Waifu claiming thread.
Claim your waifu and discuss.
Obligatory claim.
Miho claimed
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
>>673080979
DESU claimed
>Sexiest goth waifu claimed
>>673080357 #
Suiseiseki is the best rozen maiden character tbf
>>673080376 #
I appreciate it hand-kun.
I feel loved.
>>673080510 #
Shit that's deep.
>almost as deep as the slits on my wrists
>>673080612 #
Yes!
Definitely one of my top soundtracks from one of my top animes.
Could it get any better?
http://youtu.be/gL9qGAQVSGY [Open]
>>673080893
>>673081159
Ok, so I'm not the only one who has noticed
Only waifu worth claiming
>>673081338
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2MaBBKdU80
Looks like someone stumbled across ED
>>673081332
>I feel loved.
Well you should, because the feeling's mutual.
>hand
>>673081170
>>673081246
>>673081268
>>673081292
>hand goes inward
>>673081470
They're like ants. Anyone have some bug spray?
>pre med fran or mortician fran?
>>673081526
fbi put ur hands up peodfill
>>673081526
TUUUUUTUUURRRUUU!!!
>>673081602
Didn't i show you these once?
>>673080979
mizuki claimed
Lurking a bit. Making a fast claim. I'll be back more later
Also the shitpost has gotten more out of hand than Ferguson on Black Friday
Ok be back later
>Rubyanon
>>673081750
No don't remember
>>673081470
We need a carefully crafted plan to be rid of them
>>673081666
T-thanks Satan.
>I still love you
>Has everyone left or is there just a lot more shitposting? It seems most people have gone
>>673080803
>Maya is back
Nice, I love Phoenix Wright games
>>673081332
>Could it get any better
Unlikely, it's really top, even the opening song is great
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWxPRPyQo1M
>>673081666
>Satanic hand
Checked
Can someone please translate this for me?
claimed :3333333333333
>>673081858
>out of hand
>mhw
>>673081979
And Satan loves you to.
>They're all having a comfy snooze.
>>673081858
See you.
>>673081673
Who said I'd fuck her till she was legal?
>>673081858
>Ferguson on Black Friday
>>673082108
>>673082193
how can those both be your first post IDIOT
>>673082193
>>673082108
>>673081852
>>673081747
I love you too mai
Cancer's out full force tonight.
Firing up WoWs
>>673082036
Indeed!
Absolutely incredible.
Even love this music video, so many references!
http://youtu.be/5KN0_-HgWNo
>>673082138
Good to hear.
Wouldn't want them being tired!
>>673081858
Don't be long rubyanon!
We're missing you
weffie
>>673082455
Girl boner
>>673081526
Heya Mayuri, my fellow trap!
>>673081747
>(march9_2016)
WHAT THE
THE FUCK
FUCK MAN
>>673082732
>hidden
>>673082643
>Don't hear the word love a lot
>This is all very new to me
Yeah, glad Shiki finally fixed his sleep schedule. I'd fix mine but there's not point, just means I have more time to myself.
>>673081747
>>673081852
>>673082108
>>673082193
>>673076764
Aww, thank you <3
>>673076821
So maybe Red could try to make Blue to be honest about his feelings and depression, but then, when he gives him excuses, Red must trust him. That doesn't seem to solve the problem. If Blue is unhappy, Red will try to do everything he can to make him happy again, but for that, Blue needs to be honest.
I think Blue won't be honest and I won't be able to help him in any way, and our relationship will slowly die. And I'll die with it, because I won't leave him.
>>673077358
I won't leave him. I just can't. I care too much about him now. He's the center of my world. I live through his happiness now. I can't...
>>673081747
>Yuuko is some anon's very own UTV.
>>673082643
>Don't be long rubyanon!
We're missing you
U such a qt.
>>673082643
>references
Good music and references which do not feel out of place. Very, very enjoyable.
>To my playlist it goes
>>673083490
It makes sense for mai-anon to be obsessed with yuuko.
>>673083088
I probably use the word love too much.
I seem creepy when I use it.
Oh well I feel I use it suitably!
Also I need to get into a sleeping schedule, I keep just passing out at night which probably isn't healthy.
Shame my time zone is so much later than most people in this thread.
>>673083490
Thank you!
I get a little emotional when I drink.
Probably a bad idea I'm gonna look like such a weirdo.
>Stocking sends kisses
>>673083977
I like it almost as much as your dubs!
