Waifu Claiming thread
>Cold Shower edition
The rules are simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Post fitting, not over-sexualized or excessive content of the sort.
>This is not a porn thread.
>Insult other waifu
>Keep RP and ERP to a minimum
>Ignore the RP
>Pretend to be normal and discuss stuff
Most important: Have fun!
I'm fine, work was quite tiring though. How about you?
>image limit hit quicker than i thought
5'7, somewhere between 135-140. Been feeling kinda chub lately, which motivated me to start going to the gym again.
bruh Tats is more lax, cmon
I'm /trying/ to get back in the shape I was when I did track.
Im going to bed now night everyone.
Best maged claimed~
>kek, those counters and holds sure are something.
And absolutely scary for a normal boxer such as I
>If dubs, shark beards eminent
SHIZURU COUNTING SHIT COUNTER!
I'll be tracking a bunch of the things, as long as i can be fucked to keep track of it and am around to keep track of it.
Syndra tells someone to kill themselves: 65
Dio mustaches things: 5
Kagami x Magumin no u cuter: 3
>$20 - $30
Ah, man, assuming I want to continue the good time I'm already having, I'd have to save up for a bit.
He's not even a real Vampire.
Goodnight beautiful! <3
Im down with most drinks tbh
I got it! I'll check it out right now
Goodnight elfy! sleep well :)
Satanic trips, nice, and yeah they are haha
Well theres always next time, nothing happened with me today haha, just the usual school and home
Fuck, I actually forgot to post to post smug, please accept this humble apology
Well hey, as long as your having fun right? how was your day today?
I will, Im getting ready for the inevitable death
Best girl claimed!
ah well i dont wanna smug on her toes
Man i really gotta stop shitposting while shitfaced. wtf did i do last night lol.
that sucks. i worked today by getting shitfaced and smoothtalking rich oldfolks
>the life of a musician
mfw you better be counting eyepatches
Your not supposed to know about tag
It's her voice, the catgirl thing, the raw power and attitude. I love a woman that can kick my ass.
Plus she turns into a giant cat and that would be fun as fuck to play with.
It's not always about getting smashed. I just enjoy calming down. I rarely get drunk.
A beer or two or half or three helps me relax, and I need a lot of relaxing.
For parties? Fuck... I'll drink $100+ worth of booze and alcohol, and game on through sunrise until I pass out in the afternoon.
After I catch the buzz, anything does it. I gotta start with nice stuff, first.
Fuck you, Dio
>Last claim tonight
Im off to bed everyone. Have a great night/day.
We talked about how we liked when chicks walk or maneuver their hair lol
the time of day shifted and a new crowd rose. interesting.
Anyways i'm off. Goodnight beautiful thread.
Nah i'm only counting things that i'll quick and easy notice while i'm skimming and that aren't too nebulous in their description.
Like i'm not counting lurker pictures either, nor lewds. I will be adding more categories as things come up, but i started earlier today and today has been fairly well behaved.
Thought i'd be fun. You two seem to bounce that around a lot some times, though your ship seems to be taking on a little water today?
Either way, <3
Saved my ass so many times.
Sleep tight you three
One well placed punched is all you need though. If you can get that close.
True that. Uneventful as always but I like it that way. How about you?
>Best idol claimed
Funny. Just got out of a hot one.
Skelly, claiming Rory.
kek, i'll never be able to get a job where i can get drunk and not get called a dumbass for it.
waifu cruz claimed
How not? It's clear she gon die
True, I would be down to start out with some ciders and stuff, then finish myself off with the usual rum
Nice dubs soldier, rest well! :)
A good heavy punch to the jawline or in the liver usually does the trick
>You'll probably break my arm before that tho
>though your ship seems to be taking on a little water today
Yeah it has, hopefully the water got drained out~
HOLY FUCK YES I REMEMBER! Is aqua around? she has got the best walk gif.
>i'm in close second
i got a commision at the party too! shit is so tight!
Goodnight cutie, sleep well :)
I like uneventful days too! Mine was pretty boring too, besides my moms birthday (which I didn't even know it was)
You get over here too
No just fucking watch
Cmon let me be the judge
Mildura bro. What up.
>the claw is a lie and I ha e proof
Slow start. Last time I got blackout I downed a half bottle of bourbon in 30 mins.
>FYI - I weigh under 60 kilos
Where's my fucking Kys?
thanks, I think? I don't save other peoples pics tho unless I'm going to shop it.
This Joe Dirt movie is kinda bad...
>that pic implying tomoko isn't a hot grill
and do you want to be a paramedic?
I dunno but I wan't her walk gifs, that sort of non sexual shit drives me wild
Best of luck. Happy explosions.
Gotta get them counters up :)
Im not ready
Pick up the phone
Goodnight! Sleep well :)
I am dood!
