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zac how tall are you
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6 foot 1
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You don't get to be a demon because you failed demon school
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>>710348897
Then you're an ultra-faggot.

>>710348929
pls don't make me jelly
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>>710348305
Well it's a bunch of things.
First was that it bubbled between band and body.
Then the bubble got bigger and hit a edge.
That edge grew until all the contact glue came off and the screws were the only things holde it.
Then the band fell broke off the screws.
I've had it for 2years so i got some good use from it.
>>710348320
In large enough quantities it is. but that can be said by everything too.
It's very nice and smells good too. Try it mate.
>>710348476
Drink up then WEM.
Yo eat fudge again today?
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>>710348847
who is that artist? perfect
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>>710348986
i did not eat any today but i had some cookies.
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>>710348929
FUCK
1 INCH OFF AGAIN

>>710348958
I'm pretty sure you don't go to school for it

>>710348986
I don't trust anything from australia personally but if you say so

tbh I had kangaroo meat once and that shit was lit

>>710349035
the secret cave
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>>710349114
ty
and what do you mean 1 inch off?
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How much do you fags think a furcoat would be if the things were real? I'd say like $20 each cause it'll be less labor because the arm holes and shit would already be there and all you'll have to do is skin the fucker then harvest the meat for burgers and steak.
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>>710348972
no im not
i want to be forced into it
and only get fucked by fem looking things
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>>710349161
I realized earlier today that falco is exactly 6'2
fox is 5'8, I am 5'8, I ship fox and falco mad hard, it turned into a fantasy really fast

but you're 6'1 and caitlyn is 6'3 so everything's ruined
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>>710349161
He thought you had a bigger penis
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>>710348986
at least it lasted a long time. how do the newer versions look?
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>>710348986
>>710349092
>>710348662
Look at me missing the new thread again. Sup boys?
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murr murr I'm a fur
rub my paws and make me purr
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>>710349207
Then you're a mega-ultra-faggot.
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>>710349306
hiuuuuuuuu
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Apparently broken Nef is 5'9"
I do not know how tall normal Nef is.

>>710349114
That's what you think, and that is why you don't get to be a demon. You didn't even go to demon school. You would be the WORST demon
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>>710349207
>i want to be forced into it
>want
you're fucking gay holy shit this could not be more simple

>>710349288
naw my explanation is even worse than that
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>>710349363
>>710349388
Uhuh yeah, okay, I understand :p
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>>710349314
stop calling me names
im getting hard

im straight but i just get bored easily
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>>710349383
Fuck you man I'll be the best self taught demon EVER.

Also broken nef might just be normal nef at this point.
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>>710349453
how you doing
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>>710349092
Cant tell if that one is a fat cheetah or a normal one with muzzle smashed in.
>>710349114
I did say it was quite gamey and smelly. I don't even have it.
>>710349290
Much better, it's the same width from top to bottom this time so it should fit much better.
They also made the bands replacable too. So that's a plus.
>>710349306
That's cause you are exercising right? RIGHT!?!?
>>710349311
Nice rymthm' there.
MOAR!
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>>710349468
I bet you wish you were getting fucked by little 5'2" 105lb me, don't you?
Faggot.
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>>710349389
You and your math....
I don't get it
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>>710349475
>Also broken nef might just be normal nef at this point.
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>>710349559
I don't remember it smelling bad but last time I had it was like a decade ago so

>>710349586
isn't math relevant to whatever you're doing in college

>>710349588
hey if it helps broken nef is still taller than me so
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>>710349571
I'm getting so flustered

It looks so big...
I'm so much taller than you but I just want to submit to it..
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>>710349511
Got a cold it seems, coincidentaly right on the fuckin day I have a meeting at the employment office ;c I think it's the draft from having no hair. Yourself?
>>710349559
That, or I could be a bit tired :P How you doing?
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>>710349453

>>710349559
just an ugly chee~
i did go for a ride today though, went ok. legs felt like jello
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>>710349712
Bend over, faggot.
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>>710349559
do you use it for runs or daily step count and stuff?

>>710349736
pretty good. have to do some writing for an assignment in a bit. you're bald now?
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>>710349681
I was more concerned about the permanently broken thing than my height. I might exercise but I do not go to /fit/
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>>710349681
I got a 95% on my midterm that's worth 50% of my math grade.
I don't know how statistically likely you are to find that one man outlier of 6'2" to be your big gay husbando.
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>>710349853
of course you don't go to /fit/, you get laid

can you exercise under the current circumstances though?

