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Waifu claiming thread.
>Smug of smug

The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: meh

Shinoa claimed
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>>682778747
>smug

Okay I'm back, turns out I just had to use a bool instead of a float. And as per tradition I forgot a bunch of semicolons

>>682777897
Hey Shinoa

>>682777933
What's up explosiongirl?
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Happy Cinco De Mayo!
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>>682778747
>naps are NOT a good idea
how could you?

>sachi claim
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Heyyy my niggas!
Just on time for the new bread!

Best Ass Waifuu Claimed

>>682778747
Wassup shino bro?
>smug
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Best mage claimed~

>>682778829
Just taking my hour long bath, what about man?
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>>682778878
What is Cinco de Mayo?

>eurofag

>>682778919
Can confirm naps are not a good idea
I took a nap at 4 pm yesterday and slept until 1 am, stayed up all night because of that

>>682778981
>
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>>682779148
May 5th, it's a holiday where beaners ditch school and party with family, I hate it lol
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>>682779129
>pic
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>>682779246
>party with family, I hate it lol
What are your thoughts on christmas?
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Hello.
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>>682779129
Shit, I'd kill someone for a warm bath
I've been fooling around with my code and hanging around on /waifu/ mostly, not very productive today

>>682779246
Oh well if you're not a beaner do you at least get the day off? You should stay home if the streets are filled with drunk mexicans
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>>682778829
Have no idea what you mean lol

>>682778878
Hey happy cinco de mayo! Know it because texan

>>682778919
Eh it's a thread meme

>>682778981
Hello ms. New booty. How are you?

>>682779415
Hey Galky

>>682779148
A Mexican independence day
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>>682779454
>I'd kill someone for a warm bath
No you wouldn't. Or would you?
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>>682779454
Go have one then~

https://youtu.be/HdauVOUrvng
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>>682779148
For how many hours are you awake now?
Aren't you sleepy?

>>682779247
Heyy mah boi! Can tell this is bad when you can't even post a pic with your claim kekk!
>im just messing with you

>>682779415
Heyy how are you doing?

>>682779577
Hello my smug queen! Doing great but I have a shitload of things to do today and I just feel like bailing on all of them
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Claimed
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>>682779384
I'm really shy and don't get along with my family lol so I don't really like christmas, but I still did get them all stuff
>>682779454
Nah, it's not really that special of a holiday like christmas or anything
>>682779577
Cinco De Mayo!
I suck at paint :p
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I bet ur waifus can't do this
I win mothafuckas
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>>682779744
I blame my phone

I'll see you all in half an hour or more
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>>682779577
>checked
Just programmer problems
Call it a coincidence but I have national holiday too. Today is the day we celebrate the souls of the dead coming from their body and ascending to the next world. It's literal translation is Heaven's ditch or Heaven's canal. Anyway we get a day off and stay home so the souls don't overtake the living

>>682779684
Wanna find out? I mean I only have one shower for 6 people here and 9/10 times there's no warm water. Baths are a luxury

>>682779735
Impossibru, only have a shower over yonder

>>682779744
>checked, nah I took a nap and accidentally slept 10 hours so I'm really only 16 hours awake now, not such a big whoop

>>682779998
>off by one
Shame, seems like we Belgians would take any excuse to take a day off
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>>682779577
Hey Smugs.


>>682779744
Hello booty. I'm tired, as usual.
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>>682780120
>Impossibru XDDDDDDDDDDDD

Why don't you go back to 9gag?
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>>682780036
I bet your waifu can't ascend to godhood and change the laws of the universe.

>>682779998
I can relate, its not that I don't like them but im honestly not very confortable with my uncles and aunts. Makes me feel a bit bad thinking of how my nephews might end up thinking of me.

