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>Insult
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Happy Cinco De Mayo!
>>682792371
kagami claimed, i have to leave for classes now...
Akiko claimed
>>682792099
legs for dubs?
>>682792557
Aww, have a good day!
>konata
>>682792099
>what your legs are made of
I could make a joke there, but nah
I won't let my poor nips bleed, promise
>>682792271
Your nipples are made of steel then.
>>682792450
Don't worry qt, I have to leave now anyway <3
cya later everyone!
GUESS WHO?
>It's you
IT'S ME!
>Chara claimed
Best mage claimed~
>>682792557
Don't forget to tell your officer he stinks!
>>682792582
Thanks for the legs~
>>682792648
>Your nipples are made of steel then.
Nah, my legs hurts too much for me to feel my nips kek
>>682792713
!!!
Is 30 old?
>>682793088
Yes
>>682792974
>>682793088
I am 20 and I feel like im an old fuck.
>>682793088
I've always thought of 30 as the day I consider someone an "adult." Yeah, 18 makes you an adult, but there's still people in their mid 20s who seem just like teens. I mean, you can still act young and shit at 30, but by then, i start to really consider you old
>>682793088
No.
>>682793210
Nice lurk hat mah boi!
>I kek'd
im at college talk to you later!
PEACE!
>>682793411
has your college transformed into a pc hugbox?
See ya!
Home from work.
>>682792648
I'll miss you!
claimed
>>682793254
You're not.
>>682793298
Yeah I was always of the idea you really become an adult once you graduate and get a job, not strictly age related.
>>682793204
I'm old then.
>>682793301
Thanks for that, I don't really want to be considered old. How old are you Mikan?
:x here!
>>682793901
Are you a wizard though?
>>682793901
I guess im not and no one else will call be old. But I feel old because I expected to have accomplished much more in my life than what I did by this age.
>>682794171
Wizards united.
>>682794171
No.
Fortunately.
>>682794335
Cute! I'm on the path to becoming one lol
>>682794441
That's good to hear
Was it expensive?
>>682793682
Hi there Juri.
>>682794690
>
C L A I M E D .
>>682794799
>checked
>always here
claimed
>>682794901
this is stupid
>>682794901
This is pretty hot.
Miho claimed
Hello.
>>682793901
Close to thirty. Sometimes I lose track.
>>682795002
You know it.
>>682795441
Hello.
> waiting for these useless threads to die
> always lurking
> you won't ever know who I am
>>682795745
Boobies!
>Shizuru get!
>If dubs, noclip activates edition
>>682795849
Mom, get out of my internet
>>682795849
>threads won't die
>we don't care
>we don't care either
>>682795849
Who are you quoting?
>>682795934
Same goes for you.
>>682795831
Breast friend.
>>682795868
Indeed.
>
>>682795849
Whenever I see that there's already 50+ images I just wait for the next thread lol
>>682796043
Who was moot quoting?
>>682796054
Booby brother.
>>682795972
Why haven't you done your homework? Remember I told you to wash your dishes after you're done eating. You need to seriously start looking for a job, and you need to wake up early everyday. Why are you on this website and not looking? I will seriously give you your notice to move out if you don't even put the effort.
>>682796133
Mootkins was replying to someone.
Plus he's dead.
>>682796043
Nobody.
Don't think that's what that is exclusively for.
>>682796054
>>682796152
Got milk?
>>682796152
How's your day been?
>>682796337
',:^)
>>682796337
Always.
>>682796482
Good, haven't done anything noteworthy.
>>682795849
>I'm wasting my time watching these threads waiting for them to die
>not doing anything, just watching
>no one knows who I am on an anonymous image board, how edgy
>>682796259
God dammit mom! I told you it's my life and I can do whatever I want with it! Isn't it enough that I have good grades in school? Besides I TOLD you that I am looking for a job.
>>682795849
You´re useless
>>682795849
>this is bait
>a terrible bait
>I still replied to it
Tenryuu claimed
>>682796482
>>682796529
Nom nom nom
>>682796733
Im not sure how would I feel about having a mother that browses 4chan.