>>710349888
I'll just date zac and make him wear shoes with 1 inch heels at all times.
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>>710349749
I can't even handle two fingers..

I can't believe how hard I'am
but I just want to be a goodboy
please be gentle
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>>710349468
dude. just think about it.
you get fucked. you enjoyed it.
you really enjoyed it.
you go home thinking nothing about life,
except that you liked it so damn much.
then you settle down, and you thirst.
then you want some more.
but no, you're straight, gotta flirt with those cuties.
but wait, no girl ever made you cum so hard.
what's a boy to do? go chase more girls? yeah but that's not what you really want in the sheets.
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>>710349736
My forearms feel huge!!
I love the pump in my fore arms. It does make it hard to write but.
>>710349738
*kisses
Good kitty! I bet they feel like that because you been in potato mode for too long. Have some meats and try again on Saturday.
>>710349845
Both actually. Use it for the step as i'm in office enviroment and use it to trackcalories burned and put my meal plan in there too as it does macros.
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>>710349956
>I can't even handle two fingers..
Pathetic.
Beggars can't be choosers, boy. But I'll be gentle because I'm a nice guy.
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>>710349738
Silly retarded foxie~
>>710349845
More or less, it wasn't really in the options, and it got FUCKING ASYMMETRICAL after all!
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>>710349952
Oh I bet he would love that.
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dash what happened with that dude you were gonna date fam

>>710350055
and a plastic costume beak
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>>710349170
Weren't you a villain in Totally Spies?
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>>710349940
>one hand
>Grip folded
>Stock folded
>Safety on
Kys
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>>710350118
Ok now you're going too real
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>>710349952
Fuck no. I'll be doing physio though. Hopefully they can give me some exercises to properly strengthen the fucked up areas so this is less likely to happen again.
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>>710350166
But dat trigger discipline.
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>>710349237
ill probably be 6"2 soon enough, still growing :^)
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>>710350034
yeah i havent biked in maybe 3 weeks. i cant go saturday though because i work :c

>>710350047
he not retarded!
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>>710350034
whatcha up to?

>>710350047
how are you asymmetrically bald?
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>>710349995
This is actually getting me so horny, I'm like dripping pre
You guys coercing me is making it so much hotter too :(
I'm normally not submissive with girls at all
its so strange

>>710350040
Would you help me get warm after I'm cold and shivering with your cum inside of me?
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>>710349170
Realistically they would have either been made extinct ages back, or reclassed as humans in most countries with all the rights that come with that.

We already have rights for animals, and a sapient humanoid species would be above those.
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>>710350166
I'm not sure how you can tell the stock's folded

>>710350215
Well if it's your spine I'm not sure how exactly that works

>>710350206
SHUT UP THIS IS ~MY~ BIZARRE FANTASY

>>710350233
just don't get any taller than that ok
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>>710350233
Yeah but you're growing sideways, not upwards
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>>710350118
I found out he's gay, but he has a boyfriend. However, his bf is only 15, so there's definitely a chance between us. I also showed him my BD toy and gave him the sticker that came with it. Fucker put it on his laptop and I laugh every time I see it. Ah, he's so perfect.

>>710350290
Of course, baby. Anything for you.
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>>710350321
If the muscles around it are stronger it won't have to take so much weight.

It's a support thing.
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>>710350224
No kevlar, magazines, nades, helmet, sidearm radio, gloves, pads and on top loose clothing
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>>710350034
I'd ask you to flex for me but I'd rather not get wet before heading to the employment office :P
>>710350247
Well, it's just really short if we put it that way
>>710350243
But that's the way I like him!
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>>710350321
Bro you best be trippin if you think that's just bizarre
>Why only stop at the beak?
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>>710350384
15 and not legal here I should add. He didn't seem to care too much to talk about him. Makes me wonder.

>>710350407
k
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>>710350384
is this like a fetish

a small cute femboy dominating and big spooning a taller athletic guy?
its so perfect
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>>710350467
Yes, it is. Luckily for you, I'm actually quite dominant and like submissive tall guys.
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>>710350384
>his bf is only 15
ohhhhh dear

I don't remember getting a sticker with my bd toy I'd definitely stick that on something for a giggle

>>710350429
there might be feathers taped to his butt too

>>710350389
Yeah I imagine some of the relevant muscles might be atrophied from sitting in a chair all day on the computer
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>>710350243
go ride to work then. do threy have showers at work?
>>710350247
It's my pull day.
Deadlifts.
pull-ups
chin-ups
rows
hammer curls
bicep curls
planks

You think i'm not doing enough?
>>710350424
I flex all the time, just not in front of cameras or mirrors and stuff like that.
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>>710350321
If it's not, then it's too short for practicality
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>>710350522
I'm not going to try anything, but I'd really like to be with him. I guess I really am in love with him.
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>>710350424
whatcha up to?

