Waifu claiming thread.
>Circlejerk Edition!
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>be underaged
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>avoid bans
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Homura claimed
Kongou claimed~
>>682766260
Lying in bed, trying to sleep.
>>682766447
I meant Ive worked my birthday for the last 4 years. In my whole working life Ive had 1 birthday off.
>>682766566
Im talking bout those bongos.
>>682766762
Now you're just giving them what they think we are
Rory-sama claimed.
Mei claimed
Claimed.
>>682766461
Hello! And welcome back!
>>682766587
Hanging on here. About to sleep.
Clammed degeso
>>682766762
homu thread!!
>>682766587
good to hear you got some good sleep, it's funny how that is lol, our body clocks must be synched together lol, im doin pretty bad, i think sleep is where all my energy comes from.....
>>682766514
>tasked with policing the world.
>The rest of your database is classified.
Exquisite. I love it. Thank you.
>>682766883
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkBiq8ByS9Q
I really like that and don't know why
>claiming yume
>>682766659
Which one do you want to know first? Me or my legs?
>>682766908
Oh I see, not really a good idea to browse 4chin while trying to sleep yada yada. How was your day?
>>682766949
>body clocks must be synched together
I don't think thats the only thing we have synched, but thats pretty cool!
>i think sleep is where all my energy comes from.....
Not sure what you meant from this but I guess its because you should be getting part of it from food... either way
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ Kagami take my energy ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
Akiko claimed
>>682766949
I would say I'm okay and nothing is happening, but since it really seems to be pissing particular people off I'm gonna tell you to check out my sad, sad story that happened this morning
It's really more about how you guys supported me but that's now beside the point
>>682766927
Heya
>>682766883
>>682766908
>>682766910
>>682766913
>>682766927
>>682766949
>>682766987
>>682767031
>>682767132
Hey guys, get your (You) and read my sad story because it really seems to tick off some people
>pic related
>Akiko
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eD7u9caifzM
>>682766910
Fuck off Mei.
>>682766550
I'm super sleepy but doing really well, Kagami.
How about you?
>>682766566
Emo Fubuki
>>682766587
I don't have enough pictures yet.
>>682766659
Hi Yume-chan. Sleepy but good.
>>682767132
hahahaha, w-what is else is??
i just feel horrible right now, you're right, that's prolly why i feel especially bad lol
is this the part with the spirit bomb??
>>682766913
I couldn't do it last night... I was so tired. I had like 4 hours of sleep and I didn't get home until like 11pm. I was so dead by then degeso.
>>682767146
Yo!
>>682766908
A-are you trying to bring up something lewd...?
>>682767031
Hahaha omg I love that video so much
>>682767256
Don't hurt yourself too much love
Claiming Seaport Hime.
>>682766927
Nice pun, squiddie.
>>682766949
Sleep is the body resting and recharging.
>>682766987
You get a good one. Not too sure I know how mine is.
>>682767031
https://youtu.be/k50iIzzo0EY
>>682767132
Knowing me Ill pass out then wake up at 6 am.
>>682767254
What up Chen
https://youtu.be/ZLV2-ewrIdk
>>682767392
No. There is a pair of bongos on you. Why else would I use those words?
>>682766762
>>682766908
>>682766913
>>682766987
>>682767031
>>682767146
Allies identified in this thread:
Yowler Undersea Mech Entity - Y.U.M.E
Attack Kamikaze International Knockout Offense - A.K.I.K.O
Homeguard Octuplex Multi Uniformal Reaction Access - H.O.M.U.R.A
Rally Obstruction Retaliation Yielder - R.O.R.Y
Negatory Active Nuke Operator - N.A.N.O
>>682766910
>>682766927
>>682766949
>>682767254
>>682767256
>>682767314
>>682767335
>>682767457
Unidentified units detected
>>682766883
>>682767392
Hostile detected in this thread:
Kongou Class Fast Battleship
>>682767392
I'm not wearing these stockings for show.
>self harm over 9000
>>682767489
Rory.
>>682767457
Hey, I haven't seen you in a while, though I have been out a bit so I might have missed you. How are you?
