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>Do you like my log edition
How long till memeposting begins?
Man, you guys are dead today.
>>682960509
i can bring the memes if you bring the... creams
>>682960945
What kind of creams?
>>682960718
Not my fault, I can't fap, this computer doesn't have g/fur on it, and I have nobody that makes me feel good enough to be happy.
Even worse: I have work to do...
>>682961149
Man, that's dark.
Have some cock drawings.
>>682961094
not that kind FAGGOT
>>682961461
Ice cream is for faggots? oh...
>>682961423
Thanks for trying to cheer me up, you're a good person
>>682961572
damn right it is
only little bitches eat ice cream
>>682961572
But Ice Cream taste good!
>>682961595
Let's not get ahead of ourselves with the good person part.
>>682961690
But... I'm not a little bitch.
>>682961847
I know, but if the wizard says it's for faggots then I guess it's for faggots.
>>682961690
slap my ass and call me a little bitch. I love me some mint chocolate chip
>>682961963
ye u r tho
>>682962035
says the bish
>>682961994
little bitch smh
go wear gay panties or something fag
>>682961963
Well, even if you're not a good person, that's a good act.
>>682961994
You ma nigga.
>>682962035
Oh ya? Well whip it out, we'll see who's going to be playing bitch.
>>682962147
you'd like that wouldn't you, ya trappish faggot.
>and who says i ain't already?
waiting for thread to be ruined by autistic avatarfags
>>682962136
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>>682962186
mate i have the biggest dick ITT if i showed it to you
you would die of being impressed
>>682962318
HA FAGGOT
>>682962417
YOUS A BISH AND YOU KNOW IT
>>682962347
What if the avatarfag learned to draw and made g/fur avatar?
>>682962166
Then you're welcome I suppose. Any preferences?
>>682962417
And I bet I've taken bigger than it without a problem!
Uh, in a totally non bitch way though. Ya, totally like man.
>>682962506
acceptable
>>682962417
is ok bish i still luh u
>>682962506
Then they'd just be posting their sona pretty much which would probably be better than female anime pics.
>>682962749
Amen to that
>>682962636
I find girly boys great, because that's how I want to be...
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>>682962749
Then ask them. I may try that, too.
>>682962488
im alpha
alpha but cute
>>682962636
nah mate
im bigger than any guy ever
my dick would be the biggest dick in the world if i let them document it but i wont cos thats gay
>>682962656
not bish
>>682962938
YOUSA GAY AND A BISH. EXTRA BISH WITH A SIDE OF LACE NIGGA
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>>682963128
Can't you just ignore our thread?
You need to be a faggot and don't assume it enough not to shitpost here?
>>682962922
God dammit I love Rikki.
>>682962924
I mostly come here for conversation so I give very few shits anymore. I post porn as a courtesy.
Also, I'm not much of a girly boy honestly. I have long hair that feeds into a larger big biker sort of look.
>>682962938
Are you as big as a horse?
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>>682963076
Hi newfriend, how you doing?
>>682963273
Hey man, he could just be lonely.
>>682963065
lies and slander get the fuck out fam
>>682963251
>Implying they won't just start new threads once this one reaches cap
>Implying anything you do will ever matter
>>682963363
If he's lonely, he can, I don't know, try to talk?
>>682963363
like literally twice the size of any horse i have seen
>>682963387
You'd miss me and you know it.
>>682963487
that would make too much sense xD
>>682963387
Ok so those brown hair, that's the haircut I need.
Thank you, annon!
I'm saving that pic!
>>682963557
Yeah I forgot they're every kind of people on /b/, from genius to moron
i wonder how many images he has, he seems like hes running out of ideas xD is he gonna chroma every color now
>>682963545
nope
never
>>682963699
2 long for me. its kinda cute tho
>>682964017
Yeah but short hair isn't good on me...
Sadly, not all haircut goes on all faces.
>>682963487
Sometimes they do. I had a nice conversation with a spiderman poster not too long ago.
>>682963496
Like, twice the size of a whole horse?
>>682964001
Got any requests man?
>>682964166
Post face.
How longs your hair?
>>682964166
yea
>>682964173
yup
exactly
literally that big. you wouldn't be able to take it if you tried.
