New waifu claiming thread. Mai claimed.
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New waifu claiming thread.
Mai claimed.
Miho claimed
Mugi claimed
its me again
Akane claimmmmed
>Best idol claimed
>>673463652
fucking nigger
>>673463442
How are you doing today mai-anon?
madomado
Obligatory claim.
>>673463664
TOO LATE, BOY!
>Sexiest goth waifu claimed
>Except Ruri
>>673462950
Goodnight Fran!
Sleep well!
>>673463526
Heh, I doubt it.
My parents are into pop and shit.
Although my dad loves oasis and I like them.
>>673463810
You again! Hey, it's Mugi!
Miku <3
>>673463728
kek
Ai Enma claimed - I LOVE HORROR
Toshinou Kyouko claimed
>>673463914
Literally the 2nd biggest waifu whore other than Tomoko
>>673463992
Isn't she gay?
>>673463671
-Miho
>>673463777
nice trips.
>>673463442
Will you retards knock it off with the waifu claiming?
We don't constantly need a thread where you pretend your animated women are somehow going to bang you. We have other boards for your faggotry.
Flannery
gg
>>673463603
>>673463652
>>673463664
>>673463709
>>673463750
>>673463768
>>673463777
>>673463914
>>673463810
>>673463992
hey all, hows it going
>>673464067
-.- stop this right now
>>673464065
Yeah but im a girl so its fine
>>673463896
fucking bitch actually fight me.
>>673463810
hey im the mugi youve been talking to lol
>>673464155
T-thanks Miho. Nice hand.
>>673464214
Okay, still sick so there's that. Thanks for asking man, hope you're doing well.
anything else a shit
>>673464022
Exactly.
Tomoko a shit.
>>673464169
I like your cat anon, what's it's name?
>>673464214
>when you get skipped over
Aika Misaki
Anime isn't even out yet but she drives a Subaru so I know she'll be my perfect woman.
>>673464214
k
Don't cry over it.
>>673464379
Tomoko is awesome but just over used
I'm pretty sure the average /b/ tard can relate to her a lot
>>673463777
Checked
>>673464214
Still finding random pictures
>>673464329
awe stop being sick now ):
I'm sick too actually.. kinda losing my voice too
>>673464424
DID I SKIP YOU OMG I'M SO SORRY
>>673464509
you're sooo mean
>>673464567
haha post some of em, that ought to be entertaining
mein
>>673464424
"Hugs"
>>673464329
Thanks
>>673463914
Welcome back Miku!
Great choice!
>>673464327
Hey Mugi!
So you're the original and real Mugi eh?
>>673464379
Awh, it's okay Ruri.
You don't need Tomoko
>Song for this thread: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-LKX84zmz4
>>673464424
poor yuuko ;(
>>673464644
Hope you get well soon, friendo. Losing your voice sucks.
>>673464379
It's okay Ruri, we're here for ya.
>>673464706
>>673464644
>>673464828
>hug
>>673464741
yeah some dude JUST beat me but im here now ;)
>>673464644
Nice repeating digits friend.
>Maki
>>673464567
this is one of my fav things i found while cleaning
>>673464644
>you're sooo mean
>>673464706
>>673464940
Did someone say hugs?
>>673464996
Good to see you back!
I'm listening to Green Day now.
>>673464741
No, I'm the original Mugi. I'm the guy that wrote this
I have been since 2007. Average 5 times a day for 9 years... 9 x 365 = 3285 x 5 = 16425
I've masturbated to Mugi 16,000 times. But that isn't all! 5ml is the average ejaculation volume so 16,000 x 5 = 80,000ml. 80,000ml = 21 gallons.
I've cum 21 gallons of cum for Tsumugi Kotobuki
>>673464996
I'm the guy who made the entire thread about your ass! I AM OG MUGI FAGGOT
>>673464910
it does, I probably shouldn't be smoking but fuck it
>>673464940
hugs are nice
>>673465037
damn I didn't even notice
>>673465144
I'm sorry I'm sorry
>>673465281
Urm.
