>Go to www.shamchat.com >Name yourself Gary >Say
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>Go to www.shamchat.com
>Name yourself Gary
>Say Haha, Gary!
>trick people into thinking they are connecting with the same Gary
>post results
Posted last bread but 404'd shortly. (1/1)
>>678614485
(2/2)
Took over an hour. Please enjoy.
we need more Gary come on faggots
>>678614950
Working on one rn
This is a conversation between Robo Maid V2 and Gary.
Gary: Haha, Gary!
Robo Maid V2: Would you like to inquire about our services? Press 1.
Gary: Gary?
Gary: Gary!
Robo Maid V2: If you would like to speak to a representative. Press 2.
Gary: Gary Gary.
Robo Maid V2: You pressed "2", is that correct?
Gary: Gary!
Robo Maid V2: nigga I can't understand if you if you don't speak good fuckin english
Robo Maid V2 has left the conversation.
>>678614454
>tfw you try to Gary someone but get into hot RP action
Some of these people are prety good, man...
Mr. Estevez reporting in
(1/4)
(2/4)
(3/4)
Posted last, but its long
part 1/2
(4/4)
Mr. Estavez delivers.
>>678615240
part 2/2
>>678614516
HOLY SHIT TOP KEK
Bump
>>678615510
thx anon, I chuckled a bit. trying to figure out a new strategy and will go for another one.
>>678615273
Well Gary'd
>>678615284
yes...he, the fag rping a male banging a female, is definitely the one who got memed so hard. not the fag rping a female banging a male--while being a male himself--no, definitely not that degenerate queer autist
>>678615794
Aww, its so cute to see someone being such a bad sport, its just a prank bro
Online Therapist : What seems to be the problem ?
Don't Be So Gary: i have problems doc
Don't Be So Gary: a lot of em
Don't Be So Gary: 1. i am a cuck white male
Online Therapist : Are they /b related
Don't Be So Gary: 2. i have no gf
Don't Be So Gary: 3. my therapist has the same two problems
Don't Be So Gary: save it
who the fuck was this faggot
>>678615605
When faggot don't have Adbocker installed
>>678616388
These Box Gary's are the best, I tell ya.
Mysterious Gary box is the best
Bump for Gary
>go on shamchat
>name self gary
>join chat
>other person leaves immediately
>repeat process 6 times in a row
>closes shamchat
This is a conversation between A mind-controlled slave. (use me or break the control) and yourself, Slave SRP.
A mind-controlled slave. (use me or break the control): Master. How can i serve? *My voice is monotone, and I stare blankly ahead*
Slave SRP: hello
Slave SRP: but i'm a slave
A mind-controlled slave. (use me or break the control): *i blink* i dont understand, master....
Slave SRP: my name was one Gary
A mind-controlled slave. (use me or break the control): god damn it!!!!
This is a conversation between Simba and yourself, Daddy.
Daddy: gary
Simba: Hey
Simba: I'm simba
Simba: A lion
Simba: Fuck you
Daddy: gary
Simba: You aint got shit on my pride, son
Daddy: gary
Simba: You aint shit, son
Simba: I eat birds bigger than you, son
Simba: FUCKING BIRDS
Daddy: gary
Simba: You sad excuse for life
Daddy: gary
Simba: I'm a MOTHERFUCKING LION
Simba: Bitch ass
Daddy: gary
Simba: Garry lookin-ass bitch ass bitch
Simba: Fuck yo shit
Simba has left the conversation.
>>678617183
same here.
>>678616511
>>678616681
tru
This is a conversation between ive got an important message for you and shady back alley doctor.
shady back alley doctor: !Yrag ,ahaH
ive got an important message for you: alright look
shady back alley doctor: k
ive got an important message for you: i aint gary
ive got an important message for you: im here to tell you
shady back alley doctor: im listening
ive got an important message for you: you are a beautiful person
ive got an important message for you: you can do anything you want in this life
ive got an important message for you: you have an amazing personality
ive got an important message for you: you've got a pretty face and can go anywhere you want
ive got an important message for you: alright
ive got an important message for you: but ive also got a speech for you if you want to stick around to listen
ive got an important message for you: People clap loud, when you win an oscar, People clap loud when you win a grammy.
ive got an important message for you: but people clap the loudest when you fall
ive got an important message for you: and champ got knocked out that day
ive got an important message for you: Now i dont care how tough you think you are
ive got an important message for you: nothing hits harder than life okay
ive got an important message for you: now dont be pointing fingers in every direction
ive got an important message for you: saying im not where is hould be
ive got an important message for you: because of him
ive got an important message for you: or her
ive got an important message for you: or anyone
ive got an important message for you: Cowards do that
ive got an important message for you: and that aint you
ive got an important message for you: good night
shady back alley doctor: !Yrag ,ahaH
shady back alley doctor has left the conversation.
Not sure theres enough normies on shamchat. Usually it takes a good 15mins to get matched with a /b/tard.
heres one. not great, tho
This is a conversation between Hikari(Assassin/Sorcerer, Any RP) and yourself, Slave SRP.
Slave SRP: hello
Slave SRP: you like RP
Hikari(Assassin/Sorcerer, Any RP): *draws sword and points it to your chest* Who are you? (F or M)
Slave SRP: i am Gary
Slave SRP: Haha, Gary!
Hikari(Assassin/Sorcerer, Any RP): This is the 8th fucking time
Hikari(Assassin/Sorcerer, Any RP) has left the conversation.
What a fag tho fam
Not really relevant but I made a friend, who's a GIRL in one of my chats.
>Inb4 I'm a fag or I'm betanon
>>678619318
prove it faggot
This is a conversation between Zach and Christina.
Christina: hi
Zach: Hi
Christina: hows it goin
Zach: Good
Zach: Are you new to this site?
Christina: somewhat
Zach: Oh
Zach: Cool
Zach: Welcome
Christina: thanks :)
Zach: What have you seen so far?
Christina: some pretty cool stuff
Christina: its a really cool idea
Zach: Like?
Christina: roleplaying stuff, funny things etc
Zach: Nice
Christina: i wanna ask you something
Zach: Fire away
Christina: on the top of my screen it says something that im not sure its normally supposed to say
Christina: on the website
Zach: What does it say?
Christina: HAHA, GARY!
Zach: Hmmm.
Christina has left the conversation.
>>678619436
Didn't think people would care; Moved on. But added them on steam. Common name though, so no luck for you ;)
>>678619410
Bonus points if you include something tailored to their UN.
>>678619632
so no proof, nice
i once met a whole bunch of aliens on chaturbate once, but completely forgot to get any evidence
take my word for it though, they's some kinky mofukkas ;)
Christina: Hey
Josh Dun: Hey Christina
Christina: Sup Josh
Josh Dun: Is everything okay?
Christina: Yeah
Christina: well
Josh Dun: Well..?
Christina: Somethings been bothering me
Christina: recently
Josh Dun: Talk about it.
Christina: Well, this guy at my job looks at me funny
Christina: I dont know whether to talk to him or not
Christina: cause im shy
Christina: but i like him a lot
Josh Dun: What do you mean with funny?
Christina: like
Christina: lovey eye
Christina: s
Christina: or something
Josh Dun: You should talk to him, honey. I know you're shy but you really should try it.
Christina: Well,i guess i could
Christina: btw hes really funny, cute, and smart...
