New faces of /b/ last one died.
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
New faces of /b/ last one died.
Faggot where Tf did you find a fake thigh? And why are you wearing it.
Go to bed, son
>>672606218
>last one died.
maybe because you keep using someone else's pic?
>>672606218
You look like this kid Tyler I used to know in middle school.
Fuck it. I'll post the ones I had up..
>>672606801
Eh..
>>672606218
>Cigarette
>Not lit
Faggot.png
>>672606903
>wearing your coat indoors
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>>672606886
Face, body, and dick... there ya go
Ok, I will post again. Also, so i don't have to say it another 20 times, I'm not pregnant, I'm just fat.
Tie me up and fuck my pussy.
https://soundcloud.com/whooutsmartswhom/shit-hits-the-fan
>>672607158
Meant for>>672606886
>>672607133
post baby bump
>>672607259
You're quite a handsome faggot. You must attract a lot of dicks.
Are you from Michigan OP? Look familiar
>>672607158
Let me see it
>>672607480
Here, this is a more recent picture.
>>672607603
tbh i have sucked two dicks in my life, but not a faggot.
I do seem to be a faggot magnet tho.
and his name is moo-moo
>>672607799
would put benis inside of you and flail around on top like a fish out of water.
>>672606903
I like your haircut and beard man
>>672608017
>i have sucked two dicks
>not a faggot
>>672608172
well, that still would work better than me being on top i guess.
Tell me my flaws /b
>>672608302
i was 7 years old mane
>>672608375
you're australian
>>672608302
Maybe he was talking about his dad's dick or his brothers, that doesn't make you a faggot
>>672608355
kek
can't disagree with you for my own wellbeing's sake
i like you. stay classy.
>>672608375
You don't know how to take a fucking picture.
>>672608554
fucking kek
>>672606218
Virgin/10
>>672608639
lol yeah, i would need to lose some weight before getting on top, else i might turn you into a pancake.
>>672608600
>672608523
See told you
R8?
>>672606903
you give off a cerial-killer vibe and i think it's really hot.
>>672606218
Did I see you in /lgbt/?
>>672608375
needs new camera
>>672606218
That cigarette pack is dangerously close to that outlet. What if there were a power surge and it burned your cigarettes and house down?
>>672608891
I love you OP anon.
that is all.
>>672608935
cute
what's your name?
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>>672606218
I have the exact same hookah dude
>>672608891
Girl or boy. If boy, gay?
>>672608865
i would take that chance
>>672606903
You kinda look like the human characterization of a wolf.
r8 me?
>>672608935
cute/10
>>672608891
YMS?
bored as fuck, make me feel bad
Authentic hand crafted katana from Japan. Damascus 440 steel.
It's okay to be jealous.
Is this one better?
>>672607664
What's in it for me sir?
>>672606886
fyi bro, you are a manlet. manlets posing as meat are hilarious.
>>672608523
Details please
>>672609184
ok, but you would have to sign a liability waiver first. id also make sure your health care provider covers suffocation via fat girl.
>>672609254
If boy 10/10
If girl 8/10
ASL?
>>672609359
War... War with autism never change.
>>672609329
can i suck your dick
>>672609329
European swords are better, you picked wrong, neckbearded weeaboo
>>672609445
Holy shit, other people are posting that now? Im the one who actually made it.
>>672609508
good luck finding it
>>672609391
The satisfaction of know that you made me diamonds before I had to go to work.
Hurry
>>672607799
You look like you dropped a chicken nugget in your titties you fat fuck.
>>672609522
dick pic
>>672608891
>still using someone else's pic
>>672609480
haha, havent seen asl in a while.
18/M/GA
>>672608935
Are you a boy or a girl
>>672608157
moar face
>>672609391
Can I milk your juggz
>>672606903
Cute af
>>672609698
Eh. I've heard worse. Surely there was something more creative you could have come up with.
>>672609329
The sword will never compensate for your fucked up face. You didn't get hit with ugly stick you fell out of the fucking tree and hit every branch on the way down.