>>710350527
ummm I'm not sure. do you feel like you should be doing more?
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Unless you are buff - being tall is a minus to your attractiveness.
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>>710350321
deal, give me the falco cosplay
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>>710350519
is there name for it

Girls dont make me feel this way and the dildo picture made me feel so slutty :(
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>>710350438
Stop triggering me, I cant fucking stand this edgy gun shit if they dont work swat gear
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>>710350424
noooooo
i am going to bed. niniinininni~

>>710350527
like no places have showers unless its a heavy industrial work place. and works a 5 minute walk from home
i am bed meow see ya~
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>>710350522
Yeah, exactly.
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>>710350566
it could be collapsed, not folded, which would be typical for an AR stock and actually not that unusual for cqb anyway

>>710350623
Lovers in love, ooo~

>>710350648
>butthurt manlet detected

>>710350671
excellent

>>710350691
I should start exercising more regularly while I'm still not as old as you
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>>710350522
Good, maintain that momentum

>>710350527
I think you're doing plenty
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>>710350740
Also don't get fucked up on a motorbike. That's a big thing.
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>>710350527
All the time? That sounds quite tiring
>>710350690
Goodnighty *pet
>>710350635
Nothing really, just waiting till it's time to leave, you?
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>>710350678
I'm not sure, but as a guitar fag, I'm going to use the name of some guitar strings: skinny top, heavy bottom.

>>710350680
k

>>710350740
I'm not sure if he thinks the same way though. I don't know how to go about that. Maybe ask him about his bf?
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>>710350740
That's the word, c o l l a p s e d
Fuck, English's my second language
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>>710350740
I am a manlet, but the point still stands. If you don't have enough muscle, being tall makes you either goofy like a clown or disgusting like a drug addict.
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>>710350519
Ohh man I want one of you, I'm 6"5' so there's no way I'm going to a lil femboi
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>>710350806
this sounds great but in reality Id be so nervous to do this
Id need like a confident femboy to take me by the hand and kiss me in public
This is too much
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>>710350678
I think you just need to take the corn dog test, and we'll know the root of the problem.
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>>710350951
Whats the corn dog test anon
this is all new to me
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>>710350765
like in the ONLY GOOD SMASH GAME BECAUSE THE OTHER THREE DON'T FUCKING HAVE IT

>>710350800
what's the context for all these images by the way

>>710350806
see if I were in your position, which I've never been in since I don't fall in love, I would take the seeds of apathy that already exist in his brain apropos his present relationship and water them liberally

>>710350888
folding/collapsible are different types of stocks, folding is more common on AK variants whereas basically every m4/ar has a collapsible stock

>>710350895
I don't think a skinny tall dude looks any goofier than a skinny 5'10 dude, it's all about proportions

and nothing looks sillier than a manlet, of any body type
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>>710350635
Well it's not somthing i ask myself all the time. I will review my progess after xmas. see if i'm missing something or not.
Do you do chin-ups every session?
>>710350648
Yeah, if you're skelly and lanky tall really fucks your attractivness up even more.
>>710350690
awwwww.. Nini Katten <3
>>710350765
You think? It's only 7 exercises. Only twofor my core though.
How are you sppon?
>>710350805
Well to move, breath and basiclly live you need to flex. otherwise you are algae. XD
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>>710351020
A bunch are just chinese phrases or double meanings.

This one for instance - chrysanthemum is a euphemism for your butthole. So she's saying she's gonna tear up your asshole.
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>>710351050
That's not quite what I meant, smartass :p
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>>710350937
And? Tall femboys are great too. If you noticed the red-haired character I was posting earlier, he's 6'4 and that's one of the reasons I love him so much.

>>710350950
I'd do it. It takes a while to get used to such a change in sexuality. I'm 19 and have known that I liked dicks since I was about 10, and only this year have I started to accept myself and come out of the closet.

>>710351020
You say that now, but I thought the same until I met him.
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>>710351001
We just need to see how much you can fit in, and if you want to fit in more.

>>710351020
I thought brawl had good momentum, zippy air dodges and combat rolls a plenty.

