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Hey chaps, never posted in a gfur thread before but here goes.
Basically I have been fappin to gfur for many years, since i was 15-16. Before then sfur and straight stuff, now a mixture of gfur, sfur many odd fetishes, dickgirls and so on but only if it is drawn, cannot find real dicks or trans/herms attractive.
Yet I do want to get fucked and fuck a dude, but can never imagine myself in a relationship with one and find the male form unattractive.
Any advice or wisdom to part?
Then I guess my work is done.
>>675558880
Do you have a dakimakura or something?
>>675559455
>>675559453
yeah
I do
I forgot to mention how much I love this picture.
>>675559612
Get a Peanut Butter one and then we will talk.
>>675559455
WHAT'S THE SECRET
>>675559135
Nothing wrong with nigger dicks.
>>675559415
Try pegging.
>>675559802
link me to a suitable image
>>675559982
I got nothing.
>>675559415
thinking about it can only do so much
>>675560054
I will commission one
should I ever not be broke
>>675559455
there's my favorite weeboo
>>675559971
I have 0 interest in sex toys when involving more than 1 person, dunno but I have never fapped to pegging or any non-solo sex toy porn.
I'm picky ayy
>>675558786
no
who is coffee?
>>675559838
Yes there is, niggers are filth.
>>675559549
fucking casual
>>675559838
i ALREADY TOLD YOU
>>675560213
pls no
>>675560483
>>675560179
Coffee, Azure, dyed his hair blue once I think.
Shota and gfur poster.
>>675560644
>>675560415
Whoops.
>>675560444
Goddamn it trips never lie
>>675560179
What do you work as?
>>675560444
But they got the good dicks.
>>675560483
Tell me again, I wasn't listening.
>>675560575
>>675560415
older tripfag, hasn't been around here in years but i still talk to him on steam
>>675560644
not the same coffee
>>675560868
Well it was worth a shot.
>>675560848
how do i know you will listen thistime
>>675560851
>>675560760
a student
I shouldn't say that though because I am not studious
really I'm just living garbage
>>675560644
>>675560711
sounds mad gay
>>675560868
oh
i don't remember him
>>675560483
No was never an option
>>675560918
Hmm?
>>675559415
Maybe the art style puts an emotional distance between you and the subject and that separation between art and reality allows you to comfortably navigate some possible homoerotic tendencies.
>>675561087
We should form a living garbage club.
>>675561087
You are living garbage. But like, that exciting garbage. The industrial and medical waste kind.
Never enough realistic horse dong in these threads
>>675560982
>>675561114
it is now
>>675561277 (checked)
hmmmm?
>>675561597
How about unrealistic horse dongs?
>>675561504
absolutely
do you want me to stream
we could watch stuff together
>>675561514
oooh
what a thrill
>>675561677
I had to convince my brain that wasn't something melting. Weird.
>>675561677
>>675559633
Me too. I love art of men in line to use the public fuck boy.
Is there a name for this fetish or a term I can Google?
>>675561730
Thatd have to be one dwarf horse.
>>675561677
why do you always have to push me away
after all we've been through
>>675561838
in some ways it is
>>675561889
>>675561886
>oh GOD your cum it burns!
>>675561832
Right?
>>675561947
who ever are you
>>675562007
That seems gaudy.
But if you're into that, I won't judge I suppose.
>>675561929
Gangbang maybe? I also like the whole tribal-esque atmosphere.
>>675561756
Blasphemy, horses with human like dongs takes away the part that makes a big warm thick pink splotched stallion dong so appealing
>>675561770
You do not have to stream anything.
I am currently watching "Always Sunny on Netflix."
>>675562027
I should put that on my resume
"industrial garbage"
>>675561470
I have thought about that, but I have no issue with gay people or being gay.
and my country is progressive as fuck so nobody cares but the elderly.
I just have never seen a guy and thought about wanting sex or a relationship with him. Oh well might just get hammered and then go home with a dude in the future.
>>675561929
I've seen 'Public Use' as a tag, but I don't know if that's the official term.
>>675562156
yes but do you WANT me to
don't dodge the question there is no need to be overly polite
>>675562015
kek
>>675562170
Under experience.
>>675562275
No idea.
