Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Lying in bed, trying to sleep.
I meant Ive worked my birthday for the last 4 years. In my whole working life Ive had 1 birthday off.
Im talking bout those bongos.
Now you're just giving them what they think we are
Hello! And welcome back!
Hanging on here. About to sleep.
good to hear you got some good sleep, it's funny how that is lol, our body clocks must be synched together lol, im doin pretty bad, i think sleep is where all my energy comes from.....
>tasked with policing the world.
>The rest of your database is classified.
Exquisite. I love it. Thank you.
I really like that and don't know why
Which one do you want to know first? Me or my legs?
Oh I see, not really a good idea to browse 4chin while trying to sleep yada yada. How was your day?
>body clocks must be synched together
I don't think thats the only thing we have synched, but thats pretty cool!
>i think sleep is where all my energy comes from.....
Not sure what you meant from this but I guess its because you should be getting part of it from food... either way
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ Kagami take my energy ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
I would say I'm okay and nothing is happening, but since it really seems to be pissing particular people off I'm gonna tell you to check out my sad, sad story that happened this morning
It's really more about how you guys supported me but that's now beside the point
Hey guys, get your (You) and read my sad story because it really seems to tick off some people
I'm super sleepy but doing really well, Kagami.
How about you?
I don't have enough pictures yet.
Hi Yume-chan. Sleepy but good.
hahahaha, w-what is else is??
i just feel horrible right now, you're right, that's prolly why i feel especially bad lol
is this the part with the spirit bomb??
I couldn't do it last night... I was so tired. I had like 4 hours of sleep and I didn't get home until like 11pm. I was so dead by then degeso.
A-are you trying to bring up something lewd...?
Hahaha omg I love that video so much
Don't hurt yourself too much love
Nice pun, squiddie.
Sleep is the body resting and recharging.
You get a good one. Not too sure I know how mine is.
Knowing me Ill pass out then wake up at 6 am.
What up Chen
No. There is a pair of bongos on you. Why else would I use those words?
Allies identified in this thread:
Yowler Undersea Mech Entity - Y.U.M.E
Attack Kamikaze International Knockout Offense - A.K.I.K.O
Homeguard Octuplex Multi Uniformal Reaction Access - H.O.M.U.R.A
Rally Obstruction Retaliation Yielder - R.O.R.Y
Negatory Active Nuke Operator - N.A.N.O
Unidentified units detected
Hostile detected in this thread:
Kongou Class Fast Battleship
I'm not wearing these stockings for show.
>self harm over 9000
Hey, I haven't seen you in a while, though I have been out a bit so I might have missed you. How are you?
I'm doing pretty fine, actually. Also, nice trips.
You're understimating my skills, once again.
Yea... but since you're Kagami and if everyone on /waifu/ gives you their energy something much stronger than a SB would come out.
tired...and horrible lol, but ill be good, you got any plans today???
even stronger than a spirit bomb??? b-but how?
>ssj kagami kek
Oh no don't do it
>not the stockings
hey crispy one
>best waifu legs
I wish you a pleasant day
With the power of all /waifu/ wizardry together.
Oh snap, my bad.
It's okay. You're here now.
>Hostile detected in this thread:
>Kongou Class Fast Battleship
Is she flatter than normal in that picture?
>yes, I notice it immediately
I'll have to sleep in a few hours.
But beyond that just talking to people, I guess.
They break all the time anyways.
oh god!!!! ahahahah, what the.....w-where did you find that????
at least it's a great place to always be!
I do not have bongos on me =~=
WHY AM I AN ENEMY, DESS?? Snap out of it!!
You really shouldn't do that u_u
Too long for me but from what I read, I wish the best of luck.
awww....well i hope you sleep better this time!!
oh no.... lol, i-i can't.....
For unknown reasons, it is listed as my top directive. I cannot ignore it, and is given a Class-1 priority.
the order has been given. Kongou must be sunk.
>forever and ever
Legs or me? Which one do you want to know about first?
Do you like it flat like that or no?Its fan art so correct proportions aren't to be expected, still pretty good.
5 seconds through google... found another one that is really good but it was only Konata.
Plebs not making fan art for the best grill.
Nice that you liked it... do I get a reward?
just playing some lolo.
>mfw hats won't notice me
Maybe someone forgot to punish me or something...
Im pretty sure that was me, but I do like your scars.
Ah, I'm just pointing it out on the off chance butthurt anon is still here
So what did you do today?
You don't look like Tsuyu in this pic
I must be getting tired
That's more like it
Hey Froggo do you have that pic where you look a lot like >>682768362?
Welcome to the thread
I imagined that I'd be assigned to something related to reconnaissance - but nothing as grand or as righteous as this.
I'm sure that Hanako would be pleased to remind you of your function.
damn....i-i never found that pic lol, it's crazy how unpopular kagami is compared to the rest of the LS characters....
