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Waifu claiming thread
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>Insult
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Homura claimed
>>682974642
The E 100 does have the 1200 HP engine.
The Maus has the 1750 HP engine.
>>682975666
Calm down there, Satan.
The rape wasn't tender or loving.
It was most certainly an unwanted violation of the rear though.
The rear armor plate of some of my victims, that is.
Obligatory claim.
>>682975070
Just watch it on YouTube https://youtu.be/Msg8ypnLqaw
>>682975215
Do you have any local game stores? Mine holds a commander night every Monday, and gives out promos at the end of each month
>>682975488
Is it really that good?
>>682975723
I'm personally a huge reanimation fan, currently on my 4th. I have Gisa http://tappedout.net/mtg-decks/i-aint-saying-she-is-a-gravedigger/ mazirek http://tappedout.net/mtg-decks/mazirek-voltron-fun-times/ a Merieke deck I have yet to upload to tapped out, and soon an Alesha deck http://tappedout.net/mtg-decks/all-smiles-3/
sachi claim into lurk
Skeletor
>Claimed by me. Again
>>682975972
Sup Feenie
>>682976151
I tink hes more of a industrial kind of salt
Shiragami Youko claimed.
Looks like I arrived right on time.
>>682976220
Thanks anon, how are you doing?
>>682976531
Hi Syndra.
>claim.
>>682976419
E-75 had the same engine as E-100 back in the day, now it's more sluggish.
ST-I kind of took it's place as that one annoying cunt you're having hard time killing.
Fun to play with them though.
>>682976531
An abstact kind of salt.
Best mage claimed~
>>682975723
Player ignoring the main plotline would suck lol. I haven't tried the site yet but it looks awesome~
>>682976460
I like it, it's a pretty solid game in my book~
Akiko claimed
>>682974206
GM was a GM virgin and it was my first session too. The guys here told me that there were basically no limits to the possibilities so I didn't think it'd be such a problem
>>682974278
I'm half-demon right now, can I still switch to druid?
>>682974362
I don't like endoparasites ever since I had worms as a kid. We had no yard and were too poor to buy toys so I played in the dirt and the park a lot and eventually I got pinworms which disgusted me to no end. I dont have a problem with exoparasites though. I can remove leeches and ticks with my bare hands.
>>682974581
Thanks for the suggestion but I'm gonna let the vet check it out. I'm not qualified whatsoever
>>682974897
Don't know, just your usual generic salt
>you're faggots
>go fuck a cactus
That kind of stuff
>>682975723
I am actually shunned in most towns because predatory half-demon but he said as long as I wore a collar and followed someone else of the team I'd be allowed in the towns. I liked that twist. Even though I'm a neutral and I won't fuck anyone up unless they piss me off
Aizawa claim, hey everyone.
>>682976291
It no longer becomes random when it's done more than three times a day. you know theirs a board...for shit like this....right? or do you just like being retarded? I mean how stubborn and prideful of your terrible ways to you have to be to just not stop? I'm rambling...remember though,
>it's not real
;^)
>>682976531
>industrial kind of salt
Made me kek.
>>682976445
Hey beautiful.
Noumi Kudryavka claimed.
Yuelia claimed
>>682976782
>>>/s4s/
>>682976548
Yes you have
>>682976580
Great wish my right index knuckle could heal already
>>682976718
Sup
I got gmod how fun is it?
Shiki claimed
4xReinhard confirmed best meta
>>682976580
Up to anything?
>>682976677
Weapon grade salt
>>682976521
>myaah
>>682976711
Is it the same salty anon from last night with all of the guro?
>>682976718
Hey there!
>>682976796
Heyo hand, what's up?
>Kyouko
>>682976473
>Rattle
Tenryuu claimed
The food was worth the burn
>>682976931
Did you fuck it up at work?
>>682976996
Just catching up on some anime.
kagami claimed!!!
Tima claimed. ;c
>>682976782
>It no longer becomes random when it's done more than three times a day
loli and trap threads more than 5 times every day
> how stubborn and prideful of your terrible ways to you have to be to just not stop?