See that's just weird dude.
I'm gonna stick with other Mugi.
>>673465281
>>673465390
goddamnit not this shit again
claimed
>>673465502
Whatever helps you relax man.
>>673465281
Whatever strokes your folk is fine by me, man.
>>673465502
>>673465045
This one gave me a giggle
>Maki
>>673465269
I can't stand Green Day and I don't know why.
>>673465530
Nobody actually thinks that's real, right?
RIGHT?
>>673465730
Hey man, I love my mary jane
>>673465739
that is indeed a good one haha I chuckled
>>673465778
How can you hate them, like the old stuff?? It was quality
>Akane
Everyone in this thread, including me, needs to reevaluate their life.
>>673465721
I-Is this who I think it is?
>>673465730
I accidentally started the Mugi feud again.
Shit.
>>673465778
To each their own. I'm a big punk fan.
Don't like anything after 21st Century Breakdown though.
>>673465905
Nothing would surprise me on 4chan
Tomoko Kuroki Claimed
>>673466014
Fuck! It came out negative again!
>>673466014
Don't smoke myself, but I've heard good things.
>>673466092
They're tire down after an hour or two, I wouldn't worry...
>Scared hand
So what you guys think of teamspeak?
>>673466413
I use Skype and Steam, that's literally it.
>>673466011
Dookie is the only Green Day CD I have. Basket Case is the only song I can tolerate. There's just SOMETHING about Green Day that I hate, but I don't know exactly what it is. :/
>>673466014
I'm content being awful
>>673466324
you should try, its a great thing
>>673466413
just skype here really
>>673466011
I thought the cat was doing a line of coke at first kek
>>673466014
It's way too late now.
>>673465778
Maybe you're an "American Idiot"
>Maki
>>673466324
Eh, I hope so.
Can't be bothered with all that shit again.
>>673466413
I only really use Skype.
Sometime Discord.
>>673466558
I understand that.
There's other bands!
>>673466653
>you're an "American Idiot"
Kek
>Just gonna post what I'm listening to every few posts
>feel free to comment
>New song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQqR1tmzClQ
>>673466413
Never used it.
>>673466413
Let's do it! Bring the Mugi fight into words
>>673466279
It's fine, I don't care.
I don't care at all.
Really.
>
>>673466558
hahah I know that feel though like there's some musicians who make me cringe and I can't place it
then theres BOTDF and I understand my unrest
>>673466653
hahaha I like your random pics
but no, #noodles
>Akane
>>673466092
Nah, I think I should take the blame for the Mugi feud 2.0. I was the one that straight up said,"fucking nigger actually fight me". lol
awoo~
Why do these two fucking people on here like Mugi so much?
One of them sounds like he just likes her and the other one sounds fucking obsessed. Which is which?
Cory claimed
Trump claimed
>>673466576
I don't like using public things that can involve my IP going out, I've been burned too many times by that. Not worth the risk.
>>673466755
Yeah, that whole dispute is sort of anything but that's just me. Nice song by the way.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQpIlNTayq8
>Lewd stocking
>Nice file rename
>proud of you
>>673466893
Sorry, Ruri. I'm sure he'll show up soon.
>>673466939
I LOVE MUGI WILL ALL MY HEART AND SOUL!
>>673467100
>anything
Meant "annoying", ugh.
>>673466538
>>673466576
>>673466755
>>673466759
>>673466776
Well i do already have my own was just asking.
I'm really depressed so her giving me aids will end my suffering faster.
Panty claimed.
>>673466653
kek. but seriously though even when I was younger I hated "Boulevard of Broken Dreams". I actually first listened to "American Idiot" just a few months ago, and I could hear how poppy they were.
Florina claimed.
>>673466893
He's not worth it Ruri.
Forget about him. Talk to us!
>we love you
>>673466939
If you're the music Mugi then you're cool!
This shit is getting out of hand though. If you don't claim her then move on.
>>673467100
Heh, told you I'd rename them all. Simple names but organized now!
Thanks, you too. Pretty chill.
