Waifu Claiming thread
>Early Bird edition
The rules are simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Post fitting, not over-sexualized or excessive content of the sort.
>Take your porn, suggestive themes and ERP elsewhere.
>Insult other waifu
>Insult Dio
>Keep RP to a minimum.
>Ignore the RP
>Pretend to be normal and discuss stuff
Most important: Have fun!
Iowa claim
>>682755488
Just some recolors and origins editions ones
Akiko claim
>>682755140
Ah, lovely
Reality is boring, but through your work it doesn't have to be. How does one go about paleolithic rock art? I never did that but it seems to me it comes close to advanced finger painting in a way
>>682755811
I really want the pirate roadhog one it looks sick!
Rikka claimed!
How is everyone this early early morning??
Yuno claim
>claiming yume
>>682755828
I don't go about it, it just stimulates my soul. I've carved small Venus figures before out of baked clay. I form the block, bake it until it is hard, then slowly chip away and sand down the different parts of the body.
Claimed.
>>682755917
I want the nevermore or el blanco skins for reaper. I love them so much
>>682755928
Oh hey Gasai, what's up? Are you the same Yuno that was here this morning when I had my emotional breakdown?
>>682755975
Have some legs
>>682756047
Comrade! Whats up?
>>682756054
Yup, you can tell its me with my new filename
Shizuru's stats im going to try to keep track of
Hugs: 17
Syndra tells someone to kill themselves: 65
Dio mustaches things: 5
Rattles: 29
Burger: 2
Kagami x Magumin no u cute: 3
>sachi claim
>>682756048
My friend got his first lootcrate today and got the nevermore skin lol I want the pague doctor one if I could choose
>>682756154
Not much, lying down enjoying the thread. You?
>>682756154
I guessed so
Do you want the compiled version? I thought it was really moving how everyone came to support me even though I was pretty fucked up from it after. I made a tribute as to not forget you guys and /waifu/. I was too late to screencap you comment I'm afraid but we both know you were there
Chie claimed!
>>682755917
My morning so far is good. Yours?
>>682755828
And it's not that reality is boring, I still will do small sketches in paint of simple objects that I have in my studio, pipes, bottles, vases. Those I do just to sort of keep myself working and to have a little fun.
I paint the way I do because that is the best mode of working that I can allow my ideas of art and life to show most clearly. It's not like I've chosen to work in this way, I work this way because I didn't choose it. It chose me.
>>682756322
Just playing some destiny and listening to SAO's theme
>>682756335
Complied version?
>>682756468
Forgot the bloody pic
>>682756310
Only 17 hugs? When did you start counting? Or do you start every day?
>>682756468
>pic related
Thanks for your support
>>682756413
i'm more a fan of the fantastic surrealism even though I'm shit at it myself. I will still make abstract work but nowadays I'm mostly busy designing characters and locations for games
>Akiko
>>682756591
I also draw comics, those tend to be more on the Surreal side. My comics come from Geo Herriman as well as the Comix artists of the 1960s and 70s. I actually started as an illustration major, moved onto animation, then switched to fine arts.
>>682756412
3 Am so I guess my morning hasnt started yet but I am just talking to you all and playing some overwatch still. What have you been up to?
>>682756591
Not sure if a cap is really neccessary
Like bro I think it's a given that we do care.
>>682756312
>first crate
Why can't I have that kind of luck wtf
>
>>682756591
shizuru started counting yesterday sometime im pretty sure
>hugs to raise it
Claimed
>>682756902
People were asking for it and I dodn't want it to just 404. It was so moving.
I went back to the thread after it was abandoned but still up and screenshotted as much as I could before it 404'd on me but I still missed a lot of reactions. I did this for myself probably as much as for you guys and those who were asking. I don't want to forget this and what you guys did for me
>>682757021
Hey Juri, you're just in time to see me get soft and have some feels
>>682757122
>and make it double
>checked and hugged
>>682757206
Hiya
>>682756910
IKR the funny part is that he dosnt know that it is super rare lol
>>682756468
>>682756512
Ayy Dark Souls. I didn't expect you to be on this late.
>>682756591
.......Glad you're feeling better now.
>>682756839
5 a.m. here. Just listening to some music. It's about to be my birthday, it's tomorrow. Got some things to get done today. How you been?
>>682757206
Hello!
>>682757345
I see, you are better right?
>>682757512
I'm always on this late, what you talkin about nigga?
>>682757512
>>682757585
One lonely night crying in a few months is enough for me
I'll make it, thanks
i just wanted you guys to know that you being there meant something to me
>>682757585
Really? Around this time? I usually don't forget people's time on this thread.....
