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>>675542916
i have the learned opinion of a phd backing me up.
>>675542351
YOU'RE NOT
>>675542272
You know it to be true.
>>675542421
Uh... I don't have an American fetish, I don't think. It just so happens that most people that I've gotten close to have been from America.
>>675542916
well then how can you discredit it so quickly
>>675542768
You are yukky and uggo.
I am. He even asks me to FUCK HIM occasionally.
>>675542913
Vaginas are the work of the devil.
>>675543145
why do you think that is?
>>675543220
i'm crying, please, nibbler
I'm off boys, have fun
>>675543315
BORRÁ ESTO
>>675543315
fuck me darwin
Sufre.
>>675543406
Seems like the logical result of only talking to Americans.
>>675542946
Actually it was no worse than here, where you could preview or download the originals. Plus there is an infinite history.
>>675543318
They are 100% amazing
>>675543406
Thats what you git for saying I want to put my penis is males. Yukky
>>675543106
Phd in what?
>>675543204
Because it is fake.
>>675543592
Esa es la mierda que hace que me vaya a medicar.
>>675543767
how can you say that
will you try it
just for me
>>675543636
why do you only talk to americans
>>675543678
i suppose people find no reason to sidegrade. there's also a nice tempo when replying is not instant.
>>675543763
you're hurting me so much
>>675543767
biology
which is ironic because most of his work is data manipulation, he just has to understand what all the data is to make use of it
>>675543220
>give me one reason why otters arent the best
>protip: you cant
>>675543763
They are 110% unpleasant.
>>675544054
GOOD. I replace the absence of sex with the pleasure of hurting others.
>>675544054
The people from here.
>>675544249
i-i'm so glad... that i can give this... to you
>>675544307
so it is by happy chance that you predominately are sexually attracted to americans
>>675544054
Yeah but he is really good at what he does.
Poor argument.
>>675544038
If you really knew me you would know I rarely eat breakfast.
>>675544054
I suppose
>>675544226
Have you EVER humped a vigina?
>>675544472
it's important for your brain and body
you should eat breakfast
I will feed you breakfast
>>675544424
Ah yus, your pain reinvigorates me.
>>675544472
he's said multiple times you do not have to be good to get a degree
whether that is self-referential, i do not know
>>675544746
weeps quietly into your chest fur
>>675544553
I'd have to have been within 10 feet of one without vomiting first. And that'll never happen.
or not*
>>675544424
I guess, I wouldn't use the word chance. If you only meet people from one place you can't really expect anything else.
>>675544971
i mean, you could always go outside
>>675544858
I am not talking about getting a degree, I am talking about getting a degree and not having it be a waste of money because regardless of whether or not you have a degree you will never get a job because you are not good. Some fields are not as competitive as others.
You can suck at math and still get a degree in it if you wanted to. What is going to happen, however, is you will find yourself jobless and without income as you wasted your money thinking you could do something you are not good at, and convince people you are worth more than the guy sitting next to you with a 4.0 and other stuff even if he may be of the same skill level.
>>675544858
Everyone look at the crying gay, look at him and laugh!
Haha!
>>675544871
Wow! Ew
>>675545432
>>675544677
What are you up to?
>>675545125
More like this? Also where can I find more adjot?
>>675545851
taking care of you because you are worth it
>>675545463
seems like there would be a lot more openings for mathematicians than biologists, what with the rapid expanding of engineering and technology.
>>675545575
he said as he softly nuzzled the crying wreck huddled on his chest
>>675545578
I hate computers and the smart people that can use them
>>675545575
I know! Vaginas sure are terrible.
>>675546024
Just kidding. I go outside all the time for college.
What're you lookin at?
>>675546612
well i never.
ever consider talking to people while you are outside?
>>675546024
You would be surprised.
There are more mathematicians and biologists than there are jobs probably, so there is still huge competition. If I did not actually suck at everything math and physics related, I would probably stand a chance.
>>675546024
Psh, as if id let anyone get that close to me.
>>675546521
wow, no.
>>675545953
Besides that?
>>675547028
does there need to be more to it
But anyways. Dom what are you doing?
>>675547382
Yes/
>>675547537
why
>>675547657
Were you not going to stream something?
>>675548038
I could stream somthing
do you want anything specific
One day you'll realize the superiority of the cock.
Brazil
The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across te 8th Dimension
The Omega Man
Dark City
Logan's Run
Trancers (I-V)
Rushmore
The Raid 1 and 2
The Ice Pirates
Prometheus
The End of Evangelion
Crank 2 High Voltage
Dredd
Eric Andre Show
Escape From New York
Evil Dead (2013)
Fantastic Mr Fox
Good Eats
Law and Order
Home Movies
Moral Orel
Naked Lunch
Office Space
Palo Alto
Robocop
Speed Racer
Spongebob
The Big Chill
The Darjeeling Limited
The Graduate
The Last Days of Disco
The Trial
The Virgin Suicides
The Royal Tenenbaums
Maniac Cop
After The Fall of New York
The End of the Tour
Blade Runner
Kino's Journey
Look Around You
Max Headroom
Network
Panty and Stocking
Patlabor
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Repo Man
The Hidden
Screamers
Todo lo que quiero hacer es tocar el culo
>>675548292
No.