Really glad you enjoy it too, it suits the rest of the show!
Claimed for the great Strawberry Jam!
>>673084191
>obsessed
Nagato claimed
>>673084470
>not a spoiler.
Triggered
>>673084355
Nah, you're fine. Not creepy at all, just flattering as all hell.
Same here, what time is it for you?
>Still glad you're here as much as you are.
>>673083341
Yeah, that's the pproblem many of my friends are probably facing now
They would like to help me, but I shut myself out of their lives and only come out once in a month and pretend everything is fine...
So uh... to make things better...
for blue I don't know,
for red... Well, Red has to move forward but not be completely cold. You could still try to find other nice people, that doesn't mean abandoning blue, but standing on your own two feet
I know it's hard,
I know that because I'm trying it myself...
A friend of mine said "I'm trying to walk with a broken leg. Yeah, I move forward... no, I don't move forward effectively and only hurt myself" That's kinda how life with depression is or someone who uh... depends too much on one person
also have a heartwarming pic related
(I'm still Mizuki)
This was supposed to be a waifu claim thread, not an avaterfag thread filled with useless sacks of shit and dog vomit.
Kill yourselves.
Also, anyone claiming to be a girl isn't one. Numbnuts.
>>673085351
I'm not an avaterfag
>>673084822
Thank you!
You don't know how much I appreciate that.
It's 23:45 right now, not too late yet but I'll stay a lot later
>there's a reason I stay so late!
>>673084822
>>673085351
>/b/ - Random
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Your point being?
>>673080979
Any Malu claimed!
>>673085351
You sure are angry at stuff people post on an anonymous anime imageboard
Hey I'm back for a few minutes. Haven't left yet
>>673084355
Don't worry. Like hand kun said it's flattering. Speaking of which I have some drinks at home I haven't finished yet. I should get to that later tonight
What have I missed so far?
>Rubyanon
>>673085351
U mad bro?
Alright guys, time for me to go to bed
Have a great evening/night/whatever
And remember to eat healthy and exercise!
>>673085351
>was supposed to be a waifu claim thread
It is a waifu claiming thread. You should leave if you don't like the fagging. It's not going to stop. It will only get worse from here, my friend.
better come onto the wrong website and avatarfag with my fav aneem girl XD while pretending some other fagbaglers are my friends
friend count:0
girlfriend count:0
CONFIRMDE
>>673084355
Nah, I tell you what's weird, me trying to find a theme out of thin air to try to talk to people
(kinda what I do now), but it works most of the time.
You don't seem like a weirdo
In fact you seem like a girl
>>673085574
You're welcome man, no need to thank me. Love being here with y'all when I'm not up to anything.
Hope you fix your sleep schedule though, don't want you fucking up your body.
>>673085669
Clyde sounds like a cool guy, she'll have to stay after you threaten to let Clyde rip her face off.
>>673086054
Welcome back, Friendo.
>>673086349
Sleep warm and well.
>>673086383
Heyo Mikan.
>>673080979
OPs mouse claimed while I shuve it up my anus.
Naoto claimed
>>673086393
hi do you like anime? :)
>>673084367
Like she'd give you any. Ever. She doesn't even give it to her actual canon boyfriend guy.
Nagisa
Pros: Top Tier wife material, decent looking, in shape, loyal as fuck, doesn't expect anything, doesn't need a high class life.
Cons: Sick as fuck, no confidence
>>673086709
pics or it didn't happen.
>>673086383
I'm not your friend, avatarfag namefag pal.
>>673086349
Goodnight! Always eat healthy and always tryna get /fit/
>>673086661
Good to be back, bro
>>673086393
agreed, m8
>>673086909
Also want pics.
>>673087011
hello friend
>No Elle
It's like you faggots don't even operate.
Either her or Revy.
>>673085351
>>673086393
>
>>673084355
I'm glad you feel comfortable around us.
>Stocking sends kisses
Can't continue there, it's not midnight yet.
>>673086349
Goodnight Emi.
>>673087170
eat a dick
>>673087393
Nigga, you stupid? I can't tell you what to do, but you can tell me what to do? Fascist hypocrite bithnigger.
>>673087075
Need pics too. For, uh... stuff
>>673087440
I would do anything for you friend
>>673086054
I'm glad you think so!
You should definitely drink with me, then drunk text redheadqt
>don't actually drunk text her
You've only missed a metric shitton of shitposting for some reason. It's like triple the usual.
