Faces of /b/ thread
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Faces of /b/ thread
sure
R8 my gurl
Don't worry. I got this!
hello
rate me too
salam
guess nationality
y not
rate and guess country
What's a quick and painless way to die without making too much of a mess?
>>672619105
7.5
>>672618625
8/10
>>672618929
7/10
>>672619000
trips/10
>>672619105
6/10
>>672619184
5/10
>>672618625
I like your lips
Checking in
>>672618625
>>672618929
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>>672619428
Hi there!
You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4chan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a picture of yourself when posting, but your identity adds nothing of value to the imageboard! Whoops! You should always remember to stop posting pictures of yourself when you're in a board that's not /soc/! Posting with your picture in the wrong board when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making! Now don't worry, there is a place on 4chan that you can post your face on, all you need to do is click >>>/soc/ to get started!
Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my part to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!
Jupiter?
I will eat your soul.
Also, don't do drugs.
>>672619560
Yeah, the picture is identity thrown away, because i'm saying my full name, my age, my driver license id etc
reposting from last bread
r8
>>672619341
The mirror ... there's a sink to catch the vomit.
Meh..
>>672619314
81/0
>>672619560
Fuck off you dyke
Sup
>>672619797
>green eyes
9/10
>>672619816
Bless your heart, you tried.
>>672619797
8.5, would cuddle and keep warm.
>>672619537
wouldfacefuckuntilmydickfelloffinyourmouth/109
Rate pls
All these pretty pruned dressed up pics. What do you fuckers look like when you on /b. You cocktail smokers are in real world attire and bathing levels in all these pics
Where's my cutie patootie in the French dress?
Does the offer for head still stand?
>>672619593
Nig nog/10
>>672619184
allahu akbar
>>672619987
nationality?
Reporting in for failed exams
Guess where I'm from. No, not from FackFatland
>>672619797
You sleep deprived?
>>672619772
>with increasing advances in technology, he still thinks people cant track him with a picture
>what is exif?
>what is biometrics?
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>>672620316
Time to go my friends
>>>/soc/
>>672620132
You wanted this.
>>672619593
Timestamp, I don't believe this at all
>>672619537
Fake/10
>>672620383
11/10
Go tiger blood
>>672620245
Yep. I'm a guy tho
>>672619985
honestly don't make a pose like that in public unless you want attention from queers. may be your no gf problem right there
>>672618625
The sensible Asian
>>672618929
I can peer in to his life via the eyes... He does a lot of men
>>672619000
going to rape gril/10... Also nice ride
>>672619007
bewbs
>>672619105
Elijah Wood?
>>672619184
Look its a vegan terrorist
>>672619314
the "hey I'm playful!" camera angle
>>672619428
The "what am I doing with my life"
>>672619537
would forget how to converse/10
>>672619593
the guy from Creed?
>>672620524
Almost believable
>>672620433
You're not really doing a good job
>>672620524
Cute, need moar
>>672620524
child/10
>>672620553
im not fake but ok also guess where im from
>>672620524
Time stamp or bullshit
>>672620258
Not even you
>>672620779
vietnam
Cant think of a movie to watch. Boooo
>>672620779
Spermland
>>672620316
wooden thrown/10
>>672620453
Gonna assume that's a compliment- Can't take any pics rn though
>>672620618
so how did u know im vegan haha
>>672620779
I'm guessing America by the bandana
>>672620618
You totally nailed it in the "what am I doing with my life?" kek
>>672620338
yeah. is it that obvious?
>>672620779
Timestamp
>>672619797
regarding your question in the last thread--no, you can't get rid of the line. but for what it's worth, many uncut dudes have a similar line, albeit not as a scar.
r8 me too
>>672620957
Bingo, texas
>>672619593
Sup brotha
>>672620930
*throne
Alrightie, here we go again faggots. r8 and shit, hell you know what to do by now.
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>>672620885
You can watch dis dick ride you all night long/103
>>672621077
Close, try again
>>672621019
it's a scar from where the skin was cut.
the line is literally called a circumcision scar.
>>672620420
suckaz
Roast me
>>672621148
Oh hey its you again faggot
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>>672621135
There she is!!!>>672620244
Did you get my answer to the question you asked in the last thread?