>>682780120
Damn I didn't know it was so bad there, I expected your dorms to have half decent conditions.
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whent for a walk
it was ok
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>>682779966
>tfw no one checks them
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>>682780410
*went
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>>682780080
Hahaha ok i'll accept this excuse!
Allright take care buddy! See ya later

>>682780120
>Yeah you're right its not that bad! Don't nap until night time tho cause after you'll be fuck kek

>>682780261
Not slept well?
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>>682780036
no, but can you do THIS?
>

>>682780271
"Spread
Since its rise in early 2010, the “impossibru” image has been featured on various humor blogs, imageboards and forums, including FunnyJunk[2], Cheezburger[3], FAILblog[4] and 4chan among others"
Not 9gag, nice try

>>682780341
I am poorfag so I'm not living in the best you can get, but I have heating, internet and sometimes warm water, which is enough for me
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Claiming
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>>682779744
Goals my dude. Goals unless it can be done later lol

>>682779998
I know that feel

>>682780120
Belive or not, there's a Mexican holiday similar to that. Don't know the name but it's on the 2ND of November

>>682780261
How are you big sis?

>>682780338
>>682780410
>>682779966
Welcome and nice gets yui
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>>682780612
Yes, until 9gag took it.
So shut the fuck up 9gagger
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>>682780475
>caring about doubles outside get thread

>>682780410
Look, im terrible with words and handling people but I care about you and want you to cheer up.

>>682780612
>not 9gag
Considering its the ass of the internet everything ends up there.
>I am poorfag
So am I, but public schools here have conditions good enough to keep water warm.
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>>682780036
Yikes!
>>682780341
>>682780712
A big part of it is that I'm not beaner but my entire family is, I can't even speak Spanish so it's hard for me to relate to anyone. 90% of my city is actually hispanic lol
>>682780410
walks are great when I'm listening to music, I'd imagine just walking would be boring
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Baroooooo
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>>682780819
Them triple doubles, and I'm sure Shinoa recalls some epic gets in these threads.
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>>682780842
That must feel like you're a black sheep. Let me get you started, say 'chorizo'.
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>>682780712
>it can be done later
Its what I did all week lol I can't bail now even if I want to rip
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Claiming Yuuki, what's everyone up to? I have finals I'm studying for.
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>>682778981
Too lewd
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>>682780712
Tired and bored, the usual.

>>682780580
I slept alright. It could have been for longer, though.
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>>682780977
That's how I usually describe myself. Chorizo with eggs is great, but I can't roll my R's
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Hi guys long time no see
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>>682780723
I'm sorry but I just can't possibly take you seriously
Every time someone comes in these threads insulting people I can't help but think it's always the same guy, which is just the saddest thing ever. But I digress, have fun being an angry little spastic on a random image board

>>682780819
Yea I suppose everything ends up downriver eventually. I don't know where you live but up north it's actually kind of a bitch to get a lot of warm water since the pipes are usually ice cold. So to accomodate warm water for at least 11 people we'd need a massive boiler, which we don't
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>>682780842
>walks are great when I'm listening to music, I'd imagine just walking would be boring
Sometimes I wake up randomly 3 hours into my sleep feeling super hungry but so sick my appetite is null. When that happens the best for me to do is go on a walk until im feeling better and can eat.

>>682780956
Everyone remembers epic gets here, its still not a get thread.

>>682781226
Chorizo in bread is god tier too. Oh you can't roll your Rs? Try saying out loud "O rato roeu a rolha da garrafa do rei da Rússia", its a Portuguese tong twister.

>>682781358
I live in Portugal, the country finances aren't that great but in the last 5 years tons and tons of public schools got remodeled. Now that I think about it before that our conditions were shit too.
>since the pipes are usually ice cold.
Oh that sucks... in nordic countries from what I hear warm water is the most common thing ever in any building.
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>>682780842
I bet when going shopping, people to talk to in Spanish and then you just say "dude I don't speak Spanish I'm sorry" can you at least understand it?

