Waifu claiming thread.
>Bun Edition!
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>chain lurk pics
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>don't question my existence
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>Shizuru get!
>>682388457
I dare not go against Dio, not with only a single quints.
>one forehead for the claim
>>682388667
Thats how the smugbun operates
Rory claimed
Best mage's hat claimed~
>Akiko, Milinda, Kagami, Kurisu, Aqua and Neptune are toptier qt's
>>682389391
y-you!!!!! h-how about that hamburger???
>>682389062
You were right.
>>682389081
I was wondering since they usually used to vomit that when picked up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3217H8JppI
>>682389615
sachi claim
>>682389529
>rattling rattles
>Shizuru
>>682389391
best girl claimed!
we gonna get lewd?
Curie claimed
made 1200 dollars
gonna buy a bunch of shit.
Rikka Claimed!
not entirely true peter. other insects would grow in size with it,and small game would become a viable option.
Miho claimed
>>682389729
>Rattle rattle hug
>>682389797
Hello
>>682389737
lol
>>682388164
And that's just fine, when the time is right everything'll come out. Happened when my uncle passed.
>>682389789
Hookers and blow
>Best idol claimed
>>682389720
b-but homu has them...and only she can...
>>682389698
Oh no, that's just water. It makes them lighter so they can get away easier. My roaches do the same thing if I startle them too badly while I'm handling them. Most insects do that.
Milinda claim
>>682389789
>Shizuru
Claim
>>682389391
Lots of smug, I see!
>>682389698
When am I not right, lady?!
>>682389740
Psh! Neptune is best girl! The protagonist of protagonists!
>>682389789
Penny stocks is better, maybe?
>>682389843
Rikka is back!
>>682390043
>>682390179
does she have buttservice?
>>682390273
but does she tsun?
>>682389601
You fuckin' kno it.
Sup best mage.
Best girlie claimed!
>>682390055
Well, seems like I learned something new today.
>>682390273
Now, because I'm not a lady.
>>682390006
hello beach miho
>>682390055
snakes as well, any interest in those?
>>682390179
>Hugs
>>682389391
>>682390273
Of course nep, I am always here!
>>682390415
Nothing much best scientist, just chillin'~
What about you?
Claim!
>>682390392
Possibly....
>>682390522
>hugs
Miho you the best
As always
>>682390709
HOLY LEWD
moar
>>682390390
>>682390575
shinoa loves you!!!
>you should rest your chest on her!
>>682390709
>more hugs
>>682390392
Dat ass
>>682390415
Back to editing. Took a break and played The Forest earlier.
>>682390390
Oh you mean these?
>>682389391
>Shzuru
>>682390922
>>682390906
ass asss assssss asssssssss aaaaaaassssss
>>682390392
Noire tsuns pretty well.
>>682390467
Maybe because you're a lady deep inside?
> smirking
>>682390647
Always?! Do you mean that?!
>>682390704
Does this count as a fursona, or what?
>>682390797
I second this!
>>682390709
>>682390906
>>682390922
>>682391024
LEWD!
> blushing
>>682390922
>tfw Rory has very little lewds
>>682390467
Yeah, they'll also defecate on themselves to make them more unappealing. It's kind of gross.
>>682390474
I have some small interest in some snakes. I would buy and care for a western hognose if I knew anyone selling one. Other than that, I'm not too keen on reptiles.
>>682389951
>Rattling hug
>>682389740
ill go 1.2lewd
>>682391024
>>682390922
>insert breed shinoa pic
>>682390797
>moar
>>682390906
<3
>>682391079
;)
>>682391024
Glad I could help
>>682391079
I'm shinoa. Lewds only for bunny anon and ERP queen
>>682391124
I know the feeling.
>>682391079
Not as much as you, my dear.
>>682391144
Didn't know that one, but now that you mention it, it kind of is.
>>682391079
idk Asuka is top tsun
>>682391144
What do you think of the Australian Huntsman?
>>682391206
>>682391230
woooo suit up
>>682390912
Editing? What are you working on?
>>682391230
> star eyes
I didn't know it was THIS easy to get some buttservice!
>>682391252
WOOHOO! All of your lewds are belong to Nep!
>>682391304
I'm a lady, alright! Although I am also not a lady at the same time, because Neptune is mai waifu <3
>>682391323
Asuka vs Noire, anyone?
>>682390797
>>682391230
<3
bun bun made thread?
