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#Hillary2016
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>>711057480
i guess that's right
i'm pretty tired and kind of skipped over that part in my mind
>>711057526
thank you
>>711057712
Trump's 54% there.
>>711057712
hey wat I'm sorry I called you a cuck earlier dude you're a good guy and we've been friends for too long for this petty shit
I'm not good people
>>711057775
it's ok I'm "tired" too
>>711057736
>fuck off from the chan
you're very right, dude
guys I'm sorry I have to leave you all, I'm really happy that you guys have been my friends all these long years, I'm a dick a lot of the time but it's because I think you're all precious to me and I just want you to be perfect in my lunatic megalomaniac mind
I'm sorry for all the times I did you all wrong
>>711056749
>wait also that's statistically not true people with higher incomes
With higher median _family_ incomes. Look at the actual working professional population. It's quite the different landscape. We're a state with retired fucks and grand children who live off their estates. It's fucking stupid. No one in any of the major population centers voted Red, and that's for a reason.
None of the people who work 40+ hours a week. No one that I know who makes 90k+ a year voted for Trump. Honestly fuck this state. I specifically know people who fall into that "higher income" bracket who don't do _anything_. They live in poshy villages and have houses that could sink my investments but they don't do _anything_. They can go fuck themselves.
Just to sample from my own group of people, here's a list of groups that I personally know who were against Trump:
* Software Engineers
* Electrical Engineers
* Doctors
* Lawyers
* Social Workers
I know a _minority_ of people who were for Trump, and they're all generally nobody's from my younger days. Granted anecdotal, but look at the population centers that are _actually_ productive economically speaking. It's not some fluke.
And then there's fucking Amendment #1. I voted against every one of our justice's just because they allowed that thing to go through. What a bunch of unmitigated bullshit. In a twist of irony, the amendment that the GOP passed a few ago is so far preventing #1 from going through, so they fucked themselves. It's still ridiculous it got more than 30% of the vote.
So here's a list of things Florida hates based our dumb fuck counties:
* People who actually work
* Sustainable energy
* Sane social policies
Also:
>using exit polls
Please do not.
At least we have marijuana passing.
>>711056748
It's always worth it, at least to make people see there is support for something.
>>711058073
you've drank too though, i haven't had any intoxications even though I had money to
cya
Hello again gents.
>>711058138
Graduate in December of 2014 with a geology MS like me and become borderline suicidal sitting at home hating yourself at your parents house.
>>711058073
It's cool, I've been called worse, besides I'm a total cuck
>>711058073
Hang in there, buddy.
I'm getting treatment for that now
clearly I missed something in these threads
>>711058610
nothing of value was lost
>>711058610
SF called me a cuck for voting for Stein, someone had a stroke from trying to kill themselves, gay furry porn and election 2016
So, nope, you missed nothing
>>711058765
Need moar porn
>>711058857
Fuck no, I'm no faggot
>>711058765
yeah pretty much sums this place up.
>>711058765
>stein
Oh fucking 2016 just take me already.
>>711058947
Just close your eyes and pretend.....
>>711057506
I've seen so revolting furry porn on the /b/ but that's got be the most revolting
i like to imagine he is spinning around like he's on a record player
>>711059049
Why have I not played This War of Mine before?
>>711059175
weak
>>711059049
Well it was either her or Clinton, and I figured Clinton's Hawkish nature weighed out Steins slight quack science stance.
>>711059153
Why would I have to pretend, I like dudes, but I ain't a faggot
>>711059049
I'll take you~
>>711059274
because your previous rig was a shit
>>711059286
ok power bottom
>>711059341
Oh yeah, thanks for reminding me.
>>711059371
Oh hell no, I'm a total sub, I just also like chicks
oh hi badj
>>711059411
now it can be put behind you
>>711059508
oh god here we go with the labels and their correct categories again
>>711059508
hawt
>>711059309
badj make me hurt till I don't think about anything else
>>711059659
I was kidding relax
Snuffles hi
Also Wat
>>711059580
I'm sure there's a lewd double meaning to this.
>>711059717
I'll make you hurt in all the right ways~
>>711059508
>femdom
>>711059872
Stuff me until I can't talk
>>711059872
replace it with I
I'm too high for this shit
>>711060098
no you're not
badj I have so much free time and nothing to do with them halp me
>>711060009
so sxe
I'm too high and drunk for this shit, and I don't smoke or drink
>>711060199
florida went solidly trump
>Nate Silver literally using Plan B of his election forecasts because we're fucking retarded
SOMEONE PUNCH ME IN THE FACE
funny
>>711060076
You're into femdom.
