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That was ugly. Sorry you had to see that.

Well, as usual, advice, fortune-telling, and friendly chats are found here.

>trips can ask the Hermetic Tarot for a detailed answer to a question
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inb4 shitposting
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>>683029481
What was ugly?
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inb4 shitposting
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The Doc is in. I was playing Assassin's Creed 2 and throwing money everywhere.
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What is up, my dudes?
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yuck, that was crazy

-Sweet Roll
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>>683030293
shitposting, lots and lots of shitposting
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>>683030293
Hello, Mamizou.
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inb4 shitposting

hi alice/reimu
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>>683030200
>Kisses your cheek
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does anyone watch survivor here?

kinda want to rant and claim my waifu
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I'mma bed soon.
So is there any advice or questions you have, tarot girl person?

(I don't know anyone)
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So, do you also analyze dreams?
Or, more specifically, thoughts?
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>>683030605
>>683016296
I've visited a few planets outside of this Solar System, and none of them had any inhabitants.
Why do you think this is?
I had a rather vivid thought, not a dream, but I actually thought it was happening, and had happened, for a little bit.
This is what occured in my thought.
I went to one nice planet, it was chiller than Earth, and had very few craters. I was planning on making some bacteria or something. Adrian was there. I mentioned that he shouldn't be able to survive on the planet, seeing as the atmosphere did not have enough Oxygen, and he said "Well, maybe I'm just not a cocksucking blueberry like you."
...
I told him that his haircut looked like a stupid fucking mound of peanut butter, and he got mad. Right as I was about to try and create some microorganisms, Veidt shot me with an odd gun he had made (something like the S.Q.U.I.D tech), removing my Intrinsic Field. (It didn't work the first time, and didn't work when he tried it on Earth.)
Then, I was in some sort of void, and Bubastus was there. She could talk, I don't know why, and she told me that creating another being like myself would be a good idea.
...
I reformed myself, told Adrian that he was a little fucker, and tried to make another one of me. I ended up bringing back the people that Adrian had poisoned and disposed of with his I.F Subtractor, but they weren't human, just screaming mounds of flesh. I blew them up because they looked like they were really suffering.
Then Adrian got scared and literally pissed his pants.
...
I don't know what it all meant.
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inb4 shitposting
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>>683030592
I used to watch it with my mum until just a couple seasons ago. What's going on now?
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>>683030456
Glad I missed that mess, but it's 4chan. Shitposting kind of comes with the territory. *shrugs*

>>683030472
Hello, Anon. How are you today?
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>>683030602
Are me and my boyfriend going to be together forever. Cheesy n shit i know.. > x <
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>>683030751
the captcha check is fucking difficult af

you really have to make it count
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>>683030911
Call me Doc, please.
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>>683030911
oh dont worry its gonna follow us here
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>>683030496
>puts her hand on her cheek after the kiss
Ah~ Thanks for keeping my spirit up after that <3

>>683030456
>>683030293
Alice's people came, they're a bit too rough for my taste.

>>683030335
>glares at the sweet roll
One day i will find out your mission in live..
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>>683031009
fine
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>>683030844
like it's actually a pretty good season

last season was second chance shit

and this season is following suit by like hella blindsides
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>>683031128
>Hugs tight and gives small pats on your head
No problem silly, what's got you down?
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>>683031339
stop it
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>>683031013
Ah gotcha. Should probably put that on the bottom of your post. Clears up any confusion.

>>683031031
I can hardly wait.

>>683031128
Holy crap, she has friends outside of you and her dolls!?!
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>>683030939
Do you guys talk, listen to each other, actively communicate and try to work out whatever problems you have peacefully? Have you been together for more than a year? If yes to both of those, then maybe. A good maybe.
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>>683030939
1. Did you marry him and have his kids?
2. Chopped off his legs?
3. Sell him dank weed?
4. Still got the key to the collar thing?
5. Dragon dildo strapon with the knot thing?
6. Actually have a boyfriend and not a pony tulpa?
7. Share rent in a loveless relationship?

Either of these and you should be fine
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>>683030844
Kill yourself, Omega.
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>>683031128
im one of her people and im not too rough
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grim is actually one of my favourite posters

cause my other likable posters left

that feel
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>>683031487
Is this enough for ye?