>>675562369
well what do you want
>>675562087
That is not important
>>675562338
should I put "residence: hell"
>>675562510
A lot of things I cannot have.
>>675561677 (checked)
HMMMM?
>>675562146
What about realistic horse dongs on other animals? Or maybe hyper stylized horse dong?
Just curious about your perimeters>>675562146
>>675562559
why can't you have them
>>675562620
Because I am currently sitting on my bed watching netflix fully clothed.
>>675562679
so you admit that you want things which require you to be naked
Saw a Trumpler poster today
At a train crossing
It was well designed and cool
Hi guys
Another night of insane residents and badly drawn porn.
>>675562806
Negative.
I admitted I wanted things that require me to not be watching netflix.
You need to get your mind out of the gutter if you got that out of what I said, buddy boy.
>>675562557
Yes.
I don't understand why Billy Joel is so popular. I mean, he's good but I don't see the rabid appeal some people have for him.
>>675562899
this comic was good
>>675563057
Luc?
>>675563185
Yes it was. Read it just the other day.
>>675562814
yo
>>675562584
Fairly realistic, and doesnt mater which species is endowed with the horse cock as long as its not impossibly big even for a horse, or badly drawn I guess. As long is looks like a horse cock and balls actually looks like its fine, what kind of horse dong takes your fancy?
>>675562994
I merely extrapolated
would you like belly rubs
If you don't like Billy Joel leave this thread and also leave my life
>>675563189
Yes?
>>675563257
It was hard staying interested through all the delays, though.
>>675562214
What about trans women? Like, those models that get posted in 'trap' threads? Maybe it's the trend toward effeminate furrsonas that attracts you.
Keep in mind that gender and biological sex are different things, so it's very possible to love cute dicks and still be straght.
>>675562899
I wouldn't say it's all badly drawn
>>675562320
Nothing like breaking your lover's spine mid ejaculation!
>aw yeah baby, make those legs fucking useless!
>>675563301
If you are within five feet of me I will consider it.
>>675563327
whad i miss
>>675563267
No much
On light train (TRAX)
Heading home after a day with Snarf
i played a billy joel show in high school marching band
Hey me too.
which one
>>675563694
We should have a skype call conference and play Dungeons and Dragons!
Piss off the DM every moment possible with puns and memes
did u go to my high school
>>675563492
>not breaking your lover's spine during sex
What are you fucking gay?
>>675563779
I'm new around these parts so I don't know who Snarf is.
>>675563274
I just think that anatomy is fascinating, how even between mammals there's so many variations of penis and such.
Nature!
>>675563327
I tried.
>>675563329
Hi. -Aces
>>675563441
Just something you gotta deal with in today's market. Ugh. Hype is a killer though.
uh it was...
piano man, we didn't start the fire, and two other ones i don't remember
>>675563552
belly rubs would be better if you were without a shirt wouldn't they
i totalyl like drooled on his chest and it woke both of us up then i got up
>>675563453
A wide swath of it is. You really have to pick and choose.
Yes.
What state did you go to high school again?
>>675563964
>piano man, we didn't start the fire, and two other ones i don't remember
WHERE
DID YOU
GO
TO HIGH SCHOOL?
>>675563967
Belly rubs require shirts to be off for it to be effective.
>>675564075
Classy.
>>675563960
Ah Hi.
>>675563960
Today's market? Huh? It was just the artist taking too long and postponing the book.
>>675563781
Sounds gay.
>>675563918
Half gay, but yes.
>>675563918
>I'm new around these parts so I don't know who Snarf is.
He'll ask to see your butt on these thread
Also get namesync for Firefox
don't get namesync
What the nerd said.
>>675564086
I do but sometimes I still save terrible stuff
even fap to it
>>675563444
I was a straight and fairly average person with a findness for poontang and alcohol before I stumbled across the pic of marty in that dress or whatever in that crozs platform comic which I reluctantly jerked to because was too lazy to find anything better, been more and more addicted to furry tailhole and marty ever since
> gfur not even once
(You)
>>675563444
Nice trips brah
True, I do prefer fembois and fem features like wide hips and curves over muscles.
But again, real life traps/fembois (which i have seen none of outside internet) still don't really stimulate me
I just want a 2d marty, fuck man i dunno I guess ill figure this out eventually.
