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If I smoke weed one time do you guys thin I'll pass a drug test a month from now?
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Yes are you retarted?
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>>674584566
Yes, you will pass. The traceable THC metabolites are gone after 2 days. 6 days max. Unless they test your hair...
have fun smoking.

Source: Bio student.
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According to my research, a monkey was given 1 weed injection anc died 10 years later. Monkey brains can hold on to 30 THC's at a time. If you smoke one THC you will pass a drugtest but if you accurately count the number of THC's in your joint, and subtract the number of leaves in the green thingy, then multiply it by the number of CBD's. You will get the number of times a cop will bust you not passing a drug test. So here is your answer
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>>674584566
MY BROTHER DIED AFTER OVERDOSING ON MARIJUANA
He was invited by the "cool kids" to hang out at some kids house whose liberal parents had left for the weekend.

My brother, always a moral and thoughtful individual, wanted to attend because it was one of those massive house parties that he'd never been to.

Well, as was later recalled by some of his friends at the party, he was pressured into smoking marijuana. He ended up smoking the entire pack of marijuana cigarettes.

Not long after he went into convulsions and started foaming at the mouth. The people at the party held back calling 9/11 for almost 10 minutes.

When the paramedics finally arrived they could do nothing to save him.

The autopsy revealed he had 3 times the lethal dosage of blood in his THC. :zombie:

But I'm sure everyone here will deny my story and the fact that my brother died after smoking that illegal narcotic.
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>>674585483
I lost at
>MY BROTHER DIED
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>>674584566
if it's a piss test you'll be fine
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>>674585129
>6 days max.
it lasts longer than 6 days. OP is on 4chan so its safe to assume he's overweight. Shit will stay in the system for at least 30 days.

Source:been fired
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>>674585483
>smoking an illegal narcotic

So many keks, my sides have exited the atmosphere
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>>674584566
Of you are a regular smoker it will take 2-3 weeks to get clean. If you don't smoke and want to try it. You will be clean 1-2 weeks from now.

Have fun anon.
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>>674585483
kek
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>>674585483
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>>674585483
>then my brother woke up
>still frothing at the mouth
>nearly dead
>seizing on the floor
>everyone walk the dinosaur
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>>674584566
no. its an illegal drug
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>>674585950
Not if you don't smoke every day.
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>>674584566
I took a home test once 30 days after I smoked weed. It still showed up on the test.
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>>674586615
I dont smoke often and once I took a simple home test about 30 days after I had smoked, it still showed up.
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>>674584566
Here you go
http://www.drugs.ie/drugs_info/about_drugs/how_long_do_drugs_stay_in_your_system/

Next time Google it you lazy faggot
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