Waifu claiming thread.
>Smug of smug
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: we are all fags no matter how straight we are
This is gonna be my last post tonight, gonna play some vidya then go to sleep. Goodnight everybody.
The migraine is real.
Also you know im addicted to MGS V TPP
Do you have a FOB yet?
>Dubs means more beards.
>Singles does too.
probably going to sleep or something
Shiragami Youko claimed
>Pizza whatever blah blah
>semi-lewd panty kick never forget
>there are people in this thread that actually drink soda
Somehow I was able to make that out kek. That does sound fun though, do you need keen attention to detail?
Ok so not that far behind. Switching between the 2 countries will be cool.
I'll have you know I'm a black belt.
>Best idol claimed
QOTT: IF you had a runner up waifu, who would it be?
>Mine would be Ruby from RWBY
Claiming best girlie!
>sorry for reading in on that. It caught my eye.
Good night, Hols.
Hope you get a good amount of rest.
Have a fun night moonpie. love you
go to sleep.
i dont think im that fucked up
>Not just main lining crack
The hell is wrong with people?
Claiming, how are the weebs doin tonight?
Revy Easy, maaaybe Roberta but she's too cray
i feel like giving you a reply.
oh, then keep drinking.
oh are you not neet?
the best Prosecutor
I'm starting to think you don't like anything.
Koko! How ya been mango?
>Nice runner up choice.
these fucking plebs honestly
Celeste from danganronpa
I feel like enjoying that reply
and I did
thank you tismo
I like good wanks friendo
I talk to you normally
Yeah I know. kek
I dont yet. I dont have online on my PS4 yet either... :/
Its actually rather fun, had to change up my playstyle a little in Africa though
Lelei from GATE
>needing a runner-up waifu
>implying I'd need any waifu other than Shiragami
Aww what's wrong?
Not at all! But you do want to get these little bumps out called nubs. You get them after cutting the piece off and they'll make your figure ugly if you don't
Kotori minami from love live or akeno from highs school dxd
The weebs are doing quite fine. How about you, weeb?
Only time you need another waifu is for shit posting.
I'd probably steal Shiragami from
Hey, not implying you need one. If you had one, let it be know holmes. :D
If i had to i would pick Hestia-sama
Ayy nigga u watchin that clannad yet
Real talk though,
yeah I'd probably do the same with Aizawa
Come at me, bro
>QOTT: IF you had a runner up waifu, who would it be?
Same as yours
Basically, I started 3 years ago because "Why not". Before I knew it, I started really getting into it and going to amateurs matches and stuff. Had a few losses and a few wins. Had a blast~
Then my boxing club became a glorified gym for middle-aged ladie, so I stopped...
Hey smarty! Hows it goin?
How does that nickname work? haha
Heya! hows it goin?
I see, weebs are always great haha, im doing good, how was your day?
and she would be?
hello space cowboy.
you enjoying the cancer?
You will get it soon it will come up as a side op.
Origa Discordia, best to not look at the source material....
you sicken me with your delusional ideas that something like pixels and code and some dudes imagination can be claimed by losers. I mean, what is the point of this? there is less of a point to this than that of human existence. you're billions of years of evolution. start acting like it or die
No. Stop it. Don't even start with the porn.
This isn't a porn thread.
>Same as yours
Ayy, this guy knows what's fuckin' up.
>glorified gym for middle-age ladie
Damn, that sucks bro. Pretty bad ass though. When I was a kid, I wanted to learn how to kick box. Never got around to it. Watching too much Walker Texas Ranger yo.
I am! Just started it today, on ep. 5, I got a bad feeling haha
You do boxing? I've always wanted to try it, do you recommend?
He started it.
Eyyy not much fam. You?
I will keep my eyes open for it. I might play tomorrow
Hey friend. Whats new?
Kinda like the "Mang". Just with O.
Pretty well. Gearing up for bed in about half an hour though. Yourself?
Yukine Chris from Sympohgear.
Hello Koko. what's new?
>Gotta stay up so we can have an actually conversation for once kek.
Huh that'll be interesting.
That doesn't sound to bad, unless a person forgets.
not everyone can be as well put together as yourself.
