Ylyl
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Ylyl
>>678620543
Rolling
WHO WILL WIN???
>>678620622
>>678620711
What are you rolling for exactly?
>>678620833
>>678620711
>>678620622
holy fucking dubs
>>678620543
ROLL
>>678620543
Rollo
Rollerino
Garlic bread
>>678620833
WHO THE FUCK WON?
i don't give a shit about dubs
I'm laughing more at my and others successful dubs than I should.
Lets roll
>>678621077
Rerollo
>>678621223
Off by one.
>>678621221
so you randomly got two fucking numbers the same and you're patting yourself on the back?
fucking kill yourself faggot
>>678621410
Roll
>>678621221
You are a good man, never forgettit.
<3
>>678621410
Reroll
>>678621410
Rolling
>>678621410
Rerollerino
>>678621410
Roll for anon
>>678621410
Rollercoaster
>>678621410
Rerollr
>>678621274
lost
>>678621393
You will find yourself in front of the gates of heaven soon my /b/rother. And when he asks to you: state your dubs/trips/quads, you will feel pretty silly.
>>678621410
Rols
>>678621410
Rollslke
they see me rolling
>>678621410
Rolf
>>678621410
They hatin
Roll for gravity
rolling for 5
Rolling for that number that everyone likes
How do i get dubs?
>>678621881
You could try rolling
>>678621881
>>678621900
Like me
Anyone who rolls dubs will be told how to read this mistery
>>678621966
SHIT HE DID IT
>>678621947
Thx will try.
Rolling
>>678621987
Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
>>678621393
You realize the fact that I got dubs and said rolling in this thread is what inspired the rolling all over here, right? It's funny to see more rolls than jokes. Lrn2irony.
>>678622090
Fuck off
>>678621608
i can show St Peter this and tell him to shove it up his ass
>>678621987
tilt my screen so that it's facing away from me? (like pic related)
Also, check out my quints
Who are we If we dont matter?
>>678622245
Yeah but without dubs it's just a picture.
To get into heaven, you have to blend and liquefy a camel and spray it through a needle, Jesus made this very clear.
Rolling
Can there be peace in Africa?
>>678622404
Happy Doggo!
Roll for Happy Doggo :)
>>678622394
who are we kidding? I'll see you in Hell, /b/ro
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>>678622297
Lost
Rolling
>>678622545
I roll for you pal xD
01 get
>>678622404
Roll for dog
>>678622810 get
>>678622810 reroll
>>678622900 get
>>678622792
You suck at getting trips.
>>678622667
Also roll for happy doggo
>>678622930 get
>>678622222
get
>>678623018 get
>>678623070 get
>>678622978
He danced his pants off!
If dubs someone has to post nudes
>>678623187 get
>>678622996
>>678622819 get pls
All these (You)s tho
>>678621695
underrated post
>>678623282 get
this
https://www.instagram.com/p/BD_R6TqCuZN/
>>678622978
>>678623291
Get that shit outta here. Also :
>>678623428 get
>>678623783
Post chiwawas only for trips
>>678623433
I give up. Just gonna try tomorrow.
>>678623600 get
>>678622733
That's the fucking moon with the US slapped on it. It ain't even proper.
>>678622907
Does anyone have the girl naked while getting fingered?
>>678623735
There is no God
>>678623720
Yes
>>678623602
Thats a cute doggo
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Lost
>>678623826
You are sick dude
>tfw no (You)s...
>>678623289
I got it in this thread
>>678623917
>>678623981
Here's a (you ) just for y(ou)
>>678623809
Look at this one
>>678623981
Are you done yet?
rolling
>>678624037
nice get
check out my awesome get some time
>>678623684
>>678621393
Old navy is really going a distance in advertisement
>>678624119
i just wanted to have dubs
>>678624223
Lost
>>678624169
I love old navy tbh
Am i getting cucked
>>678621410
>>678624074
Shit it so small!
>>678623826
Lost
>>678624266
>>678624299
I did one better.
>>678623917
I'm so proud.
>>678624223
Lost as fuck.
Roll for the prince
you guys only post unfunny stuff all the time you suck i hate you youre ruining ylyl thread for people like me who love fun
>>678623720
A naked girl being fingered? I don't think there's such a thing on the Internet.
>>678624496
It's because /b/ lost its originality and it pisses us off.
>>678621274
Thankyou. I was waiting for somebody else to see the rooster.
>>678624496
You are my worst fear
>>678624652
This guy is a fag
Could we get om dubs up in dis?