>>682391614
psh i win errytime
>>682391721
mmmmm bootay
>>682391822
>Shizuru
>>682391213
Of course! And with this song as the breeding happens
https://youtu.be/nfRIDksjR-c
>>682391614
Only if I get smugs, dear. I'm the smug queen and I ask for smugs please
>>682391822
Yup
MY FUCKTARD PARENTS CLAIMED ME ON THEIR TAXES AND IT FUCKDED UP MY TAXES NOW. I TOLD THEM TO FIX IT AND THEY JUST WHINED OHH YOU WAITED TO LONG TO FILE THEM. NO BITCH YOU CANT CLAIM ME IT TAKES ALL MY REFUND AWAY
cut back on the excessive lewdness please.
>>682391822
yeah!!!! i remember just like yesterday when she wouldn't say anything....
>>682391986
tell the irs youre an independant and they did not have permission.
>>682392025
>Shizuru
>>682391448
Remember that friend that is working on starting a Youtube I mentioned. I'm his editor. I posted his trailer for him yesterday or the day before. Currently working on his first (episode).
>>682392111
oh shit we're getting real lewd
>>682389848
My name isn't Peter. And if we're talking about a world with giant animals, then what you'd more than likely see is spiders of a minuscule size like the small house spiders of today. We know this because we have physical examples of it. The largest ever fossilized specimen that has been found is only a few centimeters in length.
>>682391304
Yeah, the animal world is kind of disgusting and horrible. But also fascinating in a way.
>>682389391
Why do you exist?
>>682391979
hmmmm.... a shinoa with bunny ears.....sounds cute
jfc enough with the damn softcore. theyre empty posts you post all the time. this is getting retarded
>>682391721
MOAR BUTTSERVICE!!! <3
>>682391420
Loving the skin-tight suit!
>>682391856
I don't think so, lady! Noire has that special tsundere quality to her! Just wait until she gets on! Teehee~
>>682391979
Geez. Even without a smug, still smug.
>>682391986
That sucks! D:
>>682392111
Whoa... Moar ass.
>>682392285
Makes me wanna shove myself right in! <3
Curious thread.
>>682392285
Im done now everything passed this is really lewd.
>>682392403
wooo!
>>682391079
Yeah haha I am always here!
>>682391986
Son of a bitch. Get out of that house with a vengeance.
>>682392349
The Smuggest, super cutest, lewdest around!
>>682392403
Hmm you sure you dont have a smug?
ITT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIri9YLHpOg
>>682391420
;)
>>682391614
Its easy when your a qt
>>682391721
tehe
>last one
. contain yourselves
>>682391986
Shit up pussy if you weren't a lazy fuck living in their house you would not have a problem so go fuck yourselve fa
>>682392331
>
>>682392403
hey nep, how are you today?
>>682392285
>>682392547
no idea if by jfc he means you but you should read >>682392376
try to bundle your replies into one post to avoid thread spam friendo
>>682392042
it fits him kek
>>682391979
this picture amuses me greatly desu
>>682391986
shit nigga
>>682391936
no idea how to feel about this
>>682392669
spaghettiel
>>682392318
Very true, there's just odd critters around with peculiar behaviors and that always gains interest, probably the biggest reason why documentaries are fun to watch.
>>682392752
Just smile and nod
>>682392025
kys
how are you doing anon that is tsundere for yume and likes tea
>>682392285
2lewd
>>682392752
all of this softcore porn is thread spam. at least im not bumping image limit with erp
I've watched pretty much every cooking documentary on Netflix.
>including both 2 full-length movies about sushi
I just want some decent background noise about food, preferably seafood.
Shiragami Youko claimed, bored as fuck.
>>682391420
>>682392663
last one
>>682392719
I pay rent and pay for my phone and own my own car and im employed. they have no right to claim me and it takes away too much money from me.
>>682392279
That's really nice of you! He must be really thankful~
>>682392979
not sure who I'm talking to so I can't really respond to this lol
>Karen
>>682392547
>>682392485
>>682392582
>>682393005
All of your lewds are now belong to Nep!!!!!~<3
>>682392656
I only have this, pretty much.
>>682392663
That's true.
>>682392752
Hey! I'm doing pretty well! How about you? :D
>>682393059
You could try getting back at them somehow. Is there a way to report what they've done?
>>682393149
a human being, but i suppose that makes it worse for you
>>682392979
>at least im not bumping image limit with erp
You say that like it's the lesser of the two.