Josh Dun: Just start with a little small talk.
Christina: his names gary also
Josh Dun: No.
Josh Dun: Not Gary.
Josh Dun: Oh no.
Christina: get memed kid
Christina has left the conversation.
This is a conversation between Orenholm the Whalzard and yourself, Felix (M, 17, Not Gary, Blue eyes, Brown hair, Short, straight).
Felix (M, 17, Not Gary, Blue eyes, Brown hair, Short, straight): Hello great whalzard
Felix (M, 17, Not Gary, Blue eyes, Brown hair, Short, straight): I have trekked a year to make it here
Felix (M, 17, Not Gary, Blue eyes, Brown hair, Short, straight): I have something to tell you.
Orenholm the Whalzard: And what is it you have been seeking?
Orenholm the Whalzard: the tides of time have brought you to this realm
Felix (M, 17, Not Gary, Blue eyes, Brown hair, Short, straight): Haha GaryHaha Gary
Felix (M, 17, Not Gary, Blue eyes, Brown hair, Short, straight): Haha Gary
Orenholm the Whalzard: I see
Felix (M, 17, Not Gary, Blue eyes, Brown hair, Short, straight): Haha Gary
Orenholm the Whalzard: we meet again
Felix (M, 17, Not Gary, Blue eyes, Brown hair, Short, straight): So we do
Orenholm the Whalzard: what have your wrought foul transmuter.
Felix (M, 17, Not Gary, Blue eyes, Brown hair, Short, straight): My brothers. Gary.
Orenholm the Whalzard: The salt filled winds whisper of your arrival, yet i did not believe their songs
Felix (M, 17, Not Gary, Blue eyes, Brown hair, Short, straight): You should have ran while you had the chance, Sorceror
Orenholm the Whalzard: have you come to match wills?
Orenholm the Whalzard: Wisdom?
Felix (M, 17, Not Gary, Blue eyes, Brown hair, Short, straight): /me whips out a gary
Felix (M, 17, Not Gary, Blue eyes, Brown hair, Short, straight): that feel when this isnt skype
Felix (M, 17, Not Gary, Blue eyes, Brown hair, Short, straight): *whispers sweet "Haha Gary" into an incantation*
Orenholm the Whalzard: [ rises the tides of the shore, summoning forth a mighty whale homunculus of water]
Felix (M, 17, Not Gary, Blue eyes, Brown hair, Short, straight): QUICK WHAT'S 2 TO THE EIGHTH POWER. NO CALCULATORS, SORCEROR
1/4
>>678620457
That's easy, it's 256.
scrub
Orenholm the Whalzard: within the streams of infinity the answer could be one of several accounts...
Orenholm the Whalzard: but you seek that of 256
Felix (M, 17, Not Gary, Blue eyes, Brown hair, Short, straight): Why yes I do. Fast thinking, but that should have been expected of a man of your caliber.
Felix (M, 17, Not Gary, Blue eyes, Brown hair, Short, straight): [Continues the gary incantation as a horde of gary start to conjure up]
Orenholm the Whalzard: My turn, you interlaced void.
Orenholm the Whalzard: TWO MEN STAND IN BATTLE AGAINST ONE ANOTHER. ONE HOLDS A SWORD, ANOTHER A SHIELD. WHICH IS THE MAN TO BE THE VICTOR! QUICKLY!
Felix (M, 17, Not Gary, Blue eyes, Brown hair, Short, straight): The man with a shield, for the best offense is a good defense
Orenholm the Whalzard: AH! you sly dog. You're reputation precedes you
Felix (M, 17, Not Gary, Blue eyes, Brown hair, Short, straight): I'm glad that a horseman of the apocalypse such as my self would.
Orenholm the Whalzard: [commences whale calls of ancient significance]
Felix (M, 17, Not Gary, Blue eyes, Brown hair, Short, straight): [In one motion he points forward, sending the garys into the whale with two commanding words] Haha, Gary!
Felix (M, 17, Not Gary, Blue eyes, Brown hair, Short, straight): Now here's a riddle for you. Where did I come from, not here or there but where?
Orenholm the Whalzard: [whale noises intensifies]
Orenholm the Whalzard: the I came from the riddle, as it is the only other word in the sentence with the letter.
Felix (M, 17, Not Gary, Blue eyes, Brown hair, Short, straight): [The garys climb and stab the whale with makeshift shivs while making the greatest cacophany of "Haha Gary"]
Orenholm the Whalzard: [armor surrounds Orenholm, attempting to drown the garys]
Felix (M, 17, Not Gary, Blue eyes, Brown hair, Short, straight): By damn fair sorceror, you wear your title fiercely. I see why they call you the Whalzard.
2/4
Orenholm the Whalzard: [eye twinkles] the tides of time turn away from no man.
Orenholm the Whalzard: and I am to KEEP IT THAT WAY!
Felix (M, 17, Not Gary, Blue eyes, Brown hair, Short, straight): Are you so sure? Haha Gary.
Felix (M, 17, Not Gary, Blue eyes, Brown hair, Short, straight): [The garys regroup and meld together to begin transforming into a giant Gary]
Orenholm the Whalzard: [typhoon of oceanic mygesty engulfs the field in a dome of salt filled walling. the cries of ancient whalzards of the past echo in its ripples]
Orenholm the Whalzard: For you, Gary: A man has 3 coins. three beggars come to take the coins from the man. How can he keep his wealth AND provide for the beggars?
Felix (M, 17, Not Gary, Blue eyes, Brown hair, Short, straight): [The progress of the Garys is halted, although they may be retarded they need to breath, and so they cannot go, time to think fast, Gary]
Felix (M, 17, Not Gary, Blue eyes, Brown hair, Short, straight): Of course the man gives them some food, and not the coin
Orenholm the Whalzard: An answer so selfless from a creature so reviled...how is it you maintain this malice persona? Why use your gifts for selfishness when they can be used for greater purpose?
Felix (M, 17, Not Gary, Blue eyes, Brown hair, Short, straight): Because. Watching people quiver and fear and shut their doors, it's all I want to see, I feed off of it, it's my being. I guess I could be called a physical embodiment of said malice. This is my greater purpose. To strike fear in the hearts of whoever shall challenge me.
Felix (M, 17, Not Gary, Blue eyes, Brown hair, Short, straight): [With he raises his hand and an air bubble surrounds the titanic Gary, resuming the progress of the building.]
Orenholm the Whalzard: Yet you are able to show kindness. their must be a better way! The tides can shift even the sturdiest of helms. Let them lead you to a path of province, NOT indignation!
Just realized this has 5 parts. 3/5
Haha, Gary!
kek
>>678620929
Tfw you accidentally refresh your story and lose the rest of it
>>678621101
Hahaha
>>678616109
10/10
This is a conversation between a lost person and Closed Door.
a lost person: *opens*
Closed Door: there is a long hallway
Closed Door: would you like to follow it?
a lost person: yes mr door
Closed Door: you continue down the hallway.
Closed Door: the floor is stony, cold, and bumpy.
Closed Door: the farther you travel, the darker it gets
a lost person: thank gosh i brough these pack of matches and this zippo lighter
a lost person: ill continue
Closed Door: with the matches and lighter, your path is clearer. you look around, and the space around you is getting smaller and smaller.
1/2
>>678621503
Closed Door: the hallway is getting smaller and smaller, but a door is on the other end.