>>678624863
Check my dubs
>>678624767
Evil laughter
>>678624956
No, but you can check this
>>678620622
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>>678620833
>>678624953
>check my dubs
>predicts singles
>>67862596
>>678625000
Checked
>>678625198
>>678625065
>>>678625000
>Checked
>>678625000
nice trips
Only one to not roll dubs checking in
>>678625111
Check
>>678620833
I'm...
what the fuck is this thread
>>678625947
This. This has to be the worst ylyl thread of all time. Id rather take potassium
>>678626219 You're just jealous
>>678623005
its a fucking clicker!
>>678626911
bush did it
>>678625000
i lost to this
>>678620543
>>678627759
time2cringe
wait for it
>>678627879
that brush has seen some shit
literally
>>678627858
Damn yeah, I think it could pass for both though. The audio ver made me kekkles
>>678627759
Bastard deserved it.
>>678621966
top kek !!!
>>678623573
lol, that's Utrecht (NL)
>>678622907
sauce?
>>678627996
nice meme
>>678623573
Aaw, he spilled his beer.
>>678628317
I lyft sum tiemz
>>678628587
I fok boni sum tiemz
>be in Europe 2016
>be from 10 generations white skin German bred 99%
>sister has to ride trough unsafe street in town every day
>has been bothered on a daily base
>told her to wear a hijab (traditional muslima headwear)
>rides trough street
>not even a single white kid dares to say anything
>>678629108
(Keking on the inside)
>>678621900
Nice FUCKING meme you fucking SPERGLORD FAGSHIT. Holy FUCK it pisses me off when some unoriginal, retarded assholish dickweed decides it would just be FUCKING HILARIOUS to post the SAME. OVERUSED. JOKE. What do you even fucking hope to gain out of this? Karma? Well you're certainly getting that, cause it seems like a lot of other inbred shitface fucking retarded autistic fuckshits are thinking you're just FUCKING HILARIOUS and that this joke HASN'T BEEN MADE A BILLION FUCKING TIMES. FUCK you.
>>678625000
>fantastic checkem image
>gets trips
kill yourself because this is the best it ever gets
>>678629446
>>678629400
kek
>>678629692
>>678629632
>>678629711
Okay finally! I finally lost!
>>678629833
Im trying
>>678627879
Ive seen some shit in /b. But that makes me sick
>>678629917
i really really like this meme
>>678629906
NAKED BANANA!
Gonna feed ya potassium!
Naked Banana!
Get on ya knees and suck it!
Suck that big hard bananacock!
Deep deep deep deep deep deep down ya throat!
Grabbin the back of ya head and rammin deeper deeper!
Suck it … suck that big hard bananacock deep down ya throat!
Oil that butthole … I want to fuck ya so deep so deep so deep deep!
Rammin this big hard cock deep inside ya! Fucking ya hot cancer hole!
Lovin it here in the hottest thread on this whole damn planet … YLYL THREAD!
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>>678629995
not now i need judy
>>678629987
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>>678630053
you kind messed up there
>>678630044
checked
>>678630118
>messed up
says the anon posting pictures with generic 4chan filenames. tighten your own game
>>678630271
I like it
>>678630342
I heard that in his voice
>>678622667
Imagine swallowing a couple of these on accident
>>678623090
uh oh. i gotta find a new place to put my dildos.
>>678630342
well he kind of did on the L
>>678627759
This is why people join ISIS.
I want to join ISIS and fight the world that made that faggot possible.
Rolling for one off
>>678630461
Nice meme
>>678630542
>>678630533
Reroll
>>678627759
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY1xL7ja0MQ
>>678630679
Fuck
>>678630630
>>678630721
yes
>>678627879
Heavy boned girl.
>>678630713
2 off 2 times
>>678629400
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Banana guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
>>678630785
Now three, fug!!
>>678629108
Because no white dude in their right mind would touch a mudslime. How you gonna protect against the mudslime rape games though?
>>678630813
What if i like it?
>>678621750
A Challenger has disappeared
>>678630725
>>678630760
>mom
>mom they posted it again
>mom they are posting the bunny again
> waaaaagh waaaaaa screeeeech
> sweetie I told you to stay off that site
> breathe sweetie
> stop screaming
> stay off that site with the bunny since it triggers your episodes
> wwaaaaaaaaaa
>>678626623
I think its from Hannibal.
>>678631010
thanks
>>678627879
>be this woman
>shouting at her husband for bringing 19 hamburgers instead of 20
>husband in a fight telling he did brought 20
>woman shouts to husband to get another hamburger and fucking drive half an hour
>woman gets her extra hamburger
>woman in bathroom next wek and uses brush
>woman finds hamburger
>woman eats hamburger
>mfw
What the fuck is wrong with this thread?