>>672620316
throne looks like the ones from masonry
>>672618625
you mean faces of cancer thread
/soc/ was literally created as a containment board for you kids, thats right, youre on the same level as ponies and /pol/
>>672621107
thanks
>>672621198
Eh ill pass. Ill be riding the bf later tonight
>>672621229
are you the dude I linked to? (the sleep deprived gayfag)
>>672621284
Nah
>>672621317
It used to be my dad's but he got a new one.
>>672620885
Hey cunt
>>672621349
Thanks for the input
>>672621468
I know that face
>>672621291
Which question was it? It 404'ed before i could answer either of them.
*sighs*
>>672621135
>know what to do
>on it
Anyone know any cattle rustlers?
>>672619772
Oh here's another reply my friend.
I edited this from a copy pasta for trip codes. And those are just usernames. In both cases you contribute nothing other than to fish for attention from equally as ugly people as you are.
>>>/soc/
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>>672621468
Fun post here >>>/soc/
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>>672621462
Whatup faggot
>>672619735
Hair band/10
>>672619797
hangs out with a lot of people to smoke after school guy
>>672619985
Jeffrey Dahmer
>>672619987
Damn Daniel back at it with the Cancer
>>672620056
Mah hand egg
>>672620098
Douch Wars
>>672620132
this guy reminds me of that wolfman movie from a while ago
>>672620233
Wolfman look a like 66k
>>672620245
That guy who tries to fit in
>>672620258
FUCKING CHAD
>>672620304
Rooster Teeth/10
>>672620316
get some different glasses
>>672620524
"woman"
>>672620885
You can watch dis dick ride you all night long/103>>672621370
Confirmed slut
>>672621385
This is just a thread I go to to take a break from the porn and dicks shoved in my face whilst trying to find a good raid
fuck off we want porn
>>672621385
yeah, lol
>>672621669
i haven't smoked in over a year, why do so many people think im a stoner?
>>672621086
>black
>that hair
what the fuck sorcery
>>672620988
Trust me it is my face everyday
>>672621592
looks like neo when he was a child.
rest in peace neo, the one
forever
>>672619797
JOSHUA
>>672621349
Implying Pol isn't closer to what /b used to be.
>>672620732
>>672621672
Im a slut because ill be fucking my boyfriend? Okay
This thread is a fucking joke. Every picture has been posted before and is clearly not their actual person. Kill yourselves
>>672621769
gotcha. and yes, you're certainly right about it being a scar. but if you don't mind saying, in what state (or general geographical region at least) were you snipped?
>>672621769
Because you don't take care of yourself and you dissapoint your family members. Don't worry you're not alone
>>>/soc/
>>672621582
Do you really think it's hot, be honest.
>WouldexercisewithuntilyouleftmebecauseIremindedyouofyourpast/10
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>>672619537
All these gods and goddesses and no timestamp
>>672621850
Glasses are sexy, moar?
>>672621602
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>>672621669
Hello fellow RT man. I accept your rate
>>672621593
Well the only thing close to a cattle rustler that I would know of would be my ex, but she gave up on me awhile ago.
>>672621987
Awww ok thanks for the honesty :)
>>672621988
honestly dunno how to timestamp first time ive gotten asked
>>672621284
Brand new whip
>>672620233
at least we know how to turn our pics so that they are not sideways you hairy poorfag
>>672622164
Write down the date on a piece of paper and take a selfie with it
>>672622165
I'll Assassin your Creed
>>672621988
Stamped for you friend.
I'm not shaving my bond villain goatee in order to get in girly clothes though, so no luck there... :/
>>672621856
Well it's not like girls really patrol 4chan unless their sluts. So yeah
>>672621951
I'm in Georgia.
Why are you so interested, lol
>>672621967
I do like to think I take care of myself.
I was just a bit tired when that picture was taken.
Blah
>>672621905
Kill yourself you nigger
>>672622628
eh, just something I'm interested in, so I ask about it. thanks for humoring me. but I wish you weren't so upset about being cut. it truly is a bit cleaner/healthier, and in my own sexual encounters w/ both kinds of dicks, it never appeared as though sexual performance were damaged or made different by it.
>>672621474
lol, proud of being cancer, nice one kid
>>672621829
it was sarcasm back then, satire. then retards who thought it was legitimate came in, thought they were in good company, and got contained
just
like
you
kids
>>672618625
Is your name dane
>>672620779
peace sign number 2
>>672620885
animussssssss/10
>>672621076
I had a simple life I woke up at 5:23 a.m. every morning with the inspiration to conquer the world of real estate
>>672621086
El Chapo's prison friend
>>672621135
pretty good hair/10
>>672621242
The "Are there really this many moderately good looking grils on 4chan?" girl
>>672621269
cheese pizza?
