Waifu claiming thread
Waifuless anon is spoopy but sweet <3
I know... It doesn't feel right. She sleeps with Yui, too. AzuNyan is just my girl... She's my thing.
I had Mugi-Chan as my waifu but the guy who likes Mugi in these threads stole her from me... He was more persistent in the waifu threads than I was.
You know, not dying would be pretty cool.
I'll be back in 20 minutes.
I'm actually Madoka. Could I have my waifu back, please? Thank you.
Shinoa! Don't masturbate with that hand! Use the other hand and leave the cut alone so it heals!
You've spent a decade filling your arteries with fat and nicotine and you are surprised?
The Mediterranean cuisine is among the best in the world, you have the best food available! You can eat better than microwave crap. Now you have no choice but to eat proper food or you'll hnnnnnggg to death. I don't want you to die, so please eat healthy from now on. And stop smoking.
Rikka claimed. I smell sex and candy.
Why cant you just have the same waifu?
Dude, you're being pathetic. You're sitting here posting shota in the middle of the day when nobody cares about you. Are you in middle school? Why don't you go get a job or something instead of leeching off your parent's money?
But lonely and uneven muscles :(
OH hell nah!
Washing dishes. Scrubbed glass a bit too hard
Guess no one saw my post when I asked who cut himself while doing the dishes
You guys are talking about Tsumugi from K-On, right? Isn't she gay? I'm assuming both of you are guys.
Well, I'm pretty big into rock, classic rock, etc.
Metallica, Pantera, Slayer to like Three Days Grace, Rise Against, Breaking Benjamin..
My favorite band though, I would say is the Decemberists. I have a thing for Collin Meloy's voice. I also absolutely love Lindsey Stirling.
Thats a short summary.
I didn't claim her, ask Urobuchi not me.
Im still traumatized and you are a big suspect right now.
Cool. You couldn't get a real job so you put your son in danger to make money. You sound like a cool dad.
You're 50 years old selling weed and posting loli on 4Chan. You need to reevaluate your life.
Not that I believe you. You sound like a 17 year old who's seen Scarface one too many times.
Hey Megumin how was your ride?
But but youre gonna get your hand pregnant!
Speaking of hands look whos here!
Hey Rikka, it was really hard, the wind was against me most of the time ;-;
yeah my son hated being the drug connection at school for all his friends
thats why he was dating a 24 year old girl when he was 17
i can just imagine how much your live must suck with all your hate
maybe more hugs from dad
Por ahora la falta de sueño no me va a matar, hoy dormiré una cantidad apropiada de horas.
De todos modos, los problemas cardíacos son más urgentes que la falta de sueño
Don't masturbate or become ambidextrous. But leave the cut alone, you know you should.
Rock is nice, I never went deep into it and don't know why since I love the little I heard. Im a lot more into electronical music but I have no problems listening to rock and metal balads etc.
What is your favourite album from the Decemberists? I actually never heard them and feel like downloading it right now.
It won't be if I switch up right?
I'll bring my fapping to every 3 days then
>Im still traumatized
>you are a big suspect right now
Suspect of what?
wow, well at least you still had a good fap
you should let it heal
I only want to die a little bit.
Yeah. My life sucks. I'm just a pilot who makes a legitimate living. Totally horrible.
You'll get busted eventually. They all do.
>pic is the plane I'm going to fly in a few hours.
How are ya?
Glad to see ya, beautiful. What's up.
That sucks, but dont you like a bit of a challenge? The burn in your legs? The sweat? You still did it so yay
Exactly so next time ya jack it use the other hand! Please, do it for me frenemy
That has no reason to bother you.
With the utmost respect, pull your head out of your ass.
>Apparently I have a secret admirer who was lurking the threads for long time
Nope, not me.
I don't want you to die at all, not even a little bit
>What's wrong, Galko?
It sure was fun~ But I was slower than usual so it make feel bad
OK I will
You alright Galky?
OK frenemy I will
Nothing, really. I'm just bored and tired.
>I feel less like dying than usual
How's your day bunbun? Do you want my right hand to heal too?
Today was pretty good, working on those studying habits but nothing really going on outside these threads. What about you?
With the utmost respect I understand you didn't do it to affect me at all but it did. But we're cool now, I hope.