>>678630973
then save it friend, it's all yours.
>>678631132
Thanks lori
nothing. it's a ylyl thread. everything is as it should be
>>678631197
Exactly
>>678620543
What the heck did you just flipping say about me, you big meanie? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Tiny Tots Program, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the girl's bathroom, and I have over 300 confirmed noogies. I am trained in Nerf warfare and I have the most gold stars in the entire kindergarten class. You are nothing to me but just another butthead. I will beat you the heck up with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my dang words. You think you can get away with saying that baloney to me on the glowy type-box? Think again, doodiehead. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of teachers across the USA and your parents are being called to pick you up right now so you better prepare for the spanking, junior. The spanking that wipes out the dumb little thing you call your playtime. You're in big darn trouble, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can wedgie you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed fartfights, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States PTA and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your dorky bottom off the face of the playground, you little poopypants. If only you could have known what serious punishments your little "smartypants" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your goshdarned tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you silly doofus. I will spray boogers all over you and you will cry about it. You're frickin grounded, buttmunch.
>>678627759
that was hot.
>>678631128
>>678631305
Fuck off Randy
>>678631317
What the say did you just say fuck me about, you bitching a little? I'll have you graduate I know top of my Seals in the Navy Classes, and I've been raided in numerou Al Quaeda secret involvements, and I have killed over 300 confirmations. I am a trained gorilla. In warfare, I'm the sniper arm in the entire US force tops. You are targeting me but I'm just another nothing. I will fuck you with precision the wipes which has never been liked before on this scene. Earth, fuck my marking words. You can get away with thinking that shit over me to the Internet? Fuck again, thinker. As we spy I am networking my secret speaking across the trace and your IP is being prepared right now so you better storm the maggots. The wipes that storms out of the little pathetic thing. Life you call yours? Your fucking dead kids. I can be any time. I can weigh you in over seven hundred kills, and that's my bear hands. Not only am I extensively accessed by trains, but I have no arms for combatting the entire arsenal United States, and I will use it to wipe your miserable ass. You shit the faceoff of the continent. If you only could have commented what unholy cleverness your little "retribution" was about. To bring down upon you, maybe you would have fucked your tongue. But you wouldn't, you shouldn't, and now you're holding the pay, you goddamn idiot. I will drown in shit fury. Sincerely, your dead fucking kiddo.
>>678625000
chiggity checked
Banana whispered into ylyl's ear "I'm going to tie you up and fuck you"
"Gasp!" Thought ylyl "he's going to tie me up and fuck me"
Ylyl breathed heavily as the smell of sweat and potassium was strong
Banana duck taped ylyl's hands and his pussy was as wet as the time he had spilled mtn dew
Banana stuck his hard cock in ylyl
Ylyl let out a moan, muffled by the cotton balls shoved in his mouth Banana had made his niggers pick the cotton a day before
"I really, really like your cock" said ylyl, now farting uncontrollably "Thanks for joining us tonight," panted banana in response
Anyone want judy lewds?
>>678622093
Only the last digits count you fucking newfag. Your 22 would only ne valid if Y and Z were both 2.
Okay fags, it's time to talk business. The market doesn't lie. People want banana, and they want banana now. Statistics show that banana is on a steady increase across the board, and I plan on riding this gravy train to the last stop. The time is now to invest in banana. No hesitation, no pussyfooting around the issue. It's time to put our trust in banana!
>>678631534
nah i already adopted a pet rabbit and slowly spreading its bunny hole to fit my human penis i got my fetish under control.
>>678631419
Watch it.
>>678622978
he does it on purpose... you can see him taking off his pants...
>>678631611
Ok you asked for it
Banana Guy
Banana, Banana, Banana.
Banana.
Oh how it came that your heart is so mellow
Such good boy, soft and yellow
Oh whoopsie me, i've lost my peel
I hope those children don't cop a feel
Oh no!
To the door, the policeman came!
He knocked, he kicked but he did not chatter!
"Yellow banana man, come on out, don't make me madder!"
My child could see everything, far and wide!
Everything from your banana bits to your tall, cheeky smile
Just give me it now, your hands on a plate
To the prison cell we go, this cannot wait
Banana, banana, banana man he thought
Who could have taddled, to get banana man caught?
Could it be that man in that shit shirt?
Mother fucking Bill Hitchert
"Oh I like this image"
He said to his friend
When deep down anxiety and dread would fill his head
Meanwhile John, he laughed and groaned!