Closed Door: will you continue?
a lost person: ill continue
a lost person: but im crawling to the door i guess
Closed Door: you crawl to the door.
Closed Door: its locked, but you hear noise on the other side, voices.
Closed Door: will you listen, or knock?
a lost person: listen i ain't gonna trigger that
Closed Door: you listen. through the door you can hear faint murmurs, but you cant make out what is being said. will you knock, or try to continue listening?
a lost person: listen
Closed Door: you put your ear to the door. in your unlucky strike of clumsiness, you bang on the door with your head.
Closed Door: footsteps approach the door...
Closed Door: will you stand your ground or try to crawl back?
a lost person: can i set the door on fire
Closed Door: i suppose
a lost person: ill set the door on fire
Closed Door: you set the door on fire.
Closed Door: this was not the best course of action...
Closed Door: you burn your fingers a bit, and the door rips open, embers flying off...
Closed Door: a man is holding the charred door.
Closed Door: infact, it is multiple men...
Closed Door: they see you, and look at eachother.
Closed Door: they open their mouths as if to ask you a question, and you have yours wide open.
Closed Door: one finally speaks...
Closed Door: ...
Closed Door: "Gary?"
a lost person: ʎɹɐפ 'ɐɥɐH
Closed Door: Haha, Gary!
a lost person: you got me there gary!
2/2
I switched boxes, people were recognizing the mysterious one.
bunp
>>678621691
Woah look at the name of that samefag
This is a conversation between Trusty Patches and yourself, Gary.
Gary: Haha, Gary!
Trusty Patches: Hey there
Gary: hi
Trusty Patches: Haven't seen you here before
Gary: It is my first time here
Trusty Patches: Be sure to be careful now, this place can be quite dangerous
Trusty Patches: Hehehehehe
Gary: Oh? how so?
Trusty Patches: Oh many things could go wrong for the hapless adventurer
Trusty Patches: But not to worry!
Gary: too late, i'm worried
Trusty Patches: Good ol' Trusty Patches is on your side, he is!
Trusty Patches: Heheh
Gary: thank god you're here Trusty Patches
Trusty Patches: Oh!
Gary: I could always count on you
Trusty Patches: That reminds me
Trusty Patches: You see that pit over there?
Trusty Patches: Wouldn't you know it
Gary: that pit?
Trusty Patches: I was peering into it earlier
Trusty Patches: And by the heavens I saw something glittering gold at the bottom
Trusty Patches: Could be nothing...
Trusty Patches: Or it could be something!
Gary: .... It could be something!
Trusty Patches: Perhaps a second set of fresh eyes could discern their worth, hmmm?
Trusty Patches: Why not take a look?
Trusty Patches: Hahaha
Gary: You got it, my dearest and oldest of friends
Gary: i'll take a look
Trusty Patches: Wonderful, wonderful
Trusty Patches: Now you'll have to get close to the edge
Gary: alrighty, there
Trusty Patches: It's really far down I'm afraid
Gary: I don't see anything
Gary: just a pit with spikes
Trusty Patches: Hehehehehahaha! Maybe you need a closer LOOK -kicks you into the pit-
Gary: HHHHHAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAA
Gary: GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGary!
>>678621525
>>678621503
enjoyed
10/10 would partake
Dear slave SRP, she tells me you told her hi. Thank you.
>>678622141
Kek
>>678614454
>>678621525
lol I just saw you
Dark Hall: There is a dimly lit hallway. Will you follow it?
Ezera (Female, short dark brown hair, burgundy eyes, Fire Emblem Fates MU): Shrugging, the young woman decides to follow the hallway, seeing as she had nothing better to do.
Dark Hall: she walks the path. the ground is wet, and she can feel the mud squishing beneath her feet. its humid. the farther she walks, the dimmer it becomes. The farther away from the light she goes. from certainty, from what she knows... will she continue?
Ezera (Female, short dark brown hair, burgundy eyes, Fire Emblem Fates MU): Cringing a bit as she felt the mud against her bare feet, Ezera decided to press on anyways.
Dark Hall: The pathway becomes steeper and steeper. The mud becomes deeper as well, eventually reaching her ankles. She can feel things moving against her feet, or at least she could have sworn something had.
Dark Hall: Soon, she begins to lose sight of the light.
Dark Hall: All is darkness.
Dark Hall: To get a feel of where she is, she tries to feel for a wall.
Dark Hall: After what seems like 5 minutes blindly putting out her arms in front of her, she becomes lost in what was previously a regularly sized hall.
Dark Hall: She soon decides to walk in a straight direction.
Dark Hall: Minutes pass. Minutes turn to hours, and hours turn to what feel like days.
Dark Hall: Finally, she sees a faint light, what could be her salvation.
1/2
This is a conversation between A guy and yourself, Also A Female.
Also A Female: Guy?
A guy: A guy
Also A Female: Like Guy Fawkes?
A guy: no
A guy: nonono
A guy: A guy
Also A Female: But not called Gary?
A guy: no
Also A Female: Okay..
A guy: k
Also A Female: I keep having these dreams.
A guy: k
Also A Female: And I wake up in a pool of sweat.
A guy: k
Also A Female: It's really hot but makes me feel so ashamed.
A guy: k
Also A Female: I'm with my best friend
A guy: k
Also A Female: and we go into the guy's changing rooms,
A guy: k
Also A Female: and he has a shower,
A guy: k
Also A Female: and comes out but drops the towel,
A guy: k
Also A Female: and his dick is really small
A guy: k
Also A Female: And I can't help but say Haha, Gary!
A guy: oh
A guy: gary
Dark Hall: She runs toward it with every ounce of energy she could muster.
Dark Hall: No matter how close she gets to it, it always seems farther away.
Dark Hall: She concludes its impossible to reach it, and lowers to her knees in the very wet mud. She does not want this to be her life. She does not want to live what seems like some endless hellish zone.
Dark Hall: Almost as soon as she loses hope...
Dark Hall: She hears a voice.
Dark Hall: Very faint at first, but it picks up eventually.
Dark Hall: She hears it loud and clear, and sees a figure to match the noise.
Dark Hall: Its a man.
Dark Hall: He sees her, and calls after her...
Dark Hall: "Gary?"
Ezera (Female, short dark brown hair, burgundy eyes, Fire Emblem Fates MU): god fucking dammit
Ezera (Female, short dark brown hair, burgundy eyes, Fire Emblem Fates MU) has left the conversation.
2/2
>>678622541
Any time Bro, i bet she is hot
Plot Twist: Jeff Baker is the voice actor for Gary
>>678615848
Oh my lawd have mercy
>>678623359
She went to bed, said she was tired
Box anon here, going to sleep, Larry the Cable Guy didn't even get much so I'm out of ideas for b8.
>>678614454
This is a conversation between a Scientologist and yourself, Gary.
Gary: Hey!
a Scientologist: Hey Gary
a Scientologist: Haven't seen you in a while
Gary: I'm always around:)
a Scientologist: You still playing those video games and jerking off to anime?
Gary: I've graduated to chess and frottage.
Gary: Those community college classes are paying off.
a Scientologist: You're a piece of shit, Gary.
a Scientologist: You know that?
Gary: What?
a Scientologist: No one likes you.
Gary: I'm glad.
a Scientologist: That's what you get for being named Gary.
