Waifu claiming thread.
Claim your waifu and discuss.
Obligatory claim.
Sup
I'll hug you until you cry
Miho claimed
>>673095445
Obligatory claim.
I return
From highschool
Lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96EChBYVFhU
Posting this again just because I think it looks cool, if nothing else its different.
>Sexiest goth waifu claimed
>>673095404
Yeah, I know that one!
>>673095492
Haha, I love it. It's like Stocking said in the anime
>We're serious
>Seriously joking around
Goodnight!
Sleep well!
>>673095576
Awh, I really do appreciate it.
This is like some teen romance shit.
suck my tits
Nano-chan
claimed
>>673096042
Kek, I'll cut if off if you want.
What are you up to anyway?
>>673096020
That looks fucking cool
>>673096412
Hello there, Your sub perform well?
Still claiming Sylvie.
Tough women are the best women.
>>673095445
Shit
>>673095697
Shit
>>673095724
Shit
>>673096042
Shit
>>673096412
Shit
>>673096416
Shit
>>673096416
A+
>>673096634
Hooah. Still a best.
yall niggas don't know about my akatsuki
>>673096616
>>673096739
Haha I love code goose
>>673096441
I started it, I actually like being appreciated. Makes me pleased.
Currently just in this thread. Gonna sleep soon, don't wanna sleep on my keyboard again.
>>673096708
Damn I guess I'd better get a new waifu since a stranger insulted her.
>>673096042
I think the most uncomfortable place I've slept was on a trampoline at a friends house. We were just chilling outside and a few of us just passed out at 2am. I can't remembered anything besides someone sleeping on a tree branch.
>>673095829
Hello there, anon.
I'm impressed by the high quality of your claim, as it seems that it is indeed a extremely good waifu.
Would you mind giving me the name (or the source) of the anime or manga where such a delightful character appears? I can't seem to find it anywhere.
Thanks in advance.
>>673096859
Pure Sex
>>673096951
>I can't remembered anything besides someone sleeping on a tree branch
Flamie is life.
>>673096918
I was meh through the whole thing, the finale put it in my top 3
>>673096502
I keep forgetting to mention it but if I suddenly stop posting its because either my internet or power went out, that goes for pretty much every day until saturday or sunday with how much it's been raining and is going to keep raining.
>>673096708
>>673096920
Ay guess that means my waifu's alright, also he called the last guy shit and A+.
>>673096951
>i slept in a plastic cloths box for 6 years
>>673096708
>>>673096416
>Shit
>>>673096416
>A+
Nice.
>>673096920
>I started it, I actually like being appreciated. Makes me pleased.
O-oh you did? I'm flattered, completely forgot. Always happy to please.
Yeah, wouldn't want that. That would suck if you woke up with keyboard imprints on your face, kek.
>>673097015
I wouldn't know, if only there was a certain person here who could tell us.
>>673096951
While I respect your opinion, I must lay the argument that Weiss is best girl.
Not claimed, as I already took >>673096680
>>673097212
Did they forget to take you out of the package? Are you a dog?
>>673096918
>code goose
Danganronpa. Izuru Kamukura.
lmao i feel like shit right now
>>673097386
I'm white trash.
>>673097645
Puberty?
>>673097645
I can make you feel better...
claimed
>>673096951
Kek.
That sounds like a fucking wild night.
I've slept on a bouncy castle before but that wasn't that bad.
Pretty sure my friend banged his girlfriend next to me.
>>673097186
Caught him out.
You messed up this time bud.
>>673097319
That'd be pretty funny though heh.
And yeah I said I loved you and it got out of hand.
>hand
>get it?
>kill me
>>673097738
Kek
>>673097733
Don't put the words White and trash in the same sentence cuck.
>>673097212
Did USPS forget to put a "Fragile" sticker on the box?
>>673097320
Ruby>Velvet>Literally everyone else>Weiss
>Hey there Weissanon. Sup?
>>673097733
I'd still fuck you unconscious
>>673097738
No fam I hit puberty a long ass time ago.
>>673097645
oh my
>>673098042
I'm not the kind of guy who would insult someone else's waifu.
>Someone who does please help me
>>673097922
>I said I loved you
>it got out of hand.
>loved you
>out of hand
>severe depression
>>673098042
Your waifu is shit
>>673097645
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pY-GncsZ-UE
>>673098076
Suggestion for new title?
>>673098135
Parents forgot to abort
>>673098175
Usually people here fuck others after they go unconscious
>>673098453
>Usually people here fuck others after they go unconscious
Kek
>>673098453
Its no fun if you can't feel it.
>>673098453
White garbage maybe?
