Waifu claiming thread
The E 100 does have the 1200 HP engine.
The Maus has the 1750 HP engine.
Calm down there, Satan.
The rape wasn't tender or loving.
It was most certainly an unwanted violation of the rear though.
The rear armor plate of some of my victims, that is.
Just watch it on YouTube https://youtu.be/Msg8ypnLqaw
Do you have any local game stores? Mine holds a commander night every Monday, and gives out promos at the end of each month
Is it really that good?
I'm personally a huge reanimation fan, currently on my 4th. I have Gisa http://tappedout.net/mtg-decks/i-aint-saying-she-is-a-gravedigger/ mazirek http://tappedout.net/mtg-decks/mazirek-voltron-fun-times/ a Merieke deck I have yet to upload to tapped out, and soon an Alesha deck http://tappedout.net/mtg-decks/all-smiles-3/
I tink hes more of a industrial kind of salt
Shiragami Youko claimed.
Looks like I arrived right on time.
E-75 had the same engine as E-100 back in the day, now it's more sluggish.
ST-I kind of took it's place as that one annoying cunt you're having hard time killing.
Fun to play with them though.
Best mage claimed~
Player ignoring the main plotline would suck lol. I haven't tried the site yet but it looks awesome~
I like it, it's a pretty solid game in my book~
GM was a GM virgin and it was my first session too. The guys here told me that there were basically no limits to the possibilities so I didn't think it'd be such a problem
I'm half-demon right now, can I still switch to druid?
I don't like endoparasites ever since I had worms as a kid. We had no yard and were too poor to buy toys so I played in the dirt and the park a lot and eventually I got pinworms which disgusted me to no end. I dont have a problem with exoparasites though. I can remove leeches and ticks with my bare hands.
Thanks for the suggestion but I'm gonna let the vet check it out. I'm not qualified whatsoever
Don't know, just your usual generic salt
>go fuck a cactus
That kind of stuff
I am actually shunned in most towns because predatory half-demon but he said as long as I wore a collar and followed someone else of the team I'd be allowed in the towns. I liked that twist. Even though I'm a neutral and I won't fuck anyone up unless they piss me off
It no longer becomes random when it's done more than three times a day. you know theirs a board...for shit like this....right? or do you just like being retarded? I mean how stubborn and prideful of your terrible ways to you have to be to just not stop? I'm rambling...remember though,
>it's not real
>industrial kind of salt
Made me kek.
Yes you have
Great wish my right index knuckle could heal already
I got gmod how fun is it?
Up to anything?
Weapon grade salt
Is it the same salty anon from last night with all of the guro?
Did you fuck it up at work?
Just catching up on some anime.
>It no longer becomes random when it's done more than three times a day
loli and trap threads more than 5 times every day
> how stubborn and prideful of your terrible ways to you have to be to just not stop?
You tell me
>it's not real
Nothing is real
Not much, buddy. Just playing some Mad Max right now while listening to some music, on your phone I presume?
Lots and lots of salts.
Hola and I have no idea because I don't have it
Hello! How're you Shira?
He probably sticking to the rules a tad too much. I'd prefer to view them as guidelines if I was playing D&D~
4xWinstons vs 4xReinhard
Kagami~ How are you cutie?
It should be easy since you are low level characters, you will need to change around some stats, focus of wisdom. And you get an animal companion, so that's always fun. You'll basically be rewriting a chuck if your character sheet, but you should still be able to use the back story, which is good
megumin!!! i missed you!! the briefs never end.....
how was your ride???
best girl claimed!
anywhere, can be paradise as long as you have the will to live
jesus i dont have anything loaded into tapped out >.< and i don't have any money to buy the cards i want to abuse so i guess i should
it really does suck because i put a lot of effort into it >.<
that is at least interesting. also i wouldn't have let you come in as a half demon that sounds jenky lol
Nah, I was just playing Overwatch so I replied without posting a pic!
>Just playing some Mad Max right now while listening to some music
Good, hope you enjoy yourself.
Sadly the enemy only had 2 winstons, and we won by the way. Sadly our 6 mercy games doesn't go so well
Oh, you're right.
870 HP on the E 75(stock) .
That's the same as the Tiger II fully modded.
I'm doing alright.
A bit bored, I got in my bass practice for today, and I don't have work so I'm really just sitting here.
I don't know, I don't keep track of every salty spastic that comes in here
Hello Phoenix, good to see you back
>I'd prefer to view them as guidelines
Megumin pirate confirmed
Thanks, I'm pretty new so I'll have to read up on abilities and stuff but I'll check it out
Welcome back Wolf
I think they're called Tieflings but they're basically half-demons
DMs sometimes forget rule 0, fun is more important than the actual rules. Handwave and fudge occasionally if you need to
It's a good way to share lists and get suggestions, budgets are always the hard part, I skimp on the manabases as much as I can
Are souls and friends also a payment option?
