Waifu claiming thread
Claim your waifu and discuss.
Obligatory claim.
God damn it.
Which one? This is clearly superior but they're flocking to the other.
>Just one this time
There'll be another time.
>>681419432
Can I stick with you, Hand? If I'm getting pruned, I'd rather get pruned under your OP.
>Hamakaze claimed
Back to dark souls.
Rumia claimed
>>681419872
Kill him. Do it for the glory of your waifu
>>681411616
>>681419732
Do as you please, I'm not one to tell.
>>681419850
Go for it, beautiful.
Sticking with hand.
>>681420266
It was a pointless question to begin with; I'll be in both of course.
>>681420536
That's what I assumed, smart choice.
>>681420307
Thank you kindly, Kyouko. How goes your night?
>>681420266
>beautiful
Fuyukaidesu.
I didn't even know this Lou Mao person or whoever made the other thread. The amount of posters is getting out of.../hand/.
>>681420307
Cheers!
>>681420727
>ba dum tish
Yeah, quite a few new faces, and it is quite loud.
I want to get along with the group, but quiet threads are nicer...
Guess I'll stalk 2 threads
>>681420727
Mi Luo!
>>681420727
He seems like an alright guy. Still makes threads even though he got a warning today, that's admirable.
>Before accusation of being clueless to VPNs
Can't quite put my finger on what the joke was there.
>>681421063
I didn't see you make the thread when I made mine, sorry.
>>681420719
Not bad I'd say. Just playing Hearthstone. What about you?
>>681420980
That's how I feel when I'm in there. Like everyone is yelling in a crowded room. And for someone like me who's always drinking, it makes my head pound. It's why I usually show up around 2am pst.
Hello.
>>681421216
Its cool Hand-kun
>>681421382
Hi Glico!
>>681421367
Yeah, it kinda sucks that I have to ignore some of the conversations just to keep up
>>681421216
>can't quite out my finger on what the joke was there
You can out your whole hand on me ;)
>>681420536
>I'll be in both of course.
Good to know.
I'd just like to thank you, despite not knowing what to say.
I'm just glad you're more and more open nowadays, even if you do dislike it, I got the opportunity to exchange a few words with you, and that is always important, for me at least.
So, hope your situation gets better, I wouldn't want you to have a rough week.
>>681421359
Nice, glad your night is going well. I'm doing well myself, just relaxing while listening to some music. The heat is actually helping with said relaxation.
>>681421382
Heyo, Galko.
>>681421444
Thanks, handsome. Up to anything right now?
>>681421641
Puns are getting out of hand.
>>681421382
Hi qt!
>You should wait until there's only one thread, posting from mobile on one thread is hard enough
>>681421773
>outof hand.
I fuckin love you, man
these threads are so fucking cringe i can only imagine what you faggots act and look like in real life haha
>>681421600
How is your night going?
>>681421773
Hey Handman.
Should I just call you Hand-kun like everyone else?
>>681421930
But then I'll fall asleep...
So I guess things are split between the comfy thread and the fast thread?
>>681421367
Same here, I like talking to everyone but when it gets that crazy the thread ends before I can even get a chance to respond
>>681421382
Heya! How goes it?
>>681421994
Zzzzz m8 we hear this shit 5x a day
>>681421994
Roger that.
>>681421971
Love you too, man.
>>681422115
Can call me whatever you want, friendo. Doesn't really matter to me. Hope your night is going well.
>>681421063
>pronounces slowly
Meeee Lowwww
Sorry about that. I don't really know you. You been around long?
>>681421216
I'll give you a hand in pun-recognizing sometime then.
>>681421600
>>681421367
That was me.
Yeah, and much of what runs through the thread is "haw ah yu/ fine tsankyu". The Shinoas are answering that all day. Like, ALL day. I see them when I go to work and when I come home, haha.
I have a few who I make an effort to say hello to, and just say goodnight to the rest, hehe
>>681422115
It might be for the better, having two threads is stressful.