Heres another smug, and 60 kilos? I'm trying to get down to 90 kilos haha
i'm gonna go for a short bit. gotta get some groceries before the stores shut.
>walkin over to check them dubz
but for real i understand. non sexual stuff is fuckin sexy
>wtf did i just say
gotta help out the OEWW
Yeah that'd mess someone's day up
>Not actually a black belt, that was just banter.
Friend is though, he'd kick my ass.
They're just the best kind of days. Ooh was she mad?
nah paramedic sounds like it would suck
>>Not actually a black belt, that was just banter.
I trusted you...
>wtf did I just say
You just said some truth my friend, what were you sippin on last night?
The first is one of my dads favorite movies lol I kinda watched the second but not really, last I saw of it was when he got kicked out of that bar for saying "lets help people" or something
That they are haha, and nah she wasn't mad, I live at home so I just kinda go with what everyone else is doing and she's not the type to get mad. Although I will get her the new star wars on dvd as kind of a presant
Yeah. Ive been trying to put on weight for years.
Heres the only walking gif I could find.
So much authority in that walk.
Sorry I'm late guys, I just compiled this for hand-kun, Koko and anyone who might have missed my breakdown and were curious. Now really funny or feel but I think it's a nice insight into the general mentality of /waifu/
Same thing i'm drinkin now!
at least thats what i think it is XD
i recall hair movement?
woooo! thats a pretty authoritative walk you got there yourself
I know, I know I've let you down.
kek way to play it off. That's good though and hey better late than never.
I am saving this.
Also I'm glad you're feeling better
too drunk to read all that.
are you okay akiko? you need a hug?
Hey, fuck it, dude. Lets go bowling.
I wanna make Tomoko make that face
best birdie claimed!
I'd rather be underweight then overweight tbh
Fuck, that quite the emotional shit man, I hope your feeling better
A fuzzy navel! I dig, and yeah hair movement was one of the key parts haha
does that mean nothing has happend in the last like 5 hours?
fuckin look how pretty my hair is
And a sample of cheese doesn't represent the whole wheel. Of course I can't show how every single person on here would react but as I said I think it's a good insight
Glad you like it, your support was appreciated
I'll post it again when you're sober
I'm okay now, thanks
I-I'd like that
I'll live. I live with this shit all day everyday and I'm still around
It's alright~ I got a good conversation out of it
Goodnight /waifu/ I ove y'all <3
>remember kids, if you want to reapir something: just blow it up and get another one!
We're one big dumb family here, family means nobody gets left behind.
well i heart you so dont be sad! if you ever need to talk shoot me a line on telegram!
More or less, yeah. It's not been slow, but people aren't doing the kind of things i want to count. Oh well.
Granted i did play a little overwatch and was just skimming the thread during.
How's it going?
That makes sense! haha, but why did you go in the first place?
Sooooo fuckin pretty
Im glad your remaining positive man, if you ever need to to talk im here :)
Goodnight Metamucil! sleep well :)
That's kind of gay and kind of true
Knowing that wouldn't make my day better or worse so go ahead if you fell like telling me
Shit that's pretty good
I'll be fine but thanks for the offer
It took me a second to recognize. I like it.
checkn while flippin
im fine pretty tired now, probably will be going to sleep soon
need to keep the balance in check
Here, have an announcement pose
And underweight is overrated. I feel so low on energy despite eating all day.
That is pretty good. Lego was always fun.
Fuckin look how cute this pose is
Probably call you an attention whore, and that's because you acted like one.
But we're all attention whores here, so fuck it.
I see i see. Where've you been all day, anywhere interesting?
Ahhh /waifu/ is a really good place.
Look, I just did the math by checking the original winner.jpg file, and I've been here one week.
One single week. It feels like ages.
I came in here expecting fucking weeaboo garbage. The only reason I clicked [reply] at all was b/c I just finished a manga I enjoyed and decided 'why not?'.
>I mean, I got weeaboo garbage still, but...
I didn't take into account that you're all people at first, and I soon came to realize all of you have a past, and you're all really nice people. You've all grown on me. I'm gonna stick around for awhile, I think. Thanks!
>I even think you're alright, Pinky
>Even if your waifu isn't quite as winning as my own
well i wasn't sure. now i am
holy fuck thats kawaii
alright what about this?
I especially like asuka cus her being german clicked with me, so everything she did was just extra hotness haha
That is a cute pose haha, I wouldn't necessarily want to be either, but If I had to choose between low on energy and being out of breath/sweaty just from short walks I'd choose out of energy heh
sup im horny and want to fuck
you gonna get Papid!
Dont put any pantsu on!
Kawaii as shit stocking pull and hop
You back man?
You pretty much described how I got here as well lol, I thought you just said "claim" and that was it. But people started calling me a cunt cus of my waifu so I started replying
Well now you know haha, so whats the next "ride along" kinda thing for you?
