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ITT we greentext the most reprehensible thing we've done, sexually, or a fantasy of what we wish we had done. This way, if it's really bad, you can act like you're just making it up. Let's keep it hetero, too.
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>Be me
>Ass fuck a woman who passed out on too much Xanax.
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>be me
>post pics of gf on forum without consent
> love rough comments
>then pics with face
>get caught, near breaking
>continue life with her few years
>continue to post pics…
>break with her for other reasons
>continue to post pics…
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>>710048832
> former friend's boyfriend was busy with his job, she got bored, I jump in because free pussy!
> we've been at it for a year now
> we find out she really gets off on being degraded and used as a fucktoy
> I show her various clips: throatfucking, BDSM, gangbangs, then zooskool
> as soon as the dog mounts Simone in the clip my friend's eyes go wide
> "oh wow that is so HOT!"
> she pulls up her skirt, starts rubbing her pussy through panties
> I watch her until she cums, then grab her by the hair, pull her off the couch and push her face hard on the floor
> holding her in place I pull my shorts down and shove my throbbing cock deep in her warm pussy
> ride her hard for a while, hitting her cervix at times, she loves it
> close to cumming I pull out and drench her face, when that is done I call her a dirty whore and slap her face
> sex is way harder and rougher after that
> one day we're going at it on the sofa, I tease her clit while choking her
> "if you want an orgasm get it from him", nodding at dog
> she gets on all fours, stroking the dog, wrestling with him, being submissive all the time
> she keeps touching and rubbing his dick, after a while he gets it and mounts her
> weight catches her by surprise, her arms give in
> perfect position, he pounds her hard and fast, gets too intense for her, she wants out
> tries to get away, cries and begs him to stop, but nobody cares
> he knots her, pulls out after a few seconds, i cum as well
> she curls up, tears running down her face, her abused pussy leaks cum and blood
> i just sit and watch, eventually she gets up, grabs her shit and leaves
> haven't heard from her since, kinda miss her
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>>710048832
>be me
>fantasy about anal
>try it with ex gfor
>says she doesn't like it
>have sex again
>go for anal
>no anon I said I don't like it
>push her face into my mattress and sodimize her
>whenever I want anal she fights back
>turns me on more
>end up cumming buckets in her
>she's always crying after every session
>goes on for 2 years before we break up
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>>710049893

Post pics then
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>>710048832
>lets keep it hetero
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>be me in 9th grade
>took 8/10 vegan friend on trip to a slaughterhouse.
>tell her it's a suprise
>shove her inside the back entrance and force her against the steel bars that separate you from the dying animals
>hold her there as she cries and starts choking
>force her into the ground and rip her clothes off
>hold her by the neck and fuck her while she's weak from crying
>cum inside her and leave her choking on the ground
>leave the state (father military so always moving anyway) and change my name
>tell everyone I meet and they never believe me

But I still know. And you betcha I think about it all the time.
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>>710048832

>Let's keep it hetero, too.

Oh what's the fucking point then?
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>>710050231

vola that vid
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>>710050236
so you rape her for 2yr before you break, wow
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>Be me
>Walking home with a girl at night that I'd totally bang
>Live with dad but I know I'm home alone tonight
>Mention this to her
>She wants to come over
>I say no
>She's says please I'll suck your dick
>Agree
>Doesn't kiss me or anything goes right to business
>Diamonds
>Dad calls during BJ
>Answer it anyways
>Talk to dad while getting blown
>Hang up
>Nut.exe
>Finger her for a bit
>Goes home
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>>710048832
Only fantasy I have is to have sex at least once. It doesn't matter if it's consensual or not. Morality doesn't apply to hedonism.
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>>710050979
The Simone one? pornsocket /media-gallery/3330-zooskool-simone-knots.html
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>>710051043
Not really rape if it turns you on
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>>710048832
Raped 3 of my ex's.

Honestly some of the best sex I've ever had, I love when a girl struggles/rough sex. Get my dick diamonds so fast.
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>>710052634
This guy gets it
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>>710052634
Rapists deserve to die.
I would kill you.
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>>710052333
trips, but don't understand
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>>710053194
Have fun with that fantasy white knight. I'll continue doing my thing and you'll keep jerking off by yourself.
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Never did it, but it was my go to fap fantasy all through high school.

>be freshman, meeting all the kids from other schools for the first time
>two twin brothers that were really smart and had skipped several grades, they were supposed to be in 6th grade
>they look exactly the same, they're really short, really skinny, have no body hair, not even pubes yet (I know from seeing them in the locker room)
>be bi
>fantasize about restraining both of them over opposite sides of a table facing each other
>have box with holes cute for their necks over their heads so all they can see is each others faces
>suck one of them off
>go to other side of the table and fuck the other in the ass
>tell the other to tell his brother what I'm doing if he wants it to be the last time it happens, if he refuses to say it out loud, I'll do it multiple times every day
>after he's humiliated himself and told his brother he was getting buttfucked, make him tell his brother what I just did after I finished inside him and pulled out
>repeat this for several days (I lied saying I'd only do it once) until they think that one will always get a blowjob and the other will always take it in the ass
>switch it up one day and fuck the other brother and suck off the one I had been fucking
>switch it at random who gets fucked and who gets sucked so they never know who's getting a cock in their ass that day
>sometimes fuck them both, no one gets sucked, never suck them both, one always gets fucked
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Hatefucked a coworker who had a thing for me, even though I couldn't stand her. Used her throughout the night, treated her like a cheap cumdump. She fucking loved it. Tried for months to get me to do it to her again until I finally told her there was no chance between us. She ended up leaving the state to start over somewhere.
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>raped gf a few times
>didnt realize that's what it was at the time
>wake her up with sex
>doesnt care for that
>groaning no and squirming
>eventually lets it happen
>mfw she was my soulmate
>mfw I ruined it
>mfw the dream is dead
together for 3 years. no one compares
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>>710053345
If one party is aroused in the act of sexual intercourse, then it's not rape. I enjoyed it so there it can't be rape. Neither one has to enjoy it for it to be rape. Hate fucking is rape, neither party wants to do it but thet force themselves to do it, therefore rape
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>>710053632
also I fantasized about one of her brothers / father doing it to her while I was
>really fucked
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>>710053741
Totally retarded, even if trips.
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>>710049003
basic stuff fag, you need to step up the effort
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>>710053741
Yeah, that's definitely a definition you'll find in the dictionary and that will hold up in court
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My sister got pregnant and I knew, so I blackmailed her. Even after she decided to keep the baby and told our family and her friends that she was pregnant, I was able to manipulate her into letting me fuck her. Kept going til after she gave birth. Best part is, no one knows, and there were no repercussions; she treats me normally.
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>>710054019
>>710054052
She let it happen and went with it which means she liked it to eventually. All I know is I got to bust my nut in her ass for about 2 years in the best rough sex I've had in a while
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Once my wife passed out from drinking, like hard core passed out, completely unresponsive. I took her clothing off and fucked her pussy, then her ass. Used a condom and lube so she would not know. Don't think she ever suspected a thing the next day.
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Can OP post sauce to the pic please
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>>710050916
Cuz man, being a fucking, dick sucking faggot isn't everyone's thing like it is yours.
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>Traveling thru the south I hooked up with a MILF on Craigslist that was pissed that her husband went away for the weekend to play softball in some out of state tournament
>That Friday she dropped her kids off at his parents house, then met me at a hotel
>Never gave her my name, and she paid for the room
>I left my wallet, phone and everything but $50 for a cab and booze in my car, then took the cab to the hotel to meet her
>Fucked her for a couple hours, and she never asked if I had a condom
>You could tell that she had only been with her husband before, she was a little clumsy, but she sucked me off to get me hard
>I asked her if she'd ever done anal,and she said no but she could try it
>She screamed a little at first, but got the hang of it. I convinced her to clean me off with a BJ
>as I got ready for my third and final orgasm I pulled her head over my dick, and held her nose to my pelvis while I orgasmed
>Made the whole night worth it, her arms doing the elbows bent rubber band dance, her gagging and moaning around my dick, and her throat squeezing the cum out
>Totally awesome
>She coughed and spat into a towel for a couple minutes after that, but never complained
>I think she wanted to be degraded to get back at her husband for leaving for a guy's weekend when she had said no.
>She was a little drunk when she got there, and we shared a bottle of rum
>so when we were done fucking, and we were cuddling so that I could rub that pussy and play with her sweet tits, she passed out in my arm
>She was so out of it that she didn't wake up as I got out of bed. (Damn, no phone so no nude pics, fuck me)
>Since she was out, I took the opportunity to go through her purse
>Bitch was a hair dresser, and had all the cash from that day's work in her wallet
>$312 was a good payment for the service I gave her
>I wonder how she explained her missing wedding rings to her husband when he got home.