>>682767555
I'm doing pretty fine, actually. Also, nice trips.
Here
>>682767256
You're understimating my skills, once again.
>>682767314
Yea... but since you're Kagami and if everyone on /waifu/ gives you their energy something much stronger than a SB would come out.
sachi claim
>>682767256
tired...and horrible lol, but ill be good, you got any plans today???
>>682767672
even stronger than a spirit bomb??? b-but how?
>ssj kagami kek
>>682767540
Oh no don't do it
>not the stockings
>>682767494
hey crispy one
>>682767489
>best waifu legs
>>682767645
I wish you a pleasant day
>>682767844
With the power of all /waifu/ wizardry together.
>always here
>>682766908
Oh snap, my bad.
>>682767335
It's okay. You're here now.
>>682767494
>Hostile detected in this thread:
>Kongou Class Fast Battleship
u wot
>>682767672
Is she flatter than normal in that picture?
>yes, I notice it immediately
>>682767745
I'll have to sleep in a few hours.
But beyond that just talking to people, I guess.
>>682767867
They break all the time anyways.
>>682767998
oh god!!!! ahahahah, what the.....w-where did you find that????
>>682768018
at least it's a great place to always be!
>>682767489
I do not have bongos on me =~=
>>682767494
WHY AM I AN ENEMY, DESS?? Snap out of it!!
>>682767540
You really shouldn't do that u_u
>>682767998
Saved so hard my HDD went meeeep.
>>682767241
Too long for me but from what I read, I wish the best of luck.
>>682768103
It is.
Tenryuu claimed
My right foot is dead
>>682768102
awww....well i hope you sleep better this time!!
>>682768172
oh no.... lol, i-i can't.....
>>682768257
Forgot pic, my bad.
>>682768259
shoulda taken it out and put your left foot in
>>682768102
>>682768151
For unknown reasons, it is listed as my top directive. I cannot ignore it, and is given a Class-1 priority.
the order has been given. Kongou must be sunk.
>>682768018
>forever and ever
>>682767867
Legs or me? Which one do you want to know about first?
>>682768102
Do you like it flat like that or no?Its fan art so correct proportions aren't to be expected, still pretty good.
>>682768103
5 seconds through google... found another one that is really good but it was only Konata.
Plebs not making fan art for the best grill.
>>682768172
Nice that you liked it... do I get a reward?
>>682767489
sup dude
just playing some lolo.
>>682768102
>mfw hats won't notice me
whats up guys?
>shiinarino claimerino
>>682768151
Maybe someone forgot to punish me or something...
>>682766762
centaura claimed
>>682768398
Im pretty sure that was me, but I do like your scars.
>>682768432
I wanna fuck it
>>682768185
Ah, I'm just pointing it out on the off chance butthurt anon is still here
So what did you do today?
>>682767494
You don't look like Tsuyu in this pic
I must be getting tired
>>682768259
rip
>>682768306
That's more like it
Hey Froggo do you have that pic where you look a lot like >>682768362?
>>682768432
Another MonMusu
Welcome to the thread
>>682767489
I imagined that I'd be assigned to something related to reconnaissance - but nothing as grand or as righteous as this.
I'm sure that Hanako would be pleased to remind you of your function.
>>682768364
damn....i-i never found that pic lol, it's crazy how unpopular kagami is compared to the rest of the LS characters....
>>682767489
Thanks!
>>682768044
Nice dubs. I just left random though. I should have at least said something.
>>682768362
Then maybe I should have a talk with whoever is handing out orders.. but I can't sink just yet. I have an admiral to impress.
>>682768398
See? As Homu says it's her fault not mine..
>>682768542
>unpopular waifu
Tell me about it
>>682768490
I dont ever remember looking like a piece of bacon..
>>682768259
Give it a kick. Force blood back into it.
>>682768386
Just as Ive been saying up top. Trying to sleep. No time for gaming today with my niece demanding my attention for most of my time off.
>>682768306
Dat froggy
>>682768530
Or you could be selfish and defend those who you see fit. I get the feeling that mine isnt as grand as yours though.
>>682768641
Oooh, burn?