>>682780956
This is true. Most of my gets are in this thread

>>682781135
Rip ;_;

>>682781148
Watching scooby doo mystery inc

>>682781197
The cashier life sounds mundane

>>682781264
Hey what's up friend?
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>>682781358
>spastic
is my first time in this threads you 9gagger lol
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>>682781688
>Most of my gets are in this thread
Exhibit A
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>>682781163
I TOLD YA TO STOP SCREAMING AT ME!
>Too lewd
You mean nice booty? Thanks!

>>682781148
You can do it my little Yuuki

>>682781197
Okk that's why you're feeling sleepy
Feel free to take a nap my bro!

>>682781264
Heyyy! Wassup?

>>682781688
Thanks Shino bro for the sympathize
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>>682781639
Of course it is, in all the buildings the tourists get to see. Heating water from 20 degrees to 30 is cheaper than heating it from 2 to 30 obviously so it's mostly a financial issue. You also don't want your pipes bursting due to the difference in heat, but that's more of a winter issue

>>682780842
How do your genetics work? At least one of your parents should be relatable right?

>>682781688
>Most of my gets are in this thread
>checked
Nice one Shinoa

>>682781699
It probably is but we have people like you coming in here every single day and i just can't keep shaking the feeling they're the same person because they all just spout the same shit every time
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>>682781927
Thanks Aqua! There's only one exam that's really stressing me, but it's tomorrow so I'll get some more studying in

>>682781688
I wanna watch Scooby Doo! I haven't watched it in years.
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>>682781639
We had some really funny funny tongue twisters in Spanish 1, I remember having to recite the alphabet in front of class it was so embarrassing
>>682781688
I've managed to learn "No hablo Espanol" (I don't know Spanish) so I say that a lot. Working as a cashier for retail was horrible when it came to Mexican customers, it was a nightmare trying to help them
>>682782150
I don't think we really connect with anything, we're so different on pretty much everything, same with most of my family. Everyone's just so generic and your everyday mexican, it's nothing interesting at all
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>>682782384
>funny funny
oh my god that is funny haha

>konata
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>>682782367
You're welcome!
Yeah keep on studying for it and when it will be done you will feel GREAT!
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>>682781688
>scooby doo mystery inc
mah nigga
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>>682782150
>You also don't want your pipes bursting due to the difference in heat
Damn... such problem is just non-existant here.

>>682782384
kek, on the other way as someone whose national language isn't English it was pretty easy to learn the alphabet in it.
>Working as a cashier for retail was horrible when it came to Mexican customers
Their problem, im not saying that you shouldn't try to learn spanish but being fluent in English is very important nowadays.
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>>682782810
I've always wanted to move to a "normal" (white) city so maybe in the future. Kinda a funny story, but I used to think Mexicans were the majority of the world since I've gone my whole life only seeing them.
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>>682781760
I try

>>682781927
Yup. I have this 50 question homework for the Automatic Nervous System due Monday lol

>>682782150
It's true lol

>>682782367
Watch mystery inc. I love the story

>>682782384
Oh fuck. Feels with that

>>682782712
Fuck yes!
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>>682778747
Total dipshit foreveralone thread.

The rules are very simple:
>be a dipshit
>be foreveralone neckbeard type
>be beta as fuck
>be hopeless faggot
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>>682782384
Shit man, that sucks. I have the same with dad's side of the family. I seem to have gotten all the genes from my mom's side for the character part. A lot of people from my dad's side seem to act so fake whenever there's a family celebration. Might just me being an edgy little cunt too

>>682782810
I hear living up north seems to be more problematic than most other places, but I have never known anything else. I can't stand heat or mosquitos and I love winter so it all fits for me

>>682783197
This all seems to apply to you, you should join us
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I'm back from the bath my good niggas~
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C.C. Claim

Spoopy edition
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>>682783102
Normal... thats pretty S A V A G E. After all they are they hold the second most spoken language, which is mind blowing considering English is the global language. And then there is chinese which is spoken 3 times as much as spanish.