>>682757021
Hello!
>>682757512
Oh sick, happy early birthday! How old are you turning? I am alright, I have to work tomorrow just got paid today so thats great, its all going to be gone soon though so that sucks, what are you listening to?
>>682755709
H.A.N.A.K.O unit has been promoted to:
Bronze II
Congratulations, me.
>>682757862
Are you talking about league? do you play NA or EUW?
>>682757345
I have absolutely zero idea what goes on here, nor do I know why people act and say the things they do.
>I'm not good with these kind of things
>Here have a doughnut
>>682757914
Oceania is my place of residence. The climb from B5 has been tough.
>>682757801
It's better to let it out than bottle things up.
>>682757825
I think in the past I say I'm geting off earlier but probably still stay up few more hours for music or videos
>>682757914
Shit, forgot pic
Congrats on getting through your promos, as a silver scrub I know how hard that can be
A.K.I.K.O requesting full summoner's analysis
>>682757986
Thanks for the doughnut, it's almost as good as a peach
>>682758047
I just don't want to be that guy who is always whining and crying about how hard things are. People around me aren't interested in that. Even if I told them they'd say something like "it'll be okay" and that's that. So I suffer in silence, for the world cares not about the suffering of the individual
>>682757801
I wasn't there, my schedule is rough. But I'm happy you got support from the others anons.
>>682757828
Thanks! I'm turning 21. Money is always gone fast. Jaja. And work is always a hassle.
https://youtu.be/6RKQVDAwr7o
That's what I'm listening to.
Dipping from the threads for now. Later guys!
>>682758047
Oh okay. That makes sense. I stay late on this thread sometimes.
>>682758518
Later comrade. Take care.
>>682758199
Hmm yes I can see that being troublesome...
>>682758672
Its like 5am here
>>682758199
I'll even do the impossible and check your dubs.
>Glad you like it
I'll be sure to bring one for you next time
>Maybe a peach flavored doughnut?
"It can't rain all the time."
>>682758740
5 a.m. here too. Same timezone. Don't sleep until 6 or 7 a.m.
>>682758483
We can't all be here all the time and this happened at like 4 am so don't worry about it
>>682758740
I don't have anyone I really consider a close friend. It has to come from both sides when there is friendship and I just don't notice that at all. I am always the one who has to start conversation. I am the one who has to invite other people to go do something. But if I just sat in my room for 3 weeks I doubt anyone else would bother to come check on me
I'm sure you get what I'm trying to say
>>682758887
>off by one
Thaks for showing you care in your own way
"No dawn comes, without darkness"
I try to stay positive
>>682759099
I should probably hit the hay soon too..
>>682759180
Oh yeah... I know exactly what you mean..
I remember the first time I confronted John Baldessari's work. It was Tips for Artists Who Want to Sell. I couldn't do anything for several days afterwards. All I could do was think about this painting and what it meant. My painting teacher was pissed off at me because she couldn't stand Baldessari.
>>682759318
I usually stay until more anons come on, so they can take over. It's fun.
>>682759663
I wonder what the morning anons are like
Not that I'll met them since I sleep around this time
Back
>>682758887
Judicial Upgraded Response Intelligence (J.U.R.I) unit detected.
How are you?
>>682759318
Yearning Undying Never Obliging (Y.U.N.O) unit detected.
>>682759817
Interesting
>>682759745
They're a friendly bunch. Though some stick around during the day and afternoon too.
>>682759766
How are you?
>>682759766
Feeling better?
>>682759817
I am well froggo, acronyms a thing now? Heading off to work so I'll be lurking a bit, good to see you and that your day be enjoyable.
>>682759997
Sometimes I lurk in the afternoon
>>682759884
There are several other mech units in this thread, though you happen to be a special case. Meant for when negotiations are no longer an option, your model is outdated, but still very effective.
You are quite capable in combat, though as a result of a design flaw, your model's program glitches and reacts violently whenever someone gets too close to your pilot.
>>682760206
Spot on, I am impressed
>>682760111
Checked
><><><
>>682759997
>>682760019
im fine
Or atleast as good as i can be in this situation
>>682759817
Hi Froggo, how's your day?
>>682760473
>froggo
>>682760281
That's not to say you're handicapped. Every mech unit has it's own shortcomings. The H.A.N.A.K.O unit for example, is extremely fragile and cannot deal with prolonged combat.
Also, the H.A.N.A.K.O unit has suffered irreparable damage from the past - evident in the burn marks covering over 50% of the unit's body.
>>682760473
How am I a frog in any sense of form? Are you sure you've calibrated your visuals correctly A.K.I.K.O?