Even though I enjoy your company, blue eyes
>>681422115
It's goin alright. Just relaxin on waifu for the moment - how the time has flown, though.
How are you? I recall you were ill a while ago - feeling better now?
>>681421216
Was he pruned along with Spike's threads, or because of them?
And if you say he's alright, I'll keep an open mind Hand-sama
>>681422468
You're quite the helpful person to have on hand. I appreciate it.
Sorry that you have that much difficulty coming to the thread, wish I could help you somehow.
>>681422468
Yeah, you can spend a LOT of time on these threads responding to hellos and how-are-yous. It's nice that anons care, though
>>681422468
Rum friend! haw ah yu?
>>681422120
Hi Koko. I'm tired but I don't want to sleep yet.
>>681422408
It's going pretty well, thanks.
>>681422572
I'll stay here for the next hour or two, probably.
>green eyes are good too
>>681422787
That's good. I'm all better now.
>>681421773
Not really, getting a bit sleepy
>>681422468
Not really just a couple of days, at most a week
>>681423072
How come? You waiting for someone again?
Claiming Judy Hopps!!
Well t-thats all folks
Im going to bed nighty night
So my neighbors came over the other day and they want to split 50/50 on a fence. Guess who's ddoing even more carpentry work?
I've been living here for about a month and a half and that was the first time I met them. Pretty cool guys, so I invited them over for beers on the weekend. Forgot I kinda booked the most important trip of my life of the weekend.
Kek
Patmaster stopping in for a second.
>>681422468
literally 10/10 waifu
>>681423072
Good to hear
>Galko really has a beautiful face too
>>681423377
Goodnight Luo anon!
>>681423072
That's cool then! Blue and green a best
>>681422788
I have no idea if I'm honest, mods are just doing their jobs as usual.
Their boss must have come to check up on them or something, considering they only ever do this in short bursts between extended gaps of time.
>I'll keep an open mind Hand-sama
Thanks, beautiful.
>>681423072
Glad to hear it, man. Up to anything right now?
>>681423155
Also getting tired, heh. >>681423377
Hope you sleep warm and well, handsome.
>>681423454
>Pats
Hope you're doing alright.
>>681423422
Kek, I'm sure they'll understand. Funny way to develop friendships with a neighbor. Hope your trip goes well, by the way.
>>681423768
The resemblance is uncanny.
Maybe this is why I liked Emi without really getting to know them
>marie rose
>>681423422
Whats your trip?
>>681423377
Goodnight! Sleep well :)
>>681421994
Was actually talking to a old coworker at the gym today about this. Told him my other hobby was being an Otaku. He asked me what that was and I explained and responded "YOU'RE a weeb?"
See, I'm almost at store director status, and no one under me or around me even knows I go to cons, love anime, or have a waifu. And ya know what? No one would care. I'm a Russian male who lives in Texas, supports himself, hangs out with friends, goes to parties, and works out daily. And my other hobby is anime. Such cringe.
>>681423278
My birthday is tomorrow, I don't want to miss the first couple minutes of it.
>>681423645
Thanks.
>Rumia is really cute
>>681423768
I can agree with that.
>>681423969
Just messing around with my guitar.
>>681423969
Doing pretty good, just really busy. Had to take my grandfather's dog since he recently went blind, pic related.
>patmaster
>>681424310
kys tbh fam
>>681424397
Woah! Happy birthday :D how old are you turning?
>>681424095
>The resemblance is uncanny.
I knew they kinda looked alike, but... They are TOO SIMILAR
>Maybe this is why I liked Emi without really getting to know them
Nah, it's because she is awesome
>>681424397
>My birthday is tomorrow
I was about to go to sleep, but fuck it, I'm waiting for that now!
>>681424397
Ahhh, that's right. You own a guitar, playing any tunes or are ya really just messing with it?
>>681424587
I'm sorry to hear about that.
That's nice of you to take care of him, hope your grandfather is doing alright. Happy to hear you're safe and sound.