>>682783365
>I can't stand heat or mosquitos and I love winter
Oh how I understand you. I hate walking in the summer because it feels like im slowly melting and dying. If its winter I can speed up as much as I want, and if its raining I will speed up even more.

>>682783549
3spoopy5me
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>>682783181
I god lol I feel you!
I hate theses type of homework/essay

>>682783519
Welcome back my main nigga!
I love what I smell is this head and shoulder shampoo?
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>>682783181
>>682783365
It's all good for the most part, I don't dislike my family, I just don't relate, and I'm sure they still care about me even if it's just because I'm family lol

>>682783197
this reminded me, did anyone see the celebrity waifu claiming threads the other day? I thought it was pretty funny
>>682783519
welcome back, havent taken a bath in a long time, seems fun though
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Hitler-chan claimed
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>>682783810
>did anyone see the celebrity waifu claiming threads the other day?
Those show up once in a while, plebs claiming 3dpd. One day we even had bread claiming thread.
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>>682784133
I just thought it was cute that they even copied the OP message, that was funny to me
>>682783967
Didn't you die the other day? :(
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>>682783739
Body gel, actually~
>>682783810
It's way better than any shower
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>>682783719
Winter is love, winter is life
Get a lot of snow where you live?
I love going for a run in the cold, it keeps you going because you'll get frostbite if you stand still for too long.

>>682783810
I wouldnt't say dislike either, I just find their way of acting very disconnected from mine.

>>682784133
>dubs confirm 3D plebs
Hah, yeah I remember the bread claiming thread
Doge bread was the OP, he later came and hung around /waifu/ for a bit. We saw some nice bread but not a lot of people got the joke and it 404'd rather quickly. Doge bread was an okay guy
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>>682784332
Aha they did the same with bread claiming thread. I will check those threads for the luls if I come across one. I wanna see if they end up forming a community like we did. If it does happen then /b/ is doomed.

>>682784471
Yes it is... but the ammount of water wasted is also higher and the dirt goes to the same water you're using to wash yourself. Anyway I do miss a relaxing bath.

>>682784625
Winter <3
>Get a lot of snow where you live?
Not really, where I live theres only hailing once in a while, be it winter or the beggining of Spring. Run in the cold with some UK garage or ambience music is always a great and healthy exercise.
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>>682783197
Welcome to the thread is daenerys your waifu?

>>682783519
Welcome back lol

>>682783549
SUPER SCARED!

>>682783739
;_;

>>682783810
I know that feel

>>682784133
Yeah I saw that. The bread one was funny. Tge celeb is defiantly a parody to this thread lol
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>>682784471
When I was really young and my mom would bathe me, she would pour water over my head and I dunno if I was just retarded, but it literally felt like I was drowning and I would always cry and my mom would always say I was acting up, but I wasn't doing it on purpose :(
>>682784625
pretty much feel like that
>>682785017
I'll definitely check them out too, I should've when I saw it last time
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Survivor of the Chinese feminist poet reporting in
Kneesocks claimaramadingdong
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>>682784625
Maybe I should have picked another hour to post, like when /waifu/ is faster than the participants want it to be.
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>>682784471
Good taste mah boi!

I got to go niggas. Got shitload of stuff to do today but I'll be lurking and I'll be back later!
Take care and I love you all
>hug

CYA nerds~
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>>682785255
Keep the booty luscious ok? Bye
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>>682785050
So hows that ship going?

>>682785103
Do it, invading could always be a fun idea too but that only attracts shitposters to our own threads and gives the rest of /b/ a wrong opinion about us.

>>682785255
See ya.
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>>682785017
That's why we should take a bath once in a while
>>682785103
I used to do it too. it felt like artificial drowning :(
>>682785255
See ya
>don't forget to make Quebec great again~
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>>682785410
Got it Shino bro!
Booty always comes first I wont dissapoint you~

>>682785430
Thanks madoka see ya!