-Doc
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>>683031530
We're almost the exact same person. We do our best to keep one another happy and see eachother frequently however we have only been dating 6 months
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>>683030742
Wow... that's some next-level stuff. I can hardly comprehend it, let alone the meaning of it all...
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>>683031658
Actually in all honesty he still has the key to my collar somewhere
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>>683031430
No thanks
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are we all just shitposting now
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>>683031729
Good enough for me.
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>>683031918
stop it you little shitstain
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>>683031128
I'm a rough and tumble OG alice guy, motherfucker, what are you even gonna do about it?

>>683031216
Blindsides are fun shit though.

>>683031677
ayyyyy. Been too long since I caught one of those.
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>>683031487
I wouldn't call them friends... by the looks of it, More like an enraged fanbase.

>>683031322
I am certainly not used to this kind of attention.. especially not since a lot of people confused me with my evil doppleganger..

>>683031691
>gives chief a long hard look
I-In my heart you will always be a Reimu thread fag!~
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>>683031128

You cannot solve the sugary enigma that is sweet roll, marisa, no one can...

-Sweet Roll
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>>683031978
dunno
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>>683032073
Even better.
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>>683032073
Is it a bad thing, giving you this sort of attention..?
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>>683031978
damn it no
>>683032073
fair enough
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>>683031903
Then all is good, it is only when he returns the key, you should be worried.
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>>683032061
yeah like idols and secrets were introduced they became mainstream

it's nice to see a really confident alliance get fucked lol
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STRAIGHT TO MAX LEVEL CURSE
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>>683032046
Never!
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okay, im just gonna shitpost anyway
>>683032073
Risa is... an interesting person. But you are a different person
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>>683032628
you will stop.
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>>683032624
D:
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>>683032624
Straight to max level "blowing you the fuck up with my mind."
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>>683032816
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>>683032727
There's usually lewds posted on these threads. Besides this guy >>683032628
is trolling. Very badly, I might add.
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Hello, everyone. I'm so late! Sorry..
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>>683032061
>nods in agreement
I could always try to shower you in love to get you to soften up.. but i doubt you'd like that.

>>683032194
One day, i'm calling it!

>>683032242
Dunno about that..

>>683032312
Oh gosh! Not you, i love this kind of attention from a cute little thing like you!

>>683032633
Indeed i am a diffrent person, I am glad you realised that straight away!
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>>683033079
welp
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>>683033122
Get outta here.

-Doc
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>>683029481
I'm sorry OP, but how do we do fortunes? I'm really into that type of stuff and I kind of need to know my fortune, especially right now
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>>683033126
<4
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>>683033126
I'm being facetious, of course.

>>683033224
Why? Reisen's cool, she can stay.
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>>683033126
uhh...bad idea, he probably wants that
>>683033233
either give a name or roll trips for a tarot reading
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>>683033224
>683033224
Ah? W-why?
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>>683033364
Forget it.

-Doc
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>>683033126
Who are you calling cute!? I'll hug and kiss you even more if you're not careful
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>>683029481
Ayden's fortune
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>>683033425
dude pls
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This is a thing...still...again? Something? Also, only posting because someone linked me. Scary.
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Johnny's Fortune
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>>683033122
hello adorable friend
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>>683033122

Unless you like S**tposting, you didn't miss much

-Sweet Roll
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>>683033122
ohai
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>>683033506
Hey! Doc Manhattan isn't supposed to be tsun!
>>683033678
Luka~
>>683033718
Who doesn't?
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>>683029481
May I have a reading for "Desmond," please?
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>>683032907
I just cropped and moved all these letters just for you. Don't you feel special?
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>>683033338
Hey, hey. Don't give away the gimmick before I even solicit interest.

>>683033425
I like this one.

