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Good evening, Anonymous!

You know the drill by now, right? Advice, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation found here!

>trips asks a question for the Hermetic Tarot, gets a detailed reading
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can i get a fortune for Cheyenne?
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heres your bump
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>>683006292
morning rey, hows things
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hmmm... roll. this is superlurk
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superlurk got double dubs>>683006292
anything for that?
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>>683006674
>>683006793
Got a question for the tarot? I'll give you four card reading in honor of two times two.

>>683006389
>Cheyenne has bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Money", "21".
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>open front door
>fucking giant package
>wont fit through door
>open sesame
>my new legionary shit
My day has been grand. How about yours?
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>>683007191
time to hide in my cave for another year
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bump
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>>683006593
>>683007329
Doing great! New opportunities just opened up for me today, so I'm pretty hyped. Everything seems to be coming together right now.
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I'm extremely early this time, success.

How's everyone doing?

-Sweet Roll
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>>683007458
Sorry about that. As a consolation, how about you ask a question and I draw one card for you? It's enough to get a vague omen, at least!
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A r m p i t s
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>>683008200
Well, its slow today so you might be lucky.

I'm doing great. Got some swords and finished the first half of inFamous 2
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>>683009047
Now here's a guy who knows what's up.
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>>683007924
oh, that's awesome! What kind of opportunities O:? goodluck with them
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hate to see trump on that guy
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saved
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My Legion shit

~Bell
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>>683009285
Always.

>>683009506
Making money off of art opportunities. It seems I might be able to make this NEET lifestyle work after all.
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>>683009952
nice
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>>683009952
Where's the armor you dumbo?
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>>682009952

Nice, what do you use it for?

-Sweet Roll
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>>683008775
>>683010500

>*sweating nervously*

-Sweet Roll
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>>683010500
So i think we just realised who the illegal alien is..
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>>683010470
>picks up Marisa
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>>683011052
Waah~
>squirms around in Reimu's hold
W-Whats up~?
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>>683011523
>rubs cheeks with Marisa and holds tight
Nothing, just saying hi!
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Now, lets not jump to conclusions, I am most certainly a human, a normal human, like any other human

(and to some degree I expected
that I was going to be the Lucky 12th Caller)

-Sweet Roll
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what happen to alice poster here?
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>>683011638
I-I don't mind that... at all~
>blushes slightly
You silly shrines maiden..

>>683011962
THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT AN ALIEN WOULD SAY!

>>683012273
Shes not here every single day (or shes on later during the day)
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>>683012273
She should be busy doing her own thread right now. If not, I don't know.

>>683012364
Mm.. I didn't think it was that silly.
>examines Marisa's legs carefully
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Quiet night...
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>>683013031
Not as quiet as the love i got for y-
That doesn't quite work...
>sits back down to rethink her wordplays

>>683012694
Aah.. W-What are you doing..?
>looks around the shrine embarrassed
Oh.. n-nones around..
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>>683013031
yep
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>>683012364

>sweating intensifies

Exactly! an alien would say that, so if I do say it like that, they would think I am 'fooling around'

-Sweet Roll
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>>683010470
I havn't ordered it yet. It's pretty expensive, so ill have to wait a while.

>>683011962
>normal
NORMIE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>683013336
Damn right.
>smoooooch
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>>683013715
>s-smooch~
A-Ahn.. P-People are coming in Reimu..

>>683013700
By pretending to be the alien you think i'd see you as "Too easy so it couldn't possibly be right" WELL YOUR WRONG.
Aliens are smart enough to disguise themselves as themselves! you fkn xeno! Where is Heresy-chan when you need him!

>>683013708
Money<Passions
Go broke
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>>683014237
Would you cuddle with a 10/10 cute skellington who just wants to feel a human touch again just once?
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>alice posting 3dpd

smh
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>>683013708

>sweating maximum

I did not mean to frighten or offend you, if humans are supposed to not be normal, then I am not normal.

-Sweet Roll
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boo thread i say
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>>683014417
Alice isn't here, dummy. You really think someone has the time to be both of us?

>>683014360
Ah... but... but...
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>>683014676
both of what?
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>>683014237
>spooky scary skeletons

>>683014360
I am broke.