>Comfy looking chair
>>681422120
Hard to keep up, for sure.
>>681422853
Don't worry about it. When I'm not in the threads, I'm doing something productive, like drinking haha.
>>681423038
True.
>>681423071
Fine tsankyu. Haha, after the other night, I had just a headache. I remembered why I don't drink vodka. I feel sorry for the people working under me who I yelled at. I bought them pizza, to apologize for my mood.
Haw ah yu, Rum n' Koko?
>>681423155
Ah well welcome and all that jazz.
>I'm Mirai-anon and I drink alot.
Also, gudnacht
>>681423454
I like this guy. Thank you, I think so too.
>>681423969
They type with their feet, so it takes them a while to do things.
>>681424785
navyseal.copypasta
>>681424785
I'm turning 20.
>>681424993
If you really want to sleep, I'll still be around tomorrow.
>>681425075
Trying to play some RHCP by ear, that's about it.
>>681425075
The chair is fucking amazing.
>>681425360
Your waifu looks like my wife. Freakishly similar looking, actually. I'd post a pic but she's asleep and I don't have any on hand.
>>681421713
Yeah, I don't mind breaking my lurk for you. No, not at all. It is nice that we get to exchange a word or two. Thank you.
>I wouldn't want you to have a rough week
I don't mind it too much, even though it takes it's toll. Happiness is a precious commodity that shouldn't be wasted on me
The other reason why I've been breaking the lurk is because I sometimes see a nice person getting ignored, like Froggy and Haurchefant. I don't enjoy talking with them, to be honest, but I want to try and make them welcome when they're here. So I reach out. Froggy seems to be fitting in well. Haurchefant... I'm not sure.
My sweet little waifu.
>soon to be wife walks into room
>gets into bed with me
>calm down this isn'tewd
>starts farting like a fucking mammoth
>Jesus christ, Chelsea. The fuck did you eat
>Elaine is so much worse though
>is her excuse
>Well okay but I don't have to deal with Elaine's stinky ass.
THIS is what I'm going tk marry. Kill me
>>681425360
I worry easily, annoying trait I have. Drinking, eh? What's your poison?
>their feet
Kek, more like their ass.
>>681425611
Looks fucking amazing, jealous now.
>>681425742
You're a sweet guy from the sounds of it, we're lucky to still have you here with us.
>>681425988
Sounds like marriage material to me.
>>681425576
I want to be one of the first to wish you a happy birthday. Besides, my insomnia will probably keep me up until the sunrise
>>681425988
>starts farting like a fucking mammoth
You made the right choice
>>681425360
well thats what you get for straying from the Rum, although im straying a bit myself. Went with two bottles of Kings Bay instead of one bottle of Bacardi so im feeling it in the mornings haha. Im doing Fine tsankyu, a bit miffed with the whole two threads shit and all that going on but hey, what can you do
>Bought them pizza
Id like you as a boss, way better then my last
>>681425611
>waifu looks like my wife
How does one go about finding 3D waifus?
>>681425576
Nice! Im 20 myself, what are you gonna do tomorrow?
>>681425988
Who the fuck is Elaine? and dubs confirm, fuck the fartbox
>>681426312
Hey! Hows it goin?
I'm heading out, goodnight anons, sorry for intruding
>>681426179
You could put your hand in my chair Hand-Kun...
>>681426312
How's it going Syndra?
>>681426664
Have a goodnight Rumia.
>>681426486
One of her friends. I would've said one of her friends but I figured you guys would catch on. And eveyone did. Except you
Kek
>>681426664
Goodnight, sleep warm and well.
No intrusions were had, happy to see ya.
>>681426720
>flattered hands
Okay...
Run low on pics.
>well good one marie rose. You just wasted one here. Fucking retard
>>681426312
Did you go to sleep?
>>681426407
Well, thanks.
>it really means a lot
>>681426486
I'm going to work, then visiting my parents in the afternoon.