>>672609771
>being a nigger
we're back /b/oys
any of those shit talking NEETs around?
love to take them on like trump does
pic related
>we're shredded and you're not fags
>>672609858
So yea, you're pretty gross. ProbBly kill self yeS?
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>>672609320
You should shave so your beard goes to your sidesburns, and your sidesburns go to your chest and your chest connects to your back
this is the face of aomeone who fucking hates life
>>672609329
cody?
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>>672609833
Just your friendly neighbourhood trap
>>672610060
Well the one on left Is
>>672609421
>we (my cousin and myself) got off the school bus at my grandmother's house
>two brothers who lived down the street invited us to come chill in their fort playhouse in the woods across the street
>one randomly suggests comparing dongs
>we whip em out and compare
>one brother says dare you to put your cousin's in your mouth
>no fear
>open wide
>next brother dares me to do the same to him
>already reached the point of no return
>pop it in
>he says suck
>become human vacuum cleaner
>we all laugh and then me and cousin go home to eat macaroni.
>>672610164
If it was that easy to kill, I would just push it off.
>>672607133
Yallower at me grul
>>672610327
Stuff up butt?
>>672609476
no problem, hop on
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>>672610327
Hey guys did you miss me?
In case you did, let me post it.
Hi there!
You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4chan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a picture of yourself when posting, but your identity adds nothing of value to the imageboard! Whoops! You should always remember to stop posting pictures of yourself when you're in a board that's not /soc/! Posting with your picture in the wrong board when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making! Now don't worry, there is a place on 4chan that you can post your face on, all you need to do is click >>>/soc/ to get started!
Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my part to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!
>>672608935
you are beautiful oh my god
shirt is gay but 11/10 face and hair and I'm not an asskisser whiteknight 10/10 times
Rate me.
>>672610327
I would cuddle you all night long
>>672609787
You should post more with a smile :3
>>672610172
My beards doesn't grow down my neck nor does my chest hair. I don't see how tha work.
>>672610517
you are mistaken brother
I posted a picture of the legendary Giraffe God, Moo-Moo
>>672610517
This is b8
>>672610517
>nothing but time on my hands
>>672610557
Lets build a bridge instead of a wall!
>>672610060
looks like women's strawweight class
tiny fucks
>>672610327
Are you transitioning or is that how you naturally look?
>>672610517
People like this get angry at these threads
Yet this is a "random" board.
Atop that these threads pretty much always hit bump limit. So while you may not like 'em, the community seems to.
So tough shit buddy, get used to seeing these threads more often
>>672610874
The wall just got 10 feet higher
>>672610365
how big were the dicks? How did their cocks and balls smell like?
>>672610460
Ok ok, but can I have a snack first?
>>672607133
Are you planning how go work out , or how did you get fat, just curious
>>672611034
who's gonna pay for it?!
>>672609448
aren't you the main guy from narcos?
>>672609695
Buying gf 25k
>>672609837
you are beautiful
>>672611002
Im abit over 7 months on hrt
>>672609904
Only if you're real gentle anon. They're pretty sensitive.
>>672606218
Music taste is 10/10 how bout face
>>672611212
only if you promise to eat it while you are perched on top of me
>>672611276
Ugh. You're killing me.
Work fap it is
>>672611455
Gentle is my middle name, and MOAR please
>>672610327
10/10 cute as fuck
>>672611364
thanks
>>672611235
Its ok. Honestly, Im kinda in the middle. On one hand, i know I'm putting on too much weight, but on the other hand I'm just not at the point where i am motivated enough to actually do something about it for any length of time. like every now and then i'll try to diet and it will last for a few weeks before i convince myself it isn't too bad.
So far I fucking hate this thread.
>>672609329
Can I also suck your dick?
>>672611320
too many layers
plus, you're inside. stop being so weird and you will get a gf.
>>672610932
middleweight but try again fag
>>672611460
wowcrendor?
>>672611133
they were like 12 or 13
my cousin's was small
the other kids was medium sized (4-5 inches maybe?)
honestly can't remember smell
>>672610060
Dude on the right is full chub surrounded by dudes with their shirts off.