>>683014458
Its ok. I'm not frightened!

>>683014509
BOO!
Did I spook you?
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>>683014752
Alice and Reimu. Why'd you call me Alice?
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>>683014842
You're pretty much the third coming, but your threads are slow and disappointing.
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>>683014368
...yes
>>683014509
boo to you too
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>>683014951
Oh, right. Well, I'm not trying to be her. I'll have fun whether a lot of people come or not.
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>>683014360

>Sweating overload

Well.. uh.. check out these dubs! as a human would say, dubs will prove that I am human!

-Sweet Roll
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>>683014842
some idiot linked this as an alice thread in a third party board
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Damnit!
MY fault!
I thought Alice2 was here.
Well I'm just going to trawl through every fetid corner till I find her.

Er... let's just say there were multiple Alices, doing the same thing you are, and I'm like one of the many filthy scribes who chart the history and mayhem that is avatarfag circlejerking.

There is you, there was Alice 2, Haikus... the fortune/advice thing sorta gets handed amongst generations.

Now tell me my fortune!

>>683015172
Well, is not my fault I'm dumb, is the alcohol.
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>>683015172
I can probably think of a couple of idiots it could be. This has nothing to do with that other than that she shows up every now and then.
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Leave Alice^2 alone- she isn't the root of all evil.
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>>683015258
>Daft Punk ha***tremely good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Void", "30".
It seems the gods liked my nickname for you. Congratulations!
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>>683015268
Sorry to bother, won't happen again. @_@
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>>683015258
it's cool bro

maybe we can take these over if they don't get banned too hard

good recon

>>683015268
>she

no wai you know that asshat?
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>>683014676
L-Look at all the people..!!
You're going to have to take care of all of them~

>>683015082
>glares menacingly

>>683014769
There is something less than broke though
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>>683006292
Oh hello there
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>>683015543
I do. She's a friend, but I like to stay out of her past since it's all hearsay and conjecture.

>>683015608
You're kidding, right? The only people here are looking for Alice. Screw that.

>takes Marisa to hidden futon
I'll decide who it's time to take care of.
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>>683015995
like how he lied about being a girl

and being burned in a house fire?

those things?
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I've visited a few planets outside of this Solar System, and none of them had any inhabitants.
Why do you think this is?
I had a rather vivid thought, not a dream, but I actually thought it was happening, and had happened, for a little bit.
This is what occured in my thought.
I went to one nice planet, it was chiller than Earth, and had very few craters. I was planning on making some bacteria or something. Adrian was there. I mentioned that he shouldn't be able to survive on the planet, seeing as the atmosphere did not have enough Oxygen, and he said "Well, maybe I'm just not a cocksucking blueberry like you."
...
I told him that his haircut looked like a stupid fucking mound of peanut butter, and he got mad. Right as I was about to try and create some microorganisms, Veidt shot me with an odd gun he had made (something like the S.Q.U.I.D tech), removing my Intrinsic Field. (It didn't work the first time, and didn't work when he tried it on Earth.)
Then, I was in some sort of void, and Bubastus was there. She could talk, I don't know why, and she told me that creating another being like myself would be a good idea.
...
I reformed myself, told Adrian that he was a little fucker, and tried to make another one of me. I ended up bringing back the people that Adrian had poisoned and disposed of with his I.F Subtractor, but they weren't human, just screaming mounds of flesh. I blew them up because they looked like they were really suffering.
Then Adrian got scared and literally pissed his pants.
...
I don't know what it all meant.
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>>683016214
Lemme ask you this. How would I, the Shrine Maiden of Paradise, ever know if any of that was true or not?

It's not like I can confirm it, so who cares.
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time to get the popcorn
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>>683016214
Wrong thread for that, mate.

>>683016420
>Shrine Maiden of Paradise
That's possibly worse than me calling myself #The Legend
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>>683015442
Written it down on a sticky note so I won't forget.

Came here because I also felt absolutely horrible. Normally I would be posting blind drunk. 2sad2drink, 2sad4bed, just nice enough to post in fortune bread.

