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Waifu claiming thread

>Post pics
>Insult
>Discuss

Waifuless anon is spoopy but sweet <3
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Azusa claimed.

>>682965292
I know... It doesn't feel right. She sleeps with Yui, too. AzuNyan is just my girl... She's my thing.

I had Mugi-Chan as my waifu but the guy who likes Mugi in these threads stole her from me... He was more persistent in the waifu threads than I was.
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You know, not dying would be pretty cool.

I'll be back in 20 minutes.
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now to ruin this one the one after the last one ever
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>>682965968
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>>682966020
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>>682965628
I'm actually Madoka. Could I have my waifu back, please? Thank you.
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>>682964829
Shinoa! Don't masturbate with that hand! Use the other hand and leave the cut alone so it heals!

>>682965422
You've spent a decade filling your arteries with fat and nicotine and you are surprised?
The Mediterranean cuisine is among the best in the world, you have the best food available! You can eat better than microwave crap. Now you have no choice but to eat proper food or you'll hnnnnnggg to death. I don't want you to die, so please eat healthy from now on. And stop smoking.

>>682965920
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>>682966121
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Rikka claimed. I smell sex and candy.

>>682965780
Why cant you just have the same waifu?
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>>682966181
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>claimed
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>>682965968
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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>>682966238
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>>682965968
Dude, you're being pathetic. You're sitting here posting shota in the middle of the day when nobody cares about you. Are you in middle school? Why don't you go get a job or something instead of leeching off your parent's money?
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Best mage claimed~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ESqvGzdnvs
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>>682966151
>I don't want you to die, so please eat healthy from now on. And stop smoking.

Y tú intenta dormir una cantidad correcta de horas, mientras estás en eso.
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>>682966151
But lonely and uneven muscles :(

>>682965292
OH hell nah!

>>682965518
>>682965619
Washing dishes. Scrubbed glass a bit too hard


Guess no one saw my post when I asked who cut himself while doing the dishes
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Obligatory claim.
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>>682966186
You guys are talking about Tsumugi from K-On, right? Isn't she gay? I'm assuming both of you are guys.
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>>682966352
im 50 first nations and run a grow op and have my son sell my drugs for me while getting tons of cash on reparations

and she is a loli
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>>682965518
Well, I'm pretty big into rock, classic rock, etc.
Metallica, Pantera, Slayer to like Three Days Grace, Rise Against, Breaking Benjamin..
My favorite band though, I would say is the Decemberists. I have a thing for Collin Meloy's voice. I also absolutely love Lindsey Stirling.
Thats a short summary.

>Waifuless
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>>682966352
so your shota have no penis

i assume then your loli do have them

maybe a trap thread might help you
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>>682966111
I didn't claim her, ask Urobuchi not me.

>>682966536
Obligatory handshake.

>>682965704
Im still traumatized and you are a big suspect right now.
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>>682966547
Cool. You couldn't get a real job so you put your son in danger to make money. You sound like a cool dad.

You're 50 years old selling weed and posting loli on 4Chan. You need to reevaluate your life.

Not that I believe you. You sound like a 17 year old who's seen Scarface one too many times.
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Shiki claimed
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>>682966378
Hey Megumin how was your ride?

>>682966483
But but youre gonna get your hand pregnant!

>>682966536
Speaking of hands look whos here!
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>>682966731
I only looked at one page he posted and it looked like a dude.
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>>682966856
Hey Rikka, it was really hard, the wind was against me most of the time ;-;
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>>682966787
yeah my son hated being the drug connection at school for all his friends

thats why he was dating a 24 year old girl when he was 17

i can just imagine how much your live must suck with all your hate

maybe more hugs from dad
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>>682966396
Por ahora la falta de sueño no me va a matar, hoy dormiré una cantidad apropiada de horas.
De todos modos, los problemas cardíacos son más urgentes que la falta de sueño

>>682966483
Don't masturbate or become ambidextrous. But leave the cut alone, you know you should.
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>>682965968
Can you pleaase post more?
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>>682966723
Rock is nice, I never went deep into it and don't know why since I love the little I heard. Im a lot more into electronical music but I have no problems listening to rock and metal balads etc.
What is your favourite album from the Decemberists? I actually never heard them and feel like downloading it right now.
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>>682966856
It won't be if I switch up right?

