What's up, faggots. Time for another adventure.
Dubs decides what you do.
President Sanders was cucked so hard by Black Lives Matter that all white people were exterminated. You're the last white man on Earth, as far as you know. Around you, you find:
-A hanging white man
-A tree
-Some sticks and stones on the ground
-A sign pointing you to the nearest KFC
-A hole in the ground
RULES:
-Only the first get after each update will be counted.
-Trips will trigger an event.
-Quads will always count, no exceptions, and will trigger an event.
-You only control the guy. "Summon Cthulhu" is fine, but "Cthulhu appears" is not.
-"Kill yourself" gets will be unsuccessful, unless quads.
Pick up a stick and swing it around to test its capabilities as a weapon.
>>676049292
Search dead white brother
>>676049644
Cover yourself in a thick layer of mud and hide on the ground, waiting for an opportunity to strike.
>>676049644
>>676049722
>>676049644
It seems alright, but it's no whipknife.
Dubs decides what you do next.
>>676049958
Search dead man for useful items
Suck the corpse's dick
>>676049958
Search in and around the tree
>>676050098
Reroll
throw the stick at the body
>>676049958
Take the rope down. It could come in handy.
>>676050098
Roll
>>676050212
This
>>676050212
Roll
>>676050212
roll
Dig a grave for the body
Sever my penis, tie to stick
Beat body with stick
>>676050212
Roll
>>676049958
>Last white man
>is clearly black
Head to kfc
>>676050488
Oh come on
>>676050511
There it is
>>676050488
Well looks like the white race Is gone kek
>>676050488
ohhhh shit
Aryan loli spawns
>>676050488
Beat corpse with whipdick
>>676050488
winner
>>676050488
You rip off your own dick and tie it to the stick using the rope from the dead man's noose. This seems like a powerful weapon indeed.
Dubs decides.
>>676050212
Take the rope and coil it around your shoulder.
>>676050841
Beat corpse with whipdick
>>676050841
Beat self to death with dickflail
>>676050841
Head for kfc with the mighty weapon
>>676049292
Put stick in ass, Post results on /b/
>>676050841
Stick dick stick into dead man's anus
>>676050841
Summon Hitler as a Partymember
Cover yourself in thick mud, head to nearest KFC for nourishment.
Insert dickstick into own anus
Shove dickflail in own ass
>>676051022
God dammit
>>676050841
Journey to KFC
>>676050841
charge into KFC and beat some niggers stupid.
>>676051022
Beat me to it
>>676051022
>>676051099
winrar
>>676049958
Beat the hanging man until he falls. Fuck his corpse. Sharpen the stick against the tree, and use it to cut put one of the man's femurs from his body. Break the edge of the femur off, and sharpen the tip with rocks to a point, and sharpen one side to some semblance of a femur machete with said rocks, Then head to the KFC.
>>676051022
You insert your stickdick into the dead man's anus. He does not respond, but you get some enjoyment out of it anyway.
Dubs decides.
>>676049958
Pick up a stone and crush my skull, as I don't want to live in a world like that.
>>676051353
Rip the dead man's penis off, te it to other end of the stick. Make a double headed dick stick
cut down the damn tree
>>676051353
Summon Hitler
>>676051353
Head towards KFC
>>>>676049958
Pull the penis out. Beat the hanging man until he falls. Fuck his corpse. Sharpen the stick against the tree, and use it to get one of the man's femurs. Sharpen that against the tree. Then head to the KFC
>>676051353
Suck the dickflail
>>676051429
Rerolling this
>>676051353
Rip the KFC sign out the ground and turn it into a nigger proof shield by writing job application on the other side with your blood
>>676051444
>>676051353
Carve skin of dad man with your bare finger nails and teeth then wear it around your body to show white power
>>676051527
Rolling for this
>>676051265
lel
>>676051444
Trips says cut that fucked down
>>676051444
An event!
>>676051677
>>676051444
winner
>>676051677
Nigger shield + dick whip
>>676051444
You attempt to cut down the tree with your dickstick, but it is not an effective cutting tool.
While you do this, a nigger climbs out of the dark hole!
Dubs decides.
