CONTINUED
What's up, faggots. Time for another adventure.
Dubs decides what you do.
President Sanders was cucked so hard by Black Lives Matter that all white people were exterminated. You're the last white man on Earth, as far as you know. Around you, you find:
-A hanging white man
-A tree
-Some sticks and stones on the ground
-A sign pointing you to the nearest KFC
-A hole in the ground
RULES:
-Only the first get after each update will be counted.
-Trips will trigger an event.
-Quads will always count, no exceptions, and will trigger an event.
-You only control the guy. "Summon Cthulhu" is fine, but "Cthulhu appears" is not.
-"Kill yourself" gets will be unsuccessful, unless quads.
>>676056292
>>676056233
^^ Last winrar ^^
>>676056292
Summon Hitler nao
ANOTHER ONE THREAD
Make a bow with sticks
>>676056292
You start doing break dance and attract niggers
Jump.
>>676056292
shoot all ammo into dead nigger and shove glock up ass
go to kfc with glock in hand and wig on head
>>676056292
>Build a time machine, go back in time, and stop Sanders becoming president.
Being drawn right now. Keep this shit bumped.
Well there was a winner in the other thread... sooo
>>676056522
Winrar
>>676056522
kekd out loud at this
>>676056522
Kek'd, but winrar has already been earlier.
also bump
>>676056522
Kek too bad already a winrar
Rebump
You go into the hole and make the hole deeper.
>>676056938
Roll
>>676056991
Reroll
buuubuuubuubububuumpadabumpaladubs
>>676056292
Burn the wig with your torch
>>676057011
Dubs!
>>676056543
You assemble a time machine from sticks and stones, and go back in time to when Sanders won the California primary. You take over his stage and talk about making America great again, and he is universally derided.
Dubs decides what you do next.
>>676056497
WE WUNT HITLER1!!!!!
rip OP
>>676057011
>>676056938
WINRAR OP
>>676056543
>>676056522
This too befor you travel through time
SUMMON HITLER ALREADY
>>676057099
Summon HITLER
nuke all niggers
ruined
>>676057099
Quit presidential race
>>676057099
Jump.
>>676057099
Summon Hitler to kill the old Jew
>>676057109
This is gay request stop
>>676057099
Elect our Fuhrer, Adolf Hitler, as president.
Burn torch with wig
>>676057099
Anally rape sander infront of everyone to assert dominance
THAT XD WASNT A ROLL I JUST LAUGHED DUDE I DONT WANT IT TO WIN
>>676057099
all of a sudden you travel back to where you came from because some nigger didnt eat his kfc that was a part of your timetraveling machine so you were never able to build it
>>676057211
>>676057099
You begin to forge a plan to assassinate Hillary Clinton with Donald trump
>>676057099
Endorse Hillary Clinton as President
>>676057099
This is the time and place.
SUMMON HITLER KILL THE COMMIE JEW HIS ETERNAL ENEMY
>>676057211
shitty winrar
>>676057288
Well then
>>676057211
good job
>>676057099
get bomb and Allah Akbar jew cuck
>>676057099
You start doing the helicopter with your severed ding dong while SJW throw ketchup on your face
>>676057164
He said in last thread first dubs after each update unless quads
>>676057211
Tactical nuke incoming
>booobeep booobeeep
>>676057299
this kind of needs to happen so bump this shit
because this is not as good not in the niggeverse
>>676057288
Looks like Sanders is getting a dicking. But wait, you don't have a dick anymore
>>676057433
ayyyy kek
>>676057433
really nigga well...
>>676057299
bump
>>676057211
Winrar faggits
Obama wins 3rd term nigpocolyps 2.0
>>676057529
He can rape him with a strap-on
Shitty 11 dubs thing happened. Ducking hell anon are you like 6?
>>676057529
Fine sodomize with dick stick
>>676057529
You still have dickstick
>>676057211
You fire nukes at all of the niggers, to the applause of the entire country.
You still have your time machine, btw.
Dubs decide.
If the time machine is successful, he should next set about heading int othe future and aquiring a potent WMD, then back again to 1900 to nuke all the mass gatherings of non-white - then back to modren day to see the effects.
>>676057767
Resign as President
GO BACK TO THE PRESENT TIME AND CUT THAT DAMN TREE
>>676057767
You begin a plan to kill Hillary Clinton with trump
>>676057857
roll
>>676057857
Roll
>>676057857
roll
>>676057767
Take out the mudslimes next, causing a world-wide celebration, making you the beloved leader of the entire world
>>676057857
rolll
Go back to the apocalypse time, and be rendered in a time paradox because the apocalypse no longer happened.
>>676057767
Go back to the nigger land and cut the damn three
so can i give myself my own instructions for the adventure mark?
>>676057767
Summon Hitler, rule together
>>676057857
Rollarino
>>676057994
roll
>>676057857
roll
>>676057857
roll
>>676057767
Gigga nogs come back from future and pop shit
>>676057857
bump
>>676057902
Roll
>>676057767
Summon Hitler and travel with him back to 1939
SPAWN THE MOTHERFUCKERING MECHA CHICKEN AND KILL ALL MUDSLIMES
>>676057994
rol
>>676057857
Roll!
>>676057857
roll
>>676057857
Roll for the greater good of our fallen brother
>>676058099
winrar
>>676058099
What a wonderful world
>>676057767
Gigga nigz attack
Guys please
Niggerland doesn't exist in this timeline anymore since you killed all niggers
>>676058099
Shitty choices after shitty choices
>>676058099
WINRAR
>>676058263
Shut up nigger muslim, making he world great again
Beeeemmmp
a world without niggers and muslims, too good to be true
>>676058099
You stump all degenerates.
Dubs decides how this story ends.
Event?
>>676057767
D trump vs hitler boxing match
>>676058777
Hitler rises from his grave and they both celebrate by gassing all Jews
>>676058777
Hitler turns out to have been in suspended animation you thaw him and together rule over the world in aryan peace and prosperity. Also the jews die too
>>676058777
>>676057299
this happens and you die because klamydia
Become nigger
>>676058777
use time machine to go chop down tree in the beginning and then fuck the tree
>>676058777
He kill himself.
pls make another thread pls pls pls
>>676058777
Resign as God Emperor
>>676058900
nice
>>676058900
best ending a man could ask for tbh
>>676058777
>>676058881
ROLLING
>>676058777
send the dickstick to space, as a testament to Trumps legacy
>>676058777
By the almighty grace of trips
>>676058900
HITLER AT LAST!
>>676057767
So the niggers are applauding being nuked? You are the only white person left.
>>676058900
This is the best story ever
>>676058900
What a happy ending.
>>676059069
he went back in time
>>676059069
Time machine faggot
>>676059069
Yes. Are you even questioning this? Fucking normies ruined /b/
>>676059069
We time traveled before Sanders killed white people.
Now the world has no Nig no Muslims and no Jews, in other words best ending ever
>>676058900
It's a wonderful world in the end.
Thanks for playing, you glorious faggots. This is the best one I've had yet.
New adventure coming tomorrow at the same time.
>>676058777
Event event event
>>676059069
Get off /b liberal scum.
>>676059489
ty too OP
This was an amazing story time
>>676059489
That file name kek. We can all dream cant we?
>>676059489
fuck i missed it
what time did you start?
>>676059489
ty fag, awesome bread. See you tomorrow
>>676059489
Its beautiful
>>676060314
new adventure
>>676059489
Unrealistic. What does hitler know about gassing Jews, he never tried.