>>682785469
Peace!
>Its my everyday mission! Glad to have you on my team for it~

Lataaa
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>>682785017
Well I live in a maritime country between 2 major airstreams so the wheather can get a little weird and unpredictable. Luckily no hurricanes or tornadoes but we get nasty storms every now and then. It rains more then in England and the hail gets pretty big. Once we had hailbolts the size of ping pong balls
It's a shame, snow has become more rare in the last years

>>682785133
>checked
Doge bread has returned! Rejoice
What's up crusty pupper, you lurk here a lot? We gonna see a new thread anytime soon? There tends to be a downtime every day in /waifu/ so maybe you posted yours in the downtime of the rest of /b/
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I'm back.
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>>682785469
Still a shower is faster and takes less preparation, being the lazy bum I am it makes showers a much better option for me.
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>>682785255
Adios Amigo!
>>682785826
Hola Muchacho!
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>>682785110
Ayyyyyeeee how'd it go? Get any weird eyes on you?

>>682785133
Dude it's you! Are you going to make another bread claiming thread?

>>682785430
Where you hear yesterday? Cause we're making it stronger than before

>>682785755
Booty, smug, and dubs

>>682785826
Welcome back
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>>682785821
Im doing good but flooded with work. Who doesn't lurk a lot? I will do it again just don't know when, I like to know what breads are in season all over the world.
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>>682785826
Welcome back~
>>682785845
It's the opposite for me, when I'm lazy, I take a bath so I can lay in the bathtub and do nothing~
When I want to be productive, I take a shower and do stuff
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>>682778747
im dying....
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>>682786691
What's wrong? :(
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>>682786745
i didn't get any sleep yesterday, and these classes are killing me!!!
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>>682786691
Hang in there, the pain will go away eventually~
>I'm now more scared of briefings than any DS
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>>682785941
Hola.

>>682786291
>>682786391
Thanks.

>>682786691
Same.
>what's wrong?
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>>682785821
Portugal is a maritime country too... after all 75% of our territory is ocean or something like that. Spring is where it is most unstable, I have seen a sunny day go into massive hailing in under five minutes.
>Once we had hailbolts the size of ping pong balls
Rip everyone who was outside. We can see snow here almost whole year in the mountainous areas of the country tho.

>>682786291
>Where you hear yesterday?
Yes, something something truth or dare. But good to know its stronger than ever now.

>>682785133
>>682786322
Doge bread has come to bless us with his gets.

>>682786391
Fair enough.

>>682786691
We all are, very slowly.
>wink

>>682786831
I need to stop keeping you here for too long...
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>>682786322
>checked again
I hope you can finish your stuff and get some rest. I have to finish a demo for a puzzle platformer game in 2 weeks so I know the feeling of being choked up in deadlines. I'm personally more a pasta man but you can't say no to some nice garlic bread

>>682786691
Then you won't suffer any longer
>>
Guys did you know that Galko is awesome?
10/10 waifu
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>>682786873
fear well placed...wait 'till you get the briefings from DS, how are you today cutie???
>>682786901
from the day we're born lol
>it wasn't your fault, i just couldn't get to sleep yesterday....
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>>682786831
Uh oh that's not good, I actually didn't get any sleep after you left lol
>>682786892
How are you doing?
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>>682787109
we could've played more league!!! lol
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>>682787087
>wait 'till you get the briefings from DS
The horror!!
>
>how are you today cutie???
I'm great~ The plumbers finally finished their job and I can finally bath myself home!
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>>682786691
Nigga what?!

>>682786892
You're welcome

>>682786901
Fuck meant here. How'd I fuck up so bad?
And yeah it's gon get bigger and stronk as fuck

>>682787014
We all know that. She's big sis Galky after all!
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>>682787394
Why do I always forget a pic?
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>>682787014
Thanks.
<3

>>682787109
Tired, bored, not much else.