>and I'll be here of course
>>681426664
Goodnight.
Sleep well.
>>681426720
wait is there a sylvie-anon?
>>681426486
3D printers can do wonderful things.
>>681427149
I'm the only one I know of.
>>681426985
Just flip every image and pretend it's new, they will never notice the difference.
>>681427245
forgot pic
>>681427245
>>681427149
gotta love Sylvie
>>681427004
oh sorry! how have you been bun anon
>another hambahgah
claimed kagami.....
>>681426486
>>681426735
Justcame back from my morning work and now im waiting for my classes to start.
>>681427039
I forgot to
>>681425611
Does your wife wear glasses?
>>681426179
Do your hands shake when you worry? Rum. Rum is my poison. Between Koko, Spike, and I, we could form a group called "Alcohol Disposal Professionals"
>>681426486
Hey hey, I don't call it straying. When it's vodka it's called "leaning towards my heritage" And yeah, we're all liable to get banned soon. Like I said last thread, if they have to kill us, they have to kill the drawfags and furries first. King's Bay isn't too bad, but it's not too good either, hah.
>>681426664
Nyte
Miho claimed
>>681427202
No tax return money....
Claimed
Until the other thread 404s I am going to post bread porn.
>marie rose
>>681427495
No? But my anxiety shoots through the roof and I get very paranoid.
Rum? Mmmm.
>>681427574
Tfw no marie rose
>>681426664
>intruding
>implying
Always great to see you! Have a goodnight :)
>>681426741
Well so-rry for considering polygamy as an option
>>681427039
Sounds like a cozy birthday, do you have anything on your wishlist?
>>681427245
Well I know what im getting, is there a specialized waifu making brand?
>>681427495
Yes, she does.
Akiko claim
These captchas are beyond stupid
>select all straat name plaques
>shows pic of umbrella
>>681427421
>im stuffed
>>681420719
Holy fuck I just now saw the two dollar bill at the bottom left
sachi claim
>>681427817
Seemsabout right
>>681427818
awwwww.....not even room for pizza?? im sorry bun anon
>mfw there were two threads
Curie claimed.
how are you guys?
>>681427953
>>681427998
Good
How are you?
>>681427486
Go to sleep.
>>681427742
Not really.
>>681427817
Hello again.
>>681427910
qt <3
>45 minutes
>>681427934
Do you like?
>>681427978
>Mhw you never noticed
>mischievous hands
>>681428019
Thats funny, but nothing can beat this.
>>681419432
Get a fucking life you fag nigger. I'm so tired of all u gay ass weebs but you especially make me sick. U think ur so cool cus ur hand is famous among you degenerates. Why don't u just kill yourself
>>681428118
>45 minutes
wat?
>>681428118
What's up Galko?
Didn't sleep again tonight, too busy coding
>>681428209
> U think ur so cool cus ur hand is famous
Hand is top poplar
>>681427556
So much pantsu!
>>681427574
Mfw I'll never be in it...
>>681427660
Sailor Jerry, Captain Morgan Spiced 100 proof, and Kraken are my three greatest friends.
Can you make a gun with your hand, Hand?
>>681427755
Christ.
>>681427817
grass is what ticks me off
>>681427978
Have been for a while. On Hand's side, it's a slower thread, but on the other hand, we gwan get banned.
>>681428209
OMG SO REKT
>>681427486
Nice, what classes are you taking?
>>681427495
Thats true, that frees me up to drink Jeager! haha, and thats true, Id be willing to bet waifu is pretty low on their list. And I actually like King's Bay, its just a bit less smooth in the mornings
>Alcohol Disposal Professionals
Im honored
>>681427556
You didn't get anything!?
>>681427574
>still not in it
Oh well, maybe next month
>>681428209
>u think ur so cool
Please don't even respond to this lmao
>>681428201
I think I'm going to call it a night. Goodnight everyone.
>>681428420
Good night! This is the last of my vread porn. Back to marie rose
>>681428201
That is amazing.
