Waifu claiming thread.
>Smug of smug
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: meh
Okay I'm back, turns out I just had to use a bool instead of a float. And as per tradition I forgot a bunch of semicolons
What's up explosiongirl?
>naps are NOT a good idea
how could you?
Heyyy my niggas!
Just on time for the new bread!
Best Ass Waifuu Claimed
Wassup shino bro?
What is Cinco de Mayo?
Can confirm naps are not a good idea
I took a nap at 4 pm yesterday and slept until 1 am, stayed up all night because of that
May 5th, it's a holiday where beaners ditch school and party with family, I hate it lol
>party with family, I hate it lol
What are your thoughts on christmas?
Shit, I'd kill someone for a warm bath
I've been fooling around with my code and hanging around on /waifu/ mostly, not very productive today
Oh well if you're not a beaner do you at least get the day off? You should stay home if the streets are filled with drunk mexicans
Have no idea what you mean lol
Hey happy cinco de mayo! Know it because texan
Eh it's a thread meme
Hello ms. New booty. How are you?
A Mexican independence day
>I'd kill someone for a warm bath
No you wouldn't. Or would you?
Go have one then~
For how many hours are you awake now?
Aren't you sleepy?
Heyy mah boi! Can tell this is bad when you can't even post a pic with your claim kekk!
>im just messing with you
Heyy how are you doing?
Hello my smug queen! Doing great but I have a shitload of things to do today and I just feel like bailing on all of them
I'm really shy and don't get along with my family lol so I don't really like christmas, but I still did get them all stuff
Nah, it's not really that special of a holiday like christmas or anything
Cinco De Mayo!
I suck at paint :p
I bet ur waifus can't do this
I win mothafuckas
I blame my phone
I'll see you all in half an hour or more
Just programmer problems
Call it a coincidence but I have national holiday too. Today is the day we celebrate the souls of the dead coming from their body and ascending to the next world. It's literal translation is Heaven's ditch or Heaven's canal. Anyway we get a day off and stay home so the souls don't overtake the living
Wanna find out? I mean I only have one shower for 6 people here and 9/10 times there's no warm water. Baths are a luxury
Impossibru, only have a shower over yonder
>checked, nah I took a nap and accidentally slept 10 hours so I'm really only 16 hours awake now, not such a big whoop
>off by one
Shame, seems like we Belgians would take any excuse to take a day off
Hello booty. I'm tired, as usual.
I bet your waifu can't ascend to godhood and change the laws of the universe.
I can relate, its not that I don't like them but im honestly not very confortable with my uncles and aunts. Makes me feel a bit bad thinking of how my nephews might end up thinking of me.
Damn I didn't know it was so bad there, I expected your dorms to have half decent conditions.
Hahaha ok i'll accept this excuse!
Allright take care buddy! See ya later
>Yeah you're right its not that bad! Don't nap until night time tho cause after you'll be fuck kek
Not slept well?
no, but can you do THIS?
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Not 9gag, nice try
I am poorfag so I'm not living in the best you can get, but I have heating, internet and sometimes warm water, which is enough for me
Goals my dude. Goals unless it can be done later lol
I know that feel
Belive or not, there's a Mexican holiday similar to that. Don't know the name but it's on the 2ND of November
How are you big sis?
Welcome and nice gets yui
>caring about doubles outside get thread
Look, im terrible with words and handling people but I care about you and want you to cheer up.
Considering its the ass of the internet everything ends up there.
>I am poorfag
So am I, but public schools here have conditions good enough to keep water warm.
A big part of it is that I'm not beaner but my entire family is, I can't even speak Spanish so it's hard for me to relate to anyone. 90% of my city is actually hispanic lol
walks are great when I'm listening to music, I'd imagine just walking would be boring
Them triple doubles, and I'm sure Shinoa recalls some epic gets in these threads.
That must feel like you're a black sheep. Let me get you started, say 'chorizo'.
