Waifu claiming thread. >Smug of smug The rules are very
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Waifu claiming thread.
>Smug of smug
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: we are all fags no matter how straight we are
Shinoa claimed
Yandere queen claimed
>>682728354
>still not feeling great
This is gonna be my last post tonight, gonna play some vidya then go to sleep. Goodnight everybody.
Best mage claimed~
Miho claimed
The migraine is real.
>>682727529
Yeah
Also you know im addicted to MGS V TPP
Do you have a FOB yet?
here
>>682728354
>Shizuru get!
>Dubs means more beards.
>Singles does too.
Claiming glorious waifu
probably going to sleep or something
https://youtu.be/iYYRH4apXDo
Shiragami Youko claimed
>Resident Winner
>Superior Waifu
>Pizza whatever blah blah
claimed
Claimed
>>682728645
>semi-lewd panty kick never forget
>there are people in this thread that actually drink soda
>>682727232
Somehow I was able to make that out kek. That does sound fun though, do you need keen attention to detail?
>>682727529
Ok so not that far behind. Switching between the 2 countries will be cool.
>>682727530
I'll have you know I'm a black belt.
>Best idol claimed
I will protect Origa Discordia!
QOTT: IF you had a runner up waifu, who would it be?
>Mine would be Ruby from RWBY
Claiming best girlie!
>>682727530
Ex boxer?
>sorry for reading in on that. It caught my eye.
Any stories?
>>682728592
Good night, Hols.
Hope you get a good amount of rest.
Sleep well.
Aizawa Nagisa claimed.
>>682728583
don't die
>>682728592
Have a fun night moonpie. love you
>>682728626
go to sleep.
>>682728814
i dont think im that fucked up
>>682728754
Right?
>Not just main lining crack
>2016
The hell is wrong with people?
>Shizuru
>>682728779
Lisbeth from SAO
>>682728814
why
Claiming, how are the weebs doin tonight?
>>682728779
Revy Easy, maaaybe Roberta but she's too cray
>>682728779
A noose
>>682728754
i feel like giving you a reply.
>>682728895
oh, then keep drinking.
>>682728980
oh are you not neet?
>>682728779
the best Prosecutor
naturally
>Kurumi
>>682728754
I'm starting to think you don't like anything.
>>682729060
Koko! How ya been mango?
>Nice runner up choice.
>>682728927
these fucking plebs honestly
>>682728779
Celeste from danganronpa
>>682729114
I feel like enjoying that reply
and I did
thank you tismo
>>682729189
I like good wanks friendo
>>682729060
hello koko
>>682729114
I talk to you normally
Milinda claim
>>682728605
Yeah I know. kek
I dont yet. I dont have online on my PS4 yet either... :/
>>682728761
Its actually rather fun, had to change up my playstyle a little in Africa though
>>682728779
Lelei from GATE
>>682728779
>needing a runner-up waifu
>implying I'd need any waifu other than Shiragami
>>682728583
Aww what's wrong?
>>682728592
Night holstaur
>>682728638
Digging it
>>682728761
Not at all! But you do want to get these little bumps out called nubs. You get them after cutting the piece off and they'll make your figure ugly if you don't
>>682728779
Kotori minami from love live or akeno from highs school dxd
>>682729060
The weebs are doing quite fine. How about you, weeb?
>>682729060
Just posting my Queen
Only time you need another waifu is for shit posting.
>>682728779
I'd probably steal Shiragami from
well
Shiragami
>>682729356
Hey, not implying you need one. If you had one, let it be know holmes. :D
>>682728749
Never 5get
>moka>>682728779
If i had to i would pick Hestia-sama
>>682729060
Ayy nigga u watchin that clannad yet
>>682729356
Real talk though,
yeah I'd probably do the same with Aizawa
>>682729437
>>682728761
Come at me, bro
>>682728779
>QOTT: IF you had a runner up waifu, who would it be?
Same as yours
>Any stories?