>>682393291
>slurp
Now im really done.
>>682393059
call
the
irs
they are commiting tax fraud and stealing from you
>>682392656
that's a good combination, you should get started on that...
> nudge nudge
>>682393109
Yeah~
It's reaaally fun getting back into it. We're technically partners in the whole thing really... I mean the videos are of our whole group.
>>682393493
they told me they hadnt claimed me. if they keep it up i will.
>>682392657
And with all the anons with each other (me including) with the breeding or no slowing down. It'll be soon that you and milinda will be doing it
https://youtu.be/FHH9Sk0v89U
>>682392669
I stopped
>>682392752
Shinoa is amazing isn't she?
>>682393291
I like and accept
>>682393497
>
And Where's your rikka, young lady?
>>682393497
>wink wink
>>682393504
That's sound really great! Imma suscribe lol
>>682392839
Yeah, I read about a species of tarantula that has spikes on its hind legs that, instead of flicking hairs or biting uses their spiked legs to hit in defense.
>>682393497
>>682393756
Or you two. Knock her out, kagami ;)
>>682393756
Well shit, if you're really interested he'd appreciate it. I'll link you in steam.
>>682393291
No way all my lewds are mine! I shall not share!
>>682393856
I would guess that they inflict some kind of paralyzing substance with it, or?
>>682393731
h-huh??? well....im not sure...i think it had something to do with the problem homu fixed....
i do owe homu a lot already... lol
>>682393953
u-us two??!?!?
>>682393291
So hows your day goin qt?
>>682393329
that's some deep fuckin shit man god damn it's incredible
you should write a book
but really though, this guy says it fine.
>>682393380
I don't know if you're an erp'r or a softcore poster or asuka or jfc so I cant' really have a conversation with you
>>682393731
kinda makes me wanna watch the anime
>>682393291
doing great, gotta go to college in about three hours so just spending time here till then
got a shitty exam schedule though. three exams on may 9th and then one on may 17th so I can't leave in between them.
>>682392868
>smile
>nod
>rattle
>>682393953
>shipped
> ;)
>>682394139
>>682393856
I once read that bats aren't really blind.
They've got the power of echolocation and they've got decent vision, which makes them a powerful predator, especially toward small critters. I don't entirely know if that's true, but it's always been a fact that's interested me.
>>682393731
Thank you very much, Shinoa! It's an honor!
>>682394180
Damn. That sucks! Good luck with your exams! >:D Let the Nep be with you!
>>682394299
All they really need is their echolocation to know exactly where they are, and exactly where their prey is.
>>682394274
shinoa's right there!!!!
>>682393731
>It'll be soon that you and milinda will be doing it
when half of the thread contains porn, ots far too much. even one is too much. your waifu represents you. stop showing everyone youre a degenerate
>>682394150
Beach party?
>>682393995
Please do~
>>682393953
>>682394261
>>682394139
Oh snap!
>
>>682394420
>Hugs Neppy from behind and nibbles on her neck
>>682394420
Sometimes I think about that, and that's really fucking cool. To be able to use that kind of sonic ability and have it be constantly reliable, to me is really fascinating. I wonder what the world's like to them, like if it's large and scary and filled with horrible things, or filled with pleasant little surprises all the time. Bats have always interested me.
>pic
oh great, beach pic with trip six.. out
have fun weebs
Best bune
>dont judge me
>>682394681
i-i believe we've just been shipped!
>>682394105
Nope, just a lot of pain since they're strong enough to puncture the skin. It's kind of like whip spiders they have absolutely no venom at all, but have what amounts to two giant spiked clubs for pedipalps that they use for both hunting and defense.
>>682394299
Yeah, that's true. Bats can see quite well, actually. The echolocation is used primarily in hunting to give a precise picture to the bat so that as they're approaching it at a high speed it won't simply blur past them.
>>682394139
Yes you two. A tsun and explosive would be somthing don't you think?
>>682394180
I recommend not because waifu. Great story to it
>>682394261
Yes. you and maki would be great as well
>;)
>>682394420
You're welcome!
>>682394527
Doubting me?
>>682394681
>;)
>>682394860
Like how you shipped me and bunny anon not too long ago
Tenryuu claimed
>>682393291
i am belong to Nep
>>682392752
sorry didn't mean to botther anyone >.<
>>682395047
Warning. Ships are everywhere
>>682394914
Well that does sound quite interesting, would have thought they'd need a bit more for hunting though.