>>683033126
While I'm all for that type of shit, I'm too hardcore to be swayed that easily. Also, pls no.
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>>683033789
what is this from
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>>683033811
I'm not Doc Manhattan.
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So i heard this was the place fortunes were read
can blessings be given too?
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>>683033789
That is literally the best apron I've ever laid on eyes on, Chief.
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>>683033811
>mfw that's not me but the name 'Doc' makes it easy to be confused.
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>>683033789
Yes, Arbie and the chief motherfucker.
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>>683034102
arby n the chief
>>683034061
too bad
>>683034232
thanks
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Goddamn my new gladius is awkward to hold

That and my Men of War load times are fucking incredible now.
>20-30 minutes
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>>683034190
You're automatically blessed if you leave a donation!
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>>683033224
Don't even start.
>>683033122
Hello! How are you?
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>>683033789
Hai
>>683034183
Oh, then why do I care if you want me gone!?
>>683034242
Won't make that mistake again.
*nods*
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>>683034051
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>>683034349
I must know where to purchase one.

>>683034586
I could bum ya few cents.
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>>683033317
I would've joined Alice's chat to say hi to let you guys know i existed, but Marisa had just left the thread so i didn't want to confuse people.. After that time i kinda forgot about Alice..

>>683033332
I-I knew that..

>>683033338
Noted~

>>683033521
Is that a challenge?~<3

>>683033811
Hewwo Rabbit-san!

>>683034061
I shall not test your Warriors honour my dear friend!
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>>683034691
Good now that you're here!
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>>683033673
>Johnny has very good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Red", "16".
very good luck, have fun johnny
>>683033604
>Ayden has very bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Gold", "75".
get some gold and wear it, might make the luck better
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Is this really Chief, Omega, Saya, Kamina, and Enthuril?
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Also, is Doc here?

I was wondering if he needed more information on the Crack Spiders bitch?
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>>683034586
does ammunition count
i did this once in Polyanka
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>>683034869
That's half a pack of ramen, to me. Do it.

>>683034913
>blows a kiss to Reisen
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>>683034900
Suuuuure you did.

Also, holy shit, these Captcha's suck today.
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>>683035126
Here is me.
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>>683034900
>Pulls you on her lap and kisses your lips before poking your nose and smiling to you
Maybe just a bit. <3
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>>683035168
I can't use ammunition. My bullets are magical ones.
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>>683034900
>>>683033317
>I would've joined Alice's chat to say hi to let you guys know i existed

can i have the link to his chat?
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>>683034900
Hello, beautiful.
>>683035181
Helloooo, nurse!
>>
Peace (or whatever it is) is now flowing through this thread again, or it might not, sometimes I just can't trust my gut

but thinks look calmed down now, at least.

-Sweet Roll
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>>683035328
I'm sorry TP, i keep calling threads for chats..

But now that you mention it i do have Alices chat.. but i got it illegaly so i don't really think i have the honours of giving it away..
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>>683034869
you can get one here http://www.cafepress.com/+fuck_the_cook_bbq_apron,13074369
>>683035088
yes hello this is chief
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>>683035181
Sure, here ya go. *Trips. Money falls down well*

Shit. Well I guess you're getting bullets from that Soviet fellow. I hear 7.62x54R is a good round.
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>>683034913
I'm glad that you're here and happy.
I'm glad we're all here.
>>683034758
Even this guy...
>>683035285
So, there sure is a lot of this softcore yuri going around in these threads. I'm certianly not complaning, just an observation.
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>>683029481
OP, could you do my fortune? I need one now and it's about this person i know who seems to be flirting with me all the time. The name I would like to apply would be Skyla
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>>683034900
Thank you for your courtesy, based risa.
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>>683035651
How depressing.
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>>683035557
later sweet r

>>683035607
i mean i just don't feel like signing in to steam
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>>683035328
You don't seem sketchy at all, dude. Like, not even a little bit.
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>>683035235
Well, uh, hi Doc! How are ya?
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>>683035651
My collection is now complete.

>>683035659
I can contribute to the softcore yuri.
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>>683035907
and yet my login is still valid

yfw
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>>683035907
Yeah, man.
Because the shitty ajax was always super seekrit clubhouse.
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>>683036109
You didn't even include a face tho
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>>683036186
Forgot the duper in super duper seekrit.
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>>683035959
The lewd bunny is here. And it also looks like it isn't cold here in Brazil anymore.
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>>683036326
I am not drunk enough for this shit.
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>>6830355557

I just realised what a mess that second part was...