Beautiful? Oh dont make me blush Hand-Kun, well not doing anything just waiting to go to work really. How are you? Whats going on?
Aw dont feel bad, tomorrow the wind wont be against you, it will be with you! I will make sure of it...somehow.
I don't want you to feel like dying, at all, ever. If anything's wrong, tell me, okay?
I'm here to listen whenever you need it
Well Homu, I'm actuallly heading into work sadly so I won't be around for a bit. But Im gonna put this here as a little songy for you~ <3
I promise we'll talk more when I'm off!
Jews were a mistake.
>I'm sticking with you
Aw snap... Im actually blushing IRL, that was a pretty good move. Damn you go to work late on a friday, what time is it there?
Stay awesome waifuless anon <3
Aww thanks Rikka! I'll blast the roads thanks to your help~
>But we're cool now, I hope
the holocaust was a good thing
Best girl claimed!
hows life /waifu/?
6 million wasn't enough.
Awww youre so caring! I love it!! <3
I was really bored as you can tell
Hitler did nothing wrong
Life's good, how's is it going?
Hope they're going well, buddy. Glad your day has been going well.
Day's been better, thanks for asking.
Just telling it how I see it.
I hope work goes well, buddy. I'm doing fine, feeling better from yesterday. Just relaxing right now while listening to some music. Thanks for asking.
Careful not to rip Murakumo clothes with your tits.
eradicate the jews
a nap sounds good right about now
How long would it take for a knuckle cut down to the bone to heal?
Peace guys im washing dishes and cleaning around lol
starting my new diet today. no more b6 for me.
jerked off and kinda felt it so thats a sign of progress.
how yall doin
No problem at all, anything for my favorite mage!
Thanks I hope so too, what OST are you listening to today? What happened yesterday? If you dont mind me asking
Oh... I hope it goes back to being good, its weekend after all. So what is that relaxing music you're listening to?
I finished it while mostly calm this time, there were a few brutal questions though. I feel like I did ok, probably a low B over all
Probably not to long, mostly healed in a month or two, if you don't reopen it. If you have nontoxic super glue, most is, I recommend sealing it up, since it might be in a hard spot to bandage. Be sure to keep it clean, an infection.would be bad!
yo Azusa! i just got home and i think im going to take a nap
i think my day was alright
thats good to hear! keep on keepin on!
fantastic! I just started watching Kono Subarashii last night and holy fuck its hilarious
great! i have a performance tonight and the rest of the choir is going to suck giant floppy cock but these anti anxiety meds make it impossible to fret lol. I know my parts and can sing them wonderfully so that is all that is all I have the power to control!
That's a pretty big waste of time.
>were you that bored?
Hey there Fran.
My pupper is doing good but one of my cats seems to have a tapeworm or some parasite. He's barely a skeleton with fur. Feels bad seeing him like that.
How is /waifu/ this evening?
Hope exams have been going well along with your day.
Glad to hear your phallus is improving, friendo. Hope your day has been following a positive suit.
Listening to some OST pieces from varying Halo games, has a really nice soundtrack. Also love the game itself so that doesn't help.
Just panic attacks and crying, I'm over it now though so no worries.
Yeah, I'm fine now. Day's just been slow, glad it's finally Friday and my weekend can commence.
Just... Take care of yourself and don't die ;_;
>Zeus is sending you signals
Galko! Miaa still hyper?
Feeling a B on it, I hope
you are a good man too; even if you are an envious psychic who refuses to wear pantsu
I see. Well sounds fun. I enjoy being better than my peers, personally. Even in team efforts.
Aw that sucks, you should take him to the vet, those kind of parasites are some of the most scary things for me.
Halo OST is always a great choice.
Nearly burned myself while getting my food from my oven and nearly broke my hand thanks to my metal-reinforced keyboard. Pretty normal so far
That's good. I was looking for a replica of Mugi's keyboard today and thought about you.
I'll post it when I get it.
1. How old is your cat?
2. How are you sure it's a tapeworm?
Ohhhh the Halo OST is super good, epic, gets me ready for a war to be honest. Dude I am so sorry to hear that, glad to hear that you are okay now though. I use to get panic attacks in middle school, and it was a terrible feeling,
At least you probably passed~
>fantastic! I just started watching Kono Subarashii last night and holy fuck its hilarious
Glad you like it as well!~
Poor snake, she try to bite you again?