Basically, I started 3 years ago because "Why not". Before I knew it, I started really getting into it and going to amateurs matches and stuff. Had a few losses and a few wins. Had a blast~
Then my boxing club became a glorified gym for middle-aged ladie, so I stopped...
>>682729598
we lewd now
>>682729214
Hey smarty! Hows it goin?
>mango
How does that nickname work? haha
>>682729321
Heya! hows it goin?
>>682729330
Sup mang!
>>682729403
I see, weebs are always great haha, im doing good, how was your day?
>>682729422
and she would be?
>>682729429
tru
>Karen
>>682729663
>ladies
>Megumin
>>682729429
hello space cowboy.
you enjoying the cancer?
>>682729616
lewd swinger party activate
>>682729330
You will get it soon it will come up as a side op.
>>682729732
Origa Discordia, best to not look at the source material....
>>682728354
you sicken me with your delusional ideas that something like pixels and code and some dudes imagination can be claimed by losers. I mean, what is the point of this? there is less of a point to this than that of human existence. you're billions of years of evolution. start acting like it or die
>sage
:^}
>>682729476
>
>>682729598
No. Stop it. Don't even start with the porn.
>>682729725
This isn't a porn thread.
>>682729771
No.
>>682729663
>Same as yours
Ayy, this guy knows what's fuckin' up.
>glorified gym for middle-age ladie
Damn, that sucks bro. Pretty bad ass though. When I was a kid, I wanted to learn how to kick box. Never got around to it. Watching too much Walker Texas Ranger yo.
>>682729598
I am! Just started it today, on ep. 5, I got a bad feeling haha
>>682729663
You do boxing? I've always wanted to try it, do you recommend?
>>682729732
it goes
>>682729908
He started it.
>>682729772
>>682729725
NO LEWDS
>>682729732
Eyyy not much fam. You?
>>682729734
Damn dude...
>>682729812
I will keep my eyes open for it. I might play tomorrow
>>682729908
Hey friend. Whats new?
>>682729732
>Mang-O.
Kinda like the "Mang". Just with O.
Pretty well. Gearing up for bed in about half an hour though. Yourself?
>>682728779
Yukine Chris from Sympohgear.
>>682729060
Hello Koko. what's new?
>Gotta stay up so we can have an actually conversation for once kek.
>>682729330
Huh that'll be interesting.
>>682729403
That doesn't sound to bad, unless a person forgets.
>>682729663
Swing first.
>>682729908
not everyone can be as well put together as yourself.
>>682730179
>
>>682729893
>less of a point than human existence
Nice edge bruh
>>682729725
Forgot to say lewd
>>682729878
Added to my list! Ill check it out. Why do you say not to check the source material?
THEY WIPED ALL MY FUCKING SKINS AND INTROS FROM OVERWATCH
WHY
>>682730147
guillotine?
((((((((((((((((^^^^^^^^^^^^^^:::::::::::
>>682730037
Just got another bottle of that sweet, sweet honey jack plus a pick 6.
I went with a few flavored hard ciders, but always gotta have that belgian white in there.
>>682730147
Where does it go.
>>682730159
I'm going to convince him to jump off a bridge and hope you follow.
>>682730179
Die in a fire. This is not a fucking porn thread.
If you perverts absolutely cannot contain your boners, go make a goddamn waifu porn thread and get banned there.
>>682730213
A couple cells. A gray hair. Renewed frustration, I guess.
>>682730301
I think you mislinked.
>>682730037
I told u your gonna cry
Buts its okay because your gonna feel so good afterwords
>>682730337
STOP IT
>>682730179
Nice.
>>682729663
>Pic, probably.
>>682730449
Fucking right! QQ
>Shizuru
>>682729732
All good. Don't know if I told story yet but onto Monday while taking exam, siri went off saying something about the medulla oblongata out loud. We all turned our heads to see this one bitch cheating. The only one in the back. Professor saw her too
>>682729878
My guess is fap right?