She sent me a couple pics before we met up. Pic related, with her daughter.
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>>710054579
unless she fucked some guy while drinking and figured that it might be the reason shes sore/
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>>710048832
>be me, 16 y-o
>staying at aunts house with my 27 y-o cousin
>she gets really ill, has a fever
>passes out on the couch
>aunt goes out to buy medicine
>I'm left alone with her
>take dick out
>rub it all over her face/breasts
>put it in her mouth
>facefuck my passed-out, ill cousin
>do it 4 more times the following week
To this day nobody knows of this, pic related is her
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>>710048832
>first blowjob
>watched too many porno flicks
>fuck her face mercilessly
>she pukes all over my cock
>runs to get a towel
>tell her to finish me off
>she actually sucks her own puke off my cock and kneels in a vomit covered towel for another five or ten minutes
Plus I'm fat and disgusting so there's no chance she enjoyed it.
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>>710055161
Mess with her cunt at all?
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>>710054974
you madman
kek
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>>710054313
Check your red text privilege, faggot
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>>710055431
Just a bit, was too scared to fuck something up/wake her up
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>>710048832
Sauce
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>at uni
>Lowkey into anal and bondage
>Meet girl on Fetlife
>Same uni, into bondage, curious about anal
>Have her over, start to fugg
>Cuff her, tie her legs so they're spread open, ass up head down
>Ask if she wants to try anal
>She nods
>Be completely retarded
>Barely any foreplay, slide it all the way in at once
>Her eyes go wide open, load moan
>Internal monologue:
Dude she's living this, fucking score
>Start slow
>Don't wanna be a fucking asshole while fucking an asshole
>Wanna switch positions
>Yank dick out all at once
>She shits all over my floor
>Farts and launches a turd at roomie's TV
>Mfw she fucking hated it and couldn't say anything because bondage
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>>710053632
Yeah I've done that. Feel awful about it still even though it was years ago. Still together four years and counting.
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>>710055773
Fucking kek'd
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>hook up with ex
>we've got a kid together, she's paranoid about getting pregnant again, so i promise her i'll wear a condom
>but i hate wearing them, and i know she loves semenplay--the feel of it on her, in her, feeling a guy cum inside
>so we're fucking, i have the condom on, and she's urging me on, says "do anything you want"
>and i tell her what I want most is for her to reach down and take that condom off of me
>"i don't want you to get pregnant but i don't want anything between us"
>she bites her lip and says it's too risky but just a few minutes later she's pushing me off of her, scrabbling at my cock trying to tear the rubber off
>and when i cum inside of her the moan she makes is the most beautiful sound, keeps me hard enough that i don't have to wait before going for round two
>afterwards she has a literal panic attack, curled up in my bathroom trying to breath
>i get her calmed down and i have to buy her plan b but it was worth it
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>>710048832

I'm gonna keep it to reality so no fantasy, it'll be kinda bland.


My gf and i had been together for some years, she had an awesome body with d tits and small body (no fucking thicc or pluffy or fat whatever the fuck kids call obese women these days) she had low amount of fat on her body and curves.

We stopped having sex often and i had an extreme sex drive, her body just boosted this. I could get horny just saying hi to her, i was ready to fuck whenever and all the time because that's what my drive allows me to do, she wasn't about all that and wanted sex once a week or maybe once every two weeks and it was fairly boring.


Along comes this girl who had an average body (godlike ass but borderline too much fat) kinda cute and she has a fun personality, super fun in fact we became close friends in some months and started talking everyday. I started having more and more fun with her while my ex felt boring and stale, any of you anons who have been in a relationship for years will know this feeling when you somehow appreciate someone for everything and your relationship is good but you start thinking about when she is gonna leave your house etc because being alone is great when you spend so much time together with someone.


I ended up fucking the friend like we were born to do it. We fucked like i've never fucked, it was hot and it was so intense and we fucked in the bathroom, fucked on the kitchen table and on the floors everywhere, she let me cuff her and choke her and all that good stuff, and we switched between roughing her up like she was my doll and just passionate loving sex, i could never forget the way we fucking grinded sex like it was our mission of life. I love harder and rougher sex and gf was never into all that but this girl was all go as far as my appetite and will went.

Gf never knew and we broke up after some time.


have pics of friend and i fucking if anyone interested
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>>710049893

And you don't post pics now? stop being such a fucking hypocrite anon we need you to be strong in moments like these.
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I once fucked my mother in law.