I wonder what happened when I was typing it up

-Sweet Roll
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>>683036186
>>683036109
Honestly, it's kind of like a gated community, and you're minorities. It's less of a secret thing, and more that we don't want you bringing down property values.
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>>683035876
not really, im just keeping a promise i made
>>683035607
you can still pop in there, old marisa has been gone for a while now so i dont think anyone would get confused
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>>683031698
nice
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>>683036186
seekrit enough for you to not be in it
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>>683035654
It's like you want to tempt me to rob a bank.

>calls out
Hey Marisa! Do you rob banks!


>>683035698
>The King of Pentacles
The King of the Thrones of Earth


Upright - A loyal and dependable leader who is neither particularly intelligent or imaginative. He is trustworthy, patient, cautious and uses his inborn wisdom to increase his wealth. He is slow to lose his temper, but once angered he stands rigid against his enemies.

Does that sound like it relates to her at all?
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>>683035326
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>>683036256
mfw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97rLRloBWwE
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>>683036503
O heavens. What will I ever do without the cult of personality?
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>>683036631
Fuck off back to the soup kitchen.
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>>683035557
>glares once again at the crumbly circle in a huge bulky armor
I knew it was all your doing.. just wait till i get the proof~

>>683035749
You're welcomed slighty curved sword~

>>683035285
>With a slight blush across her face she looks at you
O-Oh gosh~ Maybe i will have to take you up on that challenge.. M-Maybe..

>>683035194
T-Totally did! Mhm!

>>683036597
Perchance.. but i'm really shy unless Reimu or Reisen is around~

>>683035887
I... probably could..
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>>683035557
>>683036489

messed up there

-Sweet Roll
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>>683036484
We're all alive, that means nobody is drunk enough.
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>>683036845
>>683036749
Eat shit nerd
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>>683035659
Ah! I am too. I'm glad to see you~ I'm a bit busy atm but soon! Soon I shall be free.
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>>683036638
I could probably disguise as one of the tellers and just give you all the money.
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oh my god
who is this fucking cringelord
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>>683036749
Have a more fun time elsewhere, I guess.

>>683036737
Hey, I can dig this shit, man.

>>683036880
Yo, I'm not sure what you're alluding to with the curved sword thing, but it feels complimentary, so whatever.
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what is this marisa was fucking chii on her new add drugs

just a thought
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>>683036880
>She whimpers and squeezes you tight, resting her head on your shoulder
I wonder what Marisa would do to me
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>>683037163
I might be completely blind.. But aren't you sabre by any chance?
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>>683037163
yeah pinback is great

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgdJSSlGQHo
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>>683037376
>she
>her
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>>683037182
>>683037182
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>>683036638
Bank robberies!? Hell no!
I just borrow those paper things from their vaults from now and then..
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>>683037618
if*
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>>683037664
You do, don't you?
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>>683036465
Thats always nice. Hope your day has been good.

So, whats up?
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>>683037051
Really? Would you? Ah, the gods would be pissed if I did something like that.

>grumbles
Dumb purity...

>>683037664
...what do they do when you bring them back, then?
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>>683038004
Nothing really, execpt that vid. lawd why did you do that
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>>683038008
Yes or no, which is it, Reimu-chan? Besides doesn't your shrine lack a god?
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>>683037037
Mmhm.
>>683037555
I'm checking thse
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>>683037376
>runs her finger up along your leg
So many options! I have no idea where to start~

>>683037182
Not quite sure what you're expecting of me.. Apart from wishing i was someone i'm not..

>>683038008
Oh i don't.. They always get so mad when i return their stuff!
It's like they don't even want it to begin with!
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>>683036880
eh they're nice enough in there
>>683038320
lacking a god and a demon ended up working there
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>>683037445
Oh sweet jesus. Yes, I get it now. God dammit.

>>683036638
Hey Reimoo, can you do a cheeky little fortune reading for a wee Omega, or is that not how this thing works?
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>>683038320
It doesn't lack one, he just doesn't have a name. Well, my shrine is dedicated to a bunch of gods now that I've set up here.

