, which they should cus it has trecnches
>>683063355
ayyyyyYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYwaassuup
>>683063384
Oh fuck
>>683063431
Stay meme friend
>>683063481
That is tru feels
>>683063508
I dunno if normal, but you have been drinking so its fine haha, are you gonna make another drink?
>>683059314
A Statement From the U.N.
Welcome all. Before we begin, we would like to give our thanks to the many mech units who keep us safe and secure. This thread would not be the same without them.
We are eternally grateful for their constant participation, and that is why with a heavy heart, we are sorry to say that the H.A.N.A.K.O. unit will be decommissioned indefinitely.
This unit has served us in countless threads, and has been a wonderful addition in the mech family. Please remember this unit not as how it malfunctioned, but as one of our own.
Thank you, and good night.
>>683063231
I have to. It has to be said.
>Mili is younger than Mirai
>whhy?!
>
>>683063317
Get yourself an old piano and I'll haunt you for the rest of your days
>>683063384
I was referring to your reference. "I like you" was just my form of applause.
>>683063508
>shimmers
>comrade
>>683061905
>>683061920
>>683061999
Kyonyuu Hitozuma Onna Kyoushi Saimin – Ep1
Its about this guy who fucks his teachers because of some phone app
Censoring isnt too bad and alot of nice scenes
9/10 would highly recommend
>>683060347
Nothing tonight thank god lol last night we had a racial fight bust out and last week we had a guys bowels rupture so an uneventful night is a good one
>>683063508
I've been feeling pretty shitty for whatever reason throughout the day too but I still kept on.Is it just emotionally that you're feeling like this?
>>683063826
Nope and I don't know if I want to but probably do.
>>683063844
Is there gonna be a season 3 of gate? if there is I would be so fucking happy.
>>683064120
Ayy, days been ok. Saw civil war so that's great but really only thing I had going for me. Otherwise I felt kinda shitty.
>>683063996
search it like this spongecat#2369
>>683063826
Negative
>>683063996
We can't go to far or Shinoa will catch on.
>>683064120
>trecnches
They can't mess that up right?
>>683064154
Y tho
>moka
>>683064235
It's what I assumed. It was very well recieved, and according to my friend it ends in a way that more can be told. However, I have yet to finish it.
>>683063644
I love it, keep going
>>683063768
I know
>>683063774
No cam?
>>683063844
Clannd's Ight, supposedly its a feels trip so I tried it out. I loved GATE though, that shit was rad
>>683063996
We had a drinking/staying awake contest. deep into it his internet/power (I don't remember which) started going out and he forfeited. He's been salty ever since
>>683063473
Sorry I don't :(
>>683063996
Lucky!
>>683064099
Don't know tbh
>>683064174
Saved
>>683064235
Lel
>>683064285
Lol ok
>>683064364
Wut
Anyways how's everyone else's night
smonk wode ebery dode
>an update to my shenanigans
>Barry
I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
>>683063844
I know GATE is awesome
>>683064120
Koko getting pretty maggot eh
>>683063508
Thats a solid choice to start drinking on.
>>683064235
There better be a season 3 of GATE. Like a season 2 of Overlord, season 2 of OPM and season 2 of Konosuba.
>>683064555
Way to leave on a high note. Nice trips. Goodnight Shinoa
>>683064555
Nini smug, sleep tight
>>683064454
Dude, have you ever seen Requiem for a Phantom?
Shit's killer yo. It's kinda slow the first two eps, but after that it's wonderful.
>>683064391
There was enough content that they left open and unfinished so there is a good chance they could use that as material for a season 3. However, I don't know anything on the state of it's manga or light novel or whatever the source material is.
>>683064580
Season 2 of Konosuba was already confirmed and the writer for OPM is pushing for another season. I wouldn't be too keen on Overlord though. GATE has a good chance at getting a 3rd season though.
>>683064555
Nice trips bud. Have cozy restful sleeps
>>683064165
Im sorry friend.
>Milinda isnt exactly well endowed either
>
>>683064247
oh, kek my bad. Sent
>>683064285
Somehow I feel Shinoa already did...
>>683064454
Ah I see... That was probably fun to watch... kek
>>683064471
Yeah, except for all the weirdo delivery drivers trying to race their ricers all down my road...
>>683063508
I think it had something to do with deep-seated insecurity. She always insisted she was an adult but was always a loud, bossy tween type instead.
>pic related, it's me and her
Following suit. Almost time for work. Gotta pretend I'm sober. Later, all.
>>683064154
Goodnight H.A.N.A.K.O unit, you served a great cause :)
>>683064165
I already got one, and a keyboard. Come haunt me IRL fag
>>683064174
Is it an hentai?
>>683064204
Uneventful nights sound like blessing for you haha
>>683064235
Was it at least good? and I felt kinda shitty as well
>>683064285
Never doubt the fuck up haha, but yeah trenches definitely get me aroused, and add the old style tank? oooo boi
>>683064364
My show got done, so fuck yours
>>683064670
SHEEIT HE PUT THE PUSSY ON THE CHAINWAX
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>>683064709
>>683064704
>>683064285
>>683064247
>>683064235
>>683064391
>>683064580
>>>683064099
>Don't know tbh
>>>683064174
>Saved
>>>683064235
>Lel
>>>683064285
>Lol ok
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> Anonymous 05/07/16(Sat)04:09:08 No.683064493 ▶>>683064780
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>>>683064364 (You)
>Wut
>Anyways how's everyone else's night
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> Anonymous 05/07/16(Sat)04:09:09 No.683064496 ▶>>683064780
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>smonk wode ebery dode
>>an update to my shenanigans
>>Barry
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> Anonymous 05/07/16(Sat)04:09:41 No.683064555 ▶>>683064629 >>683064669 >>683064709
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>I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
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> Anonymous 05/07/16(Sat)04:09:56 No.683064580 ▶>>683064709 >>683064780
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>I know GATE is awesome
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>>683064919
>>683064744
>>683064454
>cam
not today
>third time is the charm fug
>picrelated
>>683064919
Yes and it was awesome
Plan on using it in the near future >>683064471
>its all yours my friend
>>683064863
Good luck man!
>>683064919
I do enjoy my job but working with the population I work with can be pretty jarring. Lots of shock at times but it's usually peaceful
>>683064919
I thought it was a pretty 10/10 movie. Thank god I was feeling fine throughout it so I could enjoy it.
>>683064496
I can't tell if thats shrek or the green gob
>>683064555
Goodnight! Res in trips friend :)
>>683064580
MAGGOT? U WOT?
>>683064670
I know that one ;)
>>683064704
I'm actually watching that now! Shits cool af, what ep are you on? if you didn't watch the whole thing already lol
>>683064744
Kek, maybe if we did more shit talking, but it was pretty lax
>>683064863
Goodnight rum friend! Have a nice sleep :)
>>683064471
Wew that was a close call.
>>683064555
Sleep tight captain.
>>683064744
kek you're right but.. but... damn there's no stopping it.
>>683064863
Sleep tight m8.
>>683064919
I know right? It's so goddamn good, finally something a little new.
>Maki
>>683065323
Finished forever ago, and had a rewatch not long ago. Love it. How far are you?
>Kurisu
>>683065389
Cant stop the ship
<3
>Milinda
>>683065323
It's Gandalf the Dank obviously (^:
>Barry
>>683059815
What is this chick from?