>less of a point than human existence
Nice edge bruh
Forgot to say lewd
Added to my list! Ill check it out. Why do you say not to check the source material?
THEY WIPED ALL MY FUCKING SKINS AND INTROS FROM OVERWATCH
Just got another bottle of that sweet, sweet honey jack plus a pick 6.
I went with a few flavored hard ciders, but always gotta have that belgian white in there.
Where does it go.
I'm going to convince him to jump off a bridge and hope you follow.
Die in a fire. This is not a fucking porn thread.
If you perverts absolutely cannot contain your boners, go make a goddamn waifu porn thread and get banned there.
A couple cells. A gray hair. Renewed frustration, I guess.
I think you mislinked.
I told u your gonna cry
Buts its okay because your gonna feel so good afterwords
Fucking right! QQ
All good. Don't know if I told story yet but onto Monday while taking exam, siri went off saying something about the medulla oblongata out loud. We all turned our heads to see this one bitch cheating. The only one in the back. Professor saw her too
My guess is fap right?
You can't forget since it sticks out like a sore tumb
>You do boxing? I've always wanted to try it, do you recommend?
I did, I stopped this year. And yes, I definitely recommend it~ Go before the middle-aged ladies get there kek
Go for it man! There's probably less old ladies in a kickboxing club because of weak knees lol
Only to get thrown on the ground and then get myself into an arm-lock? No thank you
no you're exactly what we need.
>can't fight the lewd
>semi-lewd pantykick never forget
where it wants to
New malzahar feels stupidly broken
Vel'koz lazor now actually melts people
Tibbers is no longer a useless sack of shit
new hextech items are super awkward to use
Anyone else checked out new update?
She is from a rape hentai about a Mercenary army that doesn't lose.
oh hey while we're on the topic of fighting sports, hema's really fun and stuff so check it oouuuut
I didn't even post lewd though :)
I goes good I hope! How was your day?
Same here fam, how was your day?
Ahhh I see haha, sounds like you got a cozy night! How was your day?
>Chris from Sympohgear
Thats my name! haha, nothin much is new. and you don't gotta stay up for me! You do you booboo :)
Yeah. I heard learning and training for that sorta stuff is good as fuck for your muscles and shit. Am I right?
You're kind of a grump today, ain't you...?
Still, sorry, I suppose.
Either way, how are ya doing?
Pretty well. Got some editing done, and worked. Same shit dif day. Yours?
>Warning, lots of open spaces... and snipers...
Sounds fun... kek. At least it seems as if the lewd has slowed down recently.
Not yet... Mostly cause I suck at League... kek
Also hello friend
It was alright. Finally went back to work today
You are! You'll get leaner if you eat well and get some muscles~
I will accept a beard as an apology
Can't wait of I don't fall asleep lol
why wouldnt i be
passed my final i didnt even know was today with a 97
Runner up would be Severa from FE Awakening.
I got myself a nice local whiskey, meaning from Tasmania. A bit harsh, but it starts off smooth and tasty.
Oh you'll get it.
I think Syndra could help with the organization as well. They have the attitude. Just need to speak up more I say as I look slowly toward you Syndra LIVEN UP I scream too.
Where does it come from?
>I didn't even post lewd.
DON'T YOU FUCKING IGNORE ME COCKO I SWEAR
I'm knuckling down on the porn. I'm tired of seeing it every time I come here. That is not what this thread is about, nor should it be.
I am otherwise slightly elevated from the norm. About to crack some fresh alcohol.
Good. Keep shaming them and it will return to acceptable levels of very rare to never. This place does not need porn fests.
Heeeellll yeah, but whats a pick 6? and I agree with you on the ciders, those are nice to just sip on
Im not gonna cry, im tellin ya right now. But so far im likin it even though I don't usually watch those types of animu's
Fuuuuuck, I cheated on a thing today, if that shit happened to me i'd an hero haha. What class was it for?
Middle aged ladies take boxing? haha, I never knew. And I just might take it or something like it. I kinda like fighting
So specific! haha, and its not always you get a hentai waifu, at least you get to see yours nekked
I just stole 3 nukes. Today was a good day.
You started it.
Don't worry I won't hold it against you.