>>710351050
Well it's more exercises than I would do.
I'm good just getting ready to sleep soon, big guy. How's the Straya?
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>>710350805
finishing a soft copy for a writing project. gonna make breakfast in a bit then head to class

>>710351050
yes, but they are mostly negatives
do you mostly make your workout larger or smaller
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>>710351165
What was the name of that bad dragon you have?
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>>710351191
Mmm, bekfust
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>>710351107
that's the most flattering name for a butthole I've ever heard and it's kinda hot tbh

>>710351133
Hey I'm not ruling out the possibility entirely, but the machinations apply regardless.

Then, since he might be the type to become bored of relationships, try and make him emotionally dependent on you.

>>710351170
b-but fox is top tier

>>710351165
it literally doesn't work in brawl you fucking idiot piece of garbage
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>>710351165
Femboys forcing something into my ass and holding my hand sounds like paradise

>>710351133
please put me in stockings and make me your housewife
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>>710351256
I may do that.

>>710351285
I will, cutie. Want to wear mine? They're pretty long so they'd look good on you.
... You know what else is long?
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>>710351256
nah he's fuckboy tier
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>>710351256
This one means porn browsing.
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>>710351329
We're not good people, noooo~

>>710351368
TOP
TIER
THE BEST CHARACTER

>>710351378
I don't think I understand the chinese
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>>710351020
> it's all about proportions

Exactly. Long as hell legs and arms makes you look like an ayy lmao if you are skinny.
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>>710351452
I'm aware.
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>>710351329
You dressing me up and then feeling your cum inside of me makes feel emotional for some reason
I promise I'd be such a good boy for you
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>>710351250
I'm gonna make eggs and hashbrowns
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>>710351461
I suppose the corollary to that is that really tall people look better chubby than short people do. And naturally, everyone looks better fit.

>>710351481
I'm just singing here.
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>>710351514
It's the feeling of love that you can never get from a woman.
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>>710351452
top tier cockwarmer maybe
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>>710351452
It's because certain words sound very similar.

Sort of like how the number 4 is super unlucky because it sounds like death.
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>>710351525
Brownies made out of hasch?
I'll show myself out

>>710351525
>>710351050
I'll be going now, see you dudes
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>>710351130
Well you should've said posing then :)
Hows the employment office going to work for you?
>>710351165
Lots of shit about the lack of government action. which i think is good as they only make it worse. I don't think a single piece of signifigant legislation has passed both houses yet. Infact the senate was complaining about lack of work. How's UK?
>>710351191
Ahh well it's a start, when you stop yourself from moving you'll be 1-week or two away from doing chin-ups :) Keep at it Jeff.
Well i usally make it more volume in total. so if i fail a tthe heavy weights i drop the weightanddo more reps. that way i should keep my exercise at a increasing rate.
>>710351632
Ahh nightman.
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>>710351603
well yeah that too obviously

top tier in tournaments bottom bitch in bed

>>710351604
you know more about chink culture than I would've guessed
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>>710351559
I want a jealous femboy who convinces me girls are disgusting
Could you like grope me and grab me all the time too
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>>710351682
Hopefully good! Speaking of which, it's time to head out, byebye
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>>710351644
Sorry I tagged the wrong person before. What kind of bad dragon do you have?
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>>710351632
see ya banana man
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>>710351213
Duke

>>710351256
So feisty over a superior game~

>>710351285
Well it's official, you're a huge fag.
Congrats
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subbby post butt
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>>710351717
so you want a guy to dom and treat you like a girl while looking like a girl himself?
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>>710351544
> tall people look better chubby

True, if you mean chubby, and not freaking obese. Because with the politically correct bullshit the word "chubby" is used towards those who are beyond salvation.

Those who are fucking fat, and are tall, they look like mountains of grease.
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>>710351684
I work at a fucking casino, dude

These little cunts don't even have the number 4 when it comes to buildings

1st floor
2nd floor
3rd floor
5th floor

38th floor
39th floor
50th floor
51st floor
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better than tinder! plentyyy of horny sluts of your city on http://likn.de/QxN
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>>710351759
I'm like 90% sure you've seen it before

>>710351782
obese people should be dragged out and shot fam

>>710351798
Oh right it WOULD be a chinese casino, I forgot about that shit in aus
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>>710351770
is that bad
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>>710351717
Of course, baby.

>>710351740
Kippy the Caline.
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>>710351682
Uh I think you must be confusing me for someone else, I'm an American.