>It was an accident, her husband was out of town and I was helping her move her dresser.
>I was backing up from the dresser, didn't see her behind me and ran into her, knocking her down to her knees
>Next thing I knew she had my dick out of my shorts and was sucking my cock
>after she had me good and hard I pushed her over the foot of their bed and pulled her dress up and panties down
>I rode her ass for about 30 minutes, groping her big tits the entire time, then came all over her back and the dress she was wearing
>wife pulled up to the house just as I finished, and her mom didn't have time to change
>My wife was 9 months preggers, and I was horny as hell.

pic related, that evening
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>>710057085
Do it
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God you fucked up niggers are amazing and I love you
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Almost missed this thread

>be me
>be in toilet
>make a giant shit
>feel comfort
>take four sheets of cheap lidl toilet paper
>wipe your ass
>suddenly your finger breaks through the toilet paper
>your finger penetrates into your shitty ass
>it feels good
>start digging to find prostate
>it feels so good

Never use more than four sheets of lidl toilet paper again
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>be 14 young man
>cousin's cottage at sipoo
>cousins 14 and 16, both grills. both very friendly and beautiful
>spend a day talking about nice things, picking mushrooms etc
>give a good impression of youself (probably?) >in the evening, sauna
>being naked is natural, mixed sauna
>penis already turns in to a light standby mode from the thought of being naked with cousins (not erection but noticeably bigger)
>take a proper sauna, go drink naked and back to sauna
>exchange suggestive looks and smiles with cousins but nobody's saying anything yet
>my and my cousin's parents have had enough of the heat and they go get some wine and light the barbecue
>me and my two astounding cousins are naked side by side
>at this point hardening control failed and my shween started to imply that my cousins were 5/5
>I was embarrassed and tried to hide it
>cousins giggled a little but said that it doesn't matter, they start to introduce their own anatomical peculiarities
>"do you want to touch my boobs"
>susanna seal of approval and move hand towards boobs
>"but can I touch your penis?'
>fsst tough situation. don't know what to answer
>suddenly your dad appears in sauna
>"it's an emergency, cousin girls, get the fuck out of here"
>cousins exit and father shits semi consistent tarts on the heater
>bends you to lie on your stomach
>I'll shit on your back now, son"
>okay dad
>shit ejects on your back
>dad rubs it against your back and asks "you like it son, you like it?'
>"honestly not very much, no"
>"me neither, I thought you'd like it"
>never talk about shit-episode with father again
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>>710050255
oh sorry that's a dub demand
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>sis is out at party, her friend calls around midnight: "you need to come pick her up, she's drinking too much"
>get out to the party, can't find sister but find her friend who helps me look
>find her in a bedroom, nude, clearly been fucked repeatedly
>her friend helps me dress my sister, helps me get her to the car, put her in the back seat
>sister never responds or wakes up, just occasionally coming to and slurring something before blacking out again
>driving home i pull behind a grocery store, get in the back seat, fuck her and cum inside
>get her home, drag her to her room, undress her, do it again
>next day she thanks me for getting her home, apologizes for being so drunk and irresponsible, apologizes for letting me see her that way
>she's freaked out cuz she knows she was fucked at that party while drunk
>that was five months ago
>last week she revealed she's pregnant
>i'm the only one who knows it might be mine
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>>710057180
>>710057550
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>>710055757
http://www.xvideos.com/video9996951/hazel_tied_up_to_a_tree_and_forced
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>>710055161
more pics?
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>>710057496
What the actual fuck
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>>710057085
go show
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>>710057085
yes please
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>>710057768
excellent. post pic of her.
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>had sex once

Oh wait that was a fantasy
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>>710058163
Kek
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>>710057986
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okay i got one.


>be me
>be 19
>be metal loving gothfag with decent amount of friends with mutual interests
>have one friend in particular
>8.5/10 goth girl that we shall call Jessie
>friend throughout most of high school and there after
>hookup and begin an open relationship with her after last gf left and her bf cheated
>both were broken, sad, and alone so ended up working out great
>fast-forward 9 months ahead to recent party
>both go and hang out with another long time friend
>about a 5th of Jameson and a few bowl packs later we find ourselves all laying in bed together
>WeIsFeelinItNow.jpg
>notice Jessie is kinda rubbing both mine and other friends leg who were gonna call Nick
>suddenly remember my DP fetish
>see that Jessie is getting visible horny
>ask her if shed be up for a 3 way with me and Nick
>she is a little nervous but agrees
>tell her to suck nicks cock
>she does
>immediately diamonds
>pull her pants down then off followed by her panties
>start fingering her
>she was so wet it was running down her legs
>start eating her pussy
>she is going wild on nicks cock
>cant take it anymore
>yank down my pants and slide it in
>FeelsGoodMan.gif
>Jessie was moaning and squirming with my friends cock in her mouth and my dick in her pussy which drove me crazy
>change positions a few time i end up cumming on her pussy while Nick cums on her face
>has birth control so dont have to worry
>never came harder doubt i will ever
>both want to do it again
>have no regrets and weve only gotten stronger since
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>>710058795
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how do green text
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>>710058682
would cumfill her holes also
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>>be me
>>post pics of female friends
>>get off on how people say
>>They'd like to fuck them
>>Be a horrible person
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>>710055773
/thread
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Easy

My friend got a DUI and lost his license a few years ago. I had to drive him to work but little did he know, I was having sex with his car.

When he'd go into work, I would go into the middle seat and have sex with the crease between two of the seats. Of course I checked the creases the first time to make sure there wouldn't be any collision.

It's honestly a lot more difficult than it sounds. You have to be careful not to rock the vehicle too much to cause suspicion and the parking lot meter person is always walking around checking vehicles.

It's honestly the best fap I've ever had and I miss it. I've tried folding pillows, using my friend's couch and my friend's rug in the bathroom but nothing he has compares to the leather seats in his vehicle. I honestly think it feels better than sex with a human.
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>>710058889
She was covered before I even got there. Face, tits, vag. Creampied. It's probably not my kid but i'm freaking out all the same.
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>>710059057
...Seek Jesus
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>>710059160
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>>710059091
And you did not took pics of her with so much cum on her ? She was gangbanged and bukkaked, I would so much want to see that.
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>>710059057
>but little did he know, I was having sex with his car.
Thanks. I was in the middle of taking a shot and now it's all over my floor.
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>>710048832
Earl

>be me
>raised in strict Christian household
>never really cause any trouble
>just try to be good so Jesus doesn't disappointed in you
>graduate from school and start going to a Christian college
>meet a qt3.14
>get to talking
>start dating
>she wants the D
>tell her it's not what Jesus wants and confess to being a virginfag
>she understands
>keep dating
>get married
>wedding night comes
>have sexual intercourse in the missionary for the soul purpose of procreation
>praise the Lord
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>>710059347
Her friend was there in the room too, no way i could have gotten a shot of it. And in the car/at home there was no lighting. And if I got caught with that on my phone? Holy shit i'd be dead. I mean yeah I regret not keeping a pic of how she looked but no way would I want to be caught.
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>>710059433
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>be 15
>getting high in the woods with a group of friends
>walking back to house get seperated from group
>girl from school offers to suck my dick
>solid 2/10, okay body but pimply butter face
>not really interested but say okay
>gets down on her knees and undoes my belt
>not so great blowjob, not really into it
>grab her hair and start throat fucking her hard
>she starts gagging and trying to push my hips back
>begins screaming
>punch her twice on the side of the head
>she slumps over unconscious
>kick her a few times in the stomach then head back to the house
>not at school the next day
>3 days later body is discovered in woods.
>she is died from internal bleeding

The case remains unsolved to this day and I'm too chickenshit to come forward
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>>710059510
Understand, even if it's not so hard to hide a pic on a personal computer (long weird path, in filesystem, and hidden folder). But understand.