>>683015416
No, but she is the captain of a meglodeath space station that hosts many, many pods of mechaneko murdermachines.

That is pretty evil tho.
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>>683015995
Ah.. okay.. lead the way~!

>>683016214
I agree with Reimu on this one, Lies or not it doesn't matter
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>>683016557
I didn't make up the title. Go smack ZUN-kun.
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>>683016420
>the Shrine Maiden of Paradise

is that your steam name?

sorry i don't have namesink loaded

do you have a really obnoxious name rn?

>>683016557
why?

there is never a wrong thread

FOR THAT

>>683016666
pretty confirmed hear say tbh
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>>683016716
Point him out, and it shall be done. I love bopping silly field mice on the head.
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>>683016652
Perfect mood to be here. I won't hold it against you since you say it was a mistake.

>>683016666
>6 + 666
Marisa, you win! Ask a question for the tarot!

>mumbles
Was gonna make out with ya but fortune telling awaits!
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>>683007191
Oh my God... Your socks are incredible...
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>>683015608

>sweating beyond measure

well, it seems there is no convincing anyone

-Sweet Roll
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I wanna kiss Remis feets
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>>683016898
see >>683016716

My name is Reimu.

>>683016911
>1) Go to Japan.
>2) Find the most drunkest Japanese man in his 30's... or has he hit the big 4 yet?
>3) smack away
>4) Tell him to stop adding newhous because Reimu has a hard time keeping up with all of their names.
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>>683016214
You think someone would just do that- Just go on the internet and lie?
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>>683015608
Like Bankrupt?
I got that in Monopoly
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>>683017044
Tbh, if it was Alice2, I would've posted absolute nonsense, yelling 'TIME IS A FLAT CIRCLE. FROM THE DIRT WE CAME, DIRT WE WILL RETURN' and try to summon old eldritch horrors of breads before time.

Err... got any advice on how not to feel like shit?
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>>683017531
Man the fuck up- and fake a smile for the camera
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>>683017531
The first step is analyzing why you feel like shit to begin with. Why do you think that might be?
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HERP THE UNHERPABLE
DERP THE UNDERPBABLE
HERP
DERP HURDAHURRDURRR
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>>683017044
Okay, my question is "Should i change"

I'll eagerly await your response~

>>683017179
You can convince me by removing that guard helmet of yours and show your true face you scum!

>>683016898
You're sitting on an anonymous board expecting somene to take you seriously and tell you only truth, I don't know man but i can tell you this. I once slayed a dragon.
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>>683017531
I feel less like shit now that I'm on some damn fine medication. Also, faking being a very confident, outgoing, not insane person works too. Try that, do it long enough, and you'll start to be the person you're pretending to be after a bit. For the most part.
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>>683017224
Remilia's?

I mean, if there's anyone who'd be into that, it's her.

>>683017095
Are you the same guy who always says that?
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>>683017976
Oh, go get kidnapped you fuck
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>>683017803
I got kicked out of the local community radio show because I was literally 'too auts for an 80s themed radio show that only pulled in 12 people as audience'. However, they didn't tell me straight as the kind anon above you, but rather waited for a week and got a word from the manager of the youth club saying 'Yeah, he wants to restructure the show how it was, you shouldn't come this day'.

Plus cats pissed on my backpack.
It reeks.

...fucking loved my backpack.
Tried to clean it but you know, nothing removes cat piss. Thought I'd blast it with fabric cleaner before taking my docs into the office, nope, stunk the place out. Great shame, wanted to commit sudoku.


Oh yeah, and didn't come up with my own radio show in time, dude thought I had the idea by Friday. Oh well.