>it can be done later
Its what I did all week lol I can't bail now even if I want to rip
Claiming Yuuki, what's everyone up to? I have finals I'm studying for.
Tired and bored, the usual.
I slept alright. It could have been for longer, though.
That's how I usually describe myself. Chorizo with eggs is great, but I can't roll my R's
I'm sorry but I just can't possibly take you seriously
Every time someone comes in these threads insulting people I can't help but think it's always the same guy, which is just the saddest thing ever. But I digress, have fun being an angry little spastic on a random image board
Yea I suppose everything ends up downriver eventually. I don't know where you live but up north it's actually kind of a bitch to get a lot of warm water since the pipes are usually ice cold. So to accomodate warm water for at least 11 people we'd need a massive boiler, which we don't
>walks are great when I'm listening to music, I'd imagine just walking would be boring
Sometimes I wake up randomly 3 hours into my sleep feeling super hungry but so sick my appetite is null. When that happens the best for me to do is go on a walk until im feeling better and can eat.
Everyone remembers epic gets here, its still not a get thread.
Chorizo in bread is god tier too. Oh you can't roll your Rs? Try saying out loud "O rato roeu a rolha da garrafa do rei da Rússia", its a Portuguese tong twister.
I live in Portugal, the country finances aren't that great but in the last 5 years tons and tons of public schools got remodeled. Now that I think about it before that our conditions were shit too.
>since the pipes are usually ice cold.
Oh that sucks... in nordic countries from what I hear warm water is the most common thing ever in any building.
I bet when going shopping, people to talk to in Spanish and then you just say "dude I don't speak Spanish I'm sorry" can you at least understand it?
This is true. Most of my gets are in this thread
Watching scooby doo mystery inc
The cashier life sounds mundane
Hey what's up friend?
>Most of my gets are in this thread
I TOLD YA TO STOP SCREAMING AT ME!
You mean nice booty? Thanks!
You can do it my little Yuuki
Okk that's why you're feeling sleepy
Feel free to take a nap my bro!
Thanks Shino bro for the sympathize
Of course it is, in all the buildings the tourists get to see. Heating water from 20 degrees to 30 is cheaper than heating it from 2 to 30 obviously so it's mostly a financial issue. You also don't want your pipes bursting due to the difference in heat, but that's more of a winter issue
How do your genetics work? At least one of your parents should be relatable right?
>Most of my gets are in this thread
Nice one Shinoa
It probably is but we have people like you coming in here every single day and i just can't keep shaking the feeling they're the same person because they all just spout the same shit every time
Thanks Aqua! There's only one exam that's really stressing me, but it's tomorrow so I'll get some more studying in
I wanna watch Scooby Doo! I haven't watched it in years.
We had some really funny funny tongue twisters in Spanish 1, I remember having to recite the alphabet in front of class it was so embarrassing
I've managed to learn "No hablo Espanol" (I don't know Spanish) so I say that a lot. Working as a cashier for retail was horrible when it came to Mexican customers, it was a nightmare trying to help them
I don't think we really connect with anything, we're so different on pretty much everything, same with most of my family. Everyone's just so generic and your everyday mexican, it's nothing interesting at all
Yeah keep on studying for it and when it will be done you will feel GREAT!
>You also don't want your pipes bursting due to the difference in heat
Damn... such problem is just non-existant here.
kek, on the other way as someone whose national language isn't English it was pretty easy to learn the alphabet in it.
>Working as a cashier for retail was horrible when it came to Mexican customers
Their problem, im not saying that you shouldn't try to learn spanish but being fluent in English is very important nowadays.
I've always wanted to move to a "normal" (white) city so maybe in the future. Kinda a funny story, but I used to think Mexicans were the majority of the world since I've gone my whole life only seeing them.
Yup. I have this 50 question homework for the Automatic Nervous System due Monday lol
It's true lol
Watch mystery inc. I love the story
Oh fuck. Feels with that
Total dipshit foreveralone thread.
