Waifu claiming thread
be back in a minute, gotta go get a book!
>This will never fail to make me chuckle
Well I am glad to be of service
Either that table is too small or Akiko backpeaches are too large.
Claiming next level blacksmith Waifu.
Toptier husbando you got there
I believe it's just one of those shitty miniature desks from high school+perspective. But Akiko definitely has some nice backpeaches
How do I waifu fag? Teach me your ways
>Toptier husbando you got there
Why thank you anon, although I must say that Megumin is a great waifu.
Organised filenames are too mainstream.
You're Definitely in the top 3 along with Dio and Spike
Good evening Nano
Even the panties are more awesome than I...
Thank you, anon. Pleased to meet you~
The only explanation.
Now I need to cleanse my ears with the actual song.
Its not your fault if you get confused, I was dared to claim Mado for 24h. Good thing there are great MadoHomu pics.
i need another hobby now that school is over.
How are you?
hesitant or neet?
it's still the morning tho..
how are you today?
where do you live?
It's 7:49 for me but good morning.
>You're Definitely in the top 3
I wasn't expecting that, but that is good to know.
>Pleased to meet you~
It is also my pleasure to meet you.
You're both pretty much the same anyway, nothing spectacular.
Hey Shiki, how's it going?
3pm but whatever.
Im doing ok. You?
I love you.
I just need to go now. I need to think some things over, by myself.
Bye for now, lovely.
I think we both do.
I'm alright, just tired for now.
Pretty shaken from seeing my friend having an epileptic fit, now just playing some overwatch. You?
Belgian eurofag here. I believe there is something of a 10-14 hour difference between here and the US
Yea man, you're good looking and you bear some great memories with you
i am quite tired. i will not stay up tonight.
all right you're hesitant.
How are you?
Hello to you as well, Phoenix Wright. Never seen you here before.
Oyy! Hello Yuko. What's crackin'?
Wouldn't worry about it too much.
How's it going, Kazuki?
QOTT: If you could send a single message to an advanced alien lifeform what would you write in it?
Fuck off space niggers.
Welcome back, Shinoa. How goes?
We're building a wall, and you're paying for it.
Welcome back Shinoa.
You're waifu a shit
How can aliens be real if our eyes aren't real.
Heyo, good to see you.
Aww shit niqqa, massa ain't playin' no games no he aint.
nothing is realy going on. just watching whatss going on.
Fuck off space niggers we are full
You can crash on the moon if you want to
But I would rather be Sayaka or you.
>Never seen you here before.
I only started claiming today, went better then expected.
Fuck off space niggers, we are full
NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGHA I'M 100% NIGGA
Good shizuru. No classes in Tuesday and final is next week ;_;. How you doing?
Thanks kyouko. What's up?
Thanks megumin. Did i miss anything?
Hello there Mirai. Good to see you around this time
<3 and hello to you
Oh, hello Phoenix. How's it going?
>Why did you decide to post here?
But that was for the aliens!
The ceiling xdddd
Not much, playing overwatch, you?
I'm good. Thinking about getting some cleaning done, but inertia is a son of a bitch.
Or something like that.
hello beautiful tits.
>I only started claiming today, went better then expected
/waifu/ has a less cancerous attitude than most of /b/. It's pretty welcoming in my experience. Just be prepared for some ERP and shitposting faggotry every now and then
Oh well then welcome. Hope we get along.
Haven't gotten out of bed yet. It's pretty bad. But I fear the hangover that will insue when I get up. Plus, not much shitposting today, so it's safe for a good claim.
kek, they would reply back with alien memes.
Great. Learned some anonymous modern artist name Banksy. How's the programming/peach life?
Booting up xbox to get the beta for overwatch
Can't define it but inertia is the force that you feel in a car when I brakes, accelerates, makes you hit the opposite side when making hard turns
Oh wait for the weekends when kids don't have anything better than to do than homework
>pictures of human replicas saying ayy lmao
>alien frog meme
>Inertia is the resistance of any physical object to any change in its state of motion (this includes changes to its speed, direction or state of rest). It is the tendency of objects to keep moving in a straight line at constant velocity.
Basically i don't want to get up. Lol
>You new to posting?