>>675564195
Same.
>>675564234
I use Chrome though.
Ah, yes.
You found more (You)s.
My patience rewards me.
>>675562118
Gangbang implies everyone at one time. I like the idea of men waiting in line for their turn.
Waiting.
Patiently.
Orderly.
...maybe it's because I work customer service. :\
>>675564156
so you admit you want things which require you to disrobe
arzona
>>675564156
mountain view hs
i believe the show was written by my later university director, J C Rees, who produces a lot of shows for schools around the nation. you might have just played his arrangement as well.
ur classy, drools on u
>>675564195
uh can i help you
>>675564194
>Today's market.
My point stands. Everybody is waiting on somebody.
>>675564177
Sup.
>>675564321
The dick doesn't care what it gets off to, just if it's mildly hot.
>>675564410
The joys of being bisexuality.
>>675564483
Nothing much.
>>675564483
What are you talking about, man? A professional artist has to stick to deadlines. A comic book is expected to come out monthly. If you take ten months to draw one issue you're unprofessional. It has nothing to do with consumerism.
>>675564428
Iunno then.
>>675564673
They're joyful.
>>675564472
No, I just wanted to comment.
>>675564621
yeah but then you repost it and everyone thinks you're a horrible human being for getting off to it
Online strip poker/etc
>>675564472
Actually no.
Our band director wrote the shows himself only based around past DCI shows.
I think only if they won world or something.
The Cadets had a Billy Joel show at some point.
Or was it the cavies.
>>675564467
I plead the fifth.
>>675564743
Fun. I'm irrationally upset.
>>675564746
It's also a problem of taking too many projects at once, overworking artists.
But I know.
>>675564758
Mostly.
reminder: hot thick anal
>>675564777
just makin sure
>>675564891
i can see your band director takes his job seriously
it was probably the cavvies because the cadets do weird christian shit
>>675562899
marty is love, marty is life
>>675564891
habeaus corpus has been suspended
I'm sentencing you to 5 years cuddling
>>675564842
Myeh, if you care what the majority thinks, I'd consider that horrible.
>NONCONFORMIST IDEALS!!!!!!!!¡!!!!!!!!!!¡!!!!!
>>675565013
Why?
>>675565013
It was the only project Aja was working on. The blame is 100% his.
>>675565039
I am going to flirt with stairs sonme more and then stream morrowind
>>675565039
Always gotta double check.
>>675565092
Fishlips!
>>675565092
whoops meant
>>675564322
>>675565013
The majority.
>>675565039
>hot thick anal
No quarrel.
>>675565039
Everyone working in the band program had done DCI at some point, so yeah.
That is why I was super serious about wanting to do DCI at some point.
Reminder BD14 was a great show.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOad-XSx_T0
>>675565180
That is a long time.
>>675565205
I just am. I'm also avoiding my friends.
>>675565229
Ahh I didn't know that.
I know nothing about anything.
>>675565360
just close your eyes and let it happen
>>675565291
even though his lips look perfectly fine in that picture
>>675565348
Well I mean, the majority of a minority is still a minority.
10 years in the isocubes, creep
>>675565241
kay ill put it up on my laptop while i fail at drawing things
>>675565254
yea ikr man
>>675565348
you can put yr quarrel in my quiver any day
>>675565360
yea wasn't it the highest ranked show ever? i liked bd 2012 a lot personally.
>>675565092
Marty is for men scared to be gay
Hardblush and its twinks make you bi at most
RedRusker is more men than girly twink
So Marty isn't life faggot
>>675565429
Stop settling for who you are.
or was it 2013, it was the year after carolina won i think
>>675565505
Still squishy and awful.
Not as bad as say Sasha but still, terrible.
>>675565429
Did something happen?
>>675564746
You realize that isn't true, right? They work on comics for months and months. The reason they're able to release them monthly is the same reason animated shows are able to be released weekly. They're not working on them one at a time, the process of start to finish is going on everyday with each person doing a little bit on a bunch of different comics.
>>675565566
link them to George
ask him for critique
>>675565541
Being bi is great though.
>>675565566
I'm the type to get the quarrel in MY quiver, though.
>>675565808
they aren't worth critiquing
>>675565583
Sometimes you have to settle, stopping and enjoying the awful moments to move on to the better times.