>>682796757
Enju claimed
I'm gonna go to sleep, shouldn't have stayed up all night. Bye everyone!
>>682797009
Bye.
I have conflicting emotions right now.
>>682796844
Heil.
>>682796869
A glass a day, remember that.
>>682797009
Goodnight.
>>682797120
About what?
>>682795849
Shrouded in mystery and mist, I track your every move, forever waiting until demise finally takes you..!
>>682796844
Führer.
>>682797120
>Motor boats Dat ass
>>682797120
My 2 emotions sadness and anger rarely conflict.
>>682797009
'night Konata
>>682797009
Bye Konata
>>682797120
What's wrong?
>>682796014
> these waifu threads are slowly dying
>>682796043
No one at that time.
>>682796085
good for you
>>682796630
> posted by someone who's doing the same on a green text
bumping for hypocrisy, give this neckbeard a trophy or something
>>682796757
> calls useless
> is on a waifu thread posting trash
Neckbeard logic?
>>682796807
> bothers to reply
You're as useful as a phantom limb pain.
>>682796916
You probably masturbate to that before going to bed.
>>682797009
Maybe someone actually can grow up.
>>682797201
There is no end to me! No end!
>>682797231
What are you? A wannabe fairy?
It amuses me to see retards posting, but I'm truly glad I'm starting to see a decline in the frequency.
>>682797231
My only feelings are hungry and tired.
>>682797213
I-I'm nervous, about this.
>>682797451
what decline? If anything there's too many threads.
>yuuko
>>682797604
Then ill just hug you then.
Hows your day?
>>682797451
Actually I think they've grown quite bit since I got here. We've also gone 24/7 as opposed to periodic threads. Sometimes there's 2 thread going at the same time
Lewd claim
>>682797451
> these waifu threads are slowly dying
You might say that they are getting more cancerous but I only see them getting larger and larger.
>>682796869
>
>>682797715
Busy, too many things happening, not enough time for myself.
H-How have you been, sweetheart?
<3
>>682798086
ultra gaaay
>>682797662
The decrease of posts and threads over time.
>>682797917
They were much more active some time ago than lately.
>>682798002
You are cancer. Kill yourself.
>>682798086
Thats no fun.
I been doing ok. <3
>>682798233
No you're completely wrong.
>>682798366
Keep being delusional if it makes you feel any better about yourself, but reality is reality regardless. Stupid circlejerk threads.
>>682798233
nah m8. It's getting evening here in europe, threads will slowly get faster.
>>682798233
If you don't like it here, why are you here?
Just curious. You mentioned watching retards, but surely you only find that interesting for so long, and you seem to be acting like you've been here a long time.
>>682798233
Trust me, it ain't gonna die out.
If you think this is slow, you should have been around a few months earlier, where we didn't have almost 30 unique posters every thread.
>>682798298
I'm glad you're feeling fine. Cutie.
<3
Shiki claimed
>>682798556
>Keep being delusional if it makes you feel any better about yourself
>Keep being delusional
>delusional
>>682798659
hello beautiful eyes
>>682798233
>decrease of posts and threads
>much more active some time ago
You must be confused.
>>682798233
>The decrease of posts and threads over time
I think we've just gotten more organized but I haven't seen a decline. There is a downtime every day where the thread is slow but that picks up again in the evening
>They were much more active some time ago than lately.
That's possible, I haven't been here that long. However there were fewer threads back then so maybe it looked like they were more active
Also this >>682798637
>>682798860
Hey Yuuko, how are you?
>>682799147
Just great. I just have to get back on a sleep schedule.
How are you doing? Anything of interest happening in your life?
>>682798659
Hello.
>>682799391
Woke up to one of my best friends having an epileptic fit so I guess that counts as interesting, he's alright if super tired and I'm still a bit shaken hours later.
>>682799445
Hi
So who's having breakfast?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3_aZJt3tA0
>>682799786
Thats way too many memes to ingest for breakfast.
>>682799786
>So who's having breakfast?