>>672621284
doggy
>>672621339
uhhhh business lady?
>>672621346
this guy is high and probably squints a lot
>>672621386
cat needs air
>>672621468
A hippy mixed with a basement dweller
>>672621592
so many CD's/10
>>672621698
some guy who want asian pr0n
fuckkk
My favorite pic of me.
>>672622893
HOT!
9/10!
>>672622851
I just don't like how It was done without my consent.
>>672622893
Nudess please!
>>672621784
What aboot my hair eh?
>>672622880
You're pretty autistic yourself.
>>672621784
>>672623110
fair enough. though if you could tolerate one last question--if you have any brothers, were they cut as well?
>>672622880
Pol I'd a thousand times more likely to have actual discourse ... also most of them are contrarian anyway
>>672623276
Fuck me you look like an Australian Abo Cunt.
>>672623276
Is that the faceswap shit
>>672621582
Answer mine instead. I was gonna treat you well. If you want to lose weight that'd be fine with me but I wouldn't make you feel like that's the only reason I'm with you. I wonder why you put up those pictures if you feel self conscious about your weight. Are you looking for approval or abuse?
me with random girl
>>672623421
I've seen you before
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>>672623276
Never seen a black person with facial hair or on top of their head that looks like a white persons
>>672623291
Damn, I wish I had brothers, lol.
>>672623440
Nice hat/10
>>672622975
That's not really you though ... it's also not as funny as you think even when some one does believe you.
>>672621850
cam whore?
>>672621904
the guy who takes philosophy as his major
>>672622165
some guy trying too hard to look cool.
>>672622173
pretty boy sweg
>>672622524
The AMAZING ATHEIST
>>672622682
Kurt Cobain wannabe
>>672622893
pajamas/10
>>672622912
look of worry
>>672623421
Hey I remember you. You're the animal loving cutie
>>672623276
Jesus Christ. An aboriginal sand nigger and Dune coon hybrid. How is this possible?
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>>672623440
Did you know we had a board for threads like these? Weird right?
>>>/soc/
>>672623550
Why?
>>672623534
I post here a lot
>>672623635
You're sweet.
>>672620885
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere's fatty!
>>672623276
Fucking curry teeth
>>672622910
ah fuck you know me too well
>>672623645
Years of inbreeding
>>672623678
we also have several boards for several different types of porn, all of which have their own threads up currently
sorry retard, you're just ugly
>>672620885
Do you have any fetishes? You're hot as fuck
>>672623854
AYY LMAO
>>672623745
You have a really nice body too. I love your tiny breasts
>>672619560
>stop enjoying things I don't like
>hurr durr boo hoo wah wah
>>672623906
Amazing hair/10
>>672623906
is that a wig
please let it not be a wig
>>672623854
Do u have any stds?
>>672622939
someone is jerking it to this
>>672622975
the under age
>>672623276
nice teeth/10
>>672623344
Hopsin wannabe
>>672623374
gril?
>>672623421
gril?
>>672623440
he's going to be the old guy with dementia
>>672623854
Underage & banned
Also, that cringe post
Fuck that premature balding
Dude, fucking end yourself.
>>672623421
You're hot but I want some new pics ;(
>>672623435
I mean I'm not really self conscious about my body. I know I'm fat and i know i should probably try to work on that before i keep getting bigger. Aside from that, it really doesn't bother me al that much. Does that make sense?
>>672624054
kek why?
>>672621669
What kind of glasses do you suggest? I was actually thinking to get contacts.
>>672623846
Good point this is now a porn thread
Butts.
>>672624038
10/10 ferret
>>672624038
D'aww. She's very photogenic.
From last year
>>672623703
I just do. I like the idea of having a brother, and always have.
If I did have a brother though, I'd probably have a completely different opinion, lol.
>>672624063
Emo michael jackson
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>>672623998
You're the only one. Thank you, though, I appreciate that a lot.
>>672624236
Ferit ded
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>>672622607
Wow thats....some weird logic
>>672624126
dementia? lol wat
>>672624154
Well, here's this, if you haven't seen it before.
I really should take some new pictures soon..
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>>672620316
No one has guessed where i'm from :(
How's everyone tonight?