Feeling some slow music for now whilst I just chill.
>>673467221
Yeah it's annoying
>>673467407
H-hey panty.
Nice choice.
>New song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oLzX0RPquk
>>673467407
What's up there buddy?
>>673466984
I'm the one that just likes her.
>>673467100
luckily I haven;t really been burned like that yet, but I'm so fucking scared it will one day
>>673467100
what is she even from?
>>673467334
I mean I don't have a group of people I chat with honestly, mostly just dudes who try to get me to camsex them and like.... no thanks
I hope none of you guys are one of them I'd cry irl
>>673467407
>>673467514
finally the panty to your stocking
>>673467513
helllo
>>673467539
Feel useless. Feels like time isn't ever moving. Feels like I'm doing the same stuff everyday even when I do something different.
>>673467334
Didn't mean anything rude by it, sorry Miho...
>>673467407
Sorry to hear (read) that you're feeling that way, friendo. Hope you get better soon.
>>673467514
Yeah, I usually say something and procrastinate it. So seeing you say you're going to do it and actually do it on time is shocking to say the least. Yeah man, got those bad boys organized now. Thankfully my stuff just organizes itself. Glad you're enjoying yourself right now.
>>673467701
Just be careful about how you consider a friend and you will be okay, that shit can really come back to bite you if you're not careful. So stay safe, friend.
>>673467701
Herro
>>673467675
And I'm the one who's obsessed.
>>673466910
Some noodles sounds pretty good now.
>>673467463
American Idiot is kinda hit or miss for me, but Boulevard of Broken Dreams is wonderful.
>>673467513
How's it going?
>Maki
>>673467407
Yeah dude just contract some diseases it will totally end your suffering.
>>673467514
Pumped up kicks? Are we going on a mass shooting or something?
>>673467514
yeah i might have to find another waifu so this shit doesn't happen anymore
>>673467960
If I don't take medicine for it, it will.
>>673467513
I love how many people forget that she's TERRIFIED of men.
>>673467897
OH WOW
>>673467514
Music Mugi? What do you mean?
>>673467701
Your a girl with a waifu. Marry me.
>>673467836
>Didn't mean anything rude by it, sorry Miho...
No i was just asking
>>673467836
well I'm internet illiterate sooooooo...
>>673467858
how goes it pal
>>673467897
>a wild weeaboo appeared!
>>673467951
omw bringing noodles. c u soon
>>673468256
I am indeed a girl with a waifu hahahah but I have a boyfriend sooo no marriage sorry
>>673468171
panty and i were talking about music in the previous thread
>>673467675
Then you're the real class act of all the Mugis
>>673467701
Whenever anyone claims panty they always just leave straight after or ignore me.
Sad face.
>>673467836
For real, I would usually but I pushed myself to do it since I said I would.
Thanks aha
>>673468010
Dunno about you but I'm gonna make sure those kids don't reach college
>>673468063
That sucks man.
I could never find a new waifu
>>673468171
The one I was discussing music with
>New song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGdGFtwCNBE
>>673467701
Hold on a second. Are you a woman?
>>673467784
What are some of the new things you are up to?
>>673468103
It would be a slow death.
>>673468367
I tried.
>>673468367
>>673467951
It's been shit lately, but, besides all that, I'm fine.
>>673468448
I don't want to either. ;-;
Doing that would be the easiest way to end all this nonsense though...
>>673468448
awe.... why they do this ????
>>673468449
Yes I am a woman
>>673468561
hahah its ok
I love ya though :D
>>673467784
You are, You sinned in your past life and now you're in hell.
>>673468256
There are no girls on the internet, faggot
>>673468367
That's fine, nothing wrong with learning from making mistakes. You'll learn as you go along.
>>673468448
Nice, that definitely is respectable.
>I'm just a lazy faggot when I'm not doing anything
Don't mention it, friendo.
>>673468256
Oh, my mistake. It looks like a fun program to use for games, I used to somewhat use it when I played DayZ. But not anymore.