>>673086349
Goodnight!
Sleep well.
>>673086588
Heh, I assure you I'm a guy. Although I'm quite feminine to be fair.
I could be a pretty good lesbian girl.
>that's kinda weird
>I'm not gay though
>probably
As long as it works man, do whats easiest for you!
>>673086661
Eh, I think it's beyond repair. Oh well I'd rather stay up on these threads than get sufficient sleep!
>>673087393
Its midnight here heh.
Don't worry though, you only get kisses!
I just hope I make you guys feel as comfortable round me too.
>>673087560
I don't even know how to respond to that without insulting your intelligence
>>673087762
me three
>asking for a friend
Bestgirl claimed.
>>673087814
I smell a trans person here
Oh, wait, that's just me
Damnit
Anyway, I'm also happy that you like it here. I stop by when I can't sleep
haaa, I should get on anti depressants again. I'm not even remotely tired and it's 1 am and I'm awake since 10 am
>>673084894
Oh, for having depression, the best is to be open with it with your close friends. Shutting yourself in won't help in anyway, and I know it's difficult but you should try to force yourself out.
I've been through depression, a serious one.
I got over it, but not without help. I needed medication and a really good psychologist.
Now it's something from the past, like a bad dream, and I try to help anyone who has been through something similar.
I'll move forward with my ploblem. But loosing contact with Blue is really tragic for me, I want to be close to him, and I really try to, but he keeps moving away from me by disappearing for days.
Depending too much on a person can be really frustrating... I guess I'll try not to depend so much, but I'll seize any opportunity I find to get closer to him.
Well have a good night Mizuki!
<3
>>673087766
Then can you add a comma where it fucking belongs, jew?
>>673087814
Well, whatever makes you happy makes me happy, Stocking-kun. Glad you can hang around us as much as you do, really appreciate ya.
>>673087762
>>673087970
>genuinely curious now
>>673087957
Don't feed the thing, it's insulting it's own intelligence by just posting.
>>673088271
Heyo Atago.
Good night, waifu lovers.
<3
>>673087957
You just tried. And failed. Mad cause my sick logic is righteous, faggot?
>>673087814
Sounds like a plan. Not the drunk texts but the drinking. Having received a lot of drunk texts from friends, I know not to be that embarrassing
>so many greentext stories like that. I'll save that for the future.
Hey, no shame in crossdressing. Plenty of people into that
>also another greentext worthy story
>Rubyanon
>>673088247
>trans
ew
>>673088430
Goodnight man, sleep warm and well.
>>673088384
Of, Course,
Course, Freind.
>>673088597
Failure, just like with the rest of your life.
>>673088325
You too, have a good night!
Ah, it was you from yesterday
>>673088410
It hurt itself in it's confusion
>>673088671
Back so soon, frein?
Flamie is mine
>>673088410
Holstaur isn't here
>sad
>>673088847
Back so soon, frein?
I play MGS V way to much.
>>673088916
hi friend whats your favorit anime
>>673088937
>doesn't exist
>>673088877
>doesn't exist
>>673088574
>doesn't exist
>>673088438
>doesn't exist
>>673088271
>doesn't exist
>>673088074
>doesn't exist
>>673089119
hi friend whats your favorit anime
>>673087560
>I can't tell you what to do, but you can tell me what to do?
Maybe.
>>673084191
>tfw no qt normieslut Tomokoanon to insult
I can understand Mai-anon.
>>673084355
>Don't worry though, you only get kisses!
And you get sweet dubs!
>>673088430
Goodnight, anon.
>>673089151
Hello winteranon.
>>673088247
Ahah, no. I'm just a guy.
I don't think I could be trans, only way I'd be a girl is if magic existed.
But alas it never will.
I'm glad you enjoy my company! It makes me feel so welcome. Who'd have thought that /b/ could actually make me feel happy?
Damn that's late, where you situated?
>>673088410
I'm glad you're happy!
I enjoy it here, these threads are usually highlights of my day.
>god that's so sad isn't it?
>>673088574
I-I don't crossdress.
Why is this an assumption?
I'm pretty damn straight.
Nothing against crossdressing, I just personally wouldn't do it.
I'm happy being a guy, drinking just gets me super nice and weird.
Yeah I've sent a lot of drunk texts, never ends well!
>>673089206
Don't remind me.
>>673089264
About time!
I've been waiting for them.
