Waifu claiming thread.
>Im not here Edition!
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>chain lurk pics
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>don't question my existence
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Homura claimed
>>682381725
Top Tsun claimed!
>>682381123
telegram?
>QueenAsuka
>>682381199
checkd! have a (you) do you ahve any particular fetishes?
>aside from bangin asses
>>682381383
i'm relatively certain its going to raise more questions than answers but that is why i love him. great art makes you think and leaves you wanting more.
>>682381725
>Shizuru get!
Robot knows when Robot isn't wanted
>>682381543
Ba dum tis.
Miho claimed
Keep it going with the claim!
Best waifu's claimed
I want to die but that's nothing new.
>my precious flower
>>682381188
I know right! It can't only be possess by the waifus?!? Lets go on an ADVENTURE!
>>682381475
IM SORRY! Come back plsss I really want to play! I mean it!!
>>682381725
claimed kagami
>>682381588
true...lol, i haven't tried that yet....
>>682381386
kek too late to turn back now.
>Best idol claimed
Rikka Claimed and chillin
Best mage's hat claimed~
>Akiko, Milinda, Kagami, Kurisu and Aqua are toptier qt's
>>682381310
no i'll let fool be your official name, but i rarely refer to people as such.
anyhow.
how are you today?
>>682381840
Ba dum TITS?
>>682381906
Pls don't... you're worth more!
If you die your waifu will be left alone!
Aizawa claimed something something something tiniest alan etc etc
>>682381906
Cheer up. <3
>Shizuru
>>682381017
im still here for some reason
>sachi claim
because fuck life
Still lurking
Welcome to fucking Arby's, may I take your fucking order?
>>682381801
Thats gonna be the worst part
>claiming
>>682382045
you dont want her to end up like this
>>682381964
>Hugs Rikka
I love you small waifu
Do you wish to play?
>>682382135
Fries pls and I found a great private map that's empty for us
>>682382135
yes i'd like one of everything please, with a tablespoon of mayo on everything
>including the shakes
>>682382245
EXACTLY! Fight for her!
>>682381944
Best thing about omelet is that its one of those recipes you can put every edible thing you find inside and in the end its gonna be good.
>>682382135
i'll take 1 handsome cashier
>>682382163
ruri lurking
>>682382130
>>682382078
Sleeping is hard. I understand how it is
>Rattle rattle
>>682381986
Fool is the only name I will respond to hence forth. I answered that question already.
>>682381936
An adventure!? Now you're speaking my language.
>>682381990
I giggled
>>682382045
>>682382057
To be honest I'm not suicidal
>>682382135
Can I just get the largest size of curly fries?
>>682382135
Whats the healthiest thing you have on the menu?
>>682382285
>hugs back
What are we gonna play??
>>682382191
but it wouldn't be Eva unless it left you clamoring for more information. that is part of the beauty that is Eva
does anyone have gifs of their waifus getting rekt?
>>682381936
Do.. You really wish to play?
I am sorry for my previous mistakes but I would like to please you.
>Ashlotte
>>682381725
nigger claiming thread
>>682382408
i shoulda made one!!! all i have is 16 boiled eggs now....
>>682382416
Here
>>682382305
Shinigga?
Milinda claim
>>682381801
Hmm not particularly...
>>682382453
>answered that question already
glad you're still doing well as always.
How's waiting tables these days?
>>682382506
>Grins and craddles the small waifu
Hm.. What do you like to play?
>Ashlotte
>>682381990
Ayy, that's even better.
>>682382456
Hell yeah brother! We'll go across the world to find the perfect booty!
>>682382489
That's good to heard! Imagine how lonely I would be without my ASS GANG!
>>682382595
Im fine with that! But only if you don't break my neck!
>>682382690
I had today off and I have tomorrow off as well.
I am here to please.
If anyone wishes anything of me, please let me know.
>Ashlotte
>>682382515
Ya but knowing its the last one is just gonna leave a whole in my heart only 2d bitches can fill
But they wont be eva 2d bitches
>waifu getting rekt
No waifu wins every fight
>>682382135
i'll have 100 small fries
>>682382424
yeah i feel like im pretty much just wasting my live staying up this late
>sad rattling
>>682382045
Well said! You can't Nep it now!
>>682382789
Those bazongas are huge!
> Neptune claimed.
>>682381990
Atagoppai approves.