I'm just really fucking dumb. Anyone else would agree.
>>675565716
I said a book must come out montly, not that he had to draw them monthly. Aja was behind deadlines for several issues at once.
>>675565904
oh well let us part ways and find ourselves some hot buff dudes
or actually maybe just you i already have
Thread needs more bears
>>675565941
yeah but to spark conversation
>>675565684
Nope. It's just kinda busy at work and my friends are being rowdy.
I'm just upset.
>>675565942
You're really fucking dumb.
>>675566008
Yea, just me.
>>675565577
Honestly you could say that about any furry gay porn. I don't particularly find guys attractive outside of furry stuff, and would never date one. This is just porn, there's no point in being so particular about it.
>>675565602
Carolina Crown won 2013, BD14.
And I think BD took 2012 with Caberet Voltaire.
It really is hard not to like most of BDs shows.
>>675565486
Yeah but then I cannot see.
>>675566060
>>675564360
Alright, I have one more theory for you:
Maybe gfur is a tool you use for connecting to your personal sexuality as a man.
Like, normal porn stimulates you because it entices you with a subject of attraction you can identify as a goal.
Gfur, conversely, allows you to project your sense of self ont a blank, if idealized, canvas. That thick dicked slut puppy isn't something you really want to have, its something you can see yourself in. And by visualizing your inner self in a state of sexual bliss via this image totem, you are empires to actualize that bliss in the real world with your hand
And that's everything my Psychology Degree has to offer you. Best of luck on your sexy journey of life!
>>675566111
sorry to hear that.
>>675566219
we already established that you love being blindfolded because you're fond of surprises
>>675565904
Agreed
>>675566144
Yep
tfw wont get laid literally ever
>>675566369
Eh, I'll get over myself.
Overwhelmed and tired aren't a good combination.
>>675559257
How about this op?
http://www.streamboobs.com/technosexx1/
>>675565988
So this right here where you said, " If you take ten months to draw one issue you're unprofessional," doesn't mean what you said? I don't care how behind that person is, it takes months and months of work for a comic to be released from the biggest publishers in the comic industry. To say someone is "unprofessional" because he takes months and months to release a single comic is insane. You cannot hold an individual to higher production standards than a multimillion dollar company.
hey homos whats up
>>675566674
same
>have to poop
>don't know when the next car will come so I can't
This is almost the worst.
>>675566709
No they're not.
I'm trying to get a working xbox for my bench. They're kinda nice to work on.
>>675566953
Porn posting
>>675566953
chillin fam wby
>>675567060
I heard that before, really simple to fiddle with.
What are you going to do with it?
>>675567064
Not according to this algorithm you aren't
>>675566905
Nah, idiot. Every other artist in Marvel is capable of doing their job just fine, but Aja can't. He didn't have to do the whole comic by himself; he had a team, you know. The writer, inker, colourist, letterist and editor did their jobs in time. But he couldn't complete 22 pages of pencils in ten months. He's like Liefield.
>>675567277
>Liefield
>artist
Ha.
>also dubs
>>675567203
Had some rust issues so I ground all of that off and I am going to paint over the problem parts.
Might sell that one and get the one I got today working. Keeps ejecting the tray for no god damn reason.
>>675566674
if you were better at league you might
>>675567478
That's exactly my point. Liefield barely draws, and he takes just as much time to draw as Aja. Aja is as much of a hack as Liefield.
>>675567055
Don't wear girly cute expensive panties
You'll hate yourself
>>675567277
Penciling takes a very long time. Again, you're holding a single person to higher standard than you are the biggest comic publishing company on the planet.
>>675567514
please stop posting that filth
>>675567728
Ok
>>675567497
Cool.
Might be something rubbing together in the slot? You'd know better than me. Still neat!
>>675567620
Damn, harsh, but I suppose you're right.
>>675567684
I did say Almost the worst.
And I'm not one for cross dressing. Never struck me as fun.
>>675567608
why would i want to be good at a shit game
You know I was thinking.
I haven't received a single ban since 2014. And I am quite honestly ashamed. I need to step up my game. But that ship has probably set sail.
;_;
>>675567975
most likely a sensor not working or just needing to be cleaned out and calibrated.