>I know us bitches can be touchy, but these threads are for masturbation, not political emaciation
Here's some porn to shut you up... unless you're actively sucking a dick... don't hurt that dick
Yay.
This is now about airplane dicks.
>>711060590
no one asked you
>>711060553
I mean, that's one of my fetishes
>>711058300
why borderline suicidal?
>>711060399
I am so ashamed it's not even funny.
Also, Vermin Supreme for El Presidente
GET FUCKED, CUCK
>>711060590
Really? Because I remember this happening last election, dumbass
>>711060812
I like you a little more now
>>711059893
lel
>>711060773
Because 7 years of college were flushed down the toilet by a market collapse and now I can only get seasonal retail jobs because I'm "overqualified" for everything else, and there are zero actual geology jobs.
I need to get out of this fucking house away from my micromanaging mother.
>>711060773
No never go full suicidal... It's good to have murder suicide as an option
>>711060833
The body of a woman, and the face of scott pilgram....
>Trump is president now
Despair, the end of the world, I see the rising phoenix in my dreams~
>>711060918
Oh my....
>>711060003
I can't do that from thousands of miles away.
>>711060009
O-oh my~
>>711060199
Come visit me. I'll introduce you to someone special~
>>711060590
maybe no
this can't be happening
>>711060949
but there's plenty of work for geologists nowadays. Career opportunities have been increasing for a few years now
>>711061067
mewwwwwwwwwwww
Why do spamfags try so hard
>>711060909
There are two settings for liking me
>attempted murder
>and screwing me
I will leave the condoms on the window sill, and you can figure out what to do with them
Over a year, still think about ex and haven't had another guy since.
Help?
>>711061412
Suck a tailpipe
>>711061177
once again 4chan impresses me
and scares me all at once
>>711061067
yus~
>>711061412
stop being in relationships
you'll thank me later
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
>>711061504
Nah.
goodnight
someone fucking just kill me fucking CHRIST
>>711061669
goodnight newfriend ^^
>>711061659
Then shut the fuck up
IT'S AN AWOOOOOOOOVEMENT!~
>>711061412
Don't those piercings hurt for both parties?
>>711061412
hookup with someone?
>>711061177
Plane bondage. Never thought I'd see that.
>>711061877
Nope.
>>711061906
I hear it's good for the sub, ambiguous for the dom.
>>711061183
You understand that the major oil companies went from hiring 100-200 geologists a year to 3 right? Like the graduating class of the top oil school is only 1/3 employed rounding up. The industry was gutted.
>>711061790
No, only butt touching.
>>711061954
Probably.
>>711062108
>oil
there's your fucking problem
>>711057506
KYS faggot
>>711061790
Don't invoke Jesus. It takes Jesus 4 seconds to get to earth.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeknTzuHxnw
>>711062010
I can imagine for the sub if the piercing is smooth, but the penis pull for the top... ugh
>>711062261
Well then there's your answer anon.
>>711061906
I have a prince albert and to be honest you really gotta yank on it for it to even begin to hurt. Haven't been with anyone since I got it though. It puts you in a rough place because if you "advertise" or mention it lots of undesireables crawl out of the woodwork...
>>711062280
I have 2 hydro courses for environmental and OSHA 40 hour HAZWOPER certification and I still can't get shit. Short of an MS specifically tailored towards environmental, you can't do better than that.
1/4th of the people I went to grad school with have a job. It's pathetic.
>>711062391
Hmmm good point
>>711062334
I have a prince albert. I haven't been with a guy with it yet, but it can take some abuse lol.
![1313262721753[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/oiBjyzc.jpg "1313262721753[1].jpg")
>>711062334
>I can imagine for the sub if the piercing is smooth, but the penis pull for the top... ugh
This makes sense.
>>711061204
WEM
>>711061521
~
>>711062861
:DDDDDDD hi
>>711062758
I have a prince albert and weirdly enough if you pull on it a bit it feels REALLY good when you're half up, but then you do that and you become fully up, and then it's not. It's a trick lol.
Par for the course really.
>>711062861
tilde x2
![1319159653174[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/lowTJPY.jpg "1319159653174[1].jpg")
Just wondering, how many here are submissive?
>>711063271
No one
>>711062987
:-DDD benis :DD
>>711063101
Wow, well aren't you going places.
>>711063271
Quite possibly 90% of all here
god dammit its going to be unbearable living in this fucking state now
moreso than before
>>711063390
I swear almost everybody around here is.