>>682964017
oh yeah you would. Know how i know this?
>>682964173
Well, this one doesn't seems he'll talk.
Or he would already have started.
>>682964248
No face pic, my face is ravaged this day because of my deppression. I have hair just long enough to tough my nipple with them...
>>682964280
That's hot. I'd still try.
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"10. No spamming or flooding of any kind. No intentionally evading spam or post filters."
>>682964377
no how do you know this?
>>682964439
and you would die from my massive dick tearing your ass apart
and then i would bathe in your blood and use it as lube to jack off with
>>682964280
If you're hot enough and have the time too, you can take very very big things. But that may not feels good.
>>682964524
thisguy.jpg
>>682964625
nah my dick is too big to take
>>682964584
fuckin' jew magic is how
>>682964409
It's too bad actually, wouldn't mind another person in the conversation.
What color is your hair? Is it curly?
>>682964584
Massive horse cocks make me happy so at least I'd go out with a smile before it turned into a blood curdling scream of pain and despair.
>>682964688
As long as I have something to sleep within my mouth
>>682964799
Black hair, extremely straight, but I can really easily make them take another form. That'll stay something like 2 days before getting back straight.
>>682964962
Lucky you, my hair is super stubborn.
Does it turn you on when people play with your hair? Cause it does me and it makes visits to the barbers awkward.
>>682964712
jew magic is not allowed here
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>>682964811
you are both silly
you wouldn't even fit my dick through a door. let alone in your ass.
>>682965138
Doesn't mean we won't try damn it.
It's human nature to try things that are thought impossible. Such as when they were testing the atom bomb they were afraid that it would destroy the universe as we knew it but they dropped that motherfucker anyway.
Same thing now, except your cock is the bomb and my ass the testing facility.
>>682965138
too fookin' bad. all i gots is a few days of FREEDOM to do stuffs. i dun want to spend them funposting.
>>682965132
Well I'm turned on everytime someone cares about me, hair included, but that's makes me hard to pay someone to make them. I'd rather have a friend to cut them for me.
Excuses me to ask, but what in having someone playing with your hair turn you on? Just by curiosity
>>682965423
you would die so hard tho
>>682965437
so what kinda shit you gon do?
>>682965138
Maybe we can just put your dick between our two ass and play with it like that?
And my mouth can take way more than my ass.
>>682965132
dont they put a sheet over you so they cant see your raging erection
>>682965579
IDK. there's a furcon over in ohio. some nice wholesome sideways fun. would mean not being a good boy though. maybe go climb mountains or some shit? idk.
![1462489548.fasttrack37d_imuyacommission[load].png](https://i.imgur.com/P4yM3La.jpg "1462489548.fasttrack37d_imuyacommission[load].png")
>>682965536
Don't know man, just does. If someone strokes my hair or massages my scalp I get super relaxed and usually horny as well. Just an erogenous zone for me I guess.
Also, no one ever really touches me or my head cause I'm not a touchy person so that probably adds into it.
>>682965579
But what a way to go out.
>>682965747
Ya, but it's still weird when she's back there talking about her family and all I'm thinking about is pounding the fuck out her/someone's ass.
Mornin sunshines
thanks you too
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>>682966066
Sup niggas
>>682966141
Finished work, just chillin
>>682965688
that is pretty fuckin gay tho
idk
im kinda more of a straight guy
men are ewww
>>682965856
well fur cons are pretty autistic so idk
btw
me and maya were looking for retarded stickers and we found this
http://www.redbubble.com/people/rainsfx/works/15820575-chaika-face?grid_pos=96&p=sticker
STICK IT ON A TANK IRL
>>682965983
i guess but man
what a fag
>>682966141
i just woke up and now i will write my mother a card and perhaps play video games
>>682966198
oh fuck yes mail me one
>>682965983
Well the less you're getting physical relation, the more you'll be horny when they comes, that's logical.
Even if it's not my work at all, everything around fetish, arousal, erogenous are passionating me.
Mostly because I lack of them a lot.
>>682966184
No way man, me too!
But seriously.
>>682966198
Aren't we all fags though? Also, hot.