Me
{insert memes here}
>>682799751
Dame that's intense. Glad he's alright now. Good thing you were there to do what little you could.
I have some familiarity with seizes because my father is a diabetic.
>>682799786
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iym331fPek
>>682800388
>>682800556
c l a i m
>>682800172
Yeah though I really didn't feel like I did much, and he didn't even notice, woke up 30 minutes after just confused why there where so many people around.
>>682800556
>>682800626
your hoe has been claimed
>>682800968
Gotta ward off the 404.
That'd be not fun.
meme!
>>682792371
H.A.N.A.K.O unit reporting for duty
Lurk mode: Activated
>>682801745
Can I see your claw?
>>682801792
I am on mobile. But decent try.
>>682800388
I'm out of class about to head home. Just checking up on /waifu/ So who the fuck are you?
>>682801869
i dont know you and that lewd
>>682801968
A poor impostor.
Also, hi.
>>682801968
>>682802091
Hey guys guess what I just found under my bed
Phoenix Wright counts right?
>>682802198
a hard sock
>>682802194
That was me. Sorry
>Shizuru
>>682802198
Dust.
>>682802209
10/10 husbando
Would let him testify my asshole
>>682802194
>>682802209
Yes it does.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3qH8Qe15eM
>>682802429
>>682802176
Hello bunny anon
>>682802308
Aw come on i know you check file names. Maybe I should rename of app them huh?
>>682802429
Happens :/
Here's mine
>>682802198
A dead body?
>>682802351
>Would let him testify my asshole
Who wouldn't?
>>682802441
>
>>682802618
Dammit
>>682802618
>>682802618
>cola for you
>>682802709
>
I Object to your husbando, he is clearly 3d.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_I34nshlOPk&list=PL4B22D54E54AC7CB9&index=6
>When you find vore of your waifu on Pixiv
>>682802281
Nah, all my sock are clean and silky
>>682802350
Well, technically yes but that wasn't the most interesting thing I found under there
>>682802710
No, but almost just as bad, can I still use it as evidence?
>>682802533
>>682802746
>>682802198
Peaches.
>>682803088
A rotten peach?
>>682803053
Have you come across any MMD poses?
>>682802198
À dead body
>>682803053
there's a surprising amount of raping my waifu.
>>682803234
>Peaches
Go on
>>682802797
Yay! And your boobs are heavy..
>>682802198
A black man
>>682803053
I don't see the turn on in vore
>>682803174
>your biggest fan
>>682803411
Cause shes so easy to bully
>>682803088
>No, but almost just as bad
A murder weapon?
> can I still use it as evidence?
As long as the evidence wasn't forged, I don't see a problem with that.
>>682803325
Googling it I found some shit from Deviantart, but I wouldn't touch that place with a 10 foot pole.
>>682803411
There's surprisingly little Shiki rape, considering she has 2 rapey scenes in the movies.
>>682803053
I don't remember anything particularly eye catching for Tats.
Maybe one or two images that were not just terrible, but terrible and weird.
>>682803234
How did you know? I actually found a can of peaches under my bed
The date says January 2019 so it must be from somewhere early this year compared to the ones I have in my stash now
>>682803285
Not rotten yet! Just my luck
>>682803368
worse
>>682803507
No, but it's possible there's one in the kitchen. I have some chicken leftovers
>>682803550
Possible use as murderweapon
>>682803542
I wish i could disagree.
>>682803746
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KimFmWFbq0g&feature=youtu.be&t=48s
You say a possible murder weapon, but how exactly can one use a peach to murder someone?
>>682803797
Hey it's been a while since we talked, did it work out in the end?
>>682803685
I'll take that as a no. You must have a friend upstairs to have been spared that horror.
>>682803852
That's why shes so cute.
>>682803797
Hello mizore
>yuuko
>>682803973
This will never fail to make me chuckle
>Akiko
>>682804013
I guess so.
>>682796337
who is she?
>>682804462
A bitch called Miho from Girls und Panzer.
>>682803746
>black man
>chicken
Kek
>shinoa bro
>>682794799
Hello Galko.
>Juri
