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Woof
Arf?
Grrrr?
>>682938615
>>682938604
Tits BTFO
ggggaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>682939123
>>682939376
Oh I can top that
![1446105085.nomozuni_it_won_t_fit_[low].png](https://i.imgur.com/6aHd5hq.jpg "1446105085.nomozuni_it_won_t_fit_[low].png")
>>682939376
That guy "satan" would first have to bend over.
What are the chances on getting laid at a con?
>>682939687
Beh?
>>682939721
HERMS BTFO
Needs more woof.
>>682940029
Woof sandwich?
>>682940087
It's woof, isn't it?
>>682939602
pretty high. had some guy try to pick me up at the hotel bar. went back to the room for a nap and one of my roomates started going at it w/ me while our other roomate watched. made out with some dude I didn't know, went back to his room and gave a blowjob to one of his roomates in the bathroom while everyone else was trying to go to sleep. etc. etc. I fooled around with more people that weekend than I had in my entire life. if you want to stay pure I suggest not drinking.
>>682940087
>>682940029
Woof on the side?
Also ya'll post too much pre-teen shit
>>682940271
You kidding? I need to get laid. Been under a dry spell fow a while.
>>682940305
Do not want.
1. Underaged
2. Enema shit leak
Nope/10 post manly men
![1429696493.nomozuni_tie___tight_[low].png](https://i.imgur.com/bENuQiZ.jpg "1429696493.nomozuni_tie___tight_[low].png")
>>682940271
Would love to go to a con one day.
>>682940407
Why not?!
>>682940487
Bend over.
>>682938894
>>682938279
what are these latex shirt bits called and why the fuck cant i find them for sale on the internet
>>682940658
Be gentle, im tighter than a snare drum
>>682940487
no man. I'm an incredibly awkward/antisocial fuck and even I was getting free liquor and dicks.
>>682940596
they're actually a lot of fun. I'd suggest meeting up with friends cause it can be pretty overwhelming at first unless you're like a naturally gregarious and friendly person.
>>682941017
Im sure your not as anti social as me lol...plus I dont have any friends that would go to a con like that, Im sure even bringing such things up would freak them out >.>
>>682941017
>>682941249
Hell, i just moved out of state a few months ago. I have no friends here.
>>682941249
booze helps. the only friends I had to go with were people I had met playing online video games with. it's actually kind of cool when you get there cause after a while you realize a lot of the people there are a lot like you and idk, it's hard to explain but you just feel a lot more at "home" if that makes any sense. also you get to go to the artist alley and meet all your favorite porn artists I mean how dope is that?
>>682941613
That does sounds awesome, I live just south of Pittsburgh where they have that big con every year, I hoping to go to that one someday.
>>682941492
I have the same problems since I moved, the old friends I had in the other state I was in lost contact with them.
Hold up! It's skin color inspection day!
>prove you are white or gtfo
Hows everyones day going?
>>682943864
Meh. Okay, waiting for a con in a month and see if I can get some
>>682943807
I'm only half white
does that count?
>>682943864
I'm alright, my arms and legs hurt from work yesterday and my head hurts from the alcohol
but it's getting better so nothing to worry about
yourself?
>>682944124
post your hand. It is possible that you did not get too much nigger blood
>>682943807
im white
see?
>>682943864
its chill AF
>>682944051
Is it normal to show up to one without a fursuit? or would you be the odd man out?
>>682944124
Ive been better, when having nasty stomach aches the last couple days
>>682943807
Im as pale as a ghost
>>682944473
Dont know honestly. Gonna be my first con
>>682944289
I hope not, though it's probably flooded with spic blood
>>682944334
sup fag
>>682944473
Stomach aches are just the worse
any idea what could have caused it?
>>682944792
not much man
chill day.
watching some stuff with bf
>>682944702
Never been to one, and cant afford a suit atm, but I might just say fuck and go when one comes up.
>>682944792
Dinner I had the other night tasted off, so I'm sure its that.