>>711062993
how does it feel when it's inside?
I do not believe one bit that there are more bottoms than tops.
>>711063308
That face is just funny.
i want to see California light up red and then go to sleep
>>711063465
many a places
its over
trump 2016
>>711063695
Try coming to Buffalo. Bottoms to tops are literally 50:1
yeah theres definitely more tops than bottoms
>>711063614
Nope
>>711063695
I do
>>711063726
Never gonna happen, if Trump was from Cali, maybe, but it's not gonna happen
Switches don't count.
>>711063840
lol
Bye.
>>711063726
ye
>>711063465
beenis where?!?
So who actually took a hold of their rights and voted?
>>711063823
Lying
>>711063829
k
>>711063829
it's but a dream
>>711064083
if i was american i'd have already voted Trump
I took my rights and threw them into a compost heap
Procrastination reigns.
Ugh. I should have dropped that class when i saw she was asian...i have a terrible track record with Asians.
>>711064083
I was unregistered but tried to.
>>711063658
I haven't been with a guy since I've gotten it.
You don't really feel it normally unless it's tugged on slightly. Basically it doesn't enhance the feeling, it just adds an extra plaything.
Can it be 2020 already?
>>711064215
that's one hell of a juxtaposition >>711064232
that's fuckin' cool
>>711064368
kanye west for president
>>711064196
Such pride.
>>711064194
But you're not and as such shall never be graced with the golden curtain that shall be unfurling across this nation. Might be able to touch the tassels though.
>>711064481
i bought a MAGA hat though
does that count
>>711064355
hmmm... I wonder how it feels to take it
sword fighting must be fun
Something I drew a while ago.
>>711064422
everyone loves a slinky
/r/ing some cub up in here
>>711064668
Suck a tailpipe
>>711064542
I would loooooove to try trust me.
>>711064352
YES
I love it.
>>711064296
I forgot to register and didn't even want to throw my hat in with this lot.
Bad moons all around.
>>711064668
Thanks Cali
>>711064806
such as it is.
OH well!
>>711064741
you first:)
>>711064789
>Folha De S.Paulo
eta porra
>>711064647
Everyone loves the penis too... even lesbians.
>>711064784
most guys would
>>711064888
>>711064789
are you the creator of this image?
>>711065062
I'm going to doubt on that sentiment.
>>711065125
>>711065066
>>711064888
190 CLINTON TRUMP BTFO
>>711065062
Their wish could be granted if they like really skinny guys and I could get out of this house lol
very funny election
Republicans are going to gain a majority in both the House and Senate and Trump is going to win.
R.I.P. America
this country is fucking stupid
>>711065416
>>711065446
ahahahhahahahaha praise kek.
trump won
>>711065218
I'm going to doubt your sentience
>>711065446
My entire family is hard line republican, and they want Trump to die in a carpet bombing of whatever that is he calls hair.
i wish i could get a snapshot of hillary's face at 270
>>711065642
many do
oh my god he's winning
this is amazing
washington is red right now I'm dyin
>>711063271
I am. 100% only take it up the butt.
depressing
>>711065866
amazing
>>711065790
Texas was Blue for awhile, early numbers don't mean much for the most part
>>711063528
Diamond Ryze OTP.gif
Well this is fucking interesting
>>711065725
I think this is accurate>>711065066
omfg
I didn't even think he'd get to 200
still holding my breathe like i've done since Nov '15
>>711065790
i was in one of the two blue counties in my state, out of about 120.
>>711065987
haha
NYT is calling it for Trump.
http://www.nytimes.com/elections/forecast/president
You know I think the worst thing about this is it's making Katia happy.
>>711065790
You'd love the election map from the last governor's election in Illinois. The current guy barely won, and all of state was red except Cook County (Chicago and some suburbs around it). It was hilarious.
>95%
>>711065790
Those goddamn hipsters
Not that Trump was really my guy, but Hillary is terrible. I'm gonna love basking in her follower's tears this coming week.
>>711066516
Seattle's not in yet, it's gonna go blue
Trump just took away Wisconson... the "blue wall" she needed for a backstop.
>>711066664
yeah
2 off from being evil get
Now, Iowa for Trump. 32 away.
really surprised trump is winning arizona
>>711066815
I think california was her back up in case it bombed, which it did.
Katia make a new thread so I can shitpost more efficiently
>>711067092
Pretty sure both parties considered California to be a Dem given. I don't think and GOP candidate took it since Reagan.
It's up to Michigan and Arizona. If Trump wins either with Wisconsin, he wins