>>673468668
Keep your head up, even when it feels like life is the most meaningless thing there's always hope for the future, and things are bound to get better, just push on, find joy in the little things, and believe you can do it :)
>>673468756
yes there are??? faggot
>>673468797
hahah whaaattt???
>>673468824
hopefully shit doesn't hit the fan before I learn
>>673468367
Ayy free food
>>673468668
>It's been shit lately
Sucks to here that, but as long as you're doing good things will turn around.
>>673468679
I guess it is easiest.
Sorry it had to come to this anon, you'll find a better waifu!
>>673468699
I don't know.
It's kinda annoying but hey, they probably realise that Stocking is the best sister heh.
>All these people going wild over a girl
>>673468824
Yeah I'm usually extremely lazy dw.
I only do the things that are entirely unnecessary haha.
>holy shit it's 5 AM
Gorillaz is wack yo.
>>673468983
Meh, live and you learn.
>>673469168
Yeah, right? The more important things you blow off because your anxiety just builds up and up and you just don't want to do it...
>holy shit it's 5 AM
>you can go to sleep if you want
>don't want you passing out on your keyboard again, that would hurt.
>>673468824
Its cool. I made this teamspeak after i got ban from another. We mostly talk about how stupid SJW are. We talk about video games and other shit also. And of course them dank memes
>>673469168
I want to fuck stocking cowgirl style while she calmly eats cake and drinks hot chocolate completely oblivious of me.
>>673468983
>>673469125
Thaks guys. I guess this is the one part of /b/ where people arn't jerks.
Well it looks like for NOW they're gone.
Maybe.
maybe
>>673469125
yup, idk where you live but I'm looking
>>673469168
I mean I agree, I prefer Stocking, she's pretty great, and cute
>>673469357
you live, get nudes spammed across the interwebz, learn, cry
>>673469480
That's the only reason I come here, nicest people on /b/ and I'd bet money on that
>>673469574
which one are you?
But just to check, you're all dudes right? Or is there a fellow femanon in here hiding?
>>673469480
This is probably the friendliest thread you'll find on /b/.
>>673469574
Nope, I've just been quiet.
>>673469445
I second this notion
>>673469357
Yeah basically. Oh well no need to worry about any of that now!
I just wanna chill for the weekend.
>you can go to sleep
The most impressive part is that I'm not even remotely tired.
I've had a lot of trouble sleeping lately so I'll be lucky if I even sleep at all.
>>673469445
I'd prefer not to know that.
Please stop.
Why does this always happen to me?
>>673469574
You can keep her anon!
Rejoice!
>>673469738
Most people do!
A cute goth that wears Lolita!
She's so perfect.
>new song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZ5UsXXmnb4
Sliently claiming her as alway
>no one going to care about this post but I care enough about her to say I claim her every time i see this thread <3
>>673469758
damnit
>>673469871
You miss this thread often then.
>>673469738
i'm music Mugi
>>673469757
faggot.
>>673469758
>lurking
>in the shadows
>so spoopy
>>673469870
I mean yeah, but with her I more wish I was her and less want to fuck her. Ya dig? lol
>>673469871
>cares
huh... guess you were wrong
>>673470073
ahhhhhhh ok, Idk which one is the better Mugi tbh
>>673469871
Hi there!
Every waifu is important, this thread is always very friendly.
>>673470073
Best Mugi <3
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IdYV3nWzkf
Posting this because I'm gonna one up all you Mugi fags.
She's mine now.
>>673469738
I'm not really gullible enough to be giving nude photos of myself out to a source that could be spread further. Some things are just common sense.
>>673469870
Yeah man, just time to relax with some friends and hang out. Weekends are meant for relaxing afterall.
>The most impressive part is that I'm not even remotely tired.
Kek, you said that yesterday and you passed out after like 30 minutes. We'll see about that.
>I've had a lot of trouble sleeping lately so I'll be lucky if I even sleep at all.
I'm sorry to hear that, Stocking-kun. I'm selfishly glad that you can talk to me longer as a result, but I hope you sleep your sleep schedule, that sucks.
>>673470042
>You miss this thread often then.