Hiroyuki-sama and the Seven Nameless Sons.
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>>683038513
An alcoholic demon I might add. Also, work is kind of a loose term.
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>>683038507
>Bites her lip and lets out a small whimper, blushing bright red as she places a hand on your leg
Well It's not like I'd be opposed to anything..
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>>683038426
You're looking especially blue today.
>>683038320
I believe it does. But what god would accept such an impure shrine!?
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>>683038746
Stop, Desu.
Just stop.
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>>683038192
I thought it was really funny. And it was!

>not having a tiny spider sized restraining order
pleb
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>>683038544
The way it works is under fluctuation right now, so I'll just draw a tarot card for you.

>Five of Swords

Lord of Defeat

Upright - Defeat, loss, failure, dishonour, a need to curb futile belligerence, accept the inevitable and swallow pride. Negative thoughts and attitudes.
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>>683038722
i havent touched the whiskey in a while now and i give fortunes to those reimu misses. im also supposed to be the chef but she never makes me cook anything
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>>683038507
Somehow, the fiesty girls keep finding increasingly cute ways to kiss/hug each other and shitpost.
>>683038700
Is it possible to do a fortune for someone else?
A person I know, Adrian.
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>>683038507
That's bank ro-

...nevermind. Can you share some of that next time?

(Maybe it counts as long as I pretend I don't know it's wrong.)
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You don't say.
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>>683038700
>>683038868
Just pocket the money when they're not looking. Besides, you could use that money to fix up the shrine so it doesn't look like a dump compared to Moriya Shrine.

>>683038986
Oh I was thinking of Suika.
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>>683039236
oh. yeah she is an acoholic
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>>683038868
And, your ears are especially flimsy. Neither of these things are bad, of course...
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>>683038513
You say that now..

>>683038544
Don't worry, i like them a little crooked~

>>683038997
We can teach you a thing or two so you can get your hugging game on with bunny!

>>683039137
Share? why? It's useless junk that i just put away under the rug to make it more comfy to walk on~

>>683038746
O-Oh really? I can come up with some pretty devious stuff you know..
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>>683038979
That's a wee bit vague, because it doesn't say who the bearer of all those bad thoughts is. If it's me, then yeah, I totally get that, because I'm here and it fires up my heel instincts.
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>>683039236

It never hurt to spruce up a shrine

or did it?

-Sweet Roll
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>>683039615
Don't get me too excited now, it is getting very late
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>>683038997
>Nine of Wands
Lord of Great Strength

Ill Dignified or Reversed - Lack or inability to give and take. Projects pursued that are destined to fail because of their impractical nature. Delays and disarray. Card could indicate possible poor or ill health. A secure position that is no longer. Personality flaws.

Hrm.

>>683039236
I never know when they're looking or not, is the problem.

...ouch. Why does my stomach hurt suddenly?
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>>683039735
I come every day and sweep. Does that count?
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>>683039615
i've been in there for 4 years, i think i can say that
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>>683039788
How has the Twisted Wreckage dropped so far?
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>>683039615
Marisa you can spend that paper to buy cool things, like.....brooms and shit. I don't know what you're into besides petty theft and Alice.

>>683039788
That may or may not be the gods. It might also be the fact you haven't eaten in a couple of days.
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>>683039788
>Projects pursued that are destined to fail because of their impractical nature.
Does this reading only apply from now on, and isn't a description of the past?
Adrian managed to teleport a giant exploding squid into New York, stopping World War III.
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What is it exactly that you guys do in these threads? I'm curious.
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>>683039615
I'm pretty much at the far end of the Alice & Friends! spectrum, to be honest. Most people are not as... aggressive as I am.

Also, pls no. There's no need for talk like that.

>>683039971
Twisted Wreckage is still around?
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>>683039851

All the way I'm thinking about you getting injured doing that are nonsensical and might have little to do with sweeping. -_-

-Sweet Roll
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>>683040342
I sit here and stare at the screen. And then leave after an uneventfully filled night to go and play a dull game of Audiosurf.
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>>683039658
Then it probably does apply to you. And since I'm the one you'd be heeling, I hope you'll follow it. Remember that your feelings about the cards are as important as mine. We're both a part of the process.

Here, I'll draw you another one just to expand on it and be sure.

>Nine of Swords

Lord of Despair and Cruelty

Upright - Deception, premonitions and bad dreams, suffering and depression, cruelty, disappointment violence, loss and scandal. All of these may be overcome through faith and calculated inaction. This is the card of the martyr and with it comes new life out of suffering.