>>672611495
lol ok, but nothing too fattening, i need to watch my figure after all lol
>>672611455
Butt pic please and spread them cheeks
>>672611692
If you'd like.
>>672611714
women's doesn't have middleweight bro
r8
>>672609329
Master, you must be the one the prophecy spoke of. It's a great honor.
>>672611883
that's fine, you can eat whatever you'd like
>>672611018
Yeah and the community decided that these threads were cancer, even for /b/, which is why /soc/ was created.
Hell its not even about if we do like them. Its preserving the culture of anonymity that 4chan helped perpetuate into the western world. To me, that means a lot.
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>>672611855
Guess you guys missed this rate?
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>>672611970
dont*
thought an autistic would know that, leave your basement much?
>>672611996
YOU SEE IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE'S ASIAN!
>>672607133
Nice dubs.
the dress isn't that flattering Love.
>>672610517
this isn't reddit you little twatsucker, let 4chan decide what 4chan wants. it should all happen naturally
>>672612234
Thanks.
and yeah i know, i need to lose some weight.
>>672611640
>>672612359
no you don't you to stay just like that
>>672611368
PLEASE ANSWER HOW DO YOU GET THAT HAIR
>>672606218
wtf is that shit
>>672612152
And yet we get constant people flowing into these threads to post their pictures and contribute to the thread.
I say examples over talk.
These threads are always popular and hit bump limit.
>>672612195
i'm 6' and 240.
i do roids and break shit in my basement and fucking pick up bitches do some reps and fuck them in the basement.
>>672611612
This turns me on. Thanks anon. :)
>>672611905
;D okay
Chubby white boys are cute imo.
>>672612195
>Gets duked
>Only retort is on his grammar
Stay in the gym son. The internet just doesn't seem like the place for you.
>>672612584
>240
fat fuck, only thing you break is probably your chair a few times a weak
>>672612219
No, it's funny because he's fucking Hideo Kojima
>>672612454
Can we get full frontal I love thick girls
>>672606218
high school dropout starter pack
>>672612548
Lol its ok, I'm not some crazy fucking femanatzi tumblrtard. I know I'm fat. Im not insecure about it.
>>672612597
I'd say thanks, but you're making my day/ cock harder ;)
>>672612853
i know and i definitely can appreciate that, but what about my pancakes?
>>672612584
i curl manlets like you. little bitches cry like "no, no put me down" so i put you manlets down and see you run to some girl. long story short i fuck your gf w/o a condom
>>672612699
duked?
sorry I tried to help you not sound like a complete retard but you let that go up in flames, try school pal you might make friends one day
r8 me
>>672613041
I never promised anyone pancakes. I know better than that. I would eat them before anyone else would get the chance.
>>672613200
that's the whole plan tho. turn me into pancakes and furiously devour me. that's my fetish
bunch of faggots falling down the faggothole
>>672612291
There is literally a board for you. Specifically for people like you.
Made because you people basically flooded. (I'm talking 9 threads at once) the board with this.
You guys wanted it so go circle jerk with yourselves. Everyone else wants you to btfo.
>>672612581
You should read this too.
Yes these threads get traffic and people want to post in them. But there is a place for it.
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>>672613085
Here's your rate.
>>672610517
ye sure ill do this shit
Shit imma get crucified but
Here ya go dont ask why pic is on horizontal damn app
>>672613391
Cute. are you fat?
>>672613334
do you even know what btfo means, faggot?
What's a painless way to die that won't cause a mess?
>>672612750
wrong week, manlet
your women's gym does not have roid machines like me so you may not have seen 240 of roid muscle. but yeah long story short if i walked into your gym i'd end up fucking your gf w/o a condom
Bleh
>>672607133
I'd hit it
>>672613535
Pills, a shitload of sleeping pills or cyanide.
>>672612789
Sorry for grainy
r8
>>672613063
>On his grammar
>His grammar
>His
It was right there. Maybe if you could read you would have seen I wasn't the one you corrected. Who needs school now?