It was a pretty big "fuck you" from WG, but at least they made it so that the frontal transmission didn't turn the German tanks into napalm upon hit, like they used to when hit to the LFP.
>Sadly our 6 mercy games doesn't go so well
Gee, I wonder why~
That sucks man. What a way to disrespect the DM, amirite?
I missed you too! My ride was really windy, my legs are still burning! I'd say it was a really good ride~
>Megumin pirate confirmed
It's our secret now
Rule 0 is best rule~
I was waiting for you to respond with this shit.
Maybe we could add salty spastics to Shizuru's counter.
heya frankenberry!! how's it going??
hi pheonix!! how's your day??
that's god being scared of your progress kek!
at home. My dumbass washed a glass too hard
How you doing? And dammit I know I spaced it out!
You're not erp queen
Hey you're back
Win the race and off yourself first
Is this cute?
My day is going well, yours?
Oh, will this smug help?
Not much, you up to anything?
slightly less jenky. but i wouldn't let you do it unless you were experienced with roleplay limitations.
hmm okay i will throw my Arjun decklist up and share with you guys later. most of my costs aren't from mana but from powerhouse spells
i get revenge lol so its okay i guess
>no tomoko ITT
fucking yes, It's finally time for me to claim her
Found out I got a 75 bucks ticket from the last train ride because I misread the date on my subscription and it expired the day before I used it. Moved to my stepmom and dad's place for the weekend. Been programming a bit more on my game. That's about it, I had a lazy day
I have stuff to do but I'm lazy and comfortable so I'm having a hard time doing them.
I'm aight, see above plus I really don't want to go to the gym today but I'm gonna make myself.
i got moar
is this cute?
i'm always lurking heheh
Druids are one of my favorites, with HAVARDR having a spot of his own
To anger a GM, just play a mystic theurge (wizard/cleric) specializing in necromancy. You will drink tears in mid game with nearly a hundred hit die of zombies at level 12
About to go to work
See ya guys!
My engine still gets nailed if someone is smart enough to shoot the lower Glacis plate.
I'm smart enough to angle myself, so it's not too bad.
Mitsuba is so top tier that I never see her ever posted in these threads. Thats how top tier she is.
you need to try better than that
God better watch out for when I'll die, I have some "talks" to do with him
>ends up in hell~
Great! What did you do?
kek I'll definitely try it out one day
>I have stuff to do
>but I'm lazy and comfortable so I'm having a hard time doing them.
That's my fuckin' life story, right there.
>mfw there isn't any cute gifs of Phoenix
>Found out I got a 75 bucks ticket from the last train ride because I misread the date on my subscription and it expired the day before I used it.
>Been programming a bit more on my game
Oh, what's the progress on it if you don't mind me asking.
Well i'm going to eat and get cleaned up. See ya'll later.
You'll be doing a lot of that in the German heavy line, unless you go VK4502B someday because that is bullshit with it's LFP.
Always but smugs are only needed when I ask for them phoenix. But thank you
Playing g mod. Confused on what to do lol. You?
Kek. Home gym time!
I know you've been here long enough to know who that is
So the grill that called me sama wasn't here today.
Was gonna ask her if she and I could hang out after classes
She seems nice
>on the other note Mi Liu claimed
i know you can do better~
sorry m8 i have no idea
I object to your shit.
>Always but smugs are only needed when I ask for them phoenix
Will remember that for the next time.
Hi anon, don't think I have seen you before.
Well technically it's always home gym time, because I can just take the elevator downstairs and there I am
they ignored a demon army to search for their own power and glory. so the demon army found them with their pants down while trying to find an artifact that would bring them limitless power (someone crit failed a check to interpret ancient writings and then crit failed the confirmation)
alright /waifu/ i'm off to shower and get ready for my performance! wish me luck!
I hate the VK 30.01 P with a passion.
I swear I will never get in one again.
It's easily the worse tank I've ever used.
Best German CV Claimed
>Tenten true is true salt queen
>No one cant say no
Guten Morgen everyone (again)
How you doing today ?
That's some pretty good taste right there
Kek, they brought it on themselves
Break a leg!
Always. That man is amazing, and his movies never disappoint, guns, hot women and ass kicking.
They are cliché action movies, but they are still good
It's not that bad, wait till you get SARL 42, ARL V39, Churchill gun carrier or any other of the tanks nobody plays, because there's really a reason there why not to play them.
> add salty spastics to Shizuru's counter.