>>682787398
How are you?
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>>682786901
Yea that kind of weather is common here. We don't get that much hail but a blue sky into a heaven's sluice is something you always have to be prepared for. That hailstorm was an exception of course. A lot of car windows shattered that day. A few old people were hospitalized but most people got away in time. We have a bunch of sayings about wheather too. 'April does what it will' is one of them but most don't translate very well
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>>682787532
!
I've been found.
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>>682787444
If you had remembered, you wouldn't have been able to collect that get.
>check'd
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>>682787394
whaaaat!!! did you have a pipe burst or somethin???
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>>682787248
I actually did later on, playing with strangers is scary but fun
>>682787444
I do that a lot, and it's worse when I'm making a joke and it's ruined cuz I forgot the pic
>>682787532
Same right now, shame
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>>682787087
Life sucks and then you die.
>inb4 tats comes here to say thats why we get high

>it wasn't your fault, i just couldn't get to sleep yesterday....
Oh I see... I hope you can go through the day and get your beauty sleep back then.

>>682787398
"Its from their foes, not their friends that man has learned to construct walls."
The ship had to sunk to become stronker!

>>682787587
Aha looks like there are different April/Spring related sayings all over Europe. At least there are some here too and I got told in Germany too.
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>>682787758
it is!! i got bored of it a long time ago though....i think it's more fun playing with friends!!
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>>682787824
How fast?
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>>682787824
Emi <3
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>>682787822
hopefully!!! ill see tonight lol, might be a long night again
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>>682787894
The fastest

>>682787901
Tsuyu <3
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>>682787643
Thank the Gods for that~
>>682787701
Something along those lines, got a few leaks here and there. Point is, I no longer have to expose my butt into my grandma bathroom~
>>682787758
That sucks..
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>>682787444
Checked and happens to us

>>682787532
Good. About to go to class. You?

>>682787822
Fuck yeah lol
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>>682787973
Sounds great to me other than you not getting enough rest, but I can relate.
>today I will go to sleep earlier
>I will just lurk for a bit
>looks at clock, its 3am
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Lol see yall later. I'm heading to class now
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>>682787875
there's all that pressure to do good so I get all nervous, I don't mind sucking in front of you lol. and yeah I've always loved playing with teams of friends on older games like Halo and stuff but I could never get that many friends
>>682788421
Have a good day!
>>
>>682788421
Have a good class~

>Megumin
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>>682788083
ahahaa!!! well that's always a plus, i just hope you didn't walk in on her....that's always the worse....
>>682788301
hey shinoa!!! how are you???
>>682788325
time does fly when you're having fun!!!
>look at the ceiling in bed is not fun lol
>>682788463
i used to be like that too....i don't really mind it now lol
>>682788421
bye shinoa, have fun!!!
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>>682787824
I love you.

>>682787758
That sucks.
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>>682788651
Feels like time gets in a jetplane when im talking with you.
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>>682786291
It was mid sexual experience, I doubt she noticed. Thank god
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Love me guys
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Kyoko claimed.

Was waiting for my new headset, the delivery guy came, didn't ring the bell and left a notice that no one was at home when he tried to deliver.
Well fuck you too
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Claimed
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>>682789051
You kinda remind me of tomoko in that pic
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>>682788912
t-that fast??? im flattered....
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>>682789051
No.
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>>682788651
No I didn't, but the windows of her bathroom weren't covered.. Anyone walking on the street could see me butt-naked
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>>682788693
>I love you
I love you too! <3

>>682789051
<3
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>>682789154
I would fuck that pussy.
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>>682789051
I was actually looking for someone to fill this hole in my heart.

>>682789147
I feel you bro, its so stupid. Happened to me too and my doorbell is super visible. Will you have to get it at the post office or what?

