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>I actually told OP to make this thread in another one. Thank me for this, faggots.
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Thanks based OP
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QWETOQWTUIQWETUIWEIO
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>>681146982
rockin that gay ass flower wallpaper atm cos its pretty
>>681147057
i like my KBT pure pro. has arrow keys and is fully programmable
>That's awesome! Too cute, haha.
ty nigga
gotta stay fashionable
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>>681147313
>tfw never experienced a prostate orgasm
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>>681147331
>has arrow keys
It took me a while to get used to, but the arrow key functionality on the Poker is one of my favorite things. I actually don't want to go back to a keyboard with dedicated arrows anymore. Especially with typing, the arrow modifier on a Poker is so much faster.

>>681147406
I share your pain. One day I will. Came close when I got Nox but couldn't resist touching.
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>>681147406
I've tried it probably 50 times or more since I was 15, and I've never been able to do it once. Hopefully a BD toy may help when I eventually get one. Why is it so hard?
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>>681147406
I know that feel.
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Do prostate orgasms actually feel this great?
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>>681147831
Probably. The stimulation alone is amazing, even though I've never cum from it.
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>>681147831
they're pretty good
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>>681147558
yea
on this board its FN + okl;
i quite like it.
>>681147406
tfw have
its kinda effort because i have to not fap for a while. but i can do them.
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>>681147558
I've used my Vergil and Chance but no luck.
>>681147658
It sucks. I'm not sure why, but everyone is different and maybe I'm just missing it?
>>681147800
Same
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>>681147951
I don't know. I never managed to seem to reach my prostate. I'm really tight so it doesn't help much. I really wish I can try it once.
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>>681147968
>on this board its FN + okl;
Poker II it's Fn+WASD which is awesome because I'm so used to WASD anyways. Still trying to convince my coworkers on the superiority of a 60% board.

>>681147976
>I've used my Vergil and Chance but no luck.
Only managed to get Nox inside me once. It was great, but I take a lot of time to relax and prep, makes it kinda difficult to do with any real frequency.
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>>681147831
Better.

Pic doubly related.
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>>681148066
You'll definitely want to stretch a little then. I have tiny little babby hands and fingers, so I can't really go deep without stretching a lot and going past my knuckles. I started when I was about 12, so I've had a lot of practice. But you may be different. Just take it slow, use 1 or 2 fingers at first, and most of all, be careful. If it starts to hurt, then stop.
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>>681148215
some people will just never understand.
fucking retarded when you hear someone like that.
>BUT I GOTTA PRESS FN? OMG!
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>>681147831
I'd say yes. I tried it once, had to help myself with a hand a bit so it wasn't totally hands-free, but it was still one of the best orgasms I ever had.
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>>681148453
YES. Fucking hell, we're all developers of one function or another and one of these guys still hunts and pecks to type. I don't get it. Fucking scrubs man, I tell ya.
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>>681148520
Well then, guess who's gonna have to try something new tonight.
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>>681148792
Good luck, and have fun!
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Morning
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>>681148792
You should stop fapping for a week and then try prostate stuff, it really helps.
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>>681148946
Good morning.
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A nice hot shower was what I needed!

And it looks like the sun is starting to shine a little.
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>>681149290
Lovely!
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>>681148959
Another option is to edge yourself for a good while before trying to get the prostate orgasm.

>>681149290
nigga it's 6 pm, the sun has been up for a little over 12 hours.
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Anyone headed to any cons this year?
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>>681149414
It's 10am here. And I wasn't wanting to do anything today.
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>>681149635
Going to Furry Fiesta next year. Saving up now.
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>>681149650
>almost May
>10 am
>the sun is just starting to shine
Where do you live? The 7th circle of Hell?
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>>681149888
>what are clouds
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>>681149722
Im miss Texas Im from there. But its not too bad were I'm at now
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>>681149751
Imagine how soft the fur must be around the shaft. That tight, hot hole and soft fur around it..wonderful
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>>681149888
It's been overcast grey with rain for the past week.
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>>681149979
Mhmm. Sounds amazing.
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>>681149961
Aww, nice to see a fellow Texan. I do wish more fur folk were around here.
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>>681149979
Just imagining going balls deep is enough for me. The thought of their ass pressing hard against one.
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>>681149635
Might go to RMFC since it's here in town. Just to walk around a bit.
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>>681148684
yea i just don't understand why people get so mad about 60%'s
they are fine. people should try one and get used to it before they say 60%'s are stupid
too many keyboard plebs dude
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>>681150166
Theres alot in Houston. There were meets until the new commissioner had to fuck up the rules in parks
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>>681149956
I was assuming he was talking about the sun coming up, not about it showing from behind the clouds. Meaning was lost in translation it seems.