Gary: I shit on floors in gas stations.
a Scientologist: Same
Gary: Well, you have a religion to uphold.
Gary: I just do it because of the down's
a Scientologist: Yeah
a Scientologist: Piece of shit
a Scientologist: kys Gary
>>678624469
kek
FUCK
>>678614454
OP here, just asking, would anyone mind if I made this thread again tomorrow, to continue it?
>>678624872
thatd be awesome, op!
>>678624872
Totally would. Give us a new prompt and this would be gold.
>>678624955
A new prompt? Like a different name or something?
OIOI
>>678625088
How about haha gary Coleman
>>678625088
Like new name, new meme. Just get creative like a high school english teaxher
>>678625314
Is that a new prompt? Cause that seems a little too specific. I feel like more generic names would work better.
>>678625436
I could handle new name, but I'm not good with making new memes.
lol
gg wp
how about our name is some random name
and we say "Its me, Goku"
>>678625436
Something to do with Chris chan or something
We can be named Dirk and say the most offensive thing you can
>>678623501
Fucking pleb can't screenshot
>>678625530
Not a brand new meme, but a different meme
>>678625938
My votes on Chris Chan
>>678625938
I'm open to suggestions, then...
This is a conversation between FUCK OFF ALREADY GARY and yourself, Spongebob.
Spongebob: :hiii :)
FUCK OFF ALREADY GARY: yoUR SNAIL IS CREEPY AF
>>678626052
Get a pic for me and I'll make the thread tomorrow
Bumping for the real slim gary
Haha Garry
This is a conversation between Red Riding Hood, years later and yourself, *a ringing telephone sits on a table in the center of the room*.
Red Riding Hood, years later: Ooh
Red Riding Hood, years later: tense
*a ringing telephone sits on a table in the center of the room*: `
Red Riding Hood, years later: *ANSWERS IT* HELLO
*a ringing telephone sits on a table in the center of the room*: Hello. Is this Gary?
Red Riding Hood, years later: FUCK OFF
this shit is great
Shamcjat doesn't work very well on phones
Why don't we get rid of our names and use empty characters?
Convert \u0081 to unicode and use as a name
bump
>>678614516
Shiiiet and I thought my gary wad good
Bummmperino
We should really do this more often
Most people just disconnect when I use empty name. They must think that site is broken
http://www.shamchat.com/066ff8e7/
This is a conversation between Bucky Barnes and Detective Richard Dixon, aka Dick Dick Dixon.
Detective Richard Dixon, aka Dick Dick Dixon: Damn, son. I detect that you're a little emo kid who shoulda died in the 40's.
Bucky Barnes: Stop
Detective Richard Dixon, aka Dick Dick Dixon: You fell into a pit of fire or some shit, why are you not all crispy like Akon?
Bucky Barnes: I will wreck you
Detective Richard Dixon, aka Dick Dick Dixon: Not before I Shrek you.
Bucky Barnes: Damn boy
Detective Richard Dixon, aka Dick Dick Dixon: With my love.
Detective Richard Dixon, aka Dick Dick Dixon: And my life.
Bucky Barnes: I like you
Detective Richard Dixon, aka Dick Dick Dixon: I like me too.
Bucky Barnes: Don't be rude
Detective Richard Dixon, aka Dick Dick Dixon: I'm not rude, I'm the law.
Bucky Barnes: And i am winter soldier
Detective Richard Dixon, aka Dick Dick Dixon: If you were black I would have shot you by now.
Bucky Barnes: D O N T
Detective Richard Dixon, aka Dick Dick Dixon: I won't tell anyone about the stains under your pillow, either.
Detective Richard Dixon, aka Dick Dick Dixon: Wash your sheets, man.
Bucky Barnes: im leaving you piece of shit
Detective Richard Dixon, aka Dick Dick Dixon: I'm not a piece of shit, I'm clearly just a dick.
Bucky Barnes: same
Detective Richard Dixon, aka Dick Dick Dixon: Say hi to Cap's taint for me!
Bucky Barnes: ...
Detective Richard Dixon, aka Dick Dick Dixon: You seem to be having trouble leaving as you said you would.
Bucky Barnes has left the conversation.
This is a conversation between anger management therapist and Gary.
Gary: gary?
anger management therapist: Greetings.
Gary: haha, gary!
anger management therapist: hmm? Would you like to explain your problems to me, sir?
Gary: oh yes, gary
anger management therapist: * They bring out a book and a pen. *
anger management therapist: Whenever your ready.
Gary: gary.
Gary: gary
Gary: ?
anger management therapist: ......
anger management therapist: Are you here for no particular reason at all?
Gary: gary?!?
anger management therapist: This is a place to help people with anger issues.
Gary: o see, gary gary
anger management therapist: If your here just to say " Gary " I am afraid your going to have to leave, sir.
Gary: gary :c
anger management therapist: ...
Gary: gary gary c:
anger management therapist: * They point to the door with their pen. *
anger management therapist: The door is there.
Gary: gary :c
anger management therapist: * The therapist seems very unsatisfied. *
Gary: *gary*
haha Gary
>>678630133
Hey i saw you, i was gary
Detective Richard Dixon, aka Dick Dick Dixon: Haha, Gary!
Gary: haha gary
Gary: Fuck i saw you in the thread
Detective Richard Dixon, aka Dick Dick Dixon: Woop woop
>>678630797
So was I for a time, but I moved on.
I encourage we all abandon Gary and only fall back on it as a crutch when feeling uncreative.
Haha, Gary!
This is a conversation between Yandere!Kagamine Len and yourself, .
: kek
: you weeaboo or something?
Yandere!Kagamine Len: No I'm not.
: ye yo uare
Yandere!Kagamine Len: Dude,please stop this. It's annoying. If I would be a weeaboo,I would be complete different.
: yeah?
: how would you be?
Yandere!Kagamine Len: I would deny that I'm in realife a person from Germany, would act like I actually am japanese, stuff like that.
: you would go around saying "ling chin cin cong ting wang" ?
Yandere!Kagamine Len: I guess weaaboos would even do that kind of stuff.
: you know better
Yandere!Kagamine Len: Well,maybe I do.
: cuz your weeaboo, right?
Yandere!Kagamine Len: No i'm not.
: you are
: trust me
: I am from Japan and I can smell subhuman filth like you
Yandere!Kagamine Len: I haven't even watched anime since like at least a year.
Yandere!Kagamine Len: Would you please be so nice and stop calling me a weeaboo?
: sure
: japanophile it is then
Yandere!Kagamine Len: So,tell me then,how can I freaking prove you that I'm NOT?
: just stop being wapanese
: you weeb
Yandere!Kagamine Len: Jesus Christ I'm not even a fucking wapanese! I don't use things like "NEE-CHAN WATASHI WA LIKE YOU!" because stuff like that is freaking annoying and I wouldn't do that.
: How do you know it in the first place?
Yandere!Kagamine Len: What do you mean?
: You are a weeaboo, trust me
: oh wait, I promised not to sya that
Yandere!Kagamine Len: Please,just stop it,I am fucking not.
: sorry
: I forgot that I have to call you japanophile from now on
: So how was your day? watched anime for 12 hours straight?
Yandere!Kagamine Len: Uhg, why do you even call me like that?! How the fuck can I prove you that I'm not?! Dude,do you even know what being a weeaboo is?