Also I hope they finally get you real human internet over there.
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>>710351820
It's not a Chinese casino, they just come here all the time because their entire nation is addicted to gambling

Not only are they addicted to gambling, but they have no casinos in China. It's illegal outside of the horse races. So all those rich Chinese cunts come to other countries to spend all their money gambling.
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>>710351820
it is nice though
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>>710351914
it's actually funny how into gambling gooks and nips and chinks are, the only category of crime they're overrepresented in in America is gambling crime

>>710351966
it's not for threads, I don't do that

just for special friends like yourself :]
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>>710351798
fuck no wonder everything they build falls over and kills people. they just skip part of the numbers.
>>710351880
Oh... i thought you werethe guuys thatavatars as jake from zootopia.
mybad.
I got 100/40mbits fiber to my house internet. best in Australia and prolly better than what you have :)
>>710351914
What was the stats of money gambled on Melbourne Cup?
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>>710352004
wow what a faggot
*heart*
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>>710351848
I can't believe I like this so much

Do you have more irl/dildo pics
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>>710351682
yeah, it feels great
how long have you been modifying and expanding your current routine?
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>>710352061
don't tell anyone tho
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>>710352007
Dunno. I've been crippled since Monday and didn't go to work on Tuesday

>>710352004
It's a big cultural thing. Also, unless they're super westernized, often it's a big family thing. Less likely to go with friends and more likely to bring the kids.
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>>710352004
Wow he doesn't even play melee and you would give it to him, I see how it is.

>>710352007
Heh simliar names.
And yea that's better than mine by about 4.5mbits, so that's impressive.
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>>710352069
That is pretty much the only one. I have one more decent one.
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>>710352114
dont worry I wont
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HEY EVERYONE SUBBY IS A BIG FAT STUPID HOMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>710352151
its gigantic

It wouldnt be able to fit, not even close
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>>710352147
I've never given you buttpix before?

>>710352142
that's truly bizarre, gambling is definitely not considered a family event around here

>>710352199
thanks frie-

>>710352220
I'll fucking cut you
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>>710352220
rude
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>>710352249
Nope
You did give me a tummy shot when you were drunk though
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>>710352247
It's not really that big. I'm just very small. Keep in mind that I'm only 5'2" and 105lbs, and have equally small hands. The shaft is only about 5.5" in circumference and the knot is 7.5". You can take it with enough time and lube.
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6'2"
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>>710352249
Well you gotta remember China is all extremely inclusive. I mean it's true everywhere, but moreso there. Family > Self > Friends > Community > Country > Everything else

Family comes before anything else, to the point where you could let someone die rather than inconvenience them.
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>>710352298
o-oh

talk to me when I'm drunk again ok

>>710352369
chinks actually disgust me, they seem subhuman in a dramatic way
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>>710352316
What is a knot
I would need a bucket of lube to even touch that
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>>710352274
shut up homo

>>710352249
you are being a total nibi right now
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>>710352436
Which is why working in a casino has made me racist.
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>>710352469
A knot is the bulge at the bottom of the shaft in dogs. It swells up inside a bitch so they lock together and she gets pregnant.
Their cum lube is really slick. It wouldn't take that much, but I promise I'll be easy for you.
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>>710352316
> I'm only 5'2

Jesus, and i thought that my 5'8 are bad. Are you asian or something? Or just a gnome?
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>>710352508
that's like the best way to stop me doing whatever I'm currently doing, just saying that

>>710352517
webms on the internet made me racist against chinese people
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>>710352517
oh hey nef
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>>710352570
I know, its surprisingly effective
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>>710352563
Just really unlucky. Very poor diet and complete lack of exercise growing up, shitty genetics, and general bad luck caused it. My dad is 5'7 and my mom is 5'3. I actually really hate being so small.
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>>710352570
Damn them

>>710352637
Mornin bby
sup?
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>>710352508
make me
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>>710352556
Haha I didn't even think people went up to that part
Cum lube?
This sounds fun and I'd do my best but I really don't think it would fit lol
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>>710352078
Well i did have a fair bit of fuckarounditis for awhile while i had a pretty piss poor diet.
after the break-up i just wasted away for months and only have started up again these past few months. it started out with 5 exercises 3x week, with agrisive increase of loading. then i dropped weights and went with 5x exercises 6x per week. now i'm 6-7 exercises 6/week.
after xmas i may swap it up and go full body exericises 3/week or somthing.
>>710352142
well i found some things. last year 1.5B AUD was gambled upto the race.
it's watch by 90% of the population over 14 years.
It's the 3rd richest horse race in the world with a 1st place pize of 6.2M USD
Tabcorp process 400M AUD on best that day, their yearly turn over is 850M AUD.
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>>710352698
you just need some practice
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>>710352680
playing LoL with runescape in between games
sup witchu
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>>710352671
fortunately getting laid is like the antinibi so that's just more motivation