>>682382135
I'd like one McDouble Barrel shotgun in my fucking mouth, please.
>>682381320
>Yeah I really love strategy games
I do as well.
I mean, I just did... Whatever you would call the escort carrier encounter thing I did.
And that was for fun.
Next time I should probably prepare a script of some sort to follow loosely.
>>682381123
>1 personne, singulier prend un s
La grammaire Francais est difficile pour moi, mais j'essai(e?).
>>682381505
>Même moi j'ai de la difficulté en Français
Tu est Québecois, non?
>>682382453
How's Eric?
>>682382646
Wow thats a lot of eggs! Is it normal to have only eggs as a meal there? Thats not normal here but I heard some other anon eats eggs like that too.
>>682382506
Fucking salad. Anything else will give you cancer.
>>682382489
Curly fries are shit but the customer is always right I guess.
>that'll be $67 is that for here or to go?
>Tomokillme
>>682382506
Careful. Her playing last time ended in "Allah Akbar."
Fair warning.
>Shizuru
>>682382835
>Squeezes your ass
The only thing that will be broken this time is your mind, dear. I will pleasure you quite a bit~
>Ashlotte
>>682382865
enjoy it, so long as you don't need the money.
What do you like doing on your free time beside 4chan?
>yuuko
>>682382953
NEP!!! My brotha/Sistha! How are you doin?
You're right on time I was about to leave!
Glad you came right before!
>>682383072
Ohhh god now im getting scared! I think i'll need Nep on this one!
>>682382962
>that picture coming in handy :^)
>>682382953
Yup.
>>682382122
Hows overwatch?
>>682382962
>>>682381505
>>Même moi j'ai de la difficulté en Français
>Tu est Québecois, non?
Le Français est difficile pour tout le monde~
>>682382422
>whispers I love you
>>682382962
You can use the gun when I'm done with it. Still gonna be $67 though.
>>682382944
Let me get my manager.
>>682382969
My baby is doing quite well. Feeding day is in two days.
>>682383160
All sorts of things.
>>682382944
Ahh well. Whatever makes you happy, in my opinion. Being nocturnal isn't all that bad. I've done it on and off for years.
>Comforting rattle
>>682382682
i really dig walking >.<
>>682382835
an asinine adventure advocating the acquisition of asses!
assssss
>>682383246
I can tone it down, worry not. I do not yet know your limits so I will be as careful as possible to make sure that you are comfortable.
>Smiles and pulls you in for a kiss
>Ashlotte
>>682383246
Woohoo! I'm doing well! I ended up Nepping out earlier! Now I'm all good to go again!
>>682382993
i usually it just the egg white, but that's really wasteful....mmmm i mostly eat chicken or oatmeal when i do,....what do you eat there??? besides the yummy stuff you link
>>682382727
Uhhh I am not so sure, what do you like to play??
>>682383021
Whats the best thing to you on the menu?
>>682383043
Thanks for the heads up. i shall be careful
>>682382953
Hey welcome back nep nep
>>682383279
It's pretty fun honestly.
I thought it was going to be worse but I'm having a goodtime!
>>682383391
Glad to hear that, how's the plan for acquiring more pets going?
>>682383593
Mozzarella sticks nigga. I hate Arby's
>>682383593
Do not be silly, there will be no exploding this time around. I am no longer armed, I only wish to spend time with you small waifu. Come in and hug me.
>Ashlotte
>>682382835
kek this scenario makes me think of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJpmK5ELR20
>>682382953
The legend, The Meme, The Nep.
I swear if I see another one of these pop up after I delete it Im going to start handing out bans.
>>682383391
is eric another exotic pet of yours? is it the Brachypelma albopilosum?
>yuuko
I gotta take in in the ass pretty early tomorrow, night guys.
>>682383257
>I'm lovin' it
>>682383281
>Le Français est difficile pour tout le monde~
C'est certainment difficile pour moi.
>>682383317
>Still gonna be $67 though
Niggers.
A 12G shell doesn't cost shit.
>>682383593
omfg can we play minecraft or ark?
>>682383853
Isn't impersonating a mod a rule violation? No one here gives a fuck anyway, this is just something to do in our free time.
>>682383509
It being wasteful depends on the perspective... throwing food away is always wasteful and the yolk is the most delicious part for me. Then again the egg white is the most healthy part.
Hardboiled eggs go along a lot of stuff here, meat, fish etc...