>>682789178
Sometimes it even feels like a space rocket...
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>>682789297
!! you should've covered them or something!! lol
>>682789378
a s-space rocket???
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I'm tired again.
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>>682789147
Yea I had a very satifactory experience like that too

>be me, few months ago
>see the delivery guy pull up at our driveway.
>He rings the bell to my room
>I press the button to let him in
>Wait a minute in the hallway
>no one coming
>walk downstairs, see UPS van drive away
>niggaYouSerious.jpg
>get E-mail from UPS one hour
>"how would you rate our delivery service?"
>mfw
>>
>>682789299
<3
How have you been qt?
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>>682789378
I can do that, I am a very loving Froggo. <3
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>>682789608
I didn't really mind lol
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>>682789865
you were hoping someone would pass by huh???
>nudge nudge
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>>682789608
Yes, thats exactly how im feeling as you posted that gif.

>>682789860
Thanks loving froggo, heres some for you too
<3
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>>682789865
> Anyone walking on the street could see me butt-naked
>I didn't really mind
Megumin please
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>>682790062
<3 <3 <3
Froggo blessings for you
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>>682789147
>>682789811
Kinda funny story related to deliveries: My sister once hid my package from me as a joke, so I messaged or called Amazon (I don't remember exactly what I did) and they sent me another so i got 2 books which was cool
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>>682790062
t-those must be some crazy feelings!!!!
>i feel them too lol
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>>682790050
You?~
>>682790125
I'm not ashamed of my body, I'm quite proud of it in fact lol
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>>682789812
I'm doing great! Running every day until my 5k race. I'm kinda tired though...
And how are you Galko?
> <3
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>>682790253
Why wouldn't you abuse that trick every time you order something? Bigger companies are very eager to avoid trouble. I remember my friend getting a 50 cent bag of chips with one of those collectible coins in them. When he got no coin in his bag he phoned fucking Lays' headquarters in America and complained. 3 weeks later they sent him 20 family sized bags of chips

>>682790375
Hey, I ain't judging
If you got it, flaunt it
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>>682790299
If you keep posting pics like that soon enough I will reach the end of the observable space.
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>>682790795
>there is no end to this space silly!!
>>
Nnbgg
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>>682790695
I've thought about that, but honestly I felt bad after getting another book, I was kinda mad/annoyed with my sis for making me get another. I'm too much of a goody two shoes lol
>>682790461
What's this race for? My 5k time is pretty bad like 30 minutes maybe. My mile is decent (6:30) but I can't keep that up for 2 more
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>>682790695
Exactly~

Has any of you heard of a game called Dreadnought? Seems really fun to play
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>>682791005
How do you know? Did you see it with your godess of cuteness powers?
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>>682790461
Good luck with the race~
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>>682790375
me?!?! well....i-i'd have to get a plane ticket....
>that opportunity is gone now that you have your bathroom again
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>>682791160
i saw it in your mirror!!!
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>>682791122
For the sake of it pretty much. At most I'd say I do it to know how good I am compared to other runners.
You just need to train a little to run 5ks, a mile below 7 minutes is pretty good already, so you aren't that far from being a 5k runner. My best times are around 25-26 mins for 5k (on a treadmill at least, I'd be better running on tracks)

>>682791236
Thanks Megu! I'll do my best, I have a reputation to maintain!
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>>682791490
Ahah yeah, missed your chance~
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>>682791850
damn it!!!!
>never again.....
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>>682791836
Go show the world what your legs are made of!
>also, don't let your nipples bleed kek
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>>682792099
UHHHGGG, i hate when that happens!!!!!!
>the pain!!!!
>>
Well that's good to hear, If only I decided to get more active while I was still in school so i could do track or something, maybe that would have helped me train more serious, I just run for fun now. Good luck to ur race!

>konata
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>>682792069
W-we could always share the bathroom..
>>682792164
I never feel it when it happens to me~
>Megumin
>>
new bread? Maybe some doge bread
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>>682790461
That's good to hear.
Sorry for replying so late, I'm a little busy right now.

>Galko
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>>682792371
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