That was ugly. Sorry you had to see that.
Well, as usual, advice, fortune-telling, and friendly chats are found here.
>trips can ask the Hermetic Tarot for a detailed answer to a question
shitposting, lots and lots of shitposting
>Kisses your cheek
does anyone watch survivor here?
kinda want to rant and claim my waifu
I'mma bed soon.
So is there any advice or questions you have, tarot girl person?
(I don't know anyone)
So, do you also analyze dreams?
Or, more specifically, thoughts?
I've visited a few planets outside of this Solar System, and none of them had any inhabitants.
Why do you think this is?
I had a rather vivid thought, not a dream, but I actually thought it was happening, and had happened, for a little bit.
This is what occured in my thought.
I went to one nice planet, it was chiller than Earth, and had very few craters. I was planning on making some bacteria or something. Adrian was there. I mentioned that he shouldn't be able to survive on the planet, seeing as the atmosphere did not have enough Oxygen, and he said "Well, maybe I'm just not a cocksucking blueberry like you."
I told him that his haircut looked like a stupid fucking mound of peanut butter, and he got mad. Right as I was about to try and create some microorganisms, Veidt shot me with an odd gun he had made (something like the S.Q.U.I.D tech), removing my Intrinsic Field. (It didn't work the first time, and didn't work when he tried it on Earth.)
Then, I was in some sort of void, and Bubastus was there. She could talk, I don't know why, and she told me that creating another being like myself would be a good idea.
I reformed myself, told Adrian that he was a little fucker, and tried to make another one of me. I ended up bringing back the people that Adrian had poisoned and disposed of with his I.F Subtractor, but they weren't human, just screaming mounds of flesh. I blew them up because they looked like they were really suffering.
Then Adrian got scared and literally pissed his pants.
I don't know what it all meant.
I used to watch it with my mum until just a couple seasons ago. What's going on now?
Glad I missed that mess, but it's 4chan. Shitposting kind of comes with the territory. *shrugs*
Hello, Anon. How are you today?
the captcha check is fucking difficult af
you really have to make it count
>puts her hand on her cheek after the kiss
Ah~ Thanks for keeping my spirit up after that <3
Alice's people came, they're a bit too rough for my taste.
>glares at the sweet roll
One day i will find out your mission in live..
like it's actually a pretty good season
last season was second chance shit
and this season is following suit by like hella blindsides
>Hugs tight and gives small pats on your head
No problem silly, what's got you down?
Ah gotcha. Should probably put that on the bottom of your post. Clears up any confusion.
I can hardly wait.
Holy crap, she has friends outside of you and her dolls!?!
Do you guys talk, listen to each other, actively communicate and try to work out whatever problems you have peacefully? Have you been together for more than a year? If yes to both of those, then maybe. A good maybe.
1. Did you marry him and have his kids?
2. Chopped off his legs?
3. Sell him dank weed?
4. Still got the key to the collar thing?
5. Dragon dildo strapon with the knot thing?
6. Actually have a boyfriend and not a pony tulpa?
7. Share rent in a loveless relationship?
Either of these and you should be fine
im one of her people and im not too rough
grim is actually one of my favourite posters
cause my other likable posters left
Wow... that's some next-level stuff. I can hardly comprehend it, let alone the meaning of it all...
are we all just shitposting now
Good enough for me.
I'm a rough and tumble OG alice guy, motherfucker, what are you even gonna do about it?
Blindsides are fun shit though.
ayyyyy. Been too long since I caught one of those.
I wouldn't call them friends... by the looks of it, More like an enraged fanbase.
I am certainly not used to this kind of attention.. especially not since a lot of people confused me with my evil doppleganger..
>gives chief a long hard look
I-In my heart you will always be a Reimu thread fag!~
Is it a bad thing, giving you this sort of attention..?
damn it no
Then all is good, it is only when he returns the key, you should be worried.
yeah like idols and secrets were introduced they became mainstream
it's nice to see a really confident alliance get fucked lol
okay, im just gonna shitpost anyway
Risa is... an interesting person. But you are a different person
Straight to max level "blowing you the fuck up with my mind."
There's usually lewds posted on these threads. Besides this guy >>683032628
is trolling. Very badly, I might add.
Hello, everyone. I'm so late! Sorry..
>nods in agreement
I could always try to shower you in love to get you to soften up.. but i doubt you'd like that.
One day, i'm calling it!
Dunno about that..
Oh gosh! Not you, i love this kind of attention from a cute little thing like you!
Indeed i am a diffrent person, I am glad you realised that straight away!
I'm being facetious, of course.