Sad about that, though
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Got my ex to show her titties to my little brother, and it led to her taking his virginity. She road his little dick like she wanted to be impregnated. He came and shot blanks bare dick. He was 11.
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>>710059433
You sick bastard
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>>710059091
moar
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>>710053194
>>710053194
be me

>friend gave me some MDMA for helping "reluctant" girls get some
>safe dose around 50-100 milligrams

>I get lucky talking with this hottie and we end up going back to my place for evening

>offer to suck my of for some oral from me

>we do it and have some great orgasms and I pretend to go to bathroom

>lightly dab on some of this stuff to cock and let it dry out

>she sucks me off again and gets a bit more horny as stuff takes hold
>wants to see beastiality porn so we watch horse/dog/women stuff

>I fuck her her while she watches this until too tired to come again

>repeat in morning and she likes the idea so I call a friend to see if he wants me to watch dog while he goes out for day


>she takes dog cock in vagina and ass, painful knot on the latter


>we find guy online who wants to see her with horse

>jerks it off, swallows come and tires to take it in cunt

>they marry a year later

>have two young girls and have other firends to do beast stuff with
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>>710048832

>be me
>GF asks for kinky roleplay
>long story short I was a human/wolf hybrid and she was my shota grandson and I anally raped her
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>>710059091
damn, noice.... shaven? bush?
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pt 1
>be me
>at college
>5'10, 130 lbs
>at frat party
>8/10 comes up to me
>blonde with extremely whorey eye makeup but a stupid fat ass
>shes drunk
>like scary "ill pass out and die at any second" drunk
>"hey aren't you in my chem 110 class?"
>lie to her and say yes
>"do you have the homework? i didnt show up to class"
>ohfuck.rar
>immediately see it as an opportunity to smash
>"yeah its in my room if you want it"
>she says yes
>head back to my dorm room
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pt 2
>"alright anon where is it?"
>realize i totally didnt think this through
>pick up a random assignment from one of my classes
>"here it is"
>thinking about how awkward this is gonna be when she -
>"omg thank you so much anon!"
>wat.ogg
>shes too drunk to realize that i handed her some of my russian folklore homework
>"wait this looks werid"
>heart starts racing again
>"we went over a lot of new shit"
>it works
>what
>she tells me she likes my shoes
>of course you like my shoes theyre Rick Owens Geobaskets everyone likes geobaskets
>"thanks they were something i saved up for awhile"
>look down at her tits
>she saw
>oh no
>she speeds in at an ungodly rate and starts making out with me
>we're still standing up
>its been like this for 5 minutes
>she throws me on the bed and starts fucking me raw dog
>raw dog is too good
>"dont cum inside me"
>pull out
>cum on her stomach
>starts sucking my dick
>fall asleep while she sucks me off


>wake up
>in my bed with her
>she wakes up
>says that she has to go back to her dorm
>gives me number
>she leaves
>unbox some csgo cases
>get rust coat gut knife
>name it after her
>"big ass blonde girl"

that was the best 24 hours of my life
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>>710059918
What THE FUCK
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>>710054974
the madcap laughs
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>>710059944
Yeah me too. I could have cum buckets to that. And used it to blackmail her later.

>>710060271
>>710060634
Completely shaven.
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>>710060806
if legit story that is a dope knife I'll trade you a p250 sand dune
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>>710059918
James?
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I "fantasized" about making my gf work at a legal brothel.
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>>710059918
pics or it didnt happen
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>>710061175
Who dis?
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>>710059918
>>she is died from internal bleeding
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>>710054787
The name of video is something like "Hazel free fuck" by powershotz.
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>>710060566
...Nice.
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>>710061475
went from cute to truckdriver
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>>710059091
I only hope this is true, sadly I don't believe. Need all pics dumped
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>>710061694

Brothel years.
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I fucked my aunt while she was high on Ambien. She called me by her son's name.
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In high school I had a sexual relationship with my English teacher. She called it off after my inappropriate use of a colon:
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>>710061475
Pics?
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>>710061475
there are enough stories about hot young teachers turning out for their students that her being an English teacher probably isn't much different from brothel work
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>>710055773
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>>710049893
Oh you
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I once slapped an ape in Gibraltar.
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>>710061522
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>>710061726
Underrated/10
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>>710061713
Like I said, I didnt take pics >>710059510
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>>710054531
You raped her anon
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>>710061780
any links to the videos/other pics?
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I got me this job one time bussin' tables at a country club. So I could case all the big rich pricks that come in. I pick out this guy, go in one night and do his place. He wakes up and gives me shit. So I killed him. Him and the tasty bitch he was with.

That's the best part! She's fuckin' this prick, see, this golf pro, but she's married to some other guy! Some hotshot banker. He's the one they pinned it on! They got him down Maine somewhere doing time for
the crime! Ain't that choice?
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>>710062073