The rules are very simple:
>be a dipshit
>be foreveralone neckbeard type
>be beta as fuck
>be hopeless faggot
Shit man, that sucks. I have the same with dad's side of the family. I seem to have gotten all the genes from my mom's side for the character part. A lot of people from my dad's side seem to act so fake whenever there's a family celebration. Might just me being an edgy little cunt too
I hear living up north seems to be more problematic than most other places, but I have never known anything else. I can't stand heat or mosquitos and I love winter so it all fits for me
This all seems to apply to you, you should join us
Normal... thats pretty S A V A G E. After all they are they hold the second most spoken language, which is mind blowing considering English is the global language. And then there is chinese which is spoken 3 times as much as spanish.
>I can't stand heat or mosquitos and I love winter
Oh how I understand you. I hate walking in the summer because it feels like im slowly melting and dying. If its winter I can speed up as much as I want, and if its raining I will speed up even more.
I god lol I feel you!
I hate theses type of homework/essay
Welcome back my main nigga!
I love what I smell is this head and shoulder shampoo?
It's all good for the most part, I don't dislike my family, I just don't relate, and I'm sure they still care about me even if it's just because I'm family lol
this reminded me, did anyone see the celebrity waifu claiming threads the other day? I thought it was pretty funny
welcome back, havent taken a bath in a long time, seems fun though
>did anyone see the celebrity waifu claiming threads the other day?
Those show up once in a while, plebs claiming 3dpd. One day we even had bread claiming thread.
I just thought it was cute that they even copied the OP message, that was funny to me
Didn't you die the other day? :(
Body gel, actually~
It's way better than any shower
Winter is love, winter is life
Get a lot of snow where you live?
I love going for a run in the cold, it keeps you going because you'll get frostbite if you stand still for too long.
I wouldnt't say dislike either, I just find their way of acting very disconnected from mine.
>dubs confirm 3D plebs
Hah, yeah I remember the bread claiming thread
Doge bread was the OP, he later came and hung around /waifu/ for a bit. We saw some nice bread but not a lot of people got the joke and it 404'd rather quickly. Doge bread was an okay guy
Aha they did the same with bread claiming thread. I will check those threads for the luls if I come across one. I wanna see if they end up forming a community like we did. If it does happen then /b/ is doomed.
Yes it is... but the ammount of water wasted is also higher and the dirt goes to the same water you're using to wash yourself. Anyway I do miss a relaxing bath.
>Get a lot of snow where you live?
Not really, where I live theres only hailing once in a while, be it winter or the beggining of Spring. Run in the cold with some UK garage or ambience music is always a great and healthy exercise.
Welcome to the thread is daenerys your waifu?
Welcome back lol
I know that feel
Yeah I saw that. The bread one was funny. Tge celeb is defiantly a parody to this thread lol
When I was really young and my mom would bathe me, she would pour water over my head and I dunno if I was just retarded, but it literally felt like I was drowning and I would always cry and my mom would always say I was acting up, but I wasn't doing it on purpose :(
pretty much feel like that
I'll definitely check them out too, I should've when I saw it last time
Survivor of the Chinese feminist poet reporting in
Maybe I should have picked another hour to post, like when /waifu/ is faster than the participants want it to be.
Good taste mah boi!
I got to go niggas. Got shitload of stuff to do today but I'll be lurking and I'll be back later!
Take care and I love you all
Keep the booty luscious ok? Bye
So hows that ship going?
Do it, invading could always be a fun idea too but that only attracts shitposters to our own threads and gives the rest of /b/ a wrong opinion about us.
That's why we should take a bath once in a while
I used to do it too. it felt like artificial drowning :(
>don't forget to make Quebec great again~
Got it Shino bro!
Booty always comes first I wont dissapoint you~
Thanks madoka see ya!