>>682730298
You can't forget since it sticks out like a sore tumb
>>682730037
>You do boxing? I've always wanted to try it, do you recommend?
I did, I stopped this year. And yes, I definitely recommend it~ Go before the middle-aged ladies get there kek
>>682730032
Go for it man! There's probably less old ladies in a kickboxing club because of weak knees lol
>>682730298
>Swing first.
Only to get thrown on the ground and then get myself into an arm-lock? No thank you
>>682730489
no you're exactly what we need.
>>682730494
>can't fight the lewd
>semi-lewd pantykick never forget
>>682730463
i guess
>>682730489
where it wants to
Akiko claim
New malzahar feels stupidly broken
Vel'koz lazor now actually melts people
Tibbers is no longer a useless sack of shit
new hextech items are super awkward to use
Anyone else checked out new update?
>>682730405
She is from a rape hentai about a Mercenary army that doesn't lose.
oh hey while we're on the topic of fighting sports, hema's really fun and stuff so check it oouuuut
>>682730494
I didn't even post lewd though :)
>>682730817
hesitant?
>>682728354
Ill smug you in a minute
>>682730147
I goes good I hope! How was your day?
>>682730213
Same here fam, how was your day?
>>682730225
Ahhh I see haha, sounds like you got a cozy night! How was your day?
>>682730298
>Chris from Sympohgear
Thats my name! haha, nothin much is new. and you don't gotta stay up for me! You do you booboo :)
>>682730718
Yeah. I heard learning and training for that sorta stuff is good as fuck for your muscles and shit. Am I right?
>>682730736
>>682730885
YOUR TEARING US APART
>>682730489
>filename checked
Yikes.
You're kind of a grump today, ain't you...?
Still, sorry, I suppose.
Either way, how are ya doing?
>>682730837
Wrong link. Sorry
>>682730950
Pretty well. Got some editing done, and worked. Same shit dif day. Yours?
>>682730298
Yeah.
>Warning, lots of open spaces... and snipers...
>>682730489
Sounds fun... kek. At least it seems as if the lewd has slowed down recently.
>>682730834
Not yet... Mostly cause I suck at League... kek
Also hello friend
>>682730950
It was alright. Finally went back to work today
>>682730964
You are! You'll get leaner if you eat well and get some muscles~
>>682731072
I will accept a beard as an apology
>>682730917
Can't wait of I don't fall asleep lol
>>682730892
why wouldnt i be
>>682730950
passed my final i didnt even know was today with a 97
>>682731023
Spike is always grumpy.
>>682731366
>of
Meant if
>>682728779
Runner up would be Severa from FE Awakening.
>>682731006
LISA
>>682730489
I got myself a nice local whiskey, meaning from Tasmania. A bit harsh, but it starts off smooth and tasty.
>>682731366
Oh you'll get it.
>Rory-sama
>>682730720
I think Syndra could help with the organization as well. They have the attitude. Just need to speak up more I say as I look slowly toward you Syndra LIVEN UP I scream too.
>>682730817
Where does it come from?
>>682730885
>I didn't even post lewd.
Good.
>>682730950
DON'T YOU FUCKING IGNORE ME COCKO I SWEAR
>>682731023
I'm knuckling down on the porn. I'm tired of seeing it every time I come here. That is not what this thread is about, nor should it be.
I am otherwise slightly elevated from the norm. About to crack some fresh alcohol.
>>682731224
Good. Keep shaming them and it will return to acceptable levels of very rare to never. This place does not need porn fests.
>>682731416
1v1 me
>>682730489
Heeeellll yeah, but whats a pick 6? and I agree with you on the ciders, those are nice to just sip on
>>682730494
Im not gonna cry, im tellin ya right now. But so far im likin it even though I don't usually watch those types of animu's
>>682730587
Fuuuuuck, I cheated on a thing today, if that shit happened to me i'd an hero haha. What class was it for?