This >>673469871
>>673469738
>>673469757
I can tell! I gotta go now. Have a good night!
Or day, wherever you are!
I claim Rumia.
My friend claims Dihydrogen Monoxide.
I have issues
>>673469738
I'll keep my room light on, maybe that'll help.
>>673470089
Then there's this faggot
>>673470262
Have a nice night anon.
>>673470195
Actually I'm Music Mugi because he's a fraud
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KTfcc1M86H
>>673470214
I guess I'm a true idiot then
:D
>>673470262
night
>>673470489
perhaps slightly
>>673470505
haha shit I think I see it! I'll be there soon
>>673470182
I feel you.
I don't really want to fuck Stocking so much as just be with her and just hold her y'know?
Ugh, shit like that is what gets me down.
Guess that's why I'm on 4chan eh?
>>673470214
That's a fair point. If I'm on the verge of passing out I'll quickly give a goodbye kek.
In a way, I'm glad I can't sleep too! I'm really enjoying talking to everyone. Even seeing some new faces.
>>673467514
It's alright, there's plenty of people to talk to, and you must be busy with all those (You)'s.
>>673467100
Hehe, thank you, hand buddy.
Thank you.
>>673470715
>tfw "fraud"
>>673470249
>>673470195
>>673470042
>>673470182
Thanks for caring =3
Hey other Mugi, we're both staying here forever, aren't we?
>>673470864
>(You)'s
Wat?
>>673470735
Better to act like an idiot early on so you learn from it and you won't make the same mistake again. Fall so you can get back up.
>>673470795
That's good to know. I just don't sleep that much anymore, oh well. At least you're happy to be here, glad to hear that. Always uplifting to have you around.
>>673470864
Don't mention it, Ruri-kun. Happy to keep you company, really I am.
>>673470864
I'm actually surprised how many people are talking to me.
I feel so loved!
>they'll never replace you though Ruri
>new song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbsBEb1ZxWA
>>673471022
I'm trying to be cringy on purpose.
>>673471221
Why do you love a whore?
>>673470795
I KNOW RIGHT?
>>673470715
OHHHHH I like this
>best Mugi
>>673470795
I don't really wanna fuck Akane, just hold her tiny cute self in my arms and play with her hair and shit lol
>>673470864
Oh shit hey I'm blind whats up
>>673471022
>who is who????
>>673471131
you're very welcome
>>673471162
I believe they would be referring to the number of people replying to said anons post
>>673471178
ok hand darling..... I'll try
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fk05JCQEl54
Other Mugi has left, I have reigned victorious!
>>673471133
you know it fam
>>673470735
kek I'll be waiting
>>673471133
Nice repeating digits
>>673471488
>I believe they would be referring to the number of people replying to said anons post
oh ok
>>673471540
no im still here
>>673471627
I'm curious, are we friends or do we hate eachother?
>>673471821
i dont know
>>673471178
Heh, haven't heard that enough.
Thank you!
I always appreciate the motivation you give me.
Fuck sleep.
>>673471351
It seems all the waifu insults are targeted at me the majority of the time.
Even worse is the amount of faggots saying lewd shit about what they want to do to Stocking.
Make it stop.
>>673471461
Glad someone agrees!
>>673471488
That's how a waifu should be!
Love them, not just jack it to them.
Or finger it I guess.
>>673471685
You new here?
Am I late for the party?
>>673471679
nope, wrong house, that old lady was not fucking happy with me. hit me with a broom
>continues search
>>673471685
yuh,
>>673471758
>>673471821
You're best friends
>>673472006
I'd fuck her in a heartbeat.
Wouldn't break a sweat convincing her
>>673472006
>You new here?
yes
>>673472022
k
>>673472215
Please don't start this.
I'm not in a mood to have people doing this.
>new song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhV-65gG1-o
>>673472006
>Heh, haven't heard that enough.
Yeah, probably loses the meaning after I've said it about 50 times. Still just as genuine when I say it though.
>I always appreciate the motivation you give me.