I have NO idea what I'm doing and what is happening. I just take whatever action my character would take in their own story
>I use characters from my own fantasy stories
It sucks, now I can't buy food for 2 weeks. I think I have maybe 30 bucks left for 2 weeks food. Progress today was very slow since I had the day off. I really just implemented some slow motion extra. Whenever you use the grapple hook you have 2 seconds slowmo to aim
Heyo, beautiful. Hope your day has been well.
I'll consider it. Hard to tell when it's different ones.
Hi anon, my day went well, how about you?
Hi Katyusha anon.
>30 bucks left for 2 weeks food
You might be able to manage, although your meals won't be much.
SHIZURU COUNTING SHIT COUNTER!
I'll be tracking a bunch of the things, as long as i can be fucked, remember, or am around to track it.
Syndra tells someone to kill themselves: 74
Dio mustaches things: 9
Kagami x Magumin no u cuter: 16
Salty Spastics: 2
I'll give it a go. Don't expect it to be accurate. Added guro-chan from last night too.
Indeed, going on netflix and seeing 3 new direct to dvd movies, you would think he would be more picky with that many movies under his belt.
Favorite is crank 1 or 2, what about you?
I'm thinking about going up the French light tank line.
I've got elite on the AMX ELC bis but I don't know if I should keep going.
hell isn't so bad, just imagine being locked in a freezer!! full of nothing kek
AMX 12t is a bit underwhelming, and so is 13 75 but 13 90 makes up for it.
Lorraine 40t is kind of a hit magnet because it's barn-sized and can't take hits, Batshit 25t is pretty good though considering that it's small, agile and actually has a good autoloader gun, too bad the turret is mounted on the back killing gun depression, but it ain't 121 bad.
Κανένας που να με καταλαβαίνει χωρίς μεταφραστή;
Heaven probably is a boring place anyways kek. Enjoyed doing Airmen things all day?~
He probably gives no fucks at all irl, just like in movies.
I prefer Crank 1 over 2. My favourite would be from the Transporter franchise, maybe the first one
Luckily I'm more or less prepared for this, I have lots of dried food and I stocked up on canned peaches last week. I guess I'll be eating noodles and rice for some time
it's funny because every time someone rolls in insulting people I can't stop thinking it's always the same guy coming back, which is just the saddest thing ever. It's probably because they always all spout the same shit
If there is a hell, I'll see you there.
I've heard the 12t and 13 75 are bad, but that the 25t is pretty cool.
What's the deal on the 121?
Yeah the transporter franchise was great as well. Can't wait for "Hardcore Henry" blue rays to come out, basically a first person crank.
>I'm not Morgan
Sorry but i dont get it
Hello Hando kun ! How are you doing today ?
Got today exhausting day
>My electric trolley is service
And its cloudy outside
How about you ?
Hello there Phoenix kun !
Well my day usually starts good , then i meet people in my job.
How about you ?
It's because the loli, isn't it?
I guess that's what I get for being hopeful.
How you been?
Then you've heard right.
121 is Chinese, so that kills the gun depression kind of like all Soviet/Soviet copies from the T-54/55 family, plus it has an 122mm cannon which kills the gun depression even more so the gun depression is -3 at max.
To put that into context the Patton/Centurion are going at -15 and up to -20 gun depression.
What kind of people do you have to deal with on the job? Got any stories?
Good, haven't done anything out of the ordinary so same as usual I guess. How are you besides trying not to have a heart attack?
I don't get the point of the color patterns, but it's pretty cool.
>a first person crank.
Just watched the trailer. I didn't know I wanted that until I saw it.
It's. Fucking. Amazing.
Americans have great hull-down and gun depression.
Germans have great accuracy and sidescraping,
Brits have??? ROF? Pen?
French have autoloaders.
China has censorship.
Japan has (from what I've heard/seen) amazing guns for medium tanks.
And the Soviets have it all because why not.
>I guess I'll be eating noodles and rice for some time
Doesn't sound that bad.
>Well my day usually starts good , then i meet people in my job.
And your day goes horribly wrong?
>How about you ?
My day went well, work went by fast and there wasn't any annoying customers.
Also the joke the other anon made was
>Switch to lurk mode, gotta do something.
Brits are all-arounders, that's why I enjoy them the most, or at least their mediums.
China has high alpha and fast tanks, but at the cost of gun depression and they're practically ammoracks on tracks, probably full of fireworks.
Nippon meds are practically Americans until T10 when you're left with a Leopard 1 copy.
Soviets still lack accuracy, but if you can shoot enough many boolits maybe boolit hit enemy.
Well, other than my obvious health detriment I've been busy doing legal stuff.
I have to lose some weight as well, about ten kilos, too lazy to convert them to pounds for you, so not a whole lot.
Overall, I think it's safe to say that not dying is doable.