>>681150063
So you were talking about weather, not the day length.
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>>681149635
i don't plan to. nobody in my country to go with.
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>>681150440
I live away from there and travel is kinda long. I've never heard of any meets there either. Would be nice to go to.
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>>681150455
Yep. The weather is not good here for now. It will clear up in a day or two I think.
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>>681150795
That just looks shopped on; like it was done at the last minute.
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>>681150664
We had snow last night. 4-6 inches, depending. I was supposed to go to school in the morning, but the friend who was supposed to take me didn't want to go drive 120 km on summer wheels when the roads were covered in snow. Right now it's overcast over here, but there shouldn't be more snow.
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Whats the percent rate of getting some at a con?
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>>681150962
Yeah, I can kinda see it.
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>>681151080
aids
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>>681151080
I wouldn't know. I'd use protection for anything like that. I want to get some with a nice guy and girl.
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>>681151469
Of course protection is needed. Better safe than sorry.
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>>681151873
better not a slut than a slut.
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Fapping

>>681151873
Truth!
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>>681151956
Actually...
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>>681152173
That shouldn't be there. I think.
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I need to get laid
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hey dash get a collar too they are best feel
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>>681152683
I know right?
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>>681152682
Me too, mang.

>>681152683
I'd love to! I saw the website you linked a while back when I was lurking, and they seem really nice. I'll definitely get one.
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>>681152778
fucking love mine
>>681152787
man you really are a gay.
yea get one they feel really lewd and good.
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>>681152682
Is it too much to ask for to get a chick with big titties or a hot twink to rock my world?
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>>681153045
if you aren't hot too then yes
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>>681152990
Yeah, yeah, I know. Don't remind me. I want a black one with spikes and red stitching. Looks fucking sick.
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>>681153045
Yes (No)
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>>681153172
yea that would be pretty nice
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That was a nice fap.
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>>681153174
Wouldnt take much would it? Just get ripped and have a huge schlong.
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>>681154010
You can have a good looking body without being ripped, and shlong size is not really something you can change without taking extreme measures.
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>>681154533
ripped is shit tier
nobody with good taste likes ripped
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>>681154533
I just need another month to finish my weight training and I have a nice package
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>>681154891
ew
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>>681154694
you like the fat sex?
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>>681154972
fuck no i like cuties only
literally anything else is shit tier
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>>681155158
teehee you like fat sex
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putting on stockings after a shower sux
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>>681155158
Whats wrong with getting ripped/toned? Takes years to build muscle as body builders do.
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>>681154694
Skinny and toned is the way to go
>>681154891
The only important package is in your pants
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>>681155511
just not a fan. looks shitty. slightly toned is ok though but im not a fan of too much muscle
just a tiny bit
>>681155639
masterrace
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Hi /g/fur.
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>>681147206
>feminine furry traps and twinks
>mfw they think this is g/fur
no faggots, you arent special snowflakes, you are all straight. even if you want to suck a feminine dick or be fucked in the ass by a feminine dick, it is 100% straight.
>inb4 le bi may may
no be means you would have sex with average man, not with some femcutie only.
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>>681155729
cute
>>681155827
someone ugly with low standards confirmed. just because you cant get cuties doesn't mean everyone else should be salty like you
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>>681155639
Package in mah pants is what i mean. Tis thick too
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>>681155807
Haven't seen you in ages. Hi there.
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>>681155827
>no be means you would have sex with average man, not with some femcutie only.
>your preferences are irrelevant my interpretation of sexuality is the only correct one
pls go
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>>681155807
Hey
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>>681155965
Hi Pino. I'm alive, just only pop into threads once in a blue moon.
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>>681156126
Hey there, Dash.
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>>681155807
yo, again

>>681155827
what

I mean first off, I'm not sure how that relates to the OP post at all. Second, I love guys and would fuck an average man. I wouldn't on the other hand, even consider touching what looks like a pus-covered cut wound that bleeds for 5 days a month.
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good evening
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>>681156252
Hi Badj.
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>>681156277
Cheetahs are so lovely.
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>>681156462
Indeed
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>>681156126
>the mutts face

kek its more like "Oh hey I saw Alan from Marketing today" rather than "Ooh yeah that feels good"
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>>681156727
>short but thick.
Nice.
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It seems like everything gets worse by the fucking day.
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>>681156880
Girth > length
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>>681157028
Maybe not too thick for me, but I do like girth more than length. Just the idea of a thick knot filling me is so awesome.
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>>681157001
How so?
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>>681157205
What about when one has length with girth?
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>>681157150
What are you smiling about?

>>681157205
Of course, everything within reason. I'm half expecting someone to make an argument about negative length + girthy dick at this point.
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