Preg belly pics?
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pt1
>get married young
>wife has banging body, big tits/round ass, sucks at sex/foreplay
>family get together one night at her parents place
>get really wasted, black out when we get back to her parents house
>remember laying down, wake up in shower naked
>puked every where apparently
>everyone had went to the neighbors
>mother in law taking care of me
>walks in to check on me
>"Are you feeling better anon?"
>laying there naked, ashamed, wishing death would take me
>manage to mumble some words "I'm fine"
>mother in law reassures me
>shes always been super nice to me
>sits down beside me on the toilet
>"Lacy and the rest went over to the Hunt's a while ago."
>great, will fight about this later then
>"I don't know why she gets so angry with you anon, when she does the same things."
>she understands me
>"I don't think she realizes how good she has it with you."
>heard this a million times
>mother in law wraps her hand around the back of my head and plays with my hair
>kinda weirded out
>always checked her out and stuff because she had a decent bod for a 45 yr old
>she moves her hand down more
>quickly coming out of death state
>"You don't mind do you, anon?"
>stare at her bewildered
>she reaches my crotch
>praying rest of family doesn't come back
>don't want to die to swoll redneck father in law
>mother in law is fiddlin my dick
>tells me she's caught me looking a few times
>more shame
>shivering between being naked, wet, and nervous
>hands me a towel and tells me to come to her bedroom when i dry off
>stare at myself in the mirror
>look like i just got the shit beat out of me
>wonder what the fuck did i do to end up in this situation
>do i do this or be a gentleman and stop
>mother in law and father in law dont get along well
>almost got divorced once
>is this too good to be true?
>finish drying and make my way to her bedroom
>"I'll be out in a second, anon."
>sit on the edge of bed, still fucking bewildered
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>>710062359
Hm. Yeah OK, hold on
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>>710062400
pt2
>mother in law comes out of bathroom in her bra and panties, with her hair up for once
>"What do you think?"
>stare at her like im mildly retarded
>walks over and leans me back, tracing her fingers on my thighs
>never been this turned on with my wife
>she grabs my dick and starts stroking it
>cant think of what else to do other than grab her tits
>am i fucking dreaming?
>they're full and not as "saggy" as my wifes
>fuck around and finally get her bra off
>perfect tits
>i thank my lucky stars she doesnt have bologna nipples
>shes smiling the whole time like a psychotic serial killer
>mother in law starts teasing the tip of my dick with her tongue
>always hated blowjobs because of wife and her autistic fucking mouth
>slowly takes more of it in before finally deep throating me
>ive never felt anything like this
>start feeling comfortable
>grab the back of her head and start face fucking
>never going to get this chance again
>pull my dick out of her mouth and lay further back on the bed
>she pulls off her panties and climbs on top of me
>idontknowwhatsrealanymore
>starts riding my dick and slamming her ass down on me
>still a semi newfag to sex, wife and i lost our virginities to each other
>tell her im about to cum
>says thats ok and continues riding me
>start freaking out about what she means
>twitching and moaning as im getting closer
>she keeps going
>making demonic noises as my dick is pulsing and filling her with splooge
>this shit has to look like a fucking exorcism
>she laughs as im just laying there fucking spazzing out


my life will never be the same. also, fuck you Lacy
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> sort-of friend from class, a bunch of other people and I finish huge assignment
> go out for dinner and drinks
> kinda friend brings his gf
> shes 6/10 but cardio-queen
> shes giving me weird looks all night
> tries to make rando conversation but shes drunk and strange
> be a week or so later
> at the bar on pub night
> sort of friend and his gf are there
> they buy me some drinks
> get me drunk
> they ask if ive ever done mmf 3some
> say no
> ask if i want to
> say no
> they look disappointing and leave
> sort of friend comes back over a bit later after they talk for 2.3 million years
> he says they have and open relationship
> says i can hit that if i want
> say ok
> 6/10, cuckboy and I head back to the apartment they share
> i fuck her as rough (within reason) as i can muster
> rip off the condom and jizz up her front
> pull out and roll out
> cuckboy is just sitting i the living room by himself
> no radio or tv on
> just staring at the wall
> flip him a head nod on my way out
> they break up a few days later
> she starts texting me to ask me to dinner
> tell her i dont date cheating cunts
> cuckboy comes at me blubbering about how he thought we were friends
> lol

Pic related, she looked like this bitch but with A cups and a worse complexion
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>>710061969
this one is alive faggot
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>>710048832
>be me
>15yrs old
>have younger sister upstairs with me
>hot little body with cute budding tits
>been fooling around with her on and off since younger
>found a condom in dad's garage
>"hey sis, wanna fuck?"
>"okay anon"
>holyshit.gif
>eat her out for a good 15mins
>she sucks me off for about the same amount of time
>boner made of steel
>slip condom on
>have sis mount me cowgirl
>"it hurts, anon"
>push hard into her pussy
>blood everywhere
>sis looks down, begins freaking out
>crying hard while I pump my dick into her
>sound of her cries turn me on even more
>about to reach my limit, thank god no is home
>come with the force of God, sis passes out ontop of me
>cradling her in my arms
>my sis just lost her virginity to the only guy in her life who truly loves her
>mfw I deflowered my sis
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>>710054579
I fantasize about this. My gf sometimes takes a lot of lorazepam. It's usually pretty scary when she does, but maybe next time she's passed out I'll fuck her.
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>>710057959
Lmao, are we the only ones who can see that? Like, what the fuck?
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>>710062589
deflowered my younger sister when she was 14

also fucked older sister this year and she is 54
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>Be 16
>Have to babysit my younger brother (he was 10) whilst parents are out for their 'date night'
>Boyfriend want to come over
>Tell my brother we're going to play a game
>I tied him up with stuff from around the house, dressing gown belts, some old skipping ropes, some tape
>He got hogtied on the floor with the rope
>I gagged him with a pair of socks and taped his mouth shut
>We put headphones on his head and played music in his ears
>He thought it was a game and he had to escape
>I was sucking my boyfriends dick just a few feet away from him

I don't know how much damage those occasions did to him, I found him dressed in my dance clothes a few times.
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>>710060031
Thread description is "reprehensible thing you've done", not "really great thing you did for your little brother".
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>>710062781
Greentext that shit nigga
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>>710060031
Greentext it!
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>>710060031
only thing in this thread that made me audibly wtf
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>>710062456
.......
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>>710062470
I see what you did there
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>>710059057
super kek
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>be me
>new in high school
>only one friend
>neighborhood friend
>become close friends with his gf
>she tells me she abuses her, physically and psychologically
>get pissed
>find out he forced her to give him a bj
>even more pissed
>formulate a plan
>steal her from him
>he gets all depressed and suicidal
>I just laugh at him
>gather repressed childhood feelings from my abusive father and how he used to hit my mom
>take it out on this faggot
>autistic retard actually attempts suicide
>something inside me snapped
>when I first heard it, I laughed uncontrollably
>I genuinely wanted this prick dead
>year later
>still dating the girl
>she willingly sucked my dick
>we fucked like rabbits
>took her virginity
>made her cum three times in one go
>meanwhile autist retard ex best friend is rotting away at a psych ward
>doped up on anti depressants
>fast forward another year
>girl and I are still dating
>buy her a $300 promise ring
>plan on going to college together
>plan on buying an apartment
>plan on a happy future with three kids, two cats, and a dog
>ex best friend just got let back into HS
>fucked beyond repair
>kek
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>10 year old niece walks in on me having phone sex with my long-distance sexpot
>definitely saw dick, but it was pretty dark in my room
>niece starts using flashlight to read books in her room, while having a perfectly good lamp on the bedside table.
>hear her walk around in the hallway a few times, and see the flashlight under my door
>decide what the fuck, she's going to learn some day. Might as well be in a safe environment
>this is before "microaggressions" and whatever the fuck else SJWs try to make into issues these days
>so I leave my bedroom door cracked.
>DEFINITELY see my door open a bit more, and see the light of the flashlight fan right over Mister Monster.
>okay, it's on
>"Hey, come here"
>flashlight goes out, and her bed squeaks
>"[name], come here"
>..... nothing
>oh well, guess she's spooked
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>>710061175
Who is this?!
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>>710062781
Sounds sexy. Pics? I love older ladies...
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>>710052634
I want to rape your asshole now
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My boss accused me of being schizophrenic so I punched him and so did I
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>>710063450
Older sisters cunt
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>>710063402
GG WP
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Fucked a coworker in the stockroom. She asked if I had a condom, I lied and said 'yes.' Fucked her bent over a pallet of boxes and came inside her. She was pissed off, didn't talk to me for a week. No regrets.
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I robbed this retarded kid for $5 so I could feed my family cheese sandwiches :/
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>>710063679
M...moar? o.o (Would smash,)
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>>710063220
I forgot what night it was. She's not home, she's out with friends. I'll get something when she comes home... she hasn't taken/posted any pics of her belly yet because she's ashamed.
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>>710063927
This thread will be long gone by then as you know. I am disappoint anon
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>>710051043
Fucking white knights
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>>710059433
soul purpose
kek
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>>710062320
kek
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>>710053366
kek
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>>710064056
Sorry, man. Consolation prize? Pre-baby belly.
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>>710063927
what did she dress as for halloween? please tell me it was slutty
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>>710063679
Nice butthole too
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>>710064667
Amy Pond from Doctor Who. Semi-slutty.
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Pretty tame but whatever.

