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Badger OP comment.txt
This is gay af.
>>681157352
Wonderful!
But too big is still too big for me. Ideally something that is thin at the head and gradually gets bigger closer to the base would be heaven.
>>681157234
Well, at about 4:00 this morning, there was a loud crash that woke me up, which I had assumed was thunder or something, but I found it odd because there wasn't any storm. Come to find out, a fucking HUGE tree ended breaking, and falling right the fuck on the one vehicle that's being shared between my dad and grandma whom I live with. Took off the mirror, crushed the hood, took off the front fender. And it was a perfectly fine tree too, nothing wrong with it. My grandma, bless her heart, is a good woman, the best I've ever met, and she doesn't have any kind of money for this shit, and she's been fucked over by everything imaginable within the last couple of years since she retired. It's just one thing after another, and that puts a huge stress on me, and I know it does for her. First it was my dumbass dad getting a DUI which no one could pay for, then the fridge, then the microwave, then the sink. Just after we think we've finally just got everything fixed, ho ho, here comes the real fucking kicker. We just can't get a break around here, and we're all losing our god damn minds.
>>681157891
Oh, and all the while trying to move because my grandma wants to move to the beach in Florida for retirement, which she's dreamed about forever.
>>681157594
I've never quite understood why anthropomorphs are almost always depicted with boners, even in the most casual of circumstances. Like there's two of them in a sauna, they're essentially just taking care of their personal hygiene, there's absolutely no reason for it to turn lewd. While I understand why someone might consider it fun to draw them with boners, the context of the situation makes it silly and uncalled for.
>>681157891
Jesus dude, I'm so sorry. That is literally Jacques Cousteau-level bad luck.
For what it's worth, I hope you manage to catch a break soon.
>>681158101
It's furry art, there's no logic to it. Artists draw what will get them hits, reason and circumstances be damned.
>>681158123
Yeah, we all do. Thanks. And I've had my fair share of bullshit too. My motherboard killed itself a month ago, so I had to spend all of the money I've saved from over the years (because I'm a NEET) to get a new CPU and mobo. And now my graphics card is dying, and I have no money to pay for it.
>>681158241
Essentially, yeah. I just wish they would have a sense of propriety. Like sometimes it can be arousing, mixing up normal life situations with degenerate furry perversity, but most times it's just stupid.
>>681158340
Shit dude. Like...damn.
I'd say more, but I need to head to class. I'll have to talk to you another time.
>>681158587
See ya, man.
This is for everyone. Length, Girth, or both?
>>681158556
Basically, yeah, but furries in general are...easily amused.
Class, TTYL.
>>681158644
Both.
>>681158556
I'd say the same thing applies to like scale too. Like a stallion ramming a bunny in the butt and going balls deep without hurting him. That being said the laws of g/fur art apply
>>681158644
Both
>>681158644
Aesthetics come first, length and girth are both important, but I'd give a slight preference to length, just because it looks better usually.
I'm gonna leave for a little while. I've got to go outside or something and try to calm the fuck down before I have a damn stroke. See ya guys.
>>681158644
Preferably both, of course, but if I had to choose one, it'd be girth.
>>681158676
Bye.
>>681158723
Yeah, it's ridiculous, but what are furries but mindless slaves to excess? The more impossible the scale, the more extreme the situation, the more it amuses the masses.
>>681159013
Some extremely unrealistic size discrepancies are a turn-off, usually, and hyper stuff is just absurd. Big stuff is meant to be going in nice and slow and not always balls-deep. But a lot of artists like to imagine that the person being fucked by a giant double-digit horsecock doesn't have any internal organs and acts as a sentient cum-vessel.
>>681159481
Yup, that tends to happen with a lot of artists. It's like they've never had sex themselves.
>>681159013
hah yeah true. But then this too >>681159481 I like big as much as the next person but too big is absurd
>>681158340
Ff/when I get Pascal later this year I'll give you my 980 for free.
>>681159649
>It's like they've never had sex themselves.