>>682945060
I dont have a suit either. But i do have a big schlong, that makes me happy
>>682944996
Sounds comphy
I could use some more chill days, but my second job keeps me busy as fuck
though today I don't have much to do so that's nice
>>682945060
It might be, I hope it's nothing serious
>>682945348
Well if thats all you need for a con I should be set to go :p
>>682945575
Im sure it will pass.
>>682945575
yea time off feels gud.
but always so short
>>682945984
I has already registered and rooming with someone. Im goin :F
Daily reminder femboys are superior. Also cox is a massive faggot.
>>682946656
>>682946395
What cons are coming up?
>>682946805
Im headed to Califur
>>682946656
yes femboys are superior
and im the best faggot.
>>682947005
You and maya tie.
>>682946247
I know, it feels like its never enough time to relax
but hey some days are better than no days
how's maya been, it's been a long time since I've talked to him
>>682946656
I like my gay in all flavors
and yeah he's a total fag~
>>682946987
Hopefully theres some eastcoast ones nearby coming up
>>682947188
ofc
maya is toppest tier
love him.
>>682947356
he's doing good man
hype as fuck. he's gonna visit me like next month or something. a lot sooner than expected
>>682947356
Well, i do not know you. Therefore, I will have to take your word for it that you do.
>>682947371
Will be over the next few months.
>>682947692
<3 you both
>>682947972
I want some love. And snuggles :3
>>682948164
F-from me?
>>682947972
awww
thanks fam
>>682948392
Yes
>>682947692
Wow that's fantastic news, good on you~
I want to visit my bf as well, but I gotta save up, one day though
>>682947972
Yeah I'm a special kind of fag
>>682948559
Anytime bish
>>682948575
That could be hard to accomplish.
>>682948875
You're no speshul snuflaek.
>>682948963
Snapchat?
>>682949281
I hardly know you, though.
>>682949791
Fair enough. Were all just random ppl on here. Also i am a huge metal head.
>>682948875
yea its expensive man
sucks ass. glad he can afford to visit me because im broke as shit
>>682948963
NOT
A
BISH
>>682950037
Yea but are you a qt?
>>682950046
are too~
>>682950414
no
bullshit
lies and slander
REEEE
>>682950414
Thats for you to decide. One pic, reply yes or no, and thats that.
>>682944473
most people don't have suits but you should probably pick up a tail or some fox ears at the dealers den.
>>682950590
Can't handle the truth?!
>>682950706
Go for it.
>>682950961
that's lie not truth
>>682950961
You has snapchat. I dont feel comfy putting my face on /b
>>682951046
Shh you know im joking bb
>>682951185
post it then
>>682951195
yes
>>682951408
Also i see the site has some updates from maya. Woo!
I have a problem and I need help
>>682951320
My snapchat-distortion88
>>682951581
I see no problem here.
>>682951461
last two posts were some webms i made
pretty happy with how they turned out
>>682951581
i have a problem too
i don't have any dragon dildos
>>682951653
ayy fag
>>682951705
Hey, how's it going?
>>682951705
y u no full vid? face?
>>682951752
is good
chill day n shit
>>682951581
what toy is the middle one?
>>682952033
full vids are effort
and nah
face is for bf onli
>>682952123
lel ive seen his face fgt
>>682952046
Nice. I like chill days because it means you're here more ;)
>>682952088
http://bad-dragon.com/products/tucker
XL of course. the knot is a little big so when I cum with it inside me its almost always a dry orgasm
>>682951588
gotcha fam
BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK
I consider myself a sissy/twink/femboy/whatever you wanna call it and i never knew there were cons for this type of stuff and definitely didn't think it'd be a good place to get fucked but now I've got something to try out.
>>682952270
k that's that I thought
my ass isn't even big enough for the small
>>682952214
he is cute right?
>>682952241
gayyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>682952516
Do you even furfag?
>>682952572
He is adorbs.
>>682952572
Yep, and you know you love it when I flirt with you, hehe.
>>682952684
he is best qt
>>682952793
nah fam thats homosex
Merica~
>>682952949
And it's fun!