>>682967071
I'll bring my fapping to every 3 days then
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>>682966746
>Im still traumatized
About?
>you are a big suspect right now
Suspect of what?
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>>682966483
wow, well at least you still had a good fap
you should let it heal

>sachi claim
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>>682967367
>Im still traumatized
Yuu case.
>you are a big suspect right now
Apparently I have a secret admirer who was lurking the threads for long time.
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I only want to die a little bit.
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>>682967058
Yeah. My life sucks. I'm just a pilot who makes a legitimate living. Totally horrible.

You'll get busted eventually. They all do.

>pic is the plane I'm going to fly in a few hours.
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>>682966746
Obligatory pat.

How are ya?

>>682966856
Glad to see ya, beautiful. What's up.
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>>682967053
That sucks, but dont you like a bit of a challenge? The burn in your legs? The sweat? You still did it so yay
>hugs

>>682967289
Exactly so next time ya jack it use the other hand! Please, do it for me frenemy
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>>682967597
>Yuu case
That has no reason to bother you.
With the utmost respect, pull your head out of your ass.
>Apparently I have a secret admirer who was lurking the threads for long time
Nope, not me.
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>>682967644
I don't want you to die at all, not even a little bit
>What's wrong, Galko?
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>>682967724
It sure was fun~ But I was slower than usual so it make feel bad
>hugs back
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>>682967475
OK I will

>>682967644
You alright Galky?

>>682967724
OK frenemy I will
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>>682967971
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>>682967475
>Rattles
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>>682967897
Nothing, really. I'm just bored and tired.
>I feel less like dying than usual

>>682967971
I'm okay.
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>>682968083
How's your day bunbun? Do you want my right hand to heal too?
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>>682967674
Today was pretty good, working on those studying habits but nothing really going on outside these threads. What about you?

>>682967835
With the utmost respect I understand you didn't do it to affect me at all but it did. But we're cool now, I hope.
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>>682968259
Hmmmm pick got and strawberries around? Pick out the seeds. You'll be amazed at how fast time flies bye

>shinoa bro
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>>682967674
Beautiful? Oh dont make me blush Hand-Kun, well not doing anything just waiting to go to work really. How are you? Whats going on?

>>682967899
Aw dont feel bad, tomorrow the wind wont be against you, it will be with you! I will make sure of it...somehow.

>>682967971
Thank you!
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obama is a mistake
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>>682968126
>always rattling rattle
>sachi
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>>682968367
>Its no fun when you play with 1 tit so yes
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>>682968259
I don't want you to feel like dying, at all, ever. If anything's wrong, tell me, okay?
I'm here to listen whenever you need it
>qt
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>>682967267
Well Homu, I'm actuallly heading into work sadly so I won't be around for a bit. But Im gonna put this here as a little songy for you~ <3
https://youtu.be/QBf-m2MQF8w
I promise we'll talk more when I'm off!

>Waifuless
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Waroooo
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>>682968627
Jews were a mistake.

>>682968506
Why.

>>682968648
Okay...
>love you
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>>682968653
>I'm sticking with you
Aw snap... Im actually blushing IRL, that was a pretty good move. Damn you go to work late on a friday, what time is it there?
Stay awesome waifuless anon <3
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>>682968596
Aww thanks Rikka! I'll blast the roads thanks to your help~
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>>682968453
>But we're cool now, I hope
We're cool.
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>>682968777
nice trips

>>682968802
the holocaust was a good thing
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>>682968802
> <3
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Miho claimed'

>>682968802
>
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Best girl claimed!
hows life /waifu/?
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>>682969015
6 million wasn't enough.