I don't have any data on that, but I am afraid that the percentage of virgins among furry artists may be quite high.
>>681160118
a guarantee
>>681159886
Agreed. On a mildly related note, colour me weird, but I enjoy a big guy in more sense than one. Like I suppose I can understand how people like twinks, but that's just a turn-off for me.
>>681160118
That seems likely.
>>681160118
It's speculation. And some artists probably have wild fetishes or that's just what the commission entails.
>>681160260
I dont mind big guys, as long as they have nice defenitiin on there bodies. Twinks on the other hand, i love to see them with curves.
>>681160260
I like a bigger guy too but then I'm quite versatile. I love straddling a big guy, rubbing his big body and riding him then cuddling and squueeeeezzing him tight
>>681160548
Generally I am drawn to the average guy myself. Or someone a little thicker. So long as they're not disproportionate and still resemble a human being, I think they're probably alright.
>>681160560
Yeah, that's just great. Getting a bigger guy than you to be the big spoon for you is great.
>>681160887
oh yeah! lying on him and feeling his big arms and hands round you as you nuzzle into him. No homo
With guys though as long as they're not walrus tier or skelebros then I'm happy. Its more attitude and general looks.
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>>681161134
Yeah, that's just awesome. Full homo too.
>as long as they're not walrus tier or skelebros then I'm happy. Its more attitude and general looks.
this
all of my this
>>681161134
>With guys though as long as they're not walrus tier or skelebros then I'm happy. Its more attitude and general looks.
I like you already
>>681161295
kek yeah full homo, colossal fag behind closed doors. Trouble is finding a nice guy round here all the best ones are straight. its all old walrus and bitchy skellies
>>681161508
thank you anon I like you for liking me for that
>>681161595
>>681161595
>kek yeah full homo, colossal fag behind closed doors. Trouble is finding a nice guy round here all the best ones are straight. its all old walrus and bitchy skellies
Are you me?
>>681160887
I don't mind average guys either, as long they have heavy knowledge of music :3
>>681161677
No I'm not that cute ;)
>>681161771
You lie. I'm not cute in the slightest.
>>681161595
Mhm. My trouble is mostly that I can't trust myself enough to get involved in a serious relationship.
>>681161695
I don't know, man... There's a difference between extensive general knowledge and concentrated, deep knowledge.
>>681161857
yeah right I bet you make puppies and kittens go "oh hes cute!"
>>681158101
I'm sure I remember this image from when I was 17 and writing cringe stories on sofurry. That was 8 years ago ;_;
>>681162006
>literally work with puppies and kittens
>they love me.
Stahp!
>heavy knowledge of music
Do you mean true patrician tastes or something else?
>>681161942
nice pic. Cant trust yourself? How so?
I'm the opposite I'm ready and wanting a serious relationship with a guy but I cant find one so its a viscous cycle of
>tfw no bf
>tfw no point looking for bf cause no bf material here
>tfw sad cause no bf
>>681162227
well there you go. Its the truth.
>>681161942
Both. Music theory and knowledge on bands/artist. Classical, oldies, metal, goth, folk, traditional, experiential, jazz etc ...
>>681158101
I think this picture is a great example of how a character not having a huge boner doesn't make them any less hot.
>>681162336
But you're still cuter than me. It's indisputable fact.
>>681162257
Music theory and knowing bands/artist/musicians. I can go on about metal alone and its wide variety of sub genres
>>681162723
hah! yeah nah I'm a mess
>>681162831
Guess I kinda qualify then.
>>681162143
Feels?
>>681162336
I'm just not very good boyfriend material. I'm not financially stable, nor emotionally if I really get involved with someone. I'm not very dependable, though I try to do my best to put others' interests before mine. Generally I guess I just don't take life seriously enough to settle in and start a relationship. I'm cute and good in bed, or so I've been told, but that's not enough for a relationship.
>>681162426
My knowledge of bands/artists hasn't really been up to date since 2010, but I do have an ok general knowledge about theory and history.
>>681162464
Yeah.