The way I interpret this is that only bad things await you if you are unnecessarily belligerent.

>>683039615
I-I need rug padding too! By the way, are you having fun over there? It sure looks fun.

>grins
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>>683040550
Sounds fantastic.
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>>683039867
i can also say they can be dicks at times and most of the time its warranted so if you do pop in and they start being dicks tell them i said to fuck off
>>683039788
>hands you a bowl of rice
probably lack of food since you never eat
>>683040342
chat, give fortunes, shitpost
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>>683040086
Mushrooms..

>>683039867
Alright alright! I'm sold~

>>683039785
>gets off your lap and sits next to you staring deep into your eyes
Mmh okay~

>>683040397
A-And so far you've turned out pretty lovely!

>>683040429
Someone has to sweep up all the crumbles you leave behind!

>>683040646
Mm~<3
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>>683039615
>We can teach you a thing or two so you can get your hugging game on with bunny!
Uh...
If there are techniques to hugging, that's madness.
...
Quantity over quality?
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>>683040681
I know. Pretty fucking exciting isn't it?

>>683040429
I will probably shoot myself with the broom.
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>>683040810
Yeah! You can buy a bunch of those with that paper!
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>>683040853
You'd think thats the case, but i can deliver some pretty mean hugs

>>683040646
>>683038868
Riiiiiiiiiiiiight?~
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>>683040342
Shoot the shit, help people that ask for it, make sure everyone is safe and relatively healthy, and apparently read fortunes. Less of the second thing, more of the first and last, which kind of bum me out.

>>683040646
Well Jesus, even I could see that. I'm like 4 seconds away from getting banned at any fucking time. I'm not particularly interested in toning it back, tbh.

>>683040810
Hey, hey, I'm still rough and tumble. Don't forget that. No one escapes the pissiness of Omega.
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>>683040646
>I-I need rug padding too! By the way, are you having fun over there? It sure looks fun.
Reading this without reading the earlier posts, I had actually assumed "rug padding" to be slang for some sort of lewd activity...
...I feel dissapointment, and I do not know what it lies in.
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>>683039971
I... vaguely get what you're referencing but I don't know enough about it to say anything, sorry.

>>683040086
Damn it! How do you tell the difference!

>>683040155
It could be either one. Sometimes, the card I draw represents a persistent personality trait of the person in question.

But in this case, I'd say he succeeded at that. At least we're not at war! So it's probably referring to a future project.
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>>683040810
>Pulls you into bed with me and holds you close, running my hands along your sides while gently nibbling your ear
I'm sure it'll just give you even more time to think up of things to do huh
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>>683041261
Get ready for a visit from the Lord of Despair and Cruelty, then. Why ask for a fortune if you're not gonna try to avoid the bad end?

>>683041294
I thought it might be taken that way, but since "rug padding" doesn't actually make sense as anything sexual, it seemed alright.
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>>683041360
Eat something. If it doesn't go away, then it's probably the gods. I don't know. Do I look like Eiren to you?
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>>683041261
>>683040727
Can I get my fortune told? I've got finals coming up.
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>>683040810

I don't leave a trail of crumbs, I may smuggle in sweet rolls for my secret stash and my head might be one, too, but, I am smart enough to not leave behind crumbs, you have to learn stuff like this if you want to be successful in my trade, marisa

-Sweet Roll
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>>683041360
Eh? Adrian, failing at a future project.
But, that could mean that the one I mentioned only appeared to work initially, but will end up failing?
I can't see how, unless...
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>>683041957
need a name or ask reimu for a tarot reading
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>>683042133
Aye, name's Andrew.
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>>683041974
My perception of the future has been working fine.
But, my universe, if I attempt to look at the future there...
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I'm starting to see double, so i'll probably head to bed before i say something inappropriate~
Sorry!
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>>683041974
It could have something to do with alternate realities again. You had to re-form yourself, remember? That chain of events could have altered the course of the future a lot more than you realize.

>>683041892
You could if you tried.

>>683041243
Hiro-sama likes me just the way I am, thank you very much.