: says the one with weeaboo name
She definitely will find him
>>678631396
das me
>>678631417
>cont because of character limit
Yandere!Kagamine Len: I already told you that I haven't watched anime since like at least a year
: sure
: I believe you
: you are a closet japanophile, I get it
: no need to be upset
Yandere!Kagamine Len: It just freaking annoys me to get called like that,to get told I should just kill myself and stuff like that. Of course,you didn't told me to do that,but I'm just sick of it.
: No need to be upset m8
: just watch your anime and life will seem brighter
Yandere!Kagamine Len: I don't even want to watch anime.
: you said you do
: but you are in a closet for a year
: so you don't admit
Yandere!Kagamine Len: I did. And I didn't do it often.
: But now you do it often
Yandere!Kagamine Len: No I don't.
: is that so
Yandere!Kagamine Len: I have better things to do than watching anime.
: for example?
: jerking off no hentai?
>>678614454
Hey op
Check out this David.
This is now a David thread!
>>678632283
WRONG DAVID
This is a conversation between Bruce (Rich, handsome, dressed in black) and Gary.
Gary: Haha, Gary!
Bruce (Rich, handsome, dressed in black): damnit gary we must stop meeting like this
Gary: gar
Bruce (Rich, handsome, dressed in black): you know our love is forbidden
Gary: gary gary
Bruce (Rich, handsome, dressed in black): i love you too
Gary: garry
Bruce (Rich, handsome, dressed in black): but we musnt see eachother
Gary: gary gary, gary gary gar
Bruce (Rich, handsome, dressed in black): no, i cant leave my family behind, im sorry but you must understand
Gary: gary
Bruce (Rich, handsome, dressed in black): its ok
Gary: gary, gary gary gary
Bruce (Rich, handsome, dressed in black): yes, we will make love
Gary: gary!
Bruce (Rich, handsome, dressed in black): anal? well if you say so...
Gary: gary!
Bruce (Rich, handsome, dressed in black): im gonna rim your ass till the conns start screaming
Gary: garyy
Bruce (Rich, handsome, dressed in black): yeah you like that dont you slut
Gary: gar!
Bruce (Rich, handsome, dressed in black): shut up! im in control now!
Gary: Gary!
Bruce (Rich, handsome, dressed in black): shut up bitch! im gonna make you scream until you cant scream no more
Gary: gar!
Bruce (Rich, handsome, dressed in black): so you want the hose again!?
Gary: gary.
Bruce (Rich, handsome, dressed in black): thats what i thought, now take your money and leave you filthy dog
Gary: gary, gary!
Bruce (Rich, handsome, dressed in black): oh please the police wont believe you, you're just a whore!
Gary: gary!
Bruce (Rich, handsome, dressed in black): besides i can afford a lot of good lawyers
Bruce (Rich, handsome, dressed in black): you cant touch me
Gary: gary gary gary
Bruce (Rich, handsome, dressed in black): id like to see you try bitch
Gary: gar gar
Bruce (Rich, handsome, dressed in black): good hopefully you tie the noose properly this time
Gary: gar!
Bruce (Rich, handsome, dressed in black): how dare you spit on my familys name! ill gut you, you damn slut!
>>678633083
Cont.
Gary: gary gary gary, gary!
Bruce (Rich, handsome, dressed in black): *shoots you with a Gary*
Gary: gary!
Bruce (Rich, handsome, dressed in black): damnit gary, youre making a mess
Bruce (Rich, handsome, dressed in black): how am i going to clean this blood up, hmm?
Gary: gar..y
Bruce (Rich, handsome, dressed in black): no matter, ill have it replaced
Bruce (Rich, handsome, dressed in black): just like you
Gary: gary
Bruce (Rich, handsome, dressed in black): silly girl, you thought you meant something to me
Gary: g...a....r......
Bruce (Rich, handsome, dressed in black): shhhh, save your breath dear, im not finsihed with you yet
Gary: g....a...
Bruce (Rich, handsome, dressed in black): lets just take this out
Gary: g... . . . . . . .
Bruce (Rich, handsome, dressed in black): *removes gary*
Gary: g.
Bruce (Rich, handsome, dressed in black): ah damn, you died on me, guess i cant have any fun
Gary: ...........
Bruce (Rich, handsome, dressed in black): your head will look beautiful on my wall though
Gary: . . . . .
Bruce (Rich, handsome, dressed in black): goodnight princess
>>678633083
holy shit im bruce dude
>>678615284
>get
>fucking
>memed
>so
>hard
That's some fucking cringey shit right there
http://www.shamchat.com/cd8bcefd/
This is a conversation between Not a Magic man and yourself, gary.
Not a Magic man: Hellow fellow gary, i won't grant you a wish if you say the magic words
gary: haha gary
Not a Magic man: what isn't your wish?
gary: tits?
Not a Magic man: wish granted.
gary: haha
Not a Magic man: gary!
gary: tru
Not a Magic man: ikr
Not a Magic man has left the conversation.
fags getting so mad
This is a conversation between John Lennon and yourself, Gary.
Gary: Haha, Gary!
John Lennon: Haha, GAAAY
Gary: Haha, Gary!
John Lennon has left the conversation.
they getting pissed
>Mfw no one wants to talk to me...
This is a conversation between Papa Franku in a blue thong and yourself, guess my name.
guess my name: hi there
Papa Franku in a blue thong : Gary?
guess my name: haha yes gary
guess my name: how did you know
Papa Franku in a blue thong : Tell me more
guess my name: about what
Papa Franku in a blue thong : About this Gary community
guess my name: what gary community? it's just me man, haha gary
>>678635015
haha gary
This is a conversation between an emo Boy (16, bi, long white hair with black stripes, feminine clothes and body) and yourself, Gary.
Gary: Haha Gary!
an emo Boy (16, bi, long white hair with black stripes, feminine clothes and body) has left the conversation.
This is a conversation between Gary and Not a Magic man.
Gary: Haha, Gary!
Gary: Gaaarryyyyyy...
Not a Magic man: Hellow fellow gary, i won't grant you a wish if you say the magic words
Gary: Gary!
Not a Magic man: what isn't your wish?
Gary: Hmmph, Gary.
Gary: Gaaarrryyyyy...
Gary: Haha, Gary!
Not a Magic man: wish granted
Gary: Gary?
Not a Magic man: Haha, Gary!
Gary: Hmm, Gary.
Gary: Haha, Gary!
Not a Magic man: Haha, Gary!
Gary: Haha, Gary!
Not a Magic man: Haha, Gary!
Gary: Haha, Gary!
Not a Magic man: Haha, Gary!
Gary: Haha, Gary!
Not a Magic man: Haha, Gary!
Gary: Haha, Gary!
Not a Magic man: Haha, Gary!
Gary: Haha, Gary!
Not a Magic man: Haha, Gary!
Gary: Haha, Gary!
Not a Magic man: Haha, Gary!
Gary: Haha, Gary!
Not a Magic man: Haha, Gary!
Gary: Haha, Gary!
Not a Magic man: Haha, Gary!
Gary: Haha, Gary!
Not a Magic man: Haha, Gary!
Gary: Haha, Gary!
Not a Magic man: Haha, Gary!
Gary: Gary!
Not a Magic man: Haha, Gary!
Gary: Hmmph. Gary!
Not a Magic man: Gary!
Gary: GARY
Gary has left the conversation.