>>681163626
Feels piled on feels. I was a mess as a kid, but got my act to together. Doing really well with my degree, great circle of friends, somewhat good looking so I'm told so yeah, not done bad
>>681163351
>>681163626
>>681163626
Hah sounds like me. I'm a hopeless romantic and fall in love too easily, spend money willy nilly and I put others before me all the time. Idk about good in bed, I'm a filthy bugger but try to put others on a pedestal and worship. Not cute either. I try to be dependable but then circumstance makes me think otherwise (e.g. going to meet a friend in need late at night but then thinking "Ah but I start early tomorrow. You wanna talk over the phone?")
plus my confidence has been shot to shit and I keep putting myself down which is no good
>>681164059
if its any consolation I know a fair bit about the hardcore punk movement as well as punk in general. I like my metal too
>>681164094
I understand. Its hard for me to socialize due to lack of self confidence and moving from place to place every 2-3 years. It is also hard for me to fi d people with the same interest as I. I ask if they know about a group or title and i hear "what is that?"
>>681163964
Sounds pretty familiar.
>>681164059
Sounds nice.
>>681164094
Ironically, I used to be a hopeless romantic myself, but then reality hit me in the face one too many times so now I'm just a benevolent cynic.
Yeah, putting yourself down is not good for you. Also if you worry about not being good at something, it's like a self-fulfilling prophecy. Do what I do, forget about worrying about it and just go with what you feel like doing at any given moment.
>>681164408
Nausea
Casualties
Rancid
Black flag
Sex pistols
Nofx
Motorhead
>>681164506
>wanna save pic
>see brand on trunks
>halt
Yeah I find it hard to socialise too, at work nights out I just sit in the corner in silence and mutter a few words. I meet loads of people who like the same music and/or hobbies as me but they're all on here and not in the local area
where get
>>681164692
and more I havent added to the folder
>>681164581
haha I tried not to wear my heart on my sleeve but its staying there. Cause my confidence is dead I struggle to forget about worrying and I spend most of my time in hindsight
>>681164929
Narse is decent at drawing butts.
>>681165295
oh yeah he has talent like. Pic related is my favourite butthole pic
>>681164929
>CP
>child
>porn
halp
>>681165294
That's a little cryptic. I'm not sure I follow.
>>681164581
Suppose it comes with the territory. Don't have any contact with my blood relatives. Disowned them when I was 15. Nothing to do with my sexuality, but other reasons and I felt I had nothing to lose. First few years were hard, but I just got on with it. Put myself through college twice, learned to drive, got into uni resort so I reckon I must be doing something right
>>681165534
yep. Saw that and went NO WAY JOSE!
>>681165294
Not too shabby of music. I has over 90Gb of music in my drive. Most of it is metal and industrial
>>681165294
>DK
>The Germs
I like you, anon.
>>681164929
I want to fill each and every one of those beautiful holes <3
>>681165498
I see.
>>681165534
Funny, that Cheetahpaws signature.
>>681165559
Yeah, well, apparently something's going right.
>>681165553
Well like I tried to distance myself and not fall in love so easily but it didnt work and I think maybe its more a psychological thing.
Also cause I have 0 confidence I keep worrying about things, I cannot forget or just ignore the worries I have until its over. For example if I were to ask someone out I'd keep panicking and panicking, mess it up then afterwords I'd think "Fuck. You talk to them every day, why was this an issue you should have just said....."
>>681165857
I know. But every time i see "cp" i can't stop thinking about child porn.
About the two words "child porn", i don't imagine actual child porn.
>>681165162
The fuck is that white thing?
>>681165644
>>681165703
thanks bros I like you too. I like NWOBHM and classic metal mostly. But then Black, thrash and some modern metal is also in my list
>>681165813
I wanna lick them
>>681166137
I wanna do both now
>>681166055
same here I go
>cp
>REDFLAGREDFLAGREDFLAG
>>681166109
deer butt
>>681165918
Oh, right, probably. I think it'd be better to just get out there and live as much as you can in the time given to you. We're here for only a few moments, might as well try to make the most out of it.