Why? Reisen's cool, she can stay.
uhh...bad idea, he probably wants that
either give a name or roll trips for a tarot reading
Who are you calling cute!? I'll hug and kiss you even more if you're not careful
hello adorable friend
Hey! Doc Manhattan isn't supposed to be tsun!
I just cropped and moved all these letters just for you. Don't you feel special?
Hey, hey. Don't give away the gimmick before I even solicit interest.
I like this one.
While I'm all for that type of shit, I'm too hardcore to be swayed that easily. Also, pls no.
That is literally the best apron I've ever laid on eyes on, Chief.
>mfw that's not me but the name 'Doc' makes it easy to be confused.
arby n the chief
Goddamn my new gladius is awkward to hold
That and my Men of War load times are fucking incredible now.
You're automatically blessed if you leave a donation!
Don't even start.
Hello! How are you?
Oh, then why do I care if you want me gone!?
Won't make that mistake again.
I must know where to purchase one.
I could bum ya few cents.
I would've joined Alice's chat to say hi to let you guys know i existed, but Marisa had just left the thread so i didn't want to confuse people.. After that time i kinda forgot about Alice..
I-I knew that..
Is that a challenge?~<3
I shall not test your Warriors honour my dear friend!
Good now that you're here!
>Johnny has very good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Red", "16".
very good luck, have fun johnny
>Ayden has very bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Gold", "75".
get some gold and wear it, might make the luck better
Also, is Doc here?
I was wondering if he needed more information on the Crack Spiders bitch?
does ammunition count
i did this once in Polyanka
That's half a pack of ramen, to me. Do it.
>blows a kiss to Reisen
Suuuuure you did.
Also, holy shit, these Captcha's suck today.
>Pulls you on her lap and kisses your lips before poking your nose and smiling to you
Maybe just a bit. <3
I can't use ammunition. My bullets are magical ones.
I'm sorry TP, i keep calling threads for chats..
But now that you mention it i do have Alices chat.. but i got it illegaly so i don't really think i have the honours of giving it away..
you can get one here http://www.cafepress.com/+fuck_the_cook_bbq_apron,13074369
yes hello this is chief
Sure, here ya go. *Trips. Money falls down well*
Shit. Well I guess you're getting bullets from that Soviet fellow. I hear 7.62x54R is a good round.
I'm glad that you're here and happy.
I'm glad we're all here.
Even this guy...
So, there sure is a lot of this softcore yuri going around in these threads. I'm certianly not complaning, just an observation.
Thank you for your courtesy, based risa.
later sweet r
i mean i just don't feel like signing in to steam
My collection is now complete.
I can contribute to the softcore yuri.
not really, im just keeping a promise i made
you can still pop in there, old marisa has been gone for a while now so i dont think anyone would get confused
seekrit enough for you to not be in it
It's like you want to tempt me to rob a bank.
Hey Marisa! Do you rob banks!
>The King of Pentacles
The King of the Thrones of Earth
Upright - A loyal and dependable leader who is neither particularly intelligent or imaginative. He is trustworthy, patient, cautious and uses his inborn wisdom to increase his wealth. He is slow to lose his temper, but once angered he stands rigid against his enemies.
Does that sound like it relates to her at all?
>glares once again at the crumbly circle in a huge bulky armor
I knew it was all your doing.. just wait till i get the proof~
You're welcomed slighty curved sword~
>With a slight blush across her face she looks at you
O-Oh gosh~ Maybe i will have to take you up on that challenge.. M-Maybe..
T-Totally did! Mhm!
Perchance.. but i'm really shy unless Reimu or Reisen is around~
I... probably could..
Ah! I am too. I'm glad to see you~ I'm a bit busy atm but soon! Soon I shall be free.
I could probably disguise as one of the tellers and just give you all the money.
Have a more fun time elsewhere, I guess.
Hey, I can dig this shit, man.
Yo, I'm not sure what you're alluding to with the curved sword thing, but it feels complimentary, so whatever.
what is this marisa was fucking chii on her new add drugs
just a thought
>She whimpers and squeezes you tight, resting her head on your shoulder
I wonder what Marisa would do to me
I might be completely blind.. But aren't you sabre by any chance?
yeah pinback is great
Bank robberies!? Hell no!
I just borrow those paper things from their vaults from now and then..
Thats always nice. Hope your day has been good.
So, whats up?
Really? Would you? Ah, the gods would be pissed if I did something like that.
...what do they do when you bring them back, then?
Yes or no, which is it, Reimu-chan? Besides doesn't your shrine lack a god?
>runs her finger up along your leg
So many options! I have no idea where to start~
Not quite sure what you're expecting of me.. Apart from wishing i was someone i'm not..
Oh i don't.. They always get so mad when i return their stuff!