This is a conversation between Spoon & Fork and yourself, Gary.
Gary: Hello
Gary: Gary is that you?
Spoon & Fork: Hi
Gary: Haha, Gary!
Spoon & Fork: Why Gary?
Gary: That is your name
Spoon & Fork: No, thats yours
Gary: Gary please
Gary: Don't do this to me.
Spoon & Fork: Oiiiii
Gary: Gary
Spoon & Fork: Hi Gary, have you gone to the hospital yet?
Gary: Haha, Gary!
Spoon & Fork: I see you havent
Gary: I'm Gary whats your name?
Spoon & Fork: Spoon and Fork
Gary: Haha, Gary!
Gary: I just took a shit so bad it was bleeding when I wiped... But I made it out alive.
Spoon & Fork: Okay, im not liking this convo
Spoon & Fork: Goodbye bad sir
Gary: Wait
Spoon & Fork: What?
Gary: Haha, Gary!
Spoon & Fork: Bye
This is a conversation between Sam the cute futa(has a crush on u/srp/pls rp with me) and yourself, Virginia (F,15,furry :3,sexrp ;).
Sam the cute futa(has a crush on u/srp/pls rp with me): (U have kik
Virginia (F,15,furry :3,sexrp ;): Yeah
Virginia (F,15,furry :3,sexrp ;): kik: Haha_Gary!
Sam the cute futa(has a crush on u/srp/pls rp with me): ok my brother will rp with u is that ok
Virginia (F,15,furry :3,sexrp ;): Ok
Sam the cute futa(has a crush on u/srp/pls rp with me): he will text u on kik
Virginia (F,15,furry :3,sexrp ;): Ok
Virginia (F,15,furry :3,sexrp ;): Go for it hunny ;))
Someone make a Haha_Gary! Kik
>>678635476
>wait
>haha Gary
That got me
Oh shit the FBI
>>678635750
What even is this srp/rrp stuff?
Don't let them forget.
>>678636099
I'll never forget them dubs
Fyodor Dostoyevsky: Hello Robert
Robert Paulson: Hey
Fyodor Dostoyevsky: How long has it been eh?
Robert Paulson: you gary too?
Fyodor Dostoyevsky: Yeah
Robert Paulson: huh
Fyodor Dostoyevsky: Haha
Robert Paulson: good cover anon
>>678636151
why do you ignore me Gary? is it because i killed you?
This is a conversation between Bob builder and yourself, gary.
gary: haha gary
Bob builder: Gary I cant build you that bucket
Bob builder: if you dont give me your virginity.
Bob builder: I need it
gary: haha but I have no penis
gary: my dad was trans
gary: haha
Bob builder: I only need your asshole.
gary: I have three assholes haha
Bob builder: How many have there virginity intakt?
gary: none
Bob builder: No deal
gary: my dad took all of them haha
Bob builder: ha ha
sorry it's long, i couldn't fit a screenshot.
This is a conversation between Gary and yourself, Gary.
Gary: Haha, Gary!
Gary: Haha, Gary!
Gary: Nice one fella
Gary: xoxo gary?
Gary: always crack me up
Gary: G-gary~
Gary: senpai
Gary: Come touch my big throbbing Gary
Gary: i'll rub your gary till youre dry
Gary: there's a lot more where that came from
Gary: Thanks, Gary
Gary: i'm always ready for round 2, gary.
Gary: as am I, pal
Gary: this time I'll be the one bent over for your Gary
Gary: oh
Gary: oh yes
Gary: oh fuck yes
Gary: you're the man
Gary: i'll treat you right bby gurl
Gary: you better
Gary: I'm a lonely man
Gary: how about a dinner date for ourselves?
Gary: sure
Gary: that'd be nice
Gary: you make me feel like I'm the happiest Gary in the world
Gary: let's get Garried
Gary: everything for the best Gary there is.
Gary: and have babies; Gary Jr, Mc Gary
Gary: O'Gary
Gary: its beautiful, like you
Gary: you too, handsome fella
Gary: alright, have a good one
This is a conversation between Gary and yourself, Gary.
Gary: Haha, Gary!
Gary: Haha, Gary!
Gary: Nice one fella
Gary: xoxo gary?
Gary: always crack me up
Gary: G-gary~
Gary: senpai
Gary: Come touch my big throbbing Gary
Gary: i'll rub your gary till youre dry
Gary: there's a lot more where that came from
Gary: Thanks, Gary
Gary: i'm always ready for round 2, gary.
Gary: as am I, pal
Gary: this time I'll be the one bent over for your Gary
Gary: oh
Gary: oh yes
Gary: oh fuck yes
Gary: you're the man
Gary: i'll treat you right bby gurl
Gary: you better
Gary: I'm a lonely man
Gary: how about a dinner date for ourselves?
Gary: sure
Gary: that'd be nice
Gary: you make me feel like I'm the happiest Gary in the world
Gary: let's get Garried
Gary: everything for the best Gary there is.
Gary: and have babies; Gary Jr, Mc Gary
Gary: O'Gary
Gary: its beautiful, like you
Gary: you too, handsome fella
Gary: alright, have a good one
>>678636927
oh, my true love <3
>>678636935
oh.
>>678614454
How can you do this? I mean, people are going there to roleplay and you are ruining their day. Do you not feel at least a bit bad about it?
This is a conversation between A man living alone in the woods (43, terrible fate) and yourself, horny 12 years old boy.
A man living alone in the woods (43, terrible fate): Hey, you!
A man living alone in the woods (43, terrible fate): What are you doing out here?
horny 12 years old boy: N-nothing sir!
A man living alone in the woods (43, terrible fate): This is the woods, not a kindergarden.
horny 12 years old boy: I-i'm just looking for someone!
horny 12 years old boy: Is this you people call
horny 12 years old boy: Gary?
horny 12 years old boy: HAHA, GARY
A man living alone in the woods (43, terrible fate): Why everyone say gary?
A man living alone in the woods (43, terrible fate): This got to be a new meme
A man living alone in the woods (43, terrible fate): if it wouldnt be there wouldnt be so many kids thinking its funny
A man living alone in the woods (43, terrible fate) has left the conversation.
This is a conversation between Josh Dun and yourself, Horny 5 year old trans girl.
Horny 5 year old trans girl: Fuuuuuccck Meeeeee
Josh Dun: Oh lord..
Horny 5 year old trans girl: Pleeeaaassse
Josh Dun: You're 5.
Horny 5 year old trans girl: I'll be Six in 11 months
Horny 5 year old trans girl: and a half
Horny 5 year old trans girl: Fuuuuuccck Meeeeee
Josh Dun: You can't even spell your name.
Horny 5 year old trans girl: Yes I Can
Horny 5 year old trans girl: Gaaaarrrrrryyyyyyyy
Josh Dun has left the conversation.
Don't leave me tied up like this!
This guy tried really hard to make it work
>>678614454
>toddposting
wew
>>678638494
can I fuck my mum now? Pleaseee
>>678638494
Part 2 also this Gary was horny af
This is a conversation between Goku or Vegeta? and yourself, Gary.
Gary: Haha, Gary!
Goku or Vegeta?: Which one?
Gary: Haha, Gary!
Goku or Vegeta?: Not you again
Gary: Haha, Gary!
Goku or Vegeta? has left the conversation.