You tell me
>it's not real
Nothing is real
>;^)
kys
>>682976988
?
>>682977005
Not much, buddy. Just playing some Mad Max right now while listening to some music, on your phone I presume?
>>682976677
>>682976996
Lots and lots of salts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2_I0EGhcB4
>>682976931
Hola and I have no idea because I don't have it
>>682976998
Hello! How're you Shira?
>>682977190
>kys
Syndra confirmed
>>682976711
He probably sticking to the rules a tad too much. I'd prefer to view them as guidelines if I was playing D&D~
>>682976978
4xWinstons vs 4xReinhard
>>682977151
Kagami~ How are you cutie?
>>682976711
It should be easy since you are low level characters, you will need to change around some stats, focus of wisdom. And you get an animal companion, so that's always fun. You'll basically be rewriting a chuck if your character sheet, but you should still be able to use the back story, which is good
>>682977151
Hey kagami!
>>682976291
i claim Holo HOLO!
>>682977251
>sudden blood lust for coffee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqHeSaAIl4c
>>682977301
megumin!!! i missed you!! the briefs never end.....
how was your ride???
>>682977151
Purple haired poplar!!!
>>682976291
best girl claimed!
>>682976220
anywhere, can be paradise as long as you have the will to live
>>682976460
jesus i dont have anything loaded into tapped out >.< and i don't have any money to buy the cards i want to abuse so i guess i should
>>682976688
dubdubz
it really does suck because i put a lot of effort into it >.<
>>682976711
that is at least interesting. also i wouldn't have let you come in as a half demon that sounds jenky lol
>>682977257
Nah, I was just playing Overwatch so I replied without posting a pic!
>Just playing some Mad Max right now while listening to some music
Good, hope you enjoy yourself.
>>682977301
Sadly the enemy only had 2 winstons, and we won by the way. Sadly our 6 mercy games doesn't go so well
>>682977430
when is the second season coming out
trading lewds for icecream
>>682976633
Oh, you're right.
870 HP on the E 75(stock) .
That's the same as the Tiger II fully modded.
>>682977368
Insightful.
>>682977151
>>682977420
Hi Kagami and Emi
>>682977261
I'm doing alright.
A bit bored, I got in my bass practice for today, and I don't have work so I'm really just sitting here.
You?
>>682977602
And delightful.
>>682977577
DID SOMEONE SAY LEWD ICECREAM?!
>>682976998
I don't know, I don't keep track of every salty spastic that comes in here
>>682977137
Hello Phoenix, good to see you back
>>682977301
>I'd prefer to view them as guidelines
Megumin pirate confirmed
>>682977323
Thanks, I'm pretty new so I'll have to read up on abilities and stuff but I'll check it out
>>682977365
Welcome back Wolf
>>682977467
I think they're called Tieflings but they're basically half-demons
>>682977301
DMs sometimes forget rule 0, fun is more important than the actual rules. Handwave and fudge occasionally if you need to
>>682977467
It's a good way to share lists and get suggestions, budgets are always the hard part, I skimp on the manabases as much as I can
>>682977577
Are souls and friends also a payment option?
>>682977284
No.
But you should still kys.
>>682977457
black haired cutie pie!!!!
>>682977578
It was a pretty big "fuck you" from WG, but at least they made it so that the frontal transmission didn't turn the German tanks into napalm upon hit, like they used to when hit to the LFP.
>>682977550
>Sadly our 6 mercy games doesn't go so well
Gee, I wonder why~
>>682977467
That sucks man. What a way to disrespect the DM, amirite?
>>682977430
I missed you too! My ride was really windy, my legs are still burning! I'd say it was a really good ride~
>>682977762
>Megumin pirate confirmed
It's our secret now
>>682977764
Rule 0 is best rule~
>>682977746
I was waiting for you to respond with this shit.
>>682977762
Maybe we could add salty spastics to Shizuru's counter.
>>682977794
no u
Post a gif of your Waifu being cute.
>>682977762
Hi Akiko, did anything fun today?
>>682977794
Ah. Feeling better?