Nice dubs. I just left random though. I should have at least said something.
Then maybe I should have a talk with whoever is handing out orders.. but I can't sink just yet. I have an admiral to impress.
See? As Homu says it's her fault not mine..
I dont ever remember looking like a piece of bacon..
Give it a kick. Force blood back into it.
Just as Ive been saying up top. Trying to sleep. No time for gaming today with my niece demanding my attention for most of my time off.
Or you could be selfish and defend those who you see fit. I get the feeling that mine isnt as grand as yours though.
imagine that big ass
also those tits
You can and you will.
>whatever you were talking about
I classify your top directive as
Oh, yeah, I did, I just went by the (Jew)s mostly.
>inb4 the rope
Not a question of fault but one of responsibility.
But sure.. I guess I can have Homura punish me instead..
i like it that way though....somtimes being upopular is best!!
>wake me up inside....
Annoying because I think Kagami and her sister are the best looking characters, but maybe thats because I like purple hair. I only watched the first 10 minutes of first episode to check quality of my download, can't judge their personalities yet.
As an hipster, unpopularity = awesomeness and flavour.
Nothing good comes out of assigning blame. But im just quoting someone im the last person who should say this.
I should crop 20 versions of this slowly zooming on the rope. And don't tell me you don't like it.
But you're poplar.
>can't wake up
you need to take proper care of them!
Haha weniger wichsen dann läuft das wieder
You your legs are attatched to you so they won't run away
also legs can't talk
kek that's mean
No I mean where she's wearing that school uniform that's almost identical
It was a bitch finding lots of art about her though, had to skim the anime for good screenshots
>tfw can't wake up
Close, but no cigar
If you say so, babe
sorry bro i got the claim
here have some soaked tits
But I can be feeling good while my legs aren't, I have blood circulation problems IRL and that happens a lot. But yeah im fine! What about you?
Its harder to find pics but more rewarding when you do so.
that pic just scared me is all, i-i didn't know something like that existed....
i think they are too, but i have the purple hair thing too lol
d-do you think so?
yeah....most of my pics are screenshots, and the occasional art pic
Already got the cigar.
And no, not that I know of.
N-No! I can do it myself! I am your superior after all dess...
Hey I'm in a tight spot here dess... >~<
Had to drive some drunk friends around. We went to the beach. They said some feelsy stuff. And work of course degeso.
You're good. Thanks for the gif!
I would love to stay and chat longer, but I have to get some sleep. Take care and see you later.
Take care and see you all later friends.
Very funny. Veeeery funny. Veaarghllblaargh
>this pats the Chen
How are you doing? I hope Yume didn't bully you again..?!
Datgif. Yea you're super poplar... you might not like it but its a good sign!
Im all about accidentaly leading people into tight spots, sorry. >-<
I thought you enjoyed a little strangling.
>select all recreational vehicles
>clicks on bodies of water
that sounds fuckin nasty
quite good playing a bit DA:I
Have fun at work
Its hard to find anything Rory that isnt just a variation on what I have already.
Aye that be true
And even Lucky Star has double the amount of episodes OniAi has. There is no love for my waifu out there
Ah nevermind then it was only to check if my bad joke was somehow valid. Hope your day is going well
I hope they didn't throw up in your car. Did you get compensation?
i... i guess everyone wants to be poplar lol, im not sure if i don't like
>water is a vehicle???
You are registered as a mech unit.
>Kongou in the bath.
Oh. Oh geez. Uh... right. I'll attack you some other time. When you're properly dressed. Uh, yeah. I'll... just wait outside.
It's important to show your dog who's the boss.
That's because you choke people out cold.
Unconscious people don't complain.
Ok take care!
Oh no... I didn't see the time... its nearly 5:40 and I have school tomorrow.
No, I didn't paid attention anymore.
*plays with your hand*
it's a shame, she seems cute, twice the episodes?? sheesh...i thought lucky star was short...
>still haven't gotten that second season.....
anyways....i gotta go to work....let's see how long i can stay awake, bye everyone!
Just a bit, most days that go by I don't suffer at all from it but randomly my legs will hurt a lot and the only way to stop it is to lay down and keep the legs raised.
Altho its genetic and will get worse with age.
It is :|
I want to be recognized and at same time don't want to be poplar. Water is a vehicle if you're Michael Phelps or something.
What time do you have to get up? If it's less than 3 don't bother going to sleep, it'll only make you feel more tired
12 episodes with no new in the making and only 2 volumes manga. Apparently the sales weren't very good
It's okay... guess I have to think quick...
How sweet of you... could it be you're scared to fight? Don't worry I won't tell anyone~
I agree. Very important.
Guys I wanna be loved and accepted by all.