It's like they don't even want it to begin with!
eh they're nice enough in there
lacking a god and a demon ended up working there
Oh sweet jesus. Yes, I get it now. God dammit.
Hey Reimoo, can you do a cheeky little fortune reading for a wee Omega, or is that not how this thing works?
It doesn't lack one, he just doesn't have a name. Well, my shrine is dedicated to a bunch of gods now that I've set up here.
Hiroyuki-sama and the Seven Nameless Sons.
An alcoholic demon I might add. Also, work is kind of a loose term.
>Bites her lip and lets out a small whimper, blushing bright red as she places a hand on your leg
Well It's not like I'd be opposed to anything..
You're looking especially blue today.
I believe it does. But what god would accept such an impure shrine!?
I thought it was really funny. And it was!
>not having a tiny spider sized restraining order
The way it works is under fluctuation right now, so I'll just draw a tarot card for you.
>Five of Swords
Lord of Defeat
Upright - Defeat, loss, failure, dishonour, a need to curb futile belligerence, accept the inevitable and swallow pride. Negative thoughts and attitudes.
i havent touched the whiskey in a while now and i give fortunes to those reimu misses. im also supposed to be the chef but she never makes me cook anything
Somehow, the fiesty girls keep finding increasingly cute ways to kiss/hug each other and shitpost.
Is it possible to do a fortune for someone else?
A person I know, Adrian.
That's bank ro-
...nevermind. Can you share some of that next time?
(Maybe it counts as long as I pretend I don't know it's wrong.)
Just pocket the money when they're not looking. Besides, you could use that money to fix up the shrine so it doesn't look like a dump compared to Moriya Shrine.
Oh I was thinking of Suika.
oh. yeah she is an acoholic
And, your ears are especially flimsy. Neither of these things are bad, of course...
You say that now..
Don't worry, i like them a little crooked~
We can teach you a thing or two so you can get your hugging game on with bunny!
Share? why? It's useless junk that i just put away under the rug to make it more comfy to walk on~
O-Oh really? I can come up with some pretty devious stuff you know..
That's a wee bit vague, because it doesn't say who the bearer of all those bad thoughts is. If it's me, then yeah, I totally get that, because I'm here and it fires up my heel instincts.
Don't get me too excited now, it is getting very late
>Nine of Wands
Lord of Great Strength
Ill Dignified or Reversed - Lack or inability to give and take. Projects pursued that are destined to fail because of their impractical nature. Delays and disarray. Card could indicate possible poor or ill health. A secure position that is no longer. Personality flaws.
I never know when they're looking or not, is the problem.
...ouch. Why does my stomach hurt suddenly?
I come every day and sweep. Does that count?
i've been in there for 4 years, i think i can say that
Marisa you can spend that paper to buy cool things, like.....brooms and shit. I don't know what you're into besides petty theft and Alice.
That may or may not be the gods. It might also be the fact you haven't eaten in a couple of days.
>Projects pursued that are destined to fail because of their impractical nature.
Does this reading only apply from now on, and isn't a description of the past?
Adrian managed to teleport a giant exploding squid into New York, stopping World War III.
I'm pretty much at the far end of the Alice & Friends! spectrum, to be honest. Most people are not as... aggressive as I am.
Also, pls no. There's no need for talk like that.
Twisted Wreckage is still around?
I sit here and stare at the screen. And then leave after an uneventfully filled night to go and play a dull game of Audiosurf.
Then it probably does apply to you. And since I'm the one you'd be heeling, I hope you'll follow it. Remember that your feelings about the cards are as important as mine. We're both a part of the process.
Here, I'll draw you another one just to expand on it and be sure.
>Nine of Swords
Lord of Despair and Cruelty
Upright - Deception, premonitions and bad dreams, suffering and depression, cruelty, disappointment violence, loss and scandal. All of these may be overcome through faith and calculated inaction. This is the card of the martyr and with it comes new life out of suffering.
The way I interpret this is that only bad things await you if you are unnecessarily belligerent.
I-I need rug padding too! By the way, are you having fun over there? It sure looks fun.
i can also say they can be dicks at times and most of the time its warranted so if you do pop in and they start being dicks tell them i said to fuck off
>hands you a bowl of rice
probably lack of food since you never eat
chat, give fortunes, shitpost
Alright alright! I'm sold~
>gets off your lap and sits next to you staring deep into your eyes
A-And so far you've turned out pretty lovely!
Someone has to sweep up all the crumbles you leave behind!
>We can teach you a thing or two so you can get your hugging game on with bunny!
If there are techniques to hugging, that's madness.
Quantity over quality?
I know. Pretty fucking exciting isn't it?