>>682978073
I just don't know what went wrong.
>>682977323
heya frankenberry!! how's it going??
>>682977658
hi pheonix!! how's your day??
>>682978073
that's god being scared of your progress kek!
>>682978086
>>682977137
at home. My dumbass washed a glass too hard
>>682977151
Heyyyy
>>682977261
How you doing? And dammit I know I spaced it out!
>>682977577
You're not erp queen
>>682977746
Hey you're back
>>682978086
Easy
More tima
>>682978086
>>682978082
Win the race and off yourself first
>>682978086
Is this cute?
>>682978135
No.
>>682977658
Sup, Mr Wright?
>>682978086
>>682978251
My day is going well, yours?
>>682978268
Oh, will this smug help?
>>682978448
Not much, you up to anything?
>>682977762
>Tiefling
slightly less jenky. but i wouldn't let you do it unless you were experienced with roleplay limitations.
>>682977764
hmm okay i will throw my Arjun decklist up and share with you guys later. most of my costs aren't from mana but from powerhouse spells
>capsize
>torpor orb
>omniscience
etc.
>>682978073
i get revenge lol so its okay i guess
>>682978086
fuck yes!
>no tomoko ITT
fucking yes, It's finally time for me to claim her
>>682978268
yo! how goes it shinoa??
>>682978086
>
yukihira :>
>>682978086
>>682978086
>
>>682978131
Found out I got a 75 bucks ticket from the last train ride because I misread the date on my subscription and it expired the day before I used it. Moved to my stepmom and dad's place for the weekend. Been programming a bit more on my game. That's about it, I had a lazy day
>>682977681
I have stuff to do but I'm lazy and comfortable so I'm having a hard time doing them.
>>682978268
I'm aight, see above plus I really don't want to go to the gym today but I'm gonna make myself.
>>682976291
You're a faggot
>>682978082
i got moar
>>682978086
is this cute?
>>682978268
i'm always lurking heheh
>>682977762
Druids are one of my favorites, with HAVARDR having a spot of his own
>>682978073
To anger a GM, just play a mystic theurge (wizard/cleric) specializing in necromancy. You will drink tears in mid game with nearly a hundred hit die of zombies at level 12
>>682978251
About to go to work
>>682978664
Sounds good.
See ya guys!
>>682978086
>
>>682978050
My engine still gets nailed if someone is smart enough to shoot the lower Glacis plate.
I'm smart enough to angle myself, so it's not too bad.
Box tank/10
Mitsuba is so top tier that I never see her ever posted in these threads. Thats how top tier she is.
>>682977746
you need to try better than that
>>682977764
what? no
>>682978268
who?
>>682978359
Alternative
>>682976291
Yotsuba claimed
>>682978251
God better watch out for when I'll die, I have some "talks" to do with him
>ends up in hell~
>>682978236
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaLopjibdOY
>>682978664
Great! What did you do?
>>682978847
kek I'll definitely try it out one day
See ya~
>>682978086
>
>>682978721
>I have stuff to do
>but I'm lazy and comfortable so I'm having a hard time doing them.
That's my fuckin' life story, right there.
>>682978086
>mfw there isn't any cute gifs of Phoenix
>>682978711
>Found out I got a 75 bucks ticket from the last train ride because I misread the date on my subscription and it expired the day before I used it.
That sucks.
>Been programming a bit more on my game
Oh, what's the progress on it if you don't mind me asking.
>>682979018
She seems so desperate to lose weight.
How little does she know that sex is good for that.
>>682979051
check
>>682978792
also this
>>682978435
Ah. Bummer.
Well i'm going to eat and get cleaned up. See ya'll later.
>>682979011
You'll be doing a lot of that in the German heavy line, unless you go VK4502B someday because that is bullshit with it's LFP.
>>682978086
It's a Spiderman thread now
>>682978659
Always but smugs are only needed when I ask for them phoenix. But thank you
>>682978686
Playing g mod. Confused on what to do lol. You?
>>682978721
Kek. Home gym time!
>>682978792
So lewd!