>>710352680
I hate the idea that america's fading empire will result in chinese dominance
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>>710352698
Yeah. It feels like bliss when it pops in. It's incredible.
Cum lube is Bad Dragon's brand of lube designed to be like real cum, and it's pretty damn good.
Well you just gotta take it slow then. I'm a bit smaller at 6x5", so maybe that could suffice until then.
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Being upset by something uncontrollable is stupid.
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>>710352735
Whats ur PC's specs? J/W
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>>710352674
Tell me about bad luck. I am 5'8 while my brother is 6'1. But really, i refuse to believe that healthy white people can be that short. Do you have brown eyes? Asians? Arabs? Jews in the family?
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>>710352733
Oh, that's a nice ass. Getting really horny again.
>stopitboner.jpg
But nice horse cock.
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>>710352754
pretty much, you are already like 10 antinibs
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>>710352517
Is your name Alex R.
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>>710352754
Well that is what happens when you have like, a billion people who act as slave labour.

Slaves get shit done

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JO4rdxruxI8

>>710352735
Being crippled and sitting at home shitposting and playing WoW
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>>710352873
It is not
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>>710352855
not THAT many ok

>>710352889
god we never should've freed the blacks
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>>710352889
you are crippled because of WoW

>>710352924
4 antinibers?
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>>710352840
None of the above. White as can fucking be. All English and Irish blood. The worst part? My 14 year old half-brother is half an inch taller than me, but his dad is only 5'3. I literally said I want to kill myself when I found out last week. My family thought I was joking.
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>>710352733
What does a taking a knot feel like
and is that like a pretend dildo?
>>710352801
I'll try my hardest but I might scream a bit
That lube sounds perfect
Would I ride it or do you slowly put it in
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>>710352924
Now you've lost your universities as well. BIG FUCK UP

>>710352947
Probably.
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>>710352967
>pretend dildo

huh?
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>>710352967
I'll be easy. We don't have to use Kippy to start. I want you to feel good.
First I'd let you ride me until you can take Kippy. Then I'd slowly put it in, and hear your girly little moans of pleasure.
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>>710352947
average those two guesses

>>710352995
god there are so many GODDAMN NIGGERS all over campus

although actually the chinese kids are worse
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>>710352947
Gross
Keep your filthy pets, for posting such serious defilement.
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>>710353092
Are they claiming racism too, or just taking university placements?
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>>710352995
its ok bb ill take care of you when you are paralyzed
>>710353092
40?
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>>710352960
That's fucked up. Oh well, at least you are gonna be really exotic to some tall faggot who's into size difference. I guess it would be extremely cute to see a tiny 5'2 bottom and gigantic 6'3 top.
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>>710353131
no the chinese students are just a pain in the ass when they're actually here, they fill up science classes, barely speak english and travel in packs

>>710353135
average, not multiply

good god
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>>710353135
feed me grapes and fan me
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>>710349237
That feel when you realize that the probability of finding one person who is exactly 6 feet and 2 inches is zero.
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>>710353166
Heh, it would be pretty funny. I'd like to get a woman like that, at least 6'. I was into amazon women long before I really went full faggot.
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>>710353055
Would you teach me how to cum hands free
I tried with a finger once but it felt like I was going to pee so I quit
I feel so innocent lol
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>>710353226
I mean, I'm not objecting to centimeters off here
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>>710353192
oh.....
2?
>>710353214
ill feed you rotten grapes and put a heater next to you
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>>710353285
>>710353285
>>710353285
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>>710353245
Of course. But first you'd have to help me. I've never been able to do it with a real or improvised dildo.
It's an odd feeling that takes getting used to.
Not for long, baby.
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>>710353231
Be careful what you wish for. The tallest women i saw were nordic horsefaced megabitches.
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well
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>>710354535
what happened
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the other thread 404'd
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>>710354605
Moderator was scared of that dwarf weenie probably.
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prolly
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is there a new one
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I got a pic if anyone wants to make a new thread.
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>>710354751
>>710354751
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>>710349571
Lel I'm almost 40 cm taller than you. Skinnier though. Wat do?
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