Oh, Shizuru, didn't get to see what your EDH decks were
top tier vidya
No, she's been burrowing since then and I don't want to mess with her and stress her out.
You said it, Fran
They said they're taking him to the vet on Monday. He doesn't seem to be in pain and he eats so we don't think it's urgent
Oven mitts? I'm sure the food you made would've been worth the burn. How come you almost broke your hand? Did you smash your keyboard or something?
I think he's 4 now or maybe a little younger
I'm not sure he has a tapeworm but he eats a lot and he is so very skinny. He feels very light. The reason I think it's a sinle tapeworm is because I don't see his belly bloated with lots of parasites and he doesn't seem to be sick
i mean i guess thats fun. i just wish we sounded good. the director let people into the choir that just don't belong in an auditioned choir. i really think half of the group could be cut and would only bring improvements to the group.
>pic fucking related
Haru-chan! how is life as a host?
he is just jealous that he cant pull off a little black dress like you.
like i have made a D&D character that was pretty much Megumin lol. she was like 14 and the only spell she could cast was magic missile and she could only cast it like 1-2 times a day but it would fire like 128 missiles that each dealt like 1d4+1. i would roleplay running out of spells as getting exhausted and falling down
Just did a sweet carry with two other teammates.
Tiger II, E 75, and M103.
14 kills between us.
Enemy team wiped the floor with our team but we flanked around, focused fire, and covered each other's backs.
I ended up wrestling two E 75s and coming out with 2/3 of my health left.
I bounced two shots point blank from the E 75, too.
In other words, don't fuck my Tiger II.
Aww thanks, I like your plug-suit as well.
I'm sure you did well, I wouldn't worry.
Indeed, amazing stuff.
Mhmm, always great to listen to when you need a pick me up. Yeah, I'm fine now. Thanks for asking.
Just give her some time
Love angels. UG can be pretty fun, but I disassembled my Momir Vig deck for being to stupid
Maybe take him to the vet, they'll probably know what's wrong
I still will for a bit
That's exactly the kind of character I want to make one day whit some friends~
>if only they'd be willing to play
Eh, that's only normal. I'm sure you did great.
No, but seriously, stop with that.
Ahh i see. Well that's no fun then. Lol
Yeah. I packed that deck with ramp and huge things. It's fun in multiplayer games when nobody is paying attention to me and suddenly i have some giant board.
No problem at all my handy friend, if you havent you should listen to the Kill La Kill OST that is a fantastic OST oh or Fooly Cooly
Just wait till you get E-75 or E-100.
Also might go for ST-I too.
At least Allison is chill, and so are Ruby and Wyrm
My Rith deck has the tendency to do that, dozens of saprolings out of nowhere
Heh, cute nick name.
Kill La Kill had a nice OST. Listening to anything right now, adorable?
>hopeful rattles as well
fuckin avacyn is scary.
I run Arjun, the Shifting Flame because thought reflection and psychosis crawler.
i love plugsuits. like. i can't even explain.
>just look at this
i've been thinking about putting a game together for my homies on /waifu/ but i do not know how we would go about playing. maybe using the new quest board? idk
i mean it is not their fault (kinda). one of the people who i have serious problems has 50% hearing loss but refuses to wear her hearing aids so she is always going off pitch and makes terrible vowel sounds.
ayyy girl how's my most loyal subject?
You want some solid D&D advice? Don't try to bite people even if you make a huge deal out of your character having sharp predatory teeth and being a hunter and everything because even when you roll a straight 19 you'll only do 1 damage according to my faggot GM
That's not very nice of you
Meh, I lost interest.
I'm just under 100,000 XP away from getting the E 75. It has a ton of modules to research. Looks like a huge hassle once I get the stock tank.
Not much, Teamaster. What were ya playing?
Thanks I will!
And I will!
Yes. I was that bored
Poor cat and good. You?
Hey you're back
That's only because your GM was a faggot kek
We could use this site maybe? https://roll20.net/
I probably just over worrying again
Baccano! has a great sound tract, especially the opening
>Arjun with thought reflection and psychosis crawler
Always brutal, hope you put an Alhamaret's archive and a laboratory maniac also
Convert him to a druid and wild shape, that makes natural weapons useful
Also, was the 19 on the attack roll?