>wife has a gym buddy friend
>she often showers here after a workout but before work
>repeatedly beat off and pump my cum into her spongey loofah thing

Gets me surprisingly turned on just thinking about it
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>Be me
>16
>thinking of knocking up my gf
why tho
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>Be me
>13
>Snooping through my hotAF 17y/o cousin's panty drawer
>she's in the shower
>She catches me
>See's my boner
>Tells me with to sit on her bed and take my pants off
>I do
>She drops her towel and teaches me how to jerk off
>Diamonds
>Feels good man
>I feel like I gotta pee
>I tell her
>She tells me to do it on her face
>Fuck up and legitimately piss on her face
>She's upset but she likes it I think
>Sucks me till I cum
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>>710065114
DOOOOOOOOOOOON'T
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>>710062114
Pretty sure it's only rape if it's vaginal intercourse. Anything else is mere sexual assault. But still congrats!
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>>710063874
>>710064894
How about a video of her pissing?
https://vid.me/z7iY
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>>710065114
Pics of gf? And don't do it dummy. Bitch should already be on BC and taking creampies from you anyway
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>>710048832
>be me
>split from wife
>she moves out and I live in the house for a while to get it ready to sell
>she doesn't have room for all the furniture I let her have
>leaves bed behind as a good faith gesture until I move out

Months later, 3 days before I move out...
>go to bar
>bring back bar skank
>start watching The Dark Knight Rises
>moves are made

The woman nearly suffocates me with her tits. I'm actually somewhat scare of large breasts now.

>she wants to go upstairs into the bed, because fucking on the couch isn't classy enough
>take her up
>fuck her raw on the bed
>send her out the next day
>"Anon, I had a great time. Here's my..."
"Stop right there. I told you what this was."
>"Oh, wow. You were serious..."
>close and lock the door

Wait for it, bros.

>sleep in another bed that night
>movers come to pack up my shit that next day
>tell them to box up the mattress with the sheets on it
>movers deliver mattress to new place
>let ex and her father load the mattress in his truck
I had a giggle.
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>>710065114
Don't be a dumbass, anon.
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>Be me
>Fucking ex/baby momma
>Lose 2nd child, she cheats doesnt know that I know.
>Let it go on
>Her guilt shows, gets real open and freaky.
>Fisting.jpg
>Finish fuck sesh on my birthday
> Show her screenshot of proof
> Kick her ass outside, no clothes
>Call her father and tell him to pick up this "coffin pussy cunt"
>win
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>>710055391

Xd
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>>710063144
Nigga someone fuckin died
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>>710065038
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>>710063679
Fuck... Cringe
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>>710059918

you lying ass nigger
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>>710059057

>>but little did he know, I was having sex with his car.

is this you?
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>>710066198
I have a taste for the forbidden
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>>710056271
Good on you for buying the Plan B. That shit is pricey
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>>710057768

nigger how many motherfuckers busted in her that night before you did

It ain't yours
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>>710059433
>have sexual intercourse in the missionary for the soul purpose of procreation

You disgust me.
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>>710066147
Man I -wish- she dressed like that.

>>710066837
I don't know but from the amount of cum I'm guessing at least five fucked around with her. Yeah it probably isn't mine but I've got the kinda shitty luck that there could have been twenty other dudes and I'd be the one to knock her up.
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>>710067184
You probably have AIDS, but the penis basically functions as a pump to remove the pre-deposited semen. That means you pumped out some other dudes' jizz before leaving your own baby batter behind.

I don't believe the story anyway.
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>>710063679
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>>710067184
Bitch home yet? If not go take a pic of her room (same as background of pics) for proof. I want to believe you anon
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>>710057768

Hardcore
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>be me in college
>be friends with roommate, we shared a bunk, he was on the top one
>come home one night and his gf is over
>we're sophmores, she's 2 years younger, they were together for years growing up
>they were at some party, came back hammered as fuck and passed out
>he goes to sleep on top bunk and she is sleeping on our couch
>goddamn right no one took my bed
>i get into bed super fucking horny bc i got shut out that night
>i start jerking while watching roommate's gf drunk ass sleep
>i get up and make sure roommate is asleep, he is totally out and facing the other direction
>start jerking right over her body
>think about cumming then have an idea, put pants back on
>purposely make noise and bump into her gently, do it a bunch so it can seem like im making some mistakes getting into bed to sleep
>she wakes up
>"hi anon"
>"hi roommates gf did you have a good night"
>"yeah anon, im sleepin on your couch if thats ok with you"
>"yeah im just getting ready for bed"
>nonchalantly getting take off my pants and she sees my raging boner underneath my underwear as I lay into my bed
>i ask "what"
>"you're just going to go to bed like that"
>i start flopping my dick around
>she keeps looking at me
>i take my dick out and start jerking it in front of her
>she slowly gets out of bed and takes me into her mouth
>im so hard that I cum in less than a minute, i pull her head down onto my cock as I cum
>swallows every drop
>acts like nothing happened to this day
>they're married
pic related
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>>710059918
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>>710063402

You sound like a little bitch
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>>710053429
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>>710067603
nice if true
would have told him though, mostly to spite the chick
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>>710062320
KEK
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>>710050627
fuck off edgelord
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>>710050627
you betcha
>Wisconsin detected
>Story is lie
>No vegans in Wisconsin
>Only cheese
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>>710057357
Same
>>
U REMIND ME OF MY JEEEEEEEEEEEP
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>>710059057
>better than sex with a human
how can you say that when you haven't even experienced it?
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>>710059918
Would you be arrested?
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>>710062833
m or f
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>>710065543
Her parents wont let her get birth control. Is that Plan B shit prescription or can you just buy it like you would with condoms? Also, how effective is it? I REALLY want to cum in her
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>>710060857
at the man on the corner, hey ho
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>>710062588
You can clearly see the watermark, anon, its a stock photo
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>>710069015
Pics of her anon? Plan b is OTC as far as i know. How old is she? I think she can get BC at health Dept without parental consent anyway, in most states. Never used plan b but if used correctly is very effective but isn't really meant to be used as "BC".
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>>710048832
>be me
>low self-esteem
>ask ugly bitch to prom because I know she'll say yes
>girl I've been friends with and crushing on hard wants to go with me
>dump the ugly bitch after she already rented a dress, told her parents etc.