>>682979051
I know you've been here long enough to know who that is
>>682979357
Always watching?
So the grill that called me sama wasn't here today.
Was gonna ask her if she and I could hang out after classes
She seems nice
>on the other note Mi Liu claimed
mai waifu
>>682979270
i know you can do better~
>>682979458
sorry m8 i have no idea
>>682978659
Just watching a Jason Statham film on TV
>>682979372
I object to your shit.
>>682979458
>Always but smugs are only needed when I ask for them phoenix
Will remember that for the next time.
>>682979487
Hi anon, don't think I have seen you before.
>>682979458
Well technically it's always home gym time, because I can just take the elevator downstairs and there I am
>>682979193
;~;
brb, lunch
>>682979664
Those are always great
>>682979156
they ignored a demon army to search for their own power and glory. so the demon army found them with their pants down while trying to find an artifact that would bring them limitless power (someone crit failed a check to interpret ancient writings and then crit failed the confirmation)
alright /waifu/ i'm off to shower and get ready for my performance! wish me luck!
>>682979354
I hate the VK 30.01 P with a passion.
I swear I will never get in one again.
It's easily the worse tank I've ever used.
Best German CV Claimed
>Tenten true is true salt queen
>No one cant say no
Guten Morgen everyone (again)
How you doing today ?
>>682979531
That's some pretty good taste right there
>>682978086
>
Dio-sama...
new Jojo episode was pretty gr8
>>682979793
Kek, they brought it on themselves
Break a leg!
>>682979743
Always. That man is amazing, and his movies never disappoint, guns, hot women and ass kicking.
They are cliché action movies, but they are still good
>>682979889
I'm not Morgan
>>682979885
It's not that bad, wait till you get SARL 42, ARL V39, Churchill gun carrier or any other of the tanks nobody plays, because there's really a reason there why not to play them.
>>682978082
> add salty spastics to Shizuru's counter.
Do it.
>>682978664
I have NO idea what I'm doing and what is happening. I just take whatever action my character would take in their own story
>I use characters from my own fantasy stories
>>682979222
>checked
It sucks, now I can't buy food for 2 weeks. I think I have maybe 30 bucks left for 2 weeks food. Progress today was very slow since I had the day off. I really just implemented some slow motion extra. Whenever you use the grapple hook you have 2 seconds slowmo to aim
>>682979889
Heyo, beautiful. Hope your day has been well.
>Salty spastics
I'll consider it. Hard to tell when it's different ones.
>>682979889
Hi anon, my day went well, how about you?
>>682979920
Hi Katyusha anon.
>>682980455
>30 bucks left for 2 weeks food
You might be able to manage, although your meals won't be much.
SHIZURU COUNTING SHIT COUNTER!
I'll be tracking a bunch of the things, as long as i can be fucked, remember, or am around to track it.
Hugs: 31
Syndra tells someone to kill themselves: 74
Dio mustaches things: 9
Rattles: 70
Burger: 2
Kagami x Magumin no u cuter: 16
Salty Spastics: 2
I'll give it a go. Don't expect it to be accurate. Added guro-chan from last night too.
>>682980268
Indeed, going on netflix and seeing 3 new direct to dvd movies, you would think he would be more picky with that many movies under his belt.
Favorite is crank 1 or 2, what about you?
>>682980306
I'm thinking about going up the French light tank line.
I've got elite on the AMX ELC bis but I don't know if I should keep going.
>>682979156
hell isn't so bad, just imagine being locked in a freezer!! full of nothing kek
>tfw i found a usb
>tfw its not my usb for pics
>tfw im stuck with 50 xbox games but not what i want on this usb
>tfw i cant claim mai waifu
mandatory cc claim
>no pic claim
>>682980977
So...fucked by who?
>>682981346
Only you, Dio-sama.
>>682981226
AMX 12t is a bit underwhelming, and so is 13 75 but 13 90 makes up for it.
Lorraine 40t is kind of a hit magnet because it's barn-sized and can't take hits, Batshit 25t is pretty good though considering that it's small, agile and actually has a good autoloader gun, too bad the turret is mounted on the back killing gun depression, but it ain't 121 bad.