But since I play a game every few months were there changes made to my glorious goddamn husbando Heimerdinger
I mean, I'm by no means a pudgy guy. I could use some toning though. Ever since I stopped doing outside work all day, I have gotten.. what's a good word... less lean and more meaty? I dunno what the word is for it.
because there are 2 others that i see more often.
plz use a namtag.
you have an attitude reminiscent of older days that i appreciate.
Nah fam its okay you can cry
I cried it was glorious
Hello again, Spike.
I hope your night is going well, but I'm sorry you had to see this thing going on as soon as you arrived.
Yeah now I see what you mean.
Well there goes the plan.
Oh wow kek, same here pretty much. I know but replying once then just passing out makes me feel bad.
Great, finally get to use the sniper more often then.
Editing? on what? And my day was same, just went to school and came home. Didn't know it was my moms birthday today though kek
Oh yeah? and how was that? Somewhat good I hope heh
OOOOHHHH SHIT BOI...fuckin nice dude! What class was it for?
I think it's sort of futile to try and control something like porn on /b/, but hey that's alright.
Oooh, what specifically?
Not that I'd know, I tend to stay away from alcohol.
>I just get tired and cry like a bitch when I'm drunk anyway
I believe the word you're looking for is skinnyfat. You're not fat, nor even chubby, and you probably look really good in clothes but the second you take off that shirt it's definitely obvious that you don't do a lot of stuff. I'm saying that because that's exactly what I am currently and I hate it lol
The word you're looking for is toned.
Heres that whiskey Im drinking
Welcome fellow Aussie. I bet you're on the east side.
You seem a bit more chilled today.
>wheres my smug though
I get tired if I drink bourbons. Everything else makes me funny asf and opens me up.
I thinks it's funny how I want more art or pictures with her clothes ON.
>Middle aged ladies take boxing
Weird, right? It always amazed me... They should've done some yoga instead kek
Pretty much same.. I got more muscles than ever, but also got more fat lol
No because I already have this pic. I want a new one
>Doesn't matter what kind
I have seen boxers get beaten by mixed martial-artists, always found it funny lol
Is it good?~
Hello there, how long have you been here? You missed my emotional breakdown?
I suck at league too. I barely play it anymore. Realized you can't take it seriously if you want to have fun
>tfw silver scrub
Don't worry, the donger is still as strong if not even stronger than before
I play it maybe once a week or if people invite me which also happens maybe twice a week
I was just checking things out because they released a huge fucking update
Pick your own six pack. Build your own. I call em pick six. Help me decide.
Orange, aplle ginger, the good ol fashioned Blue Moon, Spotted Cow, Guinness Draught or blueberry.
I miss the older days. I originally come from 7chan where the die in a fire, OP here disregard that I suck cocks, and so on were commonplace. I also am a stubborn fuck and give none when it comes to internet.
That's fine, really. A firm "get off my lawn!" should do well. If not, I can always just ignore and hide posts.
How's your eve goin, darlin'?
It is not futile. If enough people bitch, it will at the very least withdraw, if not concede.
Practice pace. I used to get shithammered all the time, but I've learned to slow down. Even just 1 beer to relax is nice after a long day.
Tennessee honey, boi. But that's for this weekend.
A friend recently decided he'd start a YT channel based around our group's shenanigans. He didn't know shit about editing videos, so I'm doing it for him while he learns. I'm currently working on his first "official" video. I already made his channel trailer for him and posted it.
does it matter?
name tags are difficult and it goes
the emt one
I don't wanna cry....not me man.....im too manly *preemptively wipes tears*
I feel ya haha, I feel bad if I don't reply enough either
I mean, I like to think I look fine out of clothing. At least, that's what the gf tells me. I could def look nicer though.
You? koko? cheating!? It's for A&P. Harder than in thought and the only thing I had to study for. And math is my weak subject. Not science!
I thought she was 5'6 holy fuck!
Yup and if you plan on buying a gundam, start off with a 1/144 hg
>The hero /Waifu/ needs
Your doing good work friend
>stole 3 nukes
Damn son. That sounds intense
Yeah. Ive been using mine a ton... Its really helpful
It helped me get my mind off things, Honestly, it was much needed
You okay friend? I didnt see that
I was a bronze scrub. Now I just play ARAMs for fun really... kek
Tell me, cotton eyed joe.