Its late as fuck and I don't want to be here at 5am again, going directly into the sheets, sorry ^^'
Sleep tight!
>>682383701
I can't decide what I should get next.
>>682383858
Eric is my spider, yes. Gregor and Joseph are my hissers.
>>682383474
I knew you would be the perfect one to accompany me in this adventure just by the way you talk my dear!
>>682383477
Allright I like the way this is going! A little kiss dosen't hurt
>Kiss back
>>682383479
Ohh hell yeah! I'll be back tomorrow for more Nepping with you!
>>682383812
lmao I kek you got me bro
That's the perfect song for the adventure!
>>682382674
Yeah nigga what's up?
>>682383437
i guess but its not really making me happy if anything its making me feel pretty shitty, its just like a habit i have gotten into
>>682384018
It does at Arby's.
TAMAKO MARKETS SHITTY ONE DEMINSION CHARACTERS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>682384111
Trips conform.
>>682384176
Allow me to lead, just tell me if things get.. Uncomfortable for you.
>Lifts your skirt with one hand and grabs your ass
>Ashlotte
>>682384176
ass for the ass god
tits for the tit throne
>>682384133
Sleep well.
>>682384142
I recall you talked about some jellyfish, but then again that was one of the multiple choices.
>>682383747
Sounds like anyone would hate it there, didnt oyu just start there?
>>682383755
>Hugs you
Alright, but if you blow up idk what imma do homie.
>>682384110
Got SFV? We can play that mang
>>682384369
Well hello~
>>682384368
I hope you don't kill yourself. Hang in there.
>>682383593
Thank you Rikka! I mean, evil eye wielder!
>>682383755
Our paths met again after all, Ashlotte!
>>682383956
Goodnight Tomoki!
>>682384176
You better be, Aqua!
>>682384267
That's some bashing right there!
>>682384369
The self-proclaimed tits goddess isn't here, and the self-proclaimed ass goddess is still around!
>>682384133
Sleep well!
>>682383956
>>682384133
goodnight beautifuls
>yuuko
>>682384201
I see i see. How are your mornings?
Could you just start waking yourself up at a particular time regardless of the time you went to sleep?
I've done that... Worked well.
>>682384469
Well you wouldn't be able to do anything.. 'Homie'. But that will not happen so worry not.
>Boops your nose
>Ashlotte
I hate life...
>>682384369
Thanks for your donation! It wont be in vain!
>>682384587
For sure I promess!
Allright niggas I have to go! But im stuck here so i'll come back tomorrow!
Take care y'all!
Big love!
>I'll be back for more ass goddess cya nep,ashlotte,megumin and everyone else love ya!
>>682384615
Night faggot TG user.
>>682384397
Jellyfish would be too expensive for me right now. A cheap tank and some jellies cost a few hundred dollars plus I'd have to take a day off work to be here to sign for the fish themselves. I'd like to get some, but currently they're just a bit too expensive. I could also get a ferret but then I'd have to ferret proof my apartment.
>>682384781
>>682384781
>>682384781
>>682384133
Goodnight Homu!
>Kyouko
Battleborn unlocks in 10.
>>682384782
Goodnight, Aqua! I'll Nep on where you left today!
>>682384792
i'm not going to sleep and i really need a face to treat this with any respect.
>yuuko
>>682384993
Neat.
>>682384632
my mornings are usually pretty boring, same as the rest of my day
I really can't see myself waking up at a particular time, really once i fall asleep i won't be up for like 8 hours
>>682385152
Here.
>ur gay
>>682384781
We all do, we all do...
>>682384782
Good night mah nigga
>>682384587
Its the Tyrants eye, thank you very much! How have you been?
>>682384655
Alright alright imma calm down
>lets her boop her nose
That felt weird for some reason.
>>682384469
I don't even know what SFV is XD
>>682384477
checkd. but who are (you)?
>>682384587
>if i where to heat up my breasts would they become larger or smaller?
>>682384782
more tits for the tit throne
>>682385100
Thanks Nep take the lead!! Cya
>>682385367
Thanks beauté! Toi aussi si tu fini par y aller kek
See her pretty face break my heart
>>682384176
Onward with gusto!
>>682384267
Only a few more eps, you can do it.
>>682384782
See ya later ass-companion.
>>682384781
Ups and downs man, being in that rut sucks though.
>>682385279
Then when DO you want to be awake?