>dubs if he doesn't
>trips if he's plotting my demise as we speak
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>>683042549
Goodnight, lewd Marisa- I mean Marisa.
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>>683042264
>Andrew ha***tremely good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Silver", "36".
seems you will have good luck but i would still recommend studying just to be safe
>>683042549
night
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Alright! Am here now for real. Sorry.
>>683041294
Ahahaha...
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>>683042785
Thanks, chief.
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>>683041824
Hey, haven't you read The Odyssey? Or Le Morte D'Artur? Or any stories involving Sir Pelleas? Or Paradise Lost? Or any Greek/Roman myth involving an oracle? Shit always goes south when you try to change stuff. Best option is to stick to the path and hope for the best.

Also, I -am- the Lord of Despair and Cruelty, and don't you ever forget that shit.

>>683042549
If you're the one I've been talking to, goodnight. If not, fuck off.
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>>683042574
I could, couldn't I?

Nope, don't know much else on the subject. Sorry!
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>>683043006
I see, so you only copy appearances, not skills.

>>683042975
Oh boy, he's already went heel...
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>>683042574
Not quite...
I didn't want to have to divulge this weakness, but the tachyons Adrian used to impair my perception of time would definitely not be in effect anymore...
However, if I look back at my universe, it's still cloudy. And, I seem to be effected in a different way in this universe. If, despite Adrian's efforts, nuclear war still occured, that event, letting loose a burst of tachyons, might occur in a similar way here.
But, how?
The only person who was willing and able to stop Veidt is dead. If the tachyons also blocked me from seeing something else that Rorschach had planned, and set into motion before I killed him...
...I'll have to check...
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>>683043197
Well yes and no. While I can copy their physical appearance, I can also perform a very small portion of their skills. For example, I now know how to shoot a bow very well as Eiren and I can make some er....alternative medicine.
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>>683042933
I-I'm sorry. It's these tachyons, they're muddling things up...
I'd better follow him inside.
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Hey thread. Sorry I'm late, its been a long day at work. Anyone want a reading?

>tarot-anon
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>>683044083
I-I'm sorry. It's these tachyons, they're muddling things up...
I'd better follow him inside.
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>>683043197
I think we need to have a talk about what being a heel means. Generally, heels "exhibit unlikeable, appalling and deliberately offensive and demoralizing personality traits such as arrogance, cowardice or contempt for the audience." And they do this to get the crowd pissed at them. I haven't tried to get y'all pissed at me yet.
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I-I'm sorry. It's these tachyons, they're muddling things up...
I'd better follow him inside.
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Another thread? I was taking a nap last time
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>>683044083
so like i fap to traps but never in a gay way

aquarius
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>>683044151
Eh.....close enough to a req. I will just draw you a card and let you decide what it means

>Nine of Cups
>wish fulfillment, contentment, overindulgence, host
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>>683044511
>>683044573
>>683044574
I-I'm sorry. It's these tachyons, they're muddling things up...
I'd better follow him inside.
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>>683044724
Alright i got it
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>>683044297
I thought it just meant "bad guy" in American show wrestling.

>>683043425
Good luck figuring it out... It must be tough having to keep so many things in account for the sake of the universe.

I'm kinda glad I just have to purify evil spirits.

>>683043664
Oh, anything good?

>No more threads tonight, sorry guys. It's been... interesting! Feel free to keep going without me since you're all so self-sustaining now!

~Reimu
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>>683044724
worst reading ever
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>>683044935
I....I don't think you want to know. Reisen may know what I'm talking about.

Also, goodnight!
~Mamizou
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>>683044842
>>683044910
>>683044935
>>683045063
>>683045142
I-I'm sorry. It's these tachyons, they're muddling things up...
I'd better follow him inside.
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Nothing has happened an noone said hello. Im off to go chill to music and stream

~Bell
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>>683045349
Have fun!
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>>683045298
>>683045349
I-I'm sorry. It's these tachyons, they're muddling things up...
I'd better follow him inside.
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>>683045349
Cya later on alice thread
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>>683044573
I'm sorry anon, but I don't know what you are asking me to do a reading on. I use tarot cards so your sign means nothing to me. I can still do one if you like but I need some more direction than that.

tarot-anon
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