>>682969096
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>>682969177
Nice.
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Tenryuu claimed
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>>682968631
Awww youre so caring! I love it!! <3

>>682968802
I was really bored as you can tell

>>682968596
You're welcome

>>682969206
Really good
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>>682969015
Hitler did nothing wrong
>>682969206
Life's good, how's is it going?
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>>682968453
Hope they're going well, buddy. Glad your day has been going well.

Day's been better, thanks for asking.

>>682968596
Just telling it how I see it.

I hope work goes well, buddy. I'm doing fine, feeling better from yesterday. Just relaxing right now while listening to some music. Thanks for asking.
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>>682968965
Careful not to rip Murakumo clothes with your tits.
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Not dead yet!
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>>682969326
eradicate the jews


a nap sounds good right about now
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>>682969365
exactly
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>>682969390
How was the exam?

>Megumin
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>>682969206
Hey Asuka. How's it going?
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>>682969390
How long would it take for a knuckle cut down to the bone to heal?

.


Peace guys im washing dishes and cleaning around lol
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Curie claimed

starting my new diet today. no more b6 for me.

jerked off and kinda felt it so thats a sign of progress.

how yall doin
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>>682969439
Hello Mugi-Chan! How was your day?
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>>682969781
Don't cut yourself again~

>Megumin
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>>682968953
No problem at all, anything for my favorite mage!

>>682969384
Thanks I hope so too, what OST are you listening to today? What happened yesterday? If you dont mind me asking
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>>682969384
Oh... I hope it goes back to being good, its weekend after all. So what is that relaxing music you're listening to?
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>>682969534
I finished it while mostly calm this time, there were a few brutal questions though. I feel like I did ok, probably a low B over all


>>682969781
Probably not to long, mostly healed in a month or two, if you don't reopen it. If you have nontoxic super glue, most is, I recommend sealing it up, since it might be in a hard spot to bandage. Be sure to keep it clean, an infection.would be bad!
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>>682969878
yo Azusa! i just got home and i think im going to take a nap
i think my day was alright
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Sorry Emi.

>Captcha is salad
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>>682969345
thats good to hear! keep on keepin on!
>>682969365
fantastic! I just started watching Kono Subarashii last night and holy fuck its hilarious
>>682969730
great! i have a performance tonight and the rest of the choir is going to suck giant floppy cock but these anti anxiety meds make it impossible to fret lol. I know my parts and can sing them wonderfully so that is all that is all I have the power to control!
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>>682969345
That's a pretty big waste of time.
>were you that bored?

>>682969390
Hey there Fran.

>>682969439
Have fun.
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>>682970293
>Re-Take
You, you are a good man
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Akiko claimed

I'm back
My pupper is doing good but one of my cats seems to have a tapeworm or some parasite. He's barely a skeleton with fur. Feels bad seeing him like that.

How is /waifu/ this evening?
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>>682969390
Hope exams have been going well along with your day.

>>682969862
Glad to hear your phallus is improving, friendo. Hope your day has been following a positive suit.

>>682970076
Listening to some OST pieces from varying Halo games, has a really nice soundtrack. Also love the game itself so that doesn't help.

Just panic attacks and crying, I'm over it now though so no worries.

>>682970122
Yeah, I'm fine now. Day's just been slow, glad it's finally Friday and my weekend can commence.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=joO3jyU67TI
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>>682970279
Just... Take care of yourself and don't die ;_;

>Zeus is sending you signals
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>>682970321
Galko! Miaa still hyper?

>>682970537
Poor kitty

>>682970569
Feeling a B on it, I hope
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>>682970513
you are a good man too; even if you are an envious psychic who refuses to wear pantsu
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>>682970293
I see. Well sounds fun. I enjoy being better than my peers, personally. Even in team efforts.
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Dinner brb.

>>682970537
Aw that sucks, you should take him to the vet, those kind of parasites are some of the most scary things for me.

>>682970569
Halo OST is always a great choice.
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>>682970537
Nearly burned myself while getting my food from my oven and nearly broke my hand thanks to my metal-reinforced keyboard. Pretty normal so far
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>>682970264
That's good. I was looking for a replica of Mugi's keyboard today and thought about you.

