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37 word essay due in 3 weeks /b/

how fucked am i?

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not at all

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37?

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rip op

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you think you have it rough, I have this fuckin math problem to solve

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>>682706851

Shit, nigga. There go your hopes and dreams. Your parents will be so disappointed. Enjoy your minimum wage slave job.

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>>682706851

you think you have it bad?

i havent fed my tamagotchi

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>>682707378

YOU MONSTER.

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OP here. Meant to say 3700

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>>682706851

Once upon a time there was a black man.

He loved puddin so much. On day he was so horny he would fuck anything. He stumbled upon a sleeping maiden. He grabbed a cup of puddin and lubbed his penis. He then said get ready for the puddin

Here you go

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>>682707797

still not fucked

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>>682707797

3700 in 3 weeks? What do you want, a fucking decade? That's more than enough time, and if you know that the hell you're talking about, you should be able to bang out over 2000 with ease

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>>682707811

OP here. Meant to say I'm a huge faggot

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>>682707195

X=-2

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>>682706851

What level, high school, under-grad or what?

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>>682707195

x=-1/5

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>>682707195

Wtf are you solving for? The answer is already there: 4

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>>682708973

holy fuck i laughed so hard

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>>682709491

>filename

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>>682707195 -.5

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>>682707195

X= -5

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i let this dog fuck me how fucked am i /b/

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>>682707195

-1/5

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>>682708515

>>682708680

>>682710048

>>682710962

>>682711246

n_n eh?

sub 9, multiply 2, divide 5 = -2

trolls?

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>>682711553

why ask if they're trolling

do you expect anyone to say "yes"?

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>>682711744 Yes, exactly.

also @ OP if it's 3700 just write like 500 a day. 500 words is like an hour (if you're slow typing like me) a day and you would have tons of time to spare. Of course procrastination makes that impossible.

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>>682707504

I habe a rock band tomagatchi in my room right now. Just needs a battery. Wat do

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That's like 175 words a day at 3 weeks. 99% of the smartphone population types more words than that on their phone a day.

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>>682711553

Next.

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>>682712667

not even a good analogy.

ill leave it to you to wonder why

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>>682712782 I'm not really sure how to do that. Good thing I am not being tested on it I'm just being asked by someone on 4chan. My best guess is there's some trick that you use to solve it, that you'd be taught in a class and that trick I've forgotten or never learned. There's other possibilities.

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>>682713501

>my best guess is that if you went to a math class and were taught math, you could solve this

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>>682713758 Oh yeah that sure was unintelligent because it's not like so often in math classes they hand you a formula to work off of, maybe they make you do the proof once and you forget after. Then once you're done with the class you forget the formula altogether.

Though I have to say it does amuse me a bit that it seems you think any of this has any relevance to > 99% of the populations on humans on earth or that you think I don't have other abilities which would show forms of intelligence I posses outside of that specific type of math problem.

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>>682714419

nigga im not reading all of that

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>>682712380

Pop in battery. Survey damage. Nut on it.

Tamagotchis need their proteins.

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>>682714940

The one thing i could actually deliver on. Unfortunately i have a vitamin e deficiency that prevents me from coming

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>>682714419

The anon you are responding to isn't me (the one that posted the nested radical). And I don't think he was saying you were unintelligent because you couldn't do the problem, what he paraphrased (and how he interpreted what you said) reads like "If I was really good at singing I could sing.", I think that is more of what he is getting at; just that it is a self evident statement, and although tautological, it is useless.

If you are interested in the method of solution, I can show you.

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>>682707195

Multiply by two

18+5x=8

Subtract 18

5x=-14

divide by 5

x=2.8

cucks

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>>682715309

thank u

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>>682715309 Ah, well I'm not too interested to be honest, but thanks for the offer. If you do wish to spend your time with an explanation I'd probably read it.

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>>682715979

> look at me everyone I'm trolling the trolls

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>>682716972

The explanation is very short and only requires use of the quadratic formula and the concept of monotonicity.

Here is the general method so you guys can do it. It's actually pretty cool.

Let a, b, c be positive constants and let all roots be on the principal branch (take the positive value).

Consider v=√(a+b√(a+b√(a+b...)))

Inspection shows v must satisfy v=√(a+bv).

Square both sides of v=√(a+bv):

=> v^2=a+bv

=> v^2-bv-a=0

Apply the quadratic formula to the above equation:

v=(b±√(4a+b^2))/2

Since the sequence of finitely nested radicals that converge to v is monotonic increasing and the roots are principal i.e. √(a+b)>0, we can throw away the - solution given by ±. So we have:

v=(b+√(4a+b^2))/2

Then consider cv=c√(a+b√(a+b√(a+b...)))

We can push c through the radicals to yield:

c(b+√(4a+b^2))/2=√(ac^2+b√(ac^4+b√(ac^8+b...))).

In the image we had a=63/4, b=9, c=2. Therefore the nested radical simplifies as v=21.

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>>682718092

How small IS your penis?

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>>682718092

please end yourself

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>>682707195

You all have autism. Multiply by 2.

18 + 5x = 8

Subtract 18.

5x = -10

Divide by 5.

x = -2

Basic shit.

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>>682718414

>>682718293

It's not difficult to type up quickly, or do.

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>>682709491

how do you tell?

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>>682718092

>>682718940

No, thanks, I think I (kind of) understand it. The kind of being why I wouldn't take a math class drunk.

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