No, I am not from /a/. I've only just joined these about 3 weeks ago.
You dont think it will be you but it hits you out of no where and you just cant help it
Its a really good bad feel tho
Fucking shit. Heavy as hell eyes. Sorry jenny anon if you wanted you talk
I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
Its stressful as fuck. But worth it. This makes 12 i have stolen.
Best girl claimed! Smuggin with the best!
>I'm fuckin shitfaced edition
It is, doesnt need any chilling or mixing to be smooth. Then it hits the back of your throat and it hits you. Has nothing on local Scottish brews though, a friend visited Scotland last year and it was as if he died and went to scotch heaven when he raided his grandfathers liquor cabinet.
I choose to stay in Bronze so I can laugh at the tards.
Why hello there replacement smugger
Hinata was my first tv crush back when she was still a loli...
So you miss back when everyone was edgy af
My bf thinks I look fine out of clothing too, maybe I'm just really really self-conscious idk.
Seemed like the best place to put it, really.
(I'll do a better one when i'm up for it)
Hey Asuka. I'm guessing your party went well?
Do you think so? I'm a bit inebriated haha, and thats a nice whiskey!
>heres your smug
I like it, the mystery of it all. Certain clothed pics drive me up the wall!
haha tru, althoug sometimes ladies can be tough. My mom literally threw me too the ground once when I was in between her and the bathroom.
Ah I see, I'd go with all of those, since thats six right there lol
Oh nice! can I see it? and what sort of shenanigans are those? haha
sounds interesting, anything happen today?
Bah. I bet you look fine. I never really have been self conscious. I tend to not give a flying fuckshit what peeps think. :D
>you can't take it seriously if you want to have fun
That's my issue, I think. I'm surrounded by people who want to take it seriously, but I'm just into things for good vibes. Unfortunately, when you're surrounded by people who radiate bad vibes when they've lost, not to mention the amount of time a game takes I never walk away feeling particularly good.
Would if I could, but I'm broke as shit and can't afford alcohol anyway.
Sometimes I save up for a bit and buy a dime bag for use after a particularly rough week, though, because I'm a degenerate.
Someone has to be an asshole.. might as well be an asshole.
Aisha Klan Klan. Get on my level, scrub.
I enjoy nostalgia. Not much fresh and enjoyable anything these days.
I started with the orange soda.
Who loves orange soda?
Sure. I'll link you to his channel in steam holmes.
And with that I'm gonna call it a night. See ya guys, and Glory to the Dark elf queen!
Is the floor alright?
Seriously tho, moms are some scary ladies
Seems really nice~ I do need to get some good whiskey soon, I love them so much
I do not know myself
I dunno if I proud or not to know who that is...
ayyy girl! how it do?
fuck yes it went fuckin well i got a goddamned commision and drank 3 whole bottles of wine!
>mfw i'm feelin smug
The honey ones move too quickly for me. I get less of a buzz and it takes me more to appreciate them.
Shinoa just went to bed
Mediocre, but acceptable.
Too skinny is worse than being a little chubby to be honest. Needs to not look like you'd blow away in a stiff breeze.
Assholes are required. Keeps the rest of us honest.
>Am one of those assholes IRL
Hey, I didn't remember my sin cos and tan ok? haha, What kinda major are you going for? sounds hard lol
I can see that, work can be a good thing when you have shit on your mind haha. I hope all is well
Fuck, I dunno if im ready for the feels man
Goodnight homie! Sleep well :)
Sup fellow kinko
A good bottle of hard liquor will run you between $20-$30, and you can just sip on that and enjoy a nice, calming buzz. Lasts a while, too.
Where does it come from, where does it go? You gotta know, cotton eyed Joe!
If I plan on getting smashed, I go with vodka... fucking vodka.
kek, those counters and holds sure are something.
It can't be helped I guess.
Best weapon besides the tranq gun.
Sleep tight Shinoa.
Yes you are you just have to calm down and continue watching
Damn. Sounds difficult. How does one steal a nuke?
Haha awesome. Im not ranked anymore, I just don't like to play that game competitively. I prefer to just have fun.
Whatever gets the job done friend, just know you have supporters out there.
Your right about that