>>673089251
hi again friend, my favorite anime is boku no pico because i am homosexual
>>673088574
Didn't we meet earlier, Rubyanon?
>>673089450
Located in austria
Yeah /b/ is a strange place
One time you see CP, Gore and Bestiality
The next time you see people trying to figure out what's the biggest thing they can fit in their pants (they fucking fit the door of a wardrobe in it)
and on other days you see feel threads, making you feel miserable
and then there are waifu threads with actual nice people who are always coming back
>>673089251
Boku no pico
what else?
>>673089450
I-I'm glad that we make you happy, Stocking-kun.
It's not sad, just happy to keep you company.
>Highlights of my day.
You're too kind.
>>673088877
Sorry about disappearing.
Felt like shit so I took a nap then ate something.
>>673089206
I don't exist? Does anyone exist? Am I everyone? Is everyone me?
>But then I'm also a nigger
>Shit
>>673089450
Just to poke fun I guess.
I did have a friend drunk text me thinking I was her crush (this was lesbian friend). I played along and said all this romantic shit. Got a good punch in the gut when she sobered up
>>673089672
I was on earlier too! I just left and finally started posting a bit more. I also get confused with Roseanon a lot too
>Rubyanon
>>673090027
>>673089514
boku na piku isn't even anime, anon'ss. ffs smh fam
>>673090107
>you're my other half
>>673090027
Oh, my uncle lives in Austria. Nice place!
Love going there to get a mcrib, can't get enough of them!
But yeah, I guess it is a random board.
>>673090042
Thanks hand-kun!
I'm probably confessing too much here.
>>673090290
Ha, alright then. I found it weird that 2 people basically assumed that at the same time!
That's pretty funny though, messing with drunk people is great.
>>673090437
L-lewd!
Got Shiina :3
>>673090690
You're fine, I don't mind.
>>673090290
I remember you put >rubyanon under your possts, you made a waifu thread some days ago i believe
>>673090437
Das gay nigga.
But that's ok as long as you say no homo.
>>673090290
horrible waifu. useless in all aspects.
>>673090107
cow furry anthropomorphism. Seek mental health assistance.
>>673090097
Barely any tits. Eye patch signalling degenerative disease or lack of care of self. Flower that doesn't mesh with color scheme.
>>673090042
Should be taken out back and shot.
>>673090437
Dumb blond. Good for almost nothing.
>>673090690
Traitor and demon trash. Hedonistic.
All your waifu a shit.
>>673091028
>no homo
>>673090690
I actually don't like austria that much
Funny enough it's the tourists and immigrants who are nice than the actual residents
Especially the older guys are dicks
But besides that... yeah, it's a nice enough place
a mcrib? What's that? Something from McDonalds? (Maybe the german and english name is different)
>>673091098
Yes.
>>673090690
Drunk people are fun. With few exceptions of course. I've met angry drunks but we usually just call them Irish. Most are usually fun to hang out with from my experience. Most
Also I'm now watching the Italian deal or no deal. It's a work of art
Also running low on non lewd pictures on mobile.
>Rubyanon
>>673091098
oh, my waifu is good then
>inb4 trash gender bender waifu
>>673091098
I like small tits T_T
>>673091222
Trips confirm its not gay at all.
You people don't seem too bad.
Who would have thought that there actually are nice people on /b/?
I will go to sleep now, but I will be back another day, to claim the eternal waifu Yuki-chan.
>>673091541
Sleep warm and well.
>>673091541
Good night anon
>>673091541
I'll claim her next thread while your gone fagget
>>673091502
trash cause you like it, m8
>>673090756
Great claim!
>>673090864
I'll regret this tomorrow.
Glad you're okay with my shit though.
>>673091098
>traitor and demon trash
Kek. That ending is a giant parody of animes that end on cliffhangers. It ain't canon.
But surely you realised that.
>>673091242
Yeah it's from mcdonald's. The name might be different.
I haven't been there much, but I like what little I've seen.
Most residents in England are pricks too.
>>673091387
>we call them Irish.
Kek.
I don't mind most drunk people, some can be annoying though.
Lewds are okay in my book, it's past midnight here.
>>673091541
An oasis in the desert
>>673091523
>>673091751
You don't get to decide what is canon because you don't like it. It happened. It wasn't in a dream or nothing. Your waifu a shit, deal with it.
>>673091098
Got me a kek
>>673091025
Indeed I did. I usually post new threads whenever we get near limit.