Have Hex lewds

>>683018324
Nah, can't, my problems aren't that huge to say that I have to fake being normal. I'm just fucking awkward. I just need a slap over the head, really.
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>>683006292
Is this you?
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>>683018447
Yes. I can't help it. You astound me.
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>>683018324
This, and that idea for the most part is pretty Nito. Otherwise try and find what makes you specifically happy in your spare time, music, creativity, drugs or fucking bitches but just don't overthink what time you may not have.
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>>683018555
Check'd
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>>683017095
Her socks are barely visible in that picture. I don't hate you for that, it just seems illogical that socks could be considered 'incredible' when hardly even seen. That is why it if fetishposting. I don't consider it shitposting, just illogicalposting.
>>683018447
Make this Anon donate a million dollars if he wants your socks.
>>683018555
Checked.
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>>683018555
ALOLOLO HE MAD WHOA LOOKOUT WE GOT A BADASS HERE MISTER ANON LEGUN BEHIND HIS 7 PROXYS O SHI...FAGET
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>>683018846
Errytime Isabella ;)
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Where is the Alice thread?
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>>683019012
>Assuming caps lock is cruise control for cool
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>>683019149
Ask alice
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>>683018947
Well I've seen much better shots before. I am literally obsessed with her socks.
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>>683019149
should have been up 2 hours ago
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>>683018706
If that's it, then get some friends that'll help you with your problems.
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>>683019231
>>683019231
well.. it is
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>>683018309
>Question: Should Marisa change?
>Method: Reimu's Mini Celtic Cross

>The Moon
>Ruler of Flux and Reflux
Upright - Imagination. Dreams and psychic impressions. Sometimes psychic work. Illusions. Inability to see things clearly sometimes resulting in personal depression. Sometimes signifies fiction writing or acting, particularly work in the entertainment industry. Losing control of one's daily life. The unconscious mind.

This is you, right now.

>King of Wands
>Prince of the Chariot of Fire
Upright - A charming, responsible, loyal, entertaining, witty, honest, conscientious and generous person. A lover of the home and family life. A very passionate and virile man who is good at moral support and encouragement. When pushed or provoked he acts without hesitation, but can sometimes find this hard as he can often see both sides of an argument.

This too.

>Princess of Pentacles
>Princess of the Echoing Hills
>Ill Dignified

Ill Dignified or Reversed - A person with no sense of humour and full of his own importance. A person who enjoys the power he wields over those below him. Depending upon the surrounding cards there may be some unwelcome news concerning monetary matters.

And that's what you would become if you changed! Doesn't sound good, does it? Never change, Marisa~
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>>683019404
Even with cruise control you still have to steer. Take you shitposting elsewhere- in fact: keep it here. I ain't got shit to do anyway.
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>>683019149
I've been looking for that shit for like 3 hours, man. Pretty sure I'm gonna walk away disappointed, and you probably will too.
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>>683019520
>>683019392
HOLD SHIFT
POST SHIT
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>>683019285
Where is she?

>>683019385
What happened?

>>683019527
You too huh? Well we can be disappointed together.
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>>683019392
Whoops, linked to wrong post.
Was gonna say 'k, I will find me some friends.'
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>>683019663
fuck if i know im not her keeper
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>>683019644
You have been visited by The Shifty Drifter. If you don't respond to this post in ALL CAPS, you will never be able to type a capital letter ever again.
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>>683018309

Very well then.

>Grabs helmet
>Slowly pulls off
>Face is actually a large, head sized, sweet roll devoid of facial features
>I, am Sweet Roll
>My origin is unknown
>but my purpose is clear
>I must acquire sweet rolls, even if it must be done with petty theft
>The exact reason why... is also unknown
>I, am Sweet Roll
>THIS IS WHO I AM

-Sweet Roll
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>>683019520
thats the spirit
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>>683018706
It sounds like you've just had a bad time lately, which is completely temporary. My advice is to drink, smoke, or do whatever vice is your personal one. Hang out here with us for a while, and most of all, have some fun!

That's the best remedy for a lot of things, but especially this.

>>683018753
I wish. Look at those breasts.

>>683018816
>giggles
And here I thought you'd left me for Reisen.
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>>683019803
THRIFTY SHIFTY, DRIFTER

>>683020039
Yeah, I was gonna do the drink, but I may just post here till I'm good n' ready to sleep and like... plaster everything up.

Usually I'd be annoyed for a week and have everything sorted then so...

thanks for putting up with my nonsense.
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>>683020014
Talk to Reimu about spirits, "she's" the 'shrine maiden'. ;)
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>>683019407
>Bows in respect
Thank you oh mighty sage~

>>683019826
>looks in awe at the big donuty shaped ring of sweetness
Well then... You're clean..
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>>683018753
This is a nice thing. Thank you based anon.