No homo.

I'll post it when I get it.
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>>682970537
1. How old is your cat?
2. How are you sure it's a tapeworm?
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>>682971014
I hope you break your neck.
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>>682970791
Yep, sadly.
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This person.
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>>682971182
Why are you so salty Anon?
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>>682970569
Ohhhh the Halo OST is super good, epic, gets me ready for a war to be honest. Dude I am so sorry to hear that, glad to hear that you are okay now though. I use to get panic attacks in middle school, and it was a terrible feeling,
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>>682970156
At least you probably passed~
>>682970293
>>682970293
>fantastic! I just started watching Kono Subarashii last night and holy fuck its hilarious
Glad you like it as well!~
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>>682971337
Poor snake, she try to bite you again?
Oh, Shizuru, didn't get to see what your EDH decks were
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwHZwvTdnPI
top tier vidya
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>>682971448
Go fuck a cactus.
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>>682971628
No, she's been burrowing since then and I don't want to mess with her and stress her out.
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>>682971899
Dubs confirms
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>>682971628
Avacyn, Angel of Hope and Kruphix
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>>682970791
You said it, Fran

>>682971009
They said they're taking him to the vet on Monday. He doesn't seem to be in pain and he eats so we don't think it's urgent

>>682971014
Oven mitts? I'm sure the food you made would've been worth the burn. How come you almost broke your hand? Did you smash your keyboard or something?

>>682971159
I think he's 4 now or maybe a little younger
I'm not sure he has a tapeworm but he eats a lot and he is so very skinny. He feels very light. The reason I think it's a sinle tapeworm is because I don't see his belly bloated with lots of parasites and he doesn't seem to be sick
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>>682970961
i mean i guess thats fun. i just wish we sounded good. the director let people into the choir that just don't belong in an auditioned choir. i really think half of the group could be cut and would only bring improvements to the group.
>pic fucking related
>>682971357
Haru-chan! how is life as a host?
>>682971448
he is just jealous that he cant pull off a little black dress like you.
>>682971623
like i have made a D&D character that was pretty much Megumin lol. she was like 14 and the only spell she could cast was magic missile and she could only cast it like 1-2 times a day but it would fire like 128 missiles that each dealt like 1d4+1. i would roleplay running out of spells as getting exhausted and falling down
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>>682971899
Where's your avatar?

Nice dubs.
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>>682971899
dub train?
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Just did a sweet carry with two other teammates.
Tiger II, E 75, and M103.
14 kills between us.
Enemy team wiped the floor with our team but we flanked around, focused fire, and covered each other's backs.
I ended up wrestling two E 75s and coming out with 2/3 of my health left.
I bounced two shots point blank from the E 75, too.

In other words, don't fuck my Tiger II.
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>>682972165
Aww thanks, I like your plug-suit as well.
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>>682970791
I'm sure you did well, I wouldn't worry.

>>682971009
Indeed, amazing stuff.

>>682971477
Mhmm, always great to listen to when you need a pick me up. Yeah, I'm fine now. Thanks for asking.

Yeah, sucks.
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>>682972277
dub dubs trump dubs though
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>>682971623
Yeah, hopefully

>>682971960
Just give her some time

>>682972013
Love angels. UG can be pretty fun, but I disassembled my Momir Vig deck for being to stupid

>>682972031
Maybe take him to the vet, they'll probably know what's wrong

>>682972597
I still will for a bit
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>>682972551
*with

Good job, me
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>>682972165
That's exactly the kind of character I want to make one day whit some friends~
>if only they'd be willing to play
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>>682972750
with
>I'm retarded
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>>682972698
I will...
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>>682972698
Eh, that's only normal. I'm sure you did great.
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>>682972608
>>>/s4s/

No, but seriously, stop with that.
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>>/a/
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>>682972867
Go fuck history
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>>682972165
Ahh i see. Well that's no fun then. Lol

>>682972698
Yeah. I packed that deck with ramp and huge things. It's fun in multiplayer games when nobody is paying attention to me and suddenly i have some giant board.
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>>682972597
No problem at all my handy friend, if you havent you should listen to the Kill La Kill OST that is a fantastic OST oh or Fooly Cooly