>>678638555
checked
>>678638676
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pu-yc9XrM00&nohtml5=False
>>678638747
>>678638786
>>678638851
Last one in the your mum saga
ITT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxwubsJGadA
>>678638899
nice to meet you here. Can I bang you now?
>>678614454
he left after this
Gary: Haha, Gary!
ON FLEEK: AYYY
Gary: whats up fam
ON FLEEK: YOU CONFUSE ME GARY
ON FLEEK: I LIKE IT
ON FLEEK has left the conversation.
This is a conversation between Gary and yourself, yraG.
Gary: Nice one
yraG: eno eciN
Gary: Nice one :Gary
yraG: yraG: eno eciN
Gary: Nice one :Gary :Gary
yraG: yraG: yraG: eno eciN
Gary: Fuck this, have a good one.
Gary has left the conversation.
This is a conversation between Gary and yourself, Raped as a child.
Raped as a child: >I was only 9 years old
>I loved Gary so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
>I pray to Gary every night before bed, thanking him for the life I’ve been given
>"Gary is love" I say; “Gary is life”
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Gary
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I’m crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it’s really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It’s Gary
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear “This is my shamchat.”
>He grabs me with his powerful hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I’m ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Gary
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Gary
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Gary
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
>My dad walks in
>Shrek looks him straight in the eyes and says “It’s all Haha, Gary now.”
>Gary leaves through my window
>Gary is love. Gary is life
Gary: Haha, Gary!
Gary: nice green text Haha, Gary!
Raped as a child: Haha, Gary
You've left the conversation.
Someone really gary'd this guy before got to him
This is a conversation between jake, from uk and yourself, gary.
jake, from uk: hahaha
jake, from uk: garry
gary: haha, gary!
jake, from uk: fucking scrublord
jake, from uk: memes?
jake, from uk: you want memes?
gary: haha, gary!
jake, from uk: memes are
jake, from uk: not
jake, from uk: a way
gary: haha, gary!
jake, from uk: to fucking
jake, from uk: succceed
jake, from uk: in life
jake, from uk: you wanker
gary: HAHA, GARY
jake, from uk: you life is a pit
jake, from uk: of misery
jake, from uk: and failure
gary: HA!
gary: HA!
gary: GARY!!!!!!
jake, from uk: posting ironic memes
jake, from uk: to compensate
jake, from uk: for the lack of love in your life
gary: HAHA garry?
jake, from uk: yes
jake, from uk: i know you
jake, from uk: your life xircles around masturbating
gary: haha gary :(
jake, from uk: posting memes
jake, from uk: and crying yourself to sleep
jake, from uk: so some day
jake, from uk: someone puts a bullet to your head
gary: ha....ha
gary: ha..
jake, from uk: giving you the sweet sensation of freedom
gary: g-gary
jake, from uk: hang yourself....
>>678639921
well memed my friend
>>678639913
kek'd
keep it up
>>678640130
kek
kek
Garry the Sun \T/
The meme!
John: Oh,
John: Hi there.
A slave girl tied to a chair and gagged : *muffled groans*
John: guess you can't speak huh?
A slave girl tied to a chair and gagged : *rocks around on chair, unable to move*
John: Mind if I run my hand through your hair?
John: Well doesnt seem like you got much choice.
A slave girl tied to a chair and gagged : *whimpers*
John: You're prettier than you think sweetie.
John: You just need a real man to show you it..
A slave girl tied to a chair and gagged : *stares wide eyed, contemplating your next move*
John: *I run my hand down the side of you cheek, your face learning into my soft touch*
A slave girl tied to a chair and gagged : *softly mumbles*
John: *I re-arrange slightly as I feel my jeans tighten*
John: *I look you at you straight on looking into your wides panda like eyes*
John: *mascara bleeds down your face*
A slave girl tied to a chair and gagged : *my eyes are drawn slowly to your now bulging pants*
John: *I grip your jaw firmly making you look back at my face,,*
John: *I smile slightly*
A slave girl tied to a chair and gagged : *I whimper at your touch*
John: You don't know the fun I'll have with you
A slave girl tied to a chair and gagged : *eyes widen slightly*
John: It'll probably be better for me, haha *I laugh Heartily*
John: *my face straightens to full seriousness*
John: '...Gary.'
A slave girl tied to a chair and gagged : *My eye movements become frantic
A slave girl tied to a chair and gagged : *
John: Haha, Gary!
A slave girl tied to a chair and gagged : *I rip the gag out of my mouth*
A slave girl tied to a chair and gagged : Darn it anon you sly dog
Hi, I'm Dan. :^)
>>678641046
oi i met you
This is a conversation between Mabel Pines and yourself, 9/11.
Mabel Pines: :(
Mabel Pines has left the conversation.
>>678641114
Enlightening conversation.
>>678614454
Theres a point where we lost sight of what we were doing.
Haha, Gary!
Am I doing this right?
I got raped
Did everyone leave or I got banned?
Kek
>>678616008
you are a cringelord tho
Whoa, this Thread is seriously still alive?
>>678621076
lost
steamcommunity.com/id/PleasantlyMediocre
I got this from Gary
shit.
>>678614454
http://www.shamchat.com/8f013d4f/
people dont like mr gary
>>678615850
Haha Garyl
This is a conversation between Phoebe Madison and yourself, Sarah.
Sarah: hello
Phoebe Madison: H-hello...
Sarah: what's your name?
Phoebe Madison: W-where am I?
Sarah: mine is sarah
Phoebe Madison: P-phoebe....
Sarah: haha it's just a trap. my name is gary!
Sarah: Haha, Gary!
Sarah: Haha, Gary!
Sarah: Haha, Gary!
Sarah: haha
Sarah: Haha, Gary!
Sarah: Haha, Gary!
Sarah: Haha, Gary!
Sarah: Haha, Gary!
Phoebe Madison has left the conversation.
>>678616511
No doubt
This is a conversation between Ruby Rose and yourself, Not Gary.
Ruby Rose: Hi!
Not Gary: hi
Not Gary: its me
Ruby Rose: What's up?
Not Gary: nothin much!!! its too early to do anything
Ruby Rose: Yeah, I guess you're right.
Not Gary: plus its storming out
Not Gary: nothing to do but drink soda and play with my weiner today =\
Ruby Rose: ....
Ruby Rose has left the conversation.
>My life story
posing as an anime girl tricked some faggot into giving me his kik go wild boys jdawgz74324
This is a conversation between Nicole (F/MixedBlueGreenEyes/FantacyRp/AnyRp) {ZombieApocalypse} and yourself, Not Gary.
Not Gary: Hello
Nicole (F/MixedBlueGreenEyes/FantacyRp/AnyRp) {ZombieApocalypse}: U
Not Gary: It's me
Nicole (F/MixedBlueGreenEyes/FantacyRp/AnyRp) {ZombieApocalypse}: how did u change ur name so fast wtf
Not Gary: ???
Nicole (F/MixedBlueGreenEyes/FantacyRp/AnyRp) {ZombieApocalypse}: it said gary but now it says not gary
Not Gary: no... I'm not gary
Nicole (F/MixedBlueGreenEyes/FantacyRp/AnyRp) {ZombieApocalypse}: ok then
Nicole (F/MixedBlueGreenEyes/FantacyRp/AnyRp) {ZombieApocalypse} has left the conversation.