>>682760112
I rarely lurk. It can be on anytime. Just to see what they're up to.
>>682760451
That's good. How was your day?
>>682760451
I told you that you're a lonely guy who will die alone.
>>682760666
Checked Satan
>>682760632
it's a joke, in this pic she looks a lot like a pic Tsuyu frequently posts
>>682760666
>checked
Woah, calm down there Satan, just my attempt at a shitty joke after being sleep deprived and emotionallt unstable
>Are you sure you've calibrated your visuals correctly A.K.I.K.O
>tfw not blind but half deaf
>>682760666
what about the S.A.C.H.I?
>>682760669
I only wole up like few hours ago, havent done anything else
>>682760725
Congrats you can predict future
>>682760669
Gotcha
Right then off I go
Good night everyone and remember, you have a heart of gold, dont let them take it from you
>>682761160
see you on the other half
HERE COME DAT BOIIII
>Karen in class
>>682761201
I uh.. didnt mean to post a crying yuno...
>>682761201
Rest comfy and take care.
>>682761160
Anything planned for today? It's been a while since we spoke.
>>682761322
Brazil in class?!
>>682761322
o shit waddup
>sachi
>>682761201
RIP yuno
night
>>682761322
>checked
Ohio Karen
>>682761477
not realy. i havent desided on what i should do now
>Sanae
>>682761851
do something cool like visiting a place you always wanted to
beat a homeless person to death with chopsticks you know
whatever floats your boat
>>682761101
The Source Arctic Candidate Hammering Incursion (S.A.C.H.I) is a specialist unit designed to fight in extreme conditions, whether it be as cold as the Arctic or as dry as the Sahara.
You're one of the newer models to come along, and as such your unit's resilience and ability to perform in stressful conditions is quite well-known.
However, your unit also happens to have trouble following orders. Not that your unit disobeys them, but it takes them too literally, without taking its context correctly. In fact, your unit takes anything spoken to it as an order, regardless of the requester's security clearance or ranking.
This is highly a programming error. In the middle of creating your programming matrix, the two people in charge of creating your unit's matrix had died in a tragic accident - namely, your unit went berserk in the middle of its creation due to a glitch and the two were caught in the crossfire. As their programming matrix was completely unique, no one could replicate their work. Your shoddy programming is actually the result of the detailed work your "parents" gave you and the rush-job everyone else did clashing against each other.
>>682762042
Can i visit you and beat you to death?
>>682762221
This
>>682761851
The day started for you, so it's normal to not have anything planned. Maybe some videogames or go around town?
>>682762050
what?
>In fact, your unit takes anything spoken to it as an order, regardless of the requester's security clearance or ranking.
Hm...
>>682761101
Show me your legs!
>>682762221
>off by one
Nah sry I don't like meeting strangers
Also I refrain from making inappropriate jokes about you so atleast try to act nice
>>682762274
not even a
KYS
Y
S
for me?
>feelssadman.exe
Good morning.
>>682762407
I probably haven't been paying attention this whole time, but where did this love-hate thing with Syndra start?
>some legs for barter
>>682762360
its mid day here
i not mych into games but im gonna se whats goin on
>>682762407
you broke my ship faggot so you deserve a beating
>>682762657
Hey Galko, how are you?
>also breaking hardcore lurk ayy lmao
>>682762740
Your ship was broken from the start.
>>682762763
Widowmaker best girl = my girl
>>682762719
Morning Galko!
Are you at work? What time is it there?
>>682762657
>>682762740
Global Assault Leviathan Keeping Order (G.A.L.K.O) unit detected.
Knowledge Augmented-Zoner Under Known Inductors (K.A.Z.U.K.I) unit detected.
Greetings.
>>682762860 was supposed to be a reply to >>682762657
I should really go to bed
>>682762657
Guten morgen! Und welcome back!
>>682762740
It's morning here. Do you live in a big city or a small one?
>>682762740
You broke mine and then I let you have your way with your ship if you can't sail then its not my fault
>>682762657
Hey Galko how are you doing?
>>682762719
I don't know who I started with the syndra love-hate ship it was fun then that claw-guy wanted to have that ship and I gave it to him
>>682762763
Hey there Kirino. I'm okay, how about you?
>I'm flattered
>>682762860
It's 6:15 am. I will be going to work very soon.
>>682762883
Hello.
>>682762996
Thanks.