Poor boy Bill, he wasn't the least bit stoaked
Implications being implied, by this friend that he had defied!
THESE FUCKING TADDLING SWINE, THEY HAVE GOT ME CAUGHT
All for flaunting, my glorious booty so hot
I look for everything, I never bath or groom
IS THAT ANOTHER THREAD?
Wuts Dat, I Raff I Ruse?
This one made me kek https://youtu.be/sp5C1QOoEmo
>>678631694
Its beautiful
>>678631745
No one cares about these stupid dog pictures
>>678621900
I have never actually won a single one of these threads. Everytime I see that comically anthropomorphized banana holding his peel in a suggestive manner, likening the peel to clothes and his peel-less nature to human nudity, I bust up laughing. This happens every time, no matter where I am, be it the house or the bus or in class. Sometimes I laugh just thinking about it. This is a dark memory but a few months back I had just gotten done with a fit of laughter caused by one of these hilarious threads. Suddenly my mom walks in and she's crying. I attempted to suppress the growing urge to laugh but it was getting more difficult. Face red, tears running down her aging face, mom grabs my shoulders and says "Your father's dead."
It was at that moment that I couldn't hold back anymore. I burst into a banana-induced fit of laughter, but the horrible news drew tears to my eyes. I laughed while I cried, tears streaming down my wide open grin, memories of daddy resurfacing and being melded and combined with the naked banana.
I lost two things that night.
>>678631817
>dog
>>678621987
Be Sure To Drink Your Ovaltine
>>678631846
Love the banana newfag
>>678631653
this is my fetish i must admit i did get my fix on judy and thats what helped me with understanding my self i enjoy fucking rabits i have not gotten my dick in it yet but i dont want hurt it after all just spreading it slowly.
>>678631636
What the darn-diddily-doodily did you just say about me, you little witcharooney? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Springfield Bible College, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret mission trips in Capital City, and I have over 300 confirmed baptisms. I am trained in the Old Testament and I’m the top converter in the entire church mission group. You are nothing to me but just another heathen. I will cast your sins out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Heaven, mark my diddily-iddilly words. You think you can get away with saying that blasphemy to me over the Internet? Think again, friendarino. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of evangelists across Springfield and your IP is being traced by God right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggorino. The storm that wipes out the diddily little thing you call your life of sin. You’re going to Church, kiddily-widdily. Jesus can be anywhere, anytime, and he can turn you to the Gospel in over infinity ways, and that’s just with his bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in preaching to nonbelievers, but I have access to the entire dang- diddily Bible collection of the Springfield Bible College and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your sins away off the face of the continent, you diddily-doo satan-worshipper. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you from the Heavens, maybe you would have held your darn-diddily-fundgearoo tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re clean of all your sins, you widdillo-skiddily neighborino. I will sing hymns of praise all over you and you will drown in the love of Christ. You’re farn-foodily- flank-fiddily reborn, kiddo-diddily.
>>678631899
Thanks lori
>>678631968
>>678621900
Do you ever stop and think about how bad John, Bill and Lori's lives have become because of this banana? I do sometimes. I think about how John J. Callanan hasn't uploaded a new marketing video in over 6 months. He probably has a family to support. His kids can't even eat three solid meals a day because all of his potential employers associate him with that shit-eating banana picture.
Lori can't get away with posting anything online anymore without a thoughtless barrage of "Thanks, Lori" comments. She pretends that it's genuine, that somebody, somewhere cares about her well-being. But deep down she knows it's a lie. She knows that every day is a struggle to escape her past. Her innocent approval of that naked banana will haunt her until death finally embraces her and takes her away from this hell.
Bill, on the other hand, is too clueless to get it. He'll go on thinking that BH Ideas is making an impact in "personal branding" and continue to laugh at that banana picture whenever he opens the file. We all know he has the file, because he saved it. It's all his, my friend.
>>678630769
hot body. nice
Image limit incoming
>>678631105
Hahahaha, wow, what an absolute madman!
>>678627879
so brave.
>>678632021
MOAR HOT DOGS MOAR!!!!!!!
>>678631305
Fuck off, Randy.
>>678632281
Frick off, Ricky!
>>678631108
what even
>>678623095
Wow, is thar really a perfect circle??
>>678621410
roll
>>678627879
She has big joints
>>678633003
Genetics.
Reroll
>>678632061
Undertated post. If this isn't copypasta it should be.
>>678621881
Herra kersantti!
>>678623005
This is from some tv show
>>678623090
>my sister's
>>678628138
Kankuuuuu