>>682972165
My queen!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-m7e7tCn7Bk

>>682972551
Just wait till you get E-75 or E-100.
Also might go for ST-I too.
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>>682972834
At least Allison is chill, and so are Ruby and Wyrm
>>682972841
Yeah

>Hopeful rattle
>>682973091
My Rith deck has the tendency to do that, dozens of saprolings out of nowhere
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>>682973077
Oh, is it NEET Tomokofag.
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>>682973142
>hand friend
Heh, cute nick name.

Kill La Kill had a nice OST. Listening to anything right now, adorable?

>>682973307
>hopeful rattles as well
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>>682973404
Nope
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>>682972013
fuckin avacyn is scary.
I run Arjun, the Shifting Flame because thought reflection and psychosis crawler.
>>682972589
i love plugsuits. like. i can't even explain.
>just look at this
>>682972750
i've been thinking about putting a game together for my homies on /waifu/ but i do not know how we would go about playing. maybe using the new quest board? idk
>>682973091
i mean it is not their fault (kinda). one of the people who i have serious problems has 50% hearing loss but refuses to wear her hearing aids so she is always going off pitch and makes terrible vowel sounds.
>>682973142
ayyy girl how's my most loyal subject?
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>>682972165
>>682972750
You want some solid D&D advice? Don't try to bite people even if you make a huge deal out of your character having sharp predatory teeth and being a hunter and everything because even when you roll a straight 19 you'll only do 1 damage according to my faggot GM

>>682972867
That's not very nice of you
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>>682973472
Meh, I lost interest.

>>682972909
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZACca_JMm8
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>>682973150
I'm just under 100,000 XP away from getting the E 75. It has a ton of modules to research. Looks like a huge hassle once I get the stock tank.
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Done with games.
Whats goin on?
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>>682973849
Ok
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>>682973977
Not much, Teamaster. What were ya playing?
>happy hands
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>>682970156
Thanks I will!

>>682970293
And I will!

>>682970321
Yes. I was that bored

>>682970537
Poor cat and good. You?

>>682971281
Hey you're back

>>682971357
Yo!
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>>682973792
That's only because your GM was a faggot kek
>>682973673
We could use this site maybe? https://roll20.net/
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>>682973447
I probably just over worrying again

Baccano! has a great sound tract, especially the opening

>>682973673
>Arjun with thought reflection and psychosis crawler
Always brutal, hope you put an Alhamaret's archive and a laboratory maniac also
>>682973792
Convert him to a druid and wild shape, that makes natural weapons useful

Also, was the 19 on the attack roll?
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>>682973447
At the moment I am listening to One Week by Barenaked Ladies!
>adorable
You're just too kind hand!

>>682973673
She is doing great today, how are you Queen Asuka?
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>>682973977
Just some salty anon coming in here again
What vidya were you playing?
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>>682972031
Well yea it isn't the kind of thing that forces you to ignore your priorities. But still for some reason I am terrified of tapperworms and roundworms.

>>682973977
Cleaning my pc and looking for new music.
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>>682973974
The 128mm is a pretty good gun if you don't mind the fact that it has lower pen than some of the other countries top tier guns.
Also kind of sad that it lost it's 1200 HP back in some patch at 0.8, or 0.7 can't recall for sure.
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>>682972031
I think your cat may have hyperthyroidism. However, I know it happens in 1/3 cats after they reach age 10. 4 years old is too young for your cat to get that. I hope he gets better soon!
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>>682974572
1200 HP engine I mean with that.
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>>682974110
Hey Halohandofpats
I was playing Payday 2
What are you up to?
>>682974343
What is he salty about?
>>682974362
I got nothing.

But this is nice
https://youtu.be/mtl5TmfnUwo
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>>682974206
I play on roll20 all the time, it works pretty good
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>>682974278
Yeah, I do that as well. Just find something to take your mind off of it and you'll be fine.