I still hate myself for doing this.
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>>710069476
Yeah I think I heard somewhere that repeated use has the possibility of causing uterine damage? Plus its expensive, def not something to do more than a few times.
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I think the worst thing I've honestly done is watching CP. Sounds minor compared to everyone else but it still makes me feel like shit.

It's also really difficult to avoid with all these kik threads going around but so far I've gone two months without acting on those urges, and I hope I never do. God forbid if something happens in real life. It's a little terrifying sometimes, thinking about what I could be capable of doing. I'm pretty sure I'd never do anything in real life but it's the little bit of uncertainty that really frightens me. Idk, does anyone else have this kind of problem?
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>>710069557
did she go with somebody else? dont feel bad dude, you probably had way better time with the other chick
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>>710062584
more pics anon
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>>710058854

type >>
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Well, the dirtiest was probably with my wife last night

My wife is a sub, but not super submissive until recently. Background: new anti-depressants make it hard for her to cum. So last night I'm pounding away with her legs over my shoulders while she has the hitachi on her clit...comes close...but no dice. I get tired, take the hitachi and start fingering her (which works 99% of the time). After about 5 minutes she tells me to talk dirty too her (basically she's now being submissive so I call her my dirty slut). After 15 minutes..nada. She says she doesn't think it's going to happen. We take a break 10 minute break.

I tell her I haven't busted yet...and I pull her up off the bed, grab her by the hair and force her head on my cock. I tell her she's going to get my cock nice and hard like the good little slut she is so I can fuck her.

I start pounding her, calling her a dirty slut, while she's working her clit with the hitachi and boom...she cums hard. I pull out and get her on all fours...I start pounding her while working a lubed thumb in her ass. After a few minutes I slowly slide my cock in her ass...she doesn't love anal, but she loves being submissive. She turns around and asks me if I like fucking her her tight ass and if it makes She gets more talkative...saying that she wants master's cum (she's never called me master before in our dom-sub relationship), I told her I don't think she's earned it...she starts begging and I start pounding her ass harder...I pull out and flip her in missionary and continue to pound her ass...this time she has the hitachi on her clit and boom...she cums again.

By this point I'm pretty spent being an old fag...and she' starts begging for my cum again...she turns around and has her mouth open begging for it...and jerk off and I blast her in the face and mouth (and my wife...STILL acts like it's acid when it hits her LOL). I laugh and get her a towel.

I see more rough sex in our future.
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>>710048832
>fapped while pooping
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>>710069476
Sorry, fam, no pic. She browses 4chin and she'd dump my ass if she saw me posting her pics on threads. I'll look more into it and see if she's okay with it
>>710069618
Is it super effective though? Cause if she gets pregnant, I'm straight fucked
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>be me 14
>perpetually horny af
>vacation with fam to beach in florida timeshare
>gotta share room with 17yo sister
>parents crash out
>we hide in our room drinking
>bartlesandjames.png
>nothing overtly sexual about anything, just talking having fun
>sister gets way drunk, falls asleep before me
>laying in bed, i can hear her snore in her own bed
>test the waters
>touch shoulder
>kimwakeupursnorning.jpeg
>nada

>touch boob over shirt, full grab
>hnnnnng so full, solid c cup
>touch her crotch thru shorts
>so warm
>still snoring
>pull out throbbing dick
>she rolls over so her ass is facing me
>cum all over her booty shorts
>can't stop
>gotta see her asshole so bad
>wiggle my fingers between her shorts, past her thong
> it's pink and so fucking tight
>gotta taste it
>slowly touch tongue to ass
> doesnt fucking move
>still snoring
>tonge fuck her asshole for prob 2 minutes
>cum on her body again
> crawl into my own bed
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>>710069698
I did have a better time with my crush. We even kissed. [spoiler]we weren't tight enough for post-prom sex yet[/spoiler]

The other girl forgave me when I apologized a year later. Honestly I'm the only one who hasn't forgiven myself.
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>>710065532
Tits, plox?
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>>710069557
>rented a dress
They let women do that?

>>710069653
Seek help.
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I've always fantasized about a guy kidnapping me, raping me, and making me his sex slave. If I could make it happen somehow, I would, but then I suppose it wouldn't be rape.
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>>710067813
Don't make fun of my childhood fap fantasy, all I wanted to do was enslave and repeatedly rape some cute twins.
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>>710070259
You can always Kik them to me for my solid plan b advice
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>>710048832
Who is that
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Not sure if counts as hetero, but one day during senior of high school I was unbelievably horny, I keep everytime a girl walked by me I got insta diamonds, couldn't even concentrate in class because I kept staring at teachers ass's and fantasizing. Doesn't help that most of my teachers that year were fresh out of college and in their early to mid twenties Anyway since it's close to the end of the year everyone is just hanging out in the gym because there's really nothing much to do aside from studying for tests . I'm I'm sitting by the bleachers bored trying to pass the hours by when a bunch of girls stop playing basketball and change into shorts making me into diamonds watching them
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I don't know what came over me but headed over the restroom and started stripping, cock standing tall heiling Hitler
Cont
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>17 yo
>family thinks I'm responsible and shit
>I'm actually fucked up
>parents want to go on "little vacation" (weekend away from town)
>Fuck Yeah I'm gonna get uber drunk with friends
>parents say uncle and aunt are going with them so someone needs to take care of 14 yo cousin
>ask if I mind if she would stay at our home for weekend and I would have to take care of her (so she don't do anything stupid)
>whatever, Im excited about getting totally drunk with friends so say "yes"
>weekend comes, parents & uncle/aunt leaves
>I just told cousin that I will have few friends over so she needs to stay upstairs

1/?
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>>710051143
If your gonna make something up at least make it good
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>>710071051
Definitely continue
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>>710070487
Did you not go to prom?
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>>710069653
>I think the worst thing I've honestly done is watching CP.