>>673098453
>Suggestion for new title?
jewfaggotnigger
>>673097922
Come to think of it, I did a lot more fun things than I like to credit myself for
Once my best friend and I overheard one of our friends banging his gf. He was two floors above us.
>>673098453
I hate it when the Coat Hanger misses
>>673098453
>Parents forgot to abort
You need a hug
*cries*
>>673098262
I don't insult waifus. All Waifus are equal and should be respected.
>>673098286
Please no.
>the only girl who will ever love me is my waifu
>she isn't real
Wew.
>>673098847
At least you know they were getting into it
>or he was raping her
>kinky
>>673096634
Should i get the VN?
June 2001.
>>673098135
>Velvet
But there is nearly nothing to Velvet's character. Even her weapon is simply derivative.
>>673099208
June 2002
>>673099140
All sex with females is rape. Regardless of consent.
>check your privilege
>>673098262
I only jokingly insult. Like Weiss. She's cool
>>673099140
How the bed didn't fall through the ceiling is still a mystery
>or he was ruling her
>she was raping him
She was a strong chick. Couldve nearly killed him for all I know
>>673099140
Don't worry, Stocking-kun. I may or may not love y'all (that means you too).
>>673099447
Rape is the new consensual sex of 2016.
>>673099447
I saw that earlier. Made me cringe.
Carl Weathers claim
>>673097320
What kinda bugs me about the white trailer, looking back is that if her aura was low enough to not absorb the attack, then how did she have enough for her semblance?
Also premed Fran here, and Fremy is a good choice, I liked that anime
>>673099447
#TRIGGERED
WHITE CISHET SCUM
>>673099255
Bunny girls are just great, man. But I live Ruby. Can't go wrong with redheads
>Except Pyrrha
>>673099447
Oh yeah.
Sorry.
>so is holding hands
>mfw I've raped so many girls in my life
>>673099684
Goddamn.
I hope you brought it up afterwards.
>maybe offered him a drink
>>673099821
I'm gonna go with may.
>I may or may not feel similar
>>673099447
This is true.
Why can't I get my 360 controller configured right for gmod. Someone help :(
claimed btw
>>673100248
because ur a fag lolooloolol
>>673100248
Well, I can't help you with that. Sorry.
Why can't waifus be real? T_T
>>673100248
your homosexual and gay
>>673100248
Try plugging it in
>>673100216
>bought him a drink
Maybe a Capri sun. Thanks US Liqor laws.
>Tfw smokes, drinks, and even lottery tickets are 21+ in your town cause under that "isn't mature enough"
>Tfw I can (possibly) go to Assghanistan at 18/19
>>673100619
because you're a fucking dork
they'd go interact with literally anyone that isn't you if they were real anyways
>>673100216
That's good to know, thanks Stocking-kun. Always happy to have you in these threads, glad you joined us...
>>673100248
Try to just manually configure the controls in the options menu, shouldn't be that hard. Or you know, just plug it in.
>>673100248
Ask in computer can't see it or key bindings?
meme time!!!!!!!!!!
>>673100619
Our team of highly trained professionals are hard at work to make waifus a reality.
>thank you so very much, Franken Fran squad
>>673100736
kek, no need to be salty
>>673100214
Or Penny...
>>673100619
Some are too good for this world
>>673100736
I would totally find a way to become one of her lab assistants, I like to think I would be smart enough
watch out memers!! funny memes incomin!!!! meme deliverly lol
>>673100362
I only have a laptop ok, and no mouse, so if I want to play games on my computer I have to use the controller or its just a fucking mess
>>673100628
-.-
>>673100659
it is, its all working except I can't fucking look up and down
>>673100773
I did go through its just the one damn thing that wont work
>>673100914
Make a kickstarter so i can pledge pls
>>673101050
Maybe the controller is just broken.
>>673100935
kek xd brah luv dem cool new hip interwebz words amirite fam!?!??! chillax bruski
AHRDAFHRAH DF MEEEEMEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guys there's a memelord among us.
>>673101050
Ok does it see it in device manger as xbox controller? Or does it show unknown device?
>>673101050
>I only have a laptop ok, and no mouse, so if I want to play games on my computer I have to use the controller or its just a fucking mess
haha faggot lollo
>>673101372
And it's probably OP.
SHOOT THE MEMELORD
>>673100914
Giving someone the "anime look" in real life would be kinda creepy, and happened to be the plot of one of the chapters
>>673101236
Simplest answers tend to be right, also how has your day been?
Claimed.
>>673101566
nah brah ill overdose u with memes first XDDDD
>>673100727
Heh, that's one good thing about UK.