>>681428290
I would take a pic but I don't want to put my sleeping wife on 4chan.
>>681428406
wha-what?!
All the MonMu girls
>>681428268
Nice.
>>681428267
Until my birthday.
>>681428290
Better?
>>681428342
Got $750 spent it in 5 mins.
>>681428209
Yes.
>>681428290
Can I? Yes, would you like me to?
>two fingers out or one?
>>681428420
Goodnight, Gourd. Stay beautiful.
>>681428621
Well happy early birthday.
>>681427817
Hey peachy! Hows it goin?
>>681427818
Ayyy
>>681427940
Heya! How goes it?
>>681427978
Thats what im sayin
>>681427998
Hey! Hows it goin Curie?
>>681428118
Aw cmon, there has to be something that you really want
So... who are you guys voting for? I'm really just trying to make small talk here.
>>681428118
no u
>ready
>
>>681428267
WWIII in 45 mins
>And Galkoanon's birthday
>>681428420
Night!
>>681428551
I've never seen anyone posting bread porn pics here. You are a cool lad
>>681426179
Eh. Nonsense.
>>681428420
Stay chill, Gourd. Goodnight.
>>681428420
Have a goodnight Gourd.
>>681428420
goodnight
>>681428092
getting a little tired. might take a sleeping pill and in a few hours I'll be ready to dream of Curie. until then i am listening to black and thrash metal recommended to me from /mu/.
>>681428287
>>681428298
>>681428361
>>681428670
He literally makes this thread every day. How sad is OP's life honestly. I wish I could have you killed you faggot I'm dead serious if I ever saw u in real life I'd knock ur fuckin lights out.
>>681428209
>get a life
Let's explore that, anon-fag.
>open computer
>navigate to 4chan
>begin to sweat, because trap, ylyl, fur, and gore threads are calling.
>see Hand
>fuckthisfuckingniggerruiningmyfaproutine.meme
>navigate to thread
>post in thread calling OP a fag
Who's the degenerate now?
Goddamn idiot. Go someplace else if you're that fucking sad. Like tumblr or reddit or fj, just fuck out of 4chan.
>>681428808
>
>>681428290
>>681428342
Find a chibi of yourself and ask Hand-kun, he can set you up
>>681428118
I wont.
>>681428342
Basics of programming
>>681428558
forgot image again jesus I'm tired.
>>681428621
happy early b-day galko, hope it's a good one
>>681427978
i didn't notice either
>>681428808
>>681428916
Forgot to ask: What about you?
>>681428808
Vermin supreme even though he's not an option.
>>681428825
I meant what I said.
>>681428852
I never really gave those genres a fair shot. I listen to a bit of death metal. Favourites being
Abysmal torment- dawning new aeon
Cryptopsy- crown of horns
>>681428876
But the world is already my oyster so that wouldnt accomplish much.
>>681428621
I'll be here when it happens
>>681428782
busy busy, couldn't catch any sleep again because I couldn't get these codes to work
>>681428808
im not even sure....ill prolly just move to cambodia or something....
>>681428808
Im not a registered voter but trump.
>>681425988
I wouldn't use nice to describe that period of my life. My life as it is now is nice. I've people I really care about, I'm in love with someone that loves me back, I've a steady job and can afford to not only pay my own bills and afford to buy nice things if I want them.
>>681428420
Later Gourdo! Sleep well :)
>>681428641
Oh yeah, didn't you spend them on your car parts?
>>681428808
Nobody, I don't pay attention to politics so any vote I make is invalid
>>681428922
Oh is that how it works? Sheeeit
>>681428936
Sweet, what are you trying to do?
>>681428876
> I'm dead serious if I ever saw u in real life I'd knock ur fuckin lights out.
>mrw this faggot is sadder than all these fucking weebs
But seriously, kill yourself
>>681428782
Money.
>>681428816
It's coming.
>>681428778
Thanks Miho.
>>681428981
Thanks Kagami.