Κανένας που να με καταλαβαίνει χωρίς μεταφραστή;
>>682981247
Heaven probably is a boring place anyways kek. Enjoyed doing Airmen things all day?~
>>682981155
He probably gives no fucks at all irl, just like in movies.
I prefer Crank 1 over 2. My favourite would be from the Transporter franchise, maybe the first one
>>682980910
I'll live
Luckily I'm more or less prepared for this, I have lots of dried food and I stocked up on canned peaches last week. I guess I'll be eating noodles and rice for some time
>>682981298
RIP
Hello cc
>>682980977
it's funny because every time someone rolls in insulting people I can't stop thinking it's always the same guy coming back, which is just the saddest thing ever. It's probably because they always all spout the same shit
>>682981853
If there is a hell, I'll see you there.
>>682981738
Doubt it.
>>682979244
Right?! Thank you anon. <3
Even more tima
>>682981618
I've heard the 12t and 13 75 are bad, but that the 25t is pretty cool.
What's the deal on the 121?
I'm baaack
>>682981609
Well I don't know about that.
>>682981908
Yeah the transporter franchise was great as well. Can't wait for "Hardcore Henry" blue rays to come out, basically a first person crank.
>>682980281
>I'm not Morgan
Sorry but i dont get it
?
>>682980605
Hello Hando kun ! How are you doing today ?
Got today exhausting day
>My electric trolley is service
And its cloudy outside
How about you ?
>>682980910
Hello there Phoenix kun !
Well my day usually starts good , then i meet people in my job.
How about you ?
>>682982162
I know.
It's because the loli, isn't it?
>>682982059
I guess that's what I get for being hopeful.
How you been?
>>682982048
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>>682982126
Then you've heard right.
121 is Chinese, so that kills the gun depression kind of like all Soviet/Soviet copies from the T-54/55 family, plus it has an 122mm cannon which kills the gun depression even more so the gun depression is -3 at max.
To put that into context the Patton/Centurion are going at -15 and up to -20 gun depression.
>>682982048
All of /b/ will end up there if it exists~
>Megumin
>>682982282
It doesn't help.
>>682982162
Welcome back
>>682982234
What kind of people do you have to deal with on the job? Got any stories?
Found this on Pixiv
>Shiki
>>682982335
Good, haven't done anything out of the ordinary so same as usual I guess. How are you besides trying not to have a heart attack?
>>682982618
I don't get the point of the color patterns, but it's pretty cool.
>>682982190
>a first person crank.
Just watched the trailer. I didn't know I wanted that until I saw it.
It's. Fucking. Amazing.
>>682982468
Americans have great hull-down and gun depression.
Germans have great accuracy and sidescraping,
Brits have??? ROF? Pen?
French have autoloaders.
China has censorship.
Japan has (from what I've heard/seen) amazing guns for medium tanks.
And the Soviets have it all because why not.
>>682981935
>I guess I'll be eating noodles and rice for some time
Doesn't sound that bad.
>>682982234
>Well my day usually starts good , then i meet people in my job.
And your day goes horribly wrong?
>How about you ?
My day went well, work went by fast and there wasn't any annoying customers.
Also the joke the other anon made was
>Guten Morgen
>Morgan
>Morgen=Morgan.
>Switch to lurk mode, gotta do something.
Joan Jett fam
>>682983078
Brits are all-arounders, that's why I enjoy them the most, or at least their mediums.
China has high alpha and fast tanks, but at the cost of gun depression and they're practically ammoracks on tracks, probably full of fireworks.
Nippon meds are practically Americans until T10 when you're left with a Leopard 1 copy.
Soviets still lack accuracy, but if you can shoot enough many boolits maybe boolit hit enemy.
>>682982736
Well, other than my obvious health detriment I've been busy doing legal stuff.
I have to lose some weight as well, about ten kilos, too lazy to convert them to pounds for you, so not a whole lot.
Overall, I think it's safe to say that not dying is doable.
new bread?
RIP