Ah, right. That's not a very good way to handle it, but you can't be expected to change how you handle things in a heartbeat. For me it's like I try to take things seriously, and I do get nervous too, but most times I manage with just thinking that it's better to have tried something than freeze over and regret not even trying.
>>681166055
>not cheese pizza
>>681166109
a goat butt, obviously
>>681166435
That's amore.
>>681166528
?
>>681166528
Dean Martin :D
Lay down your souls to the gods rock and roll!
>>681166862
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDzt6yI3Dw8
>>681166284
yep and cause they're scaly imagine hos slick and smooth they are
>>681166109
idk but I love the way it loses all resistance once the heads in and just slams right in til the knot
>>681166435
yeah true. Routine is a big part of it too I think. I'm stuck in the same routine of work - home. Trying to get out and about with the friends I have is difficult cause of their routines and the weather so its like I'm not taking a break or clearing my head
>>681166862
wuuuhhh rraaAARRRR BLACK METAL!
>>681167114
Hmm... Oh well, just gotta roll with it, I guess.
>>681166435
But is it a toy? Can i buy it
>>681167350
Probably.
>>681166999
No. Just...no
>>681167114
Yea :D
badgers
WEM!!!!
>>681167414
Where?
>>681167420
it's the best-worst song ever made. i hate it so much that i actually find it mildly enjoyable.
>>681167543
mewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
>>681167699
Best worst song goes to baby metal. Not a big fan of them. And attack attack i cant stand.
>>681167313
yeah just gotta sort things out one day at a time I suppose
>>681167420
kek. Class album
>>681166616
>talking about pizza without knowing dean martin
You just made Italy cry. You monster.
>>681168165
a guy in my sounds production class loved that song and played it whenever he could. He was a nob. He would hate on other shit like dismissing punk, metal, classic rock with a laugh but he thought the wee electronic bit in their song was the best thing ever.
>>681167565
I don't know, Bad Dragon?
>>681167727
i'll mew u
>>681168199
Yeah, I suppose that's the most reasonable way to go about it. On an unrelated note, I'd love to use a dildo to fuck a guy with a small or an average-sized dick.
>>681168265
katia you're being lewd pls go
>>681168576
oh
>>681168773
oh bb~
>>681168773
lewd is the sincerest form of love.
>>681168773
>>681165498
I'd love for more of this, but preferably with scalies
>>681168773
I like the idea of going butt to butt with another guy on a dobule dildo then using bondage tape to stick our dicks together with a vibe taped alongside the dick heads
>>681168659
Wonder what he thinks of it now haha
>>681169022
What did i just read
>>681169109
lol yeah he had a band and he basically ripped off attack attack and enter shikari then merged them together but it didnt go down too well
>>681168914
I wish I had more
>>681168659
Im an undergrad of Audio production. Tjose Mesa/Boogies are being wasted. And i knew a guy who only liked hardcore stuff, he didnt even liked Queen. Blasphemy
>>681168773
Nope, found it https://www.primalhardwere.com/category/humpables?adult_confirm=true
110 bucks tho
>>681169225
pic related with frotting and a vibe and added bondage tape to keep it all secure.
Basically an invitation. Cowboy
>>681169453
Damn that's hot as fuck
>>681168864
wemew~
>>681168871
lewd is just so... lewd tho
>>681168886
s-shh...
>>681169022
that's... a little scary, but somehow that adds to the appeal. I would like to try that too, myself, but there's really no one to try it with.
>>681169573
yup
>>681169373
is that as in the old hardcore or that new stuff? Either way what a clown
>>681169453
butt what's the belt for? Bondage?