>>675568045
Can you please tone down the hostility? You're making me feel uncomfortable.
>>675566260
Thanx doc
>>675567705
What are you on about? I'm comparing him to the other artists in Marvel. Or to literally any artist in any publisher who makes monthly books. If Raffaele Ienco and Valerio Schiti can draw their books in a month, Aja can. If George Perez was able to draw Crisis On Infinite Earths, Aja can draw Hawkeye.
>>675568048
I need two more bans before my 100th recorded ban.
>>675567873
>>675567277
Also, the penciler has the hardest job. They're basically the one that actually draws the comic. The inker just traces the lines. Inking is the easiest part. Also, if the penciler isn't finished the inker can't do their job. The inking can't be done, the coloring can't be done, and the lettering can't be done.
>>675568377
But they can't. They work on a single comic for several months. Again, the reason they're able to release a comic every month is because they have several comics going at all times. The process from start to finish is always going.
>>675568384
Then make a 10x10 compilation hall of fame and post it here
>>675568403
>>675568579
More of this will be needed
>
>>675565338
Marty really is both love and life
> question: a gfur genie pops out the end of an unflared chance toy and grants you a choice, you may become the real life marty or have a real life marty spawn and spend its life being you cumdump
both choices will be accepted by mainstream society as if nothing had changed and life had always been that way
>>675566953
No homos here just bros bein bros
>>675568235
Better than it melting down on itself.
>>675568738
Exactly.
Then a 10x10 compilation of our peanut butter beever tale sandwich pics.
>>675568409
Would you wear someone else's cum for a day?
Seems unsanitary
>>675568840
yeah, well, usually.
I took a picture of it all taken apart in some water (was giving the shell a bath) and sent it to league. He freaked out and though I was washing the entire thing.
>>675568778
>getting to eat marty's ass, suck his dick and fuck him senseless every night
>mfw
yeah definitely the latter
>>675569020
?
>>675568406
If the pencils are so hard, how come the other 50 pencillers in Marvel can do their jobs just fine?
>The inker just traces the lines
You just confirmed are a complete idiot and don't know anything about the process of comics. Jim Lee looks self-published without Scott Williams. Mc Farlane's inks, Larsen's inks or Richard Friend's inks can be noticed in any drawing they make. If Perez inks a drawing, it's immediately a Perez drawing.
>>675568684
Where did you get this idea? Perez has said in interviews that he worked for Crisis month-by-month. Erik Larsen can draw a comic in 24 hours, and he does Savage Dragon month by month. And either way, it's never ten months in advance - which is what Aja took for one single issue.
>>675562146
>pink splotched
that's what I hate the most about horse dicks aside from their painful looking pee holes
>>675568986
I already do with my own cum, so yea.
>>675569120
Ha!
Very nice.
>>675569276
Lewd.
>>675568778
there is no question
>>675568778
Id pick to be marty, if mainstream peeps are oblivious to the fact a real life marty shouldnt exist for sure pick to be marty
Imagine the endless train of precum dripping dicks that would line up to even get a peek at your cute marty ass
>>675559257
Like this?
http://www.streamboobs.com/lana_rain/
>>675561470
Any more gifs like this?
>>675569888
I have this one to offer
Gonna wipe phone soon
So much porn on it
Gifs only be saved from purging
*sigh*
all I wanted was for my computers to talk to each other over wifi
>>675569276
I feel like I should know this, but is there a specific name for the black thing with a broken heart he's wearing?
>>675570222
Maybe they're just shy, have you tried icebreaking exercises? Maybe if you gave them a common goal to bond over it would help.
>>675570253
No clue. Looks like some sort of sports bra maybe?
>>675570311
more hands on throats pls
What if computers have personality and post on forums
>>675570253
Sports bra/crop top/boobtube/pushup bra
im assuming something along those lines
>>675570527
They do
Ever let your computer try the sleep dream app?
It thinks you're a little bitch and need to be less dependent on it.
Or its needy as fuck!
>>675570505
My folder is really unorganized considering it was made yesterday. Tried to look, couldnt find any. Image limit anyway.
>>675569847
>'My' pet
Wow, I kinda went into subspace there. lol
>>675570887
It looks like Crop top gets pretty close. Thanks.
>>675571098
I know that unorganized feel. Thanks though!