>>676051841
Surrender to the nigger
>>676051444
Check'd!
Also take a look in the hole
>>676051841
Kill the nigger, rip off his dick tie it to the other end of the stick make a dual headed dick whip
>>676051841
Jump down hole
>>676051841
present virgin butthole to the nigger
>>676051841
dude wtf i said cut down the damn tree
Put dick stick in nigger's mouth
>>676051841
Summon Hitler and fight together against the Nigger RPG style
>>676051841
Suck the nigger's dick
>>676051841
Activate your hidden ancestor powers of slave owner and oppress him to death
>>676051841
Piss on him to show dominance
>>676051841
Rape all the niggers
>>676051841
Shove dickstick into nostril of the nigger until death
>>676051841
Sharpen one point of the stick dick flail. Stab the dindu to death. Fuck it's corpse. Pull out its femur. Sharpen that like a sword with a rock
>>676051841
Politely ask them if they would like to be friends. If they refuse, attack with the dick stick.
>>676052044
oh shit!
>>676051841
Show the nigger the KFC sign. Jump on his back and let him lead to way.
>>676052044
god damnit
>>676051966
>weeeeee
Down we go
>>676051966
Winnar
>>676052044
Goddamnit. You fucking faggot.
>>676051966
Thank you
kill every nigger
>>676052044
Kek
>>676052044
Top kek
>>676052044
Most Top Kek
>>676052244
More doobles!
>>676052244
Dub dubs nice
>>676051966
You jump into the dark hole, knocking the nigger inside with you.
It is too dark to see, but you can tell that it is a tunnel that extends to the left and the right. You are standing in a pile of what feels like bones.
Dubs decides.
>>676052493
Shove bones in ass
>>676052493
Rape the nigger to assert dominance
Jump
>>676052493
strangle the nigger while putting your severed bloody meat into his mouth
>>676052493
Use a bone to rip a hole in spacetime
take nigger as a camouflage material and go to kfc ( left )
>>676052493
start a fire
>>676052493
Summon Donald Trump
>>676052493
Jump out of hole
>>676052493
Kill the nigger first. Rip his dick off tie it around your neck as a trophy
>>676052493
attempt to set the nigger on fire for a torch and head to the right
>>676052493
you beat the nigger in the head with stickdick to make sure he is dead
>>676052644
Winrar
>>676052644
Nice
>>676052691
roll
>>676052644
Oh fuck
Take bones and nigger's afro and turn it into torch to light the way
>>676052493
You decide to test the bones if they are a better weapon, if so equip it
>>676052702
this
smash the bones through the niggers skull
>>676052777
EVENT EVENT EVENT
>>676052644
Winrarrrr
>>676052777
NOTHING IS BETTER THAN DICKFLAIL
>>676052777
>>676052777
TRIPS checked
>>676052667
reroll
>>676052644
You strangle the nigger to death while he chokes on the meaty end of your dickstick. You are victorious.
Dubs decides what you do next.
>>676052959
Run to the left
>>676052959
Stick the dick flail up your ass for safe keeping. Sharpen the bone. Stick that up your ass for safe keeping as well.
>>676052959
make a helmet out of skull and tunic out of the nigger's hide
>>676052764
Reroll
>>676052959
Summon Hitler
>>676052959
Put on the niggers skin as a disguise
>>676052959
Rip his dick off wear it as a necklace. Every dark you slay you shall add to the collection.
Lick your dickstick clean and go left
Run to the right
RUN LEFT
climb back and cut that damn tree
>>676052959
Pray to Satan to light a fire on the dickstick so you can see
>>676053077
Clever
>>676052959
Try to make a torch with bones and nigger bandana
>>676052959
is the trips not legit because you werent done updating?
>>676053066
>>676053077
Both solid sensible dubs
>>676052959
Eat his flesh raw and Wear it round neck
>>676053174
this
>>676053174
>implying the dindu doesn't have a fro to store KFC in.
>>676053133
WINRAR
>>676053077
WINRAR.
>>676053066
You burn the nigger's hair on a bone to create a torch. It smells, but it gets the job done. You see a sign to the left that says "stash."