>Its my everyday mission! Glad to have you on my team for it~
Well I live in a maritime country between 2 major airstreams so the wheather can get a little weird and unpredictable. Luckily no hurricanes or tornadoes but we get nasty storms every now and then. It rains more then in England and the hail gets pretty big. Once we had hailbolts the size of ping pong balls
It's a shame, snow has become more rare in the last years
Doge bread has returned! Rejoice
What's up crusty pupper, you lurk here a lot? We gonna see a new thread anytime soon? There tends to be a downtime every day in /waifu/ so maybe you posted yours in the downtime of the rest of /b/
Still a shower is faster and takes less preparation, being the lazy bum I am it makes showers a much better option for me.
Ayyyyyeeee how'd it go? Get any weird eyes on you?
Dude it's you! Are you going to make another bread claiming thread?
Where you hear yesterday? Cause we're making it stronger than before
Booty, smug, and dubs
Im doing good but flooded with work. Who doesn't lurk a lot? I will do it again just don't know when, I like to know what breads are in season all over the world.
It's the opposite for me, when I'm lazy, I take a bath so I can lay in the bathtub and do nothing~
When I want to be productive, I take a shower and do stuff
i didn't get any sleep yesterday, and these classes are killing me!!!
Hang in there, the pain will go away eventually~
>I'm now more scared of briefings than any DS
Portugal is a maritime country too... after all 75% of our territory is ocean or something like that. Spring is where it is most unstable, I have seen a sunny day go into massive hailing in under five minutes.
>Once we had hailbolts the size of ping pong balls
Rip everyone who was outside. We can see snow here almost whole year in the mountainous areas of the country tho.
>Where you hear yesterday?
Yes, something something truth or dare. But good to know its stronger than ever now.
Doge bread has come to bless us with his gets.
We all are, very slowly.
I need to stop keeping you here for too long...
I hope you can finish your stuff and get some rest. I have to finish a demo for a puzzle platformer game in 2 weeks so I know the feeling of being choked up in deadlines. I'm personally more a pasta man but you can't say no to some nice garlic bread
Then you won't suffer any longer
Guys did you know that Galko is awesome?
fear well placed...wait 'till you get the briefings from DS, how are you today cutie???
from the day we're born lol
>it wasn't your fault, i just couldn't get to sleep yesterday....
Uh oh that's not good, I actually didn't get any sleep after you left lol
How are you doing?
Fuck meant here. How'd I fuck up so bad?
And yeah it's gon get bigger and stronk as fuck
We all know that. She's big sis Galky after all!
Tired, bored, not much else.
How are you?
Yea that kind of weather is common here. We don't get that much hail but a blue sky into a heaven's sluice is something you always have to be prepared for. That hailstorm was an exception of course. A lot of car windows shattered that day. A few old people were hospitalized but most people got away in time. We have a bunch of sayings about wheather too. 'April does what it will' is one of them but most don't translate very well
If you had remembered, you wouldn't have been able to collect that get.
whaaaat!!! did you have a pipe burst or somethin???
I actually did later on, playing with strangers is scary but fun
I do that a lot, and it's worse when I'm making a joke and it's ruined cuz I forgot the pic
Same right now, shame
Life sucks and then you die.
>inb4 tats comes here to say thats why we get high
>it wasn't your fault, i just couldn't get to sleep yesterday....
Oh I see... I hope you can go through the day and get your beauty sleep back then.
"Its from their foes, not their friends that man has learned to construct walls."
The ship had to sunk to become stronker!
Aha looks like there are different April/Spring related sayings all over Europe. At least there are some here too and I got told in Germany too.
it is!! i got bored of it a long time ago though....i think it's more fun playing with friends!!
hopefully!!! ill see tonight lol, might be a long night again
Thank the Gods for that~
Something along those lines, got a few leaks here and there. Point is, I no longer have to expose my butt into my grandma bathroom~
Checked and happens to us
Good. About to go to class. You?
Fuck yeah lol
Sounds great to me other than you not getting enough rest, but I can relate.