>>683019748
ayyyyyy

>>683019663
It's always good to have company in disappointment.
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>>683020272
No problem. I'm pretty sure I did some crazy things a couple of nights ago when I ended up staying up all night.

I don't think anyone will mind. Hope I could help!
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>>683020303
does she bang the first night?
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Just came here hello everyone
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>>683020579
fuck off idiot
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>>683020481
'She' doesn't wait for the night lel
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>>683020747
You should
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>>683020754
lol... thyre all sluts
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If you're gonna be petty about it, you're just confirming that I was right to never give you more than my name.

Bye bye, fuckface. Nice knowing you.
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>>683020457
You did.
Thread therapy best therapy.

Have more spooky 2D girl lewds.
Oh, and err... if you all are big on names and use a namesync thing... well, you can call me SCANNER. I moved from this board onto other dumb things. Most notably onto online boardgames.

>>683020747
TP, pls.
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Question: so do you actually believe this crap?
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Testing
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>>683021146
Get out this is not homescreen bread
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>>683021017
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>>683020579
Hello. Are you having a good day?
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>>683021080
I'm not. Namesync is from a generation before me, and in my opinion it was part of their downfall. I'd rather keep it simple and just trust Anonymous not to be too much of a dick.

>>683021088
I have to, I'm a fortune teller. It'd be pretty lame if I didn't, right?
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>>683006292
trips get 2
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...kinda want a handy from TP
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>>683021017
You're letting your crazy show- calm down.
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>>683021017
Who are you quoting?
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>>683021264
Actually no.
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>>683021088
I don't have anything that can pass off as a bemused and nonchalant shrugs in my folders which can encapsulate my answer.

Which is a shame, because I have a lot of other dumb shit that makes no sense but can still be used in context.

Ergo, pajeets on train.
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>>683021551
Oh. I do hope the following days treat you better.
Did something go wrong?
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>>683021455
Don't worry about it. Someone I added on Steam and, despite my gut telling me otherwise, befriended.

They got upset that I'm not at their beck and call and decided to turn heel.

That's all I'll say about it since even that much was giving them too much regard.
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a more diverse crowd instead off most of the regulars (well, maybe a little bit of the regulars, and a little bit of newcomers, i dunno)

going to be an interesting night, maybe

-Sweet Roll
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HUEHUEHUE

Do any of you want to join Cards against Humanity?
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>>683021873
Good interesting or bad inter-

>>683022044
I wanna live in your crotch forever, you modern day prometheus.

Best idea all day.
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>>683021873
I for one welcome our newfriend overlords...
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>>683022044

I might, thread kinda seems slow, good way to pass time I guess, link me to it

-Sweet Roll
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>>683022044
Yes. Did you set up a game on http://pretendyoure.xyz/zy/?
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>>683022044
I'm in!
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>>683020337
Now, back to business...
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>>683022335
I dunno.
My ilk are sorta into some with shoggoth shit.
Like... old ancient covenants with demibeings not of this earth, passed along by the warm breezes of the summer solstice.
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>>683006292
Fortune for Colin please
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>>683022225

I don't know, it's like a sword that can pierce anything going up against a shield that can't be pierced

It could end up good or bad, but you still might want to see how it goes down

-Sweet Roll
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>>683021791
I lost in my CS:GO competitive match because my teammates are so suck at defending the bomb sites.
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>>683023001
riveting novel
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gsfgsfg
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>>683023114
Well if you're into some strange, I could get some more newfriends later in the week, and a few cans, and we can both watch this planecrash in slow motion.

>>683023250
Much more interesting than to say 'old crazy shitposters comin' for summer lovin'
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>>683022396
>>683022225
>>683022462
>>683022560

One sec, setting it up.
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>>683023112
>Colin ha***tremely bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Void", "36".

Jeez! That's bad... uhh... I'll try and give you more, as a consolation. Here's a tarot card.