I will probably shoot myself with the broom.
Yeah! You can buy a bunch of those with that paper!
You'd think thats the case, but i can deliver some pretty mean hugs
Shoot the shit, help people that ask for it, make sure everyone is safe and relatively healthy, and apparently read fortunes. Less of the second thing, more of the first and last, which kind of bum me out.
Well Jesus, even I could see that. I'm like 4 seconds away from getting banned at any fucking time. I'm not particularly interested in toning it back, tbh.
Hey, hey, I'm still rough and tumble. Don't forget that. No one escapes the pissiness of Omega.
>I-I need rug padding too! By the way, are you having fun over there? It sure looks fun.
Reading this without reading the earlier posts, I had actually assumed "rug padding" to be slang for some sort of lewd activity...
...I feel dissapointment, and I do not know what it lies in.
I... vaguely get what you're referencing but I don't know enough about it to say anything, sorry.
Damn it! How do you tell the difference!
It could be either one. Sometimes, the card I draw represents a persistent personality trait of the person in question.
But in this case, I'd say he succeeded at that. At least we're not at war! So it's probably referring to a future project.
>Pulls you into bed with me and holds you close, running my hands along your sides while gently nibbling your ear
I'm sure it'll just give you even more time to think up of things to do huh
Get ready for a visit from the Lord of Despair and Cruelty, then. Why ask for a fortune if you're not gonna try to avoid the bad end?
I thought it might be taken that way, but since "rug padding" doesn't actually make sense as anything sexual, it seemed alright.
Eat something. If it doesn't go away, then it's probably the gods. I don't know. Do I look like Eiren to you?
I don't leave a trail of crumbs, I may smuggle in sweet rolls for my secret stash and my head might be one, too, but, I am smart enough to not leave behind crumbs, you have to learn stuff like this if you want to be successful in my trade, marisa
Eh? Adrian, failing at a future project.
But, that could mean that the one I mentioned only appeared to work initially, but will end up failing?
I can't see how, unless...
My perception of the future has been working fine.
But, my universe, if I attempt to look at the future there...
I'm starting to see double, so i'll probably head to bed before i say something inappropriate~
It could have something to do with alternate realities again. You had to re-form yourself, remember? That chain of events could have altered the course of the future a lot more than you realize.
You could if you tried.
Hiro-sama likes me just the way I am, thank you very much.
>dubs if he doesn't
>trips if he's plotting my demise as we speak
Goodnight, lewd Marisa- I mean Marisa.
>Andrew ha***tremely good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Silver", "36".
seems you will have good luck but i would still recommend studying just to be safe
Alright! Am here now for real. Sorry.
Hey, haven't you read The Odyssey? Or Le Morte D'Artur? Or any stories involving Sir Pelleas? Or Paradise Lost? Or any Greek/Roman myth involving an oracle? Shit always goes south when you try to change stuff. Best option is to stick to the path and hope for the best.
Also, I -am- the Lord of Despair and Cruelty, and don't you ever forget that shit.
If you're the one I've been talking to, goodnight. If not, fuck off.
I could, couldn't I?
Nope, don't know much else on the subject. Sorry!
I see, so you only copy appearances, not skills.
Oh boy, he's already went heel...
I didn't want to have to divulge this weakness, but the tachyons Adrian used to impair my perception of time would definitely not be in effect anymore...
However, if I look back at my universe, it's still cloudy. And, I seem to be effected in a different way in this universe. If, despite Adrian's efforts, nuclear war still occured, that event, letting loose a burst of tachyons, might occur in a similar way here.
The only person who was willing and able to stop Veidt is dead. If the tachyons also blocked me from seeing something else that Rorschach had planned, and set into motion before I killed him...
...I'll have to check...
Well yes and no. While I can copy their physical appearance, I can also perform a very small portion of their skills. For example, I now know how to shoot a bow very well as Eiren and I can make some er....alternative medicine.
I think we need to have a talk about what being a heel means. Generally, heels "exhibit unlikeable, appalling and deliberately offensive and demoralizing personality traits such as arrogance, cowardice or contempt for the audience." And they do this to get the crowd pissed at them. I haven't tried to get y'all pissed at me yet.
I thought it just meant "bad guy" in American show wrestling.
Good luck figuring it out... It must be tough having to keep so many things in account for the sake of the universe.
I'm kinda glad I just have to purify evil spirits.
Oh, anything good?
>No more threads tonight, sorry guys. It's been... interesting! Feel free to keep going without me since you're all so self-sustaining now!
I'm sorry anon, but I don't know what you are asking me to do a reading on. I use tarot cards so your sign means nothing to me. I can still do one if you like but I need some more direction than that.