Only in waifu threads.
>How's it going?
Fairly well, you?
>Why did you decide to post here?
Was bored and it seemed like a good idea.
>Just be prepared for some ERP
I don't mind ERP as long as it's kept to a minimum.
>and shitposting faggotry every now and then
It happens to all the breads at one point or another.
>Oh well then welcome
I don't remember if I mentioned this when I said it a couple days ago, but the guy who's GT was "Yuuko is my waifu" died by my hand.
88 mm shell straight through his T 29's side armor.
He is kill.
Just came up with a better one
Tiring, you were there for my breakdown right? I've finished tweaking all the basic player movement and gravity, rotation and whatnot
Normie translation: You can now move decently
Next step is to figure out the grappling hook
Isn't school almost out? I don't have any kids so I lose track. Wouldn't that mean nonstop shitposting 18/7 (accounting for their bedtime)?
I witnessed that happening to a stranger a month ago. I was just chilling at a coffee shop then suddenly he starred at me with the intense of a thousand burning suns before he started waving his arms around, screamed and dropped to the floor. Flipped over my friends coffee, but at least mine got out unscathed.
Was that the first time it happened to them?
Hey sis whats good?
We back bros.
You've killed that scum nicholas fedorov.
You have my thanks.
the death of my enemies
>Fairly well, you?
Day got better, did nothing worth of mentioning
>Was bored and it seemed like good idea.
When something seems like a good idea on /b/ it normally isn't...
So, how come you're on /b/? I'm always interested in people
>maxium file size allowed is 4 MB
Well, I welcome you to /waifu/
Just remember, you're here forever
Well fuck, who did you kill sis?
We dumping /waifu/ memes for Phoenix?
Welcome to the thread! I'm guessing you already know who I am since you posted smug?
Yeah I was and gripping hook? Games with grappling hooks are always fun. Any stealth gameplay?
I'm a dumbass for not figuring that out
It's best to ignore them
Just your tits?
>This shit again
It will never leave and it will always piss me off
Aaaand I forgot pic.
Haven't done that in a while.
>When something seems like a good idea on /b/ it normally isn't
While that is true I act first then think.
>So, how come you're on /b/? I'm always interested in people
Mainly to shitpost in certain breads.
>Well, I welcome you to /waifu/
>Just remember, you're here forever
Will do anon.
> I'm guessing you already know who I am since you posted smug?
Yeah I lurked a bit before claiming,.
>Your hands are free to explore
Koko never told me about his quads. That bitch. See if he gets to drink with me Friday night.
Haha, but he replied to my "alien frog meme" I wasnt counting him as a shitposter. Pretty sure it was a waifu.
The naval force of /waifu/ assisted me. I have done nothing.
i have yet to see any /waifu/ meme i can enjoy.
although at least mai isn't doing it to me anymore.
I'm okay with that.
Hey there Tornado, nice trips!
Doing pretty good, today is a holiday in Germany, so I didn't work too much. How have you been?
I MADE THAT U CHEECKY DICK WAFFLE
also mandatory cc claim
>i have yet to see any /waifu/ meme i can enjoy
Oho, I didn't know that one yet!
>I act first then think
We all probably do kek
>Mainly to shitpost in certain breads
I mainly lurk and save certain pictures in other breads
Mai doing what to you? Harassing you? Stealing your lunch money? No, that was Stocking...
We have a navy? Who did you attack? Should I be worried who you pissed off?
Saw this coming from a mile away
look at file name
also its not a meme
just a semi funny piece of /waifu/ history
No Its been happening for about 2 years now, they thought it was under control with medication but clearly not, he only gets them while sleeping and cant remember a thing. I was the first to properly see it happening while his family used to just find him afterwards with injuries like a dislocated shoulder. Hes completely alright with no injuries but this will probably stay with me for some time. Sorry Im talking so much about it in the thread, just need to vent.
That teamfourstar reference
Nice! Nice to meet you dude
Really busy these past three or so weeks. Still am.
I'm going now, so Auf Wiedersehen
Because they're cucks and they don't understand the context.
Eh. Business as usual. Got a shower in this morning so that was nice I guess. How about you, man?