>>672613085
dick pic
>>672607799
You got any without the clothes?
>>672613651
Nicholas Cage/10
>>672612992
Mmmm. You got kik?
>>672613629
Don't have access to drugs
>>672613722
Jesus christ are you trying to be fucking Maxi?
>>672613762
Meh i really don't feel like putting up more pics.
>>672612611
Male or female?
>>672613517
Quality replies deserve quality answers
>>672614011
Cute/Nigger
>every faces of /b/ thread
>post the same pic
>r8 me
>>672612611
I'm a fgt.
Male*
>>672613839
Cyanide is so easy to get what the fuck? So are sleeping pills, plus you won't kill yourself anyways youre too pussy
Kek
>>672613642
God damn son those are some fine birthing hips.
>>672613812
I can make one.. what's yours??
>>672613989
Come on, just one
>>672614157
Easy to get in Canada?
>>672613479
Holy shit, you're the type of guy that I love sans the facial hair
>>672614160
Thanks anon.
fuck op is hot. god penetrate me daddy
>>672607799
You look very huggable
>>672614355
Easy to get anywhere, or you could always do the crystal trick
>>672614108
What is this shit anyway? Some kind of late-night Facebook-lurking nigger bullshit?
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>>672614128
I don't think you guys clicked the right board.
>>>/soc/
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>>672614140
This quoted myself like an idiot.
>>672614499
lol well yes, I'm very soft if thats what you mean.
>>672614543
fucking kek, you think I actually posted my face here?
Obviously you're new, so how is it being a newfag my friend?
>>672614524
You're not really being helpful
>>672610557
Orange/10
>>672614373
I dont really have a fag soul patch if thats what u mean
>>672614169
That wasn't me. I don't have one either sir. But I'll be around, I'm sure we'll get to tease each other on some future thread. Have fun at work. I'm about to get myself off and pass out. Oh and my name is Julia by the way.
>>672614781
You won't do it anyways faggot, fuck.
If you really wanted to die you wouldnt give a shit about the mess and just put a gun to your temple.
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>>672614877
Yeah, I like guys with smooth faces
>>672613479
Don't ever go to prison.
>>672614530
Only the highest concentration of pure cancer.
>>672614742
My thumbs are too big for my phone pls forgive
>>672614920
I'll be on tomorrow around the same time.
And I'm auzzie :)
Was a pleasure chatting
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>>672606903
id fuck
>>672614543
I don't think you clicked on the right thread
>>672614945
Well I don't have any access to firearms
>>672615284
youre too edgy for me.
jeez.
an hero faggot
Rate me
No face but r8 anyway.
>>672615491
hothothot
>>672615171
Your such a fucking moron.
>>672615607
timestamp
>>672615417
you're so fucking new....
an hero.
>>672615491
Chin pubes/10
>>672615426
>calls other people edgy
>tells them to kill themselves
Well bless your heart, I don't think you know what edgy means.
>>672615607
more/10
>>672615667
How is he a moron?
Come at me you cheap madafockas.
>>672615731
it's fucking annoying ( and awkward ) to be a fucking 20yo with this shit in face
>>672615607
nice try faggot, you're obviously some basement dweller trying to get GUARANTEED replies fucking faggot
an hero please
>>672615939
Chin up anon, you're cute otherwise
>>672615702
Nigger I've fucking aged up from 12 to 18, that's 6 years you bitchcunt. I'm at the least seasoned
>>672615127
Ill try to stay out of trouble
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>>672615899
Oh no you forgot to click >>>/soc/
Try clicking it now.
This requires no effort on my part to be honest family.
>>672613967
>that double bag version
amazing
>>672615742
No, no i do.
I just think you don't know what it means and should be cleaned off of the earth it'd probably a better place if everyone posting their faces an hero'd
Because it seems like everyone here has a case of attention-whoring its unhealthy
It causes cancer in the masses.
>>672609254
you still lurking?
>>672609329
>implying
The handle shows it isn't a real "handcrafted" sword. If it did, the hilt would be more personalised. That shit came straight from a factory.