>>673091541
Goodnight! We always aim to be nice here
>>673091751
Lewds are always ok in my book
>>673091098
Hey, mine's pretty good, then!
>>673091541
Come around more often, Yuki anon.
Goodnight!
>>673091098
>>673091751
I won't, thanks for opening up a little bit man. Appreciate it.
>>673092059
Stupid girl can't fight for what she wants and lets her best friend take it instead. This thing being her friend's brother makes it worse. She is shit.
Also overdramatic and gaudy.
>>673092115
didn't read, don't care. Your waifu a shit.
>>673092023
Your kek makes your waifu dog shit, instead of regular shit.
>>673091541
Goodnight.
>>673091822
>>673091751
I think I know what you mean with Mcribs now, but I can be wrong, eh whatevs.
By the way, I like your waifu. She's just like me. Drinks sugar with tea/coffee and generally eats a lot of sweets
>>673092363
>>673091098
You're shy of a decent job but keep it up.
>>673091541
Sleep tight!
yeah boyyyy
>>673092363
You're insults can use some work, but I applied you bumping the thread.
>>673092363
>lets her best friend take it instead
Literally what she wanted as showed in her drawings.
>Also overdramatic and gaudy.
Is that really a con?
>>673091387
Find more, please stay away from lewds.
>>673091966
That is literally the point of the ending man. It's a parody. Much like the entire anime, that's what makes the ending so brilliant!
Notice how it's been rive years and there's yet to be a second season? That's because it's not happening.
>>673092023
I agree. But most people don't want lewds until lewd hour, I respect that.
>>673092275
I guess there's not much consequence. I'm anonymous after all.
Normally I wouldn't care but I'm sort of identifiable in these threads.
>>673092463
Thank you!!
That's why I chose her, she's a goth who wears lolita which is an instant hnng.
And her personality is just very compatible.
Sorry but I don't know much about yours.
>>673092400
Sorry for delay, looking at WoWs mods
:)
>>673093331
>3331
So close
Once I get home I'll have my normal folder again. I'll avoid Lewds just for you Ruri
>>673093511
Same. I can wait for that like a civilized person.
Also leaving soon. I really need that whipped cream vodka right about now
>>673093511
I wouldn't judge you either way, too nice of a guy.
>>673093511
>rive years
>>673093708
Nah that's alright, I should've told you guys I was gonna take a nap earlier.
>>673093511
Yeah! Stocking is instant hnnng!
And I'm still waiting for season 2 so Stocking can finally explain herself after the last episode god damnit
Mine is Mizuki from Boku Girl
Story in a nutshell:
Mizuki looks feminine but thinks of himself as a boy and is proud to be a boy.
Loki (god of mischief) makes him a girl for the lulz
Rest is actually a damn good mix between comedy and love and trans (altough that's more in the background)
>>673094026
Apparently all of the Kancolle mods for WoWs are outdated
>sad
>>673093988
>a civilized person
>shares lewd photos of his loved one for everyone to see
Pick one.
>>673093988
I should probably leave soon too. It's getting late and I'd rather sleep in my bed tonight than on my computer desk
>>673094024
Thanks, y-you too.
>>673094026
Fuck me.
I'm tired man.
>>673094442
Wow that sounds pretty interesting.
Might give it a look!
But yeah I agree she's great.
As for the ending, it was a massive joke.
It's a parody of anime that leaves seasons on a cliffhanger to get people to watch the next one.
Classic gainax seriously joking around.
There never was or is a planned season 2, that's what makes the ending so brilliant.
>>673094625
I can see that, Kancolle came out a while back and was super big but now only the dedicated people are left probably.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96EChBYVFhU
Just saw an ad for this movie on TV, looks badass.
>>673094755
>Lives in western country
>Doesnt cover up woman
Abdullah please go
>>673094949
Probably a good call soon. Keyboards don't always make the best pillows.
>Rubyanon
>>673095404
make new tthread T_T
>>673094949
Those fuckers joking around till the end... nice...
Like, really nice...
Anyway, I'm gonna go to bed now
Goodnight everyone!
Huggles pick for goodbye!
or not... damn image limit
Captcha made me pick out candies
>>673095404
Why do cats love sleeping on them then?
>yuuko
>>673094949
D-don't mention it, Stocking-kun.....I should be thanking you if anything....
>hands
>>673095404
No, no, no, it's not even respected in a Western Country. Scum, scum, scum.