>today I will go to sleep earlier
>I will just lurk for a bit
>looks at clock, its 3am
there's all that pressure to do good so I get all nervous, I don't mind sucking in front of you lol. and yeah I've always loved playing with teams of friends on older games like Halo and stuff but I could never get that many friends
Have a good day!
ahahaa!!! well that's always a plus, i just hope you didn't walk in on her....that's always the worse....
hey shinoa!!! how are you???
time does fly when you're having fun!!!
>look at the ceiling in bed is not fun lol
i used to be like that too....i don't really mind it now lol
bye shinoa, have fun!!!
I love you.
Feels like time gets in a jetplane when im talking with you.
It was mid sexual experience, I doubt she noticed. Thank god
Was waiting for my new headset, the delivery guy came, didn't ring the bell and left a notice that no one was at home when he tried to deliver.
Well fuck you too
You kinda remind me of tomoko in that pic
t-that fast??? im flattered....
No I didn't, but the windows of her bathroom weren't covered.. Anyone walking on the street could see me butt-naked
>I love you
I love you too! <3
I was actually looking for someone to fill this hole in my heart.
I feel you bro, its so stupid. Happened to me too and my doorbell is super visible. Will you have to get it at the post office or what?
Sometimes it even feels like a space rocket...
!! you should've covered them or something!! lol
a s-space rocket???
Yea I had a very satifactory experience like that too
>be me, few months ago
>see the delivery guy pull up at our driveway.
>He rings the bell to my room
>I press the button to let him in
>Wait a minute in the hallway
>no one coming
>walk downstairs, see UPS van drive away
>get E-mail from UPS one hour
>"how would you rate our delivery service?"
How have you been qt?
I can do that, I am a very loving Froggo. <3
you were hoping someone would pass by huh???
Yes, thats exactly how im feeling as you posted that gif.
Thanks loving froggo, heres some for you too
> Anyone walking on the street could see me butt-naked
>I didn't really mind
Kinda funny story related to deliveries: My sister once hid my package from me as a joke, so I messaged or called Amazon (I don't remember exactly what I did) and they sent me another so i got 2 books which was cool
t-those must be some crazy feelings!!!!
>i feel them too lol
I'm not ashamed of my body, I'm quite proud of it in fact lol
I'm doing great! Running every day until my 5k race. I'm kinda tired though...
And how are you Galko?
Why wouldn't you abuse that trick every time you order something? Bigger companies are very eager to avoid trouble. I remember my friend getting a 50 cent bag of chips with one of those collectible coins in them. When he got no coin in his bag he phoned fucking Lays' headquarters in America and complained. 3 weeks later they sent him 20 family sized bags of chips
Hey, I ain't judging
If you got it, flaunt it
If you keep posting pics like that soon enough I will reach the end of the observable space.
>there is no end to this space silly!!
I've thought about that, but honestly I felt bad after getting another book, I was kinda mad/annoyed with my sis for making me get another. I'm too much of a goody two shoes lol
What's this race for? My 5k time is pretty bad like 30 minutes maybe. My mile is decent (6:30) but I can't keep that up for 2 more
Has any of you heard of a game called Dreadnought? Seems really fun to play
How do you know? Did you see it with your godess of cuteness powers?
me?!?! well....i-i'd have to get a plane ticket....
>that opportunity is gone now that you have your bathroom again
i saw it in your mirror!!!
For the sake of it pretty much. At most I'd say I do it to know how good I am compared to other runners.
You just need to train a little to run 5ks, a mile below 7 minutes is pretty good already, so you aren't that far from being a 5k runner. My best times are around 25-26 mins for 5k (on a treadmill at least, I'd be better running on tracks)
Thanks Megu! I'll do my best, I have a reputation to maintain!
Go show the world what your legs are made of!
>also, don't let your nipples bleed kek
Well that's good to hear, If only I decided to get more active while I was still in school so i could do track or something, maybe that would have helped me train more serious, I just run for fun now. Good luck to ur race!