>>682730718
Middle aged ladies take boxing? haha, I never knew. And I just might take it or something like it. I kinda like fighting
>>682730850
So specific! haha, and its not always you get a hentai waifu, at least you get to see yours nekked
>>682730213
I just stole 3 nukes. Today was a good day.
>>682731006
You started it.
>>682730834
Dear Akiko,
>Check filename
Don't worry I won't hold it against you.
But since I play a game every few months were there changes made to my glorious goddamn husbando Heimerdinger
AKA Heimerdonger
>>682731493
Trolls don't count. I expect it from them.
>>682731364
I mean, I'm by no means a pudgy guy. I could use some toning though. Ever since I stopped doing outside work all day, I have gotten.. what's a good word... less lean and more meaty? I dunno what the word is for it.
>>682731383
because there are 2 others that i see more often.
plz use a namtag.
How's life?
>>682731468
you have an attitude reminiscent of older days that i appreciate.
>>682731364
Does this count?
>6 foot robot claimed
>>682731547
Nah fam its okay you can cry
I cried it was glorious
>>682731567
Nou
>>682731468
Hello again, Spike.
I hope your night is going well, but I'm sorry you had to see this thing going on as soon as you arrived.
>>682730587
Yeah now I see what you mean.
>>682730718
Well there goes the plan.
>>682730950
Oh wow kek, same here pretty much. I know but replying once then just passing out makes me feel bad.
>>682731224
Great, finally get to use the sniper more often then.
>>682731123
Editing? on what? And my day was same, just went to school and came home. Didn't know it was my moms birthday today though kek
>>682731224
Oh yeah? and how was that? Somewhat good I hope heh
>>682731383
OOOOHHHH SHIT BOI...fuckin nice dude! What class was it for?
>>682731468
I'd never
>>682731468
>>682731468
I think it's sort of futile to try and control something like porn on /b/, but hey that's alright.
>alcohol
Oooh, what specifically?
Not that I'd know, I tend to stay away from alcohol.
>I just get tired and cry like a bitch when I'm drunk anyway
>>682731656
I believe the word you're looking for is skinnyfat. You're not fat, nor even chubby, and you probably look really good in clothes but the second you take off that shirt it's definitely obvious that you don't do a lot of stuff. I'm saying that because that's exactly what I am currently and I hate it lol
>>682731656
The word you're looking for is toned.
>>682731468
Heres that whiskey Im drinking
>>682731860
Welcome fellow Aussie. I bet you're on the east side.
>>682731928
You seem a bit more chilled today.
>wheres my smug though
>>682732045
I get tired if I drink bourbons. Everything else makes me funny asf and opens me up.
>Rory-sama
>>682731547
I thinks it's funny how I want more art or pictures with her clothes ON.
>>682731547
>Middle aged ladies take boxing
Weird, right? It always amazed me... They should've done some yoga instead kek
>>682731656
Pretty much same.. I got more muscles than ever, but also got more fat lol
>>682731692
No because I already have this pic. I want a new one
>Doesn't matter what kind
>>682731911
I have seen boxers get beaten by mixed martial-artists, always found it funny lol
>>682732191
>dat pic
Is it good?~
>>682731224
Hello there, how long have you been here? You missed my emotional breakdown?
I suck at league too. I barely play it anymore. Realized you can't take it seriously if you want to have fun
>tfw silver scrub
>>682731567
Don't worry, the donger is still as strong if not even stronger than before
I play it maybe once a week or if people invite me which also happens maybe twice a week
I was just checking things out because they released a huge fucking update
>>682731547
Pick your own six pack. Build your own. I call em pick six. Help me decide.
Orange, aplle ginger, the good ol fashioned Blue Moon, Spotted Cow, Guinness Draught or blueberry.
>>682731677
I miss the older days. I originally come from 7chan where the die in a fire, OP here disregard that I suck cocks, and so on were commonplace. I also am a stubborn fuck and give none when it comes to internet.