>>682768481
imagine that big ass
also those tits
>>682768307
You can and you will.
>whatever you were talking about
>>682768362
I classify your top directive as
>rude
>>682768386
Oh, yeah, I did, I just went by the (Jew)s mostly.
Hello Chen-chan!
>>682768479
>inb4 the rope
>>682768631
Not a question of fault but one of responsibility.
But sure.. I guess I can have Homura punish me instead..
>>682768638
i like it that way though....somtimes being upopular is best!!
>>682768720
>wake me up inside....
>>682768709
>Burn?
>Literally
>>682768720
Can I ride her
>>682768542
Annoying because I think Kagami and her sister are the best looking characters, but maybe thats because I like purple hair. I only watched the first 10 minutes of first episode to check quality of my download, can't judge their personalities yet.
>>682768638
As an hipster, unpopularity = awesomeness and flavour.
>>682768631
Nothing good comes out of assigning blame. But im just quoting someone im the last person who should say this.
>>682768815
Dat wordplay
>>682768803
RIP Kagami
>>682768793
I should crop 20 versions of this slowly zooming on the rope. And don't tell me you don't like it.
>>682768803
But you're poplar.
>can't wake up
>>682768102
you need to take proper care of them!
>>682768259
Haha weniger wichsen dann läuft das wieder
>>682768364
You your legs are attatched to you so they won't run away
also legs can't talk
>>682768641
kek that's mean
No I mean where she's wearing that school uniform that's almost identical
>>682768803
word
It was a bitch finding lots of art about her though, had to skim the anime for good screenshots
>tfw can't wake up
>>682768815
Close, but no cigar
>>682768885
If you say so, babe
>>682768897
<3
>>682768793
Hello hats! <3
>>682768858
sorry bro i got the claim
here have some soaked tits
>>682769007
But I can be feeling good while my legs aren't, I have blood circulation problems IRL and that happens a lot. But yeah im fine! What about you?
>>682769023
Its harder to find pics but more rewarding when you do so.
>>682768793
that pic just scared me is all, i-i didn't know something like that existed....
>>682768885
i think they are too, but i have the purple hair thing too lol
>>682768967
d-do you think so?
>>682769023
yeah....most of my pics are screenshots, and the occasional art pic
>>682769023
Already got the cigar.
And no, not that I know of.
>>682768793
N-No! I can do it myself! I am your superior after all dess...
>>682768885
Hey I'm in a tight spot here dess... >~<
>>682768490
Had to drive some drunk friends around. We went to the beach. They said some feelsy stuff. And work of course degeso.
>>682769068
>fucks the horse
>>682768559
You're good. Thanks for the gif!
I would love to stay and chat longer, but I have to get some sleep. Take care and see you later.
Take care and see you all later friends.
>>682768967
Very funny. Veeeery funny. Veaarghllblaargh
>>682769007
No.
>>682769055
>this pats the Chen
How are you doing? I hope Yume didn't bully you again..?!
>>682769187
Datgif. Yea you're super poplar... you might not like it but its a good sign!
>>682769192
Im all about accidentaly leading people into tight spots, sorry. >-<
>>682769342
I thought you enjoyed a little strangling.
>select all recreational vehicles
>clicks on bodies of water
>>682769162
that sounds fuckin nasty
quite good playing a bit DA:I
>>682769068
way 2lewd
>>682769246
Have fun at work
>>682769023
Its hard to find anything Rory that isnt just a variation on what I have already.
>>682769464
>accidentally
>>682769527
Nice spinning.
>>682769162
Aye that be true
>>682769187
And even Lucky Star has double the amount of episodes OniAi has. There is no love for my waifu out there
>>682769189
Ah nevermind then it was only to check if my bad joke was somehow valid. Hope your day is going well
>>682769225
I hope they didn't throw up in your car. Did you get compensation?
>>682769464
i... i guess everyone wants to be poplar lol, im not sure if i don't like
>water is a vehicle???
>>682768709
I'm sorry?
You are registered as a mech unit.
>>682769192
>Kongou in the bath.