>All of these soundtracks
>Not enough digits

>>682974290
Nice, hope you're relaxing while doing it.

And y'all are just too cute.

>>682974897
>many pats for Syndra
Payday 2? Never played it, any fun?

I'm just relaxing right now with some music, might play some vidya soon. Thanks for asking.
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>>682973673
Ah yeah nice. I thought about making a deck like that too actually. RU is my favorite color combination.

Yeah didn't mean to imply that it was their fault. Blame the director i suppose. Oh well.

>>682973307
Nice. Commander is always fun. Too bad all my friends are too much of filthy casuals to even make a commander deck so i'm usually stuck play decks that i deliberately make poorly so i don't just stomp 'em every time.
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>>682973849
He's starin' at me in disbelief
My temper is buildin', he's starin' at me, I grab my key
He's starin' at me, I started the car, then I tried to leave
And somethin' told me to keep it in park until I could see
The reason why he was mad at a stranger
Like I was supposed to save him
Like I'm the reason he's eyeless and askin' me for a favor
He's starin' at me, his eye followed me with no laser
He's starin' at me, I notice that his eye is made of glass
Cause now I'm starin' back at him, feelin' some type of disrespect
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>>682974897
Im into ambience music and that one is really relaxing, is there more of that artist?
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>>682974362
I haven't listened to any new release this month.

But Xiou Xiou Plays the Music from Twin Peaks and S.F. Sorrow are good.
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>>682975011
I haven't tried it yet, Overwatch is taking all my time lol

>Megumin
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>>682975070
Unfortunately I cant relax now I gotta run to work, it was cool talking to you hand friend! See ya later

Gotta go to work bros see ya later!
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>>682972551
>>682972718
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>>682975575
>Gotta go to work bros see ya later!
See ya~

>Megumin
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>>682973792
sounds like your dm was a huge faggot. i hate it when dms dont let players do what they i want. i let them them do what they want but levee consequences against them. like i would have let you maul your other PCs but if you did it in town you would get fucked up by guards lol.
>>682974171
woo! anywhere can be a paradise as long as you have the will to make it so!
>>682974206
holy fuck that looks awesome! give me a bit to learn to use the site and prepare a couple of encounters. my style of DMing is very fly by the seat of my pantsish. like i throw a bunch of plot hooks at the players and let them decide the ones they would find most exciting then figure out how to tie it into the overarching story i have planned. I never like railroading to the point that most games my players never get to my main questline. that is perfectly fine by me but as i stated previously i will levee consequences on players for their actions. and ignoring satan driving an army would have dire consequences lol.
>>682974278
of course lol. also lab maniac is like my favourite fucking thing ever.
>>682974290
good. i have a performance today that hopefully will be great.
>>682975215
no worries i wasn't upset
IZZET BROS FOR LIFE
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Seraph of the End hentai thread.
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>>682975804
You have my intesest
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>>682975403
>Plays the Music from Twin Peaks
This was sitting on my youtube suggestions for a long time and I never clicked it. So far its amazing.
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I object to the lack of Male claims

>Claimed.
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>>682975070
Its fun and the soundtrack is great.
https://youtu.be/DG6uG9kodEw
And its especially nice when Tenten is salty
>>682975349
There might be more
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>>682975804
Lmao nice try.
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>>682975220
Roll that boy pussy
Yeah, you got me looking
Thinking 'bout fucking
Let me get a rubber
Beat it from the back
Round of applause
Make that ass clap, clap, clap, clap
Clap that ass in this pit
Let me see you clap that ass like a bitch
Yeah, I'm trying to get you back home
See if you can clap that ass on this dick
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>>682975575
See you later, beautiful. I hope work goes well for you. Was nice talking to you as well.

Stay safe.

>>682975972
>agreeing hands

>>682976044
Glad you're having fun, man. Tenten sounds like quite the table seasoning.
>>
Skeletor
>Claimed by me
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>>682975723
Any where?

>>682975804
Oh my

>>682975972
Hey welcome back dude

>shinoa bro
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>>682976291
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