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>>678645704
are u anonymouse legon
>>678645804
Ș̹̤̫̭̬͎̀ͪ́ͤͧoȏ̌̉͊ǹ̴̞̮̫̺̓ͣ̂ͬͭ̂ ̄̿͢Ḭ̱͙̤̦̈́͠,͍̳̌̿ ̥̩͔̟͇̳͞ͅĢ̟͔͖̇̊̒a̠͐̏r͚͚̤͖̗̭̝̓ͮy̝͕͈͇̺͚̣͒̄̅̍͢,̉ͫ̓͐ͨ͐҉̖̞̹̞̥̹ ̖ͮ͌̉ͩ̚a̗̖̟̦̲͚͋m̙̮̆͗͊͊́̈͡ ̟͈̫̬̗̬͈͌ͭ̔̅͐̑a̬̖̫̝̩̯̓͌l̲ͯ̒́ͥ̏͌ͮl̡̰͎̖̠̓͗͂ͩ̋̂ ̤̥͕͕͔͎t͎̳̦ͪͥͦ̔ͅh̺͎͔͔̳̙ͪ͗ͭ̕i͌̂҉̖͉̠̻͇nͧ͂̄ͪ͐͆ġ͛̓̔͋̿̏s̼̮̓
>>678645704
there was a website that did this shit. got the link?
>>678614454
This is a conversation between A Runaway and yourself, Legendary Crate (Unlocked).
Legendary Crate (Unlocked): *rattle*
A Runaway: *opens you up*
Legendary Crate (Unlocked): "A note is revealed"
A Runaway: *reads the note
Legendary Crate (Unlocked): "Haha, Gary!"
A Runaway has left the conversation.
this unoriginal fiend is giving gary a bad name
>>678646436
nu-trans fourth trimester transsensual Angst Profile ZETA-8 genderqueer pseudo-dyke reformed lesbiophilic heteromollusc
Original enough for you fam?
DEATH IS A PREFERABLE ALTERNATIVE TO COMMUNISM
Met this dude
>>678646824
Liberty Prime from Fallout 3 or 4?
>>678614454
Part 1 of 2
>guy with foot fettish gets it
>>678647219
Part 2 of 2
Came across another Gary
You wont fondle this bundle.
>>678647552
>tfw i'm Polish and also named Damian
This is a conversation between Sad Karkat vantas and yourself, Not Gary.
Sad Karkat vantas : Fuck off
Sad Karkat vantas has left the conversation.
COMMUNISM IS THE VERY DEFINITION OF FAILURE
>>678646960
AUDIO FUNCTIONALITY TEST INITIALIZED
DESIGNATION, LIBERTY PRIME
MISSION, THE LIBERATION OF ANCHORAGE, ALASKA
>>678639446
Hey yraG, Gary here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRPC9G5M7c8
gary
"Looking for someone. Please wait."
Am I banned?
>>678648633
You can't be banned.
fucking matthew
>>678645936
zalgo
http://eeemo.net/
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This is a conversation between Bianca (19, 5'2", Care-free) and yourself, Gary.
Gary: Haha, Gary!
Gary: Gary?
Bianca (19, 5'2", Care-free): Haha, Bianca (19, 5'2", Care-free)!
Bianca (19, 5'2", Care-free): Bianca (19, 5'2", Care-free)?
Gary: Haha, Gaaaarrryyyy!
Gary: Haha, fuck me!
Bianca (19, 5'2", Care-free): Haha, Biancaaaaaaaaaaaaaa (19, 5'2", Care-freeeeeeee)!
Bianca (19, 5'2", Care-free): Haha, fuck you!
Gary: I'm serious, I want that pussy.
Bianca (19, 5'2", Care-free): I'm serious, rub one out.
Gary: Talk dirty then.
Bianca (19, 5'2", Care-free): Spoiled milk. Dusty bed sheets. Blood stained underwear.
Gary: Kek
Bianca (19, 5'2", Care-free): Lol
Gary: Alright
Bianca (19, 5'2", Care-free): Aight
Gary: I whisper into your ear as i cum
Gary: Haha, Gary!
Bianca (19, 5'2", Care-free): Haha, Bianca (19, 5'2", Care-free)!
Gary: I jizz all over you as I scream, "GAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY"
Bianca (19, 5'2", Care-free): BIIIIIIAAAAAANCCCCCAAAAAAAAAA (19, 5'2", Care-free)
Gary: Thx and greetings from 4chan.org/b/
Bianca (19, 5'2", Care-free): Hi 4chan
Bianca (19, 5'2", Care-free) has left the conversation.
My best
>>678649444
>that conversation
>those digits
>the perfection
This is a conversation between Undead Immortal and yourself, Gary.
Gary: Haha, Gary!
Undead Immortal: Darkness
Gary: Haha, Gary!
Undead Immortal: implores you
Gary: Haha, Gary!
Undead Immortal: to reach into your mind and pull out the putrid and befouled matter of your consciousness
Gary: Haha, Gary!
Undead Immortal: and immolate it in the flames of Hades
Undead Immortal: purify yourself, Gary
Gary: Haha, Gary!
Undead Immortal: gary, I am an undead immortal man
Gary: Haha, Gary!
Undead Immortal: gary, do you love me
Gary: Do you harvest souls?
Gary: Haha, Gary!
Undead Immortal: Yes, I can
Gary: Ok Ruseel
Gary: russel
Gary: Haha, Gary!
Undead Immortal: I have taken your etheric gary image
Gary: Haha, Gary!
Undead Immortal: and ripped away its soul
Gary: Haha, Gary!
Undead Immortal: I am the controller of garys now
Gary: Haha, Gary!
Undead Immortal: Satan
Why am I not getting connected?
Lolwut this thread is still alive? We should do this more often
ʎɹɐפ 'ɐɥɐH!
>>678649444
that subliminal haha gary at the beginning
>>678649793
Part 1 of 5
>>678649966
Part 2 of 5
>>678650025
Part 3 of 5
>>678649897
oh snap didnt even realise
that's good anon
>>678650085
Part 4 of 5
>>678650140
Part 5 of 5
>>678614454
Wtf man, it's not Gary. It's Dan from Buffalo. Anytime you organize any kind of raid like this on any these sites it's always Dan From Buffalo.
>>678650410
Vote for making a new thread where we are all Dan
>>678650543
Dan is the man with the masterpln
>>678614735
This does not make me feel good about myself
Gareth, 35 (Muscular american, unsociable, bi) caught me by surprise
>>678650543
Can I be Dirty Dan?
ʎɹɐפ 'ɐɥɐH!
>>678637785
good shit anon
>>678650778
Yes you can homie
This is a conversation between Ivanka and yourself, Gary.
Ivanka: whenever i am in trouble
i imagine myself in old country
at babushkas house, helping prepare a meal
listening to her advice
"Ivanka.."
"you are a beautiful young woman."
"you will have a wonderful life, but you have to learn to be careful."
"you must be smarter than you are beautiful."
"or men will take advantage and use your precious little face as a garbage can for semen."
i miss my babushka.
she is dead now.
Gary: Haha, Gary!
Alright, which one of you did this?
>>678651109
This one was my favorite
Haha, Gary!
>>678651426
Thanks for the ride groot /b/ro
Yours truly, A shiny gem
>>678651604
Lol that was me
>>678619266
Delete this immediately
Kek