>>672624527
>>672624261
gotcha. and regarding your point above, I do think that the "consent" argument is the strongest against having it done in infancy; but I also think it's not nearly as strong as many think. Of you're willing to grant that the benefits outweigh the risks/costs of it (as the CDC and a few other prominent medical orgs have concluded), then I'm not sure that argument holds, given how terrible it is to get that shit done after you hit puberty. Not to mention it's riskier the older you get, complication wise
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>>672624035
Thanks :) :)
>>672624542
Doing good bro
I like your hair
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>>672624247
r.i.p. in sphagetti, sphagetti
>>672624542
Sup b/ro, how's things?
>>672624187
The frame does not work with the symmetry of your head. If you stick with glasses go with a frame with a longer length... If you get glasses in person you no doubt talk to a person that does those calibrations for the frames. Ask this person they most like will help you find glasses that compliment you and make you look more confident
>>672624811
This thread needs some loli
>>672624838
god king sphagetti has returned
>>672624353
I'm not the only one, you're legit hot. And it's cute how you like animals so much...and I should stop before this gets anymore cringe filled. You have a kik?
>>672624532
turkey probably
>>672624883
Neckbeard in disguise
>>672624637
Colimbine/10
>queen spaghetti
>>672624969
>>672624622
from what i hear the risks are minuscule, and people just get it done so they dont have to spend a little extra time cleaning their child's dick etc
>>672624938
>complains about faces threads
>has loli on their computer
You are literally the ugly neckbeard stereotype
rate me faggo
>>672624838
Gorgeous pic.
>>672618625
you post this literally every night.
>>672625099
THE NEW QUEEN OF /b/!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>672624063
your parents really need to step in here and take charge of their child's life. this won't end well
Im an oldfag
>>672625109
Thanks senpai
Have some tits baka
>>672625008
Nope not even close. Do I look Turkish??
>>672625103
yeah, the risks are small. and hygiene is often cited as one reason; health being the other big (legitimate) one imho. here's a very brief article you should read:
http://well.blogs.nytimes.com/2014/04/07/circumcision-benefits-outweigh-risks-study-reports/
this is meatballs my other ferret (hes a boy)
>>672625550
Meatballs & Spaghetti was the best cartoon.
So... Do you really like me?
>>672625427
ok, israel? you do look like the mediteranian immigrants living in London
This thread is becoming a lot more interesting. And somewhat cringy.
>>672624975
No kik, currently. I think I might make one soon. I'll tell you next time you see me.
>>672625550
>spaghetti and meatballs
10/10
>>672625530
all sources are incredibly biased when it comes to this.
I don't think there are any real benefits of being cut other than like preference.
yeep
>>672625815
Niko! Cousin! It's been so long. How's the old country?!
>>672619428
Anyone care to rate?
>>672625815
i'd take you bowling
thank
>>672625909
>>672624883
Danger
>>672623536
Sike. Just a giant spic here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3tTm0odTIc
>>672625909
I can't wait
>>672625934
eh, there certainly is a good deal of bias on the Internet regarding this topic. but I don't think it's necessarily wise to disregard scientific studies. of course, studies can point both ways--but the sheer number of studies indicating benefits over the past decade have led major medical organizations to shift their stance on the procedure. why not take account of that?
>>672624165
Makes perfect sense. I think that accepting that you're fat and not being ashamed of it makes you super attractive. As I said, I think you need someone who will treat you right and respect you but also put you in your place as the submissive little girl that you are. When you have that kind of relationship you'd have the emotional strength to lose as much weight as you want since you'd stop wondering why you should in the first place. You'd do it to serve your man better.
this is now a ferret thread sorry guys
>>672626105
>Ayyyyyyy lmao
>>672625996
Roman. I can't go bowling right now...
Maybe next time.
>>672626063
I know a boy that looks like this
he's gay and he /changes gender/ back and forth every month, has a name for both genders, too
>>672625871
this fucking guy has a pullup bar. again, THIS fucking guy has a pullup bar.
>>672626201
seconding this
>>672623854
that doesn't look like your house
>>672623906
I had a friend with an Afro
>>672624063
Oh god he seeps weaboo
>>672624256
Joe Dirt
>>672624270
teenage angst brought about this hair cut
>>672624309
boobs and a dick
>>672624317
this guy is big into FPS' and loves anime
>>672624516
killer?
>>672624527
that guy who wants asian porn
>>672624542
tumblr
>>672624620
phat ass + cat
>>672624637
wannabe biker
>>672624811
fake ginger
>>672624838
WEASEL
>>672625008
NERD
>>672626184
>>672625934
>>672626105
that's what I thought. you looked like obama
rate me and my friend
>>672626265
Okay cousin...next time. I feel we are losing touch...