>>682731901
That's fine, really. A firm "get off my lawn!" should do well. If not, I can always just ignore and hide posts.
How's your eve goin, darlin'?
>>682731929
>
>>682732045
It is not futile. If enough people bitch, it will at the very least withdraw, if not concede.
Practice pace. I used to get shithammered all the time, but I've learned to slow down. Even just 1 beer to relax is nice after a long day.
>>682732191
Tennessee honey, boi. But that's for this weekend.
>>682731928
A friend recently decided he'd start a YT channel based around our group's shenanigans. He didn't know shit about editing videos, so I'm doing it for him while he learns. I'm currently working on his first "official" video. I already made his channel trailer for him and posted it.
>>682731468
does it matter?
>>682731677
name tags are difficult and it goes
>>682731928
the emt one
>>682731886
I don't wanna cry....not me man.....im too manly *preemptively wipes tears*
>>682731911
I feel ya haha, I feel bad if I don't reply enough either
>>682732360
Are you Bebop of /animus/ or not?
>>682732159
I mean, I like to think I look fine out of clothing. At least, that's what the gf tells me. I could def look nicer though.
>>682731461
Oh yeah
>>682731547
You? koko? cheating!? It's for A&P. Harder than in thought and the only thing I had to study for. And math is my weak subject. Not science!
>>682731860
>6ft qt
I thought she was 5'6 holy fuck!
>>682731911
Yup and if you plan on buying a gundam, start off with a 1/144 hg
>>682731468
>Spike
>The hero /Waifu/ needs
Your doing good work friend
>>682731564
>stole 3 nukes
Damn son. That sounds intense
>>682731911
Yeah. Ive been using mine a ton... Its really helpful
>>682731928
It helped me get my mind off things, Honestly, it was much needed
>>682732357
>emotional breakdown
You okay friend? I didnt see that
I was a bronze scrub. Now I just play ARAMs for fun really... kek
>>682732386
Tell me, cotton eyed joe.
>>682732517
No, I am not from /a/. I've only just joined these about 3 weeks ago.
>>682732289
>
>Shizuru
>>682732469
You dont think it will be you but it hits you out of no where and you just cant help it
Its a really good bad feel tho
Fucking shit. Heavy as hell eyes. Sorry jenny anon if you wanted you talk
I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
>>682732616
Its stressful as fuck. But worth it. This makes 12 i have stolen.
>>682732357
>once a week
lies
>>682728354
Best girl claimed! Smuggin with the best!
>I'm fuckin shitfaced edition
>>682732681
Thanks!
>>682732820
Have a good one~
>>682732289
It is, doesnt need any chilling or mixing to be smooth. Then it hits the back of your throat and it hits you. Has nothing on local Scottish brews though, a friend visited Scotland last year and it was as if he died and went to scotch heaven when he raided his grandfathers liquor cabinet.
>>682732681
Top kek
>>682732616
I choose to stay in Bronze so I can laugh at the tards.
>>682732820
Goodnight smugger
>>682732946
Why hello there replacement smugger
>>682728790
Hey there sweetie
>No image because I'm cool
>>682728354
Hinata was my first tv crush back when she was still a loli...
Staying loyal
>Hinata claimed
>>682732946
ayyy
>>682733030
i didn't read the thread
>wtf
>>682732360
So you miss back when everyone was edgy af
god why?
>>682732575
My bf thinks I look fine out of clothing too, maybe I'm just really really self-conscious idk.
>>682732947
Seemed like the best place to put it, really.
(I'll do a better one when i'm up for it)
>>682732946
Hey Asuka. I'm guessing your party went well?
>>682732191
Do you think so? I'm a bit inebriated haha, and thats a nice whiskey!
>heres your smug
>>682732210
I like it, the mystery of it all. Certain clothed pics drive me up the wall!