>>682966221
Whatcha gonna play? I'm gonna play some Dead Rising once this thread is dead.
>>682966198
Is that still gay if we're both girly, when hide our dick, and are good as traps?
>>682966332
i don't have any
i could pick some up tho. but then again you could just pick some up yourself
but man. one of those stickers must go on a tank.
it has to happen
>>682966501
nah not a fag
just a str8 guy who's dick is too big for girls to take
all the homo's like to kill themselves with my dick tho
they are strange people
>>682966501
anything between rainbow 6, diablo 2, source surf, dark souls 3, or league.
>>682966615
send me one and i'll slap it on something big and green.
>>682966692
Most jaded sage ever
also sage
>>682966476
I also find fetishes interesting. Specifically what event people trace it back to (if there even is an event). Unless that's not what you meant, it's kinda hard to tell honestly.
>>682966615
That's cause men try harder.
>>682966715
I respect anything on that list but League. League is for scrubs.
>>682966615
The manners and act of Etheras always makes me horny. He's like ideal.
Ho and the homo are just used to take the time to prepare for sex. We, the takers, train for it.
Girls doesn't, so they can't take everything.
>>682966715
Enya? Jojo?
>>682966588
yea that's still gay
cos even when i hide my dick under my skirt it pops back up with the force of a thousand angry DWAYNE THE ROCK JOHNSONS
when i get excited
>>682966767
if/when i get some then ill hit you up and you can give me the adress or whatever
>>682966966
yea
>>682967009
girls are plebs man
they aint even bout that dick life
>>682966966
it is an effective waste of time, as they all are.
>>682967009
?
>>682967044
i recovered my address book, so hooray for that. i'l send you some white lightning soon, too.
>>682966966
That's what I meant.
Sorry for my bad english, it's like the forth language I learned...
>>682967044
We'll hide it under the bed sheet, then.
>>682967095
"plebs"?
>>682967097
Time is only a waste if you see it as a waste.
But you aren't wrong.
>>682967306
You're good man, I honestly just assumed it was a typo. Can't tell that it's not your first language, at least over text.
>>682967417
no ragrets
>>682967260
what kind
that has more than one meaning
>>682967306
wont fit under bed sheets
>>682967306
>"plebs"?
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/plebeian
>>682967417
Thank you a lot ^^ I spent a lot of time learning english.
But text is a thing, my accent is another.
Weirdly enough, most of the people I talked to in english said my accent was cute and/or sexy, but I find it ridiculous XD.
>>682967652
Well, that's too much bragging for me...
>>682967652
kentucky hillfolk moonshine, is what.
>>682967810
Ho, ok. Well not all girls are plebs. My best friend is a girl way more manly than me, so she doesn't count as plebs...
>>682967854
just jelly of my massive GOD COCK
>>682967896
fuckin sweet
im down.
>>682967652
also. fuck yeah videogames tonight nigga.
>>682967854
Americans tend to either love accents or fucking hate them. There's very few people that lie in the middle ground.
Anyway, I'm gonna go play some vidya so I'll see all you mofos later.
>>682968017
Hey, I wasn't saying it. I was just explaining what a pleb is. Talk to coxwizards
>>682968027
oh really?
you got a machine for that?
>>682968020
For a cock like that, either that's a stand, or you're a tzimisce...
>>682968108
See ya.
>>682968131
Ok then. But still, thank you.
>>682968132
nop. i'm free for the weekend only. i had to jaunt back to colorado to grab some REALLY IMPORTANT paperwork i forgot.
>>682968378
oh alright
well yea swag
hit me up later. i might be awake. try not to leave it TOO late
>>682968549
how's in two hours grab ya? i gotta get some DINNER and AMMO.
>>682968663
hmmm
imma shower in a sec and do all that kinda shit so i may be longer than 2 hours but yea some shit like that. ill be around.
>>682968773
aight, illl be around as well. gotta do stuff like pack and paperwork and shit.
>>682969080
just be on skype or whatever fam
but yea brb
Anyone gonna make a new thread?
>>682969292
thats like work though
>>682969184
fuck. skype. fuck. it's gonna load all the shit i missed all at once.
that shit's gonna crash my comp dude. fuck