Gimme some good advice that'll get me swimming in waifus
You didn't complain about waking up in a fun dungeon either.
>guess I have to think quick...
Good luck with that, its not one of my strengths, at least in social situations.
Not my car. My friends car. They didn't overdrink, I took care of them. I'm not a horrible friend.
Oh don't worry! I don't have class until 2 in the afternoon.
What a cute little kitty-person-magic-...thing? you are Chen!
*plays with the Chen*
But don't bite too hard.
That's because you didn't molest me for some reason.
Not enough Stockholm-syndrome.
The Rally Obstruction Retaliation Yielder (R.O.R.Y) unit is also a peacekeeping unit like V.I.G.I.L. However, unlike V.I.G.I.L, you specialise more in the areas of riot control, security surveillance and small-scale terror attacks.
I am a unit specialized in dispatching targets in the dead of the night. I am NOT afraid of a battleship like you.
I merely want to have the fight without "distractions". Decency's a virtue, y'know.
>step 1: be a frog
>step 2: ???
>step 3: profit
You should still try to get some sleep. Take some advice from a sleep deprived programmer and respect your circadian cycle
The art in this picture i horrendous. I am no where near that fat.
Heh meanwhile that's my specialty!
Sounds like excuses to me Dess..
Cutest smile waifu
You're awesome <3
Have you no shame?
But all I know is the name. No designations or purpose.
Last time I had to think quick someone hit a dog outside our house. Not sure what happened after but I gave up a jacket and an afternoon to help that dog.
Get a nap, try to set it for 4-5 hours.
So swift response and striking. Well, that makes sense.
Hey man, I'm just going to listen to >>682770276 and just sleep. That was unnecessary dude.
*bites sofltly* okay
how are you doinggg?
are you having fun with your niece? how old is she?
No telling what could happen if the dog got the better of you.
Its not in my heart to molest you as much as you wanted to.
>im drama queen and I find this triggerable
Kongou the social butterfly!
I swear, stuff like that happens way too many tmes for people around me.
I hope the doggie got better.
I can get dressed very easily if it means you must fight me.. I don't wish to fight however..
That won't happen so I don't need to think about that.
Heh that's me! :)
I'll always have a smile in stock for Froggo
Sorry. Order from the higher ups.
Oh! You're dressed! Great!
MACROSS MISSILE MASSACRE, ACTIVATED
Awh, sweet as a peach <3
Is it fun to be you?
Don't tell him that or he will bite himself.
I fucked up :(
>Cracks my neck and waves my hand
Yeah yeah missle whatever, how are you doing today??
Very very much so.
Im sure you can fix it... with that tongue of yours there must be a way to stop him from biting himself.
Sorry once again for taking that fun off you for a while.
Promotion from the higher ups to Bronze II, not too bad.
WAIT A MINUTE WHY ARE WE SOCIALIZING
Together we'll keep the population safe, from hostile forces and from themselves.
You've never taken it from me :)
>Slaps you on the back and gives you a thumbs up
Im not entirely convinced but I hope you're not lying.
>Being congratulated by the enemy
>Looks at weapon hands confusedly
Uh... what? Why? What the hell?! This doesn't make sense!
I'M SUPPOSED TO BE KILLING YOU!
>so confusingly conflcted
I wouldn't lie to you n_n
Why would you want to do that dess? I like being your friend n_n that's just hurt our friendship..
SPEAKING OF SHIPS
This one is headed to bed :) goodnight lovelies
DOES. NOT. WORK LIKE THAT!
Emergency System Shutdown
Core Processor overloaded
Returning to base immediately.
I was distracted by urgent affairs.
Sleepy but doing pretty well still!
Too late, I am kill
I was out for a second, having trouble with these codes
Did you see the cute TenTen wallpaper?
Tenacious Entity Negating Reconnaissance Yonder Underneath Unit (T.E.N.R.Y.U.U) detected.
I'll be out for a few hours trying to figure this out
T-thanks. I like owls, and moons, and petals, and golden eyes.
Will have to leave soon, though! I'll come by again tomorrow.
*pats the Chen some more*
I'm proud of you playing so nicely with all those cruel bullies around.
I just remembered about the Homura pic?!!!
Was she more flat???!! I have to know.
where is your waifu?
smug as always i see
Oh, I just missed it.
I kinda like it..
It was just fan art but yes she was less flat in that pic. Did you like it like that?
Best mage claimed~
Woken up by my radio edition
What's up /waifu/?
Okay. Take care and have fun.
Expect me to change anytime soon?
It's doing good since I also woke up
I was enjoying my sleep before some asshat called the wrong number and gave me an heart attack with my radio lol. At least you're good~
Ur. Mean :(
Woke up by barking dogs lol
Nothing but this get
you mean this get?
>pic mfw i don't get the get
not much just chilling right now