ConsumerSword/7, European Swords are into better personalisation.
>>672615037
Cant grow even if i wanted :/
>>672616156
You're cancer is what you are my newfriend
Cancer.
>>672616361
yeah.
>>672616467
nice screenshot. faggot.
>>672616504
is that truly you in the pic above? maybe post a pic touching your nose as proof?
>>672606218
Do you post on /lgbt/?
>>672613642
Np you're gorgeous where are you from
>>672616715
Murica.
>>672616803
sad/10
>>672615607
Would let you suffocate me with your pussy/10
>>672616156
Honestly do you even have a job? Have you even moved out of mommy and daddies house???
Or are you just mooching off of them until they get tired of your basement dwelling?
I bet you ask to borrow daddies car dont you?
>>672616480
Call me what you want, I'm a faggot just like you. At least I'm bold enough to post my face, how longer has your beard grown, and how much fat have you accumulated over the much longer time you've been visiting /b/?
>>672607799
You're sexy. I'd absolutely take good care of you and cook fresh and delicious food every day. All I'd want in return would be for you to be ready for me whenever I want and occasional anal.
>>672613642
Butt pic?
>>672616627
>Screenshot of my own pic to cut it faster that is.
>>672616664
yeah, why?
>>672616950
>>>672616480
>Call me what you want, I'm a faggot just like you. At least I'm dumb enough to post my face, how longer has your beard grown, and how much fat have you accumulated over the much longer time you've been visiting /b/?
Don't worry I got you familia
>>672616950
kek it has absolutely nothing to do with being bold
do you not understand the words "Anonymous Image Board"?
The key word in there is "anonymous"
You really are cancer.
I bet you visit /soc/ on a daily, but the faggotry was too boring for you, so you came here to endeavor into more faggotry
How long have you been living in your parents basement?
Do you even have a job my newfriend?
>>672616928
Too poor rn for a car, pop doesn't even have one. And mommy left 4 years ago with all the $. But I work part time with pops rn while finishing last semester of hs.
>>672617060
Lol, i don't really think that would be very good for my waistline, and its already kinda fucked as is.
>>672606218
this my band
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2dsGeGzxTs
>>672617113
Yeah okay
Call it what you want
>underage detected
>>672606218
I know that guy he was in a thread the other day when that photo was posted
>>672613642
Moar
>>672617355
Oh do you? What do you do then anon?
>>672608157
My brother had a stuffed giraffe named moo-moo when he was a kid.. and he lost it... hmmmmmm
>>672617727
friendzoned/10
>>672613642
Toothbrush in pussy please
>>672617628
Im 23 but okay
>>672617727
Cute gf anon good work, unless you're the girl then tits or gtfo
>>672617256
Thnx. You don't look bad at all
>>672617340
I'm not the one spewing hate at a random nigger because I'm jelous of his youth or looks. I'm pretty happy with my life. And I've only been to sco like once. But nigger, I'm still anon, I didn't post my name with my picture so, and this is random, so why do butthurt? What I your problem in life? And how are you dealing with it?
>>672617957
Oh okay sure.
post ID then faggot
>>672617256
are you cut or unsnipped out of curiosity?
>>672617860
Lol no. We'll have been dating for a year on Wednesday.
>>672617727
>he isn't leaning in and putting arm around her
beta pussi
>>672617727
post more of your sister.
>>672618088
thanks (:
>>672618127
sadly, parents decided it would be a good idea to mutilate me.
>>672606801
you make me think of rats
>>672606886
the only thing you bank on is muscle
>>672606903
edge lord 60k
>>672607073
mmmm
>>672607133
Pregnant?
>>672607259
That guy no one remembers after a week
>>672607799
ate a kid?
>>672608157
Brony
>>672608375
why don't you clear something once in a while
>>672608891
The guy who tries too hard... or that super obsessive guy who takes everything too far
>>672608935
gril?
>>672609254
got a cutter
>>672609320
serial kill?
>>672609329
an hero?
>>672609359
that guy.
>>672609391
2pixelated4me
>>672617992
I'm the guy.