>>682762050
oh nice
>>682762407
<
This japanese crap is melting your brains...soon you will be bombing pearl harbour
>>682763087
thats some fine legs thank you
now bring me coffee
im out. find a new baker
later haters
>>682763077
You didn't miss much. Were you here this like 10 hours ago? In that case you missed my emotional breakdown and the heroic support /waifu/ gave me but not much else
>>682763046
Thanks, have some more legs
>>682763392
It's been fun, thanks for all the bread
See you, space cowboy
>>682763077
You're welcome!
>>682763392
Later and take care.
>>682762807
Still better than yumes
>>682762996
I guess you could call it a big one
i might just go out and check some new places
>>682763046
your ship was already broken
its more than your foult
>>682763392
See ya space cow guy.
>>682763568
Enogh with the ships
>>682763046
Hi Yume. I'm alright.
>have some legs
>>682763401
I was here like 10 hours ago, but I don't remember you having a breakdown.
>>682763509
How have you been?
>>682763658
Did someone say...
Ships?
>>682756054
>>682756335
>>682756591
>>682757345
>>682757801
>>682758199
>>682759180
>>682763401
Look dude.
You look so fuckin desperate with the whole
>oh did you see my sad thing
>yeah yeah i was emotional
>i had breakdown oh im sad
Look. Everyone has problems, some more than others, and I'm sure it's hard for you, and finding a place where you can vent is nice. But you can stop fucking referring to it like every second post.
>>682763688
thank you thats some fine legs right there
>>682763721
what is S.Y.N.D.R.A?
>>682763721
No.
Go away
>>682763251
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>>682763077
Hey, it's good you're doing well dude. I'm fine, just sort of lurking around lately, haven't been posting as much.
Any plans for today besides work?
>>682763688
>checked
Maybe it was more than 10, I remember you coming in shortly after. Anyhow, I compiled it and it was posted here >>682756591
I missed a lot of comments regrettably, it was really moving
>>682763772
Well it's really the support I got from the other guys that makes me eager to share it. And it's only the fresh new thing today so get your head out of your ass. in fact I'm gonna refer to it again
>>332765432
I'm not too worried about it. This helped a little, though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3_6fQNd3d8
>>682763568
That's cool, I hope you enjoy it! I like finding out about new places, though that's when I used to live in a big city.
>>682763688
Been hanging on, tomorrow and Saturday and Sunday I have no work! Off Friday because of my birthday. I'm content!
Rory returns. Phone died and decided that having some fun in entertaining my niece was a better way to spend an afternoon. How are we all?
>>682763932
That's good to hear. I don't really have any plans.
>>682763984
I saw it, that was right about when I left.
>>682764126
Happy early birthday! How old will you be?
>>682763850
The Systematic Yielder Negating Defense Rapid Action (S.Y.N.D.R.A) unit is an excellent siege unit, capable of bombarding targets from afar with the unit's special weapons - her spheres.
However, because she is a siege unit, S.Y.N.D.R.A is quite slow on the move and also very fragile, therefore she is quite reliant on the other units to giver her some support.
Also, the unit itself is prone to committing overkill, with bombarding enemy placements when they've already been decimated.
Strangely enough, the unit has been noted to have struck an odd relationship with another unit - The Yowler Undersea Mech Entity (Y.U.M.E).
>>682763892
My apologies. I'm just looking for a certain ship. Namely, a Kongou Class Fast Battleship to be precise.
>>682763984
Well, aren't you a special one.
You absolute ass.
I want all these boats to know
That a real shipfu just hit the door.
Kongou claimed.
>>682764367
Yeah, Tats is right.
And fuck yourself Akiko, my life sucks and I don't complain. Stop whining you worthless cuck.
Some say something about eating ass?
dubs and I eat waifu ass
>>682763896
thank you now you got freetime till I need your service again
>>682764298
>odd relationship
thats quite accurate
>>682764424
>burning love
Kongo!
>>682764367
>>682764434
>>682764514
Nice
>>682764278
Alright, well have a good day Galko
I'm off to bed guys, night.
>>682764424
Kongou Class Fast Battleship detected
Objective: KONGOU initiated
Weapons Systems: Activated
I've been waiting.
>>682764126
Birthday off, lucky dude. How old are you turning?
>>682764424
Bongo-carrying Kongou!
>>682764298
Spicy one, your ship has arrived.
>>682763077
Earning that cash money. Work is good until you feel redundant.
>>682764618
Goodnight, Mildura bro.
>>682764221
I'm alright. You?
>>682764278
Thanks friend! 21.
>>682764424
Hello und welcome back!
>>682764571
Dont steal my thing.
https://youtu.be/GMaQ7Nqi6nU?list=PLgWJujPu29za07R2QxeYMHI-KgZzkckfI
>>682764583
No more Versace get off of my clothes
I did not beg for this fame, I was chose
Lol okay I'm done. How are you today Yume? :)
>>682764635
Oh boy I've got quite the situation to defuse here..