>>682394994
im kinda surprised you didn't ship me with homu lol
>an explosive tsun, two explosions in one
it works
>>682395170
fun fact i am named after ship
>>682394994
Never said I did.
>>682394994
I thought that Kagami and Homu were shipped...
>>682395225
I'm surprised too..
>>682394914
Ah, that'll never stop them from flying straight toward my face and changing direction at the last second.
Happens so frequently, I had never even seen a bat at all until about three years ago, and now they're everywhere and I really enjoy their company when I'm out on walks in the forested areas around my apartment.
>pic confirmed for false
>>682394767
OOOH~!!! Who's this?! MMM~
> moving around a bit
>>682394782
I'm gonna venture and say it's neutral to them. It's just like a map of a 2D platformer. They have a built-in radar full of threats when they fly, but they survive and get experience when they avoid crashing, so it should just become second nature to them! It's kind of like being on a bike in the city. I've had to dodge idiots who cut me off from the right just by using a sixth sense. You develop it with time.
>>682394994
Out of curiosity, do you always demand smugs from people?
> smirking
>>682395143
Aww yessss <3 Asuka, come here and let me do unmentionables to you~ Eheheheh...
>>682395309
Shipception?
>>682395170
>>682395378
im about to get Nepped into next week
>>682395222
moonpie
>and back to lurk
>>682393731
>It'll be soon that you and milinda will be doing it
>
>>682394666
>checked
>>682394681
Tehe
>>682394180
That's the spirit!
>Rattle
>>682395378
Interesting analogy, I like it!
>like being on a bike in the city
>I've had to dodge idiots who cut me off... by using a sixth sense
I wish I didn't have to relate to that, but drivers are assholes in Seattle.
>>682395175
No, the whip spider doesn't hunt anything that big anyways, it's an incredibly tiny species. The body never getting over three inches. They're terrifying little monsters, go ahead and look them up.
>>682395353
I've never had a problem with anything flying towards me except wasps and bees. I hate flying insects that also have stingers. I think they are made of Satan and need to stay away from me.
>>682395558
Fluffy Hair, you're not allowed to lurk until I've sufficiently ruffled your hair.
>>682395609
omg so precious
>>682395614
OEWW
>>682395222
mootrips
>>682395175
You're the /k/ guy, yes?
You have a few picture of the little guy in the gas mask, who is he lol?
>>682395143
np just when you use one image per reply the thread hits 150 images faster.
Off to take a shower, see you guys in next thread.
>>682395170
where will the ships go next?
>>682395614
>new year rattles
>>682395495
> so much Nep yes
>>682395614
That's a whole lot of rattling!
>>682395712
Some drivers are assholes here in Chicago too... I've almost died several times. I literally have to sense the car in the back about to cut me off, so I stop before the happens, or speed up past the car when the driver doesn't expect it.
>>682395830
i dont get replies very often lol
>>682395225
A three way! Such a great idea! Thanks!!
>>682395309
Irl?
>>682395321
>>682395609
;)
>>682395349
Kagami, homura, AND megumin. We all know own kagami is a pimp ITT
>>682395378
I'm the queen of smugs. Same goes with the queen of ERP/Lewds. She asks for lewds. I also accept super cute pics also but that'll next thread
>>682395385
>
>>682395748
I don't mind bees.
They go about their bees-ness and I go about my own. Wasps, though. Fuck wasps, but moreover fuck mosquitoes. At least wasps kill smaller bugs, for population control, I think. I'm not sure mosquitoes contribute anything.
>Also I have an irrational fear of craneflies
>They're gangly and spindly and they make me uncomfortable
>>682395609
cute
>>682395748
>whip spider
Oh, it's that one, seen a few pictures before of that monster.
Kind of reminds me of the camel spider though.
>>682395830
Random loner/stalker from the S.T.A.L.K.E.R. game series, practically /k/ the game.
>>682395991
three way?!
i-i kinda like...one on one, it seems more intimate that way....
>kagami
>>682396087
Craneflies are fine, they kill mosquitoes and are kind of goofy and bumble around.
>>682396184
Camel spiders also no venom. Both the camel spider and whip spider are not actually spiders, the former is a solpugid while the whip spider is an amblypygi. Both are arachnids. If you look up videos of them they sort of sway while they walk.