Thanks, I just gotta take it slow for a while, shift my thoughts
Well getting attention to get people to react to your posts is more or less the point so I suppose you're right in a way, but people were also asking for it. Otherwise I wouldn't have told that whole story
>But we're all attention whores here, so fuck it.
I like you, you have a no-nonsense mindset
>I came in here expecting fucking weeaboo garbage
How could anyone expect anything less?
I've been around for some time, maybe a month now? I don't remember. I'll stick around for some time as well
Hey Shinoa bro, welcome back
In other news, today I learned 'glowered' is pronounced
gl-au-wered (the au sounds like the exclamation "ow!")
Calm yo tuckus, or I'll flame your ass.
what does that entail exactly?
im not sure
german girls get mad the best
unf i may have to watch this whats it from?
thats good! 8) you will always have a support network.
>even if we are a bit unconventional
nah just been doing stuff and not checking in here
hey claw how are you?
Not much dude.
What about yourself?
>more and more drama
>should rename this to /drama/
Well... I think I'm not the one you think it is.
I was just looking around, and stop here.
I didn't even mean the story, I meant posting that screencap, so you could bring attention back to yourself.
i'll check your trips even if you dont want me to!
i dont think that would be what i want
>gonna make me get all emotional
It's a feely kinda night for me.
>calling me a cunt cus of my waifu so I started replying
I remember I didn't know what to do so I posted various pictures of my winner waifu with unique filenames into the thread, and violently injecting myself into conversations.
>How could anyone expect anything less?
You know, surprisingly, this is the least horrible community on /b/ I think.
>Guaranteed this is Spike anon
Same here, the best I got is chemistry but i don't really know if that's what i wanna do. But I guess it s what I'll do for now haha
Exaaaclty, I wanna get yelled at in german
>rename this to /drama/
Y tho? what drama is going on?
I can't control my shit man.
plus i just whipped the pan so we're good
Well at least your waifu has alot of cute pics, most of mine aren't the cute type. And yeah, I was wondering where the "winning" thing came from haha
Speak it brudda
bro lets take it down a notch and just talk
I have places to go and people to meet.
Avatarfagging has always been here.
It was nice talking to ya!
talk about how imma get up in those guts?
>for real how are you?
>where the "winning" thing came from
It took off and snowballed faster than I could control it and it's just who I am now
>I've created a monster
>One titanic, uncontrollable, winning monster
Goodnight Mr. Bond, have a good sleep! :)
Honestly the eyepatch adds to it, I somewhat understand basic german so I'd want them to yell at me sexily. But not in like a super dominatrix kinda way
Yea you're not texan Shinoa but still welcome back
I did that because people came in after and were asking about it but whatever
I whole heartedly agree
Most people who hang around longer than one thread eventually come around, like that Peter Lorre and Vel'koz
That is, if you can even consider it a community. Most threads just end up with people diverging from the main subject and insulting each other trying to be the edgiest motherfucker like it even matters
I think next week I'll get some crickets and see if Eric will eat one of them.
bored as fuck. out of porn. life is bad
>like it even matters
It doesn't to me, because I'm 100% secure in the knowledge that I'm the winningest.
But I'd say it's a community. I mean, it does appear to be 24/7 sorta thing, yeah? That, and everyone here is aware of everyone else in the thread.
Cept I aint part of no drama
True, so what are you up too now/
Meet those places and see go to those places man, later! :)
>up in those guts
fuckin gross, although hot haha
HOLY FUCK YOU'RE HIM
I MEAN I JUST THOUGHT YOU GUYS HAD SIMILAR 3D WAIFUS
BUT YOU'RE THE FOOL GUY FROM EARLIER
Sounds like its only a matter of time until you change waifu...sinner
Heya mang, hows it goin?
I ate crickets once, weren't dat bad
you want me up in yours hunnie?
already shitfaced. just lookin for fap material
Also curious, if not crickets, what do you regularly feed Eric?
well what do you do for fun besides you know
I meant most threads other than /waifu/ where you either have the same thing all day everyday or the thread derails into people insulting each others intelligence over arbitrary knowledge. /waifu/ seems like one of those repeating threads but on the inside there's always something else going on. I agree that /waifu is the closest thing to an actual community
baked crickets taste like hazelnuts in my opinion. The shields get stuck between your teeth though, which is annoying as fuck
glad to hear it, im pretty okay
>balancing hug 2.0
Winners don't sin, we win.
Besides that, I don't have a runner-up waifu that someone else hasn't already claimed.
Yeah, I've had freeze dried crickets before, but my baby boy doesn't seem to like them. He goes for the superworms no problem though.
Yes, I'm me.
I've never been an Existentialist, I'm a philosophical absurdist.
fap, program, piano, anime
in that order oh also