And i meant just using an alarm clock of some kind.
>>682384655
Are you seeing a counselor? I'm very concerned for your mental health.
>>682384781
You will get passed it. I lost my grandpa 2 years ago and i was broken up. But i moved on after a few days.
>More hugs
>>682385394
>Smiles at the small waifu
Oh small waifu, you are rather great.
>>682385433
My mistake, Robot waifu here admiring your ass.
>Ashlotte.
>>682385460
Dormir? Sorry bro, c'est pour les faible ça
>>682385279
That's a normal sleeping pattern.
>>682384993
Woot woot!
>>682385394
Well rested after Nepping out earlier with Noire <3
>>682385433
I guess larger, but not by much, and not without the rest of your body eventually reacting to the heat's effects!
>>682385460
Nep Nep, cap'n!
>>682385361
what makes you think i respect women?
Do you know where you are?
>>682384904
Well, that does sound really complicated.
No cheaper alternatives?
Going to bed, goodnight everyone.
>>682385663
how am i being an asshole? you are the one not posting waifus
>>682385722
you need to watch eva
post your tsuns being tsun!
>>682385893
Good night Aizawa
>>682385858
Dank.
>>682385893
gnight~
>>682385858
mememaster mitchell himself!!!
>>682385367
>We all do, we all do...
Truth fam
>>682385599
Yeah. More downs than up these last few years though
>>682385640
I hope your right.
>Sorry for your loss btw
>>682385966
I did not say you were an asshole.
I was admiring your ass. You have a nice one.
>>682386043
HELL yeah
>>682386103
thats right
>>682385824
None. I might get a vinegaroon. Or I might start setting money aside to buy a massive terrarium and get a Goliath Bird Eater. I think having a spider that can grow to be about a foot long in their leg span.
>>682385893
Goodnight, Aizawa!
>>682385966
I sure do now!
> Noire should come here to post her pictures!
>>682386103
It's 1 AM here...
I really need to start getting to bed earlier...
Good night, everybody
>>682385722
I guess... I'm playing with you now.
>Ashlotte
>>682386257
*would be wonderful
I got distracted and forgot to finish my thought.
>>682386252
Thread needs more Logan.
>>682386347
Forgot image...
>>682386295
I have ONE Noire picture i can post?
/s
>Shizuru
>>682384781
Gorgot to add this:
You'll get through this man, do something to put your mind into something else. It doesn't matter if you like doing whatever you're doing, just put your occupy your mind. That helped greatly when I lost my granpa.
>>682386252
he looks a lot like a friend of mine lol
>>682386311
w-whaaaaaattt??? are you hungry again???
>>682386415
Keep em coming :^)
>>682386257
if only our oxygen content was higher. spiders would be much more terrifying
>>682386579
>>682386257
>>682386367
That really does sound interesting, only seen a few documentaries of them, but they do certainly live up to their name.
>>682386531
Man, my grammar sucked in this one...
>>682386351
Yes! We're playing together! Now, let's do something that robot girls can do too!
>>682386347
Goodnight!
>>682386428
Yahahaha! That's one bearded Noire Nepped in a pic!
>>682386139
I knew it was his time to go. Once he was on a feeding tube it was the end. He had a good 93 years.
My grandma is still alive at 96 and i know it going to hit me hard when she goes. But i know i will move on.
>>682386671
This guy gets it
Atago~
>>682385663
I am great? Why is that?
>>682385722
Thats great to hear, glad to see you back here!
>>682385433
SFV is Street Fighter V
>>682386576
>>682386743
>dat gif
I might put Neptune into my list of toptier qt's
>>682386579
The dankest image I own.
>>682386743
I would like to plow your ass.
That seems nice.
>Ashlotte
>>682386686
Suh dude
Sorry for going inactive. Pet hunting on diablo is getting intense
>>682385604
i don't know
i really don't want to just stay awake at night and sleep all day but at the same i don't want to spend all day doing nothing and sleep normally
yeah i understand what you meant now about the alarm clock
sorry if this rambling makes no sense because is 5am and im just feeling really down right now
>>682386671
I don't think spiders are terrifying at all.
>>682386693
Yeah, the vinegaroon sprays acid, which is pretty cool, and the Goliath bird eater eats toads, rodents, lizards, and snakes though not really birds.
>>682387036
Dank as fuck
>>682386919
don't make me get shinoa!!!!
