Man, you guys are dead today.
i can bring the memes if you bring the... creams
Man, that's dark.
Have some cock drawings.
Ice cream is for faggots? oh...
damn right it is
only little bitches eat ice cream
Let's not get ahead of ourselves with the good person part.
But... I'm not a little bitch.
I know, but if the wizard says it's for faggots then I guess it's for faggots.
You ma nigga.
Oh ya? Well whip it out, we'll see who's going to be playing bitch.
waiting for thread to be ruined by autistic avatarfags
mate i have the biggest dick ITT if i showed it to you
you would die of being impressed
Then you're welcome I suppose. Any preferences?
And I bet I've taken bigger than it without a problem!
Uh, in a totally non bitch way though. Ya, totally like man.
Then they'd just be posting their sona pretty much which would probably be better than female anime pics.
alpha but cute
im bigger than any guy ever
my dick would be the biggest dick in the world if i let them document it but i wont cos thats gay
God dammit I love Rikki.
I mostly come here for conversation so I give very few shits anymore. I post porn as a courtesy.
Also, I'm not much of a girly boy honestly. I have long hair that feeds into a larger big biker sort of look.
Are you as big as a horse?
Hi newfriend, how you doing?
Hey man, he could just be lonely.
lies and slander get the fuck out fam
like literally twice the size of any horse i have seen
that would make too much sense xD
2 long for me. its kinda cute tho
Sometimes they do. I had a nice conversation with a spiderman poster not too long ago.
Like, twice the size of a whole horse?
Got any requests man?
Well, this one doesn't seems he'll talk.
Or he would already have started.
No face pic, my face is ravaged this day because of my deppression. I have hair just long enough to tough my nipple with them...
"10. No spamming or flooding of any kind. No intentionally evading spam or post filters."
no how do you know this?
and you would die from my massive dick tearing your ass apart
and then i would bathe in your blood and use it as lube to jack off with
It's too bad actually, wouldn't mind another person in the conversation.
What color is your hair? Is it curly?
Massive horse cocks make me happy so at least I'd go out with a smile before it turned into a blood curdling scream of pain and despair.
Lucky you, my hair is super stubborn.
Does it turn you on when people play with your hair? Cause it does me and it makes visits to the barbers awkward.
Doesn't mean we won't try damn it.
It's human nature to try things that are thought impossible. Such as when they were testing the atom bomb they were afraid that it would destroy the universe as we knew it but they dropped that motherfucker anyway.
Same thing now, except your cock is the bomb and my ass the testing facility.
Well I'm turned on everytime someone cares about me, hair included, but that's makes me hard to pay someone to make them. I'd rather have a friend to cut them for me.
Excuses me to ask, but what in having someone playing with your hair turn you on? Just by curiosity
IDK. there's a furcon over in ohio. some nice wholesome sideways fun. would mean not being a good boy though. maybe go climb mountains or some shit? idk.
Don't know man, just does. If someone strokes my hair or massages my scalp I get super relaxed and usually horny as well. Just an erogenous zone for me I guess.
Also, no one ever really touches me or my head cause I'm not a touchy person so that probably adds into it.
But what a way to go out.
Ya, but it's still weird when she's back there talking about her family and all I'm thinking about is pounding the fuck out her/someone's ass.
that is pretty fuckin gay tho
im kinda more of a straight guy
men are ewww
well fur cons are pretty autistic so idk
me and maya were looking for retarded stickers and we found this
STICK IT ON A TANK IRL
i guess but man
what a fag
Well the less you're getting physical relation, the more you'll be horny when they comes, that's logical.
Even if it's not my work at all, everything around fetish, arousal, erogenous are passionating me.
Mostly because I lack of them a lot.
No way man, me too!
Aren't we all fags though? Also, hot.
Whatcha gonna play? I'm gonna play some Dead Rising once this thread is dead.
i don't have any
i could pick some up tho. but then again you could just pick some up yourself
but man. one of those stickers must go on a tank.
it has to happen
nah not a fag
just a str8 guy who's dick is too big for girls to take
all the homo's like to kill themselves with my dick tho
they are strange people
anything between rainbow 6, diablo 2, source surf, dark souls 3, or league.
I also find fetishes interesting. Specifically what event people trace it back to (if there even is an event). Unless that's not what you meant, it's kinda hard to tell honestly.
That's cause men try harder.
I respect anything on that list but League. League is for scrubs.
The manners and act of Etheras always makes me horny. He's like ideal.
Ho and the homo are just used to take the time to prepare for sex. We, the takers, train for it.
Girls doesn't, so they can't take everything.
yea that's still gay
cos even when i hide my dick under my skirt it pops back up with the force of a thousand angry DWAYNE THE ROCK JOHNSONS
when i get excited
if/when i get some then ill hit you up and you can give me the adress or whatever
it is an effective waste of time, as they all are.
Time is only a waste if you see it as a waste.
But you aren't wrong.
You're good man, I honestly just assumed it was a typo. Can't tell that it's not your first language, at least over text.
Thank you a lot ^^ I spent a lot of time learning english.
But text is a thing, my accent is another.
Weirdly enough, most of the people I talked to in english said my accent was cute and/or sexy, but I find it ridiculous XD.
Well, that's too much bragging for me...
Americans tend to either love accents or fucking hate them. There's very few people that lie in the middle ground.
Anyway, I'm gonna go play some vidya so I'll see all you mofos later.