At the moment I am listening to One Week by Barenaked Ladies!
You're just too kind hand!
She is doing great today, how are you Queen Asuka?
Just some salty anon coming in here again
What vidya were you playing?
Well yea it isn't the kind of thing that forces you to ignore your priorities. But still for some reason I am terrified of tapperworms and roundworms.
Cleaning my pc and looking for new music.
The 128mm is a pretty good gun if you don't mind the fact that it has lower pen than some of the other countries top tier guns.
Also kind of sad that it lost it's 1200 HP back in some patch at 0.8, or 0.7 can't recall for sure.
I think your cat may have hyperthyroidism. However, I know it happens in 1/3 cats after they reach age 10. 4 years old is too young for your cat to get that. I hope he gets better soon!
I was playing Payday 2
What are you up to?
What is he salty about?
I got nothing.
But this is nice
I play on roll20 all the time, it works pretty good
Yeah, I do that as well. Just find something to take your mind off of it and you'll be fine.
>All of these soundtracks
>Not enough digits
Nice, hope you're relaxing while doing it.
And y'all are just too cute.
>many pats for Syndra
Payday 2? Never played it, any fun?
I'm just relaxing right now with some music, might play some vidya soon. Thanks for asking.
Ah yeah nice. I thought about making a deck like that too actually. RU is my favorite color combination.
Yeah didn't mean to imply that it was their fault. Blame the director i suppose. Oh well.
Nice. Commander is always fun. Too bad all my friends are too much of filthy casuals to even make a commander deck so i'm usually stuck play decks that i deliberately make poorly so i don't just stomp 'em every time.
He's starin' at me in disbelief
My temper is buildin', he's starin' at me, I grab my key
He's starin' at me, I started the car, then I tried to leave
And somethin' told me to keep it in park until I could see
The reason why he was mad at a stranger
Like I was supposed to save him
Like I'm the reason he's eyeless and askin' me for a favor
He's starin' at me, his eye followed me with no laser
He's starin' at me, I notice that his eye is made of glass
Cause now I'm starin' back at him, feelin' some type of disrespect
Im into ambience music and that one is really relaxing, is there more of that artist?
I haven't listened to any new release this month.
But Xiou Xiou Plays the Music from Twin Peaks and S.F. Sorrow are good.
Unfortunately I cant relax now I gotta run to work, it was cool talking to you hand friend! See ya later
Gotta go to work bros see ya later!
sounds like your dm was a huge faggot. i hate it when dms dont let players do what they i want. i let them them do what they want but levee consequences against them. like i would have let you maul your other PCs but if you did it in town you would get fucked up by guards lol.
woo! anywhere can be a paradise as long as you have the will to make it so!
holy fuck that looks awesome! give me a bit to learn to use the site and prepare a couple of encounters. my style of DMing is very fly by the seat of my pantsish. like i throw a bunch of plot hooks at the players and let them decide the ones they would find most exciting then figure out how to tie it into the overarching story i have planned. I never like railroading to the point that most games my players never get to my main questline. that is perfectly fine by me but as i stated previously i will levee consequences on players for their actions. and ignoring satan driving an army would have dire consequences lol.
of course lol. also lab maniac is like my favourite fucking thing ever.
good. i have a performance today that hopefully will be great.
no worries i wasn't upset
IZZET BROS FOR LIFE
You have my intesest
>Plays the Music from Twin Peaks
This was sitting on my youtube suggestions for a long time and I never clicked it. So far its amazing.
Its fun and the soundtrack is great.
And its especially nice when Tenten is salty
There might be more
Roll that boy pussy
Yeah, you got me looking
Thinking 'bout fucking
Let me get a rubber
Beat it from the back
Round of applause
Make that ass clap, clap, clap, clap
Clap that ass in this pit
Let me see you clap that ass like a bitch
Yeah, I'm trying to get you back home
See if you can clap that ass on this dick
See you later, beautiful. I hope work goes well for you. Was nice talking to you as well.
Glad you're having fun, man. Tenten sounds like quite the table seasoning.