>>672626184
Interesting thought process you have going right there. And how much weight do you think i should lose?
>>672625550
Did they stink?
>>672625839
Nope. I have some Italian ancestry but I never thought I look mediterranean, that's a new one.
>>672626394
>FPS
only tf2
>Anime
no, not yet. i don't hate myself that much
>>672626417
> Meanwhile at the deli, the manwhore sells his own brand of meat and cheese.
>>672619000
her arm...
>>672626417
what's worst is there's two hairs growing on the shaft. nasty
>>672626453
do u know her name? i think i used to fuck that girl.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.

once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch? or start a chubby girl thread?

this was the song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2dsGeGzxTs
>>672626163
ive seen a lot saying it's good, and a lot saying it's bad.
It doesn't really matter thoguh, as im a gay male who has already had it done, there's literally nothing I can do about it, and I won't have kids to consider having it done to.
>>672626417
This only happens when the man never washes their schlong.
Most people actually have personal hygiene :^)
>>672626647
What up dog?
>>672626540
Not her, but if ferrets are spayed (as they typically are, in the U.S.) and well cared for/maintain the correct diet, they typically don't smell any worse than cats or dogs. It's relatively more difficult to give ferrets the best diet possible though, compared to dogs or cats.
>>672626453
reason you were friend zoned/10
>>672626540
they dont
>>672626778
fair enough. if you're all dickered out from discussing this topic, I shall pester you no further. just wish you'd reconsider being unhappy about it, that's all. whatever mistakes your parents may have made when raising you, I don't think this was one of em
>>672619000
Her arm and head would better suit your body
>>672626604
do u speak parseltongue
i would post my face but you fgts save pics and reupload
>>672626939
Oh God, why do you always do this? So many times, I've seen you start spamming spiderman pics literally just as the bump limit is reached. It serves no purpose, unless you're deluded enough to think this will discourage people from making a new thread (it will not)
>>672627033
I would still rather just not having it done.
>>672627159
a lot of people have my face saved, anon, it's not too big of a deal. if you don't want to deal with strange people, go back to liberal retard land
ferret bread now
>>672625099
WEASEL
>>672625127
photo shopped
>>672625285
Chav
>>672625391
Newfag
>>672625421
boobs
>>672625550
that's not the only long furry thing she likes
>>672625871
lacking a chromosome
>>672625909
WEASEL
>>672625942
depression
>>672626063
overbite/10
>>672626105
he seems to be in the bathroom
>>672626201>>672626271
>>672626357
WEASEL
>>672618625
8/10 Solid filipino style face/tan, nothing especially amazing but better than most.
>>672618929
7/10
you need more hair to balance your strong face, ever play rugby? you could make an amazingly hot rugby boy.
>>672619105
Soft features, decent skin, 6/10
>>672619314
Boyish good looks and messy hair 7/10
>>672619341
4/10, bit of a missmatch of features, sorry
>>672619428
nice friendly latino guy, chubby but fun, 7/10
>>672627376
Cute & adorable
>>672627401
I forgot all about that show!
>>672627401
Yeah I was in the bathroom. Was taking a dookie
>>672627401
I only like fur on my ferrets
>>672627045
i dont need to when they're this cute
>>672627560
> jew shit
>>672627604
>i dont need to
Muggle confirmed
>>672627401
im not photoshopped you fucking fuck
:DDDD
>>672627323
men still color their hair? i thought that was over once eminem stopped bleaching his hair
>>672627691
oy vey, you sound like you're forgetting about the 6 gorillion
im sorry but I gave my ferret icecream (no I didnt eat it after)
>>672627534
i took that pic. just walked in to fuck this guy's gf w/o a condom. he wasn't happy.
>>672627847
Naturally blond...
>>672627704
i might be a muggle but at least my snakes like me
>>672626417
cheese
>>672626453
he is going to skin and eat her
>>672626474
>>672626566
WEASEL
>>672626604
my mistake... He is the guy you go to school with and is oddly quite in class but with his friends is a total raging faggot.
>>672626647
actual wolfman
>>672626652
depression 55% towards suicide
>>672626871
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>>672627376
WEASEL
>>672627323
looks like a dad who cheats on his wife
>>672627942
Looks like a ferret named Deagle.