>>682764687
I do not have any bongos on my person or anywhere in my possession.
>>682764713
Hey! And thank you n_n what's up?
>>682755709
motoko claimed
>>682755709
Fuck yiy OP, Dio is my waifu!
>>682764768
I wanna fuck the doll.
>>682764713
Im feeling good. Laying in bed myself, trying to wake up a little earlier for work tomorrow. Still got some time in me yet.
>>682764785
I bet I could locate some bongos.
>>682764768
You do it.
>>682764884
>not even the real Dio
>>682764884
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwFyM795qWU
>So I suffer in silence, for the world cares not about the suffering of the individual
Everyone does, you social outcast.
You're on 4chan, do you think everyone here have a nice life, good friends, nice family?
We're all alone, get over it.
Humans are just for forming relationships to inflict more pain into eachother.
>>682764910
>>682764952
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3K8VlxVLKo
>>682764785
>filename
kek
Quite good today going to play some DA:I again and see where it takes me
How are you doing what are your plans for today/tomorrow?
>>682765062
This is the Biological Attack Incursion Tech unit, otherwise known as B.A.I.T. It's the most common weapon in the world, and is easily avoidable if you're smart enough.
>>682764687
21, though people will say I look 16. I take it as a compliment. You don't have birthdays off?
>>682764618
Night, and take care.
>>682764785
Nothing much now. Here lying in bed, and posting. You?
>>682764952
Nice, I sleep late because I like to think that work will go by faster.
>>682765258
fuck off newfag
>>682764298
Interesting. Could you explain to me what the V.I.G.I.L is? If you wish to bother, of course.
>>682765258
kek
>by an anonymous sponsor
>>682764952
I bet you you can't!
>>682765132
I'm glad to hear that :) and hmm.. my plans are to get through work and play more of the overwatch beta n_n
>>682765277
The usual I see :) and the same for me too hun haha
>>682764367
>>682764434
>>682764514
>Being this butthurt
Some of these are most likely not you but still
>>682764618
See you later.
>>682764713
Cool.
>late replies
>>682765509
Very Illogical Guy Inspecting Lightbulbs
meme'd... heh heh
heh
brb an hero
>>682765653
I know you're trembling, your hands are sweaty and stress is getting too hard for you to handle, because,you know,is truth.
So, you can either fuck yourself and stop telling everyone how MUCH YOUR LIFE SUCKS OH MY GAAAWD!!!! or continue being a faggot and never stop.
Ayy
>>682765928
Are you having a giggle telling strangers they are faggots and acting like you know how they feel better than themselves?
kagami claimed
>>682765277
Not for 4 years.
>>682765571
I bet I can. I can see two right now.
>>682765933
Lmao
I'm off to work.
See you guys later.
>>682766158
!!!
No boring classes today?
>>682766205
Sup?
>>682766222
Laters.
>>682766222
have a good day galko
>>682765928
>>682766045
Either troll or enough salt to fill a truck
Sorry your life is such a piece of shit
Either way not worth my time
>>682765933
>checked
What's up Homu?
>>682766158
hey Kagami
>>682766222
>checked
Bye galko
>>682766260
nah...im just up, i couldn't sleep at all last night...my class starts at 1400 your time, how are ya doin homu?!
>>682766371
hi akiko, how goes it???
>>682765571
Kongou
>>682765653
Peaches
>>682765933
Homura
>>682766158
Kagami
>>682766222
>checked
Bye Galko.
>>682765571
Great jaja
>>682765933
Hello! How are ya?
>>682766205
Four years? Jesus, it just took 45 days for mine.
>>682766222
Later and take care.
Clammed
>>682765509
The Vigilant Intuitive Guardian Inducting Leverage unit - otherwise known as V.I.G.I.L, is a peacekeeping unit, tasked with policing the world.
The rest of your database is classified.
>>682766420
tsuzu. how's it going with you?
>>682766205
Wh-what are you talking about...
>>682766420
Who are you?
trips and i an hero on stream
>>682766371
Not much, woke not not too long ago but its already 1pm.
>>682766383
Its funny cuz we keep having this coincidences, I woke up like 10 mins before you came here. Im doing fine and had a decent night of sleep, what about you?
>>682766420
Not Fubuki.
>>682766447
Fine but with tons of stuff to do and its already late, what about you?
>>682765933
Hey Homura how are you and your legs doing?
>>682766420
>best tights in sights
how are you doing how is it going?
I'm on that new bread guys