>>681169671
>>681169289
I like a few Enter Shikari songs, they're kinda overrated but they do the "electronicore" thing much better than other bands
Btw it looks like his balls are hanging on for dear life lawl
>>681169821
why do you torment me
>>681169671
I know theres something about the helplessness and being stuck there crumbling from the pleasure. Idk I'm quite a kinky bugger hah
>I would like to try that too, myself, but there's really no one to try it with
story of my life
>>681169739
nah I think its just an ordinary belt being used for bondage
>>681169873
Yeah I liked their first album but then they went a bit crap. Also cause everyone in my area listened to them it got stale quick
>>681170014
>>681169724
The new stuff. I really wanted to kick his ass for not liking Queen. He didnt like Tool, Black Sabbath, or Pantera either
>>681170185
>He didnt like Tool, Black Sabbath, or Pantera either
Why are scene kids such faggots with shit taste in metal?
>>681170185
Oh god. I like heavy stuff but hearing "ROOROOH ROOOOOOOOOOO" again and again while getting punched repeatedly at a gig is no fun. I get that too with people
>colleagues call queen, sabbath, maiden "Old man shit"
>they listen to that vine tier female rap about love
>>681164059
Rock is good, yes
Too bad I will see none of my favourite bands live because of reasons
>>681170124
>Idk I'm quite a kinky bugger
that seems to be quite common among us
Mostly it's the fact that that kind of equipment is not usually found in people's bedrooms.
>>681170140
.////.
>>681170185
>>681170502
>>681170553
>>681170502
I know right?>>681170553
It aint old man stuff. Their the roots of metalz. Never forget the roots.
Roots, Bloody Roots!
>>681170861
Sepultura is good shit, my man.
>>681170834
>>681170861
>Roots, Bloody Roots!
hatatatatatatata~
>>681170124
Their first two albums are imo much better than any of their other material, after that their lyrics got too political, not that I inherently mute a song when I discover it has a political theme but I generally listen to music to escape from that stuff, not to be reminded of it
>>681170185
I mean i'm not the biggest fan in the world, i'm more into stuff like melodic death metal/melodic metalcore and progressive metal, but Queen are one of those bands that is impossible to straight up not like at all
pic possibly related
Anyways. Gotta go. Stay metal my friends
>>681171118
See ya
>>681170834
kek yeah I guess. Or maybe you've been looking in the wrong bedrooms ;)
>>681170861
Totally. Plus theres so much new stuff thats just music by numbers. Then when you take the history into account and realise what bands were putting out back then was so different and new it makes it all the better
>>681171060
>>681171296
That could also be a reason.
>>681171118
see ya bro stay metal
>>681171082
I'm the same with games I put games on to escape the world, not have it shoved in my face, unless like its a history themed game like ww2 or w/e
>>681171471
just gotta find the right people
>>681171603
I'm just not sure of how to find the right degenerates.
>>681171808
haha yeah iktf bud
>>681172034
the struggles
>>681172181
the struggles are real.
>talking with someone
>"I'm not into that"
>lose your mojo
>>681172403
the sexual repression is real
>>681172560
haha yep. Then the conversation deteriorates
>>681172560
Is it repression if I've never gotten to do... anything?
>>681172987
yep hes still killing the buzz and denying you
>>681171512
This is why I don't understand the whole realism thing that game developers have been trying within the last 8-9 years, I mean it's not bad when it's done well, and a lot of "realistic looking" games are very impressive graphically but sometimes the realism takes away from the experience and what the whole point of the game is supposed to be - actually playing it.
>>681173083
>yep hes still killing the buzz
who is?
>>681172685
>hey how do you like [X]?
>"yeah, that's pretty nice."
>oh really, well what about [Y]?
>"oh man, that's just great!"
>awesome! how about [Z]?
>"..."
>...
>"..."
>i'll just... go
>"yeah, nice meeting you"
>>681172987
Depends.
>>681173202
hah! Yep! Got it in one toots
>>681173194
the person who isnt into it. So like say we're having lewd chat, I mention watersports but you're not into it then I stop cause I dont wanna piss you off therefore my kink is being repressed for your benefit
>>681173184
Yeah totally and regarding realism and modern shooters. The "all black tacticool rifle" thing got stale. I'm not saying kit out marines with jello rifles but it just gets bland.