>>682953072
that isn't what you said before
>>682952684
i try my best to furfag. furfag newbie in terms of posting/communicating with furfags
This thread is pretty gay.
>>682953141
I was a lot more in denial before. It's pretty fun now that I'm not in denial as much.
>>682953283
indeed
denial is for bitch niggas
>>682953239
Well, welcome. Whereabouts do you live? Cons are not all over the place, you know.
is anyone at the anthrohio this weekend?
i'm thinking of swinging by. im bored as fuck and want to get fucked up.
>>682946805
>>682946805
https://en.wikifur.com/wiki/Template:Upcoming_events
>>682953706
I live in southern Cali, Hollywood
id probably be too nervous to actually go to one even more nervous to try and get laid but ive surprised myself before
>>682954105
jack is that you?
>>682954105
Im in Oxnard
>>682954105
>gay furry having hard time getting laid in cali
jkdfqasifbsajkdfbadjfbjsdcbasv
>>682954204
nope no Jack here
>>682954278
i think ive only been in that area once or twice
>>682954437
??? i mean ive met up with people a couple times from online but under sissy/trap pretenses and its never gone as far as sex
>>682954437
i know, right? it's hard to imagine.
>>682954579
i know a handful of really cute furfags that are all around the south cali area. are you hellaciously shy or something?
>>682954759
i dont think so i just dont know how to talk to people or meet people or get in the loop. this is the first time im talking to anyone in a fur thread. this is me by the way (not that it shows much)
>>682955203
Face?
You have a cute body, I'd like to see if I like the rest.
>>682955203
yeah. would cuddle.
>>682955203
Can I hug you?
>>682955362
i dont really feel comfortable posting my face on /b/ just because i know too many people who browse it
>>682955708
would let u. gotta head to work soon and would rather stay and cuddle
>>682955794
id be sad if u didnt
>>682952536
well not with that attitude.
>>682956051
Too bad, you really have a great body, that's makes me curious.
Good luck at your work ^^
>>682956051
share skype or kik?
if you find the undead attractive
>>682956236
well ill give ya one more that shows off a little more to quell your curiosity how bout that and hopefully ill post more in these threads. i go by gia usually by the way. also thank you!
>>682956241
yeah sure! maybe we can chat during my lunch and breaks and stuff my kik is Gia_W
>>682956051
buy socks and learn to take better pics or gtfo
>>682956564
>>682956512
AND A SKIRT WHILE YOU'RE AT IT TOO
>>682956564
i admit these arent my best. jsut got the dress so they were quick just to show it to someone
>>682956512
Thank you a lot ^^ I often come to these thread but rarely talk, but if I find out you're here I'll say hello ^^ (come on, how can you have no red marks on your legs? When I shave I become a fire demon, same for the butt...)
>>682956051
You should use a humanity or human effigy.
>>682956889
>>682956622
that too
>>682956833
pic is still bad
>>682956564
https://youtu.be/5_YkV0moJsY?t=2
Suddently...
BUMP!
>>682956863
that used to happen to me but the more I shaved the less it happened. try different razors and different techniques. lotion never helped me and often made things worse, but some people claim the opposite. everyone is different.
>>682957964
Well, thanks for the advices. I'd try to change razors, I never tried that. I though the razor made no differences.
And I can't use lotion no matter what, so I won't try that XD
>>682958498
My picture didn't pass muster. dafuq.
>>682958519
Oh no officer don't send me to a building full of big burly men with little to no sexual release! That'd be just sooooo awful!
>>682958554
What was the picture supposed to be?
>>682958724
cremo cream bottle. a magical wonderful shave lotion made for sensitive skin. check it out. it's nice.
>>682958844
Doesn't exist here
>>682955203
I just had a nosebleed
>>682958974
get it from internet.
>>682959069
Well I'll check and I'll tell you about it.
When new thread?
>>682959585
Don't know man, people are scared to make threads. Usually I do it when I'm in here but eh.
>>682959843
I'd try to find a g/fur pic and make a new thread
New thread:
>>682960233