I was just wondering since you said you might earlier.
Do you have any plans for tonight? Or like, the week or something?
is what I have on hand
I would have expected you to put Prometheus at the top of that list.
>>675548907
I thought I had plans but it looks like I'm wide open
why do you ask
do you want me to fit you in somewhere
>>675549142
No.
Why are you trying to include me in all of your responses?
me right now
>>675547537
reading a conversation i am not a part of
also i made a smoothie
>>675546904
but IM that close to you RIGHT NOW
stream blade runner
>>675549469
you're the only one I'm talking to right now
plus if I quote you you'll respond and it'll make me smile
>>675549781
Do you play any vidya?
>>675549635
Is it saucy?
What kind of smoothie?
>>675550092
I have been known to partake
did you have any in mind
>>675550092
well, it got saucy. before it was simply engaging in the way a cool book or tv show is.
a homebrew recipe, it's for a specific purpose
also tell him to play morrowind
>>675548424
I use my cock to fap, so I guess thats enough.
>>675549635
Gross, dont touch.
>>675550222
do you have gifs of the other two anim's fuzzamorous posted earlier today as well?
Big balls are the best
>>675550585
i am touching your tail
>>675550591
What a deeply intimate photo
It's making me depressed just thinking about the poor soul that drew it.
>>675550428
Only one, but is an awful game.
Play morrowind.
>>675550509
Saucy enough to put in your shake?
What is it for?
Done.
>>675549711
I have to transfer my copy to my computer
but okay
>>675550881
but then I cannot play with you
>>675550964
I am the absolute worst to play with.
There is a reason I only do solo queue.
>he selected every square of the captcha
>>675550585
There you go, touching your own cock is good practice for touching others'.
>>675550759
Its so fluffy, isnt it?
>>675550881
what? i don't understand. it's saucy, they're touching each others tails and ears and stuff, but before they were talking about cool magic books and books that are NOT garbage.
it's for uh, well, uh, it is a nutritionally complete "meal" with a lot of fiber in it.
>>675551140
and such a pure... beige? white? ochre?
>>675551117
I could think of a few fun games we could play
>>675551129
IT WAS ALL STREET SIGN
>>675551371
I would argue that the top-left square was only street sign support structure
>>675550601
I should. It's hard to find them in my folder, though, which is kind of weird because it's like my smallest folder.
>>675551146
That is pretty saucy.
What defines a garbage book?
Your diet consists of homemade meal replacement shakes
>>675551335
Like?
>>675550814
Why are you depressed?
>>675551138
No! NONE OF THAT.
>>675551509
you would lose
>>675551524
did you convert them to gif yourself?
>>675551585
well apparently to some, above-average-but-perhaps-not-great-and-incidentally-directionless defines a garbage book, but i disagree. the first three were good, if not excellent.
my diet consists mostly of homecooked meals, incidentally of takeout on gift cards, and is supplemented by smoothies which enable me to have almost as much anal sex as i want.
>>675551851
Yeah, you're probably right.
>>675551585
we could play house or doctor or something
>>675551774
Lots of that! An endless amount of that!
>>675552029
why are you lurking anyway
How many lemons could a Lemonfuq fuck if a Lemonfuq could fuck lemons?
>>675552532
9
>>675552376
I wasn't lurking, I just logged on to say what I said.
logged on to my 4chan Premium Account™
>>675552087
So basically any game that involves physical contact?
>>675551882
First three of what?
Right, right. Hence the ton of fiber.
Those smoothies really help that much?
>>675552677
you logged on just for me
>>675551269
Brilliant whites and greys
Logging in.
>>675552309
G R O S S
EVERYONE
GET IN HERE
This is literally what I see when I see this bullshit. kys animal fuckers
>>675552877
yes david-senpai
Welp.
>>675552793
I didn't know house involved physical contact
regardless do you object
kys
>>675552793
Game of Thrones.
they do, but it is 100% due to the 10g of Psyllium Husk i put in, which can be had with just water. like i said, it is a nutritionally complete meal i have in place of snacking on random garbage.
>>675553035
you might need an eye exam, friend
>>675552532
Like a billion
>>675552647
Wow, rude.
>>675553023
You know nothing of gross. Except vaginas.
>>675553048
will you stick around if I stream something
you know I enjoy your company
>>675553033
It looks pretty full. I don't Think we can all fit.
>>675551882
Nope. Just straight from e6. I didn't even name them like I do with all my pictures.
>>675553537
We'll fit. Trust me.
>>675553509
Women have told me I am gross.
>>675553242
>Keep Yourselves Sexy
Thanks, you too. :3
>>675553690
someone is quick then. thanks.