>I hope it is too
>>681429193
>35 minutes
Soon.
>>681429152
Yeah ok implying ur not a sad basement dwelling g fag weeb neckneards who has no real relationships or ambitions in life except masturbate to drawn Japanese underage girls. KYS
>>681428876
Alright, sorry I offended.
>>681429018
Me, personally? I don't really like any of them. I don't care for the socio-economics of Bernie, everyone knows what's wrong with Shillary, and Trump is just a little bit too war happy to put into a position of power right now.
I really don't want WWIII guys.
>>681429363
The car payments. Aint got shit left. And i need new case fans.....fuck.
I'm gonna head to sleep, have a good day/night everyone.
>>681429427
Happy early-birthday Galko!
>>681428342
Ever tried rice wine? Saké? Fucking Jaeger, hahaha you mean the alcoholic koolaid? Actually, I don't have a leg to stand on, considering my heritage is Vodka...
>>681428558
I'm not asking for it, but thank you. Buy your wife lots of glasses holy shit if I had a glasses wearing wife that's all I'd spend money on.
>>681428641
I wasn't complaining, still not but...
>>681428670
Just one, plz
>>681428922
Pic related
>>681429457
>my computer is on the first floor thank you
>im 6'2'', skinny, and white.
>you're totally right about relationships though.
>Fapping to drawn japanese lolis isnt an ambition i already do it
>again the world is my oyster, killing myself wouldnt make sense
Im going to call it a night. Cya guys
>>681429862
good night kyo, sleep tight and sweet dreams, see ya tomorrow....
>>681429915
This may be the firsttime I didn't mean to upload a lewd. You knkw what this means.
Within 5 posts there will be trips
>>681429906
Kill your gay self
>>681429862
goodnight beautiful
>>681429915
goodnight lewd beauty
>>681429877
She has maybe 4-5 pairs, but most of the time she'll only wear one of them.
>>681429862
Good night Kyouko!
>>681429915
Night Marie Rose
>hnnnnggg
>>681430038
>/waifu/ magic can now predict gets
We are too powerful
>>681429095
Hm. The more I talk to people, the more they tell me this type of rubbish. I'm starting to get worried; They can't all be mad.
Nonetheless, I'm glad that I've stuck around. Really glad.
>>681429862
Thanks Kyouko.
Goodnight.
>can we not have 2 threads this time
>>681430096
im a straight white male
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdiVmkeZtKM
I just came up with a great idea.
Let's go on
stay with ehre here
lets
guys, lets
you listening?
lets go on the internet
and you ready?
lets go on the internet and shit post
>>681430181
Forgot pic
>>681429862
Night! <3
- tsuzu
>>681430096
Who is sadder, the guy amusing himself with subjectively stupid shit, or the other guy who for some reason gets angry seeing it and spends his time commenting on it while no one asked for it?
>>681430252
I thought it prior to you talking more frequently. The way you talked to Sanya and such tipped me off pretty hard.
Call it rubbish if you want, though I don't see it like that. I'm glad you decided to stick around, Ruri seems to like you quite a bit. Glad y'all could get along.
>>681428876
>knock ur fuckin lights out
Nice threat dad
>>681429193
Thats too bad, but hey, at least your doing what you want right? haha
>>681429427
Honestly it is the best gift haha, that way you don't have to put on a fake smile when someone gives you something shitty
>35min
Remind me, ill have a drink on you!
>>681429628
Well thats a free car payment at least! Right?
>>681429862
Goodnight! Sleep well :)
>>681429877
No I haven't, im down to try em though! Unfortunately my family isn't super diverse in drink choices and Im some months shy of buying my own
>alcoholic koolaid
hahaha Id never heard it like that, that actually reminds me of the only named drink i've had and it was A purple dragon, Vodka and purple koolaid, was my grandpas fav
>>681429915
Later! Sleep well :)
>>681430295
Sounds like a plan
>koko
>>681428808
Already have 87 Hilary Clintons in my government. Don't need any more.