Oh. Oh geez. Uh... right. I'll attack you some other time. When you're properly dressed. Uh, yeah. I'll... just wait outside.
>>682769192
It's important to show your dog who's the boss.
>>682769464
That's because you choke people out cold.
Unconscious people don't complain.
>>682769246
Ok take care!
Oh no... I didn't see the time... its nearly 5:40 and I have school tomorrow.
>>682769342
No, I didn't paid attention anymore.
*plays with your hand*
>>682769636
it's a shame, she seems cute, twice the episodes?? sheesh...i thought lucky star was short...
>still haven't gotten that second season.....
anyways....i gotta go to work....let's see how long i can stay awake, bye everyone!
Claim
>>682769527
Just a bit, most days that go by I don't suffer at all from it but randomly my legs will hurt a lot and the only way to stop it is to lay down and keep the legs raised.
Altho its genetic and will get worse with age.
>>682769630
It is :|
>>682769654
I want to be recognized and at same time don't want to be poplar. Water is a vehicle if you're Michael Phelps or something.
>>682769681
Hey Adolf-senpai
Welcome back
>>682769760
What time do you have to get up? If it's less than 3 don't bother going to sleep, it'll only make you feel more tired
>>682769862
12 episodes with no new in the making and only 2 volumes manga. Apparently the sales weren't very good
Bye Kagami
>>682769464
It's okay... guess I have to think quick...
>>682769660
How sweet of you... could it be you're scared to fight? Don't worry I won't tell anyone~
>>682769743
I agree. Very important.
Guys I wanna be loved and accepted by all.
Gimme some good advice that'll get me swimming in waifus
>>682769681
>>682769743
You didn't complain about waking up in a fun dungeon either.
>>682769972
>guess I have to think quick...
Good luck with that, its not one of my strengths, at least in social situations.
>>682769636
Not my car. My friends car. They didn't overdrink, I took care of them. I'm not a horrible friend.
>>682769971
Oh don't worry! I don't have class until 2 in the afternoon.
>>682769855
What a cute little kitty-person-magic-...thing? you are Chen!
*plays with the Chen*
But don't bite too hard.
>>682770110
That's because you didn't molest me for some reason.
Not enough Stockholm-syndrome.
>>682768709
The Rally Obstruction Retaliation Yielder (R.O.R.Y) unit is also a peacekeeping unit like V.I.G.I.L. However, unlike V.I.G.I.L, you specialise more in the areas of riot control, security surveillance and small-scale terror attacks.
>>682769972
What.
I am a unit specialized in dispatching targets in the dead of the night. I am NOT afraid of a battleship like you.
I merely want to have the fight without "distractions". Decency's a virtue, y'know.
>>682770005
>step 1: be a frog
>step 2: ???
>step 3: profit
>>682770143
You should still try to get some sleep. Take some advice from a sleep deprived programmer and respect your circadian cycle
>>682770189
>
>>682770143
>>682770189
The art in this picture i horrendous. I am no where near that fat.
>>682770110
Heh meanwhile that's my specialty!
>>682770271
Sounds like excuses to me Dess..
>>682770276
Cutest smile waifu
You're awesome <3
>>682770351
Have you no shame?
>>682769657
But all I know is the name. No designations or purpose.
>>682769907
>i bet
>>682770110
Last time I had to think quick someone hit a dog outside our house. Not sure what happened after but I gave up a jacket and an afternoon to help that dog.
>>682770143
Get a nap, try to set it for 4-5 hours.
>>682770271
So swift response and striking. Well, that makes sense.
>>682770288
Hey man, I'm just going to listen to >>682770276 and just sleep. That was unnecessary dude.
>>682770263
*bites sofltly* okay
how are you doinggg?
>>682770448
are you having fun with your niece? how old is she?
>>682769972
No telling what could happen if the dog got the better of you.
>>682770263
Its not in my heart to molest you as much as you wanted to.
>im drama queen and I find this triggerable
>>682770351
Kongou the social butterfly!
>>682770448
I swear, stuff like that happens way too many tmes for people around me.
I hope the doggie got better.
>>682770428
I can get dressed very easily if it means you must fight me.. I don't wish to fight however..