>>672617733
Videography
>>672617727
>>672618135
Hey you haven't left yet?
>>>/soc/
All types of cancer are waiting for you right there!
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>>672607799
WouldexercisewitheverydayuntilyouleftmebecauseIremeindedyouofyourpast/10
>>672618340
a cutter?
i may be emo but im not that retarded.
>>672618094
No, when you post your face you are no longer anonymous to the internet.
and I'm literally 22
with a real job
A mans job.
I dont live with my parents I moved out at 17 faggot.
And you keep saying nigger as if you're some edgy teenlord
You're just too new my newfriend
Lurk more.
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>>672617700
That's all for tonight. Really gotta go cum.
>>672618372
Are you a farmer?
>>672618135
I stand corrected, good job anon.
wouldbang/10
>>672618340
Yes, I am pregnant with the fat of a million tacos and burritos.
>>672607133
Newfag to /b/
>>672618280
This fucking website and its fixation with circumcision
>>672608375
Your breathing
>>672618535
godamn
>>672618372
Then strong work /b/ro
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>>672617727
New thread, get ready to repost here
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>>672618592
Yes. I am a farmer.
>>672618102
Enjoy
>>672618280
don't listen to the eurofags on this site. you would be worse off with a dicksleeve
>>672618449
lol Id actually really appreciate the excersise. hell if you got me to lose a few pounds, i would be yours.
>>672618389
kek, you're a faggot.
Nice job there kiddo
Get a real fuckin job where you don't sit on your ass all day with your prissy little fingers
>>672618535
God damn start postin on chubby threads your fuckin sexy
salam alayküm
guess nationality
One Page 9 here...
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>>672618625
>>672618280
you a gayfag?
>>672618765
Alright, congrats you're not that much of a faggot after all.
>>672617375
I wouldn't stuff you (unless you want me to). I'm serious when I say I'd take good care of you. You seem like a good girl and I hope you find someone who will treat you right. I'm married to a great woman but she nowhere near submissive enough. I love how you put yourself out there and I respect that.
>>672618616
Let me suck your dick
>>672619039
yeah
>>672618514
Nigger, I always prefix my shit with nigger. Who cares when you moved out, I work from home. Honestly I've heard these same insults for years in and now used against other people. How unfucking original are you?
>>672618969
I'll take that into consideration, thanks anon
>>672618280
gotcha. but were you also left with a thin brown or tan ring as a result of it?
>>672618862
Then we'd work on that hot little body together.
last call for the new thread
>>672618625
>>672618625
>>672618625
>>672618625
>>672618737
That's fucking hot man let me suck that farm boy cock please
>>672617256
Eyo Kylo ren!!
>>672609729
newtown 2.0?
>>672609837
The nerd biker
>>672609858
rat face 2000
>>672610034
sux mad game/10 still black
>>672610060
gay pr0n?
>>672610135
Acne'd you to go away
>>672610557
Our Lord #Make4chanGreatAgain
>>672611320
the trendy kid
>>672611460
can't decide if he is gay or not
>>672611855
fucking trash
>>672611950
cold/cold?
>>672611996
Wanna be American BroFag
>>672612358
Jew Nose
>>672619294
I dunno dude.
>>672619252
Lol you really think its hot? Be honest.
>>672619114
kek
>work from home
you really are a basement dweller then arent you?
>>672619059
>>672619059
Thanks faggot
>>672618877
Did you even take the time to Google the profession? I don't sit in my ass, I travel to places and meet people. You literly have nothing in me to make me feel bad about myself.
>>672619225
yeah.
is it possible to get rid of or not have or something?
>>672619442
YOu've asked me virtually the same question before. There's more to you than your body, remember? And yes, you're hot now says me, and you'd be hot after you lost a few pounds says us.
>>672619435
Please?
>>672619489
aww you're living the american dream then aren't you???
Seriously. Finish school. Get a real job.
an hero.
>>672619445
Troll all you want senpi, your still mad and jelly at the end of the night.
>>672619706
What do YOU look like?
>>672619485
No problem faggot.