>lottery tickets at 16
>booze, cigs etc. at 18
I wouldn't really want to live in America, I'm fairly happy in England.
>>673100773
Thank you. I'm so glad you guys like me here.
You've made me so welcome
>or you know, just plug it in
Fucking Kek
>>673101050
I'm not sure then.
Do you have a mouse plugged in or another controller?
Try plugging in the controller before starting up the game.
Whilst you're at it make sure you actually plug it in
>littering In the city dump
>>673099140
Your waifu is now covered in my semen
swag
FAAAAAALLLLLEEEN ANGEEEEELLLLLL
>>673100914
>>673101099
We need to become a rouge state dedicated to the cause of making waifu's real. We could probably get all of /k/'s army and their 10,000 moist nuggets to support us.
>>673101783
2realistic4me
>>673101728
>>673101566
OH SHIT BRO
oh yeah also STARLESS AND BIBLE BLAAAAACCCCKKK
>>673100619
You have three options.
1: Learn how to control your dreams and create a wonderland for yourself. This is the shortest route of the three but it will still take a lot of time and concentration.
2: Wait for the Technology to support waifuism. God Empress Tenryuu seems to have invested in this.
3: Wait for the 4th Reich to conquer the world and begin genetically engineering waifus. This will take a very long time but it is certainly inevitable.
yeah u weebs just listent to gay stuff that goes liek beep boop ching chong lol
>>673099140
>>673101770
>cucked
>>673101573
Thanks, Fran. It's been okay, talking to a friend right now on Skype. Thanks for asking man, you?
>>673101745
No need to thank me, just happy to have you here. Glad you like us too.
>>673101980
>>673101887
What drugs should i take to enjoy my waifu the best?
Sayaka-rabu
god these new capchas are gay i wanna go to 8ch but the guy who made it looks liek u gais XDDDDDD
>>673101236
It was working when I using my xbox like 45 mins ago
>>673101412
unknown device, its like a rock candy brand or something
>>673101745
Hey now, I'm not retarded, just not computer savvy, I'm really working on it, it was plugged in when I started the game, and still is now
>>673101980
Third option! Third option! 14/88
One people, one country, one leader! Hail Führer! Hail Reich!
>>673101566
Damn it, someone's going to have to clean that up! At least do it cleanly
>>673101980
I'm going to bet general AI will exist in about 20 years, hopefully we can program our waifus in them then
>>673101745
I love the US and all, especially individual state laws, but these town laws just get dumber and dumber.
>Mfw a bunch of major cities are now increasing ages for fun stuff
Also we love seeing you here. Always a pleasure
haha check my dubs dumb weeaboos
>>673102464
My digits
>>673101770
I'm glad you like her but I'd rather have not been told that. Why?
Please stop.
>>673101887
The waifu age is upon us.
We're closer than we've ever been
>>673102247
I feel way too welcome.
I am on /b/ right?
>>673102380
I'm really not sure man. Controller might be broken.
>>673102428
Thank you!
I wouldn't stay up so late for you guys if you weren't so great.
>Stocking sends kisses
>no hand holding though you kinky fuck
my first waifu
The best waifs has been claimed
haha you guys rae gay
>>673102380
Ok so if it a usb you need to install it as an xbox controller. And if your using the wireless after market receiver you need its driver and then have to make it read as xbox.
Giving me the brand it will help me find the driver if it needs one.
>>673102464
Checked.
>>673101745
>You've made me so welcome
I haven't been around as much as Yuuko or hand-kun, but I certainly agree, people here are extremely likable.
>>673102421
Tell me about your waifu
>>673102772
blah, I'll figure it out, can't catch a break
>>673102247
Same old, same old
>>673102772
Uh, wait a second, uh. Haha! You're a different race then me, and there bad!
dude on the run is bad the whole thing is just doodloldodldodldoleledleldl
>>673102772
She likes it though.
BANG BANG!
>>673102772
Lets just hope the jews don't ruin everything as we're right on the brink like they did the last time.
>>673101887
/k/ lives my basement, yours to?
>>673102772
Same here. These threads are worth staying up for. Always fun to talk to you guys and just shoot the shit
>no handholding
T-that's a l-l-lewd thing to think about Stockinganon
>>673103197
She's a fan of bondage
>>673102914
It's afterglow brand, it works with most games pretty easily
it's wired
>>673102939
except when I show how dumb I am, then they pounce lol
>>673102772
G-glad you feel so welcome here, hope that never changes. Be a shame if you left.
>>673102912
Half and half.
>>673103147
Glad to hear it man, up to anything right now?
need that witty banter
>>673102287
Hm. Can't say, really. The only
medication I take before bed is one 0.2 MG tablet of clonidine hydrochloride.