>Nine of Pentacles
>The Lord of Material Gain

Upright - The enjoyment of hard earned success. Financial gains made from unexpected sources, such as: monetary gifts, winnings, inheritances and settlements. Unearned income possibly from a divorce settlement. Popularity, common sense and order arising out of chaos

What I'm seeing is that you're going to see some material gains of some kind, whether it be money, power, social clout, or something like that... but it's not going to make up for HOW you get it. You'll feel unfulfilled by it because whatever you traded for it wasn't worth it.
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>>683023637
haha


...true
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fucking finally

downlowding scripts when you're drunk is always harder when it needs to be
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>>683022875
Ahh~
Weren't you going to play cards with the others?
I-I mean i'd rather do this..
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>>683023847
I'm calling it. Either it has something to do with shit drugs, cocks or GOTY.
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>>683023847
Lol not surprising. It's been bad so far. From the ashes we rise
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oh shit marisa is here

kinda regret my seeing shit decision
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>>683006292
Hi QTpie.

Monthly reminder that this atheist is doing well.
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http://pyx-3.pretendyoure.xyz/zy/game.jsp#game=32
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>>683024804
Why would you say that?
Marisa is always very nice.
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>>683024804
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>>683023637

Cool your jets, hex, I'm not asking for these threads to die explosively

-Sweet Roll
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>>683018447
Of course, Marisa is cute also
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One post, to the one thread I lurk in. You're out of line and manipulative.

I knew something was wrong and I trusted you anyway. Then on the odd occasion I'm around you call me out for someone elses bullshit.

I bid you good day.
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>>683024987
eh i can't really remember tbh

he seems pretty alicefag tier

>>683025003
oh hey babe how are you?
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>>683024037
Bell hasn't started the game yet. Besides, I need a kiss for luck. A lot of luck.
>kisses Marisa firmly

>>683024193
Dignity, freedom, a parent... who knows what he's gonna trade, but he won't like it.

>>683024397
I'm never sure what to send someone off with after an "extremely bad"... Best of luck? Hope I was wrong?

Heh... well, come back by anytime if you need company to suffer through it with ya.
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>>683025617
>tfw you trade your dad in for Euro Truck Simulator 2014
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>>683025225
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>>683025617
>Returns the kiss
Good luck honey~<3

>>683024987
There.. There is another Marisa that hangs out in Alice's threads

>>683025578
Which i'm sadly not..
Sorry..
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>>683025865
>Not having Reimus actual pictures
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>>683024946
Believe it or not I'm still glad to hear it!

>>683025225
What the fuck are you talking about?

>>683025757
Oh god... now that's extremely bad.
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marisa is a fucking slag tho
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>>683026128
i...don't care?
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>>683026149
You being passive aggressive then pretending to be ignorant. I didn't call you out for it and even if someone did- you've made it apparent before. :/ I don't get it but this is your thing: I wouldn't ruin that, I was just checking up on you.

You said the thing about steam so I assume you were bitching at me but I blocked you so now you don't have to have me 'expect' at your beck and call. :/ I just wanted to play vidya
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>>683026270
I'm gonna have to agree with this aggressive
black man.

>>683026728
You sound like a legit bustah. Probably good for your health and well-being to know that.
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>>683026728
When I tell a grand total of two people my real name, and it shows up in my thread, I know which one it was. I can only guess at why, and that's my best guess.

If that was your idea of joking, it's not funny.
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@marisa do you still frequent/mod that shady aneki chat?
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>>683026270
>>683026966
I.. I have no idea what i've done to deserve such treatment..
Is it that you two also wants good luck kisses?
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>>683027055
I can't say the name? I just said it once. How is that a bad thing? I mean you told me it- why would I think you're against it?

>>683026966
Bustah? Psshhh fuck that.
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>>683027060
wrong marisa m8
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>>683027060
That Marisa is fucking nutter butters, and seems to have bailed.

>>683027252
While yes, pls no
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>>683027291
H-Help! The Alice regulars think i'm some mean doppleganger and refuses to listen to me!
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>>683027424
Makes me wonder what Reimu's pussy tastes like
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>>683027291
oh shit man

is it wrong that i don't even know the RIGHT marisa

classic case of mistaken autists
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>>683027615
Y-You too Mr.Tp
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>>683027549
yeah i guess that one was just sad but would never admit it
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>>683027256
Because I didn't want to tell you at first, and only after being asked several dozen times and ways did I finally decide that maybe it wouldn't be so bad to trust you.