>>681173799
>>681173799
Mhm.
>>681173799
>I mention watersports
>I dont wanna piss you off
i see what you did there
>>681173799
Hard to find someone with 100% same kinks as yours, so it's okay if you only talk about those that you share, and you can gently go into uncharted territory later.
>>681173963
But hey what an you do. No point trying to force someone to like what they dont
>>681174193
completely by accident actually kek!
>>681174205
yeah true. Trouble is nobody sticks around long enough, especially online, even though you are made for each other
>>681174235
True, but it's not fun when people aren't willing to try new stuff. Like watersports is a good example. It's not the first thing I'd want to try, but with the right guy, I might give it a go.
Hey guys. How's it going today?
>>681174820
It is.
>>681174820
Fuck off, avatarfag
>>681174703
yeah true as long as its not too extreme I'm up for it. No point being a prude with someone you trust
>>681175008
It always does.
>>681175022
Nah, man.
>>681174820
Hai, Hakase!
>>681175168
We're here for gfur not fucking loli
>>681175392
Hai Pino!
How are you?
>>681175547
Yeah right show that faggot
>>681175547
>me
>giving a shit
Pick one and only one.
>>681175653
Fucking pedo
>>681175806
She's fully clothed, what's pedo about it?
>>681175556
Doing well. Just relaxing on a nice day. It's still wet outside and I'm looking for a new job.
>>681175943
What kind of work are you looking for?
>>681174478
How long is enough?
badge
dooter
>>681176100
Something that pays better than minimum wage. I applied for a cashier position at $11/hr. I'm good with counting and sorting a register.
>>681176139
Long enough for anything to come from it. Like I'll talk to a person and they'll mention seeing how things go and if we click we could meet up or organise something but the conversation just dries up
>>681176413
wemwemwem
>>681176484
Ahh, good luck, hope you get it!
>>681176711
I hope so.
>>681176711
what up chica?
>>681176890
Oh, the usual, getting accused of being a pedo because I'm posting Hakase.
How about you?
>>681176985
pedo
>>681176649
I tend to stick around for quite a while, but I have yet to meet someone online who I can meet in person. Living in an almost 3rd world country doesn't help. But at least I get nice conversations with people even online and that may be enough for me.
>>681177093
ah you UK too? all my conversations dry up. Shit sucks. I mean if I met the right person I would book some time together but nobody seems to wanna keep the chat going
>>681177062
Thanks, babe~
>>681177374
UK here as well.
>>681176985
lol. just loading some music onto my phone before work.
whats new with you?
>>681177568
ooh where about?
>>681177374
>ah you UK too?
No, further than that.
I may find some time and money to go meet up with someone in Europe, but I doubt it will happen for a number of reasons.
Warm showers in the evening are the greatest thing in existence, wish me luck bois
>>681177752
Good luck. And cumming in a hot shower feels fucking awesome.
>>681177689
Nothing much, really. Life is ticking on and stuff. How about you?
>>681177699
Essex.
>>681177712
care to share or its cool if you dont wanna. Like I say people are happy to get a flight or let me stay at theirs then the chat dries up and I think why bother?
>>681178033
I've never tried that, thanks for the idea lol
>>681178069
Ah right. Edinburger here
>>681177568
pedo
>>681178130
Get it as hot as you can stand and let the hot water fall on your cock. Use some conditioner if you need to. Using your precum can work too. Have fun.
>>681178033
Doesn't the cum coagulate?
This is what happens to me
aaaaaaa
>>681177374
>>681177568
Yay fellow UK bros
>>681178317
>coagulate
Sometimes. But often what happens for me after not fapping for a few days is it will spurt out in streams.
>>681178437
hooray rule buttannia
>>681178162
Nice. I need to get up there someday.
>>681178437
Ayy. Where are you from?
>>681178069
about the same lol. nothing too exciting happening around here lately. maybe since the summer is coming i'll get into some shenanigans
>>681178537
yeah its alright like
>>681178537
Nottingham aka Satan's sphincter