Yeah, feel like I go a bit overboard with it but I'd rather give too much affection than too little. Who needs sleep anyway.
>>673472022
Damn the noodles are probably cold by now, oh well that's what a microwave is for.
>>673472496
Ah, welcome!
I'd stick to this thread solely if I were you.
Hope you stay!
>>673472596
I enjoy your company very much! I appreciate the motivation every single time.
Better too much than not at all.
And if I haven't said it enough: Thank you, I stay awake for a reason!
>>673472806
That and late term abortion.
Claiming birb
>>673472528
>>673472596
goddamn im getting tired
>>673472006
I couldn't fucking masturbate to her that'd be too damn weird, I just love her character and she's cute and stubborn and yeah, that is all
>>673472496
k?
>>673472806
Idk if I'm gonna find you man, and my legs are fucking tired
>>673472896
you better enjoy my company too damnit
>>673472937
tf is wrong with you bruh?
>patpatpatpatpat
Patpatpat, the patmaster's back. Sylvie claimed.
>>673472896
Thanks man, really means a lot hearing that from you.
>Favorite Star Wars movie?
>I'm predicting either ROTJ or Empire
>>673473071
Hey man, don't let us keep you up. We'll be here tomorrow unless one of us dies in a horrible accident. If you wanna sleep than sleep.
>>673473141
Everything!
>>673473299
Mikan i summon you. I know you're lurking.
Best waifu claimed
>>673472937
Personal experience?
>>673473141
Please I'm starving, you took a left at the fork in the road right?
>>673473399
Checked
>>673470795
I want to hold stocking too
>>673472896
not getting the joke.
>>673473141
k
>>673473725
I'm a survivor. Take that mom!
I'm late again..
>>673472528
Don't worry about lewdniggers.
You own a Hollow Kitty plush, the undeniable proof of devotion to Stocking.
>>673473399
Please summon
>her
along with Mikan, you actually did it last time.
>>673473813
>adjusts eyes with hand
>>673473879
>mhw I wasn't a planned child
>>673473071
You can sleep if you need to!
We'll be here tomorrow night!
>>673473141
I agree, I have a few lewds of Stocking but I don't masturbate over her.
She's not an object to me
>you better enjoy my company too
Well of course!
I enjoy everyone's company of this board
>except the people who describe themselves doing lewd things to Stocking
Too many people do that...
Why me?
>>673473360
Heh, well isn't that interesting?
A New Hope!
I'm gonna assume yours is ROTJ?
Seems to be a majority
>>673473813
There's no joke. These threads are just the only nice threads on 4chan really.
Everyone is actually decent here.
>>673473775
Don't do this.
It's always me...
Please just have your own waifu.
>>673473996
Thanks Ruri!
Still not a fun thing to read though, I'm always targeted for that shit.
>>673474035
>wasn't a planned child
Heh, me neither.
>>673474051
the only thing i can think of is that shes literally from a mature anime
>>673474449
Yeah I guess...
She isn't made out to be a slut though.
I dunno, I just have to deal with it. It's a fucking brilliant anime at least
>>673474051
At the back of my head, I was saying you'd probably prefer A New Hope but I told myself not to say it because nobody says that.
>I like Empire because of how memorable it is and how masterful it was done
>About half of ROTJ was complete George Lucas horse shit, felt really prequely.
>A New Hope is perfectly paced and has a well built up plot, gave you a good sense of the universe and how mysterious it was
A new hope would probably be my favorite pick. Don't think there are enough characters for me to actually describe these movies, oh well. The throne room scene in ROTJ was great though.
>>673474258
We really do have a bit in common.
>Umbilical cord was rapped around my neck when I came out.
>I died when I was born
>Kek
Hands
>>673473399
I fucking believe it, stay away from me
>>673473725
>took a right
fuck
>>673473813
kkk
>>673474051
because its funny to make people uncomfortable I guess lol
new thread guys?
>akane
>>673474884
>rapped
Meant wrapped, holy christ I can't type tonight.
>>673474697
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Z4s0mMD5xQ
She's a slut.