Nothing wrong with watching. It's when you start bringing that pedo shit into the real world it becomes a problem.
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>>710048832
Let's see now
> be virgin
Yeah that'll do.
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>>710068075
you betcha is a Minnesota thing
wi fag here wife is Minnesota
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>>710071051
Fucking onwards bro...
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>>710058842
Any moar pics?
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>>710070824
Dumpimh
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Don't feel like greentexting, but here goes.

Once when I was 17, I met a guy online and went across the country to meet him. He was 25 years older than me and his girlfriend, who lived with him, was only 5 years older than me. Anyways, shit goes down. End up having sex with a girl for the first time, a threesome for the first time, and lost my anal virginity.
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>>710054974
You are a scumbag of the worst kind. Stealing from her when she already gave you so much.
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>>710050231
old pasta
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>Be 17
>dumb fat kid
>Getting my shit together at the end of the school day
>Oh shit, my gym clothes are still in the locker room
>Get to locker room
>Open door hear girl voices
>Double check sign on door
>Most definitely the guys locker room
>Barge in to grab my gym shoes
>4 girls, just in panties and bra
>They stare at me, one notices my developing boner
>My locker is in the middle of where they're standing
>Fumbling with combo lock to get my shit
>One of them pulls down my shorts and slaps my ass
>Spin around and grab her tits
>Solid C-cups for a high-school girl
>Force her to her knees and whip out my dick
>Slap her with it until she gets the hint
>Other three are in shock
>Nut in her mouth
>Run out to catch bus
>Miss it
>Get a ride home in my friends Monte Carlo

Turns out the girls were there from another school for a volleyball tournament, apparently they never said anything.
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Honest to God fucked my 2nd cousin she was 16 I was 20 basically one thing just led to another and it happened nutted all over her face shit was cash 10/10 would do it again
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>>710070259
Btw there's a certain time of the month (I believe it's right after her period) that's it's virtually impossible to get preg. Verify that info and blow a huge load in her. Need some faceless body pics at least for all this info I've dropped on you this Eve
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>>710063232
I miss the reference
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>>710072520
This shit don't work anon. Don't risk it
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>>710070275
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Got a teaching assistant to wipe my ass in 2nd grade, she used a little tongue
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>>710070275

Yes. Moar?
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>>710053429
Das hot
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>Be me
>Open door
>Get on floor
>Walk dinosaur
>pic related
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>>710072640
There's only like 1-2 days a woman can get knocked up (when she ovulates like 2wk after period). Though sperm can live a couple days inside, so don't go blowing a load in her on day 10. I wouldn't make it a habit but 1 good pie won't kill ya.

I'm 30, nutted in quite a few in my day. Never got none preg that I know of, assuming there was no unknown smishsmortions. Or maybe I'm blowing blanks
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>>710057496
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I have a video of my sister fucking herself that I occasionally fap to, she knows I do and occasionally will dress up really slutty before coming over to try and get me to delete it.

Never will.
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>>710054974
I laughed.
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>>710073461
Post?
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>>710073552
Video has lots of face, will screen cap be proof enough?
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>>710073461
Post that shit?
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>>710061475
>I "fantasized" about making my gf work at a legal brothel.
hot as fuck if you can actually turn them out
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>be me
>live with gf
>gf sister stays with us for a while
>gf is nurse and works nights
>spend alot of time with gf sister.
>she is cool as fuck &funny.
>i feel alot of sexual tension, but don't want to fuck up.
>be drunk
> she says somthing like she has a sore neck
>done alot of sprots phsyio so i tell her i can sort it
>start massage her neck and back.
>she takes her shirt off
>as im doing it i unclip her bra
>she moans a little as im massaging
>dick is diamonds.
>her hand gropes around my pants and she starts playing with my cock
>i stop and she turns around and puts my cock in her mouth
>she knows what she is doing.
>she wants to fuck, she takes off her pants and lays on the couch.
>no time for condom so i go raw
>fuck her for close to an hour in a few positions.
>pull out in missionary position and cum bucket loads on her pussy, belly tits and face.
>i lay down and recover, look over and relise that we had fucked up.
>she goes and has a shower and comes back.
>we decide it was a one off thing and not to mention it.

More story to come....
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>>710058842
>>710058795
>>710058738
>>710058674
Desperately want more pics of this girl, she's perfect
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>>710073552
>>710073835

Vidcap isn't really a good source of proof, but I don't want to ruin both of our lives so I blocked out her face and the tattoo of our family name.
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>>710058682
. . ?
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>>710048832
>>710049893
>>710050231
>>710050236
these are all the same posts from earlier
>samefag
>nice try fbi
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>>710074174
Clearer pics of her fishlocker?
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>>710074174
>Vidcap isn't really a good source of proof, but I don't want to ruin both of our lives so I blocked out her face and the tattoo of our family name.

What kind of fucking mutt has their own name tattooed on themselves?
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>>710059918
kicked a few times? How hard did you have to kick her to actually kill her?
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>>710074174
I'll take it
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>be 10
>see 2 girls 1 cup for the first time
>huh, i wonder what they get out of this
>shit in a cup and smear it all over myself in the shower
>kinda kick back into reality
>what the fuck am i doing
>immediately clean myself up
>use nearly a bottle of body wash
>throw away the cup because the smell wouldnt go away
>it was my favorite cup and i still miss it to this day
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>>710074613
Kek
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>>710071051
>friends came, I sent cousin upstairs
>we drunk a little
>cousin came down
>I got angry cause I didn't wanted her to bother us
>friends says "bro chill, she can stay here if she wants"
>we offer her beer
>I didn't like idea at first, but I wasnt older than 14 when I drank first time too so whatever
>she gets pretty drunk after 3 beers
>it's late anyway so friends decide to go home
>I take her upstairs, she is holding bottle of beer
>spills it all over herself
>god damn it
>we got to room where she was sleeping, told her to take wet clothes off before going to bed
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>>710074127
/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
Samefagging hoping the pic poster is still around
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>>710074549

Firstly, screw you.

>>710074537

No clear angles during the vid, it was sent to me but the only real things in it are her playing with her breasts and then fucking herself like a whore for a few minutes.
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>>710063232
I don't get it. Please explain.
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>>710062833
Hahahha
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> be me
> worked in IT when I was young
> Needed a Mac because clients needed to test a proprietary OS X client
> Younger sister has the only Mac in the house
> She was 15 at the time
> Use her Mac to test the client.
> She gets a text from some guy
> ohhowcute.dmg
> I read the messages
> Seriously sexual
> Constantly dirty texting
> Found a video of my 16 yo sister playing with her pussy
> Jerk off to it
> Can't use a Mac now without feeling the shame
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>>710061720
whaaaaaa
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I pretended to care about a girl to sleep with her for 2 years
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>>710054021

my eyes are bleeding from dem edges
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>>710051043
their is no rape she clearly ask for it and play for it that's it.
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