Dubs decides.
i want an event to happen
>>676053077
this roll
>>676053428
Summon Hitler already
>>676053077
again roll
>>676053428
Jump
>>676053428
Summon a portal to the plane of watermelon to fight the nigger god
>>676053428
So trips didnt count ffs op
>>676053428
Go right
>>676053428
Head towards the stash. All along the way, drag your dick on the wall. Stick the torch up your ass.
fucking roll roll
>>676053077
>>676053466
OP here. Ignored this post. You need trips. The nigger climbing out of the hole was an event.
>>676053428
make skull helmet and wear nigger disguise
Make a whipbone, put nigger skin on your face as disguise and go to stash
>>676053466
Well fuck I guess you get one now
>>676053540
Roll
>>676053428
Skin the nigger, use his flesh as camo. Head for the stash
>>676053428
Jump out of the hole
>>676053466
winrar
>>676053428
Wear his flesh around your body
Go to the stash.
>>676053428
Kill myself
>>676053428
Jump.
>>676053592
Roll
>>676053512
>>676053543
>>676053598
one off 3 times in a row...
Go to the right
>>676053631
Roll
>>676053428
make a suit of armour form the bones
>>676053725
Reroll
Stick the torch up your ass
>>676053428
Go to the right
>>676053613
Roll
>>676053811
winner
>>676053428
Go right
>>676053811
Winrar
Jerk off and plant your seed
Take sign as shield and proceed toward the stash, making sure to rip the niggers nipples off and eat them for good luck
>>676053769
Kill yourself that is the only option now
>>676053811
You head to the right. You are in an opening in the cave. You see a nigger who appears to have been mutated by radiation from president Sanders' nuking of white civilization. He wields a broken bottle of grain alcohol, and he seems hostile. There is a chest behind him.
Dubs decides what you do.
cut down the damn nigger
>>676054197
Whip him in the eye with the whipdick
>>676054286
reroll
>>676054197
pull down your pants and act like your gay, most blacks are homophobic so he will probably run away
>>676054197
Suck the nigger's dick
>>676054197
present my virgin boipussi to the big man.
>>676053428
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>>676054197
insert your dickstick into your anus
>>676054197
Set yourself on fire and wildly attack the nigger.
>>676054335
Roll
>>676054286
roll
Run back to the stash
>>676054197
Give the nigger a handjob
>>676054389
roll
>>676054335
rolllll
>>676054197
Point out that I myself am actually so black that I'm literally black. And then club his head in with the dickflail
>>676054335
This
>>676054197
Throw nigger a grenade painted like a banana.
>>676054197
Put that dick stick to good use and kill him
>>676054197
Surrender to the nigger
>>676054197
Use whip dick to trip him, stab him in the eye with other end of the stick. Seize grain booze and trestle for yourself
>>676054197
Summon Hitler
>>676054444
NIGGA
>>676054197
You went left...
Okay, go to the left where the stash is
>>676054444
QUADS
>>676054197
Stick the torch up your ass
>>676054444
Holy shit. Checked.
>>676054197
Toss the torch as a distraction and ram him up the ass with the dick stick
>>676054499
winrar
>>676054444
QUADS HAVE SPOKEN
>>676054197
Start doing kung-fu with the dickstick and shove dickstick in own nostril while talking about mom's spaghetti
>>676054444
QUADS
>>676054197
Suck the niggers dick
>>676054444
that moment when you get quads, I guess It's good I didn't kill myself
>>676053973
>>676054499
My dubs are worth Nothing
>>676053428
Realize he was black all along and come to
accept the fact that his creator actually
made his color pallet black on a Ms paint program.
Presently our ass
>>676054444
Checkd
>>676054444
>>676053077
Not bad, you cheeky cunt
>>676054610
>>676053973
lol one of again
>>676054444
You whip the nigger in the eye with your mighty dickstick. By the power of Quads, what would normally have been a trivial injury has caused his head to violently explode. The giganigger is dead.
Dubs decides.
>>676054923
SUMMON HITLER
>>676054923
Loot his shit homie, also eat his nipple for luck
OPEN THE CHEST
>>676054923
Steal the nigger dick
>>676054923
loot all
>>676054993
Roll
>>676054923
OPEN THE FUCKING CHEST!