>>682770644
That won't happen so I don't need to think about that.
>>682770681
Heh that's me! :)
>>682770422
I'll always have a smile in stock for Froggo
>>682770638
Night
ayy Dokuro claimed :
>>682770755
Sorry. Order from the higher ups.
Oh! You're dressed! Great!
MACROSS MISSILE MASSACRE, ACTIVATED
>>682770638
>>682770800
Awh, sweet as a peach <3
>>682770755
Is it fun to be you?
>>682771110
Don't tell him that or he will bite himself.
>>682771201
Oh shit
I fucked up :(
>>682770977
>Cracks my neck and waves my hand
Yeah yeah missle whatever, how are you doing today??
>>682771201
Very very much so.
>>682771259
Im sure you can fix it... with that tongue of yours there must be a way to stop him from biting himself.
>>682771331
Sorry once again for taking that fun off you for a while.
>>682771331
Promotion from the higher ups to Bronze II, not too bad.
WAIT A MINUTE WHY ARE WE SOCIALIZING
>>682771492
Oh my.
>>682770448
Together we'll keep the population safe, from hostile forces and from themselves.
>>682771492
You've never taken it from me :)
>>682771589
>Slaps you on the back and gives you a thumbs up
Congratulations!
>>682771900
Im not entirely convinced but I hope you're not lying.
>>682771900
>Being congratulated by the enemy
>Looks at weapon hands confusedly
Uh... what? Why? What the hell?! This doesn't make sense!
I'M SUPPOSED TO BE KILLING YOU!
>so confusingly conflcted
>>682772069
I wouldn't lie to you n_n
>>682772162
Why would you want to do that dess? I like being your friend n_n that's just hurt our friendship..
SPEAKING OF SHIPS
This one is headed to bed :) goodnight lovelies
>>682772548
DOES. NOT. WORK LIKE THAT!
-ERROR-
-ERROR-
Emergency System Shutdown
Core Processor overloaded
Returning to base immediately.
>>682770639
I was distracted by urgent affairs.
Sleepy but doing pretty well still!
Bastion is OP too....
>camp on the objective
>>682771259
>>682771492
Too late, I am kill
I was out for a second, having trouble with these codes
>>682773284
Did you see the cute TenTen wallpaper?
- Tsuzu
>>682773284
Tenacious Entity Negating Reconnaissance Yonder Underneath Unit (T.E.N.R.Y.U.U) detected.
Madoka claimed
I'll be out for a few hours trying to figure this out
Peace
>>682775031
cya
>>682775154
what about my waifu
>>682775278
Utter trash
>>682774366
cute
>>682775031
Take care!
>>682775603
T-thanks. I like owls, and moons, and petals, and golden eyes.
>>682773071
Okay, I'm glad for you
Shinoa claimed. Morning to all
>>682776401
fuck off fag
>>682776388
Will have to leave soon, though! I'll come by again tomorrow.
*pats the Chen some more*
I'm proud of you playing so nicely with all those cruel bullies around.
>>682776154
I just remembered about the Homura pic?!!!
Was she more flat???!! I have to know.
>>682775589
where is your waifu?
>>682776401
smug as always i see
>>682768364
>>682776596
Oh, I just missed it.
I kinda like it..
>>682776596
It was just fan art but yes she was less flat in that pic. Did you like it like that?
Best mage claimed~
Woken up by my radio edition
What's up /waifu/?
>>682776596
Okay. Take care and have fun.
>>682776623
Expect me to change anytime soon?
>>682776776
It's doing good since I also woke up
>>682776839
shut the fuck up
noone wants you here xPPPPP
>>682776839
I was enjoying my sleep before some asshat called the wrong number and gave me an heart attack with my radio lol. At least you're good~
>>682776839
true, so what you up too?
>>682776908
Ur. Mean :(
>>682777084
Woke up by barking dogs lol
>>682777249
Nothing but this get
>>682777608
you mean this get?
>pic mfw i don't get the get
>>682777732
I know that feel. What's up?
>>682777933
thanks
>>682777897
not much just chilling right now
>sachi
new bread?
anyone bakin?