>>675553509
i know your secret
reminder: nibi is very attractive
>>675553745
If you say so.
>>675553516
purrhaps
>>675553245
Oh, that.
Yeah I never followed with that stuff so I have absolutely no idea.
What is wrong with snacking on random garbage?
>>675553089
What would house even involve if not physical contact?
>>675554230
makes you fat
bbl
>>675554230
you are so lewd
it would involve cooking and cleaning and balancing checkbooks
>>675554229
do you want to play house with me
stairs is being shy
>>675554189
I say so.
>>675553751
Tell them they're gross back. You're not gross.
>>675553996
Tell me, because I don't know.
>>675554398
I think he thought you meant House MD.
>>675554485
play house?
>tfw I dress up cute in bed
>hands in panties
>penis cums everywhere
>big cleanup
>tfw no qt bf to fuck like this and cuddle with afterwards
>>675554312
That is why you eat moderately.
Duh.
bbl yourself.
>>675554398
Knowing what I know you would not be satisfied with just that.
>>675554663
no no that was playing doctor
>>675555017
There's a difference between playing a regular doctor and playing House MD.
>>675554929
what would satisfy you
would you want physical contact
>>675554833
it's a playful way of saying cooking and fucking
>>675555285
I KNEW IT
>>675546771
That fine ass of yours~
>>675555142
I don't have fistfuls of vicodin though
>>675555285
you mean like a proper relationship?
>>675554529
Ok, here I come.
>>675555353
so that's a yes then
>>675555499
yeah
but pretend
>>675555699
No.
>>675555474
Just eat smarties and pretend.
>>675555802
why not
do you dislike cooking
he likes ramen
>>675555769
but pretend sucks
>>675555954
I am awful at cooking.
I can make like, macaroni and ramen.
EISEN STOP TALKING
>>675554925
>tfw no bigger bf top to make you feel inferior, but love you in spite of it, so you let him use you until he's satisfied.
>>675556398
well I could cook for you
is aezin embarrassing you
>>675556398
we can cook together, i could teach you
>>675554921
>>675554925
a match made in heaven
>>675556386
eventually it won't be
but pretend makes things easier at first
>>675554182
He really isn't.
>>675555285
that sounds nice
filthy homosexuals
>>675556741
delete this
>>675556604
Pass. I do not like gifts.
>>675556632
Who even are you?
>>675555575 I'm ready.
>>675554622
They'l get their black/beaner bf to shoot me then probably.
>>675556943
it's not a gift
you will be repaying me with goods and/or services later
have no fear
And Eisen is not embarrassing. He is just being Eisen.
A N E R D
>>675555455
LEWD
>criticizes me for not doing enough work
>calls me a nerd
you're frustrating
>>675554182
Ive gotten a bit of both, so im going to go with... Average.
>>675556741
this
You know you like it.
>>675557049
Those "goods," and "services" are mutual gifts. Thus it is still uneven.
>>675542934
>Cat
>Human cock
Fucking newfag
>>675557458
what if you do them at the same time
or rather do me at the same time
>>675556943
I'm the new guy just trying to fit in
very much the opposite actually.
Snuffles this is really gay.
>>675557603
That is your denial in action, bb.
>>675557572
REALLY
GAY
>>675557010
Suck his dick.
>>675557715
that sounds perfect for you then
I'm glad that we worked this out
if that makes you feel good inside
>>675557755
I dont like nigs or beans
>>675558000
Want me to return the favor?
>>675557947
Good doing business with you.
>>675554622
you're not really a lemon
>>675558028
A dick is a dick.
>>675556960
It 's a really tight fit.
sure
check my trips
>>675558186
alright you should assume the position now then
>>675558226
Now you're being disgusting.
>>675555555
>>675558244
It feels best that way.
I do not get paid enough (You)s to do such a task.
>>675558259
I shall assume the position of sitting on my bed fully clothed while typing.
black desert online is fun
also fuck my recruiter's boss for not calling today
i was looking forward to that shit
>>675558519
mmmm
snap me a picture of it
>>675558637
Negative.
>>675558545
do you play with coffee, he plays it a lot
>>675558724
here I'll just pretend that my body pillow is you then okay
i gave demos all my (You)s
>>675558399
Absolutely not, dicks are never disgusting.
Hey chaps, never posted in a gfur thread before but here goes.
Basically I have been fappin to gfur for many years, since i was 15-16. Before then sfur and straight stuff, now a mixture of gfur, sfur many odd fetishes, dickgirls and so on but only if it is drawn, cannot find real dicks or trans/herms attractive.
Yet I do want to get fucked and fuck a dude, but can never imagine myself in a relationship with one and find the male form unattractive.
Any advice or wisdom to part?
all your (You)s are belong to me
>>675558440
So now that we're all in your car where do you want to go?
>>675558937
Yes they are if they're on a nigger.
all of me loves all of (You)
>>675558965
Try pegging
I would let a cute furry femboy sit on my face and shit in my mouth tbh