>>676054993
REROLL
then jump
>>676054923
open the chest with the whipdick
CHEST
>>676054923
open the chest at a distance with the dickstick
>>676055054
Roll
>>676054923
Shit in pants
>>676054923
Loot his stash
>>676054923
Loot all his shit
>>676054923
Set chest on fire
>>676054993
Cmon
>>676054923
Burn the chest
Rip his dick of and attach to a bone to have double dick sticks
Chlamydia
>>676054923
Use grain alcohol to clean your penis wound, loot chest.
>>676055052
open
OPEN THE CHEST FAG
>>676055140
reroolllll pleassse damn
open chest
Jump
>>676054923
Go to the left
Summon Cthulhu
>>676055177
what?
>>676055177
what??
>>676055199
Winrar
>>676055177
>?
>>676055199
>winrar
>>676055177
Ok...
>>676055222
God damn it there's a chest right there you triple nigger
>>676055169
Reroll
Fuck yourself in the ass with your dickstick
>>676055322
DOUBLE DUBS CONFIRM
WINRAR
>>676055322
winner
>>676055177
fuck this^
>>676055199
this instead^
I open the chest and finger myself
>>676055222
Whatever happened to opening the chest
>>676055177
You notice that the nigger has Chlamydia.
Dubs decides.
Both
>>676055199
OP here. Drawing this now.
>>676055501
suck the nigger's dick and open the chest
>>676055501
WTF WORST
also eat that torch
>>676055501
Go to the left now
>>676055501
walk to chest and kick it open
>>676055501
Open chest
>>676055501
Stick torch up your ass
>>676055501
OPEN. THE. FUCKING. CHEST. also cut his eyes out and fuck the holes
Eat nigger for sustenance then check in chest
>>676055554
nice quads checked
Get to the chest by jumping over nig stain and open it
>>676055501
Open the chest
>>676055501
Summon George Lincoln Rockwell from the dead, he'll know what to do
>>676055554
Faster faggot
>>676055501
Kill self with dickstick
>>676055600
WINRAR
>>676055501
burn his corpse, but gather a sample of blood to use as projectile weapon against other niggers to give them chlamydia
>>676055501
Decide to leave the chest alone
>>676055501
Open the chest and piss in it
>>676055554
By the power of off by one
Summon hitler
Make a new thread
>>676055501
Leave the cave
>>676055692
newfag confirmed
>>676055554
>^
>>676055692
quads need to be in the end can't be in the middle.
>>676055692
>>676055785
Reroll
Make a new bread OP this one is reaching bump limit
>>676055501
Eat the nigger
hey op
>>676055887
I think I am somekind of a one off prophet.
almost every fucking post in this thread man
>>676055887
i didnt know that dude i have been here but this is my first to leave a reply thx by the way
>>676055199
You open the chest. You find a loaded glock, ammo, and a wig that makes you want to make post-apocalyptic America great again.
Dubs decides.
>>676056085
Kill self with glock
>>676056085
Climb back to the surface
>>676056085
Summon Hitler
ANOTHER ONE
>>676056085
Jump.
>>676056085
Put wig on nigger
>>676056085
Build a time machine, go back in time, and stop Sanders becoming president.
>>676056085
Go to the left
Also make a new thread
>>676056182
Roll
>>676056021
Like Neville longbottom u fag
>>676056037
np lol but I would do myself a favour if I was you and lurk moar,
It's not everyday you don't get a lot of shit for being a newfag lol
>>676056233
oh shit
>>676056292
>>676056292
>>676056292
NEW THREAD
>>676056085
use all ammo to destroy remains or nigger and shove glock up ass
>>676056233
>>676056244
>>676056255
checked
>>676056233
FUCKING WINRAR
based anon
>>676056233
Nice idea but how
>>676056085
take stuff
go back all the way to the left
Finger yourself in the ass with dickstick then head left
>>676056233
Time traveling trump impersonator kills old comie jew
>>676056085
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
>>676056581
Reroll for greatness
>>676056724
Rolling
WE WUNT HITLER!!!####
>>676056581
Roll
shove an eggplant up your ass