>>682732289
haha tru, althoug sometimes ladies can be tough. My mom literally threw me too the ground once when I was in between her and the bathroom.
>>682732360
Ah I see, I'd go with all of those, since thats six right there lol
>>682732372
Oh nice! can I see it? and what sort of shenanigans are those? haha
>>682732386
sounds interesting, anything happen today?
>>682732820
goodnight beautiful
>yuuko
>>682733222
Bah. I bet you look fine. I never really have been self conscious. I tend to not give a flying fuckshit what peeps think. :D
>>/a/
>>682732357
>you can't take it seriously if you want to have fun
That's my issue, I think. I'm surrounded by people who want to take it seriously, but I'm just into things for good vibes. Unfortunately, when you're surrounded by people who radiate bad vibes when they've lost, not to mention the amount of time a game takes I never walk away feeling particularly good.
>>682732360
>practice pace
Would if I could, but I'm broke as shit and can't afford alcohol anyway.
Sometimes I save up for a bit and buy a dime bag for use after a particularly rough week, though, because I'm a degenerate.
Eh.
>>682732616
Someone has to be an asshole.. might as well be an asshole.
>>682733155
Aisha Klan Klan. Get on my level, scrub.
>>682733222
I enjoy nostalgia. Not much fresh and enjoyable anything these days.
>>682733299
I started with the orange soda.
Who loves orange soda?
>>682733299
Sure. I'll link you to his channel in steam holmes.
>>682733299
And with that I'm gonna call it a night. See ya guys, and Glory to the Dark elf queen!
>>682733222
>out of clothing
Ill be the judge of that
>>682733299
Is the floor alright?
Seriously tho, moms are some scary ladies
>>682733273
Much appreciated~
>>682733030
Seems really nice~ I do need to get some good whiskey soon, I love them so much
>>682732634
I do not know myself
>>682733299
no. you?
>>682733497
I dunno if I proud or not to know who that is...
>>682733158
ayyy girl! how it do?
>>682733273
fuck yes it went fuckin well i got a goddamned commision and drank 3 whole bottles of wine!
>mfw i'm feelin smug
>>682732360
The honey ones move too quickly for me. I get less of a buzz and it takes me more to appreciate them.
>>682733165
Shinoa just went to bed
>>682733299
Mediocre, but acceptable.
>>682733222
>checked
Too skinny is worse than being a little chubby to be honest. Needs to not look like you'd blow away in a stiff breeze.
>>682733465
Assholes are required. Keeps the rest of us honest.
>Am one of those assholes IRL
>>682732590
Hey, I didn't remember my sin cos and tan ok? haha, What kinda major are you going for? sounds hard lol
>>682732616
I can see that, work can be a good thing when you have shit on your mind haha. I hope all is well
>>682732800
Fuck, I dunno if im ready for the feels man
>>682732820
Goodnight homie! Sleep well :)
>>682732946
Sup fellow kinko
My internet just an hero.
>>682733455
A good bottle of hard liquor will run you between $20-$30, and you can just sip on that and enjoy a nice, calming buzz. Lasts a while, too.
>>682733673
Where does it come from, where does it go? You gotta know, cotton eyed Joe!
>>682733735
If I plan on getting smashed, I go with vodka... fucking vodka.
Fuck
>>682733879
>>682733879
>>682733879
>>682732289
kek, those counters and holds sure are something.
>>682732469
It can't be helped I guess.
>>682732616
Best weapon besides the tranq gun.
>>682732820
Sleep tight Shinoa.
>>682733718
All her enimies shall burn
>>682733765
Yes you are you just have to calm down and continue watching
>>682732885
Damn. Sounds difficult. How does one steal a nuke?
>>682733030
Haha awesome. Im not ranked anymore, I just don't like to play that game competitively. I prefer to just have fun.
>>682733465
Whatever gets the job done friend, just know you have supporters out there.
>>682733765
Thanks friend.
>>682733926
Your right about that
>Milinda