Curie claimed
filing my taxes
I get bsck 1200 dollars.
fuck yeah
>>682387163
I have never seen him not high.
>>682386885
I'm Nepping glad you're glad to see me here!
>>682386981
It'll be an honor to be considered a top-tier qt!
>>682387049
No, no~ You can't possibly do that to me! That's a Nepping dirty special kinda place, you know?
>>682387196
Nice you're getting some money back!
>>682386166
why thank you 8)
>>682386295
you always should have had
>>682386885
i dont have it >.<
what about minecraft XD
>>682387325
That's a bit of a problem
>>682387161
if they were larger and saw us as prey, yes. terrifying.
>>682387334
It'll be okay, you know me~
>Leans in and kisses Neptune
>Ashlotte
>>682387186
>>682386139
Things are bound to change, sadly sometimes it takes awhile. On a weekly basis 4/7 days are shit usually but nothing I can do.
>>682387196
Noice m8.
>>682387161
Is the acid spraying part of it's offensive or defensive mechanism?
I wouldn't really be surprised if they ate birds.
>>682387439
Not for him. Don't see him much now because I don't smoke anymore.
>>682387564
t-that filename!!!!
>>682387141
Nah I understand. Sometimes being awake at night can be rough.
I also get what you mean about the other part.
Pretty useless advice, but i'd say give yourself a goal of some kind, then work to achieve it. Gives you something to spin your wheels about, helps quite a lot.
>>682387356
I just never watched the entire series, but I've seen episodes of it all scattered.
>>682387547
MMM~
> kissing Ashlotte back
>>682387620
It can be considered both, but my guess is defensive.
>>682387161
spiders are pretty cool. Just not a fan when i don't see them coming.
>yuuko
>>682381725
Best demigod with best legs and grossest forehead claimed
>>682387909
Show forehead before image limit.
>>682387813
>Presses Neppy back against a wall and rubs her thighs
<3
>Ashlotte
>>682387708
>>682386531
Thanks bro. Im trying to occupy myself with league right now
>>682386806
Yeah. My grandma was only 68. All my grandparents died really young for some reason.
>>682387602
Yeah. I have a feeling this will hurt for quite a while.
>>682387487
If they were large enough to see us as prey they'd starve to death.
>>682387620
It's a defense mechanism. They're basically harmless to humans.
>>682387823
I am a big fan of spiders and let be wherever they are.
>>682387623
>I don't smoke anymore
Well that's pretty good
>I don't see him much now
I will savor his dank memes
>>682387801
ok thanks
>feeling better rattle
>>682388114
h-how about just a burger i-instead??
>kagami
>>682387813
>>682387813
for real it is an artistic masterpiece
>lewd chat on telegram?
>>682388231
rip
>>682387985
>Dio calls it gross because its huge
>challenge failed
>>682387813
That's why I'm asking, I'm not certain which one it is.
>>682388217
So kind of like grasshoppers and their acid?
>>682387334
Of course I am Nep I love ya
>>682387356
I dont have minecraft on my computer anymore
>rikka
who is the baker?
>>682388365
Sheit
Dio is law though.
>>682388247
Well if i helped, that's good.
>Happy rattle
>Shizuru
>>682388114
>>682387564
>>682386919
>Communicating via filename
What are you, gay?
>>682388164
Any help you can get is a welcome one~
It's time for your Memelord Mugi to hit the sack
goodnight niggas
>>682388827
Good luck at school.
>>682388114
kek
>>682388081
> turns around, pinning Ashlotte to the wall, rubbing her thighs with my legs
<3
>>682387985
I second this!
>>682388326
> lewd chat on Telegram. Name + role in Planeptune together.
>>682388452
I love ya lots too, Rikka!
>>682388667
Different strokes for different folks!
>>682388441
I'm gonna say defensive.
>>682388326
Aww, okay!
>>682388164
Life keeps moving on, and don't forget that there are people like you who are related to him who suffer your loss. I hope all goes well for you!
>>682388827
Goodnight!
> need new bread
> Neptune <3
>>682388441
No, from what I gathered about grasshoppers, they don't spray acid, they just have acid in them to ward off predators who might want to eat them. Vinegaroons actually spray their acid.
>>682388894
school is like 35% niggers ;((((((
>>682389062
idk how to add ppl on telegram
>QueenAsuka
>>682389062
Oh
>Ashlotte
anyone making new bread?