So yeah, it wasn't smart. If you weren't doing it out of malice, then I'm sorry to have assumed it. But it's still not cool.
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>>683027596
I think I have a crush on you
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>>683027596
well im helping sort that out
>>683027615
maybe just a bit, the marisa you're thinking of might be found on /pol/ nowadays
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>>683027596
I knew you weren't that Risa. It doesn't change my opinion. I'm fairly certain that you're a slag, running quietly through the night, hiding in the dark so as to not be seen.

>>683027932
Man, it went way beyond being sad. Dude went full /pol/ at the end, started doing some holocaust denying type shit.
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>>683027908
sorry for the mistaken identity

i mean it WOULD help if your retard ass used an original av
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>>683027602
In that pic, it should taste like cum
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The Doc is in! Did I miss anything?
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>>683028238
Nah but in general, like when it's not being pounded by dicks
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>>683028178
To be honest, dude, I'm like 80% certain there are no/very few original avatars anymore. I think we even had somebody working the tyler perry gimmick you're working at some point.
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>>683028171
come on now this marisa didnt do anything to deserve that
>>683028321
shitposting, not much else
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>>683028534
fuck
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>>683028321
UTTER NONSENSE
SHIT POSTING
FUTURE IMPERFECTS
SALTY FORTUNES
DRUNKEN BLACK DUDES
AND CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY

oh, and caps lock
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>>683028126
>/pol/

fuck man let's go there

this marisa is boring af
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>>683028695
fucking hell
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>>683028442
i guess that's when people start posting face
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>>683028770
i'll pass m8, thanks for the offer though
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Dammit image cap was reached. I always get to these so late.
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>>683028074
You're pretty cute yourself!

>>683028126
~<3

>>683028171
Well... I mean.. Those are just assumptions though?

~Marisa

>>683028178
Again.. A valid arguement.
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>>683028770
Sadly i'm not here to entertain you or your silly desires.. sorry

~Marisa
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Back when I was a teenager, I used to have fun exploring the internet, but now I feel so bored of it. /b/ is mostly porn and forums are dead, so I don't know where to go. Has anyone else felt like this?
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Reimu, I want to go to sleep so the morning comes faster, but I'm afraid because my dreams are always not nice. I'm afraid that tonight's will be especially bad because I watched something that was sad and scary today. Everyone i could talk to is asleep right now. What should I do?
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>>683027971
I messaged you back on steam. :/ Don't be an ass- and lets not discuss this here.
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>>683029160
That's true, but me giving you some kind of personalty makes you less bland. It's like putting some sugar on cheerios.

>>683028980
Pretty much. Shit just turns south.
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>>683028980
833785235 is my number you fuck fuck. Shit to get the most popular 6-7 stulyest I have been busy with the kids at bontier the cafe in the but I don't think so much to say the word Over-Encombered there was no nigger are going well bye batches.
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>>683006292
My pinky suddenly lost mobility, I can move the other one perfectly
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>>683029576
Try and pinch it.
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>>683029421
You can't really get a persons personality by just exchanging once sentence, people are more fleshed out than that, So giving me this fake personality without actually finding out my real one just seems lazy..

~Marisa
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New thread pls
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New thread when
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Are you going to make a new one, reimu? just wondering.

-Sweet Roll
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>>683029481
>>683029481
>>683029481
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>>683029798
Its not numb, it just wont move as fast or bend much
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>>683029329
Yep. It's why I shifted over to posting on sites that are relevant to my interests. Pro wrestling communities make me a happy camper. Maybe try finding something like that.

>>683029330
Try watching something fun, or playing a videogame you enjoy before going to bed. Alternatively, take some benadryl and jack off.

>>683029823
I don't particularly want to not be lazy, tbh
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>>683030147
Fair enough, i can't argue with that either..
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Holy shit this thread is gay.
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>>683031222
>wasted trips
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>>683006292
May I have a reading for "Desmond," please?
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>>683032595
go to the new thread m8
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