>>673102421
Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk. Imagine if I waited for AI. Can you imagine that? How miserable.
>>673103322
>>673103424
dude thats so gay just pick one or the other
maybe you just say it on the internet but you don't actually even do anything with other people like ever
sort of like how people on here pretend to be girls due to being social outcasts
>>673102939
It's not about how long you've been around, it's about what you've done whilst you're here.
>>673103067
Google is your friend, you should find a solution there.
Good luck!
Sorry I couldn't help.
Seriously though make sure it's plugged in.
>>673103197
No. No she doesn't.
Stop.
>>673103288
Fucking Jews always ruining everything.
Don't worry, we've got this under control this time.
>>673103322
Damn right. Fuck sleep, I'll just die in class.
>Sorry for being so lewd
>it's so late
>>673103424
I'd never leave. Don't worry, as long as you guys are here then so will I be.
>>673103065
Her name is Madraki Fran, she is from the manga Franken Fran. Imagine a mad scientist with the decision making skills of an excitable 5 year old told to never let someone die, ever. She also doesn't seem to understand why people are scared of her, though. She is just trying to help.
>>673103424
Not much, you?
>>673102912
Then why are you here?
>>673101887
You can definitely get some oper8rs from the /ak/ threads to help.
>>673103535
2lewd4me
>>673103705
Better to die a hero than live a villain.
>>673103705
hahahaha, I promise its plugged in, thanks anyhow
>>673101324
uhh
this made me lol
>>673103705
You were right... she doesn't, had to knock her unconscious just to penetrate her.
>>673103382
Ok if you did what this guy did. You just need to program the key bindings in game. I do not have G-mod so i have no idea how that game works. -Miho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icdflNun1zo
>>673103705
>It's not about how long you've been around, it's about what you've done whilst you're here.
We better not begin thinking this way or the pool of worth while people here becomes even smaller.
>>673103705
>I'd never leave. Don't worry, as long as you guys are here then so will I be.
it seems like the only thing you people have to live for is other weeb fags on the internet
i can only imagine what you are all like irl
>>673103830
memes XD
>>673103837
Better to live a villain than to die an hero
-Atago
>>673103535
L-lewd....
>>673103611
Yes.
>>673103705
Glad to hear it, Stocking-kun. Feel the same way.
>>673103830
Talking to a friend right now about stupid shit, not much. Thanks for asking, man.
>>673104004
shit
>>673103300
>Basement
>Texas
Nah but really most of the ground, at least in the parts I've lived in, is way too tough to drill in and carve out to be practical for everybody to have a basement.
But trust me we have our own damn well stocked arsenal in multiple places around the property.
>>673103705
I hope we do.
>>673103837
They've already talked plenty about taking over some small island or country in/off the coast of Africa or somewhere else nobody will give a shit about and just setting up their own state.
-Holstaur image.
>>673104161
I haven't been on /K/ in a few days. I should go back tonight
>Rubyanon
>>673103830
Cute! Should i read the mango?
>>673104144
Your idea. Not mine.
>>673103837
Live hard die young
>>673103964
Not sure if you think a dakimakura is real or something but it's hard to do that to a fictional character.
>thanks for reminding me she isn't real
>>673104004
Well just forget about that one then
>>673104034
Not all I've got. But I definitely enjoy talking to people here, just because I haven't met them doesn't mean I can't enjoy conversing with them. What really defines what you consider a friend?
>basically my life sucks and I should rope myself
>>673104126
I'm glad!
>>673104161
It's all we've got
>Stocking
New thread soon?
>>673104721
Thanks, Stocking-kun.
>hands
>>673104376
Yes. Among her exploits, the creation of a team of karmen riders, a run in with satanic jellyfish, a justice league of hyper-intelligent cockroaches, a caste system imposed based on bloodtype, the accidental creation of the Flying Spaghetti monster, and the waifu island tend to stand out
>>673104721
>thanks for reminding me she isn't real
My work here is done.
want me to make it? -Miho
>>673104721
oh okay i feel bad 4 u gey fags but im still gonna spam when i feel like it because you're on the wrong board
you're even on the wrong website
>>673105214
>>673105214
>>673105214
>>673105214
>>673105214
>>673105214
>>673105214
>>673105251
>>673105260
Brilliant job.
>Ruri.png
>>673105251
>>673105260
Fuck
>>673105324
>>673105260
REKT
>>673105251
Thanks for posting the link my computer had a seizure.
>>673105251
>>673105260
>>673105398
Brilliant.
>>673099150
I highly recommend it. It's confusing at times, but really good and touching.
what happening
>>673106292
Mai happened.
